 back in 1476 it was one of the greatest days in history a day that would be marked down in our history books for eternity young Give me a Jefferson die rolled out on his big horse imagine a horse and he Unbeknownst to him is that a word? unbeknownst ununbeknownst Unrunda he was about to revolutionize the fashion industry as a whole because before then 1496 or whatever number I said there was no color. It was like the Wizard of Oz Everything black and white dull great boring the great depression was right around the corner. He revolutionized it by making tie die Okay, so today to honor him because it is national tie-dye day We are going to be making tie-dye now you might be thinking to yourself. You've done this before you did this on a Markiplier makes a while back. You probably did this on I'm out of ideas. Okay. I haven't done it on my channel Go fuck we've got so many colors here today, and we've got so many garments for me to tie die Let's get to it. Shall we cue the intro? I don't know what the intro is I watched a brief Tutorial video on how to do tie-dye. Do I remember any of the video? No, am I gonna watch it again? No, because the human what is it the human experience without a little bit of pizzazz a little bit of improv a little bit of Yes, and huh? We don't zip-zap-zap enough these days. We're gonna start off with some socks They're white everything here is white because they didn't have Color back then and the tie-dye was the first time that there was color So what we're gonna do first I've never tie-died socks before so we're gonna try something with both of these with this one We're just gonna roll it up like a fat J. Okay So we're gonna put this in like this we're gonna wrap it up a little bit like this It's very basic very basic. I want you to calm down a little bit. Okay, but this one We're gonna try a little bit of a twirl. We're gonna take it Oh, and we can make little sections to make little sections. Isn't that nice? All right? Well now we I think we just kind of get to it Did you watch the tutorial? I watched it, but that doesn't mean that I Processed any of the information state I goes on first after so I should just dump this in them in the small bottle Two tablespoons One table to two spades, but I'm gonna do a little bit of this little bit of green emerald a little bit of tan bronze so You didn't silence your phone before coming on set today Unbelievable unbelievable one table tunes to stable spoons and one tablespoon to table spoon I'm going to inject the innards of this much like Basting a turkey, but reverse just going to surgically insert the tip Now this is going to be a basic dye We're really gonna see it on the inside not as much on the outside this one I'm gonna be a little bit more precise. I'm gonna dye some of the quadrants here anybody at anybody at home Been tying who up tying they die right now. I think that this color combo Is gonna look real nice next two colors going to do a little bit of red. Oh, baby Oh Baby, this is gonna be sick and then we're gonna do this neon green We're up around there. Should I do all of the colors or just these two? I'm gonna just do these two just for now. Oh Baby, this looks like Shrek's piss. This is gonna be good now time for a little bit of red Oh, yeah, it's gonna be fucking sick I want a splattering and then we go back with a little more splatter. Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna take a little bit of this and come through here as well This is gonna be sick dude. You should have seen Columbus's face when he saw the tie-dye for the first time He almost had a fucking He was Hard as a rock on the steep take we have to wrap these in plastic wrap the plastic wrap goes in the microwave How long does it go in the microwave for? Two minutes. It's gonna melt the shit out of this. How would this not melt in the microwave? I don't Think this is a good idea to put plastic wrap in the microwave. It says microwave safe Okay, weird. I would not think that this can go in the microwave I'm going to put these in the microwave and maybe damage my whole life Find out. Okay. Socks are in shirt is in closing the microwave two minutes This does not seem okay. How could they make it microwave shape? There's no way it's safe Oh, so you just killed that fly and left it on the ground for me to pick up later for spencer to eat And get a disease. What if he got malaria or diarrhea? Somehow it didn't melt in the microwave Which is very surprising. Look at all this steam. I don't know if you can see it in camera Whoa out. It's really hot. Do a little bit of a rinse Oh, yeah Perfect. It's so hot out here. Now we have a piece de resistance We have a whole canadian tuxedo quite jeans and I have a white denim jacket This is going to be sick. But how do I want to do it? What if instead of crumpling? We do a little fold. I think this could be interesting also could not be But it might be look at this man Put this on top of a cowboy's casket. I think I'm doing stripes. Yeah Yeah We're doing an outline of green. Oh Yeah This will be good. Now we're gonna do the opposite where we're gonna do stripes Along here and then we're gonna do red On top and along the seam I'm just going to look like a bloody asshole. We do have to get a little bit of the innards So what are we gonna do do we though? I'm just gonna spritz and pray we're spritzing And we're praying it's gonna be good You have to believe in the craft and believe in God because they're all things and him it's possible or something This is a travesty. Wait a second It's fine good All ready to go. Is there any way That I could fold this No, I don't want to do this world. I'm gonna do something new something brash. What if I wrap Along oh, yeah Oh, yeah, no one's gonna know What this even is going to look like One singular line one singular line one singular line and one Singular line. I'm going to do a move right now That jocelyn's not going to approve of but that's fine because not everyone needs to approve Of what you make with art. You just have to go at your own pace You need to do What's right for you and sometimes what's right for you is also right for the world It's right for science for your family. I'm a visionary. I'm a prince of creativity this is going To revolutionize the tie-dye industry. This won't even be classified as tie-dye. This will be something completely new The baby is swaddled And it is ready to be baked We have all of our children that we will now bake in the oven at 355 degrees for 45 to 50 hours And once they're done marinating, we'll give them a little bit of a bath a soak a squeeze ready for a little bit of magic That's going to take me days to do but for you It'll be a matter of seconds Hey How's it going? Listen a tree fell down in my yard and so people are here taking care of it So now we're doing this part of the video in here on the runway. You can't step in front of the light Just one new shadow is going to be on my back So why don't I give you A little tour of the magic Huh Now this Now this is something look at this decked out from head to toe Infinite possibilities infinite Ass now I forgot one item nay two item being the socks that came out Really bad these look It's terrible. They look so bad but the other being the final secret Object look at you spence Look at you. Look at you and look at me matching tie-dye boys matching tie-dye boys Wow, this was a magical experience. I'm so glad that me and my son have Have matching clothes together. I think the shirt is the best one of the bunch for sure the jacket is Pretty ugly. It's pretty I wouldn't wear it the pants also I wouldn't wear wouldn't wear them at all Sorry, the shirt is pretty good the shirt. I would wear the socks are the worst of the bunch For sure. I actually won't be wearing any of these at all, but Some of you at home may be wearing some of these. Okay, so How would you like to get one of these items? You're asking yourself. Well, I have a documentary about my tour. That's coming out very very soon. It's on sale You can get tickets for it now It's going to be premiering on moment on Going to be very fun. So all you all you have to do is uh You just have to tweet me using hashtag Using hashtag And saying which item of clothing you want either the shirt the pants the jacket or the socks and then Jocelyn's going to tie-dye two pairs of sweatpants one size is this shirt Medium this is a medium jacket. These are pants that are 32 inch waist I think or a 30 or something I don't know and then the socks or socks and then the sweatpants sizes are too small All you have to do is use that hashtag tweet me a photo showing that you got tickets for the dock Yeah, so anyway, hope you like this, you know, they all say hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave And that's uh What's happening now? Keep it on me as I walk away and this will be the end card. Thanks for watching everyone Hope you'll have a great day. Can't wait for you to see the dock. It's going to be very exciting I don't know if the trailer is already out probably is trailer must be out by now Um, but gee whiz can't wait for you to see it. It's going to be really cool. It's going to be really fun um And there's most likely going to be a physical premiere here in Los Angeles So keep your eyes peeled for that anyway