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"Church Of The Blessed Mary Jane" by Old Fart Rants

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Published on Feb 9, 2012

John Boehner has issued a challenge to the president that he'd better stop attacking religion by enforcing the law and let religious people who feel persecuted be exempt from it. Where the hell does some commie Kenyan who isn't even really the president of the United States, get off telling people who know God personally that they have to obey the same laws everybody else? Are you kidding me? That's as un-American as it gets! The Founding Fathers must be turning over in their graves! Plus, everybody knows Jesus handpicked America to get rid of brown people and gays, and put women in their rightful place... and that's a fact! And when it comes to morality and breaking the law, who knows more about that than a bunch of Catholic priests who have sex with young boys in church? Nothing happens to them. If that doesn't prove the church is above the law I don't know what does! And who cares if the majority of women in the country support the President? What do they know? They're women! Who cares if 98% of Catholic women use birth control -- they're probably all going to hell. Who cares if birth control eliminates most of the need for abortions? So does an aspirin... held between a woman's knees! God says go forth and multiply. It's right in the Bible, which proves that birth control is a sin! You go John Boehner, I agree with you 100%! I know God does too because he told me so. In fact he told me to start my own church and call it the Church Of The Blessed Mary Jane. If you'd like to be a member, just send me your Youtube name and a 5 dollar bill in an unmarked envelope and you're in! All donations will go towards helping to pay for "worship materials."

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