 Good morning Hick, it's Tuesday. Greetings from COVID. Great video last week. Here's the literal opposite of it. Do you know anything about me? It's that I am America's leading COVID-stricken cars versus influencer slash analyst. This car, oh, nasty that would be a massive issue for me because one of my biggest fears is getting unexpectedly drenched in raw sewage and that looked like it maybe had sewage in the back of it. There we have a what I think is is known in the cars versus world as a as a proper issue. Now there is the smartest car in the squid. I think I was going for a squad but I like squid better. Sometimes you write a line like the most famous example in my own life is fell asleep the way you fall in love fall fell in love the way you fall asleep slowly than all at once and you're right when I wrote that line I remember being like that's pretty good and it is I still I still like it okay but it's not nearly as good as the smartest car in the squid that's it's proper genius I mean I think I would drive around the giant bulge I don't understand the urge to conquer the giant bulge it feels like toxic masculinity to me but I would I would I would be very freaked out afterwards I would probably call my therapist and be like you'll never guess what was in the road it was a giant bulge this one I don't like no that's a no this is a big problem for me because I do not enjoy a spinny ride I don't like the teacups at Disney World and I do not like my car flipping over in multiple directions like dozens of times and then landing on it's but you know what it's like I always say if it rides I live live I'm working on a pun okay um I got a little foggy brain this one again I think that's I think that's gonna be a real issue for me I think I think I've got myself a I think I've got myself a proper problem although if it rides I lives I wonder what I would have to like be faced with in order to indulge in a real life version of cars versus giant ramp this is of course um not gonna be the kind of thing that one emerges from uh like I guess if like somebody was like hey you gotta do cars versus giant ramp or we're gonna exterminate the human race I would be like oh finally it's my deep impact moment it's my chance to and it'll be the hero that second grade me wanted to be but the problem is that adult me is pretty cowardly so I might try to get like somebody to volunteer as tribute for being realistic I might be like don't don't we need don't we need young adult novelists in the glorious dystopian future that awaits us on the other side of this great sacrifice I love the idea of going to a cocktail party and like meeting somebody in sin like hey what do you uh what do you do for a job and they'll be like uh oh I I make TikToks uh simulating trains versus giant pit outcomes and I'd be like oh that's that's cool of you have you learned anything and they'd be like yeah the big thing I've learned in my research so far is that it's actually it's actually pretty bad for trains to run into giant pits I've got rainbow colored train I wonder if changing the color changes the outcome I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that it might still be an issue for there to be a giant bit and it is this is the most fun I've had in like at least three days