 This breakdown is from a couple of weeks ago, I edited it a while ago, I forgot about it, I just found it in the project and I was like, I don't think I ever did this one. It's a weird baseball play, so we're gonna do it. It's brought to you by Keeps. Two out of three guys are gonna experience male pattern baldness by the time they're 35. I'm close to 35, so I should check out Keeps.com slash Johnboy. Keep my hair. We got Cal versus Florida State, 0-0 in the second inning, not anymore. We have a deep drive to left field over the credit union. Fox 49 sign, I meant. Home run trot, he touches second base. He keeps running. The umpire runs with him. They're running together. They're hanging out. They're having fun touches. Third base, umpire says, great job. Back to my original station, touches home plate. That's a home run. It counts. The next batter, Kishon Ogens. Is that his name? Shortstop for Cal. He steps up, has a 3-1 pitch, gets the fastball he was waiting on, pokes it to right field. That's gonna go over the sunny's barbecue sign for a home run. Now he touches second base. The umpire is all over it, staring daggers at that base and that foot. Umpire does not run with him this time. The third base ump has it, and he's staring all over it. Touches third base. That's cool. Little high five with the coach. Gonna run home and make it count. And he touches home plate. But the catcher is staring. The home umpire. Not really staring. The catcher kind of doing his job for him. And then he's gonna take his helmet off and celebrate. It's a home run. But the catcher's pointing at the umpire like, hey, you e-missed it. You didn't see it. I saw it because I was doing your job for you. I was doing all staring. So they're gonna get together, home plate umpire and his buddies. And they say, hey, I had him touch seconds. I had him touch third. And this guy says, I touched every mother up in base. And then he says, we're gonna review it. Now, I do like this. And they're just in a hallway. They're just in a hallway. Those umpires themselves, there's no third ump in their review. It's just them in the hallway watching it on TV. And there's a cameraman spying on them in the hallway like, okay, well, there's his foot there. And they're like, stop, go back a little. And okay, and there's his foot there. So here's one angle. And does the heel clip it there? Maybe, maybe if I saw just that angle, I'd say yes. That angle offers us nothing. But then we get this third angle and he does that hop. And I think he misses it. And I've talked about this in breakdowns before. I hate this rule. If you hit a homerun, it should be a homerun. Who cares about touching the base? It has nothing to do with it. I really don't understand why it was ever part of it. When I get rules or rules, but why are they rules? So they call them out. The homerun does not count. He can't believe it. Sam, I think this guy is saying, Sam, Seminole's. Sam, Seminole's. Sam, Seminole's. Is that a chant? Is that it? Is that what he's saying? Sam, Seminole's. Whoa! He shakes it off, smiles. Says that's bullshit. I had a homer, whatever. I'm out there. Gets back to shortstop. Gets his head back in the game. Later on, this game gets settled by a walkoff by Florida State in the ninth inning. They win by one run. That run would have been the difference. Brutal, brutal. Just like going bald early. It's brutal. If you don't want that to happen, go to keeps.com slash Johnboy. Keep your hair. I hate that rule. I hate that rule. I know it's easy for people to say, hey, how hard is it just to touch the base? It won't happen. And I get it. Just touch the base, for sure. Because the rule exists. But the rule in and of itself is stupid. You hit it over the fence. No one should be able to do a thing about it. You got a homerun, in my opinion.