 Sleupin uumu kambani Kari wu sana sleupin uumu kambani and the one kamba stu alia kufungam buzi Idesan ambleviason ambleviason? Odezen K stands for cutie Cutie? Ya I ... and working and working Yes M... Beautiful I'm beautiful And finally A Nitsiilend Huh? Nitsiilend Nitsiilend? A nitsiilend? Ya and we tell us what's with the socks first of all You know the supports should be given in a uniform and thats for me i want to be hot for lever hot for lever? yes at if it hote outside yes but in any case Shumon people we behaviourally yes get news since it has so much hook for our relationship but for now it's my place wye k�on naόςfazhkla kuna lagu kriedi milustibubu mwa pizamaarts xiye companies we wont dolar So the black man is very good. I love it. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. How long have you been a comedian for? You are very seasoned. Okay, let me say it's just like professionally it's like two years. Two years because I started at KMBC. KMBC. I was a comedian. I was a comedian. Yes. I was a competition. I was an ultimate comedian. It was taking four counties. That is Nailombi, Mombasa, Kizumo and Nakulu. I was picked from Nailombi and I managed to become the six. I mean among the six finalists I was there, the only girl. The only girl? Yes. Are you hearing what we have on stage today? I want you to tell me what you think of COVID-19. First of all, she is hot. We are going to say Yes. Stop it. Are you making a blast? Yes. Thank you so much. We are going to get them. We are going to get them. We are going to get them. We are going to get them. Thank you so much. We are happy to have you. I am also happy to be here. So I am born by the way. Later on we will be playing a game. Before we play that game, I just want to let you guys know first and foremost, we have two presenters who are right now at the Kenya Film School. There is a graduation for the class of 2017. We have a very important person who is going to be attending that graduation. He is the Cabinet Secretary Muha. Mr. Jo moh. Needn't be a pretending that graduation. So you guys tuning Waaseo wa kumpu triari their preparing Things of what's going on over there once they set things up. DJU hard to AMB as Asamilya Ruskiya that you've been there We also have a show that will be presented by teacher Wanjiko Oh teacher Wanjiko Yes, it is called Ngals are also funny Yes, Komendi queens Yes, Komendi queens We will be having me, Nasla We will be having a lady known as Pasha It will be amazing And it's a boys in the out So you can bring your person I bring with a person Yes, that is You can invite your friends, boys Girls will be clacking them Is everyone here invited? Yes, everyone is invited So you understand what you are saying? Welcome support I am so happy You will be happy Tell us about your journey in comedy My journey, I started way back when I was small But professionally, like I said I started two years ago That's left Yes It has been good Because I can't say I can't say I can't say You didn't expect Kastorika No, professionally I think Godhand opened the way Because I was from here to here From there to there Like I was from Komendi Alena Maybe for like two months From there, Ultimate comic It's only in Godhand It's only in Godhand I'm glad you give thanks So let me ask you something You know you're a female And you've just told us that There's a show the Chugas are focusing on Called Boys Day Out And it's particularly titled Girls are also funny So tell me As a woman in the comedy industry How does it feel? It's not easy But I don't know Are you serious? Yes Something of the suit But we are proving them long And sometimes When you go on stage Maybe to new people They are like ok, to check cash Yes, they are not even like They want you to prove that First of all, you can make them laugh And it takes time It takes time So for now They've seen that we can do it Again, first of all Like me Because maybe I have character People think that I can't do my jokes in English I can't go international But we have Kansimi Yes, he even And also maybe Salvando Yes They talk to us even to things that we don't know Last time I went to Umbokolo That is funny But when it comes to us They are like politicising us That Sinjui Ascent is two way Sinjui Ilisha But I want to prove them long You have already proved them wrong Yes, in fact I am going international I like the way you are talking So you guys watch this space Miss Mwenda here is going to go international She is going to prove to you guys With Teacher Wanjiko And all the other females out there Who are focusing on comedy right now Ah, ya Your outfit Why did you particularly choose this I know me sama ni kwa ni ni Is it something that you are known for This is your personality on stage Yes It's my personality And it's something that I've come to own Because let me tell you If you see me somewhere out Most of the I relate myself with flutes I have flutes Yes, kakapunding Kaflutpunding Ya, like me I have a lot of friends I have a lot of friends Without it don't worry I have a lot of friends I have a lot of friends That's our And by the way Apart from being the Kambas Favourite That is my personality You do have a reality Yes, by the way You have a personality And I agree with you I don't want to call you Miss Kiyoki I am Kawangu New York Oh my goodness Yes So you are New York I love it I will depend upon you I'm loving your persona By the way, do you have a name You just stick to Lucy Mwende? Kanu Yoku, the only Kanu Yoku in town by the way, you won't find another one? Yes. Lucy Mwende, Kanu Yoku. Kale kamaiva. Kale kamaiva? Yes. Oh yeah. That's how I feel. Are you ready to play a game with me? Yes, I'm lending. Are you ready to play a game with our viewers also? Yeah, it's okay. Let's do it. Since this is a comedy show, you know me, I'm not a comedian. Yes, me, I'm a presenter. I'm going to try my best to shoot some jokes to our friend here, Lucy Mwende. Yeah. And she's going to try her best not to laugh. And I'm sure you might or you might not laugh. Yeah. But at the same time, when I shoot you a joke. Yes. After that, you give me one. Me, if I laugh, I've lost. Ah, that's nice. Yeah, that's it. When you check, I'll lose game. Okay, let's do it. You go too. So, I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. So, someone has made a face. Knokknok. Who is that? Mwende. Mwende? No. Now, Mother, I'll do the one who says, let's start again. Knokknok. And who is that? Diziz. Diziz. And who is that? You call that? Diziz. They will say the rod liked her. Oh my goodness. So, you're not sure what happened? I expect a group once again. And I know maybe you were a girl? But it's nice. Yes na kwacha kwaise ya ya Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa k Oh my goodness. I'm not laughing by the way. I'm a smiley person. In nature, in nature. Yes. Ah, kuna kitu kama hiyo. Another one. Yes. Let me tell you. Now which one? By the manome ni ni ni? Akonding to you. Manome? Aksiji. Manome ni fitu mob. Kama. For example. Manome ni kufu. I manome ni kuhunga. Kuhunga ni kustunya. Kuhunga. Kuhunga. Atamki kwa samboka. Siammeunga. So my goodness. Look. You've lost. I know. You've lost. You've lost. You've lost. Khalifa is our referee. Oh my goodness. Actually, wachewi hakoe referee. Oh my goodness. But it's a zegi. Akuna chakucheka. Mcheka nasmumicheka. Okay. If I knew. I don't hear you in the back there laughing also. So let's go. So let's go. Oh yes, awasawa. Twenda-twenda. So, a rasta man walks into a bank. And he's carrying a bag of weed in his hands. He hands it over to the kashia. Very shocked amishituka. The kashia asks, What is this for? The rasta replies, I'm here to open a joint account man. Is that a joke? Yes. Oh last statement. Kama me kupita. No, I was waiting for the punchline. Oh, aikwa. Oh my goodness. Oh na hona, the war is on. Oh my goodness. The war is on. Ya. Ah ya, ni maonan me shikomika chakucheka. Not kucheka. Nifiletsiwa kamba tuna kwangatumendi kumbalim by the way. Tusha and jikumbalim by the way is sikwezi. Anyata tunjifuniangi vidu zenia tuna. Where this came from, kizema tijini amahi, chini apumbi. Chini apumbi? Yes. That's fun. You lost. You're still laughing. You guys, I'm letting you down. You all should have never given me this. Oh my goodness. Chesu. I can see why you're in Chachil. Yes. I don't want to watch this base. You see Chesu. Yes. I know this one you've known. You've heard it before. A passenger in Nyeri. Anase maivi. You're selling the conductor. Natuki apu. And then the conductor says. Ukifika maliuna penda ni ambie. Niski akitu. Was that you laughing? No, it's not me. Washanku pati ingine. Okay. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? Mujuwaji. Mujuwaji. Atimu? Mujuwaji. Mujuwaji. Apadasi. Tawidu. Tawidu? Tawidu. Oh my goodness. Anajiwa bonage kwa symmetry. So we are talking while we are making jokes. Sasa si na kwa explain niya? Oh, it's funny then. So what am I supposed to do to laugh? Akinda fanyafesu kumu next time. I'll see you put it in your mind. Okay, I've laughed. I've laughed. Yes, I've laughed. So it's my time. Yes, it's your time. Yes, I was so annoyed by the way last Valentine people were saying. You know, couples were saying, laughing is in the air. Love is in the air. And others were saying love do not exist. Mendiya, I'm bleeding. Yes, laugh. You are laughing. Okay, stop blinking then. Kai, if I stop blinking see machos takawuka. Because you are laughing with your eyes. I can see. You are trying not to laugh but you are laughing. Tieta, we are trying to be tough. I'm trying to be strong. Come on. Well, you want me to do another one? Please. You want another one? Okay, let me see. What's your taste? I mean, in terms of the men you like? Tall. Tall and then? Only tall? Another quality? Pali. Tall. By the way, which tall? You know, you know, you are not the type of person who is in a relationship. You are not going to be in a relationship. And you are trying to be strong. Kai. Oh gosh. Hey, we are in a relationship. No, no, I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. You have to tell us which type of a tall? Taller than me, when I'm in high heels. Oh, that's nice. Because I was bad when I breathed in Rieko. Ah, that's nice. Also me because I was so underling. Another quality? Another quality? Fani. I'm trying to be strong at least. Fani. Something we can see. You can't see fani. Can you know someone who's fani? You are talking to the angel. No, you can't see. You can't see. Sasa niki kwa nuku angels in tajua kiyu demen. Ya we will be like, maybe she's a fani woman. See, I told you sometimes I'm like a papai. You can't know me. You can't know? Yes. Tell me something that you can see. Okay, something I can see. Nice teeth. Nice teeth? Yes. You don't like it, Ndaka. I'm waiting for you. Mpa nuna nipani ya? Ndaka, you will send me back. Mr. Seba iso. Mr. Seba iso. And I know you're waiting for me to send you dark skin and my light skin. Hai, lagi ni meno. Pia, sesa meno utakula. So you don't have to take it unzulu. Sesa meno. It's up to India na nini. Sesa naka pwa kicheka? A kicheka? Ya. No, you are not even going to check it. I know you. By the way, you can't. Ni kutu apo. Nafkriya meno nipo alakini. Yes. Then you can give me your joke. I give you mine. Yes. Here I go. Here I go. When I die. When I die. Yes. I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did. In his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. They were screaming. Because he was asleep. I don't know if it's your English. No, you are talking that. I don't know if it's your English. You can hear. Yes. So engage in English. But you are funny. You are funny. You are motivated. I am coming for you. I am coming for you. Okay, let's go. Do you know what makes me smile, Mwende? No. My facial muscles. No, that's funny. Now you've laughed. Yes, I've laughed. But I... You know what makes me smile, Mwende? No. My facial muscles. No, that's funny. Now you've laughed. Yes, I've laughed. But I... You know what makes me smile, Mwende? No. That was funny. That was funny. That was funny. That was funny. Yes, that's nice. Should I try again? I'm going to... By the way, I don't know what you are saying. I hope what you want to ask. I will ask. But I don't know. But let's say it. Put your own spin on it. Yes. By the way, I can expand it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Andy has 150 kandi bars. 150. He eats 125. What does Andy have now? Kandi. Just candy. Just candy. He has diabetes. Oh my goodness. He's also a bit sorry. I'm sorry for her. He's also a bit sorry. He's sorry for Andy. Yes. I hope you understand what I mean. I'm just saying it. I understand. Your last one. Make it good. This is a boy I'll never forget in my life. Do you know what he did to me? Okay, what did he do? He linked it to a girl. He said it was my first time in Nairobi. Okay. Yes. Yes. I know what you're trying to do there. I know what you're trying to do there. But the viewers will prove you long. They have been proved wrong. Yes. I know they are laughing by the way in their houses. Yes. Maybe they are. Yes. Maybe they are. Like in it before I give you my last joke. Yes. I have been told that we need to go on standby where we were talking about earlier on. This is a kid. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We are on, this is Kenya. We are going to, yes, so we're going to go on standby for a little bit where we are at the Kenya film school. And we have two of our presenters there right now. And we're going live in a short while. So I'll chat to him as we are doing that. My friend, Mwende. Yes. Whenever I'm sad, so it's a little major, I'm not sad. I just read my blood donor ID. Blood donor is a blood type. So when I'm sad, I just read my blood donor ID. You know what it says? Yes. It always says, be positive. I know that one. Yes. Yes. I've ever hand it. In fact, I'm the one who wrote it. You wrote that one. Yes. Yes. Yes. But it's okay. You can have it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So one more. At work, I want to say, excuse me, may I disturb you shortly? So I'll call you. Okay. Then I'll ask you. Of course, what is it? Nothing. I just wanted to disturb you. You know, I'm wondering, who is your sense of humor like Nidith? What's that funny? You know, I'm wondering, who is your sense of humor like Nidith? What's that funny? What's that funny? You know, sense of humor is if anan ya kwe kwa, you know, inter inter inter inter. Ya kwe kwa juice anan. Yes. Ya kwe kwa less. So don't blame me, it's not my love. Siyo kupenda kuangu. Yes. So we have... Yes. So the results are now in. I'm being told, I'm being told the score is, Mwende has 11. Yeah. My score is 7. It looks like I'm using. Yay. So you've taken the, you've taken the win. Yes. The only surviving slave when from Mwukamban. Yes. They are wingo. So what's your name? Sasa getting a job. So what's your name? Katiwui Tuitichelike. Katiwui Tuitichelike. Umuji hatutashelike hatu just in a few minutes. I'm just to continue talking to me ma lorna na get beetu. Ya, it's okay. Sasa. Now let me ask you something serious. What's your name? Tuia Nyem. I guess Nitalintia. Mwuto. Ya. Sasa, is your family in support of what you're doing? Yes, so much. So much. In fact, contra my mum. Yes. She's been telling, she's being, you know, nikiwa wenu kutu, maji, nikiwa mkuti. Nvaa kurobi kijika popi na ku autop voiton... kuma kusmili nizu ukinuti ... Unizia wpunalinganaa unizia mimi. Haidu, nukuta kwen diri. Lekati na? Haidu, kwa? Kusunili kwa? Kukuta kwen diri? Kuponati. Nikiwa mkuti kwa? Kuna kusinili! Nikiwa kwa? Kubani na kakini na kika mkuti. Nikiwa mkuti kwa? Kwa k feelingi na kikiwa, kwa kumazumili na kumazumili iinii nikiwa maybe your mum, dad, grandparents. 토 toysunion so kンデu value kenkuchak ways kwa wali. kwa wali. kwa wali. kwa wali. kwa wali. By the way my friends, close friends by the way, you know, I'm not that, since you were in Knock Ativ saying because people who are close to me, they are the one who can't know that I'm funny, and they can tell me, when don't you go to Churchill and I was like Churchill. I started with doing clips, before I started coming here I was doing clips and they were going viral and everyone was commenting like why don't you try coming here, but I was so scared when I saw the clips I was like, you and you, so you can do anything so when I saw them I was like, I don't know what to do My first performance was, I can't watch it I was so scared that I couldn't watch it because I was like, I don't know if there's anyone who's been fanning this or if there's anyone who's been fanning this so I was like, I'm just talking I didn't know but it's a learning process and I'm thanking God It's a learning process so you see that you've come far from where you started By the way, do you have a YouTube page, Paliuna Post, Vtuzako? Do you mind sharing your social media handles with our people just in case when I talk to a kukustak My Facebook page is Comendian Mwende Comendian Mwende 254 Instagram is www.mwenden.comendian Twitter Comendian Mwende YouTube, Lucy Mwende Hey, hukuna yengi But when you look Mwende Mwengine, by the way Yes They only survive in slakun and be the first one to be there But when you look at the slakun from Kampani Yes They only survive in slakuns Oh my God When do you compare? Yes Everyone is jealous of me because of the slakun Yes