 So here we are. The beginning of the end. Here it is. Oh boy. This is the final chapter of the original Evil Saga. We were joined by Jay for the past two. Jay, can't make it to this one. Replace Jay with Death's Bullshit. That makes sense. Hi. Death's Bullshit, you've been... You're a big fan of the Resident Evil movies, right? Oh yeah, I've seen two of them. How many are there now? Big fan, I've seen two of them. There are six. Oh, shit. Yes, I'm way behind. Oh, I bet you I'm going to be really confused about this one. No, you won't. The first one? Well, no more than we will. We saw the first five and we're going to be confused. Yeah. I see. There is no context to provide you other than the whole world's been attacked by an army of demons. I think. Pretty standard stuff, right? Is this Sorted Creatures? Like, zombies are in there, I think. But uh, there's some other stuff. And you know, so many characters we've met along the way. So many, so many things that have happened. I just, there's just no context to provide that would really support this movie more than it's going to support itself. You did manage to summarize it pretty well for Jay in a minute or less. Well, that was before the whole series got complicated. Okay. I feel like. Yeah, that was very nice. We had just a nice simple apocalypse and everything. Now it's now. I'm just saying. I think you could try again for the rails. Well, I'm willing to hear someone else give it a shot for death bullshit. Any of you guys want to take a shot at summarizing the past five movies? Not a chance. Sure. No time limit because it was impossible to summarize the five in one minute. It'll be short, but I think I can do it. All right. All right. So and the present day ish slash not too distant future. A massive evil mega corporation of pharmaceutical badness called umbrella is secretly developing all kinds of crazy underground science laboratories where they are working on namely something called the T virus, an evil zombie virus that can mutate humans and do all kinds of crazy stuff. Well, something goes wrong in the laboratory because unbeknownst to us at the time of the first film, our protagonist Mila Joseph. She is actually a secret security worker for umbrella. Well, she loses her memory for reasons because shower gas. So shower gas is the first movie. Yeah, she gets her memory knocked out because it turns out that her name is Alice. Mila Joseph's name is Alice. So Alice is actually an experiment, right? She's the end product of a whole line of experiments to bond the T virus successfully with human DNA, which turns you into a crazy super soldier. And they go into the lab and they destroy the lab and they go. Fuck, this is hard. Wait, are you still on the first one or are you moving on? I think I'm saying I'm still on the first one because we can forget the whole romance. But don't worry about that. I also saw Nemesis. That was horrible. No, this is great. So next we have the but the lab is built on top of Raccoon City are very close to Raccoon City and the virus gets into Raccoon City and it causes like a horrible zombie apocalypse in Raccoon City. Someone named their city Raccoon City. Anyway, they're going around and they're shooting zombies and everything and umbrella basically like nukes Raccoon City. And then this leads to an outbreak of the T virus and the whole world where in between movies, the T virus has created a huge worldwide zombie apocalypse, which has turned everything into a desert also. And in the third movie, Alice and some survivors are going around the desert because everywhere's a desert now and they all die and Alice doesn't. Some of the survivors escape to Alaska and nothing really happens in this movie all that much. It was kind of a lame one. This is the third one we're talking about now. So they go into another one of Umbrella's secret laboratories underground where even though there is a worldwide apocalypse and society has stopped, they're still doing these crazy experiments on the T virus. But she goes in and one of the evil bad guys, he infects himself with a T virus because he thinks it's going to make him a super cool monster and it does and he kills everybody inside the whole laboratory by himself. And then Alice gets like knocked out and captured, but it turns out there's a whole bunch of clones of her and then they escape somehow. And then in the next movie, it opens up with there. They're at another secret underground umbrella facility in Japan and Alice and all of her Alice clones assault the base with their swords and their guns and they shoot and stab everybody. However, Wesker, who's like the evil CEO of Umbrella.com, he explodes the underground base. So we're just fucking going through these underground bases. Now it explodes, which gets rid of all the Alice clones conveniently, which now means we're only back to our original Alice. We assume it's the original, right? We don't actually know. We assume it's the original. I guess we don't technically know, but that gets rid of all the Alice clones. Hooray, I guess. So now Alice goes to try and I'm lost. She tries to rendezvous with all the other people when and then she finds Claire attacks it randomly in the airplane graveyard, if you remember. Oh yeah, she finds Claire and she's been like mind controlled through a thingy on her chest and she takes it off and Claire is slowly regaining her memory. And then they fly back towards civilization to like California or someplace like that. So they fly to Hollywood and it's full of disease and sickness and death and zombies. So it's basically as it is now. And with the land per plane on the top of a big tall building, where a bunch of survivors from the apocalypse are sitting around holding up. And it just so happens that one of the survivors happens to be Chris Redfield, who is Claire's brother. Wow, what a coincidence. This doesn't go anywhere. Don't worry about it. So after they fight and after a series of incredibly unlikely things occur, they escape through a tunnel to get out of the prison so that they could go to a nearby cargo ship is what they're called a big old cargo ship. And it turns out the cargo ship is actually another secret underwater umbrella laboratory where Wesker is. Oh no, he's the big bad CEO guy that we've seen a few times before. So they go into the tanker and they have a fight with Wesker and they shoot him, but he doesn't die. There's like dogs and she kicks the dogs. It's so super fucking cool. And that's where we get the cutoff for the next movie. And then the next movie, Resident Evil, starts when all of the umbrella people are shooting at the rescued lab subjects and Alice and her friends on the cargo ship and pretty much all of them die. So that's like if they need reset button again. And then Alice falls in the water and then she helped me out. Well, she waited like a clone of her wakes up in the simulation to eventually get killed. And then we cut back to her. She wakes up in her outfit at the end of the first movie, the really stupid hospital gown. Oh, that one. Yeah, it's not stupid. It's very revealing. That's part of the movie. Because apparently this whole time they've been cloning Alice and making Alice clones run through really dumb simulations so that they could get like the perfect Alice so she could be an amazing super weapon. However, the reason that they have a simulation world is because there is yet another mega underground secret umbrella laboratory facility where they have recreated large portions of major cities on the earth where they can give demonstrations of how the virus works to people who could then buy it. So they've got all these simulations and oh also all these simulations that they're filled with clones. They're filled with clones. So umbrella has been cloning you basically an endless stream of people and giving them fake memories so that they can fill the simulations. So when the virus happens, they could have like people in them to get zombified and stuff. So they go into the lab simulation place to stop it and put an end to umbrella. Then they escape but they blow up the facility and they have a big fight with some clones of people from the first movie. Did you skip Pasta Soviet zombie army? Oh yeah, there is a okay so that's the thing. I'm skipping over a lot because it's all just it's so fucking nuts. So they cloned like an evil Soviet zombie army with complete with AK's and like oh those old black tanker helmets and everything and they have red stars on their trench coats. It's just it's just these movies are basically just built around whatever the prop department has available at the time. It kind of seems like it and that whole desert thing makes it seems like ah we just want to do the mad man. Yeah they were just in a desert because the T virus turns everything into a desert don't ask questions and so they fight the Soviet zombie armies and they blow up the laboratory. Then they go to Washington DC. It turns out that apparently like the last of humanity is having a like a final stand on the White House and who's the president? I don't know. Wesker. Wesker. Oh yes that's right. It turns out that Wesker is actually the president of the United States. Wow. He is also the umbrella CEO but he needs Alice and their help to end the zombie virus and stuff I guess and so they become tentatively allies at the end of the last film because Wesker got elected to be president of the White House essentially. Okay so we're all caught up or do we still have another movie? No no we have one more movie. This is the last movie right we're gonna watch the last movie. That is what that is all us being caught up I think. We're gonna join the adventures of President-elect Wesker. Yeah so yeah so when I guess there was like a vote and then they stopped counting for six hours and then at the end Wesker they found hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of votes for Wesker on an umbrella labeled USB so he won the election and we don't have any idea what the fuck's happening or what's going on. I don't believe anybody voted for anybody but Wesker. I really think that he was what the planet needed. He's very charismatic I'll give him that. He isn't though. Not this one in the games he is. Oh yeah like there's no fun at all by comparison. So the thing about this series is that their casting choices are all terrible universally. Yeah it's like every person yeah everyone is just cast. You know what? Great. I like the casting of the guy who led them in the first film. I like the casting. Oh yeah yeah Shami died in 10 minutes. The pimp was a good cast. The pimp was a good cast until they ruined his character in the next movie. I think when we say castings like two types of things. Who they cast to play a particular thing and then who they cast who's just actually a good actor not like a shitty meh. I mean they did hire the guy for Leon because he had hair. Because he basically had hair that was kind of like Leon's hair. Even though his voice and his face and his mannerisms are like nothing like Leon but he sort of had the hair. So they gave him the Leon jacket and said you're Leon now and then they gave him a paycheck. I'm already exhausted. I'm excited. Oh my goodness. This is why you have to take breaks with these films because you have to absorb. Yeah yeah. Once you're able to think about it for a little bit I think it does kind of make sense. Sure yeah sure why not. I think he's in the way. I think Leon's back in this one. It's cool dude. Leon. Are you guys ready? Yes. I am ready. I am already out of breath but let's go. I think this is the longest one too. An hour and 47 minutes. I'm very excited. They're going to wrap it all up. It's going to be super satisfying and she's going to kick a dog. She kicks a dog in almost every she has to kick a dog. Well this is a check list. We're kicking a dog. She gave up on any sentiments of naming convention and went with the final chapter. You know that's... Well what comes after you know apocalypse? Yeah this is the last one. Well it's just Resident Evil 1 then Ah Irf. Alright. Final chapter. Ah Irf duh. Go out. Lights. Sony. Jumpscare. Imagine going to the theater being like oh my god it's finally here. Yeah it all ends. The green gems. Okay calm down. I feel like if Sony can just call whatever they want to screen gem. It certainly makes an impact. I agree. It does. The more vanity cards there are the less I think the quality of the film is going to be. David. Just some guy. Just Davis. Davis. Oh my goodness there's more than Christ. No Constantine. This was a collaborative effort. Wow. Screenshot him again. Damn. This is the only one I'm actually interested in hearing her summarize in terms of like what do we mean. What do they even say at this point? What's the point of the first thing if you're just going to redo them here? They say that history is written by the victors. Oh don't you just... It's the history of the... Professor James Marcus. Marcus had a young daughter, Alicia, afflicted with Prageria. Prageria caused premature aging. By the time she was 25, Alicia would have the body of a 90 year old. This was driven to save her. She was legal at four years old. But then the breakthrough came. Marcus discovered the T-virus. Did he name it the T-virus? T-virus had a myriad of... I thought that at 25 she had the body of a 90 year old. I guess that was just telling us what would have happened. Oh, okay. That was hypothetical. Oh no. But the T-virus had certain unforeseen side effects. I like the tunnel pause. Uh, wait is that it? No. One of them is going to turn into a zombie in there. Oh no. Sir, sir, over here. I love the camera shot. He's going to wake up and go, Why did she tell her head? And then a zombify and bite him. But why didn't she like say damn? Oh my god, that looks so bad. No, that guy. The start of the film is playing out like a trailer for the film. I know. Nobody's helping that guy? Oh. No. Scared of children. Oh, they're all going to pour out even though... Wait, what? They're all laying down, I guess. Why? Do you see how empty it was? How many people were there? What the fuck? Just kind of scoot over to this side and prank him. It would be hilarious. I don't, we have to close the program down. James, we're going to be ruined. James, let me be evil. I have random fires. Wow. Oh, it's Wesker. Wow, Wesker was there. Oh, it's Wesker. So he can just like poke a hole with his finger and his mouth. No. And he can still breathe. Okay. That doesn't look like a very strong bag. Oh, honey, I didn't... What? I didn't do anything. I can't believe we're going to get previously odd that's got nothing that we've seen before. It would be just left off on a White House being. Why did I fucking waste my time attempting to explain it? He should have just died here. To help him control the now vast interests of the Umbrella Corporation. Who really just wanted to play with all the lights on the table? It's you. Isaacs used the likeness of Elysium with his computer's face. What? That was rude. Isaacs called the computer the rat queen. Yeah. 10 years ago in Raccoon City, there was an outbreak. There we go. There we go. That's the American government attempt to... I'll be... I'll be... I'll be... I'll be... You're the fucking number one. Finally, the last and best hope of humanity gathered and took a last stand. You skipped the law, they love. You skipped the law. You skipped the law. You skipped the law. All right. My name is Alice. Hey. This is my story. I thought this was Umbrella's story. My story. The end of the... Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness gracious. All right. The trailer's over now for the film. Yay. Mm-hmm. No, no. We're going to see all the... the ads. Compare this to, like, all the rings opening and everything. Just kind of put the splash screen all over again. Just all seven of them. Oh, we skipped the fight. What's all the monsters? We legit skipped the fight, by the way. No. No. Are you serious? Well, I mean, you know, we could still have a fight. Maybe it'll flash back. There will still be action in this film. I've seen it. I'm so sorry that we don't see... You see, everyone is gone and there's Alice. We were okay. All right. You can tell it to her because the smoke is caught. Wait, she's still... He's superhuman, right? No, no, remember? I think she's superhuman. Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she got the unlock from upstairs. Yeah, Wesker re-injected her. My God. Oh, it must have rained. Wow. It is dirty. Some zombies took some chunks out of that monument. You zombie water. Probably like zombie poo. Hey, what do you know? Zombie water. He was just down there waiting. He was like, well, this is his hole. This is how you hug. Oh man. I can't make out what's going on because of the crate. If there were more shots, I think this would be better. I really thought they would have learned since nemesis, but what do I know? Oh, the poor chunk is his coat. Just give him a sandwich. Like... But what happened? Where is everyone? What happened to everybody? Like, we were gearing up for a big battle. Everyone was standing on the White House and... Nope. There was a lot of characters that I care about, you know? Oh, no. Wait, what? Holy fuck. Uh... I've never seen one of them. I'm going to be okay. Uh-oh. Whoa, dude. Oh, it's... Oh, yeah. I'm going to keep trying to butterfly. You seem a lot bigger than in the game. Oh, the keys in this is good. She did that to go backwards instead of just, like, running. Whoa. Wow, that... You are dumb. You're going to ram it? Oh, okay. Oh. Yeah, I thought she was two. I thought she was two. Oh, wow. Claymore mines. Nice. Just like on the Rumbus. Great, she needs a Rumbus. Oh, my goodness. I could carry that. Oh, or not. Oh, it ripped the roof off. Now she can throw her Claymore at it, maybe. Oh, no. Wow. That's so slimy. This is going to hit the thingy. I'm going to chop it right off. Because this thing is really dumb. Wow, this thing is dumb. Yeah. But at least this is probably the most advanced CGI we'll get throughout the whole series. That's good. Probably. It doesn't look like despicably bad. Okay, she's going to drive forward and then kick it in the head. It helps that we only see it in, like, one-second chunks. It also makes it seem like that's happening. That's kind of a while. Yeah, I make, like, half a second. Why did the... Why did it jump? Wait, wait, that was pretty clever. Where did the truck come from? Nothing. Oh, God, it's not over. Hitting it with my Humby didn't kill it. Man. Wow, the spikes are really cute. The army sound from Call of Duty for a grenade. Pretty sure that's not how Claymore is working. No, that's not how it works. Oh, it's got, it's got, it's got meaty chunks. Okay, but how the fuck did she jump the Humby? I just want to know where everyone went and how she's live but no one else's. What is happening? What is happening? What's going on? It's the firing operator still alive. Oh, no, tell me no time. You know, this is a way better opening than watching the White House and all of the people shoot the Namib zombies together. Oh, well, that stopped immediately. It was just temporary. I'm going to turn down my volume here for a bit. Oh, no. Mr. Power is another umbrella test thingy. 500 by 200 meter. Geez. My name is Alice. Oh, I can still hear what the fuck's going on. It's probably the normal, the most normal thing she's worn so far. Yeah, she has like a sexy red dress with leather straps. And I think we're going like a little bit more grounded. I think the previous one is the most unhinged. Do you think we're going more grounded with this one? I do. She jumped the Humby, dude. Maybe aesthetically more grounded. I mean, we're ramming a car into a thing and blowing it up. It's like, oh, that's pretty normal compared to last time. You best not welch on me here. Okay, movie. I want crazy shit. I can't remember all of the set pieces. Oh, my God. That was scary. That was really spooky. So spooky. Almost as scary as the Sony logo. Bah! Wait, no? She knows the armor takes the knife. I don't know if that's armor. Wait, well, what is it? Load bearing gear. Well, why not take that? I don't know if she has any. I don't know. I guess she just... She literally removed it from the whatever. What do you call a knife? Yeah, she, I don't even know if it was in a sheet. It was just like hanging out. Yeah, what? It's just sort of like in there. It's somewhere. Like a couch. Oh my gosh. It's Hanzola. It's his brain. It's his phetric thing. It's my phetric thing. It's Hanzola. Oh, okay. Glope? My satellite show, there are 4,472 humans remaining on the surface of the Earth. They will cease to exist in under 48 hours. Cool. How do you complete this? Be what? Behind you. What? Okay. Yeah, if it's head off with a... All right. With a computer monitor. How did you sneak up on it? Was he like... Was he tiptoeing? Ninja zombies. What a metal image. How can it possibly help them? We just made this up. What? All this could end. Wow. Where is this antivirus? Beneath the streets of Raccoon City in The Hive. Oh, we're going back to The Hive? It seems like it. Back to where it all began. So this film isn't really a sequel to any of the others, is it? It's just they want to do something. We're here now. We need to do the right thing. Wesker. He led you all here to Washington. He pretended to give you your powers back. Oh. And then he betrayed you. Out of the fashion between movies. I would have liked to see that, but all right. Oh, he's in The Hive. We can go get him. Resetting your umbrella brand watch. It's ticking. Alice. 10 years ago in The Hive, we both failed. Yeah, I'm on a timer here. Okay, sure. Yeah, exactly. Can you explain the walk to? I like it as well as like 10 years ago we first met. It's like you were way lower resolution back then. Also, I guess we don't know it's 10. It's been 10 years. This is the first time I have a thought set for a time. That's true. Raccoon City, 418 miles. So assuming you have gas, which you don't, um, I mean, assuming you don't run over all these big trips. It ranks that gas ain't gonna matter anymore. Well, she's dead. All right then. This, I kind of love these movies for how much they do the whole. Also, this is a thing now. And you're like, okay. This is so bold with this storytelling. They have their own antivirus. Oh, cool. Why did you not mention this like the last times we talked? Right. And it's back where it was all started. Oh no. I have an injury. Well, so he lied about giving her a superpower. So what does she have? Anything good? Also, we never saw the betrayal. What happened to all of the other characters he was with? Yeah, it sounds like we skipped a really interesting reset button. Are we like seriously? Did we skip a movie? Well, it kills that way, doesn't it? We didn't play like the DS. That's what happened between two and three. It feels like we skipped a movie. And then the whole world is desert. Also the world is a desert now. I'm like, wait, what? No, the intro is more glorious than that. It doesn't just kill humans. It kills all living trees, including trees. Wait, there's still trees in the background, though. They fucked up. Oh, there's zombie trees. I'll think about it. Zombie tree. This seems like a truck. Why do you want your life like that? Why is she so concerned about the motors? In fairness, right? Normally, I would expect that to be a trap. But in this film, I'd be like, no, that's normal. Yeah. Wait, what? Man, wow. It's a good thing that all of these... Oh, is this her buddies? Are these her friends? Oh, I guess not. No. Ow, Jesus Christ. You mean really mean. Why are you being such a dick? Where's the candy? Come on. What are you trying to do? Oh, thanks for the cock. Is that all you got? Well, they have guns. Yeah. What? What? Oh, not anymore. Oh, my goodness. Oh. Oh, no. How is this possible? What do we do now? How? Oh, maybe I run at her. Quick, everyone run into her. Oh, we still need that. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's embarrassing. I'm doing the Punisher. Oh, you should be ashamed, though. Like, how... How? Good job. How shitty are you? You guys are the worst. Oh, my goodness. It's like the Mandalorian. It's just like the Mandalorian, yeah. It's so inexplicably embarrassing. You're not going to take their guns and handle them. Take their guns. Yeah. Oh, my God. Man, they're helmets. They're armor that we don't know how effective they are. So... Oh. Feel bad. I'm worried for the people who made this. Oh, that was cool. Oh. Okay. What the fuck? So now she's knocked out. Sure. The motorcycle was able to stop her, but those six men with guns while she was tied up couldn't. Oh, God, that really happened. What were they trying to do? Were they just random umbrella agents just hanging around that one over that? Yeah, they'll know exactly where she's headed in the world. Oh, they let her keep her watch. That's nice. Who did this? Was someone down here making an interrogative sentence? Silence. How are you alive? Hey, look, it's the Villainman. How the fuck are you alive? Are you a clone of you? Oh, he's a Jesus man now, too. Probably. I killed you. Yet here I am. Climbing. Almost as good a lie as the Emperor's. That's just the film's attitude towards themselves. That is like, I killed you. Yet here I am. Father McGrath, I thought you were dead. I was. We hit that. Oh, God. Oh, what is that? Is that Alice's head? I don't know. Alice's head. Can't keep them in the derarical level. No, they exploded. The laboratory exploded. No, that was like half of the house. He had a whole other bunch that he was doing things with. She's like, yeah, I'll leave. That's fine. Yeah, I'm OK with this. I feel really bad for Ian Glenn still. Why did he do this? What is even happening? Not on the checklist of things I was expecting. So are they out now? You don't get to be on the cool bus anymore. That's actually a fact. Why do they knock her out? Capture her just to do? I don't understand. Wait, what's behind her? Oh, no, Zambies. Oh, wow. What are they doing here? Carry. That's a lot of Zambos. Why? Oh, my goodness. What? I guess there's no zombies in front of them. They're moving at zombie speed plus one. Oh, god, they're getting so close. So why didn't they just crawl out while she was knocked out? The Lord created a flood to cleanse the earth. Oh, these don't occult. OK. Zombie-tology. How did you feel filming that? You could just buy any plot point with religion. Yeah. This is 2016. He was in, like, wasn't good Game of Thrones happening at this point. This is just a little spendin' money. Yeah, I guess. Paid for his mansion. What a strain. This is not the sequel I wanted, you know? No, that's weird. Weird. I was ready for crazy action. Look what I inexplicably ran across. Think she knows about the airborne Antioch. The one we just made up between them. How does anyone know about that? Of course. I didn't even know about that. That's so silly. Raise the security level at the hive to maximum. No one in or out. Oh, sure. I'll let you know when she talks. God go with you. God go with you? When was this a thing? You're on him level. So he was never a crazy religious man until now? Yeah, he is. His clone was an atheist, but he's a r-theist. And he was smiked down by the Lord. Now they have to have Jesus fights. How is this, how, what is gonna happen? But how though? Get up there and check it out. Yeah, but how though? So don't you have cameras? You just had cameras. I've got my super clunk on. Now they don't. Oh. Oh no. Oh, that guy's a monster. Now they're faster than you think, huh? Yeah. Oh, now it's up to me. Hello? Now that my two lackeys died. Almost fell into his nightmare. I like the idea that all the Eden Gland clones are like different variations. Like this is the Christ one. It's gonna be, uh, gonna be all kinds of ones. I want a Quaker one. He loves oatmeal. Quaker? Can I have some more cuts, please? I don't think that's enough. Right now we're at about 65 cuts so far. Oh my god. Jesus. I'm at all now. Oh man. Gapped him in the eye through this. Is he superhuman as well or no? I don't know. I don't know what anyone's power level is. He's, I don't know. He's got, he's got the power of Jesus. Yeah, he's got Jesus power. He's driving. Oh, what a shot. Other people. What kind of shot is, why would you do that? How was he, she doing, how was she doing worse now that she's, I know I like, they framed this and it actually says that she was like on the losing team. Oh no, I've been stabbed. And now the other, now the other one's just like machine gunning their boss. It seems dangerous to your own car. Ah, it's a bullet freeing. What? Convenient. Wow. This is like a, like a Tonka play set. Sharpener. AC was making. Oh my god. They still have Gettling guns on top though. Yeah. Like, both of them. At least now there's no risk for their boss anymore. Yeah, there's no way she's not dead. Right. So why didn't she kill him? Oh, the rockets. Oh my goodness. He's a rocket room. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's untouchable. What is this army of Zambaloids? When did Umbrella make these things? Nice. Would they look like a pharmaceutical company? Oh, they do all kinds of shit. Yeah, pharmacy. Jesus Christ, this guy's got the worst aim, the fucking grief car guy in the lab dough. At what point? Oh, man. Fuck that thing out of the port. Port S's. Lock on with our missiles. I love characters that decide to lock on after they've fired almost everything. Yeah, he still missed. He still missed. Well, that's a shame. I'm so shit at shooting. He's so upset. I hate my life. Oh my. That was a nice one. That's a very short. That's OK. Here, have a band-aid. What the fuck? Why are they showing us this? I think they're putting his hand back on. I bet you that's exactly what they're doing. Yeah. Getting him. Oh, Jesus. She's gone. That hurts the most. Oh, so what do we do about all those weird people down in the hold? I'm sorry, I just love that. What was that camera shot? It was like shakiest. Yeah, the one shot of zooming into his face while he looked up like, I'll drink. A pair of defensive measures and alert our operative in Raccoon City. Who's our operative? I'm so excited to see who it is. You've got so many characters to account for in this. Wait, wasn't there a nuke in Raccoon City that went off? Well, yeah, the plane got knocked down and knocked the plane down and put all these cinder blocks on the highway. Has it been long enough that this is safe to enter? I doubt it. People think this is what the apocalypse is. Oh, look, it's a thing. Oh, that building made it. How did so many buildings make it? Umbrella made nuke-resistant buildings. Dude, the fact that you should welcome home, they actually think that this is like becoming full safe. This is where back to where it all began. This is about as impactful as when Ray went to the Death Star. It's like, oh my god. Oh, wow, that's pretty great. That's the nuke. Then that's the nuclear bomb. Oh, I guess. Okay, they're trying to, huh, stop. How come everyone's trying to fuck with me on my journey? Oh, she's knocked out at the same time. Just KO'd again. She's getting captured like once every 15 minutes. Yeah, I imagine her brain damage is just through the roof at this point. Is that the bottom of a big pit? At the time she's knocked out, you don't know what's going to happen next. Wow, you're welcome. Oh, god, really? What is happening? Like, why are you guys here? Christ, come out. Is that clear? Hey, we got someone. Hey! Alice. Where the fuck did you go? Yeah, what happened after the Washington, D.C. incident between Holmes? I like that she still looks clean and everything. About a cat from New York. Oh, yeah. Oh, my god. She still looked hot. She has time to put on makeup. Doc and the others pulled me from the crash. I owe them my life. See, they knew if they had her all marked up and scratched, then they wouldn't recognize her and people wouldn't hop out of their seats. If any of you guys missed it, she said like I got into a helicopter and crashed here. That's why I'm here. Yeah. It's like, okay. They just, yeah, they're just here. She's a stranger. She should have pushed her. What? This is actually, like, what are you doing? This is the apocalypse. Other people. Oh, he has a double 1911. Wait, why are they double guns? He has a double gun. It's just two bullets. Wait, a double gun's a real thing. Yeah, they're real. Yes, they are actually. You can buy them. Really? They're expensive. How optimal are they for killing? Not very. Things started to get quiet for like a second so they decided we needed to make a stand. Is her gun blue? Did she have a blue gun? She's got a blue gun. Her gun is blue. She got somebody's zombie kills with it. She unlocked the blue camo. Yeah, she got a few. Good roll on her loot box. This building is secure. Maybe from the undead, but Isaacs has armored vehicles. They can't hit shit, but they have them. Yeah, yeah. How do they reload those things? Yeah. Do they make more rockets? Now she's sick. Is the meme that she's like dying throughout this whole film or something? Yeah, this is the fine chat. That's why she has a time limit because she's all coffee-coffee. Oh my God, it's blue. Especially on top. Oh my God, and this is Vandalorian. It's like some melted wax from my scented candle. You need to let people know what's happening. Is that guy putting that voice on? It's like Dave Chappelle. All right. Martin, my Negro mentor. It's going to be okay. I gave her the blue goo. Relic developed cure, an airborne antivirus. My God. It'll destroy anything infected with the T-virus on contact. Is the plot there because she has the T-virus in her? She has to kill herself when she uses the virus? I was just saying that. Give herself up to save the day. That'll be incredible. What about you? They infected you with the T-virus. Oh, right before they say this. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. All right, then. We save these people, and then we go together. Do either of you know anything about each other? I have exactly 12 hours. They somehow wasted one and a half days being knocked out. I don't know what they think about each other. You know, I don't. Oh, epic. Dude, we've put on like armor and stuff. The spot bites. No. No, fuck that. Okay. We're giving her a gun now. Take it easy, Christian. You can make your guards on it. Take it easy, Christian. Another human being who isn't infected in the zombie apocalypse. I'm sure that they'll randomly kill us for some reason. The black guy and Alice should get along with their voices. What was the sound effect? And was that like a quad barrel? It looked really thick. I hope so. So just to confirm, he's taking this huge quart of zombies to go kill like six people in a city. Sure. This informant report that he's preparing for a fight. Good. Christian is the informant because his name is Christian and this guy is a weird Jesus freak now. Yeah, dude. Oh, Jesus. How do you have so many? When he crosses, do you have? I don't think they were on the nose enough. Oh, it's my face. Oh, my God. What is happening? Why are they like on Coco with his Christian bad guy? Like what? Is it easy? Is that really bad? Oh, Jesus. Batwoman? Is it Batwoman? Fuck. Was it? Batwoman. I think we might need to come back later. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's Batwoman. A favorite character. I guess I was paying attention after all. Good. Sweet. Give her more lines. He's having to need you to make a few more changes. And a bad suit. Dude, we hilarious. What a nice surprise. Hey, can you guys help us? We've been like hanging out here for a few years now. Could you help cut us down? Zombies, man. Come on, my diggers. I like how they needed like three cuts to show him turning into light. No survivors. Well, explain how you could do that in one cut because I don't, I don't see it. You're right. Just draw some big S. Wastikers. So that's good. Just draw some big S. Wastik underground. It's like here. They're coming. You really have to do that. Aren't they higher than you when they have seen them long before you? Yeah, you'd think. You'd think a lot of things. I'm so excited to see what happens to Ruby Rose. I hope she gets eaten, but after she gets a few action scenes, you know? Oh, her hair is rough. What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Are we going to try that line again? Oh, shit. What are we going to do? We're going to kill every last one of them. Yeah. Oh, like we don't have the resources to do that. It's OK. I got kicks. We're going to do it with the queue. God, we're not even halfway. Why did they keep this up? It's fine. Do you have some points to get put in your shop? God, like what the fuck? But like if we just have walls made out of metal, there's nothing they can do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Whoa. There was a little bit of a thing out there. I really did feel that happen. This movie is not wasting time. I'll tell you, I'll tell you that. I was just me and mud on everybody just because we're in the mud. Big finals at the fucking Citadel. We've got the battle at home, Steve. Oh, my God. That's cool. That's awesome. Nice. Wow. All right. Wow. What have happened? Oh, my God. Holy shit. Wow. Like, all right. Half the thread is over. Hey, they set this up because they had targets on the grind. Right. Remember? That's great. All the advancing bring back every day. They're apparently pretty good. Wait, how are you alive? You're only just released. Uh, really? You're going to lower the whole queue. Don't you have like a smaller entrance to the side? Are they seriously risking all of their safety for one person? And she's been with them for a while now. Sold her out. You don't think she's booby trapped in some way? Yeah. This is just like, wow. That was cool. What the hell? They got off the nail. She stole the nail. Got to look at it. Oh, that's all the way, dude. Wait, why aren't you killing the actual people? Close the gate now. Why didn't you shoot the people? He just wanted to be a cock. Guys, move back. Guys, guys, move back, guys. Yeah, move back. Yeah, just move back. Cool. Here, they've reached the gate. They've reached the gate. I mean, a few got through, but you have weapons, so that's not a big deal. Yeah, it shouldn't be an issue. Ha, nailed it. I like how they have the theme here, how you have, he's into Jesus, one of their guys named Christian, and this guy has a nail gun implying that he's a carpenter. It all fits together. It does. Razor, now, run! Like, raise her? Like the gate? What? Razor. Oh, reference to Resident Evil 5. Yeah, I think that's his name. What the fuck? What the fuck is going on? What are we doing? I'm so very confused. Oh, are they toppling a building? No, I guess they're just making rubble. They don't care about the structural integrity of the building they're in, I suppose. Yeah, that thing is barely holding on. Is this an episode of Code Geese? What the fuck's happening? How could you know she's out of tricks? How could you have possibly determined this? Yes, I don't know, fuck off. Why are they doing weird? The Asians, like, yes, I was able to hit this building. Somebody make a meme about Code Geese. I say it all the time. I don't know why. Man, I don't know. I wouldn't start it off with this one. Oh, yeah, man. This has been a good way to begin the fight, I agree. It's like, why'd they bother with the civilian girl if they were just gonna blow the gate up? Just to show that he's an asshole. Yeah, I guess so. Godly asshole. Maybe to get more of the Zambos in there immediately. You guys going grenades? No, that's it. They have a catapult, though. It's like, what kind of zombies do? Super cool rail guns and double revolvers. You didn't make those very well. It's just their way to loan is enough, you know. I don't know. I feel like if you're just sitting around all day, you could have done better. Yeah. You're right. For 10 years. He's got a suede. Yo, man. This is a cool guy. That is double, double pistol. I shot that guy four times. Yeah, the kid got one. Yeah, life in the hood. I think I have a flamethrower on his back. Clean up these grits. Nail gun. That's this guy. Yeah, that's this guy. Is this guy's name Shadow? Edgy to Hedgy. No, it's Shadow. They're going to be too over it. We're barely getting to see her blue submachine gun. Oh, she kind of just walked into that. Good job. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, she's dead. Look, Insta dead. All right. How was the point to blue SMG? Was that just like her, the actors? She's just like, I just want it. It's got to be blue. I won't match your eyes. It could be thematic with EFAP, that things just blue sometimes. I guess so. Go, Ruby Rose. Whoa. I don't why didn't you do this earlier? Yeah. Why weren't you doing this earlier when all your friends were alive? Good job. That looks kind of cool though. It's kind of cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. I don't know if that's going to help. Oh, I guess I don't know. Oh, whoa. Wow. Oh my goodness gracious. Why didn't you start off with it? That's pretty epic. They had to let someone die first. No. Oh, wait. What? Wait, what? What is happening now? She's like, how's Ruby Rose that? A raffling hook flying. It seems like one of those bad ideas. One of those, they usually work out though too. Sweet. My double-barreled shotgun. Oh, triple-barreled shotgun. Oh my God. This is like the gun, but double. She's not firing coins though. Yeah, that's kind of disappointing. Fired Alice. Like, you know I can't hit anything, sir, that isn't a building. Why am I still hired after that last time? I unloaded our entire payload and hit nothing. So, son, just imagine she's a building. I like how this would be like the finale of another Resident Evil movie, but this one's just... How did she even get there? Well, basically, just eat her on the couch. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. They got a ride. Is he going to come out like old burned, like Harvey Dent? Yeah, he ruined it for everyone else. I'm going to tell you. And the temp was late. Oh, a shaggy fan. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. They should think they know this kind of kung fu. How am I allowed to? They would burp to death. Like, flames jetted out the... Yeah, damn. This is why he can't shoot anything, because he studied martial arts. He put all of his points into fighting. And acrobatics and, yeah, unarmed skill. His clothes aren't even singed. Yeah, he's still got his hair in his eyebrows and everything. Oh, dude, this is a full-on boss fight. I don't know. If I was him, I'd be like, you know, my boss was dead. Look at him go. Oh, shit. Rag, imagine how excited he is to finally do something he's good at. Can't drive, can't shoot, but I can definitely punch women. Oh, jeez. You're fast, but you're not too smart. Why didn't he react to Eddie that? Come on, man. So that's really lame. Oh, wait. Do we have armor? Do you think he's got armor? I don't think Liu Kang's dead yet. That's not fair at all. How come all of them are fried, Dick Chris? I'm so confused. But he's unscathed. Wait, when did she go? What's happening? How are you? How are you? I guess this is two years ago. Why would he be here? Why was there a boot in zombie inside this? What? I don't know. They turned into a zombie, except it takes really long, remember? Oh, hey, guess what? Dick heads it's me, the unbeliever. Yeah, but y'all feel dumb. All right, you're dead. You're dead. Are you going to untie us? Wait, so all of them could have gotten into that safe room, but they just... And it had it. Boogaloo, boogaloo. There's too many of these things still out here. But she had to come down on a thing. Oh, this isn't fair. Move out. Come on, man. You have a lot of leads with Umbrella for some reason. He deserves better than this. He's literally the only competent Umbrella character we've seen. Really? This isn't fair. I wanted this guy to be on their team now. Yeah, that reminded me of Captain Marvel. The way it's like, I beat you in a fight and then she's like... Your more armies of the undead are on their way. Typical armies of the undead. Why are you still alive? I have to make it to the hive. It's our only chance now. Oh, right, the hive. Oh, man. Let's forget about that. What do you mean it's our only chance now? I was wrong about you, lonely. He was wrong about her. She's great. Okay. We want to come. Everyone wants to come in the apocalypse. All right. Please. Dude, that other guy looks really shifty. I think so. Yeah. Looks like Shifty Tolman. So maybe cover your exposed part. Why didn't they take the vehicle that they sent away? Um, I guess they want to use it to lure out the other zombies with the guy on the back. Oh. I guess. That's the best I can do. He's just Christ. Well, game over, lads. We're not getting down there in under a day. Do we have a really big matter? He's survived. He still wants revenge. Probably thinking, how the fuck did I lose this? She running down it. I had a billion zombies and two heavy armored vehicles. Still fucked it up. Okay. What they showed us was enormous. Yeah, it's. Yeah, up and down. Yeah, they worked hard though, yeah. Do you think they realized that they may be exaggerating the scale? Holy shit. I got it. Dude, they got it. Dude, they got it. Wait a minute. I like that they do track who's sitting. They nuked record city in the hopes of getting rid of the T virus. They didn't even touch the hive job. Oh. Activate secure disengage automation. Well, I know the defense is myself. Unleash the Ciberus. Ciberus on play. On play. On play. What the fuck was that? Oh, it didn't play. Ciberus is in play. Let's give us some CGI. Oh my goodness. These are super mega dogs. Oh, their heads open up. Shoot them. They're right there. Yeah, you want to start shooting. That's a lot of zombie dogs. Run, I'll kick them. Quick, give me all your coins. There's going to be a death toll. Is death toll the name of a left dead man? It was, right? Yes. Oh, I think it was, yeah. It was the one at the airport, right? Or is that dead air? That's dead air. That's dead air, yeah. I think death toll is the one with a map. No, that guy. Oh no, not this guy. Wait, wasn't that the one she was just talking to just now? No, he was one of the guys from the truck. Well, she was talking to somebody about something, so it would have been sad to see that one. Wait a minute, is it another truck? I think there was water. Oh, shit, it's a puddle. I like it. The ribby rose swim? They all break their legs. What if one of them was just like, I don't want to jump? What the fuck? And the dogs, they can't? Yeah, dogs can. They can doggie paddle. Oh, no, they're just going to die, I guess. They think. There's some big dogs, so they're full of cobbles. I just get a lot of dogs. Holy shit. Yeah, man. Well, I guess they can't swim. They just sink down. Oh, that's depressing. Well, they're just going to walk out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They're just going to go to the bottom and then walk out. Like, uh, like, uh, pirate movies. Pirates of the Caribbean, yeah. Yeah, Pirates of the Caribbean. The Caribbean. The Caribbean. Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, that guy's dead. No, I'm back in the water. There you go. Oh, no. Which one was that? I don't know. There was literally. I honestly can't tell the fucking difference. Oh, it was the cool one, right? Back in the water, back in the water, back in the water. They just randomly knock out the cool one. Okay. Oh, he was missing. I was worried that was Ruby Rose about to die. Oh, he studied the blade. Like, why would you get rid of him? Something stopping them. I got afraid of the antivirus. See you guys. That's weird. Complete the dog level again. Yeah. They're afraid of the antivirus. They made it to a load screen. Yeah, they reset like leash point. Again, it feels like tertiary characters are just extra lives that they lose. It really is. That black guy, like, his number is up soon. Ruby Rose is better than him. Basically, well, Claire won't die, probably. Seal the hive. Why was it open anyway? Raise the security level at the hive to maximum, no one in or out. I think not. Oh, no, they're sealing it. It's really slow. Run. What the fuck, Wesker? Gee, if that was a lot faster, you'd have been fucked. Where did he come from? There was no reason for you to stop. Oh, it's the guy who got eaten by the dog. Move out of there. Just go. Oh, my God. I think Wesker is like, oh, my God, are you this stupid? Are we doing? This is actually going to... Oh, no. Wow, with all these cuts, it's neat that the wall kept going back. No, we needed that cut to its face running forward. And then... I like how this will open a problem if she didn't say anything. Yeah. Lost my guns at the lake. No guns. No guns. Can I mout? You're in red. No gun. How much did you bring just out of curiosity? Alice? Does that guy need a drink of water? What the hell is that? I'm just trying to figure out who's here. Who's here? We got Black Guy Ruby Rose, this guy. Alice and Claire. Alice's friend, yeah. Quite a few. I don't know. So I think that's it. Oh, there we go. No, there's another beard man. So, yeah. There's two beard men. Blonde guy, I was going to say Black Guy for his hair. I was like, wait, no. So I think that's the carpenter and the other prisoner? Well, those two on the left there, they're definitely dead soon. Exposition. Not just to talk about the future of this company. We're here to talk about its destiny. We are actually going to start manufacturing umbrellas. We're going to create... This virus thing wasn't worth it. It wasn't worth it. It caused the Earth 24-7 rain, and then everyone will buy our umbrellas. It's a brilliant destruction. This virus thing, we had had a bra. Umbrella brand umbrellas. Everywhere. Can you imagine opening this board meeting with... Okay, so we fucked up, right? But I've got an answer. So I know the last few years have been not so great for the company. But here we go. It stops a bit going steady, but everyone's dead. One way or another, our world is coming to an end. Imagine being the guy who would make the speech. Why is our board room like an empty warehouse? Oh, it's like... It's like infinity tisms. Remember their meeting place, which is a big warehouse. An orchestrated apocalypse. One that will cleanse the Earth. Imagine its parts, clarinets, bassoons, everywhere, an orchestrated apocalypse. I feel like we need the population for stuff. Yeah. That population is part of the infrastructure. My sources for this are the Bible, I feel like. One that we can then reboot. Again, somebody had to edit this video. Reboot. Our editor gets to stay. The means of our salvation. When this recording was uploaded to my data stream, it created a conflict in my programming, which I was also programmed to value human life. Doctor Isaac, you killed all these people in this first movie. He murdered over 7 billion people. Are they actually trying to be like, this did make sense, by the way? Just now, shut up. I was to stop Doctor Isaacs, but you are not. What was that villain pose? Bray? How does this narrative screen? Oh, that in the 37 minutes, the last of the human settlements will fall. Well, not to mention, even if you release the virus within the half hour, surely they'll fall down. There's a earpiece in front of you, but it's just like an ear, like a piece of an ear. Don't you shit. I can tell you that Umbrella had an informant in Rockham City. How do you turn into Rose? Is it really Rose? I want it to be really Rose. I was running out, I know. Oh, my goodness. I'm so excited to see who it is. Oh. Digital lines, blue, Umbrella honey. So like the idea that humanity is on the brink of destruction, it's like releasing an airborne virus is still going to take ages to spread in these places. Oh, look at the little pose. It seems like 4,000 people left on the entire entity. Speak! Oh, does he have more clones and more vehicles? I still feel really bad for this guy. I'm really unhappy with this. Yeah, isn't he still on the back? Wait, what? Oh, that guy's going to die now. That was dangerous. What about all the zombies outside? There's like a million zombies. Then resume course for Raccoon City. Wait, so there were like a staff of people on this ship. In the car, there's a whole bunch of people? They're all evil? I have strict orders. What do you do? Oh, okay. I don't have your skin. My favorite movie trope. There it is. Okay. Yay. Yay. What about who else gives the orders? It's not him or Weska. Who else gives the orders? All right. He's like, I don't want to get stabbed. I guess we're going through the pit. So when they attached the cool guy to the end of that car and they sent it off, it had all the bad guys in it. And they were willing to drive with him on the back of it. And I mean, they just, yeah, why didn't they reel him in? I don't understand. I'm, I don't know. So did they not like... After they burnt them all? I don't understand anything about all of that. I just, I just hope Kung Fu guy gets another fight. That was just under the impression that she put a brick on the gas pedal and just called it in. Yeah, me too. Exactly. Controls were burned up and everything. I know. I thought it was only slightly flame-kissed. Super umbrella car. Loads of oil pool did they though? I don't know. Yeah, but he popped, a couple guys popped out basically in this game. Even though there was enough fire to where it was like jetting out the window ports. Dude, how many fans are those behind the door? They're gonna turn on and chop someone to pieces aren't they? Oh, of course. I hope it's gonna be Ruby Rose. No, not this guy is my favorite. How do you guys not realize this is an elaborate like torture chamber device, okay? Kind of entrance, this is anyways. Yeah, you go through the big doors, then you go through 17 fans. This is the Galaxy Quest joke. If you guys, if one of you is going through and the other characters don't know what your name is, you're the one who's gonna die. Yeah. Sorry, does she have a quad-barreled flashlight? Four times the light. How come it took you all so long? One in the middle just started. Oh no, Ruby Rose. Yes, she just tossed it through right. Ooh, gotta chop that bad woman. No, no hands. I still want to know why this is here at least at the self-entrance. Also, I guess we're watching us, which is why they waited. Oh, there you go. Let me guess, middle finger is actually code. Do you think this was the movie that made them go, this is our Batwoman? Wait a minute. Oh, it's gonna suck them in. We have to get out of here. The blades are sucking the air backwards. Oh, wow, that was quick. Go to the side. It's already over. Right, go to the side. If it was, if it only took this long to get you to stop, you're dead. It was gonna get... No, Blackman. Oh no, the bag. Oh no, so that's what it would do. Whoa. Now the stakes are clear. Come on, who's gonna get it? Oh, now is the Ruby Road? Oh, yes, please come on. This is it. Oh, the dramatic music. No. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Oh, no. They already had to fake out with a turbine once, and now they sort of had it again. All the music. She can stand up. Wait, she's standing up and walking. She's also holding another piece of... Is Alice superhuman or not? Also, gravity doesn't... Oh, shit. This is just gonna keep going until someone's dead, right? Just the rest of the movie. Oh, my God. How long will they bait? They're just gonna slug around like crazy. They're just baiting Batwoman's death for so long. Yeah. The car is just dead. Dude, that's because she... They're not turned off. That's because she flipped off the screen. I thought the fan turns off. It's because she flipped off the screen. Why did they turn it off? Because she flipped off the screen. He was only interested in killing Batwoman. Oh, what's the deal with the one who did that? Try to think of a big emotional thing, but then you give them... You don't dignify them and you show them going into the fan. Ruby Red. Me, exactly. She's so sad. Is there a camera down below right in front of her? Thank you for that, Phil. Yeah, but why did you turn the fan off? He's so pleased with himself. He's just like... What the... Why is he still behind? He flipped me off. Why isn't he in the truck? He's on your team. Wait, he killed just everybody? He killed everyone? Why, though? Why? Because I'm a religious, crazy person. I can't believe you... Did you just eat teeth? What was that? I think it was peanuts or something. Some nuts. He's probably umbrella brand peanuts. Well, it won't be normal, is my point. Like, he's just going back in his teeth. Because he's religious, okay? Shut up. He eats teeth. There is stack food. I love teeth. Yay! I said I'm cheating. I love teeth. Yeah, I knew it. She's got a quad-barreled flashlight. I don't get it. It's so fucking cool, though. Everybody else gets normal flashlights. I know we said it already. Weird, why? This is... We said already, but I did not expect this movie to be how it is. No. It's like, it's only 11 at all times. I can't believe they baited that woman's death for like eight minutes before they killed her. It was crazy. Guarantee on set as well they were like, they're going to think you die, then you don't, then you do. It's going to be really sad. No way. It's been six minutes. Oh, are we doing the laser? It's a big laser. Oh, he's dead. He's got to be next. Are y'all just doing nothing? Ginger guy's next. He's going down. He's definitely dead next. They keep showing him. Let's go. Guess it's just light. There we go. Oh, it was just fell down a pit. Just made him fall. That was it. Oh, he's going to drop again, isn't he? Double drop. What facility is this? It's one of those facilities. Oh, this is where Gandalf off the ball rock. Oh, it's going to go back up and chop off his fingers. Really pull yourself up there, buddy. What a shitty situation. Squish. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. All right. So it's just like an evil. What is it? It's like an evil pit. Let's do it. I love the thing. There's only one door there. What? Play the Scooby-Dooby. Oh, let's just let it go here. She got lucky. Secret laboratory where people are hanging around. She got a lot more lucky. Oh, my God. What is this? I like that these films. What kind of facility is this? I don't know. What a weird fucking science fun lab of horrors, is this? How do you ever get anything done in these labs? The guy who made this place has been working on it for like a decade. He's like, finally, I get to play with people. Finally, someone was in that vent and then I could have that thing pop out and then it could do this stuff. One of them is going into the ball pit. I can't wait. It's like which room did Alice end up in? And it's like, oh, it's great. Brella brand chainsaws. We haven't had something run in front of the camera in so long. Oh, the light. Ah, ah, no. Ah, ah, ah, there's four of them. I don't need this in my life. Can we be behind her camera, please? Can we be seeing what she sees, God forbid? Oh, she fell into the horror room. Oh, that guy. Oh, he's probably next. You okay? Are you okay? Well, I just fell like 50 feet and landed face first onto a hard floor. We're down to like fucking four people at this point. How is anything? How come like the vision for things is always fucked up and not usable at all? Like monsters, they see in a way that you just couldn't ever see. How else are you going to know that they're monsters, right? He's got his double gun. He's got a quad flashlight. Oh, my goodness. You know, I like that reaction. Oh, wow. That guy is out of here. All right, then. Yeah, definitely. What is that? Damn. Oh, my goodness. Look at this, dude. It looks like it's from Doom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh, the cut. I can't tell you how many cuts. So many cuts. Is she winning? Okay. All right. Oh, no. Oh, she lost it. Please, of course. It's really hard to track something that big. How are we going to justify her surviving this? Maybe it'll be like Amnesia Rebirth which just grabs her and says, Oh, it's me, Kenny. We went to school together. I remember you. I'm going to go away now. Bye. Remember how much you care about me? Oh, wait. Grab the light. Super cool. It broke the light. I've got a chain. Chains are more effective than quad guns. Dude, the amount of cutting. That's for holding still while I do this. I really can't tell what's happening. So, all right. Do what? Do, does Wesker want to kill her? Oh, she took my ball. Oh, that thing again. Oh, the kick. Yes. Well, that was so cool. Be a question. Does Wesker actually want to kill her or not? Nice. Because why did they turn off the fad? That is a very fair question at this point. Yeah. Drop her down. Let's just get close to him. Oh, whoops. Oh, so I guess there was a hook in the guy and then he went too far. Look at how this room is real big. All right. So all those gunshots didn't kill it, but you stab at once. Okay. All right. She got him in the teeth. Well, she didn't use that. They always show her putting it back into their little leg sheet thing. Well, how are we going to know whether or not she put it back if they don't show it? Because they're going to have to. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Just wake up again. Yeah, come on. Just wake up. Wake up and go. Thanks for killing that. I love it when people sneak up on each other in horror movies. It's really good. He's totally in a mold, by the way. Yeah. He's probably the evil one. We're out of characters to kill now. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was really gross. Wake them now. His hairline is distracting in how it's not symmetrical. It's not acting. It's distracting. It really is. I can't believe he killed everybody with a knife, I guess, and nobody was like, No, I'm not going to allow you to continue to do this. I think it's not going to suit. It's still alive. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Kung Fu, man. Oh, please tell me he survived this behind that thing. I know that we can't just get some skiing. Surely if it stopped, he's in super trouble now. We're the zombies. Oh, there we are. No, hello. Kung Fu guy, please be alive. Oh, she fell in this. Oh, she fell into a blood pit full of juicy juice. Hers didn't have any guts or anything in it. Do they supply hamburgers in these things? I don't think they do now. Is this the laser room? Oh, yeah, I guess it is. It's the thing people remember from the first film. And so they just keep bringing it back because people like the laser room. Remember the laser room? Even though the laser room is fucking dumb. Remember the first movie? Oh, my God, that's their bag. Wow. Wait, they left all of this stuff in the first movie? Yeah, they just left them there. Well, I guess all the people in that room would either. They're like, remember that bag that we left because of our terrible editing? It's actually going to come in handy 10 years later. So since he's the bad guy, do you think he's going to do nonsensically? Why would you just shoot her at this point? It's just those two. Is he going to be tracing? But she knows about the agent. How one of them... Well, I guess she thinks that maybe one of the other ones was the agent who got killed so she doesn't know. Yeah, and Phyllis, this is like among us all. Who is funding this? God. This was underneath that room the entire time. Oh, the whole time. Are they at the Star Wars Senate right now? Rags, is this one-to-one what the Resident Evil 5 No, it's clear. I think it's inspired by it. Like, this is way more practical than what the RE5 one is. Yeah, I'm waiting for him to say, I can allow you to do that, Alice. And the aims they're going to do, be evil. It's weird. You'd think that after living through the apocalypse, as long as he had, he'd be like, you know what? Maybe we shouldn't do this. It's such a fancy tank, too. It's got like crystals on it. Shit. No, we had a problem. Wait, there's another one. I trust it. Is it another Jackie Chan? No, it's another Ian Glenn. Yeah, that's the okay one apparently. Oh, damn it. We've been betrayed. It's a fancy casket. Oh, I forgot that I was about to be in there. This is OG Christian Ian Glenn. So he's... I think they've already... You know, they're already... Yeah, they're already trying. Don't worry about it. Oh, lucky there was a whole place that they weren't at. Right? They just weren't on that side of the car? Oh, look how far ahead he got. Yeah, he's got a really far ahead. I think I've noticed a trend with these movies. They like to just have whatever drama they want to do and then army of zombies will drop in toward the final sort of drama-tism. Just sudden army of zombies. What did she just do? The fireworks. She took the gunpowder out of the gun and made a little bomb with it that blew up the corner of that. What was the point of that? I don't know. If the glass was like... Oh, no. He's in the... He's in the... The Fey Room. The rematch. Oh, is there an evil monster inside of the Balrog tit? Why not? Let's do it. Oh, no, is that the um... That's the bridge extending, right? Oh, we're in this room already. Okay. Who's in... Oh, my gosh, it's Han Solo. But you didn't... You guys didn't want to see who came out of that? This is what you're after, yes. Literally only made one? The anti-virus. Oh, okay. Shoot him and take it. Well, there's only one vial. You only made one? We're half a man. Oh, shoot him and take it. Why would you let him get anywhere near the fire or whatever he's doing? Just shoot him. There's no way. Why didn't you just shoot him that whole time? I know. If this vial is still here, you need to still get it in the air. Wait, it's all covered up. Now shoot him. Now shoot him. Now shoot him. Oh, he's evil. Yeah, he is. Oh, no, I'm so surprised. I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Alice. Yes. A few minutes, Claire will be dead. Along with everybody else, you know. What do you guys need? He knows that... Wait, what? Sorry. Why aren't you killing these people? I love. I'm looking forward to however this gets resolved. Oh, brain blast. Ice bit. Oh. Is it Sherlock Holmes? Is it Sherlock Holmes? Yeah, they copied Sherlock Holmes. None of these scenarios involve the guy with the gun. Why is she going through the many ways she can kill him? What's the point of this? She's still got to worry about the dude with the gun. Yeah, the tell dude with the gun. This doesn't account for the dude with the gun. Oh, my God, we're doing Sherlock Holmes 2 as well. Oh, look, this is... Tredictive combat software in his eyes. You've literally ripped off. They unironically did. This is completely... They unironically did. This is completely... This is completely ripping off Sherlock Holmes 2. Funnily enough, Moriarty in Sherlock Holmes 2 is played by the actor who played the scientist and resneedled to. He's taken a drink. He's like, yeah, I'm so cool. Oh, my God. I can't believe they completely stole this. We want some micro-action scenes that have no consequences. Yeah. After all, who wants to know they're just a poor imitation of a worthless copy, which brings us to you. Oh, is she the original of a copy? You thought you were the original? The thing is, we've never even known who she is. Because remember, when all the clone army died, she just happened to be one that was initially... It's the original Alice. It's the Stephen Hawkins version of her. Time is running out. Wow, they really did the makeup and everything on her. You must kill him soon. It's good to see you too, Alicia. They're terrible. Why? I'm not a clone. Really? In this world full of clones? I was gonna say... You literally saw like a thousand clones of you. You have no memory. Oh, my God. We're doing this right now. Yeah. I was weak. You are. You cannot afford to be. Time is running out, Alice. It's 7-1-1. Outtouching. The Trinity of Bitches. Just rename the series that. I can't wait for Resident Evil Trinity. That was the best line of the entire series. The Trinity of Bitches. Yeah. You turned against the corporation. When the rest of the board away. The corporation. I don't have to take your orders. My law is over with him. I know. Albert Wesker. You're fired. Oh, damn. What the fuck? Oh, she knew. She knew. He didn't check to see if it was loaded. Nor did he notice her pouring the bullets out. 30 rounds. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? That kind of takes a while. Can I get another mag? There's a lot of mags in there. I was so infested in the relationship. This is crazy. Keep Umbrella's dreams alive. I should have killed you in Washington. The door chop off your leg. Arm. Oh, he just left. I can't believe that's what happened to Wesker. He's just lying down. He's lying there, footless. Four minutes and 33 seconds left. You have to hurry. She wasted, like, three minutes standing there. Wesker's literally just sitting... Oh, my footy. Diamond. Oh, no. It's a... Oh, it's a water button. Oh, look at Google. Now I have to put my contacts in. I was about to joke those are contact lenses, but... Neural Link engaged with a contact, huh? All right. What is...? This is all like memories. Yes, but why? You're dying. How? Just get on with it. How? But how's he dying? Why did you... You're like, his foot got inexplicably smashed by a door? Listen, if you're making a fucking goofy ass series of movies based on Resident Evil, Wesker is like a well of awesome. And that's what they did with it. And then they made him a penchantment and this is... Wow. They miscast him and give him a shitty hairline and then squash his foot. Yeah, they made him a lame hampton. He dies like three times and takes orders from this guy. He's like, oh, I'm actually a clone, but I'm not this time. But that one was, but not me. Hi, I was in a coffin. I'm like a vampire. Oh, they brought the line back. She said the line. You're all going to die down here. I clapped. I clapped when I saw it. Your little friend won't be able to help you now. You can't run anymore. Shoot him with your bullets. And you never kill him. I wasn't running. Oh, no, he's going to predict the software. Umbrella bullets. Umbrella bullets. Oh, this is so fucking cool. I don't even know what's happening. Is this the simulation or the real thing? You know, this could have been Wesker doing this. This could have been Wesker. Could have been fucking Wesker. Instead, it's this old dude. I guess he's the more recognizable actor on the show. Yeah, well, she didn't have, she didn't have with a monitor, only the keyboard. How is he, how is he like... He's just been around and hold her off the edge now. Why isn't he dominating her? Oh no, a foot to the groin, my only weakness. Yeah, my combat software didn't tell me about it. Is this being lifted up by like a pillar or something? Magnet. No. Is there a single super long pillar underneath that? Oh, I'll be in the room now. Wait, where are we? They reached the pump? Yeah, wait, where the fuck are we? They're in the room now. Oh, I guess we're at the top now. I didn't see them arriving. No, they just got there. They were just like, oh, we need to change sets. Oh, the lasers killed him. Are we going to kill him with the lasers again? The lasers going to kill him. Here we go. Yeah, I love how she knows exactly what this is and she stands perfectly still in it. They should play this the track. There should also still be a hole in the ceiling where she hits it. Okay. Wow, that's like the hardest thing you've ever done. There's a hole in the ceiling. She knows it. What is the fucking point of this room? Acrobatics tests. We already know that it has like a super grid function. Just do the grid one. Yeah, just do the grid one and just fucking stop fucking around. How many times are you going to do this? Oh, remember? Oh, no. We did the thing. Just do the grid. Just do the grid. Nope, no grid. No grid. All right. He cracked his neck. We know it can do it, but all right. Maybe the grid's just delayed. It's on its way. It'll go on him. I don't understand. She's not even superhuman and he's like super... He's super everything. Oh, no, a thing. How didn't you predict that? Yeah, how come your predictive software didn't predict her stabbing you with the stabby thing? The balance of power is weird. Hey, has it been seven minutes yet? I'm pretty sure it has. I think so. Well, where's other boss man with all the zombies chasing him? Oh, the clone. I guess he's on his way. He'll arrive just in the nick of time to have something happen. He's winning. That wasn't even a... Oh, shit. Rear, man. What rear, man? Okay. Wait, his feet would have been cut off. Yeah, one of the other ones. His feet would have been cut off. Like anti-whisker. His feet are impervious. Come on, give us the grid. Come on. Come on. Oh, he's gonna break a finger. Just pull it back. Just... Yeah. Why did you do nothing about that? Why did she not pull them back? Yeah, she still has her trigger finger, though. You played along. I'm sure that'll come in handy. Yep. She has a grenade. Yep. And she kept her index finger to pull the pin. Because of course. She just blows up. Wait, really? Would he get a grenade? Bring this. Oh, okay. You still could have pulled your hand away, love. Yeah. Oh, he's okay. He's fine. He's fine. I feel like that would have done more, but all right. Yeah, I feel like his body shouldn't really be in one piece, but all right. Worth losing a couple fingers over, I guess? Oh, she's gonna die anyway because of the T-virus thing. That's true. Thank you. Oh, it opens up neat. I made you. Big mistake. God, she's terrible at one-liners. The best one-liner was the Trinity of Bitches. She can't even see it. That was marvelous. That was fantastic. Alice, thank God you're alive. The only way to activate the anti-virus injection system is to play Typing of the Dead. I like that she's like, why did you help me in that fight? She's like, honestly, I just think he would have killed me. Like, I don't know. I just... You scared me. Oh, he's not dead. Nobody ever fucking dies. Wait, lights are still rebooting? Oh. All the blood cells in his organs are going, Got a secondary circuits activating like the Terminator. Wait, no, where's the guy with the zombies? Yeah, where's the zombie? They must be coming. That only took three minutes apparently. Wait, so he's just going to break it on the floor and that's the victory? Oh, I thought there was like a delivery system. I guess if it's in the air, it's just magic. It's going to take so long to get to anybody who needs to catch it. Zombies are going to close in on her and once they're about to get to her, she breaks it. Oh no, okay. No, someone's going to catch it. Oh my God. Hello. Wow. Your time's up. How did you get up there on the elevator? She took the elevator. Wait, what? What is happening? He was still in the elevator, would have had to go back down and then come back up. Was he like sort of a good zombie? Oh my God, what an ultimate showdown. Is he a good clown? I'm you, you idiot. You're the Christ one for some reason. I don't know what happened to you. Just shoot him. He should know himself well enough that he should shoot himself before he tries to kill him. If that makes sense to you guys. Oh, see what I tell you. Abomination. They fight longer as long as they expect it. Also, all right. How come I predicted his systems better than his predictive system? I'm me. He's not me. Oh no. Wait, was that kung fu zombie? I think that was the kung fu zombie. Yeah, that was the kung fu zombie. That was the kung fu zombie. Oh no, Wesker's dad. Oh, Wesker died because his foot got smushed? Are you kidding? That's how he died? His foot got inexplicably smushed. I would like to remind everybody, editor, you're going to cut this in. Okay. How Wesker died in Resident Evil 5? He died being shot by multiple rock and propelled grenades in a volcano. He blew up a volcano. And this, he got his foot smushed by a door. That's all right. Oh my God. How come she's still alive? Yeah. Why isn't she dead? It's the most pathetic juxtaposition between the game version and the movie version that you could imagine. Anyway, you had to fight him like five times and he could grab rockets out of the air. It's safe to say it's not a faithful adaptation. Okay. Alice died to save all of humanity. Do you think she, like a genuine question? Do you think she qualifies as a Mary Sue? Well, I think the issue is that she's like a clone that's designed to be incredible. So yes. Maybe kind of. I mean, the thing about Mary Sue's is like, Mary Sue's don't have to have explanations. She can just cast it after the movie's done. I have to see how this all is wrapped up. All right, all right. I have to see. Well, one of the tropes of Mary Sue's is they die and come back, right? Or they die like, they, I don't know. We'll discuss this like after the, you Claire. You did it, Alice. It's a dream. It's not real. You remember what movies we're watching, right? Is it? Is it? I don't know. Do you guys remember Jill Valentine was a character? They just forgot it. What the fuck is this? Why am I still alive? The antivirus only destroyed the t-virus within your body and didn't harm the healthy cells. You are now for your infection. Oh, all right. You lied to me. We had to know if you were willing to sacrifice to give up your life. Why? No, why? That wouldn't change anything. She would have been probably more eager to do it if she knew it wouldn't kill her. You might have been able to, like, unable to save the world by telling you that lie. I was created by him, brother. Just an instrument for them. No, you became something more- You've not been an instrument for them for- Their predictive combat capabilities are not actually that good, it turns out. So you became something completely different than they thought. She's like, oh, I'm at a- It's shut me down. It's been a decade of you fucking killing everyone. In here, you can have all of my memories. Me. Before she died, Alicia downloaded her memories for you. But I know they're not mine, so- Oh, holy shit. If you- It's a new- It's all bullshit to me. If you absorb all of those memories, you're not going to be the same person anymore, just saying. Does it just add memories to where you had blanks? Or does- It doesn't overwrite hers, right? It just fills in the gap. Is it like watching a movie? Or is it like injecting memories? I don't know what the fuck's going on. She's behind the rock. I remember those things I wasn't a part of. Like T2. The antivirus is airborne. Spread by the winds. As long as she gets her head knocked off again. Until then, my work is not done. Yes, we got more sequels, yeah. Wait, why weren't they destroyed by the T-Virus? Because the T-Virus hasn't reached this yet? Because the wind hasn't gotten here? Of course. It's probably because those are G-Virus monsters, right? Yeah, these are- These are G-Virus. All written and directed by Paul Dillio as an antivirus. Oh, listen. Look at the scene. Oh, my goodness. The sounds of the floor. The legend. Yeah, so she did live. Okay. Yeah, wow. All right. She lived, and the final- The final chapter is not in fact the final chapter. Oh, what's the next one going to be? The final chapter? No, really, guys? The final chapter pot, too. Awakening after math. Edited by Doobie White. Doobie White? The editor was clearly on Doobies. Well, we completed Resident Evil. Oh, my goodness gracious. There's no after credits. Based upon Capcom's video game resident- No, that is not true. Don't you lie. The editor, Mr. Doobie, will be working on Monster Hunter as well. Mr. Doobie will return. For Avengers Monster Hunter. Well, see, from what I understand, that will be coming to streaming when it's released this December. And it is December. So, guys, we're about to be up-to-date with the newest Paul W.S. Anderson Miložovović project. What if it's in the same cinematic universe where this is all like the T-Virus-created Monster Hunter world? So ready for this to all be in the Paul W.S. Anderson cinematic universe? Yeah, honestly, fans of Resident Evil, they just had to watch a series of movies vaguely reference their games and have the directors O.C. destroy every single thing they love. And his O.C. villain. So cool. Poor Wesker, dude. Poor Wesker. I think Ragsubra is the best. His food got smooshed. His food got smooshed. And so that means that he died inexplicably from a food smooching. He died the way he lived. I don't know why his food smooching killed him. And I have no idea. And it's like the door closes from the top down and yet only his food was smooshed. No other part of him will be part inexplicably. And then he had to lay there and just die, even though he's fucking Albert Wesker. And that's how it works. Someone wrote that as like, yeah, that'll be a cool way for him to go. Super screen time for Dr. Isaacs. Like, what the fuck? Who is Dr. Isaacs anyway? I don't know, dude. He's just an evil man, except the Jesus version killed him with a knife. Because he doesn't believe in clones, okay? They have to die. He doesn't believe in clones because his clones aren't in the Bible, but he led the zombies to the place. Why did he lead all the zombies there? To kill Alice, maybe. Probably hurt somebody. To kill Alice. Because so he knew about the antivirus stuff, but he didn't know about the clone stuff? Well, I think he didn't know about the clone stuff. Yeah, but he just thought he was the original. I know this is a fool's errand to even attempt to dismiss that. No, listen, I will defend the Resident Evil movies. He was aware of clones. He just thought every clone of him was cloned from him. So when he found out that he indeed was a clone, he couldn't handle it, which is thematically relevant because when Mille Jovish found out she was a clone, she took it real well, but the villain did not. He yelled, religious shit, he stabbed. Yeah, he stabbed with his Jesus knife. There was a big deal when he said, oh, the clones fight longer and harder as long as they think they're the original one. And that bit him in the ass because he got stabbed. You design them to where they have to think that they aren't the original. What if you made a clone is like, hey, hi, it's me. We've cloned you. You're really amazing. They just want to let you know you're a clone, but it's all up to you from now on. You can do whatever you want. I feel like that'd be more like, it wouldn't fuck up with their psyche as much. Are they just telling about their clones? I'm still really annoyed. I was hoping that the person popping out of that tube was another Liu Kang. I'm just so pissed. It was just the other guy again. It's like, oh, the guy I didn't care about. We should rank the movies, though. I think everyone's going to want to know our rankings. Oh, yeah, that's right. Let me write down a list for myself. Let's make sure to get this right. All right, so I think number one is clearly number one, right? I don't know. Oh, wait, I'm not talking about... I liked two more than one. I wanted to rank Entertainment Factor. I didn't want to rank. Oh, I'm not even going to begin to rank these ejectively. Oh, fuck that. Fuck that. That takes time, clearly. So the least enjoyable was easily Extinction. Three, yeah. Yeah, three. Extinction was the lamest of the three. You know, it should have been like the coolest. After that, would it be one after that? Because one was pretty calm. I think so. Like, I still enjoyed my time with it. Yeah. Because it made my eyes hurt. So I guess it's an important note that the difference between the worst and the next to worst is a big gap. And I will say, the final chapter did... Like, there's some really fun stuff in this one, but it probably annoyed me the most in terms of, like, story choices. There was some stuff in there that I was like, why are you doing this? Stop it. It's so funny how we got attached to a character who started whooping Mila Chovic's ass and then they killed him. Yeah, it was really fucking lame. Extinction, and then I'm guessing we're going with three is final chapter. All right, there's one, two, three, four. No, there's six. All right. Thanks, yeah. You guys, like I say, it's like taking shortcuts, aren't we? Six, then five. And then I guess fourth best is final chapter. Sure. Because I was going to say, like, what would you guys pick for your favorite? I really liked the one where nothing made me sense at all with the Russian zombies. Retribution. Retribution is clear. Yeah, I think retribution is top-level. My favorite. That's my number one is retribution. When we first started watching it, I said, this is my favorite one. It's so good. It's everything it should be. Yeah. Retribution is number one. So now it's up to Apocalypse and Afterlife for which one's the second and third. Well, you kind of want to give it to Afterlife. Was, you know, with the big wide shot with the White House, was Leon? Yeah, Leon was there. And Ada, where the hell did they go? Well, they just like, we don't know. They just skipped it. We have no clue. Hang on. Let's see. I have just the only one who called. They couldn't get the actors back. And so they just didn't have them if they don't. The lineup is Jill Valentine, Wesker, Alice, Ada, and Leon. The only one that came back was Alice because Wesker just got his food smooched. Because if you have Wesker just basically said, you like, oh, Wesker betrayed them. And we have no idea how that happened or what happened. Yeah, they all are. Jill, Ada. They were setting up to be like, how cool is it that they're teaming up with Wesker? And then the next film, they're like, no, Wesker should be a bad guy. Fuck it. The fight. Yeah, he's going to be. And we got to turn him into a fucking lame ass bad guy who dies from a food smooching. Yeah. He's not the best guy. Because they were setting him up where he's like, he's like the president. They squandered him as the president. They could have. Final chapter could have been fucking great. President Wesker could have been. They skipped all the things that we were excited for. I even would have been happy with a complete recast for Wesker. And you just hire the guy who voice acted him in the fucking game. Oh, yeah. DC Douglas. Yeah. I don't even care if he looks nothing like him. I just want that voice. Yeah, fuck that. You bitch. Do you guys remember in the retribution, the black guy who got punched in the heart and he just turned off? Yeah. Failed. He just stopped. It was all the all the Popeyes finally caught up to him. He just gets punched in the heart and just gives up. He's like, no more. That battle when she fights her with the fucking ice climbing gear. Oh, man. Yeah. I don't know. Apocalypse and afterlife are really close. Apocalypse has Nemesis. And it has the Pimp. It does have the Pimp guy. It does have the Pimp. And it has the Pimp. Yeah. It has the Nemesis fight. It has. Oh, it's a lot more grounded than afterlife is. Apocalypse was still somewhat grounded in reality. Kind of. They gave up on that. Really quickly when extinction rolled around. Yeah. Well, in the first few seconds, they hit the whole world. Dude, extinction was boring, though. Like retribution. Why was it boring? That's why it's last. So afterlife had the weird axman fight and they're on the tower and they were doing a swimming. And then they had the bathroom fight. And then the bathroom fight at the end of the cargo ship. With the coins. Come on. You had the coin shotgun. When they firewood right next to him, he doesn't die. That they firewood from really far away. And he dies. Apocalypse had the church. Church scene. Oh, yeah. Where he comes in on the motorcycle. Yeah. The motorcycle. She rolls up the gas tank. Oh, man. There's something that highlights from these movies. Remember when the liquor and the motorcycle went up together? Yeah. Yeah. Good times, man. Good times. This is a hard choice, actually. Wow. This is tougher than I thought. It was easy doing the other ones. Yeah. Picking the other ends of the scale was easy. But when you get to that middle bit, you know, you're like, hmm. I'm going to say tentatively that I'm going to give number two to afterlife. I was going to say to bolster the attempted to go for Apocalypse. But if you remember afterlife, when it gets into the freighter, especially, it gets really funny. And the bomb that she just happened to put onto the right helicopter. Yeah. She just happened to inexplicably have thought ahead. Where did Chris Redfield go between movies? Yeah, no. Yeah. I was kind of hoping to see him again. Just kind of, I never saw what he looked like. He's just gone. Everybody just kind of disappeared in this one. Because he was in the end. They attacked the freighter and we never saw him again, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I guess he died on the freighter. I guess they killed Chris Redfield. They had the stolen. Chris Redfield had more of an uneventful death in Wescoot. So they killed him and they killed Leon, right? And Ada. They killed Ada. They just gone. It turns out they inexplicably escaped through a tunnel underneath the White House and went to Seattle or wherever the next city is. The one dude in extinction, remember, he did do that. He did escape through a tunnel and came out into the ocean, just surprisingly, at the end. What even happened to Jill? Wasn't Jill in these movies? Yeah, Jill went on a whole crazy journey but she was just deleted from the screen. She said somewhere, I'm sure. This has been a journey for me. Oh, I knew who was watching these though. They're just so good. I remember a good video about these one day. Once I'm done with Mando and the other stuff, I got lined up. I might be like, guys, I'm going to discuss with you the plot of the Resident Evil saga. Hold on. This is what I mean. They've always, they're just movies that nobody ever took seriously because it was like, they just, that's what they are. Okay. She's so stupid. We accepted that someone gave some people lots of money and they made the most goofy shit for some reason. And they made a lot of money too. Yeah, they made six of these. They were profitable enough to where they made six. Zombies were really popular when this came out, the first one. I mean, zombies were just, everyone's loving them zombies. Yeah. Well, I mean, this movie is like so just absolutely stupid. I guess that was kind of the plot. If anyone said like, no, they loved it because of the characters. I'd be like, okay. The ones they keep just making vanish. So we have off the life a second then, right? I think so. I put after life is my number two. I'm happy to say that. Oh, it's very close to my number two. Those have to coin guns. Yeah. They have to coin guns. They're close on the enjoyment scale. So it goes from best to worst. It is retribution, afterlife, apocalypse, final chapter, resident evil, and then extinction. And then extinction. Very far difference between five and six. Oh, yeah. And like we still enjoy the first one. It's just that the other one is just so fucking bonkers. I would say that extinction is the only one that might not be worthwhile to watch. You know, like it's not, I don't know if it's quite there. I mean, it still is like, they still have all the weird, like the birds and everything. Oh, the birds were funny. The birds were pretty fun. And the mysterious lamp that fell over when she was clearing the room she'd are. Mysterious lamp. It opens up with her inexplicably surviving the ambush by all the hooligans. I think if you're going to watch it like we did, if you were to watch it back to back to back, extinction is a good lead up to afterlife because it's the same sort of characters and stuff kind of. I guess so. Oh, that would be another one to do, like which movie gets the award of maintaining continuity the most? You're like two to one or three to two or four to three, etc. Oh my God. No, he's asking the heavy question. But the problem with that is almost like extinction leads into afterlife well, but that's almost because extinction wasn't needed at all. Because remember, that's when we thought that Dr. Isaacs died. But nope, he was the clone too. But that guy was actually a clone and he's not even the real one. So we got to burn through like two of his clones before we get to the real one. Also, extinction killed the pimp without giving him like many of good lines at all. That's kind of unforgivable. He should have kept the pimp in every one of these films. He should have been the running character. He's his death, man. His whole thing. Why even bring him back if you weren't going to bank on that shit? This is the thing I would have loved to have been like able to control some of what this story did, but maintaining the spirit of these movies, but there's so much more shit they could have done that would be really funny. I mean, the way the pimp goes out where he just suddenly decides, oh, I've been bitten, so I'm going to go ahead and not tell anybody. And then become a danger to my friends. Yeah, just like it would have been great for him. And then immediately after that, they have another guy go out the right way by smoking in the fuel truck, you know? Disappointing. But ultimately worth the ride, of course. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I do not regret it at all. It's a miracle that these films exist. They're fucking hilarious. And there are people out there who think they're good, by the way. I don't believe you. Well, I do, but I don't point to one. So he's over there. He got his food smooched. Oh, I can't believe they killed him that way. I'm really disappointed with final after retribution and after life. The reason the final chapter is probably the most disappointing even more than Extinction is because of the last one. It's like, no, that's how you ended it. Oh, you could have been so fluttier. If they ended it, but they got really cool. Like if Wesker got a really cool death, then we got more of the Jackie Chan guy, stuff like that. I feel like they wasted a lot of potential with this final chapter. I think that's why it feels like it's a little bit of a let down because I really did have some wasted potential because a retribution, it was like potential. Let's just explode. We're doing this all of the things. We're bringing back the whole team from the first movie for some reason. It's like, all righty then. Some of them are evil now. Oh my God. Good shit. Yeah. I mean, what else is there to say? I guess. Yeah, one more. Plenty has been said and I think we're we can close the chapter on this. Oh, right. Next comes Monster Hunter. Yeah, I mean, what we'll probably do is watch that when it comes out. That'll get edited ahead of all of these and it'll because it'll be new and we'll tell the people like, we're going to have a whole prequel series for this one because that'll be the OT and this will be the prequels. That's how it will make sense, continuity wise. You've reached the end of the road now, viewer. This is the end of the Paul W.S. Anderson, Mila Jovovich adventure, unless of course they get sequels from Monster Hunter. Or if you want to watch Death Race. That's not Mila Jovovich. No, but it is. Oh, but it's Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anders. Oh, I want to watch The Matrix again. They're making a fourth one guy. What? That one's coming to streaming too. We've got so much shit ahead of us to criticize. So much art to murder and its sleep. So thanks for watching, I guess, everybody. Yeah. We'll see you for whatever comes next. Yeah, see you in the next. Absolutely. Bye. Goodbye, everyone. Bye-bye.