 I don't know about you guys, but I am SUPER PUMPED to talk about another crappy Hasbro toy getting made into a film! I guess Play-Doh's less of a toy and more a way of life. Isn't that right, Sheila? Who thought it was appropriate to bring her four-year-old child into filming today. And she's got her Play-Doh out on the craps table right now. That's fun. Yeah, mix it around with the pretzels. What a cute kid. Emily V. Gordon is penned to write the script. I believe she worked on Big Sick. And they're looking to the master himself, John M. Chu, to direct. And if you're wondering if this movie's in good hands with old John, well, let me remind you of his back catalogue of films directed. G.I. Joe, Retaliation, Step Up 2, The Streets, Now You See Me, 2? This guy really likes doing the sequels. Oh yes, and of course, everybody's favorite, Justin Bieber. Never say never. I mean, I don't know how he's gonna do with Play-Doh. He's not taking a molding from someone else. He has to craft this into his own beautiful creation. Good luck. Little is known about this film so far. I think it's probably safe to assume Chris Pratch will voice someone, and possibly Tom Holland as well. And I'm guessing Hasbro's looking at the success of Lego Movie and less so the success of Playmobil, the movie, and thinking, we need to emulate. We need to use a quasi-CG claymation-style approach, make it funny, make it a little edgy with the humor, and then we bring in the audience and profit. All that cash money. All that cash money. Remember the emoji movie? And how grand of a picture that was? Now, I'm not saying this can't be good. Lego Movie was good. In my opinion, I really enjoyed that film. Another Chris Pratt vehicle. There's always a chance. Sylvester Stallone, Daylight, quote. There's always a chance. And that goes the same for Play-Doh. You get the right team involved. Maybe not hire the guy from G.I. Joe Retaliation and step up to the streets. You get the right writer involved. You get the right cast. You could make something great here. But I just don't think that's probably going to happen. We're going to get another battleship scenario. Remember battleship, the movie? I want to know from you though. Let me know in the comments below what you think of this idea. Who knows? It could lead to a whole cinematic universe of stupid-ass things, like pickup sticks, the movie, or monkeys in a barrel, the movie. Connect four. Guess who? Crossfire. Anybody remember Crossfire? I actually like to see that movie just because the theme song would be so badass. You get caught in the crossfire. I think we're done here. Go ahead and subscribe if you haven't. If you like movie news, reviews, rants, reactions, things of that nature, I post content every single week multiple times. For your hopeful amusement. Go ahead and bust out the notification bell card and candy land your ass all the way up to that notification bell so these show up right in your feed. And hopefully, I'll see you next time. Sheila, I have a strict no kids policy in here for this very reason. I should be able to make sexually inappropriate comments towards some of the other interns without having to be judged by your crappy kid. And, yep, and now we're eating the Play-Doh. Perfect. Get out! Out!