 what the Easter Bunny would look like in real life. By our calculations, the Easter Bunny would need to deliver 697 million eggs to over 69 million children in just the United States alone. So there's just no way hopping is going to cut it. Our Bunny would need to be able to run up to 35 miles an hour for miles and miles at a time, like this guy. It would also have crazy good eyesight and navigation ability, so it could hide the eggs at each house in record time. And seeing as Easter eggs are pretty much just chicken eggs in fun colors, the Easter Bunny would only have two weeks to deliver them all before they go bad. And if you're thinking, damn, that's a lot of work for one Bunny, you're right. There would have to be at least 6,300 of them. Also, I hate to break it to you, but bunnies can't lay eggs. But if Easter bunnies could, they'd each have to lay over a hundred thousand of them, like this crab. So yeah, your Easter Bunny would look less like this and a lot more like this.