 Are you ready to cut the ribbon? Bullshit, Pecorino Romano's PC My Ass stand up to her is guaranteed to offend you with the truth. What about cornbread, huh? Is it corn for bread? Or bread for corn? Romano is acting badass with no trigger warning. I said, buddy, I don't think that's my ice cream. No children, rich, or flip rolls allowed. I don't know what a dog is. He's coming to your town to destroy you with facts. Locked. Tickets on sale now. No, seriously, what's a dog?