 Max Scherzer is going to get Cy Young votes this season. He's been one of the best pitchers in the National League, but he doesn't have a single hit at the plate. Like 50-something plate appearances, no hits. He's put 32 or 30-something balls in play, no hits. Speaking of balls, this one's brought to you by Manscape. Keep them clean. Manscape.com slash Johnboy, 20% off, plus free shipping. He even got a couple good solid pieces of contact. He's taking swings up there. He's taking hacks. He's putting the ball in play. Got some exit Velo on some of these. And one at bat. Kershaw's the pitcher, and he drills one to deep right field. It's going. Going. It's going to find a gap. Sure it is. It's caught. Damn. Bummer. But then, Kershaw's now his teammate, and he's coming up to the plate, coming to take his own hacks. He steps into the batter's box. Zach Gallin's pitching. That's a ball outside. Kersh knew it the whole time. That's a strike right down the middle. He's seen it now. He's seen it. That's a curve ball. Little tap job. Pitcher going to get it. No. First baseman leaves. And Clayton Kershaw has a base hit coming off the IEL. Look at this. A good piece of hitting. Lefty gets down the line. Quick beats it out. Infield single. Max Scherzer ain't happy about it. Bull fucking shit. This motherfucker just hits it super softly and gets a fucking hit. And I'm still batting over. Is that fucking easy? Just tap it. Try turning and just laughing at him like, I don't know what to tell you, man. You just tap it. You just tap it. Yeah, that's what you do. Tell him, Kersh, you just tap it. Just give it a little tap, tap, tap. Yes. And this one was brought to you by Manscaped. You got to go to manscape.com slash John Boy. You get 20% off plus free shipping. They are the leaders in male grooming winters coming. That doesn't mean you get to be a mess. Take care of yourself. Clean it up. Look good. Feel good. Play good. It's a Kersh highway.