 Oh! Mister! This is a job interview. You expected something else? Someone. Oh no, no, no, don't write anything down yet! We've barely started! Sorry, start again. You're applying for the scientific advisor role, correct? Oh, I am! Very exciting. So, um, tell me a bit about yourself. We've known each other since the two doctors. Is this really necessary? No, no, no, sorry. I'm Patrick Troughton, and I'm 103 years old. Not entirely sure how that works. One of the road's many mysteries. Sorry, come on. Um, I... Well, I don't know what to start with. There's so much. I... Basically, what I want to say, I graduated top of my class in Harvard University. As well as excelled in all of my school subjects. And, of course, most importantly, defeated multiple villains here in Doctor Who Road. You should have put that on your CV. It's right now. All that it says is, oh, this. How much do you already know about the scientific advisor role? Well, I'm so very glad that you asked that question. Because my answer is... The scientific advisor role is someone who partweeted all the time. Oh, is what partweeted all the time? He did it back in the 70s. Which is... I lived then. Ah, yes, good. Oh, sorry. You pretend I'm not here. Who are you? Three floors up and I'm already sick of the question. Sorry, one moment. Attention, everyone. If you see a random, suited bellend about the place, like the kind of guy who'd be cupped by a terra leptil, ignore him. He's just a guy from the BBC doing some checks. Let him crack on and we'll be rid of him nice and quick. Do hope that didn't wake Pertwee. Had to tiptoe round him. Yes, I remember you. You shadow-directed part two of Fury from the Deep. Oh, yes, yes, and you wrote something for me. This guy's got up the chain of command first. Doctor in distress. Oh, what a banger. You're a musical genius. This man's evil knows no bounds. It means the world to me that you both remember. I mean, it was so long ago. It truly means a lot. And also, of course, a big congratulations to you, Colin, of your placement here at unit. Well deserved. Thank you. That is so kind of you to say. Hang on a minute. You're buttering me up for some bad news, aren't you? I need to do a thorough check through every file and item you have in storage. God damn it. My interview. Can and will continue. In fact, let's keep the fun energy going by blasting Doctor in distress at full volume. Doctor in distress. That's all I'll say is S-O-S. Doctor in distress. Nope. Nope, not taking it. No, you can't make me. Get me some. Don't forget to subscribe to the official Jack Reeves YouTube channel. Thanks for watching.