 When Fran here had a plan to handle that and her first choices were too expensive, we agreed to do it! Isn't she great? Because who can afford a magician these days? Now today's a day of love and we're proud of you, Gene. The ceremony's over and now you can breathe. We did a bit of research on you, man. Had a browser to read. Just a normal level of digging, really. Your standard degree. You helped me to find your team, to act into teams, that widest-held, cheshire-capped mouth you received through your family trip. Also, things like the fact that you travelled to Crete with Fran for a week and while you were there, you thought you saw a really weird creature but then it happened to be the back of a sheep. That was a good one. That was a good apology, mate. That one's on me. Yeah, did you have a healthy level of smoothies? You know, the cat that you feed. Bossington. Who one night came back to your house in your sleep with a mouth in its teeth. Then you took out on the bowl and let out on the streets on 1am, let out on the streets. Just a totally regular, not-at-all creepy extent of fact. Fine. And now we kind of feel like we know you. So we're glad we've been made. And we just hope that you're as awesome as you sound on the sheets. Because to be honest, when the research on this man was complete, we thought, damn, I kind of wish he was marrying me. You didn't even know in 2003. The only reason we said 2003 is it happens to be in the sound of the scheme. Look, don't tell him that. Look, the point is, today, the day you get to make your family, please, that you finally mustered the courage to get down on one knee and make sure everyone in this room is bound to agree when we say congratulations, James, because she is out of your league. James, firstly, we hear you're addicted to Sunday dinners. That totally ain't nerdy. But if tomorrow there's a risk that you might blow a brain-circuit and no-one's made turkey, tonight we're making sure you get a roast the day early. Happy to get married with guests. He's been satisfied with France since they met, showing off about the age difference he's glad he could get. Like, I'm 33, she's 27. Now, six years younger than me. Back of the net. She was actually 10. That's an affair. Seeing a bunch of kids whose paths are to act and his students think his lessons in drama are rad. But the reason you teach dramas, because you can't even add, I'm saying, no king of the dot punch, but you're a disaster at math. Yeah. Nice suit. Oh, yeah. The jacket's blazing. Clever design, yo. Where was that fabric made in? Yemen or Cairo? I saw the suit. The whole fit was great. That's amazing. Incredible tie, bro. Your fashion statement's better than my clothes. You're like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Oh! It was tea. Tea! He's got that Scott Howe's long mouth that whipped his balmy. That grin is wider than mini drivers. It's big and hearty. His favourite songs are Grin Too Deep, Grin's Sane in the Membrane, and Anything by Grin Stefani. He's got a bunch of hit james in his own face. And while all of you were stood around like no way, we were like, yo, Fran. Is your bow okay? Is your bow a harder surname? Lucky for you, she's not once stressed it. But you still gave her that double barrel at the altar. Shotgun wedding. No, we also had something, okay, we also had something ridiculous concerning the amount of time you spend in the bath. What, is it at least twice a day? What, are you scared that you'll start sweating in class when they test the alarms? Who's the chair in the bath? Where's his underwear in the bath? Does his cooking, tax return and marking there in the bath? Fran wants to join in, but he ain't chair in the bath. Except on weekends. But there's a further hill charge. As soon as she catches him putting on that peppermint marshy den even after he's heading so far. We're just surprised you haven't held this wedding in bath. Or with the very least maybe Lamington's bath. Used in Asia than baths that you have taken. James, James has told you all he teaches drama. That's the largest fabrication. He actually works for the council and market hardware for his payments. The department where he's stationed, baths and recreation. I spent 20 minutes tops in the bath. You don't take baths like that. You don't have your skin texture looking scarred like that. So don't be fooled that he smells better. You know his baths type one. And you'll be there on the honeymoon to bring those baths. But it's in getting engaged and set a date to preparate for your special day and decorate up the wedding cake which is smelling great. Good effort, mate. We're going to have a way to be helping James to celebrate. And until now if you'd only ever speculate but seeing you both in the flesh today I'd like to be the first to step in and say I bet that they will have a beautiful marriage. Though statistically you'll separate. This is the gym like every day pumping true heat. Your wife must think you're obsessed, you bloody loony. But Fran, I wouldn't worry that your husband's becoming too keen. It's traditional to buy a treadmill for the honeymoon suite. He started off just going to the gym for last, but now it's like he's on a mission to get trimmed fast. And you can tell he'll never miss a fitness class simply by looking at him flipping arms. I mean this kid is hard. He's triple hard. He's championship weightlifting hard. He's Bronson swinging on the prison guards. I heard he wrestled off a killer shark. You can catch James at bodybuilding tournaments. Sitting in the front row. And if one of them glances at Fran and finish him with one blow. You all got your invites. There's a gift he put in one vote. One of you lucky attendees got two tickets to the gym. Kudos on the preparations. And it's been an awesome, it's been an honor to come here and roast a couple with such awesome reputations. I suppose what we're really trying to say with these very clever statements is when all said and done we're just great, full of these celebrations with our rapping and that nothing was left to leave you feeling embarrassed. To be honest, we were really ecstatic. And taking part in this is something that seemed extremely attractive. Now Fran, you did tell us that he's a romantic so I wouldn't be surprised if you guys leave in a carriage with James speaking in Spanish and I bet the hotel Honeymoon Suite is fantastic. And in 50 years time when you speak to your grandkids and recount every awesome memory that you've captured even if they say they're bored like unappreciative bastards you'll still know it's the result of an unbelievable marriage. So with that being said congratulations James and Fran. The Eagles have landed.