Hate Rap #1: Calculus





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Published on May 29, 2012

This is the start of a new series I want to do called "Hate Raps" the next one is going to be about doctors. Leave any suggestions of things you hate and maybe It'll be a future episode! I also am going to be showing this to my teacher as extra credit, might film her reaction to see how that goes xD

Free Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?nyhtx0j18dx...

Check out http://youtube.com/user/bryanborge for helping me do some text effects, http://youtube.com/user/ooozetoons for doing the alien cartoon, and http://youtube.com/user/tozuproductions for the beat

Lyrics: (kinda this is what I used but I changed them as I was rapping)
2 + 2 is 4
we ain't doing that no more
I got 99 problems but calc aint one
it's about 90 of em son
that's how I start my day
I wake up at 7 A
yea, first class
not the good kind
it's a huge waste of my time

Decided to take AP
What the hell is wrong with me
And I took BC
dear brain, I'm sorry
manI wanna quit
wondering when I'll ever need this shit
cause whatever man I can't do it

this is so queer
everything is unclear
I'm not asian
sitting here hoping for an alien invasian
to take over the nation
so I can be free
running through the halls yelling finally

always got hw
man my teachers a jerk
tells me to start thinking
I rather start drinking
and when it's all over
another 17 years sober

(chorus) Small part after chorus
I'm so hood like stand and deliver
I don't drink, cause I respect my liver
Got a test today I didn't study at all
Now you know that my grade is gonna fall
It's gonna plummet like I fell of the summit

I'm normally good at math
til I found the area under the curve and cut it in half
you know l'hopital could be hard as hell
hurting my brain
it's got me going insane

I got a 100 on one test
it was open book
but I still had to take look
at the answers on her desk

used over a thousand sheets of paper
feel like I went over to a tree and raped her
all day and all night
what was I talking about again, o yeah calc that's right

when you have an integral and you put in a U
you gotta change the interval
ah it's so stressful
out comes another pimple
why can't it be simple
(well some is, a very very little)

had to revolve around y
it made me cry
I understand why some people want to die
it's all because of calculus

we got a situation
when you add in punctuation
to every equation

looking at all these numbers
but all I see is colors
don't know what to do
she lost me after step 2
*sigh* oh lord
I'm so bored (wanna grab a sword
Or wrap this cord around my) *choking noises*

doing review
what else is new
got a massive headache
don't know how much more I can take! *cue chorus*

A theta this and a theta that
Frankly I couldn't give a crap
A month ago I was about
To be smart and drop out
But my teacher knew what I was thinking and started to shout
I sat back down in my seat
Had no choice but to retreat
Man I wish I could cut
But my teacher's a nut
Leaving marks of a ruler on my butt
Expenential growth
Man this stuffs no joke
The only growth I know
Is the one on my toe
Tryna do the lagrange
But I don't get it cause it look so strange

Working off my ass
And I can barely pass
Need to find the natural log
Imma look in my bathroom
Gotta make a joke
Or I won't make it through without a stroke
Doing scatter plots
But all I see is dots
Riemann's Sum
Can't do it, I'm too dumb
Sit in the back and suck my thumb
Taylor and Maclaurin you know they got me snoring, can't concentrate it's just too boring

I've had enough, I give up
I can't do this stuff

Here are some extra lyrics that didn't make it:
I remember when pi
used to be a friendly guy
but now he just gets in the way of my

you thought algebra was hard
well that's easy
this makes it look like abc

Luckily I can correct my tests
Its just too bad I don't know the rest

Wtf no calculator
I'll see you later

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