 Well, hello and welcome to e-fab mini super chat catch up episode two five three What was that? That's that's where we tackled the question of Ratatouille and Oh, right. Yeah, that's right. Oh, Ratatouille being good rat. Yes. Yeah, I don't think anybody questioned that Yeah, we got some messages we're gonna check out so You know no point in delay and we're just gonna jump right in more let tell us everything you know about Dragon Ball Z Please I'm afraid. I don't really know much at all about Dragon Ball Z Wow, I'm just nine two No, I don't think I will Know anything about Dragon Ball Z really Goku turns into a Super Saiyan and then he punches Frieza Yeah beats him up pick a little really really gives him. Yeah, I was the green guy I don't know shit about Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. Yeah Here you go. We did it. That's most of it Yeah, Trunks has the sword The little platoon is it true you haven't watched past episode three of Arcane because to put it shortly You thought it was very good slash heavily enjoyed it, right? I Have no idea. I can't remember. Do we talk to him about that? I don't know, but he must answer for his crimes Yeah, I mean, you know as long as he gets around to it, you know when maybe when there's less going on Maybe when season two comes out and then everyone says hey, you gotta watch season one first you fool Hey, you interrupted me watching e-fap 43 so I'd appreciate if you put this on hold and any future faps until I'm caught up Gosh you guys selfish. Sorry about that Hope you've made it I mean it happens. It's okay It's all it's all power life really and if anything, you know, you can just get to him when you can You know, it's all gonna work out. Yes, you do You guys cinematic venom re-reviewed Lord the Rings and he likes it now. It's the redemption arc. I didn't think was possible Interesting. I hope it's not a Chris duckman blade runner thing and he actually does like it I was gonna say for the record. It's fine to not like Lord the Rings. It is. Yeah, it's okay Freak, but it's okay. Yes. It is very strange, but it's you're entitled fine. Yeah Um, hi rags. Hello Can you read the Scott Steiner copypasta in your skeletal voice? I never knew how badly I needed to hear your great skeletal voice again The Scott Steiner copypasta. That's what they said. Yeah, I'm not sure. I know which one that is Scott Steiner copypasta Scott Steiner math copypasta Why is this not safe? Oh, it's a price got 90 words My god Okay What's this the Scott Steiner math copy? Seven years ago. I've never even heard of this You know they say all men are created equal But you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true See normally if you go one-on-one. Oh, sorry the mature content thing pop. Yes. I'm over 18 Why would you do that now? Why would you do it now? Oh? They know I was doing the voice if you'd see me normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler You got a 50-50 chance of winning But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal so you got a 25% at best at beat me and then you add Kurt Angle to the mix You the chances of winning drastic go down See the three-way at sacrifice you got a 33 and one-third chance of winning But I I got a 66 to a third chance of winning because Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me And he's not even gonna try so Samoa Joe You take your 33 one-third chance minus my 25% chance and you got an eight one-third chance Of winning at sacrifice, but then you take my 75% chance of winning if we was to go one-on-one and then add 66 to third percent I got a 141 two-third chance of winning at sacrifice Senior Joe the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice Wow Yeah, so I've never I've never heard of that before in my life This is from our slash copypasta from seven years ago. Oh well. Yeah, so who knows I don't not me I don't know not me. Oh Well, I think they got what they paid for so there you go. I think so Yeah What soundtrack is better hot D or God of War Ragnarok and this chatter says they choose hot D I'd probably go with God of War Ragnarok actually I'm unfairly biased to Ragnarok I almost know the fucking whole soundtrack at this point Meanwhile, if I listen to hot D's one several times over maybe I feel differently, but yeah Ragnarok for me What about the other guy? Oh Sorry, what was the question? Sorry. I was drinking something there hot D or God of War Ragnarok Which is the better soundtrack? I find that funny. I was drinking something Working yes, pretty much. Yeah, it's basically almost desk Hit the problem is I don't remember as much of the house of the dragon soundtrack Because sometimes that just happens sometimes you just don't remember some as much as the others I will tentatively say Ragnarok, but I need to hear the house of the dragon one kind of again to be certain mm-hmm, but the Ragnarok one is stuck with me a bit longer, but I will say that Yeah, I just don't remember a lot of the house of the dragon soundtrack Maybe if I hear it again, it'll come it'll come back to me, but who knows? Yeah What did y'all think of dr. Sleep? Doom Both haven't I thought it was fine. Obviously. It's a Flanagan film So I made sure to see it it is a sequel to both the Kubrick film But an adaptation of the book from Stephen King So it's complicated in terms of something that Trying to string together two different continuity stories at once or something It's one of the most bizarre things to happen in history because it's actually um an answer to a hypothetical that I had in my head Which it comes down to all that adaptation stuff if you have three books Let's say Fellowship two towers and turn to the king and they're all beloved someone makes an adaptation of fellowship and It is not faithful But it's really good and Then you are making the sequel So to stick to either the unfaithful adaptation or the book means that you breach continuity in one way or the other That's fun, isn't it? And yeah at that point, you know, what's the correct answer I think a lot of people would say stick to the source, but you know I don't think anybody would have been able to get away with telling Kubrick that you'd have been like fuck off. I Mean sure he would have said that either that or I am sticking so, you know, it's interpretations and all that stuff But anyway, I thought it was fine. I didn't have much of a thought about it I have several friends who did not like it But finally enough I was on a real BBC episode in which the guest said he loved doctor sleep as you know What it is where it sits and stuff, right? I'm not one to ask your shining's not exactly all the books even the side of it They're just not things. I'm not familiar with so I can't judge it on that way But I mean efficiently creepy and interesting in certain places I Love rata to and I also love rats. So thank you for covering this. There you go. Oh, you bet. Yeah, rats are great We love an excuse to use, you know a film that we're all about rats Yeah as a vehicle of something else like if someone's got a video that's like I have really bad modern opinions Also, I'm covering Incredibles. You're like, oh sweet. We're watching Credibles and then we'll do this nice Did you guys see Chris Reagan indirectly accused that Star Wars girl of being opposed to interracial marriage at his newest video? What is she opposed to it? No, I would put 99 percent bet on her not being against interracial marriage Yeah, that seems like that's just one of those things. It isn't true at all. Oh Yeah, no no idea about that, but you know, we see it is a crazy world. We live in so they ended that with Um jam starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways God said Fortune one of the funniest quotes ever It might be it might actually be one of the funniest words ever The man we watched him. He he learned about condensation on stream. He did he did he learned about the Physical process of condensation Brags what he lived he said so water just appears out of nowhere It would be like getting explained of gravity that'd be like so stuff just goes down, okay And you're like, well, I mean you could say Really how it works. It's not that it goes down. It goes in really Mass attracts mass. What's what I'm saying is like he hasn't understood it at all He's just stood the surface level and accepted I guess it's true. It just it's dumb It kind of treats it like you were to sci-fi that's like I've got a little gun here that shoots have a happiness in the form of Fucking rays of sunshine or something usually okay fine You still considering having solar sands on to talk about art big fan of both of y'all. Yes. Good idea It's good. We did it Um Linguini didn't ask her first consent movies are two out of ten exactly He's a rapist jam a man who grew up surrounded by water and water is a liquid I grew up surrounded by water over Baggins. Yeah Oh Boa Baggins, I think if I've chat recommended red line 2009 and I watched it and it was really good Fantastic animation. Thanks. Also high rags Hello, I've never heard of red line. Maybe some maybe just not remembering it when someone brought it up, but I can't remember I'm not sure what that is Is that like some one of the manamays or probably one of they a man of morms I feel like I may have heard of it, but I've got nothing in the old memory banks Do you think the puppy in apocalypse now was permanently traumatized by being grabbed so violently poor little buddy? No, I guess for films made that long ago animal safety wasn't as prioritized It was did they like it probably meant but now I guess the flip side is more animals got work exactly I guess you got to take the good with the bad When it comes to nowadays all the animals are getting their jobs are getting replaced by CGI animals We asking That is true. Yeah, and you should be asking whether or not the people got traumatized when making apocalypse now And the answer is probably yes for several Howdy mr. Eggs Hello to you. Have you perhaps any new games to recommend to us? Perhaps also more more gobb is the remaster of DS fine or should I sniff out the OG as far as I'm aware the remaster is pretty strong So like with the right mods the original is a lot It's a whole complicated thing you'd probably want to go to the subreddits to figure out what people have figured out at This point because I haven't played them since The remaster came out so I'm not even sure exactly what place it sits in but yeah, I as far as I'm aware the remaster solid That's for game recommendations You know what we're getting to that point my I had a friend who had a birthday a couple days ago And so like there was like 13 of us I think at one point the 13 of us got on the master chief collection and we played halo Wow, and we were doing all sorts of custom games and crazy shit So if you guys haven't played halo, you should do that You should go through the campaigns of the first guess four technically well five one one two three one two three reach an ODST Yeah, which you should do three yes. Yes Go through those and play them Because they're really wonderful They're really great campaigns and the multiplayer is super fun, and we just had a blast. We had a really good time That's a really easy recommendation because you're gonna pay what like 20 30 bucks I don't think it's ever sold at full price anymore, and you get yeah, like five amazing games And then also you get a halo for Yeah, yeah, if you want to do something with it's there for you know, it comes with so yeah, you know That's neat Something to listen to while you work Simpsons writers reunion on Conan's channel. It sounds like it'd be fun Oh, that could be neat. Hey, that does sound interesting. Honestly. Yeah, I haven't seen much Simpsons But what I have seen is well, thanks Did you know that a good old Conan O'Brien was he was one of the he was in the writers room for the early? I think it's up to season three Maybe season four. He was in the writers room. I did not know that Yeah, it explains a lot doesn't it it is definitive fun fact Yes, it's only fun. That's right. That's an exclusively fun fact bonus recommendation Emily Blunt and Brian Cox They say 1v1. Maybe they mean one-on-one as in like talking to each other one-on-one discussion about the value of acting Sounds like it could be interesting I wouldn't mind hearing from Brian Cox on that note because he's oh, yeah But then I call you a little bit once good as well. I like her a lot Yep Sonic's design slash concept aren't at fault in the slightest. Why has Sonic struggled? It's because Sonic team is bad at making video games in general Sega doesn't help I mean, I guess I'm inclined to agree that there's nothing like wrong with the Sonic formula I mean the formula is presented in the early games on Genesis is pretty great Then again, I would say that I don't know I feel like Mario was always come across as like the more inherently Approachable kind of a of the of the two games like what what Sonic is offering is kind of like Mario if it was like the Archetypal platformer where a Sonic doesn't feel like it's archetypal It's kind of like it's right next to it but not quite because it's going for a slightly different experience of Definitely much more of a leaning towards getting through the level really fast the whole Multi-tiered kind of structure to each level how you've got like a top a top path the middle path and a low path Which is not usually the case of Mario. It's usually pretty straightforward Basically the point I'm saying is I think that like Sonic has a higher skill floor than Mario But yes, I'm inclined to agree as well that there is nothing wrong with Sonic as a game It's uh, it's just odd that they've not been able to be consistently good since like the first three fucking games Since then it's been way more of a crapshoot What is everyone on the cast's max bench lol I listened to you guys all the time at the gym Well, let me see I've got I've got a chair in another spare, but I don't have any benches I think there's one outside around the side of the building, but I never use it I know there's I there's a lot of benches that like the parks and stuff that I Go and walk kind of doing my walks and stuff, but around but here. I don't need a bench It's if I went to lounge. I just lay on the bed And I've got my computer desk, and I have like another like older chair, but it's smaller It's just sort of over there in the corner, but I don't I don't my max benches. I guess zero tech I guess it's an odd question, but I guess it's fair I'm afraid I don't have it recorded so I can't tell you as in like I didn't remember last time I did it and I don't remember what it was so a thing of Interest say on that one Yeah, like I don't know We don't know Found a neat animal discovered last year Lamarack dromia Lamarck A type of oh, I was about to say is that a type of llama, but I guess not Lamarck Dramia, maybe Beagle is a fairy crab discovered in the made-up land of Australia Interesting what will they think of next? I don't know I kind of getting desperate making up new animals And they want to just play with the ones they had Like Disney who knew force powers. Oh, I'll fix everything original Whoa a picture of them Interesting looking Wow Oh, look at him. Look at the he's a furry boy. Look at him. He's a fuzzy lad. Look at him in his shell. I assume that's a shell Well, there you go She's discovered last year. That's cool when I hear the name Anton I think Anton Shigur from no country for old man. No country for old rat country to he no cooking for old man No cooking A Puss in boots sounds painful not gonna lie Those it could be depending on interpretation I'm just thinking about wouldn't it be interesting a Pixar got to make a film that was like an adult like strictly for adults Animated film there was like no country for old men, but that would never happen That would be interesting. You do wonder like what would you make? Jam-drawn man Tony's dutch Bonus quote jam Groot Howdy masses I was the brood member who superchired the new Nostalgic critic clip I was surprised and deeply honored to have contributed to e-fap content and on the anniversary no less Thank y'all for everything you do high rags Hello. Yes, that was the baffling clip where he said we have to put up with Lion King 2019's in order to have the Mandalorian Logic doesn't even make sense and the fact that you're saying it in favor of an actual bad story It's so weird as a quote Yesterday was Mihai cheeks at Mihai's 89th birthday. How did y'all celebrate you did celebrate right? You wouldn't forget his birthday, would you I had a cake and it was all middle Yeah, it was great. No crust all the candles in the middle as well My new favorite movie when cheers may come All right instead of what dreams may come yeah, I guess I can't think of CGI artist names. They must be bad. Oh, no, you remember that That triggered the hell out of me What a bad argument you don't remember the name that that's why because they don't make good things Value of their creations. God. I'm just thinking of every last person in history who's just fucking like excuse me Who like made great stuff. It wasn't remembered for it Yeah, who invented the wheel He's just like well, I mean I know a name but I'll go K He was like, yeah, it's fine. It's fine. They don't remember my name You know, it's more important that civilization moves forward and everything then it's like yeah But people who don't remember your name that means that you didn't do something good You'd be like excuse me. I don't see Hmm There was a first guy who created the wheel that guy exists Just like there was a first guy who decided to drink cow's milk You know the guy who made the wheel do you think when they made it? He was like, hey, should I write my date down to make sure everyone knows who did this? They're like, no, we'll remember. Oh, we all know you. Yeah, we know is everyone know you Would the wheel have been the wheel must have been created before writing Yeah, I'm a certain like yeah, I'm I'd say almost certainly Do we have any guess as at all? Certainly before like a formalized writing like marks on a wall obviously, you know, oh, yeah, of course But like not yeah, not not like written language before they were yeah, but but I guess we don't I guess we don't know then Like when it was made I wonder how much of a Mind-blowing thing it was or if it was just the Perfection of stuff. They'd gradually been building up to like just getting better and better than realizing all the rounded shape That's probably the best one there you go. I Got to imagine that it was probably a hyper Yeah Yeah, maybe you don't mean like they they had different versions that were getting better and better until they would just like yeah Yeah, I realized well one was like, why do you just have it so it's lumpy when you just smooth it out And then he's like, oh, you smooth it out Yeah, bitch You think it was a joke and I remember was a joke and family guy where it was um, oh it was uh God damn it. Um, it was it was like a car crash in these two guys who one guy was eating peanut butter One guy was eating chocolate when they crash They flew into each other and the police officer got there and it's like he got peanut butter on my chocolate He got Is An old commercial well, so the joke is that that crash happens the cop eats it realizes It's so good then whips out his gun and kills I don't know why but I'm thinking of that in terms of like a Magical sort of happenstance of just stumbling on the wheel That I don't know like this guy had a square wheel and a triangle wheel and then whatever they crashed And it turned into a sphere and then one of the cavemen found out and killed them and stole their idea But it probably didn't play out that way probably but it's a fun thought New Bethesda game sounds like it's time to play New Vegas again instead correct Um rags his parents are bark attacks meaning they are dog. You didn't need to explain it Yeah, no, I I got it. I liked it. And then you Think they wrote it out that they were like, oh shit, they might not get it which to be fair We've not gotten things before so I understand Happen, you know say you should make sonic brand chili Uh, cuz he really likes chili dog. Yeah, that's probably an idea something to put on the chili dog I'm sure a sonic would probably like chili a lot He just prefers chili dogs or maybe when he goes out and gets chili dogs. It's just more It just makes more sense to order chili dogs not to be like I would like some chili Maybe he likes them. No, it makes sense that he likes the mobile version of a food, right? Because I think it's like fast food in general What do you mean he likes fat what do you mean? He likes fast. Oh my god rags architects Yeah, that's it's it's it's a long those lines rags. Do you get it? I had a I got some fast food the other day I went to a Popeyes because I watched a video on Popeyes What am I? We don't have that here. Oh, right, right, right. It's like a fast food chain here That does Louisiana style sort of food so like fried chicken and biscuits and stuff like that And I watched a video on it and what their process is for getting new menu items and stuff like that and how they expand So I was like, you know what every Friday I pass a Popeyes twice there and back and I haven't been in many many years I'll give it a try So I went to Popeyes and I had a chicken sandwich and it came with fries and a coke and it was 950 almost 10 bucks So it was a little pricey, you know as fast food actually is turn just to alleviate everyone's Disillusion should you possess it fast food isn't actually cheap. It just tastes cheap usually But I had this fried chicken sandwich and it was really good I was quite pleased with this chicken sandwich. So yeah, good job Popeyes. You make a good fried chicken sandwich No, I Never liked how Udina became a straight-up traitor in Mass Effect 3 at first it seemed like Mass Effect 3 was trying to make a sympathetic to him. I Can't remember on I can he was the he was a he was in the first Mass Effect. He was opposed to Anderson it was him and Anderson basically You'd remember him if you saw him don't worry. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, you would you would I hope Boris he's talking with shepherd in the in the intro of Mass Effect 1 when they're talking about shepherd and they're doing Mass Effect 1 oh you didn't know because it was When I played Mass Effect 2 and 3 Mass Effect 1 wasn't on PlayStation 3 So, okay Comic that lets you make all of the important choices in your So that look instead of the default which by the way default choices in Mass Effect 2 include that fucking Rex is dead That is that is actually as much as I Mass Effect 1 is my favorite But a big complaint and it is a big complaint about that game is that if you don't have Basically Max Paragon by the time you get to Vermeier Rat Rex dies That's crazy, which is just like fucking insane. So I tell everyone I don't it may be a supply to you I don't know like guys, please you need to go max either Paragon or renegade probably One or the other because if you don't you get punished for it a lot Basically, yes, it's it is my complaint of of course sort of Mass Effect in general as much as I love the trilogy And I really do and I love those games There's so much to love about them. I don't like the Paragon renegade system It does sort of lock you into either going full one or full the other There's no advantage or anything to gain from going sort of this sort of that So you basically you choose beforehand. Do I want to do a good? Do I do I want to do I want to do a Paragon or renegade playthrough? So I tell people go full that the whenever you can upgrade Paragon or renegade do that First and then level up your other skills because rex fucking dies if you don't which is There's gotta be a mod to fix that they're almost is certainly a mod to fix that order that is just a matter of them not realizing Oh shit We might want to make it easy to keep rex around seeing as he is one of the best characters in that whole series Yeah, because he's in two prominently. Oh, he's pretty important in two And he's definitely in three two and like I can't imagine playing two and three where he's dead Literally don't know what that's like playing three without the the big payoff of shepherd will mean hero You know the word shepherd will mean like the whole genophane stuff and rex dying mass effect one because on a beach Ashley was shot him and I'm like Ashley sucks compared to the human characters, man There's so much. Yeah, no one remembers the human characters. No one remembers Caden. No one remembers Jacob No one remembers Ashley. Everyone's like, yeah fucking rex garrison. That's right rex Morden morden. Yep. They are a no one remembers a fucking human character cuz of boring dull pieces of shit They'd lame Fuck Mary kill all three to all three All three to all three. I don't understand all three of us to all three. We're not gonna answer that I'd marry the both of them and I would start a polygamous cult with ourselves and we would be that we would be the time keepers We'd be the time lizard people and marry you both and then make a podcast Good fellas or casino, which do you prefer? Haven't seen either actually I'm sorry Those are two that I haven't seen there's plenty. I like about both of them So I'd have to give them a rewatch and then come down to a definitive answer Hey, but there goes an excuse to lawyer to watch them again cuz yeah, you fellas you guys should watch animation versus videos They are amazing examples of how much you can do for character without using faces or voices. I rex Hello Yeah, I was um, I forget what got me to To actually do it but on a whim perhaps I watched it's like eight years old now I rewatched the blizzard animation of the last bastion of Bastion from overwatch and I was like man. This is really fucking good like this is like this makes me cry It's the best one. It's so good and it's bastion. He doesn't have expressions He's just or he's a robot and he's got a light and that that's just it, you know He's a little bit. He's less expressive than Wally In terms of what he can physically do to express himself and that still is like a really really wonderful story That's emotional. Oh, yeah, it's like I said, it's it's definitely the best one as far as I'm concerned. I don't even close That was a back of the day. I was a filthy bastion main Oh, wow, where are you? I know yeah, there weren't many of us But we were a fucking force to be reckoned with I find it hilarious that um in the If you watch like the first trailer for Overwatch bastion had a shield I can't believe that that was part of their idea of being balanced Yeah, give him a shield. They were still figuring them out now. Yeah the The the iteration that I played with him and essentially before and after he his sort of mild rework and it was It was it was it was neat that game was kind of fun I played like probably 250 or so hours of Overwatch and then I was like, yeah, I Realized that how much oh no movement acceleration pissed me off and I was like Oh, Genji Genji's gonna press the kill you button and you die I oh, okay Well that gets pretty old pretty fucking quick and then I just not a skill issue then it's not no It's not a skill issue and when Genji presses the kill everyone button and he does it It just gets kind of old the 15th time it happened. Oh, okay. Well, I Sent some trauma here. No, it really wasn't. I mean I did I want to like Overwatch But I feel like it doesn't try hard enough. Oh my god to get me to like it But I now know and gives a shit. Yeah How interesting it just sort of Off it goes Here's an interesting quote. I don't think you guys have ever heard of it. I think therefore jam I Think therefore jam I think Fortune and he didn't even seem to notice it was a strange Avery's 1964 God I do think maybe the second funniest thing he ever did was getting on the ground and doing the worm When he talked to Ethan you mean when he won the debate is already talking. Yeah, that was when he Do that was too funny the sheer physicality of him winning that debate expressed in dance Well, he said in a Q&A that you like Dragon Force is ZP theater Or Mark Hudson better as a singer not for the band. There's no question there considering my knowledge of Dragon Force is more so cut off around Like 2012 ish it was Valley of the Damned sonic firestorm In human rampage ultra beat down and then I think power within is where I stopped listening. Maybe maximum overdrive I can't remember but that would mean the I was mostly listening to ZP's work not Mark's so that would be who I'd pick but Hey, maybe I'd have a different answer if I was to pit them together or something against each other outside of the songs I'm not as familiar with Dragon Force as you probably are so Um, I'd love to see y'all talk about armored core six like you have other games the story is interesting and your choice Is what few you have drastically changed the outcome of each playthrough also high racks? Hello, you may have noticed The games we choose are usually ones that all of us were interested before we even met anyway as franchises Yeah, um Some well, except the retina evil floor that was one that I basically that was prompted by the remake existing Well, I was gonna say uh ragnarok is just that was like You know, I just like had so much to talk about. I was so impressed by the story. I was like you guys got to see this Uh, well, I say that uh, you know, I wanted for me to play it because I figured he would uh At least be somewhat interested anyway. Um Yep, I forget your familiarity would go to warp to that point, but you um Uh I basically I wasn't I I knew a bunch of stuff just basically through like You know being like playing video games. I was just aware of a decent amount of it, but I hadn't played them He did 2018 and then you did ragnarok and we were real fun. Yes. That was a big old adventure Um, hello. Hello. Hello and for added effect. Hello Ah, oh my god I'll use this chat recommend some movies loving vincent That's been recommended before actually Road to eldorado Yeah, I love the road to eldorado prince of egypt and treasure planet. Yep. Yep. Love both This next one, uh, the thing that's fair. Yeah, all right. Which one which one 2011? Obviously. Yeah, we're gonna assume. Yeah That's the one people love so yeah easy a which I've heard of I've seen and uh I haven't seen nine as well. Yeah, I wouldn't mind taking a look at it. Yeah I have finally caught up all e-faps minis movies, etc. So everything on moola Thank you for giving me nearly two years worth of content to listen to while I work. Love y'all also hyrax Hello. Well, don't worry plenty more pouring out every day Cowering Media analysis content done done done We voted the little platoon as best guest and he hasn't watched walley. Can we revoke our votes? Also hyrax Hello You know tempting It's tempting. We'll put it on pause until he sees it and then he can have it back Remember when mass fact two did its own heart of darkness for jacob's loyalty mission? Jacob's loyalty mission. Yeah, I was finding his father crash landed on the planet and it was like, I don't know That's all I just all we remember is the general premise. He has like a harem of women or something beneath. Yeah All the human characters are not great. No one remembers the human characters Hey massives, have you seen or heard of the crank movies? If not, I recommend reading the synopsis of the first. They're both hilariously entertaining I would highly recommend them for a good laugh and a crazy movie perfect efab movie material Also play little nightmares hyrax Hello I've seen both of them. They are wacky and fun You guys seen both of the cronks No, I have not seen crank or crank two high voltage You guys know both know what it's about, I assume I know what about those are like Like transporter or something crank has to give his heart rate up Yeah, is that it? Okay. All right um, I think it's like he's He's gonna die But he can delay it if he charges up that hot more and more and more and more and more and he's just trying to find The person who did it to him so we can kill him before He dies. That's like the which is a pretty cool premise, I think um Imagine a talented team at capcom or devolver or inti create slash etc Working on good game mechanics for sonic game if sonic team was made up of talented game designers It wouldn't be so dubious Damn, this business got issues with sonic team I help support moodle's video game addiction and he can't even read my super chats correctly Also, is it already been a year time flies? Yeah, he's gym in those, you know Try not to mention it because it's so embarrassing, but He tries and yes time be traveling. This one says shrug. I'm the slayer Uh, if that's a a buffy quote, which probably is I'm not entirely She should I just I just don't know why you were prompted to say it unless it was something from I'm just gonna give a thumbs up Pringy play freedom planet one and two. You will like them Uh, I'm not heard of that series Just want to say hi to shady when's the next daria or tt video or shady do rags Great, I know I don't know either Look at the name. No, look at the name of bob saggett's sister Is it a is it a goofball name or something? Okay, all right Okay, that's pretty good Jesus very love. He's a nice lady. Maybe we should like Like anyone listen to this who wants to know they have to search it up themselves. Do you think that's correct? Yes You say bob saggett's sister, you'll get it and then you'll you'll do a little giggle then life will be better Because when you type bob space s and already like Google's like, I know what you're doing Never think about the Tourette's guy Bob saggett Bob saggett You guys remember Tourette's guy Tourette's guy from It's just Tourette's guy. It was it was a youtube thing. Hmm I'm either if you know about Tourette's guy. Oh man. This is this is old school youtube. This is like yeah It might be that youtube it was basically just a guy who's just freaking out Like he's saying Ha shit and swearing it was funny bob saggett Um, is he is he as funny as melvin or the melvin brother of the joker? I mean Isn't that some of the most cringy shit, man It's like I think that's one of the best ways to introduce nostalgia critic to eddie This is what you're in for Melvin brother, do you think we should watch that on on uh, you have some time? I don't know It's probably not copyrighted, right? He wouldn't want to Fuck i'm dying. He thought it was so funny There is there is a kind of insistence on some of his jokes that do in a way actually kind of make them funny Because he insists on how funny they are Yeah Well, yeah, because he'd be maybe he'd be really happy to know how much laughter has come from it And that's only that's you know, he'd be like there you go. That's all I need Um, because do you guys know about the link car running meme? No We need to do like a chal awesome episode we go through all this lore because He um, he does like fucking power rages reviews or something and he needed it It just skit. He needed to get somewhere fast And so he like has video from presumably a car Of course, just a road going real fast full screen He's green screened himself And he's mostly standing still But like moving his arms almost like fucking t-1000 level and just running on the spot, you know And then like slowly coming closer to the cabin like staring into your soul And that running meme is just used for everything including by the way, I just saw this Linkara runs away from Melvin brother of the joke Oh The fucking running meme It's not running at all, but he thought it was I feel like um, he never Just all your critic never evolved. He never grew. He's stuck in that like 2007 YouTube, you know And that's why that's why we love him Don't go it's a walking phoenix based his Joker off Melvin Oh speaking of walking phoenix, we got to see a napoleon when it comes out. Yeah Um Do we do I want to see it, but do we got to see it? That's kind of the question Yes, well, I mean, I don't know. Are you asking how how uh, how how hype are we? I I don't like to see it because it's napoleon and it's walking phoenix and it seems like it's God and it's Ridley Scott. So there's like And he's just you know, he's banger after banger. So Yeah, I don't mean like he's abusive. I just mean that he You know makes really good films never made a bad film in his life That's true. And typically the longer they are the better they are These comments are so good. I used to think my life was a tragedy that I realized it's a cringe compilation That's pretty funny if I ever get to work at DC. I'm gonna make Melvin cannon Melvin the front In a way, he's kind of like a Star Wars prequels where he's terrible But you kind of are endeared to it in a way You know, it's post-anticobody master works so no one could tell me otherwise Shockingly accurate. It's actually scary. It was like The the stream after the eFap episode I did walking about like explaining melvin the brother joker. I explained it again on uh Star Wars theories stream Two chances to explain such incredible lore is you know, no one can really claim to be so lucky Um the story of aron of lincoln is interesting right I hope boris johnson's barba wasn't in charge of his son's circumcision Oh This boris johnson has an infamously bad hair too. What about if it's post-anticobody hair? I didn't think about that. Did you and I guess it's good Remember when biteon rode past a pro-abortion rally and said keep going. He was actually talking to the bike He was talking to the bike I feel like there's a joke. I'm basically he speaks to the bicycle Because he's old and he speaks to bicycles if that if that's it. Okay fair enough. I get it. Yeah, sure Uh, did you hear about cinematic venom's new review of lord the rings where he makes fun of his younger self covered on eFap 93? I have heard You need to check it out Mr. Nice guy jackie's best film is set in australia react to it with meme Play the max pain trilogy massive and play the loose for games for halloween My goodness sonia, that's a lot of things. Yeah Maybe I think platoon is right ego does recognize that he was initially apprehensive to gustos idea of anyone can cook He still gave them a chance Yeah, I think that that That aspect of him is pretty interesting considering how he is that's pre arc. So that has anyone sees it, right? but he still does Give people a a shot at, you know, uh impressing him But uh, you know, maybe you just cranked his standards so high only a rat could pass them particularly good rat though Hey ringy Oh, hey, and did every episode with gobbling noises isn't doing much service to your I am not a bird narrative Uh, what I don't what what bird is that? What what bird makes that noise? Um, yeah, I mean, I'm not familiar enough with birds really, but I just I just don't you know In all representations of bird and media or birds in media. I I don't I mean I don't know. I feel like if every if every episode I ended with Then you'd probably have more of a point. Well now they got it Well, yeah, I use that against you Yeah, but only only that one. That's that's all they got maybe that was their master plan They were just trying to get that out of you. Uh, maybe yeah knows Um, I don't think it's a stretch to assume that remi was focusing on dishes that the old lady he lived nearby would have favored Well, there's the theory that uh, he got the recipe from the book that was in her house and that she is actually Anton ego's mum And that's where he grew up This is a fan theory that everyone very much loves and wishes to be true. I find the um The idea that he made a peasants dish kind of more meaningful You know in general Um, gotta go more. We'll catch up later. Don't let the autism rub off and have a fantastic day. Also. Hi fringy Hey Oh, this reminds me of the time my now dead sister force fed me wombs five stars Nice. Oh, are they talking about like if if it related to some trauma You know, that'd be unfortunate Um, I hate when people get the rat's name wrong. He's not ratatouille. It's ratatouille's monster. Yeah. Yeah I like that. That's a good joke Black ops versus black ops two story debate go Um, I don't know either of you guys even passionate about I don't know anything about it and I have no passion I was quite fond of the first one. Uh, I don't remember the second one Uh, I like both of them. Um, I like Black ops two for me is like the last call of duty game that I think is like worthwhile Basically, like that I considered to be wholly worthwhile compared to like modern warfare 2019 where there's like a big asterisk on any recommendation I can believe that we're if you said modern warfare three would be like, yeah, which one Oh, yeah, well, yeah The 20th anniversary modern warfare three. I think the worst reviewed call of duty game. Um, I think so, yeah Which yeah isn't surprising basement, but but basically the takeaway is that um Black ops is like really cool black ops two is a bit more ambitious and then in ways a little bit more messy, but it also Both I think both of them have like the strongest campaigns And then if you add world at war in the mix like try out made good campaigns back in the day um Black ops two was like Interesting in terms of like some of the the concepts that's trying to explore and realm menendez is a One of the few call of duty characters that I think you could actually honestly describe as interesting um More interesting than ghost Ghost is cool. Uh, but obviously, you know But I mean, I uh, Hudson like yeah, I I really like black ops one and black ops two. I think those are really cool campaigns I think that they're fun I like the twists and turns and I like the uh, I like all of the I like I like mason screaming all the time. That's really funny I came here in the fucking numbers. That's that's that's funny, right? And also, I mean it was kind of like a cool idea right of the the whole like The post credit reveal is that maybe mason assassinated jfk As like a thing that they had been like teasing throughout the uh throughout the game that was like kind of interesting Um, yeah, I I could probably deliver a more comprehensive like cohesive Uh statements about those games, but yes, I I like them both I think I'm a little bit I'm more partial to black ops one, but I think that two is pretty good as well In terms of their campaigns and story Uh, and I like the black ops two actually I find it hilarious that black ops two had more meaningful choices than mass effect three in terms of its ending Like black ops black ops two had like four or five endings. I think um That actually stem from choices you make whereas unfortunately mass effect three all of your choices ultimately lead to the same final choice anyway Um god, do you remember how fucking angry everybody was everyone was pissed? It was like there were it was maybe was it the first time that had ever really happened? Of the ending was so bad There was like a mass call for them to literally go back and redo it like make dlc That uncannonizes what we got and make a real proper ending because I remember that I just felt like I was so upset when I finished mass effect three I was just fucking like Jesus Christ. This is what it all led to I was uh, I think I was perplexed I was baffled because I I when I beat the game I'd been playing it for like 10 straight hours because I was really Yeah, I was having a good time and then I go to the end and I was I was kind of like I was kind of I just didn't know what to make of it. I was like, I don't I don't understand like why When they had explained everything that happened like it was the state of the universe with the relays and You know all the planets and everything getting separated and cut off from one another I was like, wow, you took everything that was cool about this universe and you just like You literally just like undid it Well, it's just they completely they wrote an ending where no matter what you do. Everything is awful Yeah, everything Everybody is now stranded in the star system that they're in And earth in particular is a destroyed planet with a massive fleet of comprised of all of the different aliens of the entire galaxy Stranded there the crew of the normity is stranded somewhere because they decided to flee from the battle like And it's just like Yeah, like and then of course the fact that like the premise of the game itself in terms of like Like the explanation for why the reapers was doing anything at all was just like dude This is this is contradictory. This is inherently contradictory If we if the if the organics create synthetics, they'll wipe out the organics Therefore us the synthetics will wipe out the organics Like okay god that that was a terrible ending um You know, they did the what they was the director's cart, right? That was the uh That was the dlc and Something I I don't think I ever actually played it Uh, I never played it either because I was just like, uh, whatever like a yeah I think that was kind of my attitude. I was just like no, I'm done. I'm just I just It didn't change it fun All it did what it did was it presented a fourth choice where you could basically tell the reapers Fuck you. I'm not doing any of your choices Um, which I guess it's nice that that's an option there, but it still had the three choices and then it had It had like a post credit kind of like montage to be like no no no everything's fine. They're rebuilding the relays It's all good. You know the the the galaxy is like moving on to try and give you some closure But it's still still not good enough. It's it's still pretty bad ending Pretty awful. Yep But a lot of good stuff along the way thankfully And it was fun game to actually play and there was some good stuff in there Um My symmetry overall it's it's a good game. You know and a lot of great payoffs, but boy More than more than staff But yes the ending highlight You know My favorite one-eyed character is the lego shumagorath we got from multiverse of madness the only good thing to come from that movie I mean that could be pretty cool I have folks have you ever come across a piece of media where you think the writing is good But you disagree with its messages Ratatouille sort of sort of yeah just mainly one aspect of it. That's all yeah I I very much agree with some things honestly Some of it kind of funny because I feel like the movie that's why I keep suggesting ratatouille two would probably tackle this I feel like it really naturally leads there Because the film is almost got it, you know Like the the creative aspects and stuff and then being like I am a pitiful reviewer though So it can't come from that even though that's how the message is delivered. So it's like come on guys one more step nearly there almost got it People will be perfect for that Is that that might be the more interesting question Do you consider like a floor of a film if they deliberately have an incomplete sort of idea because they want to explore it in like the next thing Um probably not But maybe it depends on what we get if it's contradictory Without that sort of context or explanation then I think it probably would be you know like um Uh, it's crazy to sound but just like you know there's someone who's done something pretty horrific But done good things otherwise and everyone's celebrating them and we're like what the fuck How did everyone let that go like slide by and then in the sequel Like characters start to actually poke at it and then it actually comes through It's like I I think in that context It still wouldn't redeem the first one if it was just out of character for everyone to be ignoring it um You know like uh What happened in the prison in black widow, right like if in like a future black widow film she hadn't died They were like, you know the prison thing like there's some villain that's like you buried us in snow Well, I guess the interesting thing is that it was not planned, but obviously age of ultron Its problems are incorporated and it's a civil war and it wasn't beneficial war, but it wasn't it wasn't planned It wasn't deliberately intentionally Written badly when all like open-ended The math I would do I believe that is a boon to civil war that it overall heals the mcu But it doesn't actually change anything about age of ultron Yeah, yeah, that's that's pretty much the way to to put it. Yeah What is the cruz opinion on 2004 was collateral? I haven't seen it. I Think I haven't seen it and I know that it's quite well liked so that's one for us all to see at some point Oftentimes it's good to get the perspective of a brand new guy to the job over how you do things They could have insights that you've never even thought of due to not being influenced by nature of the job and how it works True. Yeah, absolutely Uh, let's not pretend the critic is good after finding out it was made by the rat the worst thing you can have He's not reliable at all if you want to be real Sorry, what? No, like there's none of commas and it was no commas when hero full star I mean if you're talking remember you gotta remember that like it's it is a cartoon world where like there are sentient Moving around walking talking rats that can like wash their hands and stuff I don't know is the point that they're making like that even even if you found out it was a rat That would actually change your perspective on the meal completely that it wouldn't I'm not sure. Well, I'll post you it because I'm reading it over and I'm trying to figure out exactly what you're saying Okay, let's not pretend the critic is good after finding out it was made by a rat the worst thing you can have He's not reliable at all if you want to be real Oh, what the critic isn't good because he wrote a good review of the place even though it was made by a rat I guess so Um What do you mean? He'd be judging the meal for what it was. Is the criticism that he's he should be Well, like that's just a breach of ethics no matter what that a rat is cooking the food I mean The problem is I don't know what happens when you encounter a rat that's sentient Basically sentient who can like Essentially do like who washes his hands when he cooks, you know Well, and I believe he has the reassurance of the other chefs that he's clean. He's not Disease riddance. I mean pretty much. Yeah, like he yeah And and I mean it depends on how much how realistic the world itself actually because I mean that you can have a conversation about that of like Are there other sentient animals that live in this world? Um, but I mean it's it's got a limited scope by design Partially so that you don't ask those types of questions Um But I guess you if I was to say as a defense that you know Anton decided that he wouldn't Fuck over the entire place by highlighting that instead just saying that the chef is doing great work But this person I guess is saying that's that that makes him a shitty critic because he should be exposing something like that John I don't even know if you should it's complicated because he got his assurances then I don't think I got exposed anyway. I don't call they we don't get to see their conversation But presumably one of the things you would have asked extensively about is like that's a fucking rat Well, no, he didn't say anything. He um, do you remember? Oh, yeah, well So they does he talk to the chefs at all though? Uh, well, no, they show him around but he doesn't say anything and then he just the occasional question is apparently all but he Oh, the occasional question. That's right. Yeah I think the implication is meant to be that he was like so stunned that any occasional question was not that confrontational It was like a cloud. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I didn't I didn't mean like you actually swear anything I just I would imagine cleanliness would have been one of the clarifying thing You know, like I mean he ate it. He probably you know, I mean like there's a lot going into it But I can understand wanting to clarify on that I guess Yeah Uh, you see this ramy. This is what happens to us critters when we run into humans. They make us crispy Oh, no It won't die Um, just watch the faculty and it's better than 90 percent of recent movies Despite of being a cheesy 90s horror flick setups are paid off for shadowing is logical and characters act consistently to the way They are portrayed The faculty is good Was that our um Our favorite of the body swapping. No, no, but like like sorry body snatchers, uh, yeah It was my favorite. Yeah, if we're discounting the thing, uh, because it's not quite Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no way. It's obviously, yeah The faculty is much more in line with body snatchers type stuff than the thing is. Yes Uh, hey guys criticism is definitely an art form. How many times do you actors receive criticism from the director? It's the same skill set as a film Yep Bump bump bump. That's interesting to think about isn't it? I think that a lot of people want to be like a critic and a director Like there isn't any crossover in your delusion if you think one leads to the other But at the same time we all acknowledge that there is crossover You have to accept that there is, yeah A shilling for the critical meter. Don't go over Fair enough. Oh, no, no, no Five nights of freddy's now requires you to read 20 god-awful YA novels in order to keep up with the game's already incoherent story I thought you might find that amusing Yeah, well, I'm I don't know anything about the lore Yeah, I don't know shit about five nights of freddy. Only knows. Yeah, it's complicated. There's stuff going on all over the place. They have Maybe it'll be a horde of animatronic robots taking over the world eventually In that universe and then we'll make a film about it when they get to like the 10th one or something Um under criticism of dunkey is exactly why his content sucks now and why he's become very disingenuous petty and just a jackass to his viewers I wouldn't know. Um, I only know about bits and bobs of some of these worst stuff I just I got put off watching him significantly many years ago. So You dumbo should over criticize ddlc or just criticize it the amount you usually do either way you'll have to play it first to do that. So I think you've been asking us to play it for like three years. It was it was just after hardcore henry I think I started getting asked Once we watched it. I mean Remember that right? That was a fun movie Hardcore henry was neat. It was all right. Yeah, it was all right. It's a fun movie Uh, John Locke's first of his two treaties of civil government was a written critique of Robert Filmer's patriarca Patriarch in the style of efab Uh, okay, cool I guess that makes him a critic And a writer An artist Have you guys seen the japanese mcdonald's commercial wholesome, but also a nice anime Yeah, yeah, I've seen the art. It's really lovely. Yeah And yes, yeah, uh, all you critics criticizing poor sniper wolf Yeah Hi rags Hello Good, I get a horror recommendation from each of you excluding the thing alien predator and the descent Uh underwater I'll go with it follows Uh So Hahaha Instead of horror not comedy. Yeah, but all right Uh, mola, do you see the newest soaker it was amazing anakin was there He had the eyes and a lightsaber it did the red and then he vaded and rex was there mola. These are things I recognize Wow Well, I hope you're okay I don't get overblown by all those things and uh, hopefully we'll get some more of it in season two you know another whole episode of Go into the past. It's super interesting. I'm cool if there was a season two We shall see We're the new death album yet absolutely phenomenal Uh, no death album. No sounds scary though There you go. That's a horror movie Yeah There are no bricks. I don't know any horror albums. So I couldn't make any recommendations about those There are no bricks and stools. Everything is made of adobe or CGI Adobe here CGI and the two genders Thoughts on mario wonder so far I'm mixed because of the annoying spaghettio plants and other things that look too much of a departure also high rags Hello I think it's great. Um, I am I'm a big fan. Uh, it feels like Instead of what the new super mario brothers games were which felt like a very safe Um, a very safe sort of interpretation of mario in a safe version of like a 2d mario again super mario brothers wonder feels like a meaningful, uh evolution and uh, like a meaningful evolution of 2d mario with a lot of Variety and a lot of experimentation that's super welcome. It's just brimming with new stuff Um, and on top of a really polished core experience. So I'm a big fan. I think it's great There you go. Uh criticism isn't art idea is probably partly because criticism is inherently a response Not something that can exist on its own alone in a vacuum. Is that true? Can we not be I don't know a lot of stories critical of human nature Human nature has to exist. Yeah The whole idea with um a lot of I think it's and I think it is inherently responsive, but I don't think that makes it any less I I don't I just feel like most stories Are the individuals response to something like isn't part of what we advocate that like better art is created by better experiences from a person as in if they live a full life or they live a You know a life like the art doesn't come from nowhere doesn't exist in a vacuum It's why people like believe there is just a An obvious difference between art made by humans and AI is that the humans have lived Lives and so you can you can feel the soul in there for lack of better terms um Obviously I can trick but the a lot of it feels and this goes for like the the stuff like special effects from modern Disney stuff that so much of it is so quickly done so automated and Artwork that is made with like a passion But put in places it was never meant to be and so it like almost comes across as just slapped in and then it starts To feel like it's soulless. I guess what I'm getting at is of course. Yes most of what people seem to do with the best of art is You know like the thing it's like what is it about? It's like if someone said paranoia and be like what does that mean? It's like well it's kind of like highlighting one of the Flaws of human nature or rather one of the defenses we have maybe or point being A response to the concept and it's like ah, yeah, well, is it truly art now? And it's like, well, yeah of course Oh my god, efap movie walley with little platoon right now. Please hi rags. Hello Um, I mean that'll be a film where if you was watching for the first time I wouldn't want him to talk over it I just feel like just enjoy it Walley is brilliant inconsistency arises due to the speed at which the axiom can travel at an anti gravity The necessary technological level implies earth's crisis could have been solved Uh, does it? I would probably need further explanation, but maybe there's something I could buy as an argument Maybe if I if I'd have to look into it and really think about it But I mean like maybe but I don't know Well, because isn't when we catch up with them they are able to go back to earth at that point, right? Oh, well, I think he's saying that they'd be able to fix the problem with technology They wouldn't even need to wait for uh, they wouldn't need to wait for earth to recover To that point that they would have sufficient technology to just fix the problem But I don't know about that. I don't know if I would just assume that that's the case Yeah, it could be complicated. Um, I have a feeling this creator of this video thinks jackson pollock is amazing He might do um, and I'm totally fine when people find jackson pollock stuff like super interesting. It's not really the point. It's Interesting like sure like I get it. I don't blame anyone for Finding it interesting. There are elements of being I don't know there are elements of it that you know do make you think Uh, mostly for me it comes in the meta of like wow people pay that much for this or Now that kind of thing because I'm really not a pollock fan at all But I mean there's something to talk about Yeah Uh, hey masses, I've been considering watching the simpsons because I sort of missed out on it What season should I stop watching at also? What order should I watch buffy an angel? Thanks and hi rags Hello Uh, I think you've gone for a while Yeah, me and freaking answers before is simpsons is kind of it This is one of the only shows that supplies to drop off when you want to drop off Pretty much once you once you start feel like it's not worth your time But you might find that when you start to feel it's not worth your time. You're like at season 15 16 Yeah, I was gonna say post season nine is where you will naturally drop off Somewhere after that somewhere after that. But if you dropped off in season seven, I would be fucking blown away I don't even see how that's possible. We'd be like, yeah, I'm done Like that would that would blow my mind or if you dropped off at like season four or something And as for a buffy angel viewing order, there's a post that I use on uh Public the watches. Hang on. I'll just read out. I did this on stream once when someone wanted to know what it was It's the url is josswedon.blogspot.com forward slash 2012 forward slash o4 forward slash buffy dash angel dash Buffy dash and dash angel dash episode dash viewing dash order dot html That will take you directly to the viewing order No directly to it. Yeah. I mean, that's what they want So it's kind of funny to say directly off the rating such a big url Uh, I drop in right at the end and see a new rags with breasts. Glad I stopped by always nice to see a new piece of art by bayouin Yeah, bayouin's uh bayouin is definitely he's got a style. He's very talented makes the beautiful He knows what he likes. What can I say? He knows what he likes And with that the last message, so thank you all for joining us. Appreciate the messages the kind donations We shall see you next time whatever it may be. Yeah. Bye. Bye. We'll see everyone later. Thanks again. Bye. Bye