 I'm very excited to be trying out for Amazon Prime's Lord of the Rings series. I'm a huge fan of the Peter Jackson franchise. I'm a huge fan of the world. I'm Adam Olinger, of course, from the hit channel Adam Does Movies. You've heard of it. I know a lot of people shaking their heads now. I'm just going to be spitball in lines from the Fellowship of the Ring to start with. Maybe I'll come back and do the Two Towers and potentially the Return of the King. The Return of the Atom. I don't like to call this audition. Here we go. You cannot pass. I am the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of honor. The dark fire will not avail you. Flame of a dune. Is that right? I'm just going to keep going. Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass. Right? Put a beard on me. Age me a little bit. I'm Gandalf the Grey. I'm Gandalf the Wise. Gandalf the Stunningly Attractive? I see an intern girl over there shaking her head now. Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall. But what about breakfast? You've already had it. Stupid piece of shit. We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast? I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip. It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance. Gandalf. Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. You're late. A wizard is never late, Frodo Begans. Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to. Well, it's not the fucking time we agreed to, Gandalf. I made a promise, Mr. Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to. One does not simply walk into Mordor. She's always crying, so. Do you remember when we first met? Thought I had wandered into a dream. Or an Aerosmith music video. Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone. Of course you are. And I'm coming with you. Fly, you fools. Have my sword, and you have my bow. I'm awesome. And my axe! Don't suppose we'll ever see them again, Sam. We may yet, Mr. Frodo. We may. I like to repeat things that I say often. Sam, I'm glad you're with me. Are you frightened? Yes. Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you. Wow. Thanks, dick. They have a cave troll. I'm just going to be fighting the troll as different characters of the party. Take from it what you will. Legolas time, bitches. It's like a round the head shot. What is this new devilry? A bullrog. A demon from the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run! Into me. My own. My love. My precious. Something draws near. I can feel it. Calling in the air tonight. Hold on. Hold on. I can feel it tonight. Hold on. For- I love Phil Collins. It reminded me. I'll keep going. I'll continue. Full of a took! I don't know what the fuck that means. Full of a took? Full of a took? Shiner basins. Getting stabbed by the cave's troll through the mithril armor. I think everybody's pretty impressed with what I brought to the table today, right? You know how to find me. I'm a pretty big show. A pretty big deal on YouTube. So Adam Olinger, you know. Interns still shaking her head, no. Like, we're not having a connection here. Okay, thanks for your time.