 I'm not gonna poop in my pants. Everything I've heard about this game is incredibly good. Okay, so, guys, today we're going to play Alien Isolation. This is something that a lot of people have been asking me to play this for a long time. It's October. We're doing a little bit more variety and we're gonna play it. Third officer reporting. People talk. The other members of the crew. Kane, Lambert, Parker. Thank you, Chud Bungus for the five gifted. Thank you, man. The sense, seven months. Brack, brack, brack. Thank you for getting us up. And Captain Dallas. Our dead. Captain Dallas. Wait, dead? I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. I got Chud Bungus, too. Chud Bungus, thank you again, man. This is Ripley. Ripley's, believe it or not. Last survivor of Anastromo. Signing off. Have you watched the Alien Movies? I saw Predator. It's the same thing. Brick? OK. Hold on. Before we get going, let me order my food now before we get going. Stalling? Listen. I just don't want, listen. Listen, listen. Hey, hey. Listen. Hey, hey. Get ready to shit yourself, Pep Haleff. Already did. I'd pre-shit myself this stream. That way, I wouldn't have to actually have to make any changes after the stream started. I'm already as uncomfortable as I can be. Objective updated, find help. OK. Folder corrupted. Wait, do I have to start the game over? Tomorrow, no. Together, future. Help. I swear to God, I just saw something move. I'm just waiting for S-Fan to somehow break the game. True. Fire streams, I know. True. Stay still. OK. OK. I'm Ripley. Where'd you come from? Ripley. Off station, a ship. There's no ships here. There are now. Well, that's good news. Because things are not so good here. Something flew just now. Rocked this whole place. Something's on this station. Something you wouldn't believe. Like what? A killer. You get it? OK. What's your name? Axel. I was boarding with two colleagues. EVA. We got separated by the blast. Can you help me find them? Because you seem to know your way around. What do I mean by that? What's in it for me? A place on the ship. I need to contact my ship. Clear coms. This is your lucky day. Name it, Glorison. What can I say? My butler's on holiday. Grab what you need. This guy was about to kill me. And now we're like best friends. Let's push my butler's. What's up, boys? What's up, man? Welcome, my sweetie. I guess. Hold on. Here to the wall. What's the emergency? Someone else has been here. Everyone, stay alert. Storm, kamikaze, 16 months. What's up, dude? Anyone you don't know. Stick around while I check our stock. Open vent now. Is this kind of cell phone? Check it out. Everyone with me. Who's there? Come out, and we won't hurt you. Doesn't seem to be broken. How would you know, Einstein? If the generator had blown, there'd be smoke. Well, it's not working now. Maybe the safety got tripped. Could have been a road. Got stuck in it, set off the safety. A rat. Big fucking rat. Do that. Well, I don't know. Someone is fucking with us. Nice work, Ripley. Dude, I don't know how they didn't see me. The assholes have cut us off. We need to activate both consoles at the same time to open it. I'll do this one. You go to the one on the other side. OK. On three. One, two, three. Someone is behind you. Big son of a bitch. You bum sticking. Oh, brick. They have any loot? Check the loot. He was going to kill me. You saved my life. What does he have a capsule corp jacket on? Do you understand? Where's the exit? What are you doing? What, is that script in? Maybe we should just forget it. Yeah. What was that? Brick. Why'd you run? Because I got caught. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be looking for. Oh, wait. I have a melee? Well, I'll just beat their ass. I want to try something. OK, so I can actually kill them. Is this stupid? Is this a bad idea? Don't feel bad this bit is tricky. Did I even kill her? Rescue ships will be on their way, right? I didn't kill her. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. Is he going to kill them all? Listen, it's not about the game. It's about personal, OK? I'm pissed that they killed me earlier, so I have to get them back. Look at his head. Look at the top of his head. Look at this guy. I think they were over there. Get the gun and we'll let me. Wait, what if I'm the alien? I'm going to find you. Hey, bitch. Are there any more bad guys? Wait, what? OK, I guess there are. All the sounds coming in at the same time are so freaky, dude. No data. Wait, so now she can't contact them? It's the signs I am, just sometimes it's hard to orient. Oh, frick. What am I doing? I thought this game was a horror game, not a hentai game. Where'd he go? Collect motion tracker. Some kind of tracker. OK. It's been modified. No, no problem. Let me pass. It's me, Hughes. Don't you recognize me? Listen to me. We've got to re-establish long-range communications. You're becoming hysterical. Get back. I'm warning you. Tucked. Tucked. This is all a disaster. Shoot him. Hell. Wait, what? The robot just killed the guy? Dude, that's live footage of mods banning people. You know what's crazy is this alien's on the ship trying to kill everybody, but the alien's not even killing anybody. It's just a bunch of humans killing each other right now. Hey, hey. Wait, what the hell? There's two of them? I've nowhere to go. Wait, what? I've nowhere to go. I wasn't missing. He just used immunity. How do they say running, causing accidents? I wasn't running. Press matching move keys when the circus is active. Oh, oh, see, see, see. If any spaghetti, they give it a three months. It's Ripley. Samuels, listen to me. It's not safe here. Siegson's got this place locked tight. They're goddamn androids. They're killing people. That's impossible. It's contrary to primary synthetic programming. I've seen it, Samuels. I guess Siegson's got a different idea about synthetics. And there's something else here. A creature. It's big, and it's lethal. Ripley, slow down. A creature. It's a life form of an unknown type. Some kind of alien organism. It's extremely dangerous. You and Taylor need to make it. Ripley, Taylor is hurt. She was injured by debris during the crossing. How bad? She said the thing. I need medical supplies. We need to treat and pack the issue. And the torrents? The radio is broken. I can't contact Belay. We're on our own. Shit. OK. I'll come to you. Keep your eyes open. I'll send a transit card here. My gosh, dude. My last save was so long ago. Brick, man. OK. What do I do? He's camping. OK, back to being scared. Everybody be scared now. I'm so stupid. Please, please. Can it see me in here? Did it hear me? Did it hear me? What did I beep? I swear he's stream sniping, dude. How am I supposed to get out of here? It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up. I think that's actually a pretty good stopping point. This game is kind of nuts. This game is kind of nuts. I feel like my freaking nervous system is going nuts. Thank you guys so much for joining me. YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Reddit, Twitch, Twitter. YouTube, whatever. If it exists, it's SfanTV. Make sure to follow everything. Maybe Friday I'll finish. Friday I'll finish. Saturday, tailgate tour Houston versus SMU. And then Sunday will be a Halloween party. We're going to do the pre-party at my house. And then after that, we are going to go to Maya's Alveas, and then we're going to do a party there. Anyways guys, thank you guys so much for joining me. I will see you guys tomorrow. Bye chat, bye everybody.