 All right. It's about that time. Yo, Wiz, bring it down, baby. Hey, man, y'all give it up for my DJ one time, man. Hey, yo, give it up for yourself, though, Wiz. Go ahead, put on that hand. Come on now. AKA DJ, I am somebody. Okay. All right now. Yo, you had an excellent show today, man. You know, I am in love with these girls right here that's on the show today. You know, I had said to myself that I wasn't going to bring them on until I came correct. And if I ever won the lottery, now, I'd have to make sure they was in my top 20 of women that I would have inside of my life to be in a relationship with because they qualify. Do you hear me? Because you can't eat just one. They got one of the most poppiness podcasts inside the world. I watched every episode from one to done. They are intelligent. They are creative. They are provocative. They are thought provoking. And, you know, they just have a different take on life, period and whatnot. There's so... What's the word I'm looking for? Convincing. You know, because it takes a lot for me to be able to come out in my pocket. But, you know, I know how I fall for their shit. Without further ado, Kiki, are you with me and funky cold Medina? The Cocktails Podcast. Man, give it up for them one more time, man. They are in the house. Introduction. Yeah, lots of them. I'm working on my intro thing and whatnot, man. You know, some of the people that I think really do it well, Sway. He does it well. Nick Cannon. Oh, he's amazing. Is somebody else who does it well? Who else does amazing intros? Oprah does amazing introductions. She does. Yeah. When she's doing live interviews, she's pretty cool with it. She definitely, definitely does. I'm talking about, like, off top, too, where you just, like, you know, I think she just said that shit, like, right now. I need to know more about this top 20 females that you want to have on your list, because what are the qualifications? I was hoping that you were going to ask me that. And how much money are you having with 20 women? I was hoping you were going to ask me that. Yeah. Yeah. Minimum. Mm-hmm. Minimum was a hundred million. OK. OK. That's minimum. Mm-hmm. A maximum was five hundred. You know, I, because I definitely want to impregnate all of y'all. Oh, OK. Now, we might have to take me off the list. I hear you talking, but I'm pretty sure you're going to get pregnant by a nigga that ain't got one million. Dang, that was a little shit. I'm positive. That's going to happen. We're going to, we're going to bring you back. When you, we're going to bring you back when you talk about that baby bump. And see what it's going to be. Excuse me. I'm sorry about that. That's your baby. That's your baby girl, baby. That's number one. Hey, y'all check the dough. Y'all check the dough. Yes, but I think somebody might be at the door. Um, yeah, um, yeah, I would say about like, you know, maybe 500, just maximum and whatnot. Why is there a cap? Why is it we're going to be trying to really get your money? Nah, I'm putting myself in Nick Cannon place because I like what he's doing right now. Do you? I love it. I tell him all the time. I tell him all the time when we don't set you wild and out. And what now? I was like, bro, if I had it like that, I'd be doing the same goddamn thing. Keep going. That just. Why do you like it? Keep going. Go, Nick. Go, Nick. Stop, Nick. Stop, Nick. Stop, Nick. Stop, Nick. It's your birthday. Hey, it's your birthday because you got it. You got it like that. It's somebody's birthday and the Cannon crew. Well, let me ask you this, because y'all, you, you. OK, you don't, y'all don't like it. No, no. I mean, I wouldn't want that for me. You don't want it for you. For me. But if the girls and him and everybody involved is cool, then it's cool. They cool? I don't know. You got to do what you got to do. You have to live your life for yourself. Yeah. But I couldn't be in that life. I don't know if I like it or not. I think about the babies and it's like, how are you about to raise all these children? Yeah, you got the money, but you do not have that much time. There's only one of you. So somebody's little baby gonna be not seeing him enough. OK, let's take a deep dive with Medina and Kiki real quick. So how much is y'all dad is in y'all life right now? My dad is fully present in my life. Fully present? Yes. And how many kids he got outside of you? He has four? Outside of you? Outside of me. Outside of you? And you feel? Four. Definitely. Like he's been there 100%. You don't even notice the difference. For me, no. My dad is still in my life. He's out. It was different. There was different time periods. There's a huge gap in between the ages. So his oldest son is probably almost 50. So there's a huge gap in between. So when he was raising us, I didn't see a difference, but I'm sure they did. OK, all right. Somebody's gonna get the short end of the stick. That's what I'm saying. But are you the youngest? I'm the youngest. You're the youngest. So you got the long end of the stick. Yes. OK, and then you feel like it was good for you. So you really shouldn't have any judgment on this. I shouldn't, but I got to because we talking on a podcast. Because you know what? I think that you're coming from a place of, you know, you keep putting yourself as if it was you. Because I'm hearing some things that we were talking about off camera where you were saying, it's a hotel. Make sure you tell my boyfriend that he need to do this and he need to do that. You have an entitlement thing going on. You had said something else. Are you a therapist? Yeah, 100%. 100%. But wanting a kid to have time with their daddy, that's not entitlement. That should be like standard. Well, I ain't never had time with my daddy. And I'm, I feel great. I'm cool with that. I didn't have a lot of time with my dad. It's not because he had a bunch of kids. And you turned out amazing. Yeah, but I wouldn't want that. You wouldn't want that. How do you feel like it's affected you? A dad, just not my actual dad. So since I did have somebody there, I think it helped. And it's nice to have that love. Okay, let me ask this. And I just wouldn't want, if I could avoid it, I wouldn't want to give my kid the short end of the stick. Let me ask you this. I ain't trying to handle kids. The dad that you have, that's not actually your biological father. How is he with you? Great. He's amazing. We're still close to this day. Now imagine your daddy was all the way in your life. Now you will be taking this guy for granted. I don't think so. I mean, it's not that my dad, we just didn't spend a lot of time together because we didn't live in the same place. But I don't think I would take him for granted. I would just be like, oh, I got two of them. The more the merrier. So do you feel like the reason why your dad wasn't all the way there is, it's only because you guys stayed in different places? No, he probably just didn't know what to do with kids. I mean, to be perfectly honest. I can't do these things. Some people, honestly, they're just not kid people. Yeah. You might not want to hang out with a little five-year-old girl all the time, but you can call me and check on me and send me to your family and we spend time with them. So at least you know my people and I'm gonna see you, but yeah. Nick does. He actually makes efforts to go see all of these kids. Like, you know how Santa Claus go all over the world? Santa Claus is not real. Yay. Ooh. Everybody. Adults. I want whatever you want. I feel sorry for you. Yeah, what's in that cup? I feel sorry for you. As a matter of fact, give them some what's inside this cup. Yo, Chrissy, can you hook them up? I also think talking about the Nick Cannon thing, I think it's really important for people to think about, when you have a child with somebody, that's like their first form of a relationship. Like your mom and your connection with your mom and your connection with your dad. That's like your first love really. And so if there are things that are lacking or that are missing, that is going to affect a child as they get into their adult life and in their romantic relationships when they get into them. It is, like you can't escape that. That's something that I've learned as I'm growing and learning about like things that happen in my childhood that come up in my relationship. And so I think it's important for people, like yeah, he comes and he'll see them, but you're not living with them. And there's some positives and there's some negatives. And so it's like, how are they gonna be affected when they start dating? They're gonna be monsters for somebody. I'm just playing, but they could be. One of them is going to. Maybe three of them. It sounds like you're projecting with this. No, I'm just an outsider looking in. Nothing's perfect. Even if you, like Kiki said, even if you have your parents and both of your parents in your life, it doesn't mean you're gonna turn out to be this amazing adult. You're gonna have some issues, whether you have them or not. But I think that the goal here is to know your parents. And I think as a parent, you should just always want to give your kid the absolute best chance, whatever you can do to do that. So not that he's not gonna try that with the circumstances that are, because even if he had 10, 11, how many kids does he have right now? 20? I don't know. If they were, if he had them with one person and they're all in a home together, that's too many goddamn kids in this day and age. You don't have a farm. So there's no reason to have, I mean, I don't think that's a lot of kids. Somebody's gonna get it. Cause I don't even tell my mama. She has four kids. And I'm like, sometimes can we just hang out? She's still at our big grown ages. Wants everybody to be together. You be wanting that one-on-one time. Like maybe I need to vent about one of these people in the backseat and you keep inviting them. Or somebody's not 21 yet. I wanted to go get drunk, all of us that are actually grown. I understand that. I totally get that. I mean, it's just, but what about, what about mom? What about what she won't? I think the mamas want money. And that's okay. I'm not here to judge you. I think the mamas are in it for money if you had a choice. Mama's won't convince. They won't convince stability, security, and whatnot. And why not go for a simpler life? You know, and if Nick is offering it, yo, it makes too much sense to be in it. At what point are you thinking about babies? Like, I don't like the betterment of your children. And I think that's what's happening around. Everybody's so concerned about money. I'm not saying that it's not important because it is. It's rent high. Yeah, rent is high. Y'all talk about it all the time. Y'all talk about money on your podcast all the time. Yeah, we do. I love money. I love money too, but I think people get so focused on that and act like that's the only thing that's important and you're forgetting. Yeah, your kids are gonna have this great upbringing. As far as money, they probably won't have to stress about going to school. They probably won't have to get nine to five. Like, they're gonna be okay financial-wise. But are we talking about other things that are important also? Like what? Emotions. Their character, being able to support them in different hobbies. You can pay for emotions. You can pay for character. That's crazy that you said that out loud. I said it out loud. You definitely can. Do you have a girlfriend or a wife? No, no, I had a wife one time. Okay. What happened? Yeah, what happened? I got a trick and a treat. Yeah, we had divorced on Halloween. Right. Y'all get me. I don't know, Valentine's Day. I think that they're just more important things than money. And again, I'm not saying that's not important, but it is important to just know how someone's gonna treat you and make sure that you're valuing those things as well. Like it's not just like they're gonna have all this money so they're good. No. Now I will say this. I was just sitting here thinking about it cause I had a flashback to seeing the brat talking about her. That's true about my baby daddy. Yeah, but the whole, like you had to go to a sperm donor and get somebody. So if I was still a single woman and I got hit in the head and decided I do want kids now but I didn't have anybody to have those kids with and Nick was like, I want another one. Now that I would do because that's gonna be a cheaper route. And I'm like, yeah, that would be better if I was already gonna be a single mom. And listen, they don't even want the baby daddy in life. They got a straight up sperm donor. They raising the kid themselves. Can they date other people? Sit again. Can they date other people? Yeah, if they want to, yeah. They have a relationship like that. Do your thing. I think everybody should do what they wanna do, but it works for them. Yeah, and that's fine. It just would work for us. I need too much attention. I know I would have an attitude. I can tell, I get entitlement all day for it. Entitlement or attention seeker. Entitlement. If you wanna fuck with Medina, it's all about her. I am honored that you think it's about me. I'll take it. Yeah, it ain't nothing wrong with that. It's nothing wrong with that at all. Kiki, do you share the same sentiment? About what? You have to be all about me? No. No? So you can definitely be in a polyamorous polyamory. Now whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Slow down. Too much chip on my dick? Yeah, too the horn, yeah. A poly relationship, no. But too much attention, it annoys me. I start breaking out in hives. I need a little bit of space sometimes. I like attention. I need some space. Maybe more than the average person. Your presence might just start pissing me off and then it's like I got an attitude and it's like why do I have an attitude? I can't say because you're breathing in my face but that's really what it is. So I like a little bit more space. So... Live next door to me more space or have a room. We can stay in the same house but we, I couldn't imagine living in an apartment with another person unless it was like a huge apartment. Like we need at least 3,000 square feet. If it's an apartment. I need you to be able to go far away. Now if it's a house I can handle as we can go outside or something, you know it's more space but go to your man cave or whatever you got and leave me alone, get out of the kitchen. Food's not ready yet. Give me some space. And don't come in here and lifting up my pot. Yeah, I just, I'm already getting irritated thinking about it. Let me sip my drink. Yeah, it's just like you just think about somebody like you just looking at me breathing like oh my gosh. You don't have nothing to do? That's how I be feeling. And you the opposite of that Modena, right? Like yeah, I am. I like you to be all up under me. Yeah, you're loving each other's skin. Yeah, where are you going? Where are you at? Let me know you get there. I love you. I love you too. Give me the biggest misconceptions about you all. I think the biggest misconception about me is that the clips that go viral where I'm always talking about like something crazy with sex or booty holes. I love those clips by the way. I love them too, but there's so many people that get so angry about it. And it's like you need to keep some stuff to yourself. And I'm like I do keep a lot to myself, but I'm also, I think if there's a humorous story that can be shared, I'm sharing it. I don't really get embarrassed. I love all of your booty hole stories. I agree. I agree a lot about your booty hole stories. I just hope my mama don't be seeing the booty hole story clip. Your mama got booty hole stories. They're probably floating around on Facebook. 100% yes. You gotta get it from your mama. My mother is very prude. So I might. Around you. Your mama don't want to fuck you. No, my mother is very, even when my dad talks about it. It's like even her siblings almost has a twin sister and her twin sister is the wild one. Very wild. And my mom was like. What's wild? What's wild to your mom? Drink, if you drink alcohol, if you do drugs, if you're having sex with a lot of people at the same time, if you stay up late, my mom is very prude. Like stay up late. She's just like, why are y'all staying up till late, it's time to go to bed? Like she's very prude. She doesn't cuss, she'll say oh sugar instead of oh shit. Oh fudge instead of oh fuck. Like she is a very prude woman and. I envy you. You do? You got a wild mama? My mama did not talk like that. Yes, it was completely different. Mine too. My mama cussed. Yes, she was very vulgar, very traumatic. Conversation, all of that. My mama doesn't say cuss words. And I even like go back into her past, ask her siblings, ask old friends, like what was she like? And they're like, your mom really was like this. She didn't drink, she didn't smoke, she didn't, she wasn't having a lot of sex. I'm like, I don't, where did I get it from? My dad, I don't know, many of your dad. Had to come from my daddy. Had to. Wow. Here's to him. Wow. Cause he made a real one. How about your mom, Kiki? Well, this apple didn't fall too far from the tree. My mom has lived a good life and she has shared some wild stories. We did an episode in 2020, it was virtual, but we did a episode together, my mom. And so she's at home. We're on the thing on Zoom doing the interviews 2020 style. How candid was this? It was too candid. And then I put my drink down and she kept like putting the bottle of rum that she was drinking in the camera, telling everybody to get it. Then she hopped up out of her seat, went to the closet, pulled out a carry on. I'm like, why are you showing me your luggage? This woman pulled out all of her sex toys. And then the next day she called me like, oh my God, I can't believe that. I said, don't worry, I'm gonna cut that part and put it on Patreon. But we keep in this episode, it was golden. It was wild. It was. And so my mom, she cusses and she'll cuss anybody out any day, it doesn't matter. She still does. And she said that she was really wild cause her parents were strict when she was younger. So she wasn't super strict with us cause she said, I see what happens here. But she's a lot more fun. She keeps up with the time. She thinks she's young sometimes. Not inappropriately young, but young. I tell my brother that all the time when it comes to his kids, man, you know, man, if your son wanna grow his hat, let him grow his hat. You know, let him get his ears pierced, let him do, that's all cool shit. I don't have a little freedom. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Cause we know how we was when we were younger, you know? Were you bad? I have a feeling you were bad. It depends on what you think bad was, you know? Disobeying whatever rules were given to you. Nah, I wasn't really like that. I was like, for instance, my aspirations was always, I always wanted to be a star. Were you a class clown? Always, yes. I was a class clown to the point where my brother wasn't, I didn't know my brother was a class clown until I dropped out of school and he ended up getting voted class clown. Oh, but you were the one. He was living my life. Oh, to pass the tort. That's how much of a class clown I was. Like, how the fuck you get it? Who are you, nigga? I used to like the class clowns in high school. Me too. I can tell, that seemed like y'all make up. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, that definitely seemed like y'all make up. Yeah, so we all, what y'all, where y'all y'all from? So we actually met in high school in Texas. Originally, I'm from Louisiana and then I moved to Texas later. I was born in North Carolina, but I'm from Texas because that's where I was raised and went to all the schools, elementary, junior high, high school, so I'm from Texas. Arlington, Texas, to be exact. Arlington. At count. Okay. I can imagine that. You with a cowboy hat on. I love a good cowboy hat. All right, horses. You do all that. I do all that. That's my favorite thing to do. I didn't get a cowboy hat until last year when we did that photo shoot. I don't think I've ever had one. Really? Yeah, the cowgirl stuff was never really my thing. But my mama loves it. She goes to the rodeos now, talking about how fine the men are. They do be fine. I love a black cowboy. You ever been with a black cowboy? I haven't. No? No, because they just be too far. They be in the country. I'm not coming out here every, they don't want to get dressed. I would imagine they smell like outside. Yeah, because they be working hard. But they got nice bodies. That makes sense. I can see how that could throw you off a little bit. Yeah. Okay, so you're meeting in high school and how do you know that you want to work together? That came later, because we were friends. And it took a long time. I didn't come here. She moved here for college. I went to D.C. I came back later. And so when I went to school out there, I went to school for radio. So... With aspirations to be who? I wanted to be a personality. I wanted to do radio and TV. And so when I moved here, I was trying to continue down that path. And it just wasn't, it wasn't working out like I wanted to. And then I started seeing how much people were getting paid. And then I was like, ooh, nothing has changed. Like, God damn. So, and then I also felt like people weren't giving me opportunities and I wanted it. So I've always been like, if somebody's not giving you an opportunity, make one. And so that's what I did. And so I tried a whole bunch of different ideas. And then this is the one that stuck. And then played around with different people doing it with. And then when Medina moved back, because she went back to Texas and some other places, when she moved back to Atlanta, I was like, will you please do the show? And we had, at that point, I had another co-host. I was like, she probably not gonna last. Just come on. And when she was gone, that was it. Because Kiki and I, we were in school. We would always call each other in college and like share stories with each other. Like sex stories. I remember when I was leaving. Even in high school. Even in high school. Like, but when I was leaving to go to Clark Atlanta, my last day. I knew you went to Clark. Yeah. Everybody moves to Atlanta to go to Clark. Yeah, DJ Wiz went to Clark. Okay. Yeah, he went to Clark. So I remember my brother and my mom, they sat me down in the food court of the mall. At the parks mall. And they were like, we just wanna have like a responsible conversation with you. I'm your big brother, this is mom. And like when you get to college and you're now about to like enter adulthood away from the family, you're probably about to have the most sex of your life. I was not expecting this conversation. It was me, my brother and my mom. And they were like, we just want you to be aware of STDs. We want you to make sure you're protecting yourself. We want you to just make- What year is this? This had to be the end of our show then. Yeah, why are you trying to do all this math? Oh yeah, what? Oh, I was trying to see if this was AIDS Atlanta. Oh. Like, yeah. It was like 07, the end of 07. Got you. What was AIDS Atlanta? Oh, oh, I'm the, like freak Nick time round. I didn't do that. Do I look old? I thought I put my pants on wrong. We're not getting both of them. I don't listen. I'm not listening. I don't know how old y'all is because I'm just going by y'all conversation. Oh, okay. Like, sometimes you guys, conversation, you could be anywhere from 24 to 37. I'll take a good 28. Okay. That's my fake age. Yeah, and I hope that's what you're talking about. That was flattering and everything. But yeah, it's just the way you, you're very mature. Thank you. I'll take that. It feels so great hearing all these compliments. After we read the comments, we're always like, dang, I need to take a week off of social media. Well, I mean, that's what you was expecting though, right? I wasn't sure. I didn't know what, I mean, you've always been nice. So I was hoping, but I didn't know we would have such a flood of compliments. I love it here. Yeah, I'm a nice guy. What's your gentleman? Do you open doors for women? Like all the doors? Say it again, man. Do you open doors for women? No, I get Chrissy to do that. I got glaucoma. Oh. Yeah, Chrissy opened the door for us. As a matter of fact, Chrissy, can I get another drink? You say, I got glaucoma. No, I'm gonna do that. Okay. You get help, man, with my attractive friend, Chrissy. Yeah. Do you drive? No. Okay. I get driven. I'm gonna catch a ride. You know what? I want to be driven around a lot. I don't like to drive. You can. You can. You in a relationship, right? No. You're not. So you're single. No, who said that? I thought that's what, okay. I thought her story was your story, too. No. Mm-mm. We got two. Oh, you don't wanna be in a relationship. I did not say that either. I'm open. My options are open. I'm not in a relationship. You haven't found what you were, you okay? Right. Now, sometimes I do feel like, ooh, do I really want a relationship? Cause all the stuff I said about people breathing and being around me, so like I'm gonna have to. Sometimes you want to be breathed on. Yeah, sometimes. Mm-hmm. Okay. And sometimes I want a little help. Got you. Like just, with anything. Not like just money help, but just help with stuff. Mm-hmm. Like I ain't washed my car in like a year. Ooh. Ain't nothing wrong with that. I hate the car wise. I hate everything car related. Everything. I don't want to put gas in there and I get mad every time I go to the gas station. But I don't like to drive, so it's not that often. I probably go to the gas station once I'm like, I hate it. Cause I'm pretty sure guys is always on your ass. Going to the gas station as a woman. Yeah. It's like a war zone. I, I'm the same way. I wait till the last minute to go to the gas station. A while. Cause it's like you get to the, it don't matter if you looking rough or you looking beautiful. Somebody is gonna bother you. Do you really think niggas give a fuck about how you look period? I don't know why y'all think niggas care about that shit. I don't. I've seen that. Y'all get dressed for each other. But I want you to care. Not us. I want you to care too, cause it's expensive. Yeah, I know. We don't want to pay for that shit. Hey, look, we will fuck you inside some guy with the shit I got on. That's a lie. Yes, we will. You've only done it for so long. Yes, we will. You've only done it for so long. I mean, I don't fuck somebody in a hoodie before, so I believe it. Let me ask you, what your man work at? I need to know this. Me? Yes, I need to know. I need to know why you like this nigga like that. Why is you hand, why are you letting him be, why are you allowing yourself to be handcuffed like this? I know. Cause you sound like sprunged in a motherfucker, boy. I'm so sprung in summer. But you know what, I'm stressed because summer is approaching and I'm used to being outside. Okay. Outside. I'm talking about brushing standing on tables and driving the boat. Okay. And this is gonna be a different summer. I have to be well behaved. You guys still got a branch. You guys can just go together. No, but she doesn't like being alone though. I don't. And I don't think the girls are gonna invite me anymore cause I talk about my boyfriend too much. But he's- Is your man a stream of income? No, I wouldn't. Like for me? For you, yeah. No, cause the more that I do therapy I'm learning that's not healthy to just date people for what they have. Of course. Hello. That's not okay. Hello. Yeah. That's not okay. So this go around. You know that's a form of mental illness to be going out on dates with niggas you don't like. Well, it's mental illness and brokenness. Yeah, and brokenness too. Desperate times are for desperate measurements. Yeah. Hey, man, I've tried to date a chick just for this. Like, you know what I'm saying? Call myself trying to get some pussy and whatnot. And it's not worth it. It's not worth it for the stupid ass conversation to pretend like I want to hit his nothing ass. Conversation. Shit, you cold, dear to your heart. But women are deterred. We can do it better. Like we will go on a trip. No, you won't. Yeah. What? I wish I would fly a motherfucker out that ain't fucked me and Decatur yet. Well, it happens. Yeah, I heard. There are cars being bought. There are rents being paid. This shit is crazy. There are rents being funded. And you paying for my girlfriends. Do you ain't that crazy? It's nothing. Listen, once again, this is why I watch our show. Because we'd be talking crazy. Y'all done put me up on a bunch of games, like, oh, that's what they've been doing to me. Oh, we sweet. This motherfucker. Oh, shit, man, this motherfucker. Lucky we ain't talking no more. I beat this bitch up, bruh. One thing that we talk about a lot is the food nigga. And a lot of men don't know that this is our business. Yes, I was the food nigga. Didn't I just talk about the food nigga? Didn't I just talk about the food nigga last time? Yes. Like, you don't want to be the food nigga. Why? It's a privilege to be the food nigga. That's why, because somebody had commented, they were like, dang, like, that's a foolish man if he's the food nigga. And you're actually doing, like, you're walking in your purpose. You're feeding women that are hungry. And you've got to eat three times a day. And so does she. You're opening up their lifestyle to five-star restaurants, bro, the food nigga. And who want to eat alone? Look, I still have conversation. Be a food nigga and change the world today because somebody's hungry. We trying new foods that we never had before. Experiences. That's what it's about. The food, it's a privilege to be the food nigga. Stand up, young man. Because that's the first person that you don't like, that you will say yes to. Yeah. So you at the top of the list. And then you start having a good time because you're like, look. Is he cute? Or is it the tequila? I don't know. Let me ask you this. How many times do a nigga got to be the food nigga before you give him some pussy? Oh, no, that's your role. Now, if you're the food nigga, that's all we do. You're not even coming upstairs. Everybody has a job. Hey, Chrissy, how you feel about this? Chrissy. Are we wrong? Hey, Chrissy, and I want you to be honest because I know you got some food niggas in your phone. I don't because I am taken at the moment. But you miss them food niggas, don't you? I miss my food niggas. I miss the food niggas. Every Saturday, every Sunday, even Monday, Wednesday, Friday. I'm like, don't get me in trouble. I don't believe in myself. Chrissy's saying it's safe right now. I'm going to be bothered. Sometimes they're fun. Sometimes they're fun all the time. I love a food nigga. They know their place. They don't even try to fuck. Well, I haven't had that experience. Whiz, whiz, what you at with this? They're just more patient. I don't give them the opportunity. I'm trying to be the sperm nigga. Like, we don't fuck. Well, we don't need any of that. I'm trying to be the sperm in your mouth, nigga. Whiz, how you feel about this? That's why I don't. That's going to take more than a meal for that. I got no friends. No comment. What's up, Lili? Everybody is interested in a relationship? Maybe it'll soak into me. What I asked was in a relationship. OK, before. Y'all love these niggas, too. I'm going to talk about my food niggas. I miss y'all. If you see this clip, I do miss y'all. She just said she was in a relationship. That relationship's got them spooked up in there. Man, like, we're not talking about shit. I'm keeping this one. This is a wine. Oh, wow. Congratulations to you guys. Oh, wow. I was in the club one day. Yeah, I refuse to be that nigga again. That's not cool. And you get two times tops, or after two times. After two meals. Two meals, if some shit ain't all the way popped off. And I'm feeling on your booty, and we tongue-kissing the first date. If the shit ain't, like, if some serious ass affection ain't popping off on the first date, it's not a second date. That is why I love the behavior. How much talking are you doing on these dates? I'm doing a lot of talking, like, so shit. You like it in the ass? That is not what you were out here saying to be on a first date. That's not a date. Time out. Can you imagine me not saying that to you on the first date? I'm telling you what. Can you imagine me not saying that to you? One time I was in Walmart, and this young man walked up to me, and he said, the way your booty is eating that dress, I appreciate it. And I looked at him. I actually happened to have that. And said what? And fucked him, didn't you? I did, actually. I did. I know. What in the town? I actually did. That's that one that came over that day, and he was giving me a massage, and he went straight for my booty hole and started eating in my butt. And I was like, whoa, this is crazy. Yeah, he did. That was just one, though. He's the opposite of the one that didn't get away. The one that got in your ass. And all the way in your ass. Eatin' booty. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yes. That's the key on the song. And I get my booty. I don't know the song. Yes, I sit on Girl Faces All That Shit, yeah. Yeah, it's wild. That means it's like a movement now. Hey, we was just talking about this. Eatin' booty? About eating ass? Talking about that, it's definitely an epidemic that women are eating ass and then talkin' about it now. I mean, I've been talkin' about it for years, and I told people to do it, and nobody wanted to listen to it. And I'm glad that y'all advocates for it. She introduced me to it, yeah. That's why I fuck with y'all's show, because when I heard that y'all was on that, that was like, yeah, this is show for me. I'm not just eatin' all booties, though. Like, this night. Hey, listen, long as you ate one ass, you cool with me. Because if you eat one, you eat two. Please don't make this a cliff. And I like going to Forbidden Territory, you know? Sit again? I like going to Forbidden Territory. Come on now. Like, somebody probably never did this before. Come on now. About to get you. Come on now. And you'll never forget me. We can do this the easy way. Even when I block you, you'll never forget me. Yeah. Because you'll remember how it felt. And you'll watch how you talk to me, too. Yeah, you will, put some respect on my name. Yeah. Mm-hmm. There's certain things that you love, like you just said, respect. When you're in the process of breaking up, this ain't really working. Like, you won't say this, tell somebody, fuck you right off, because you remember what they did for you. It's like, well, hold on. If I changed my mind, I might just be emotional to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's a big step right there. You over here, letting somebody sit on your face, and you sat on their face, and you know, it's spiritual. It's spiritual. And you know, when God put people inside your life like that, and when you hold them people close, and when you see them prospering on Facebook. You're not too preaching about eating booty on. Yeah, it's, I fuck with people that eat booty hoes. Wow. So, hold on, you sat on their face? Like a mother hen. Oh, no way to damn men. Now, that's not the position I'm gonna be in now. How do you do that? Like, what was the... Yeah, 100%. I thought you meant if we sat on somebody's face. Yeah, I didn't want to, it don't matter. Or you just like relaxed, like just sat. Just straight, like 69, up, like I'm on top. Yeah, 69, I'm sitting on your face. You said it like that sounds better. No, it does sound better than just sitting. I thought he was sitting like how we sit on men's face. No, that's what I'm saying. That is what I'm saying. What, is she okay? Yeah, she's okay. Okay. Yeah, she's okay. I hover a little bit, cause I ain't trying to hurt nobody. How did you help? You put a lot of your weight in your arms? Yeah, I kinda like, you know what I'm saying, hover just a little bit, and whatnot, and you know, just, if you tell me, hey, this hurt a little bit, I ain't trying to, I ain't trying to be different. I'd rather you just bend over and get on on fours in the bed. I do that too. Yeah, I do that too. I appreciate you even making that option. Cause that's the easiest one. Cause sometimes they be trying to like scoot to the edge and then lift their legs up. But if your legs are long and heavy enough, it's like, this is a lot of weight on my back and I think I'm gonna suffocate. Like I'm already down here. Let's talk it out. Let's talk it out. Yeah, and I done been in a couple of car accidents. Oh no. Yeah, I know, right? I'm in so much pain right now. God bless you. Thank you. But you know, you don't wanna be having all these bones and muscles all twisted and stuff and then trying to concentrate on breathing and pleasuring you, that's a lot. Toot that booty up, please. That's right, eat that moon pie. Oh. Yeah, sir. I agree. Eat that booty cat. That booty cat. I ain't got no cootie cat, but I got that booty cat for you. It's handy. And the man told me that. I be like, now wait a minute. It was handy. Whenever I'm making studs and whatnot, I always let him know. I ain't got no cootie cat for you, baby, but I got that booty cat. What's up? There's rules. There are rules to the booty cat. Yup. That would be a good song. That booty cat. That booty cat, yeah. That's nice. Yeah, shout me out on y'all show, man. We got you. Yeah, shout me out on the show and whatnot. So, man, hey, they don't tell me what's coming up for the cocktails. You know, y'all on tour right now. Yeah, we are. Y'all on tour. Yeah. I've been trying to get y'all for a minute now. And y'all. We be on. Selling out shows. Selling out shows. Yeah, well, man. Selling out merch. Come on, man. You know, you got a card game. Yeah, we have a discussion card game. It's called I'm Curious to Know, and it's one of those games where I always tell people, if you get the game, you can play it with anybody, but I suggest single people pack it in their purse with them and take it on a first date, because sometimes you can get nervous on a date and you don't know what to talk about. You don't know what to ask. And we have some of those questions in there that'll help you get to where you're trying to get without sounding like you're trying to use somebody. You can blame it on us. What's an example of sounding like you're trying to use somebody? What type of gifts do you like to give? That's a question that you can ask to kind of gauge, like, okay, what type of man am I dealing with? What's the best gift you've ever given to someone? I heard you say shit like that on the show, and I always got stuck on that. Like, I give the shit I gave you, man. Well, what do you think is a good gift? But it's a new person, so you don't know. There's some edible arrangements, you know. Well, see, this is getting to know people. Yeah, this is getting to know people. I give an edible, you better hurry up and eat that fruit before it goes bad. I don't like edible arrangements. Okay, well, I'll get you a cabbage arrangement then. What do you want a vegetable arrangement? No, it's smelling like dookies. Yeah, we'll figure out what kind of foods, you like a pizza arrangement or whatnot. What kind of pizza arrangement? Yeah, hold on, what's the last gift your boyfriend got you? Then what you got right now? The one that I got right now. Right now, don't you fucking lie. I'm not gonna lie, I feel like it's gonna, he got me... Hey, Medina, don't you fucking do it. I'm really not lying, I'm true. Don't you perform for this, buddy. The last gift that is popping up in my head that he got me was a pair of Chanel sneakers, and I was shocked. I was like, I don't even wear them because I haven't bought my own self Chanel. He did it, and I ain't even wore the shoes. That's the last gift he gave me, and I don't know what else to say. How long y'all been dating? Not even a year. Not even a year, you got you some Chanel. See, this nigga here. But he's not one of the, but I don't even make that sound like... He works in tech. He's a tech guy. Okay, he is scammer, okay. He is not a scammer. I stay far away from them people. Oh, you over that? I'm over that, I can't do this scammer life. Okay, we stopped you from dating scammers. When was enough enough? I'm just not that, if I know you're a scammer and you started talking about scammer-ish activity, I'm telling you right now, I'm just not the girl to be doing stuff like that. I'm not going to jail, I'm telling, so stop. I dated a girl that was a scammer and whatnot. How did you not scam when she running? She was just talking about some old goddamn house ass loan shit and shit trying to, like, hey man, I don't want to hit all, nah, I ain't giving you my shit. What the fuck you talking about? No, I don't need the extra $10,000, I'm straight. Did you ever get caught up, do you remember when that pyramid scheme situation was going on? The soon, soon shit? I don't know what it's called, but it was like, give me a hundred and you're gonna get 800. Yeah, yeah, I did it one time. I did it three times. I did not do it. No, nigga, no, you only supposed to do it once. I got, God. No, damn. And I was like trying to spread the word, like I got by my mama. Why did y'all do that? Because I thought she got the money and then she was like, do it. And so then I started doing it and I tried to convince my- You gotta be only, when you doing shit like that, you only supposed to do it once. I did it twice. When you do it the second time and whatnot, that's when you become the fool and whatnot. I was very mad, I told my mom, I told her I was gonna sue her. I said, I can't believe you would do your child like this. Damn. It was really bad. And then I was like, I was believing in it so hard. They're like, my ex-boyfriend. I was like, hey, like my mom told me about this thing, like let's do it. He was like, that sounds stupid, I'm not doing that. He was like, if you believe in it so much, why don't you pay my hundred? I said, okay. Girl, lost it. Now where did you think the money was coming from? Because that's always my question. I did it, I did it, I did it, I did 1500. I did 1500 and got $10,000 back. But where did you think the money was coming from? I didn't give a fuck where it was coming from, but I already know that. Yes, that's why it's a pyramid scheme, so you can do it, they'll take your shit. But I know the hustle though, I know the hustle. I know the first to go around is gonna be legit. Did anything after that? Yeah, everybody's not blind. Yeah, anything after that is gonna be some bullshit. Don't try to say mom, please. My mom got me, she got my sister, she got my brother. She got us all, and then my sister's a new mom. Your mama didn't know no better, she just, She didn't know she was getting us, but when we got in these other circles, like then people knew they were, I was so pissed. I was so mad. She, when somebody get too involved, we're like, no, next is the fire, and then when they start saying it's the fire, and then it's the rose, when you start getting the layers of the rose down, and man, what the fuck are you talking about? There was a guy that I met when I was living in Miami, he was so fine, I was so happy that I met such a fine man, cause I don't really be dating fine men. We exchanged numbers, he's like, let's go on a date. I'm like, absolutely, I love going on dates. He sends me the address, I go to his house, he's like, I'm gonna make dinner, and then we're gonna go, I can't remember where we're gonna go, this is a while ago, so I go to his house, and, oh no, no, no, no. We didn't just came to drop this pussy a lot. No, he didn't, cause I get there, and it's people in the house, like old people, and I was like, what are we doing? And there was a PowerPoint set up on a screen, and he was like so, and he gave me this little pamphlet, and it was about joining this, it was a pyramid scheme, and I was like, I'm dressed up, I got a freedom dress on, I thought you had a real date. I thought I had a real date, I said, I am, his granny was there, I was like, I'm so, so I have to leave. Why would you do this to somebody? I think we about to go and pop bottles and eat sushi. No, and his granny was like, well no baby girl, don't leave, like this is an opportunity for you to plan for your future. Old people think that you just gonna do what they say, cause they old. And I stayed for a little bit, cause the old lady. Shut your old ass up. Sit your old ass down, Ms. Glad. Yeah, I'm gonna wanna hear that stupid shit. And I laughed, and I didn't talk to him no more, cause you tricked me. He did, and he was wrong for that. Now, I didn't heard you say that you was part of some three-part relationships and what now you was a third-party in relationships. I was, I was dating a married couple. This is a one-time thing? It was a one-time thing, and it was when I worked in the corporate world, it was the owner of the company and his wife. I like it. It was good until it was bad. It was the worst. What went wrong? They fired me and tried to stop my unemployment. Why? Because the wife- You burnt them? No, no, no. I gave them my STD. Yes. No, that didn't happen. But what did happen was, so he was a Middle Eastern man, she was a white woman, and she didn't realize that her husband liked black women as much as he did. So when you make white women mad, they get, they act funny. Like, she started just acting crazy, showing up at my house. She moved into an apartment. They got a divorce. Like, it was such a big deal. She was like, I just didn't know he liked black women this much. She said that out of her mouth, and I was like, I don't even, I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to say to this, because I didn't, this was something I was invited into. Hold on, Tamar. Hold on. So I think I just heard something new in this, and I wasn't even thinking about it. You like girls too. I liked to dip in dabble. You thought she was with two men? And women. Yeah, you thought I was with two- You was with two dudes too? No. I'm not about that life. That sounds like too much work and a little homosexual, but. I like what you just said. I can't do that. But she was a husband and a wife. And it was just a great situation. We were having so much fun. I felt like their little adopted child that they wanted to share experiences with. There were girl places, going to festivals. It was so much fun until she realized it was too much fun, because she used to be like, will you go hang out with him? Like, I'm going out of town this weekend. And so I was taking him to like comedy shows on Edgewood, all this stuff that you wouldn't think this man would want to do. She was like, he's not gonna like that. He had the time of his life. And so she started to get jealous and started to. Well, he tried to leave her for you didn't he? No, because that wasn't gonna happen. Like, I didn't want to be with him like that. I really did just want to be this role that was fun for them. He was a stream of income for you. Not even that. I mean, he was, he would take care of stuff, but like it wasn't even about that. It was fun. It was fun. I didn't want to, they were a toxic couple. They had kids. One day I was at the house, the baby started trying to go off on me. I was like, oh no, I'm not trying to be a part of the family family. I just want to be the fun, the fun. That's it. Chrisy, what you, hold on, what was that, Chrisy? You did that too? Chrisy, you did that too? I was in a relationship right now, and she can't talk about nothing else. Well, could I get another one, Chrisy? Chrisy, yeah, yeah, hold on, Chrisy. I've been in a Polly thing. Holy shit, Chrisy. Chrisy said. Yo, Chrisy turned up, I did motherfucka, man. Are you still in a Polly thing? Oh no. Okay. Did you have fun? Not really, because my ex-fiance's, he was sneaky. Oh, he was a lot. He was a lot. He was a lot. Like, you have us, and you're still out entertaining other female. And that's mental illness. Like. Cause what is wrong with you? It's greedy. It's like, when you're old, why do you do that? Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. How many of y'all is, what is the situation look like? And can you refresh her too? It was me, another woman in him, but it was me and him first. I met her through him. And she didn't know what she was getting into. Like, I guess they were talking before me. Before I came in the picture, they used to talk on Instagram and the DMs or whatever. And then me and him lived together or whatever. Eventually we, you know, got together, lived together or whatever. And he started lying. She started seeing that. And she ended up leaving because she saw the shit I was seeing. So I was like, see, now, you know, I'm not lying, the chick that you knew before me, she see the bullshit in you too. So I know I'm not tripping. Yeah. And I think the Polly relationships, like a lot of people is real trendy right now to say you want to be Polly and to try and convince people to live their life like that. But really you just want to cheat and you can't keep your dick in your pants. And you should just say that and stop trying to be in a relationship with people. Because we've had like actual people who are ethically non-monogamous in these relationships. And that's different than just you got two girlfriends at home, but you still gotta be out every weekend or every day trying to find a new person to fuck. And it's just like, that's not Polly. That's just being a ho. Exactly. Yeah. And that's what he was going for. That's what I was going for. He just wanted to do it. He was going just because he wanted to just have another female and do it. It wasn't about the- The nerd. A relationship. A relationship. Honestly, honesty is a huge part of it. You gotta talk to my empire and stuff like that. That's not something to do with Polly. I'm with y'all. We could have just brought a bitch home. And that would be so much easier. Right. I'm with y'all. I don't know. That would be better for me. I hate all that bullshit. I can live that right now. Yeah, he and the Polly relationship. Really? And it's more of my wife. So, I got great sleep. You know what I'm saying? I ain't stressing over about doing two. We done did everything, so it ain't that. But I like her, the friendship she be getting because it'd be like-minded women, you know what I'm saying? What about men? What you mean, men? Can she bring a man? Can she bring a man? Other men. Like now, hold up. Who said that? To me, she came, but she- She doesn't. Because I'm not like, I don't be trippin' like that. Now, I just feel like if, me, I love my wife to death, but some pussy can't have. So, why I can't not feel the same way for her? That's not how I can deal with it, because I'm a fair person. I like that, though. That is very fair. I'm real fair. You're very fair. A lot of these men are not fair. You're really, really fair. I'm really fair. You're really fair. I'm like fair, so it ain't gonna hit the same. You know what I'm saying? But let me ask you this. Hold on, hold on. So you haven't heard about it? No. Okay. Because, you know, they say that we ain't really good with hearing about that type of shit, you know? But see- You think you can hear about it? Before we got married, we were friends. Yeah. And we did a dog on- Sex party? Yeah. So we both can see how we would react. And it wasn't just like I thought. I've been thinking this and I've been- So you saw her getting- Did you like it? Did I like it? I didn't dislike it, but I wouldn't turn it on like that. That's the word. It was like- Did you just turn your head like- Somebody wrote a letter into our show and he liked it. But I'm correct. Right, right. But I'm like, so it is a different mindset. It is. Yeah. We don't got no- It's a different mindset that men have a hard time trying to. You'll be like, I want us to bring in other people, but then if your girl is like that, normally the man is like- You didn't mean people, you meant women. Yeah. I don't know, I don't see no- Oh. My wife, she's stuck up, she didn't even know what she was doing. Thank you. Yeah, okay, okay. Who was you picking, who was you seeing? But she ain't big crazy. She likes more of the girl. To answer your question, if it didn't- Okay. It would be cool. Yeah, I don't think- See, now that's fair. That's usually not how it goes. Got you. Yeah, so that relationship ended. After like a year and a half. That's a, yo, you put in some work. I mean, I worked for the company. Oh, yeah, that'll do it, that'll do it. Yeah. That might be hard to understand. I know it's so funny, because there were all these rumors going around and- Oh, they knew about your home. I remember one time, well they weren't sure. And so one time, the lady in accounting, like she came and she was like, I just really want you to know that people are going around saying that like, you're a part of like, you and such and such are swinging. And I just want you to know, because you're so nice. And I was like, I can't believe that that's happening. I'm going to HR tomorrow. Like I was just like, that's crazy that people are talking like that. And I don't even know you guys like that. That's what you gotta do. Yeah. And I went to HR and I was like, I can't believe that there are rumors- Who said it? People shouldn't even be talking about sex at work. And they're saying that I'm sleeping with the owner of this company and that is not okay. I love your corporate work. And then we flew to, we went to LA to a festival. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. So what are the name cocktails? Put me on to that. So when we have the show, we drink cocktails on the show. But then it was like, okay, what's, I love names that are like plays on words. So we spell it a little different. And usually when me and my homegirls would start drinking and just hanging out at the house, we would start sharing sex stories. So that's why the name cocktails, is we'll drink and share some sex stories. A tale of cock. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They were going play the sound effect. I wonder if you have a cocktail. Yeah. Do you ever have like really wild sex experience? Or a pussy tail. A cocktail can be for a man. It's just the sex story, not- Oh, okay, gotcha. Yeah. Like an example of one that I was like to give when we have guests on them. They're like, well, I don't know. Is the story gonna be good enough? I'm like, don't think too hard about it. It can be funny, embarrassing, romantic. I didn't see y'all have some guys on y'all show that normally like really, really outgoing. And they get stuck on y'all shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Or they like to come in, talking about how they're freaks. And then we asked them for their cocktail. And I'm like, yeah, I was hitting it from the back with this bitch I met from the club. What's the rest? And that was it. And she was like, ah, ah, ah. And we outlasted for hours. No, you didn't. Yeah. I know you didn't. No, you didn't. Yeah. A cocktail that I shared in the beginning of cocktails was, there was a guy that I was dating. Well, I thought we were dating. I was a little young. I love y'all cocktail voices. Yeah, we were going on like our first trip together. And this was before you could check in on your phone and stuff. So we met at the gate because we didn't ride together. And so we get to the gate, they start boarding. And first class, they say first class boarding. And he goes to board the plane. But I was in group eight. And I was like, well, why are you boarding? He was like, oh, because that's my group. And so he bought himself a first class ticket. And he put me in coach. And it was like coach, coach. I was all the way in the back, like 40E and a middle C. I was like, damn. So I still go. And I'm like, I get on the plane. During the flight, he comes and brings me back a drink. And I'm sitting next to this little white lady. Her name was Michelle. All the way in the back of the plane. All the way in the back. And she's like, he gives me the drink. And I'm all excited. I was really, I was young and dumb. And she was like, are you traveling with that gentleman? And I was like, yeah. And like looking proud. Like, I'm getting flewed out, bitch. And she was like, you should be ashamed of yourself. And I know your mother probably raised you way better than this. She was like, he got himself a first class ticket. He put you all the way in the back. How do you feel? And I was like, well, at first I felt proud. Now I feel really horrible. Man, that lonely bitch, y'all know that. That's just, that's just like old eight man. No, because it was one of him. It was, he should have just put me on a different flight. No, no, he paid for the shit. It don't matter. He should have gave me his first class seats. We need to be on coach together. Or coach together. Like, or put me, like I said, put me on a different flight. So at least you didn't have to see it. The entitlement. I don't have to see it. This is a group flight. So we need to be together. The entitlement, oh my God. It's a group. It's not entitlement. It's not entitlement. Do you know what the objective of the game of chess is? For the queen to protect the king. But how she gonna protect him in the back of the plane? Because you over here looking, making sure. I don't like chess, I like the air marshal. Okay, I don't even know how to play chess. Do you know what the objective of flying bitches out is? No, because I don't do that. So at least make sure she's comfortable on her way. No, that's just stupid to me. Yeah, I don't, I don't, that's not my life. That's not my life. That is so rude. No, that's not my life. I wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do it. He wouldn't blame it. That's not my life. If I hit the lottery, I would do shit like that. But I fuck people here where I stay at. Yeah, like, damn, you going to the Bahamas too? That's crazy. Oh, wow. Okay, well shit, you have a good time too. Oh my God, that's crazy. Wow, that's crazy, man. I'm gonna go do this little show real quick and whatnot. And what, oh, you wanna hook up while we're there? No, it's already gonna be some bitches there already. I'm cool. I'm gonna go and share with the Bahamas bitches at the show off that I'm going to already. I'm famous, yeah. Men are different. I'm famous. Y'all are different. Very different. I'm practical, I'm logical, I'm a realist. Are you romantic? Yeah, I can be, I'm definitely romantic. When somebody bring that out of me, but you know. When's the last time somebody brought that out of you? When I got married. I knew you was gonna say that. How long ago was that? Back in the 17th. Okay. I got a voice in the 17th too. Oh, I'm already made a year. No. Action and cut. Ah, do that. Yeah, that's a wrap on it today. You did your thing. What made you wanna get married? What made me wanna get married? Yeah. Shit, I just, I, You don't have it. Oh, we got you talking. I was about to say some bullshit. And then I was about to say some real shit. And then I was like, damn, shit, I tell them real shit. All right, so I'm gonna keep it 100 with you. Okay. I just, I got tired of the fake love. Okay. And I just, I wanted some real shit, but I got it from some fake love, from somebody from the fake love pool. Y'all bamboozled each other. No. You thought it was real. She bamboozled me. Damn. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was just, I was just really trying to, don't say I feel a void and everything, you know what I'm saying? Cause sometimes when you, when you, when you a comedian, you looking for that instant gratification that laugh and that hide from the shows and shit like that. And then, you know, when you get off your, you back, you know, you again and stuff until your next show. And then you're like, you know, you know what? I think I need something that's gonna be a little bit more sustainable. And, you know, I had to, you know, got in something that I didn't need. I was vulnerable and I let myself do somebody have no business doing. Damn. Yeah, I was open. Yeah. Too open. Yeah, I was way too open. So how you figure out that it was fake love? Cause she liked the idea of Jack Thriller and not who I really was. You know, love is a tricky thing because those be the parts. It's like everybody highlights the happy parts and the parts where you do feel the highs and the parts where we are celebrating each other. But you don't really know if you love somebody until you go through. I don't want to make it seem like everybody has to go through bullshit. I'm not talking about cheating. I'm not talking about something like that. But I'm just saying you have to see a person as they, for who they really are, like when they're sad, when they're grieving, when they're upset, when they're maybe dealing with a little bit of depression, like the non-happy things in life, like, and can you stick it out to that? And a lot of people cannot. And so it's interesting. The more that I grow and go to all these weddings and divorce parties, I have one this weekend, I'm like, I like to ask people questions. Like, what drew you to this person? And normally it's me asking the woman. And a lot of the times the women are like, a recently a friend was like, you know, when I first met him, he was so fun. And he would get sections at the club and he spent all this money on me and my friends. And I was like, that's what drew you to him? That's not what should draw you, in my opinion, everybody do your own thing to your husband, to a life partner, cause he still was doing it. He's still doing it. And that's why y'all getting the divorce and the baby gonna be fatherless. And I'm just like, let's wake up y'all and like go through some shit with people to, again, healthy shit. I'm not talking about you acting crazy, but go through the seasons and then see if you still, if you can handle that. You hit it right on the head. You hit it right on the head. I love it. I love it. If you're dating somebody who's an entertainer or does anything where they're in front of people, you have to remember, that's a character that they're putting on to entertain people they're on. I'm not eating your booty hole every night. Well. I don't eat it every night. I mean, maybe if I love, then be cracking jokes. It's not always gonna be fun. Like some days you wanna chill or you just wanna relax. It's not about going out and laughing all day. Sometimes you wanna just be. And that's how I figure out if I actually like somebody. Can I just sit with you and you're breathing? I'm not counting your breaths. Like when is he gonna leave? And I can just be with you. Like we can have fun. It's easy to have fun with anybody who is a good time, but if you can't stand to be around somebody in the calm moments and the less exciting moments and you know, that ain't the one. We recently went on Lover's and Friends podcast hosted by Shannon Boudram. And one thing that we kind of talked about this topic and it was like, she was like, if you're with somebody and they always want you to look like this or look prettier, look how you look at live shows. We talked about this top of the show. How do you feel? And I was like, it's crazy because if you're getting with me for some looks, you're going to be mad because I enjoy looking ugly. I like going in the house, taking all this shit off. My hair looks crazy under this. And that's how I enjoy looking. If I have to get put together, I could put that shit on and do it, but it's like, that's not how I'm about to be walking around the house. So if you want that, you got to find somebody else because you about to be in for a nightmare. Now I like to walk around like Mariah Carey. I like the dramatic road. I like to do it for me. And so it's not about me wanting to be with somebody who wants that, like, I like it. And it makes me happy. I don't want to walk around looking ugly. It happens. And I've been watching my cousin all week. It happened a lot this week. I was like, I look like I had, I was a single mother to a newborn. And that's why I was so on motherhood earlier this week. Cause I'm like, where is your daddy at? I'm tired. But on the same token though, listen, and I say this at the top of the show, you ain't got to do all that with me. But I like it for me. I know. And I dig that. No, but there's a level of you don't got to do all that and you not doing that thing. I don't want to do that. Yeah, I dig that that you love yourself enough and everything to want to own. But don't do it to the point where it don't look like, you look like a whole nother motherfucker. Now look, I can be totally bare. And it's not like I have to put it on, but sometimes I'm not doing anything. And I just want to do it. I enjoy the process sometimes, not all the time, but I enjoy the process of putting on my makeup. Sometimes it's just calming. And I just listen to my music and do it, get dolled up and just feel cute while I make dinner or whatever, right? But I can be at home looking crazy with my hair all over my head, nothing on my face in old clothes or your clothes or whatever. And I'll still feel fine, but I like doing it. It makes me feel better. Yeah, but also to say not to look like another person, when I hear men say that I'm always like, that's crazy to say because it's like, weave makes you look different. When you take out the weave, we don't know what your hair is looking like. So you might be in for a surprise. Lashes, most bitches got on lashes. When you take all of your lashes off, you look different. When you take off the found, you're going to look different. Now if you're, if you're just like a whole different person, that's one thing, but even still it's like, I don't look like a whole different person when I take everything off, but it's definitely different. I just need to know you still look, you still is you. You still look like Kiki. You still is Medina. You know what I'm saying? And once again, I can't see well at all. So that shouldn't even be an issue. No, it shouldn't be. You're right. It shouldn't be. Because what are you comparing it to? Right. I'm comparing it to like, when company come over and they were like, damn, oh, shit. You had broke up with Kiki. Who is this? Who's cooking? Y'all hired somebody? Hold on, who is this bitch with me? This is house servant. Yeah, I don't want that shit. Yeah, but I just feel like that's a lot of pressure because I do be looking different, not crazily different. You go to my store and see. You're not unidentifiable at all. Not unidentifiable, but men forget that when y'all don't keep up with your haircuts or a good skin routine. Man, fuck outta here. Y'all can look different. Hey, do it look like a timeout. During COVID, when barbershops was closed, niggas was looking crazy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do it look like I can catfish a nigger? I don't know because I don't know what you look like without a haircut when you're not freshly groomed. That one's out of your glasses. So you're normally bald. Mm-hmm. Okay, do you ever take the eye out? Sometimes, and so imagine me as Fetty Wap with the eye out. Hmm, can't change. But some people can. Now imagine if you ordinarily had a crispy haircut and next thing you know, you walk around with your hair all over your head. This is it. Or imagine you have a beard. Oh, it's a beard. And you cut it off, and now you have a beard. Now wait a minute, I didn't know you didn't have a chin. What I'm saying is we shouldn't base it so much on the looks because it is gonna change whether we can control it or not. Wait. Not you didn't have a chin, but if a man had a thick beard. Oh, I was like, you got a chin. I thought you just stole on me. No, no, no, no, no. You got a chin. And I was like, hold on, I ain't got a chin. Beard. There's some beard that look like Bob's Burgers characters. Exactly. And it's just like nothing was here. Yo, you almost made me have a heart attack on you now, buddy. I'm sorry? My blood pressure went all the way up. My bad, my bad. That shit went in slow-mo just now. No, I said nice, strong chin. That was fine. The looks combo is always fine because what I have also realized is I know a lot of men who are with bad bitches and they're like, she's so fucking boring. She's so boring. And you're not having a, when you are just chilling in the house, yes, she looked pretty, but she not talking. Yeah, but listen, once again, and I said this earlier, I don't be talking to motherfuckers that don't beat themselves. You know what I'm saying? I like people who they are, who they say they are and whatnot, man. So we not finna have blank conversations and all that other stuff. We don't do that over here. You're gonna look like you, you're gonna look like you and you're gonna talk like you in order for us to work. You know what I'm saying? And all that extra superficial shit, it's not, I don't need it. I'm a regular as fuck. You support me, I'm gonna support you. Less, you know what I'm saying? Go ahead and take this to a whole another level and get rich with this. You know, that's my thing ultimately when it comes to dating intentionally. Yeah, yeah. Now, when you get your $100 million, this person that you was telling get rich with this, are you gonna be like, okay, now it's time to open the door for the other 19 that's coming after you or are you gonna just stick with that one? As you said, we had a question, you said we had a place on the list. Yeah, so like if you find this woman that's gonna get rich with you to that $100 million mark, let's say that, cause you said $500, I don't wanna do the million. Cause that's three people, four people, we gotta split it, that's not that much. So, when we get to the $100 million mark, you gonna tell her, okay, I love you so much, but I have more money now and I wanna spread more love. Listen, if I'm already with you then, I gotta just go ahead and chill with you. Oh, okay. But if I ain't with you, then, then it's over, so this is just a new single. Scratch, we getting a starting lineup and yet we drafting motherfuckers to a new team called the Jackthriller Sixers. Okay. And that's the way love goes. Can y'all live on a compound or everybody gotta stay like spread out? We back at, well, I'm buying Michael Jordan's house and we all staying on the house, yeah. Now where is that in Chicago? In Chicago, Highland Point. They're getting cold in the wintertime though. I'm not moving there. Well, I mean, you were just niggin' already. You spoken for in this sound, like you good with that, so. Well, I'm gonna invite you to the wedding. Yeah, I'm there, totally, eatin' the ball of shit. Okay. Yeah, man, I really appreciate y'all coming to my show and whatnot. Thanks for havin' us. Yo, it's been an honor to pick y'all brains and everything and you know, I hope this ain't gonna be the last time and we could build again. We wanna have you in cocktails. This has been great. Yeah, and I'll tell you some cocktails and yeah. We can't wait to hear it. I don't hold my tongue and I got some good ones too. You know what I'm sayin'? I done been with some, I got a couple points to our stories. Oh! Yeah, I done been around the world and nah, yah, yah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, we gonna figure this thing out. Appreciate it. Oh, go ahead, I'm sorry. I was about to plug real quick. Plug. I wanna, I don't know when this is coming out but we do have a show in Alabama on May 11th and then we're ending the tour May 20th. Yeah, it ain't gonna be that bad. Well, we have other things. So, we also have our card game. I'm curious to know. So if you guys are, it doesn't even have to be a struggle but it's, if you're struggling with coming up with things to talk about on dates or when you're meeting somebody new or you just want to get to know somebody better order our card game. There's over a hundred different questions on there that are all open ended. It sparks conversations. It's very hard to get through the whole game in one sitting and it's a lot of fun no matter who you play it with. So if you go to I'm curious to know.com you can get the cards there. You can sign up for our newsletter. We may be doing some other things later on this year after you guys hear this. So if you sign up for the newsletter you'll find out and then we both have other little things like I like to cook and I wrote a cookbook called ClassyBase and that's available online at ClassyBase.com It's K-L-A-S-S-Y-B-A-S-T-E.com and I just, it's a digital version and a physical version. I am tired of seeing the paper plates, the shrimp alfredo out the jar with the pre-cooked shrimp. That is something that has to stop. Like everybody be talking about the money conversations online and I'm like when are we gonna address the pre-cooked shrimp being microwaved again and y'all eating rubber and putting it on the paper plate and showing it off to Instagram stop. Stop. And it's easy stuff in there and maybe you'll find that cooking's not so hard and it's a fun thing to do. I had somebody cook some stuff from there, yes. What's your favorite thing to make that's in the book? Oh, my favorite dish in the book is this lemony chicken thighs with a pasta. You can serve it over rice or pasta or you can just eat it and like get some bread and put it in the sauce but it's really good. It's really easy. It's full of like fresh herbs and stuff. It's so easy to make. You pretty much put it in the oven but the lemony chicken thighs is my favorite. And I will just say that Kiki is an amazing cook. Thank you. I have the cookbook. I have tasted the meals and she can really cook but when you decide to get out of that kitchen and you wanna travel the world I would love for you to come with me on one of my retreats. I travel with a group and I host their retreats. It's Paradise and Vibe. Go to paradiseandvibe.com. We are going to Bali in May. We're going to Tulum in October and the theme is sex. And then we're going to Brazil in February. So I'm doing carnival. So if you are interested in that. Then we travel in the world. They've gone on so many cool trips. So many cool trips you wanna go alone, you can come. If you wanna bring your bae, you can come. I'll be bringing mine. It's just a- You not going, Kiki? Life changing trip. They've been gone for a really long time. They feel like two weeks. Yeah, and I be having shit to do. So not right now. I haven't been on any of the trips yet but I wanna go if- But maybe Tulum. Tulum is October 6th through the 10th. Yeah, that's a shorter trip. So I've been thinking about going on that one but I haven't been able to make it to any of them yet. But it looks like fun. I'll be watching all the stories. One time she went to Morocco on the trip and I thought she had got kidnapped and that was a- Her and my sister called the embassy. Yeah, it was looking for her. She went and answered the phone. Nobody was posting Instagram stories. I didn't have a service. We were in the middle of the desert. Who goes somewhere with no electricity in the year of 2022? Who does that? Wow. You gotta check it with people anyway. They traveled to a really exotic location. Josh, check it out. Yeah, so if y'all are interested in keeping up with us, what's up? You be having guest speakers come? Yeah, guest speakers all the time. For actually for the Tulum trip, they're having the lady that wrote Eat Pray Love. I can't remember her name, Elizabeth Something. That was a good movie. Elizabeth Gilbert. She'll be the guest speaker on that, but they always have different types of guest speakers. High levels, low levels, middle levels. If you can speak, you could come. So, let me know. Are you a speaker? I knew so. Let us find out. Let's connect. And if y'all want to connect with us, you can follow our Instagram at cocktailspodcast, C-O-C-K-T-A-L-E-S podcast. I'm at Coffee Bean Dean. And I'm Kiki said so. Wasn't I not an E? I don't know why we use spelling with E. The E is so ugly. I love it. I love it. Well, until next time. New Jackthriller City, man. Cocktails, podcast. Kiki and Medina. We over, we outta here. Let's take some pictures. Ow. Is it right here? It's the best place. Let me get by on a city park. You're many writers. They're all on sale right now. I can see you on the map with some money. That was solid. She's big as a robot. You gotta have it gorgeous. It's the way you like it. You're the best. Girl, I'm getting short.