Simpsons - Internet King - Comic Book Guy - Captain Janeway

Classic clip from the Simpsons where Comic Book Guy is downloading internet porn and requests Homer's help.

Script:

COMIC BOOK GUY
Oh, Captain Janeway... Lace - the final brassiere!

The downloading is excruciating slow.

COMIC BOOK GUY
Hurry up! I'm a busy man.

Comic Book Guy slurps his soda for quite a while.

COMIC BOOK GUY
Ugh, this high-speed modem is intolerably slow!

Once the picture is about to reveal naked cleavage, Homer's "Internet King" ad pops up, covering the saucy parts.

COMIC BOOK GUY
Hey! What the-- the Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.

The Comic Book Guy sits in Homer's "office".

HOMER
Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?

COMIC BOOK GUY
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?

Homer stares at Comic Book Guy blankly in silence.

HOMER
Can I have some money now?

• Category

  • Comedy

• License

  • Standard YouTube License