 It's good that I guess it's good that we're not live yet so I can explain to you Mel I think you have a drinking problem that Very important that we discuss this privately, but you need help Need to calm the fuck down with the alcohol. I know how a drinking problem looks like my dad has one You know how it look like I Think you're drunk Maybe people don't think you'd be like that, but they do The big true true right there, but Know you Coopie and my father told you God for a second I pulled up like a watch together and I was like Oh my god, I've got something on screen that I've never seen before which is rare. I Miss being surprised by watch together there. I said it No, right In the video that's been going around a lot We're basically someone edited it so at the end of endgame Thanos snaps and it works and everyone dies and he goes to credits This is like really depressing and they just lose again. I died, but then I came back Hello, everyone for the for the super late and inappropriately timed effort We had we had to nourish ourselves. We did after the Intellectual nourishment that we received moments ago. We had to get physical nourishment. I had to get drunk In whatever way Had to consume things So I guess we could open with I'm just gonna just get a show some beabre's Umily dooms while we uh, we you know, collect a cababilate Um, I think I posted this one Movie poster No, no, no, it means man it means man apex man apex man Got some more memes right here Fucking love that clip in general. I'm not gay. You're gay Related to anything in the episode, but I thought it was funny anyway I like it an alternate version of me Sometimes version of you or is it you vision? We will never know Love it Good tywin quote that's been changed a little I Guess it's just a part of you fab law now that tywin is like raging At the burning question what makes a good red of course what makes the rats holding on And then Bayou and jumped in on on what we discussed last stream very important topics lots of deep meaning No, I I happen to think that this is a wonderful rendition of the truth of the matter Well Luke he's even lost the hat and everything It's really well-drawered soup looks good the whole thing looks great soup rise This is the degree of our memes people I don't know how I've explained it, but Darth Vader had to throw soup on somebody it looks just like the soup bowl should No hand and now he's got soup burns See but that soup bowl actually looks like it would stand a lot better than the one that we we saw it You need to like you use the force to keep it up. Oh, it's constant training. I love it. It's Jedi soup It teaches you that even when you think that You're safe, and you don't have to worry about things like when you're eating soup You still have to make sure that your force powers are always You know attuned to your surroundings. I'm assuming he's a little safe He's keeping the bowl on Luke's face with the force right now as well. He's not letting it fall When you're a Jedi no meals are happening. This is live video. This is not a screenshot You keeping all the noodles in the water elements in place. It's very impressive Oh So, yeah Funnily enough the video that we're going for today or well possibly more than one depending on how long we go I Looked at it like I want to say two years ago So it feels like it feels like a whole thing, but I know that metal rags and jay won't have not seen this and yet All of you have seen The last Jedi yes Well big fans of the movie from what I understand sure Raging the horror for that movie That's that's true fandom. I like to see it. So we got it. We got a new watch together You could jump in right there. I was about to say it's always with someone's watching this in like the back Look, they'd be like how could we didn't do an intro this time? So well, this is technically a part to the previous one He's supposed to watch them together if you didn't watch them eight hours straight together assuming this is four hours And that you've done it wrong You're a bad person We don't make the rules here any fat. Yeah, I'm just reading them off It was set long before I had any control of them who CJ's in chat. Hello there I actually watched this video while I was CJ, why are you gay? Why are you gay? Yeah, why do you keep watching really bad movies about teenagers trying to fall in love and shit? I think it's because CJ is a teenager who's desperate to fall in love and so he searches through all of these videos to try and find The one who's funny. He um he mentions in this video. He's like, yeah for some reason YouTube really likes me doing these videos That's just like why? What a strange thing to do, yeah, but you know what whatever we're not even YouTube will defend these films This will be what are you doing up this late CJ's fucking 12 30 a.m. No one stays up late on a Friday night, okay How are you supposed to impress the ladies or the guys if you're like Tywin? If you're always up late and you're making yourself tired Yeah, I was gonna say I can actually figure out your problem there CJ Not getting out there you staying up too late playing video games the whole thing Also because you're gay. Whoa Don't think that okay. We're all watching a music video, right? Oh ignore that. That's like the default CJ have Does CJ have any illegitimate? Oh? We should ask him the gay question, I guess CJ stop using your face use your dog use your dog. Oh Yeah, you didn't use the dog at all in your latest video CJ. I've been I've been I'm betrayed. Yeah, I Just spoil the book they're reading and I'm in there Um Yeah, so as the title has already implied Why the last Jedi is a love letter to Star Wars fans? Yeah, it's still beat states have not pulled up yet you fucking patientless Blim flamma patient. I'm just telling you what I see why are you why are you jumping on my asshole? Because it's gonna ask you why are you leaping on to my anus? I'm gonna ask you a really important question the only you can ask. Yes, uh-huh. What is it? I enjoy answering Would any of you be interested in having CJ come on for this video? I don't care I mean why not it's a it's a prep for the fucking 24 hour We actually did two e-faps in a row with nearly no wasn't six. It was five. I think I don't see why not I Kind of feel like if we just let anyone on then it's sort of it's sort of kind of like by implication devalue Values being a guest on I mean past guest are allowed on remember when we had a app event on to just come on and explain an anime to us Yeah, but at one point it was legal to own slaves Ah, it's it's prep. Okay, we're gonna have a whole Well, CJ is gay then he is going to have to learn a lot about So I assume you cut out what did you say a lot about what? prep work You think you're just gonna let a guy Fuck you in the ass just like that Maybe well, no, no, there's a bit of is a process Hello, why are you gay? He's using the dog face. Are you happy now rags? Good. I'm kind of fucking happy. Yeah, actually Well, I'm glad that I can satisfy you in at least one way. Oh You know practice. I'm I'm a bit of a size queen and I have had a wide experience of Partners so It's okay, I understand we can't all that is Valuable information to have hmm can't all be fine All right CJ if you if you look to the group you can see an invite to watch together. Oh If you click that it'll take you to a mystical world. No, we're not steaks is also the name of one of my favorite sexual positions Which is another thing you'll have to learn if you're gonna find love In teenage films in terms of sexual positions. Is it better or worse than Mexican Halloween? Oh Oh Distant gremlin. Oh my goodness. That is it's so recent yet already such deep lore Yeah, see I'm gonna have to upload it because nobody knows what we're talking about Mexican Halloween was fucking magical I love the next people, but I need you to understand that your halloween's are just just awful It is We have we have hidden lore and this time it's not on Jay's channel. It is on Metals channel it will be released. Do not panic. Give me a few years. That's all I need Nobody knows that you exist metal it's true. You have a very small audience in fact I'm not see. I'm not even sure he's real like they could just be something. I'm imagining a voice in your head Christmas past in my own head Why does nobody talk about the ghost of Christmas future because he sucks because he's gay Why is he gay? Why are you gay? So I do I do have to apologize The video we're watching is made by Bob Chipman. I'm sorry. Oh, no, no, what are we watching? Oh, this is this is this is Mahler. Mahler. This is this is 13 minutes long So we're gonna be here for about well seven hours or what Molly this goes on for 13 minutes Do we don't we never leave we've never made a rule we have to watch the whole thing We've never made a rule where we have to watch the whole thing. So don't panic Well, I thought you were a big fan of them. What the fuck I inject. No, I like eugenics not Bob Bob Chippen gave eugenics The Nazis were a better reputation eugenics than Bob Nazis would be ashamed of them. They would be ashamed or upset with Minch and Bob Chipman is the the The opposite of that. Oh, it's the opposite of uber Winter if there are any Nazis in the chat, which I know there are because we're e-fac Well, we got we don't know right here. Oh, yeah, I need you I need to know what the opposite is and you can't say you because that's racist Are we all are we all Nazis though by association? Possibly because we all know Mahler. Yes. Yeah The uber Jew Called them, but I don't say that nor do I support it. In fact, I disavow it I've just heard that from people. All right. The challenge will be how far can we get before taking our first pause? Is everyone excited? I guess I have four and a little scared. Oh Okay, I know who this guy is now. Oh fuck I Was like a Derek Savage intro It's funny how that intro has always been so bad to me for watching with a bunch of people at the same time I was like God, it is funny bad, isn't it? I Need this on my stream just in metal we trust Fucking amazing It's like the eye the Illuminati eye on the top of the pyramid. I love as well Just you know the idea of people like, oh, you know, hey, I like the last year. Well, last year isn't so bad You're like, okay, but taking the stats. It's a love letter to Star Wars. I was like, oh, oh I think you went too far. Yes, some of us didn't get the fucking memo Taking right now. I Don't know man. It seems like Like it's a paradoxical statement. That's that's how I look at it It seems like an inaccurate thing to say But we're probably wrong. He's a very intelligent man. He's we're gonna break it down Can I just ask first of all, is this video a joke? No However, this video is very serious he I don't think Bob's ever made a joke. He says a lot of stupid shit, but You might assume that it is a joke because you might be a reason of being but Bob Chipman is more than I mean, he will ever be nor could ever imagine like unironically How many people we covered on e-fab with people like obviously a troll. It's like guys. These people exist These people are out there like people like rational Republican or whatever his name is Yeah, someone showed me his channel earlier and I was like I Know that they seem to want to capitalize on the whole market of crazy insane people in society But SJWs are actually not the only crazy people out there. Nope. There's a whole bunch of crazies Yeah, did you know CJ that Tywin Lannister is a hot flaming gay? Apex homo you might say. Apex homo. I Did not know that I'd be intrigued to see his reasoning as to why oh it would you just watched the last if he nailed it Well, we were convinced very much so yeah He's so fucking gay holy shit. He's three kids. I'm concerned that Game of Thrones has a vicious 100,000 he giant dwarves What is this music I Recall that the specific mythological figure Luke Skywalker resembles most oh my god He just fucking he's like the a drag racer. I was gonna say it's people who've never seen him before isn't this great Oh my goodness I know it brings me back to the days I too discovered the wonders of Bob Chipman. Oh, it's We slow tonal down, but really I was gonna say we might Do we really get through it as if we slow him because we don't fucking understand what he said the last time I mean we'll get through really quick. You remember when we covered him in like e-fap seven or eight or whatever We had to like keep replaying him over and over again I don't remember there for that. It was me smudden wolf. I think wolf died. I can't remember if you were there Yeah, we'll had to leave you fucking his brain melted like Bob is Bob is the apex human do your best to not only understand his point but constructs how you are actually a Disagreement with him before he's made another seven points He is Most largely by design is King Arthur, you know common boy gets a special sword I Don't know if I agree with that Luke Skywalker is King Arthur, right? Um, it's just the archetypal hero's journey Yeah, but you know how it works. It's like he is him in every way other than the ways he's not and you're like, right So fly even better He is a male. He is a fictional character. There was a sword He wears a robe an old man gave him advice. There's something well I don't know incest is sort of a crossover. I Don't disagree with that Because for the well anyone who knows the Arthurian legend. Yeah, yeah, yeah finds out he's of noble lineage This isn't news to anyone, right? Once again, I get not liking it I Don't actually know what he's saying because he's already blown patched off might actually have to rewind for I was gonna say wait I hate Bob videos. They're so fucking hard to follow. I'm gonna That's why he understands that his points are terrible. So he just tries to Dad he just tries to dazzle you with bullshit. Why would you use your own face for reaction shots? Like it's what you have. What do you have his face? I see Jay who yeah, who does that who would have such a good You know what I mean icon that so You're known so when you're known for it and it looks great And then you start putting your face and shit and you're like, oh what happened to the thing You do get the you betrayed rags, right CJ. I Can live it up. No, I don't think you can you say that now, but You know in 15 minutes I was gonna say I'm talking about screen shots to the dig this degree He like black and whites them chops himself out does the Specific emoticons make fun that he was and he was so fucking proud of that too. He made that he got the right picture Greated out cropped it He was so fucking proud of himself But ultimately It is his face and therefore it is a hideous thing. Oh wow you say it's more than titanically ugly or but the below or above. Oh My goodness. I would say I Wouldn't say indescribably ugly. I would say oh My goodness, I would say that he he has He is a chasm of ugly Hmm, that was just down and just blackness so you don't know how deep it goes It's almost like schroding jurors ugly, but because it could be just a little ugly, but it could be really ugly I've made the mistake of thinking. Oh, she'd be ugly and pretty the same time. You know, no ugly and super ugly No, like you don't actually you can't really fathom how ugly he actually singularity of ugly We're talking. Yeah. I mean we're in imagine a point in space with infinite ugly But zero mass. Well, no because he is very he's a very large person Scientific on this dream. Oh man I'm trying to describe the depths of his ugliness. It is a difficult thing. Let's keep going to the words will come to me Common boy gets a special sword meets a wizard finds out he's of noble lineage. All right. I think I got it I think I got it and well, how did things end up for King? I think that Bob Chipman looks like the north end of southbound What? What? Which part confused? Okay. No, you cut out on the second half. Well, listen. Okay. Fine. I'll say it louder so that everybody Can understand it if I remember Bob Chipman looks like the north end of a southbound warthog No, yeah, all right. Okay. All right. That's what's what I got. I He is not a statically pleasing. I put down agreements with that Again So, yes, I have slowed it down now once wait, what's his point that he's making about King Arthur? I don't know do we can we skip that one, please? Well, so we just gonna have to this patreon link on this all this fucking time Yes, there's a part of me who legitimately kind of wants to know what his point about King Arthur is But then there's a part of me that's like it's probably terrible. All right, fine. We're going back We're doing this we're doing this he said that it was liking Arthur. Let's see what else he says It's fine. There's not enough gin in the house Recall that the specific mythological figure Luke Skywalker resembles most largely by design Most King Arthur, you know common boy gets a special sword meets a wizard finds out he's a noble lineage This isn't news to anyone, right? And well, is it how did things end up for King Arthur again? Well Well, well generally when th white wrote the once-in-future King he didn't He didn't really call it that for no reason is like the idea is that he will be king again Like he Arthur's not dead so much as he was whisked away to Avalon And that he'll come back at one time Is his point that the bad thing happens to King Arthur after I guess he's on standby in a way like the legend of King Arthur is ultimately a tragedy But I guess what happened to Luke they turned into a tragedy, but that wasn't That was the thing that they decided to do after Luke's character had already been created by George Lucas I mean Ryan Johnson was the one who decided. Oh, yeah, Luke's gonna be like a tragic character Which is why so many people hated it because of what was established previously in the original movies for all of you guys seeing him on your screen right now Yeah, yeah, that's not a He's not a healthy man See that face makes me think that he's making this point as a joke, but I don't know No, that's that's a Well, you just aren't big-brained like a movie Bob is if you had a Brain that could make the castle run in 4.2 parsecs like you can't those eyes Just looking at this picture is really making me want to shave Fairly often because you know, I want to look good People can pull off beard drags some people can yeah, he makes me want to pull out my beard I Get not liking it But this idea that it doesn't fit with the franchise or it doesn't make sense in the narrative Yeah, that's a lot harder to justify in my opinion. However, that having your own knowledge I do think there's another level of resentment and rejection spinning out of this That's coming more from a place of misreading what people think the story is saying in the film You see a lot of the readings of music story before and against the last Jedi frame the film is a kind of anti-nostalgia or Oh Why would so many people think that why would so many people think that right? Yeah, so I guess he's saying that's a misread if you think of the last Jedi is essentially being like hey Pull that past shit kill it, you know like they say in the movie That's a misread a lot of people actually said that um The film does have him say that but the film proves Kylo wrong. I was like, I don't know does it Not even I just You know Luke doesn't you know people say like Luke saved the day and stuff When it didn't seem to be the Luke actually understood what the fuck was even happening with the rebels in the place Or how they could even escape. I don't know It is yeah, I Think this guy. I think he's one of the people who is going to like Star Wars no matter what and He will attempt to justify it in whatever way he pops also. Yeah, I am sorry about these pauses But he chose to put this on his video. Okay, like what am I supposed to do? Mainly based around Kylo Ren's monologue killing the past for good or ill the new trilogy is all in on the idea of its story As a meta narrative about the new disney owned Lucas film inheriting Star Wars legacy and what is it? It's very clever you see metanarrative It's it's That's Bob for you. It's really tough to decipher like a point and then respond to it This is the guy by the way that Patrick Willems said is like the only traditional reviewer on YouTube Or one of them. I don't get what the appeal is why Patrick Williams videos are so fucking garbage That's that's a lofty recommendation there We all really like Patrick Willems here. I wanted to make that clear he makes fantastic content. Mm-hmm help out my channel He helped build e-fab much much like how Star Wars the last Jedi kickstarted so many careers with how fucking terrible Thank You Patrick Thank You Patrick if you weren't so terrible then some of us might not be where we are today You did humanity a good Jedi's overall arc seems to be very much about setting up the starting point of a major status quo shake-up That's definitely what the final shot the kid is about and it feels like the logical place Disney would want to take the brand long term It just freeze, but that's where we already were we were at that point. Why did you stop there? Why well, I can't I can't see anything disturbing. I just see a ring. It's fine. Yeah, it's just a ring Well, I don't what do you see? Oh God it's like pussy lips All right, well either way see I now see my camera. Oh, yeah, skip to my cowl. Okay. Let's droid back Get everyone to 131 to take the brand long term. It just frees up a lot of possibilities. It makes sense No, there we go I was gonna say he said it the kid with the broom represents a big status quo shake-ups like isn't the kid with the broom just saying Oh, yeah, there's a bunch of force people out there who are gonna do stuff at some point And he says that prequels never I was gonna say like as if that wasn't the case anyway We already knew that that was the case that there's people with the force everywhere They can all because As far as I can tell anybody in the Star Wars universe can learn to use the force and then Some of them have like better proficiency based on bloodlines that have better access I don't know some kind of that seems to be how it was supposed to work and then Ray came along and kind of Guess, I don't know changed that to a degree But yeah, you know kid with a broom that fits in with what we understand anyway as far as I know It's not like a status quo change I feel is happening as well as a lot of people are extrapolating out from this that the last Jedi wants to erase Everything that Star Wars used to be and well, it's an argument for that Depending on who you talk to it about what they have erased a couple things Killing Luke killing Han fucking up hyperdrive There's a lot of explanations of the force and the universe and the world building Previous characters Reversal of arcs it is like making the victory the end of the OT absolutely fucking pointless It just it does give a lot of people the impression that Disney really hates Star Wars We had that And shit all over the mythos in this specific case Somehow say that Luke was never great and that the Jedi sucked in order to hold up the new paradigm Luke was never great. I mean Luke himself says like the Jedi always sucked or whatever and His logic in the film is so bad You know, it's terrible that The Jedi allowed Darth Sidious to rise so we should never let the Jedi be a thing again They let it Seems like it's still with having him around. I don't know. That's just my opinion It's my idea that something doesn't have a perfect record. So we should just get rid of it I don't know feels like that's a really dumb thing to say Luke, but the bad guys are in power It's like, yeah, well the good guys allowed the bad guys to exist. So So maybe we should just let I guess the bad guys won fair and square if we kill all the good guys There won't be any bad guys because they're already bad in comparison to good people You know what Alderaan, you know what I call Alderaan a decent start. Yeah Unnecessary loss a lateral damage Gay time hit the planet behind Alderaan got in the way, you know planets It was just it was just Jerry fiddling with the buttons and they're like, oh, no, no, no. Well You have to break a few eggs to make an arm with Jerry I'm the new characters as being superior and I don't Actually see that at all. In fact, I'd argue that the entire ray Deliberate earnest and sincere love letter to the idea of fandom and Star Wars fans in particular That's why the fandom loved it so much. That's why it just really resonated with fans Yeah, how could you it's a weird point to make it's like we're celebrating fandom and somehow half the fans hate us I don't know what happened We all good. Okay, then. Let's talk about Ray from nowhere for a minute Firstly, just so we're all on the same page. Just as the meta narrative of What does he have in Bob we trust on the bottom right and on top and his fucking patreon? Stop it. Look how ugly this is. Why is it? Why is it patron of movie Bob one? Because film Robert beat I Did what's with the really awful frame the gold foil the random lights different color like you don't need any of this No, you need all of it and more molly. Oh, you don't know how good you to it's like and the rest The resolution is so stretched out like fix your fucking resolution It's so yeah when I'm going around with UI stuff because I went someplace and I bought a little UI pack But you can get those like cheap and so I was fiddling just to kind of learn how UI stuff works And I learned that you don't want it if you want to still stretch something out You just you copy the segments and then you paste it on to the end because so it creates a continuous high-resolution line It's is the basic shit and Bob's been doing this for how many decades now Yeah, that's the thing. He's been doing this for a long fucking time and his formats haven't changed so huge I get it. Oh No, I know. Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's gargantuan, but oh, I mean like I mean do you mean mentally gargantuan? But he's a big brain. Oh, he is a huge. He is a galaxy brain Look at the shit in chat jimmy parka make videos instead of doing live streams. I haven't done a live stream in like two weeks I don't do one I'm finished. I was on metal stream the other day. I guess that's three into no one knows. That's that's deep door. That's like Videos are being worked on I assure you just because they're not released doesn't mean I'm not working on Well, unless I'm streaming because then you'll know that I'm not working on just so we're all on the same page Thanks for showing us that face again It's the problem is very much about Kathleen Kennedy's incarnation of Lucasfilm inheriting and trying to carry forward Star Wars as a preeminent modern pop mythology in the western Consciousness in terms of characters and on-screen action that story has mainly been told through the non Jedi and or force using Characters hence the first order in the resistance both being relatively new power structures What about the original series The original series was there was only like three Jedi in that one It was he died you know respond to movie Bob points because it's like it all blooms And like I'm he he's has so much unnecessary language all of his languages. There's a run-on sentences. They're like what what? It's just so much there and you're like this isn't a point or it doesn't contribute to a point It's just extras on top. It's just sprinkles. You're sprinkling everything on top these extra things You really got to like focus with your eyes and ears, right? Really get I already forgot what he said exactly pop mythology in the western consciousness In terms of characters and on-screen action that story has mainly been told through the non Jedi and or force using Characters hence the first order in the resistance both being relatively new power structures Both trying to maintain and expand the legacies of the empire and the rebellion respectively But it's also telling an adjacent meta narrative about star wars fans experience with Telling an adjacent meta narrative about star wars fans. It's obvious It's an adjacent meta narrative. It feels like okay. So a movie Bob video is like Christmas lights You're like right. We got to untangle this shit For ages that you finally go case to the first part. He said meta narrative was adjacent to the star wars fan base What are you making that guys? It's like, oh fucking no What is this does this guy not know it's just a movie about space wizards for children. Oh, yeah, that's right It's so weird that you'll have Patrick Williams say that which is in huge direct opposition to this which is the Just the opposite. It's Patrick Williams think it's so mundane and empty. Yeah, but I guess movie Bob thinks it's the most meaningful thing Since ever well honest the way it works Patrick Williams is if you draw something out of it That's in favor with his position that it be it is a good film Like if you draw something super deep and you reference philosophers and all this other shit to do with stars You probably be like, yeah, that's good shit But if you do it in reverse and reference how poorly made it is he'd be like, whoa The fucking movie about space wizards guy Yeah, it's meant for children Bob Bob. It's been children Child are red Child are and I like all the round Carrying out that same legacy just as Luke Vader Obi-Wan and the emperor and Yoda all had their own private Jedi versus Sith story playing out within but very much apart from the bigger scale military Conflicts that the non-force users were engaged in in the original trilogy Here the star wars fandom metaphors are all contained within the storyline that jointly encapsulates Rey and Kylo Ren To put it bluntly the two of them are both in-universe Metaphorical stand-ins for star wars fans. What? Okay, so we got that's that's his point Okay, we got there Three minutes to fucking make it Kylo and Rey represent two types of star wars fans Okay, the rest of the good ones end up bad ones. Why all those other words? Because how could you have understood any of that without the other words? How can Bob tell you how fucking smart and big-brained he is if he just tells you what he means? No, no, you're not fucking smart or big-brained if you use fancy words That's just what an idiot would say. Yeah, I was gonna say that sounds like the kind of thing a meta narrative adjacent to a gay taiwan lannister would say This is why you have you this is why you're not film Robert How many how many youtube reviews have you made bell zero? Yeah, how many people think you're a fucking idiot? I bet none Well, who's the winner now? Yeah Showed your ass. We did it though. We we go through three minutes So we there's a point there. I heard that point Oh, there's a it's not a point so much as an assertion. That's just This is like anti e-fap content like we can't even pause it because we have nothing to pause for He's done it. He's found a counter There's a fucking hate when they blow fucking a point with like stupid Fancy words and don't say fucking anything like if you have easy way to say it fucking say it You reach more people like that you fucking moron. Yeah, but you'll sound Dumber you need to sound super smart People don't let us say what you're saying. It doesn't fucking matter. It's not about getting a point across It's about appearing to be intelligent. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but he I know how dare you He's not smart enough to understand that he it doesn't come across as smart But he sure as hell thinks he does this man is cinema roberto. You cannot insult him Cinema roberto, that's very that's very big rain. I don't know. I'm not smart. Therefore. I am Kylo Ren goes around in a vader style voice changing helmet that he doesn't need to wear for any reason he likes vader No, no, it's because he's a fan boy Oh, okay. See the met. Do you understand the meta narrative there ranks? It's like this this this compares in between see kylo likes vader and guess what star wars fans like vader, so there It's cosplay guys It's not an actual real idealization of something in what they accomplished in their ideology I Bore he's not really a Seth. He just chooses to dress up like one vader head armor kylo ren has a costume He is literally He weren't his retarded border go Darth Vader cosplayer that's the best thing I've ever heard in my life It kind of is I guess Yeah, sure fine go with it even though it doesn't look anything like Darth Vader, but okay Darth Vader cosplayer Yeah, I guess Seen for this now and why was there no maybe that's gonna be part of his point though that that he's Truly not vader. He's just a fan and he's an angry anxious and I don't an angry man. Yeah He's part of the toxic brood Oh, this is definitely brood Attitude That's okay. We make the bop a little bigger. I think that's a small the what? The in bob we trust. Oh, but I'm right. I think it should just the whole thing should close in like it. Yeah, all sides Just be fair The more we see of in bob we trust the less we see of bob Fair enough don't don't tempt don't tempt you. You'll look An entire movement that's basically made up of bad fanboys. That's why the forced orders. What the fuck is this fad theory? Yeah The entire first order is just stupid fad boys All right Imperial gear reimagined by the world's most obnoxious 10 year old fan artists from the hunched over More monster looking walkers to rend stupid handguard lightsaber Which looks exactly like a cheesy mod someone would patch into a lesser star wars game. Seriously. That's our new villain So instead of the designers not knowing that what they were doing It's a deliberate attempt. Yes, so mommy vivid cosplayers and fanboys. You don't know what they're doing I love the idea. That's what he's reading into it. He's a modder Kylo Ren is like someone who mods star wars games I like the idea that someone designed it thinking it was so fucking cool And then movie body was like only some asshole at a stupid video game obsessed with fab boys would do this He's like Like, I don't know man. Like I thought it was kind of cool. Like no, you're a fucking idiot I remember when the trailer for force workers fist came out the amount of fucking debates They were over that crossguard lightsaber people going nuts. They're like, this is realistic It's like does it really just says why would you do that? There's a crosscard is a bed for that Let the movie come out. It was like now it's just event because he he's not like a real Jedi He does use it to uh to to hit thin as well. It's practical in a way I assume. Yeah, it looks hot as fuck. I wouldn't want to touch it. It looks red. Like the bit up top I agree. That's it. Order are basically the sith war reenactors from Futurama Darth splutter How the fuck are this? How is this the same? Where do you like Just because you say that's what it is that doesn't mean that's what it is Similarity means that they're literally the same thing But the similarity is they have lightsabers and have cloaks. Is that really it? All right. Yeah, this is the same And why are they doing it and what message they're trying to convey? Same thing Darth Head Now meanwhile rey is cut from some of the same cloth She knows all about the force powers and lightsabers. It's kind of weird Wait, does she know isn't the whole thing doesn't know doesn't know She doesn't know anything actually She's like She didn't know who Han Solo was when she first saw him Oh, wait. Well, she knew she knew him as a smuggler. She had no idea. He was a general and she didn't know Um, I somehow she didn't know about any of the fucking ot stuff But she knew remember she's like Han Solo the smuggler And then Finn is like no the rebellion general and she's like what no Everybody like how the fuck do you know him as a smuggler and not as the thing that he was famous for saving the world for Doesn't make sense. Charles Darwin. You mean the I don't even know as the ones well written Sir Davos once said if you're a famous smuggler, you're doing it wrong That's a very good point actually We will never know who the greatest ninja was The falcon because she's a fan girl for star wars. That explains why she knows nothing about it That's a fan girl for star wars. No shit Luke Skywalker was just a myth. It's like what no, that's what Fan girls do they they say everything doesn't actually is a thing Yeah, I think sense if you don't think about it like she is aware of she is aware of the legends of the jedi and wants to Like fan size about being one that means she's a fan girl She knows nothing about the force The reaching in this video Unprecedented Please let this be the case. This isn't the kind of stretching you should do bob That happened 30 or so years ago that she's heard stories about The jedi were real Imagine somebody said oh, there really was a vietnam war Oh my god, it's so stupid This is worse because it was a galaxy spanning civil conflict And this guy is telling you that the person who said that is a huge vietnam war fan How can she be a fan girl if she doesn't even know that they exist? I'm a fan boy, but I didn't know this. How is she No, hey, we're really formatted said though not bad Who would have who would have thought the fast way to get through bob's video was to slow it down This is one of the fucking like how you defeat him in the big twists at the end of the fucking story What an enlightening effect Why are they surprised? Don't know. That's the thing. It hasn't even been that long. Why would finby surprise his whole faction of based on destroying the jedi? He's like no shit. They're real. It's like what do you think snook is? This is like a crusader saying wait god, what's god? Oh Functional but sentimental nostalgia helmet of her own she has a little star wars doll Which is now something of a repeating motif in the new trilogy and we first meet her living in the remains of a That's an interesting motif usage, but all right A motif of dolls there's a motif of dolls. Yeah, no if a doll pops up multiple times. It's a motif But when are they multiple dolls? No, it's it's like the same doll, but But we're gonna see that one once when are there other dolls i'm outraged um Listen, it's we have this the motif of this video is that you don't actually need evidence of something for it to be true Well, yeah, she lives in a town at at so she's a big star wars fangirl I mean, okay. I should rephrase that technically things can be true without having discovered evidence for it It's just you can make claims and feel they're justified even without being presented heavy any evidence of it Oh, yeah, there are dolls at the end. The point is that you can make shit up There are ones at the end of the lost Jedi that the kids are playing with and Yeah, I mean they love the that's still action that allowed them to two instances. It's not even a pattern No, it's a motif It's like and Beethoven's opening Our new heroine who is herself either the last Jedi or the first of whatever the new permutation of good force users That's literally nothing else. She could be but okay Thank you for something that I'm going to grow out of all this will be called is an adult woman Who essentially still sleeps in a star wars bed? No, she's totally it's completely different She doesn't even know it's real son Why do you have to do this bob? strange man This is a big part of why the whole reya's a merry su thing pisses me off because it's not a shock that it pisses you off And you can't stand people not liking star wars. Why do people find it so controversial? Is it literally just because it's like Email specific and then the you could but you can still they hate the idea of star wars not being good Well, I mean, hello, I think hello Greta was the one who tried to argue that being a merry su isn't even a bad thing Yeah, it's a It changes people the last Jedi changes people Yeah, it's like it's kind of like an infection Where it just makes you disregard everything that you once, you know held to be true or accepted Like merry su characters are terrible and then the last Jedi comes out and all of a sudden Is it even bad if someone's a merry su? Is it even bad if nothing makes sense? Not really not really You need sense Sense is racist because star wars can both simultaneously be A love letter this or symbolic this with metanarratives about this and So simultaneously a movie about space wizards meant for children. It can be both of those things at once Do you think he's gonna argue that uh, she can't be a merry su because she grew up amongst All their stuff from the former empire I don't know how that would Oh, yeah, how that would I feel like he's gonna try to tie that in this is like This is like like a like saying someone's a warhammer fanboy and they don't know what a space marina You know It's like one of those most basic kind of things that you learned about something that you're supposedly a fan of But right you're not considering the metanarrative Damn right. I'm not fuck that shit It's like a theme it could be anything you want it to be and less or more Oh, absolutely a metanarratives the fucking It's like running a story that's only relevant to the world outside the film while the film is trying to represent it It's the most like garbled nonsense with more syllables Yeah, and it it really ever has to have supporting evidence. It's just like just raise a big fangirl star wars That's why she lives in a star wars band As you need it to be at any time And then you have to wander halfway through them explaining all of it. You're like, why are we doing that? What are you? Where's this going? Like don't get it the film's point is that fans are toxic and good at the same time or some shit Why does it look like he's having a stroke here? Because he probably is have you seen him? Lard personified lard personified Shitty misreading that when mary sue meant anything as genre criticism it described obvious self and certain characters who were Didn't mean anything What no the one thing never meant anything The one thing that's partially getting dropped as time goes on is the self insert part of it because People now are more especially thanks to ray. They're more using mary sue to mean a character that Basically goes through no struggles can achieve everything and everything and is loved by everybody Which are attributes that are essentially fucking amazing to have in terms of your abilities as a character Because if everyone loves you and you can do everything and you never get hurt You're probably gonna be fine But yes, some people will be like none of that's relevant if it's not a self insert for the author in this case ryan johnson slash jj And so people try and use that as a counter and it's like that's Not that doesn't really counter the important part like who cares if it's a self insert or not at this point We're trying to highlight that she's perfect Yeah, it doesn't have to be a self insert. They just have to care like it They have to be that attached to the character that they just give them a free pass That also still doesn't mean that Like like even if people were saying She's a self insert and they were wrong. So it doesn't change the other criticisms Hmm, like don't get too hassled over whether or not she's A mary sue by definition of how the word was used initially or whatever. I don't really care the important parts Who the fuck wants a character who's perfect? Love by everybody and can't fail anything when she's your protagonist in a film that's controlled by drama Disney Well, yeah I'm incompetent with no explanation. Apparently not me competent Ray has an explanation She takes to all this stuff like second nature because she's grown up being into it She takes up to all of it like a second nature because she's grown up with it So he's agreeing that that she is basically amazing at all of it for no fucking reason So she no the reason is because she sleeps in a broken at 80 doesn't how does that translate? They need to being an amazing force user slash pilot slash the cat There are explanations for the other things. I don't know just the force part like Yeah, I guess I guess CJ was right by the way Yeah, that's where I felt he was going with this because there's no other way he's he can tie this in So bad. Yeah And also the amazingness of her skill set is way overstated She's basically so far done the most obvious version of the jedi mind trick once implicitly by reputation She did it without even knowing anything about it. She just did it It's the most bizarre scene ever because she has the information that we have We're like, oh, yeah, she used that even though she knows how to do that. I'm like, how the fuck did kylo lu? Oh god, yeah Oh, right training. He was trained by luke skywalker Remember how ray like Boots down three stormtroopers as well with a pistol. She's never used to blast. Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, I thought you were talking to the other thing. Yeah, you see there's so many instances of her being a fucking Mary sue I can't keep straight Every fucking scene I bypassed the compressor. Bitch. You fucking ripped the component out of the console That was the inertial dampeners. No That's like slapping on a vcr and thinking you created a dvd player. I'm a master mechanic You are a Yeah, that's luke of what we're all blown away that the narrative is like, yes, she is like what what okay Why if you say so script? Because she she she gets all those parts from the 8080. But yeah, but she doesn't build them. But why She just gets her but she just pulls parts off because she doesn't even have to know what they are She just has to know when I bring this in it is this value when I bring this thing in it is this value Kylo Ren taught by luke and snoke for many many years defeated by ray twice who's had no training Why Does he think that the american pickers could just like build a jukebox? She knew the jedi were real. Oh god. Damn it The most obvious version of the jedi mind trick once implicitly by rex. I'm sorry Bob, what is the most obvious version of the jedi mind trick is that something we're all aware of there's like several tears I need a fucking stupid She won a lightsaber duel on her own once and it was against a wounded guy who's kind of a wiener and let's I would say even wounded he should have thrashed her in a second. He's been doing this his whole life It's been terrorizing multiple people. He could hold off fucking laser beams with his hands Solid augmentation there Bob. Thank you. What the fuck I like that he was like it looked like he was gonna make arguments. He was like, okay, so he's wounded. He's uh, he's kind of a wiener moving on The defense rests your honor Yeah, that argument was working for a while and then fucking er points out that like if you watch that seeing kylo's doing fucking flips He's doing like aggressive hits like yeah, he may be bleeding But it seems to me that he's actually improved like he's angry in the dark side I thought pain and hatred was supposed to make you stronger and better Which is why that argument doesn't hold up anymore at least I don't know how long it did but yeah Let's face it being good with a quarter staff meaning you know how to use a sword is only at least Almost as shaky logic wise as knowing how to fly the equivalent of a bush plane Meaning you're all set to fly the equivalent of a fighter jet. What about ism this doesn't even matter Yeah, so he's saying because luke was able to fly an x-wing so well when all he had flown was a different ship in his home planet It's fine that ray Was able to have no training with the force or lightsabers and dominate with both I thought it was established in uh, and you hope that the controls are very similar And if you because he because he used to drive a speeder, right? Yeah, this is the thing. It's tough to relate it exactly like is it the difference between let's say Um, I don't know rags you drive a car, right? Yeah, would you be able to like drive drive a van with ease? Yeah, absolutely. What about a big old 18 wheeler just just to save you time my first job was a valet I have driven more cars than 99 of the audience have Ferraris phantoms and everything is the cheapest shittiest cars to phantoms and everything in between manuals and Maddox and Oh man, I have driven every car literally ever made Yeah, so so what I'm suggesting here is that um the difference between the the thing that luke was flying versus the x-wing We don't actually know What the realistic difference between that those are like comparable to real life ray Was using a stick and somehow that means she's great with a lightsaber And it's like I don't like if we just got shad on he could explain how that's not a car You could pretty much get any car and be reasonably quite proficient with it because the controls are pretty much universal and they're designed to be It makes sense to me that in a star wars universe There would be some kind of standardization Between ships in the way that we do with cars because there's literally no downside to that and it makes people want to drive Your vehicle because it removes the learning curve also luke couldn't pilot anything Because he doesn't fly the falcon at any point does he? He's in I don't think he shoots the last few parts at one point like ray just straight up just flies it and she says She's never flown the ship before right or is that is that was that the case I can't remember I need to remember my force awakens now. She's I don't think she's ever flown before Anything she she said she's like practice. Did she say she's never flown the falcon before? That's the part I was trying to remember or not Point b we all it's not like we need to fucking argue this It's one thing to it's one thing to fly it from point a to point b that I can believe To do the shit that she was doing That's like stig level stuff and there's no way that I'm gonna believe that you can just pull that off Um, yeah, and besides we're arguing the part that's a little bit arguable The other one isn't the fact that she got no force trading is amazing at it Fucking picking up all those goddamn stones when luke struggled to like keep three up when he was trained fuck you You cheating There's no way you're beating somebody Yeah, like if you were just given a lightsaber and say fight kylo written you're fucked Yeah, there's absolutely no way you could win you would probably kill yourself with that thing because there's no counterweight to And if it touches you you're losing a finger or an arm or a leg Like I ain't picking up a lightsaber. Fuck. No. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. So I like the sword certainly not like a quarter staff It's good that you're aware of top gear high five I absolutely I fucking love top gear the old one not the fucked anyone either way on a meta level and in universe She's super good at star wars stuff because she's a star. No, no, it's real Since when just being a star was found when you good at star wars stuff. How does it even translate at all? That doesn't make any sense It's like me saying oh, I'm a huge wrestling fan I could just go in the ring and do like all those flips and suplex all this fuckers around No, that's not how it fucking works. You dick. I saw it on tv. I can do it And ironically that's like the the idiot nerds perspective on Like being a fan of a sport or an event or I've seen like zombie movies. I would survive a zombie apocalypse Second half is like, oh man. I like to go to walmart, but it's not open Trying to eat. It's trying to eat me. What the fuck I'm like all of duty. I'd make a great navy seal. Where's my where's my fresh water? Oh, no I wouldn't be a problem. That's not a merry suit. That's Gwen. So from that perspective the entirety of raise interactions with Luke in the last chat I are nothing less than a literal and figurative encounter where in a star wars fangirl approaches the veteran hero of the She has no fucking clue about any of it How could you call her a fan? She says isn't the force where you like float rocks and stuff How why would a star wars fan say that they'd be like, oh the force mystical They say a bunch of gay shit. They wouldn't say what she said bullshit. Hey Fucking fan It's the guy this is the if she was a fan and an actual fan was next to her. They'd be like, oh, you're fucking You're a phony. Are you serious? You don't know shit about this fake gamer girl detected Like you have you have luke's likes and give me that give me luke's likes if you don't deserve to hold that shit Ray is the equivalent of a twitch thought She sells bath water on tattooing Or or or what jacu or whatever not tattooing not tattooing Star wars and essentially says hey, we need luke skywalker to come back and be awesome in star wars one more time and yeah Basically gives her the real life version of shatner telling that guy to get a life in that snl Sketch because he's done with star wars and yeah, but one of those is an snl sketch That's designed to be funny and stupid. Yeah, and our issue is that it's out of character not that Why does it so it matches up with this weird meta narrative that makes no sense therefore? It's good okay I guess that's more I guess that is more important and is weighed more heavily than all of the Information presented in the films and all the films that came before it The match the meta narrative takes precedence. Yeah, gotcha. All you need And then just decided the whole thing is kind of bullshit And then he spends several days basically giving her the in-universe version of every deconstructionist cultural critique lecture about how star wars are the concept of jacu What are you talking about? He gave her one lesson and he fucked it up He's like oh the force is dot the dot the Jedi are bad Yeah, he didn't even prove that all all his lesson was the hey the force exists Yes, and she's like yes, and then he goes the Jedi don't own it. Yes, and she's like, yeah, sure. I don't know fine That's it It's a lot more pretentious than that obviously he's like there is life. There is death. There is violence. There is peace And you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know force doesn't belong to Jeff But if there's peace shouldn't we work towards that and can't you help us get that no There's violence It's probably just what I hate about everything in in fucking what was it called stupid place retrades an island Why have I forgotten things? Oh, no, that was pedo island. Why it's it's Skellige Island in real life. Why do I remember that? Don't remember the actual island name of the film. I'm a bad dude Oh, you're not talking about Skellige. No I went for chat to help me out here. Um arc two. That's that's it. I guess It sounds like a sneeze the him teaching here Like that's culturally insensitive like his goal was to essentially teach her that The Jedi is not something that's worth rebooting if you will When her whole reason to be there is that hey this horrible army of people are about to wipe out like innocent and good life on The universe. Can you help? So like his goal Isn't even relevant. It's like can you stop wasting time like yeah, okay fine fine Jedi suck fine fine fine But they're still better than the Sith so let's go It's like no, I have to tell you about yeah, didn't they protect the galaxy for thousands and thousands and thousands of years Who cares they allowed Sidious to rise rags that makes them the bad guys I'll take a thousand years of awesome if eventually at the end there might be some bad Yeah, no me too. We're probably the weirdos in that group And I guess it's fuck it the thousand years of peace prosperity throughout the galaxy for that Be deconstructionist cultural critique lecture about how star wars and the whole concept of Jedi are bad It's arrogant. It's elitist. It's based on old dried up myths that aren't compatible anymore stuff. It's been So writers wrong myths that are incompatible. So it was Luke writer. I So I'm confused with so does he think Luke was right or wrong here. I'm getting mixed signals Uh, I think he's I think he's saying that Luke was wrong and he's going to be proven wrong So I think he's saying that Luke's putting forward these arguments that are meant to be criticisms of star wars The concepts it's using itself and then ray comes along and disproves him and proves that these concepts still have some relevance Uh Because it makes sense that ray should be the one to explain that to him. Well, she is the star wars fan Oh As we know from her many references to things that she enjoys about the star wars universe Been leveled against what is this franchise forever Basically, you heard it all before all capped off with the idea that all the bad stuff about the jedi The star wars franchise and his failure to recognize it is responsible for the existence of kylo renon the first order aka shitty star So like I guess if there was no star wars, there would be no fans that you don't approve Bob is he's like luke skywalkers responsible for Bad fans This uh, this is the film fanboys You want to take your shirt off? You want to take the shirt off asshole But here's the key the last jedi is on ray's side of I can see bob actually doing that Yeah Movie thinks luke is wrong about this. That's why it commits so hard to old man luke. Of course. That's just so weird Oh Like Why did he get there bob? Why did he get to that position? He's so fucking wrong and it goes every against his character entirely How did he get there? Pointing asshole about the whole thing So we understand in no uncertain terms that when she argues back at him that despite his disillusionment with his Reputation the legacy of star wars the legend of luke skywalker is an important thing that matters to people Is still needed and can still do good in the universe She metaphorically representing star wars fans is right and he's wrong I wouldn't even say that that's what we see happen in the film. Yoda's the one that convinces luke to uh Yeah, it wasn't her wasn't here She ain't the one who did it. In fact, she She convinces luke to finally kill himself. He's gonna blow up the temple and end it all I don't know So, I guess the what what movie bob Thinks is the right star wars fan is killing star wars. I guess When when the true star wars fan is a green alien puppet man ghost Oh, that was the true star wars. That was the star wars we needed all along That makes sense Again There's some necessary gray area to it, of course the new trilogy does at least thus far seem to agree that the jedi Need to evolve in order to endure even as it maintains that ray. How do they need to evolve though? Like do they ever actually explain how they need to evolve and it was their choice to essentially slash them Like over this time we could have had a whole bunch of new jedi But no we just apparently it's just luke and his all of his students died because kylo killed the ball Because kylo kylo totally wasn't evil up until luke's shocked him in bed And that's what made kylo decide to kill all the other students. I've never understood that Like if if if your history of becoming a bad person was the a family member you trusted Right to kill you one day because they thought that you were like a bad person And they were one of the best people in the world. It's like, oh, yeah, I could see I could see how that could Lead you down a bad path but Killing a bunch of other innocent people the same night I think you were already a bad guy Yeah, I think you already had some uh, you already had some issues there Just like send a gloss over that somewhere But it needing to endure in the first place Hence why luke doesn't fully get that he's in the wrong about any of this until he gets a talking to from yoda And while we're at it why it makes oh so so the thing you said earlier isn't true at all then I guess the way he reconciles it is ray planted the seed and yoda convinced him that it was a good So what's the meta narrative of Yeah, what's the yoda represent what's his adjacent meta narrative equivalent I hate it when they talk like this It's just like can you get use of fish past all the nods said to actually use real words Sense for yoda to destroy the altar, but only symbolically because ray already only symbolically destroy again. What do you mean? He sets it on fire symbolic, okay Just because he didn't destroy the but I the thing I've always wanted to see was the morning after where all the fish nuns come out And they're like, oh my god No, like how does shit catch fire on this island Was was this luke? It's like he's gone. It was luke. He fucked everything up. And then yoda appears like no, it was me Oh my god, that man must have demon They have no purpose anymore The whole reason they were there was to take care of the temple like what I'm supposed to do Do they just jump into the water? Imagine being luke having to explain that to the fish nuns A ghost puppet alien Bear with me until the end. So I'm walking around. I'm gonna burn down the temple, right? I was I didn't though why bear with me, but then yoda shows up in ghost form and I'm like, whoa What's going on here? What the fuck's a yoda? I ain't getting any more fish nun poontang. I'll tell you that you got to explain Because why why must you do that when we're we're responding to booby-bob of all people His lack of ears is quite disconcerting. Yes. That's something that's been bugging me. What is it about the way? Yeah, well, he likes to listen to his own voice surely It's the metanarrative of his face. Vox is said who's gonna milk the tit monster I guess he's gonna swell up and explode That's the ticking clock of the island they gotta figure out to do it before he blows Before it blows up the island Because of course she did she's a star wars fan if people supposedly in charge of the franchise say It's done now and she disagrees. She'll take it up on her own And then like any fanfic writer worth her salt her first alternate approach involves trying to find the good and a sensitive bad boy Everyone oh, what what now? Hmm. What was that? And anyone for some reason it's not letting me drag past like three seconds. I'm that's like my limit on watch The others anyone else got that right now Uh, wait, what can any of you drag it to the like go for a 740? Uh Sure, there you go. Let me do it That's seven. Wait. No, it's good one back three. I just tried to get to 740. Yep. There we go Okay, first alternate approach involves trying to find the good and a sensitive bad boy Everyone has to start somewhere He's not like anybody. I've so ray is trying to find the good and a sensitive bad boy Apparently that's something a fangirl of star wars does I don't I don't know Do you see how this is this is sickle slot square peg sort of situation here? He's just desperately doing anything he can to make this make eddy said so every time he does just just gets more confusing The fuck is he talking about with any of this? Ever met He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest I'm sure he's ugly though So why can't I stop staring at him? But see and to run that meta narrative as he's fucking referring to it as before we even talk about that It it doesn't even make sense. She's like super pissed at him for killing Or some reason her father figure But then she's also just like yeah I kind of I kind of actually have a crush on him now. You're like, oh Oh Apparently vox's wants to come on All right. I mean do it six matte Jesus the fucking get rid of metal then Doorbell, he's just a bullet. Why don't you wow? Oh, well, wait a second. How come it's never you that has to leave moller Good question Guess we'll find out one day why that is but it won't be today. That's gonna be efab like 100 law We have to discuss the efab meta narrative Fuck that. This is a this is a full house now. Oh, yeah What a what a weird combo of characters. I just hope his internet kicks in Saturday night Saturday night Saturday night Oh, yes, rigby. Oh, yes, that doesn't answer the phone actually actually it's saturday morning Um It's right. I was singing a song. So what you've just said is offensive Oh, man, you're objectively wrong. So you're subjectively wrong Got him Hello, hello testing. Hello. So you don't like movie bob. Is that what you're suggesting? How dare of you? He is my favorite So what are we talking about? So what postmodernist buzzword are we going for now? I just said ludonarrative that's one. No He said meta narrative again and again and again Symbolics and all that shit Symbolic it's been a nightmare Yeah, yeah, I I've watched it. Uh, I've been dipping in and out. It's just the it's your typical Deconstructionist. No, no, no, no. I I felt it was this way. So let me As you said square peg round hole. Well, you're not you're not letting him have his opinion to you. That's that's why you're a bad person You're not letting him Look speak his mind have his have his truth. You're not letting him have his truth But then aren't I also entitled to have my own truth and my own opinion. No, you're a white male Am I You're a white puppet. You're not only a white male. You're an old man. You represent a bike on patriarchy But I'm hung like a black man. So does that chance allow? I think I was gonna say we have we have a female guest and you said something so horrific and she's been so so very civil and non What is it lady? On the a-fap? Yes Panic. There's a woman Oh, yeah, I guess it's just that's I just where she was so Connected here. I never feel the need I guess So cj and voxs the the doggo and the puppeteau This is metal and jay longbone Metal jay longbone. This is cj and voxs. I don't know who out of you guys have met before or not But now you have for sure. Hallor manheimer Hola Hello, uh, um, it's very nice. This lady is It's no longer a sausage fest All right, come on focus. Did you take your did you take your pills today old man? I took too many Time is it oh Jesus It's all dry. Would you like to to mention that you're single? I don't know who it is Um, well considering uh cj confessed today. He's about to become a wizard Then again, he does want his powers, doesn't he so you want to hold on to the thing? Yeah, I'm a a griffindor a hufflepuff a raven claw Who the fuck would want hufflepuff or us or yeah Anything but hufflepuff More like hufflepuff. Am I right? I would Isn't isn't that a a joke did you hear about the gay magician he disappeared into a puff? Ah, that's racist Let me guess he was a black magician. Yeah, yeah fun. I like it because I'm full of self-loathing Oh, yeah, so there's a video, um, yeah, yeah, sorry completely derailed things I in charge eventually does come around to her view of things anyway Specifically that he and the jedi and star wars are valuable for the good they can inspire in fans like her That's why the astral projection twist for the big final battle is such a genius. Yes. Yes all genius Yeah, it was a genius Oh, do you think I've ever Nothing really You mean the complete ass pool didn't um, was it escape from new york? Have the similar ending not escape from new york The other one Where oh the twist is oh, it's yeah, isn't that the one where the twist is? Oh, it's a hologram Yeah, I remember people highlighting that it was essentially a rip But I mean there's probably a lot of films that have a lot of similarities here and there I would just rather say yeah, it's just bad. Even if it's a bad clone. It's bad It was a twist for having a say at the twist, wasn't it? What a bizarre defense. It was a good gag. You're like, I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be a dramatic moment So I don't think they were trying to make it a gag Uh Some people left, but I think they laughed because of how much of an ass pool it was Imagine being like the director here hearing people laughing at a moment. You thought was like meaningful Oh This is probably why it's no fool through the beard Also because kylo ren getting humiliated will never stop being fun to watch But mainly because it allows loop to not simply it wasn't fun the first time. No It it certainly didn't get better. I don't know if we should associate the word fun with the last Jedi. I feel like that's Yeah, you know, it's a bit much Credits were fun. Oh, yeah One last rescue but to actually make the legendary version of himself the invincible all-powerful But he didn't rescue him rated. Yeah, not to mention that like how who's spreading this story the empire doing it Or like half a dozen people And how embarrassing when like everyone's like, oh Luke took on army of them and survived that's so cool It's like someone goes. Oh, he just projected himself there and like doing it gave him a heart attack. So Yeah, he just distracted him for a moment with a hologram It's like he was never actually in any danger Yeah, no, and he thought he would survive it like sneak out But then he just keeled over because it's too much for his old with this Old it was embarrassing. It was horrible And the kids tell each other the story of Luke the fool who Tried to trick everyone who could have helped in a meaningful way, but instead like a coward Pretended to be in a place where he wasn't and then died from it died anyways He literally phoned it in and it killed him It was a really good gag one for the ages. Oh, how are It was a good gag. That's true Oppable Luke Skywalker Jedi master who he may never actually have been himself real enough Well, he never actually was that he did save the fucking galaxy Killed the emperor. I think that counts. Well the meta narrative says otherwise. So Well, no one no one told that story because no one fucking knows anymore For a moment that it can inspire the good side of the galaxy all over again Well, why was that something that needed to happen? Anyway, like 30 years is actually really not that long in terms of the galaxy had been saved like I can't imagine the it wasn't fresh on people's memories. Like Jesus Christ We're only 30 years into our new galactic republic, you know I don't like how it was America right now. How was America 30 years after their independence? So like 30 years ago was 1989 So we what did we talk about at the beginning of the stream robo cop came out 1987 Imagine if nobody knew that robo cop existed Yeah, and there was simultaneously a huge fad of it And that was a movie on a part of a planet that most people haven't seen We're talking about massive galactic civil war that destroyed the most powerful force of evil the galaxy had ever known And people are just like, I don't know. It was fucking nothing. I don't know what happened. Oh, it's just a meme. I don't know It'd be kind of like like people not thinking the Soviet Union was Yeah What do you mean the Berlin wall actually came down? Yeah, I just saw it in chess like berlin wall. I don't know anything about that What happened in 1989? um Berlin wall came down in 1989 Spot on yeah, that's a good job. That's crazy. How you knew that right up top of your head. Very cool. And so You know, we needed ray to convince luke to bring The element of like, oh, yeah, there are heroes in the world that we can look up to and it's like, where the fuck did they go? Why did you why since when was nobody looking up to them anymore? Was it really the everyone found out he ran a jedi school and one of his edgy fucking students killed everyone there That ruined everything for everyone. It's like, oh, what a great story the most popular movie in 1989 was who framed roger rabbit I know that one. I mean, is that a real movie? And the most popular television show. Oh, no the cosby show I You want something to drink boy? No No Because that's the payoff for making this the central theme of luke and ray's story It's not just luke skywalker the man who saves the day. It's the bigger and more powerful I didn't say anything though of luke skywalker as he existed for ray and in the wire But they didn't say anything. This is a dumb point because it just doesn't happen. This just doesn't exist in the movie Yeah If he saved the day, we shouldn't have another film afterwards. That's it And instead the empire like at the height of power and the rebels are literally like a dwindling force on one ship like help And that's not gonna motivate people because people are gonna say where's luke skywalker? Oh, he's dead. Oh I don't remember how they like They can track any ships through hyperspace like oh, they leave happily ever after on a ship in hyperspace All the ships in orbit are just gonna blast it away like the How is there a And it was ray who saved them anyway because she moved rocks exactly they Oh my god, it's so dumb like I can't resist talking about this again But so po is like, oh luke wants us to go through the exit that he came in Obviously so we can escape and you pause right there and you're like, oh You think luke wants you to just run out into the salt planet infinitely you just run You just like run into a cave somewhere like wait Did you suggest that you came on a ship that you could all get on to and how you're gonna stop them from tracking you They've got like super tracking now as you just established they have They have an entire fleet of massive warships. They have I even though they apparently never want to ever use it like thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of troops and ships and like I get it. Okay. Like I get it that's maybe something you could interpret. It's like luke I know you're doing your cool guy walk And and and everyone's apparently letting him do it. But wouldn't you be like, hey, whoa luke luke before you go Where did you come in dude? What the fuck should we do? Where did you come in? Which was it that door? How did you get here? Where's the parking lot? Where's your ship? Can we use that? And so you're like, okay fine. No, they could they didn't have time. He was doing his cool walk They didn't have time so they they run to the back of the area They follow the crystallism there and then they're like, oh, no, it's blocked off. Oh, no, luke's however luke got in Has now unfortunately been locked off and then ray opens it all up and they're like, oh how convenient What the hell is happening? Yeah, it's also stupid I remember ray only got there because for some reason when she did a big force battle with kylo He got knocked out and she didn't Convenient that and she stole snokes personal escape ship that just happened to be there like Oh, this film's badly written. It hurts. It's just there for the taken. You just if you it's it's it's uh, listen The first order as we all know operate the trust system damn it Trial imagination both in the star wars universe and in our own from where i'm sitting That is the main thematic takeaway from the philosophical side of the story the magic takeaway from the philosophical element of the metanarrative Jesus christ bob See to me it's it's when they've ran out of sounding meaningful with like regular words Like fuck. We gotta use some tism words. Otherwise people might think we're a fraud It was scander farious Ancient egyptian hebrew philosophers would often contemplative writings in scripture These ancient dealings in iolistic philanthropy And then he just like throws like pie in there randomly and you're like Yeah, wouldn't it be funny if had like a stroke halfway through as I pontificate about the villager for gourmet words good Story in the last jedi a metanarrative that says to star wars fans your devotion to this is a good thing You are right about that message did not translate to many I just like that. They fucked up so bad Hey fans that came from all the other movies where luke skywalker was that cool Dude that saved the universe. There was a good character. He's no shit You're welcome But it's okay if you if you if you against that because she because ray is nice And things like what are you talking about? You're like, why oh that kid's dressed up as anakin from phantom menis. Wow What's that? Who's that steampunk asshole just here who lost his he's at the wrong convention Is he trying to be c3 p.o. But not No, he's no Like let's do the star wars picture guys. This guy's like, hey Fuck off on the right. You have the world shittiest boba fat Hey, these are the fans the film was for okay Oh System back and you are just going to continue the guy who says let the past die is a total hypocrite Who stays on the shitty path? He was already on even and can you really prove he's a hypocrite? What the fuck are his values like I can't even tell The fuck does kylo even want is he just maybe he's just a liar Or he's an idiot He's not a hypocrite because he doesn't even know I know everyone in the first order is a fucking retard Because if I was in charge of shit, there would be like the first 20 minutes of the movie and it would be done Yeah, how the film starts he could have just shot the rat is the film fucking ends. It's bizarre You cut the film's like open five seconds is broken He establishes himself as real estate values will plummet. We'll let him win in the long run And the Jedi sees his error and is redeemed the fangirl who argued him out of his funk and then it wasn't that was Yoda Is the I'm taking Yoda's victory away. He was the one who was like fuck. I gotta get this shit on the road It was the puppet and not our puppet the green puppet That's his redeemer and by proxy the co-savior of the resistance the star I've never actually asked Voxus. How do you feel about puppet representation through Yoda? That is quite a philosophical question if we examine the ludo narrative And pontificate about the metaphysical aspects of I'm fucking now. Fuck it all This is a fucking dumpster fire. That's what this is first of all The whole Yoda thing in general Is a is another arse pull And of other people have noted it's a massive plot hole that this puppet can show up and is is god He can summon down lightning And why doesn't why didn't you at some point just say You know, you're pretty powerful. Can you not intervene? Can you not like you could help the resistance you just Target Your target, uh, look for some emo kid. You can't miss him just a couple of thousand volts up his arse That'd be really good. And uh, if you want you can burn the books some more We'll go to as many book burnings as you like. I got some loads of 50 shades of grape We'll throw that fucking on the fire. We'll do it all. Um, but yeah, do me a solid, would you? And maybe not even Yoda if you're gonna pull ghosts out your arse Obi-Wan Darth Vader shows up at the end now considering Kylo is a Vader fan boy. Why isn't go? Oh, you like Vader? Well, here he is and he's really fucking disappointed And you could you could shame him with the ghost of Darth Vader. That'd be an interesting twist. I'd like that Never meet your heroes as they say Watching an emo fan boy of Vader break down and go. Oh, I didn't get like credibility from my hero Vader I'm a fuck up. Well, I'm gonna do I think I'll throw myself from a lightsaber. Now that would have been a good ending I would have loved to have seen that I like the idea that He's just he's just like you could easily win the whole war for them But they're like, you know, just electrocute those ships. He's like, no, you have to win yourselves. It's like, okay No, yeah, I get it. I do like it's a fair Trying to teach us stuff like it's great. It really is but People are dying dude Like the fate of the universe is potentially You know in the balance here, uh, we'll tell you what you do this. We'll come by for summer school We'll make it all up to you but for now Maybe save the universe first. Oh, this is a great lesson for you. It's like, you know, there's 20 of us left They used to be hundreds thousands. Yeah, like we're actually fucked. I get it. It's funny. Ha ha, but seriously now yo No, you guys need to learn But then when Luke dies can't he do that? Is that is that something's gonna happen in the next film? He shows up and goes, oh, yeah, I learned this trick from Yoda. I can zap people from beyond the grave. Uh, check it out Uh, it opens up just this whole can of worms These mystical force powers in the new star wars films. You just you just You they're like a bag of tricks. You just yeah, they can fucking do anything Uh, they can make you fly in space and breathe in a vacuum You can come back from the dead and you can physically interact with the world and Shoot lightning out your ass, whatever. Oh, you can make holograms Yeah Anything is possible. I really I think I think I would not be surprised if ray in the next film physically flies Or time travel some people have said time travel might be on the cards. I wouldn't put it past them at this fucking point What what what what what do you gentlemen think do you think that time travel might be a possibility? In the next star wars film, I think it might I think I I'm not counting out anything at this point Yeah, same possibilities In a bad way I just want to know what the fuck they're doing like I can't get any reasonable Idea what they would do next Yeah, it's fundamentally super curious I have zero expectations I think they'll try and get the galaxy theme park up and running better. I think they're trying to scramble for that Um, they've got that mandalorian tv series part of their streaming service. So they're going to try and Get people in on that save face. Um, what else has happened to disney? Oh, yeah, they've had to cancel the uh, the resistance animated series after two seasons because it was the most Oh, shit that got cancelled After the two seasons. Yeah, wait, what what did I mean? Well, the funny thing is I didn't even know how to season two Yeah, it was the show that like a whole bunch of people criticized for it's like poor animation and like it's tone Oh resistance It's over It was like I remember it was like it's for kids and it it aired like at nine p.m on a sunday Which is prime time for To watch not that they would even if they could It's terrible. It's like a house of cards because you've got that Have you heard the stories coming out about the galaxy? Uh resort park. Oh galaxy's edge. Yeah Yeah, they're having to cut back some of the hours of the the disney drone actors There's like one ride and that's it and they spent a billion they spent a cool billion On what is essentially the millennium falcon shitty arcade ride and the rest is like a strip mall It's just really expensive shops. Uh, so they've got a streaming service they've got this the next one rise of the skywalker which comes at the end of the year and that's One trailer one teaser trailer the promotional stuff I mean, we're bound to see more as it gets close to the date But I'm not feeling the hype for this. I mean you look at something like a end game which came out this year Well, we almost took that and still talks about it. Luke skywalker rise of the skywalker, whatever No one's going here. I'm really looking forward to that I don't think it'll flop. But holy shit star wars like is dying as a franchise So sad because you I think the marvel, you know marvel's shooting up They they were probably like, oh, let's just do with marvel what we do with star wars what we've done with marvel Just spam, but it's like yeah people are ready for star wars spam because Like killed our interest gotta be good to spam it. Yeah Because people talk about superhero fatigue. That's like, uh, oh, it's it's did you see um Red light media covering the boys rags Um, I haven't watched it because I'm worried about potential spoilers. Yeah, no, that's it's a good show But um, it's funny because jay talks about how like He wants to recommend this show and he loves the show even though he said he's like off the superhero trade Apparently he's just still on it. It's just like, yeah It's it's a little bit more complicated than you know too much superhero stuff It's like no, no too much like superhero stuff could be fucking everything execution Yeah, and star wars like there's so little of it And it's so fucking disappointing that tlj destroys everything that solo happens. It's like, oh It's like happening like bad calls a lot of bad calls on disney's part Yeah, like how many marvel films do you think would have to be bad in a row for marvel to start actually Getting fucked, you know like monetarily I'm curious I'm curious if the loss of iron man and captain america will affect like I don't know The film's going for because I I mean, you know fucking spider-man just made a billion dollars. So apparently not It depends. Uh, I think I think marvel is at that stage where they can take the hits because they've had so much success And the franchise is enormous now Yeah It's almost like they have a lot of room to experiment and really see if what you know, they can prospect for that next gold mine Yeah, a lot of people like such a that they've like such a big following now that they can do like A lot of lots of lots of fuckery before anything like and they've earned it. That's the thing when it comes to marvel They've largely they've they've really earned Yeah to clarify so many people are down for it in fairness. It is spider-man. That's true um and phase four isn't looking great, uh as A projection. I can't say how good each of these things that are coming out are gonna be but holy shit There wasn't much to really get me hyped up. But hey, we'll see what happens. I guess Mm-hmm. But um, yeah, no, um, you know everything rises and falls eventually But I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen with star was like after episode nine, which is gonna be a disaster I think we're all very much at peace with that It's it's like it's like watching it's like you've seen the car crash But you're just revisiting it just just to see if there are any survivors and you can identify Yeah, I want to watch the fireman and the paramedics pull out the mangled corpses from the wreckage No, I mean well I think tf tfa was tfa was the car crash. All right tfa was a car crash tlj was the the people crawling out covered in blood and then getting kerb stomped And then this film is gonna be us looking at the blood drain I'll just like down like the little fucking It's gonna be a desperate The jaws of life are gonna be on the car But it's on fire and people are burning inside and they're screaming and jj abrams He's pulling at the door and eventually he's gonna go Fuck it And then get the flux capacitor time travel that shit No, no episode nine is the plucky Inexperienced paramedic and this is his first job and he could either do well But he's probably gonna fuck it up beyond all repair and end up killing them They're like put a put a pillow under them until he happens to get here and he's like a scalpel Because the last thing you want to do is move their neck. So you're already They're dead you killed them Well, it might still be life, but afterwards it's not gonna be recognizable. It's someone coming back and go Uh, you you like the way your husband looked, didn't you? Yeah, he's still the same. It's just um He's just missing an ear. He looks the same in the dark You thought the they Fucked up his face. But what they actually did was take his face and put it on a different person Like horribly glue it and staple it on No, no one will know It's a nightmare when he talks just don't worry about it. You'll be long gone by then Just get it over with. But yeah, lots of bad calls by disney. Uh, I think I think uh, cynic snacks Put it quite well. There are more bad star wars films than there are good at this point, aren't there? I think we can probably agree. I mean some people can defend the prequels and like them But even that you add up all the the spin-offs And the christmas special as well. We can't ignore that If that if that counts too, I mean it depends on which ones are counted as good and bad because a lot of people are Iffy on what revenge of the sith counts as and return to the jedi because You know, I love returning the jedi, but it's got some tizmy writing in it It's just the by comparison to the sequels all of them are good so But yeah, the in terms of eras if you look at it as ot prequels and disney disney is now the biggest of the three eras They have a controlling stock in what is star wars We did it Yeah, I mean a lot of people are like well, that doesn't count because the ot and the prequels are the george era and it's like who sees the prequels and the ot is one continuous era though They're very distinctively different in terms of production. That's all I mean like of course in continuity They are but if we're gonna go by continuity Then the disney ones count as well That's the wonderful world. We're in Anyway, we were watching a movie bar video remember that No, I I don't want to The star wars universe is thus preserved and reaffirmed by the consumerism Yeah, we get it Oh I suddenly want to buy a fox for I want to buy a tesla and then tell my audience I didn't Don't question just consume Jesus christ, why is this so warped Because he's going so slow I'm not really sure how that could be more the opposite of Trashing or diminishing classic star wars Our main heroine is our main heroine because she's driven by reverence for I wish I wish there was something in the film that explained why she's actually here So it would be so cool to know what actually drives it what motivates her to do good Yeah, I was gonna say Motivation to get off the planet in the first films. I just want to get off. I just don't want to be Because there's a moment where she sees an old lady cleaning rust and the The implication there is that's my future I'm going to be stuck on this rock an old lady sand in my vagina cleaning bits of metal the rest of my days I want about the sand gives it she gets off rip All right, indeed indeed, but she doesn't want that and she gets off that but that's the problem Her thing was to get off the planet. She gets off the planet and then suddenly We're gone. That was my motivation. Now. I need new motivation. Uh, here's a lightsaber. It might mean something. It might not That there you go and that's it And now we have this weird like aimless child who needs to be told what to do and that's her character We are the like the fact that leia sends her to go see luke's like why it's like, I don't know You're the force He has the force You you like luke. Do you know about she's like, yeah, I guess she's like, okay, go take chewy with you I guess I don't know Han solo because she has that bitch. Oh, you're han. She knows about luke as well, but she thinks he's a myth. Is that how it goes? Yeah, after after everything that's happened everyone's it's it it's the world building that jg set up It hasn't really been fleshed out and is very confusing. So after A giant planet which destroyed old run is destroyed now that never happened 30 years ago. That's that's a myth That's a legend. Yeah Go with a fucking holocaust imagine an entire Planet blow I don't like the holocaust by the way the holocaust is bad just for just to be clear I know we had an issue a controversial take But just so we're clear youtube um, but imagine a whole planet getting destroyed Like that will that is a that is a horror on the galaxy that will never ever be forgotten Except that it is 30 years later Doesn't she like leave Takodana in in tfa. She's like, oh Good tizmy land then she's kidnapped by kylo and then they save it and then there's no scene that makes her like go You know what this cause is worth fighting for you know something like that. She just goes. Yeah, I'll go find luke You're like, but what what? Like imagine lay it was like, well, you find luke. She's like, no, I'm going back to jaku. I hate this shit Okay I would like that It sucks just get rid of it gets his ass handed to him not just by luke skywalker But by from a certain perspective a motion picture about luke skywalker Willed into action by the needs of fandom to see one more motion picture about luke skywalker If he was in person with me saying all this I'd be like he was serious right now Come on He's like well, this is about a narrative So he's saying that luke skywalker kicked His own ass by being in a star wars film think about it from the perspective of a meta narrative old man Okay, I know you're not used to this but you see ray Oh, I am i'm just fucking sick of it ray got him into gear and then he created a projection of himself a Series of images if you will a film of himself a projection of luke skywalker defeated the negative fan By getting boosted by the positive fan get it So he's comparing the narrative in the last day with the real world narrative of fans being pissed off With star wars I don't really know i'm not sure wow that's quite a reach It's quite a reach and I don't think ray really inspired isn't luke really inspired when he sees the old holographic projection of his sister coming out of r2 d2 because he has a little grumpy moment where You know flances around the island and then he goes back to the millennium falcon for nostalgia steak and he sits down And r2 d2 just happens to have that 30 year old recording just stored in case I don't know In case luke gets the dementia or Alzheimer's needs reminding I don't know but he sees that and he's like oh, yeah now remember what I fought for Certainly, isn't it r2 d2? Or if you want to get meta narrative, it's projecting that saved luke skywalker And I think that's what's bob is doing trying to save luke skywalker by projecting I mean Honestly, there's just slots right in with all of the insane takes that people have defending this film or fucking captain marvel Like you never know how far they'll go and they'll never be able to use just a good old-fashioned consistent progression Fuck that There's no way they defended the films with that so they got to choose these weird fucking positions Yeah, they have to do this this this Serpentine slithering and just trying to avoid the main issue, which is It was a bad movie and the consensus was it was a bad movie and I think for a lot of people They need to come to grips with the fact that You know what if you do like the last Jedi whatever fine But there's no shame in saying I like a bad movie Some people take their their tasting movies too seriously and they get they get personally hurt if someone says to them Oh, yeah, that movie was crap. I didn't like that But you're they're entitled the opinion you're entitled to yours and your taste but I think for some of these people it's almost like emperor's new clothes. No, no, it's it's not it's not a bad movie It's a it's a beautiful robe. You can't see me naked. You can't see my deck hanging. What if they said to you? It's okay to dislike a good movie Ah And that's perfectly within reason But but the problem is is when you you do force people to look at it through the the objective standards And you know, you can you can acknowledge a film for its faults and like it But some of these just just You know, can't see the forest for the trees. They refuse to go Yeah, there's an inconsistency there, but but then they do this mental gymnastics But but the the inconsistency works because uh, fuck. Where's my the source? Uh ludo narrative. Yes, uh It's oh, I want to sound smart. I don't want to be called out for having bad taste in films A lot of this is ego some people need to put the ego to a side and the pseudo intellectual bollocks You go, yeah, you know what it wasn't that great I'd be interested to see what people's opinions change when rise of the skywalker comes out to see if people change They too when they have that coming next to it and they go actually yeah, that that one was was bad But this one redeemed it in the end. I think there will be some Up as new star wars apologists who will go for that angle Once the next film comes out They'll they'll go Actually, yeah, I'm actually on the I hate the last Jedi bandwagon But but it's okay because there's now this film and and that It's and then they'll throw in some pseudo intellectual bollocks to say how it's how it everything's interconnected intertwined That's gonna be really interesting to see um if the people who love tlj are gonna like episode nine like what's gonna happen Because it's just gonna be a whole new slew of reviews from all the different people We know like I wonder if you know quintin reviews at night everything if they'll love episode nine what if What if chris duckman gives it a bad review, you know Jesus What if there is time travel? Like Let's I know it's a bit tangential, but what if I mean that is a massive ass pool There's never been time travel A lot of companies when they they write themselves into a corner And the writing is all over the shop and they have nowhere to go They will resort to rebooting a franchise or reworking it by doing time travel So my question to all of you is what the fuck is gonna happen if they did pull that That that rabbit out the hat what the fuck would happen Well, imagine like um jj undoes all of essentially The last Jedi and and maybe maybe not tfa, but the last Jedi let's just say that And then the next three movies that are given to rye johnson. He's like he like undoes the undoing He's like no No, like you didn't time travel we time travel to prevent you from time traveling to make it so that the tlj did happen 100 percent Because it always seemed to me that Like jj made his tfa and then rye was like I get to make the next one like sad castles and he built his on top of jj's I have to kicking it down and then jj was like, okay, okay I'll make my next one. I get the final sale this trilogy. Oh, yeah Well fucking time travel asshole your stuff never even happened and he's like there you go That's the end. There's my big sad castle and then their mom is like, okay ryan You get to make the next three sad castles jj's like, oh Oh Boy, look mom. I'm directing that's very good. Look. I'm taking a shit on it very subversive Everyone's expectation and what I'm making a poopy castle mom. I want to ruin star wars. No, I want to ruin star You can both ruin star wars. Take your turn. Oh mom, it's not the same You have a ruin star wars at home. You don't play with that one anymore, right? Some people are saying in chat that the rebel series that got cancelled did have time travel in it No way I guess it's not off the cards for that to happen other people have speculated there might be time travel because john williams has said Then the next film is going to have every piece of star wars music that's ever been made That may not mean time travel, but it could be If rays going back in time you could have jewel of the fates and things like that playing to go Hey, remember this bit remember this bit. I'm surprised they haven't used. Well, they did use it very Uh subtly when they had dathmore and solo But I was like, why wouldn't they have just used that song full on by now? It's just such an easy way to get fans to go Yeah, uh, there is indeed uh time travel And star wars rebels you can see the clips on youtube they fucking time trap not only that it's done In and it's in it it involves darth vader Like is it like through the force? Is it like a machine? I don't know. I don't know yet Oh my god. Oh shit Everyone's getting very concerned about the time travel. Somebody rescue somebody from Darth Vader essentially using time travel I don't want to travel gonna make everything even worse Oh, no It's gonna be time travel, isn't there? It's gonna be time. I thought it'd be impossible. I'm I'm still in team. It probably won't be but we'll we'll see who fucking We have team time travel and team not time travel It both horrible now Walker don't fuck with the Jedi master son Now whether or not this particular story was the one they should have been telling on its own merits That's a fuck no other discussion i.e. Do we really want it to be okay for a feature film in a multimedia branded intellectual property franchise To make sanctifying the existential righteousness of said branded intellectual property as a life philosophy and acceptable theme I mean, there's definitely a lot of people think about when they watch star wars You fucking nailed it bob. That's what yeah, that's what everyone's thinking about Oh, yeah, does does the word meta narrative come into anyone's heads when watching star wars? Like what's the percentage? I'm curious if it goes above one It starts with a zero then a point and then another zero Maybe another zero than a two Do you think he's that guy like you go to see the film with a group of friends and he comes out I was like guys. Did you catch the meta narrative? Like um No, that was shit Bob can we just talk about the actual movie and he's like no Better narrative Can we talk about the things that happened on the screen? No, no, we can't do that. No I will find a way to make this good. I swear. I will find a way He's the type of person who nudges you go. Did you get that? Did you get that meta narrative over there? What the? The the the farting monster. Yes. Yes represents capitalism Yeah, you can put anything in unfortunately. I have to it's very late. I have to go to bed So thank you for having me on in my ranty ways. It's almost 7 p.m. He has to go to bed So, yes, uh, enjoy Movie bop I'm gonna get some bed, but thanks for having me on and uh, I hope you all have a lovely podcast and a lovely weekend Thanks for popping in sir. Yeah Would I I am uh, I'm actually gonna take I'm actually gonna take this moment to bow out as well because I've had a bow out Bow nice one high five Oh, wow. Um, yeah, I've had a very long day and I have a shitload to tomorrow. So And uh, I have to prepare for our interview tomorrow more Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, are you hiring cj interview? Is that how you've raised it your head? I thought it was Well, I don't know. I thought it was a Podcast is it live? Is it not? I don't even know. No, I didn't think it was live I thought he's recording it and then he's gonna bow later. I don't actually know We should probably clarify this with him. Yeah, I have no idea what the world is gonna happen, but It'll be fun. We'll take care of each other. Okay Yeah, have you have you said anything about what we're gonna do or shall I say it now? I don't are we allowed to I don't know I don't know Uh, let's not then We're doing me and more me and more are gonna be talking about a movie that we both shit on So it's gonna be fun. Yes. It's gonna be fun Anyway, uh, thanks for having me on again. It's been fun. I can't stand to watch any more of this video. Anyway, so I'm doing this. It's okay. You're on a week. You're on a week. I'll see you around, dude. It's been Good luck. Good luck with the rest of this shit See you man. Bye And I'll take it. Would you go have a pee pee? I'll be right. Oh, I was expecting more losses to the street Also, I like the icon change jail Beautiful. Oh, thank you I don't see it. What do you mean? It used to be ray now. It's not ray It looks the same to me. It's because you're you're blind man No, I No, I'll show you Hello Hello, check the stream rags. She's changed it The update that's a I gotta I know it's work. I know a long way to go This has been a weird I think episode 49 is just foreshadowing of how 50 is gonna go with like just randomly bringing in all these different guests Yeah, it's gonna be like it's gonna be chaos hectic horrible practice Yeah, me and rags is like training Yeah Like getting progressively larger dildos I don't know if that's Yeah You are the biggest dildos Yes It's gonna Oh, look. Hey, you got a bunch of high jays in chat. You haven't said hi back to them yet I looked and all I saw was jay leave. I was like, oh, okay Oh, hello j Hello So is everyone ready to finish this horrifying video now? Not really but go ahead. Yay Wait, wait, we should probably start at the beginning to get jay caught up. Oh, no I mean, there's definitely a lot of not terribly comfortable arguments to be had on that Hashtag we're not even close to late stage At the moment it is the story that the last Jedi chose to tell and I think they do a pretty profound It's the audio fucked anyone else. We know it's slowed down. Nope. I can understand it That's the part that was important. Okay, it's too hard to understand him if he's running normal So the strategy is that it actually is quicker for us to get through if we slow him down This is a strategy to deliver so many insane ideas to you so quickly that you don't realize I don't think that the people who watch movie box videos actually do absorb it Like the shit that he says he says so much shit so quickly. I don't think people people probably watching go Yeah, that sounded right. Yeah you was like the cinemas and strategy of before people have had time to think about something That's been said they're saying something else pretty much I mean if it works, you know And if he puts that, you know, you should trust him in throughout the fucking video then Obliminal but not really I don't think I wouldn't say I think they do it on purpose I think it's probably a format that they found works and that's probably why and they don't realize it I'm saying that they're stupid Because if you are I agree Also, since when were you ever critical of cinemas since Jay? What the fuck? Um, well, I've never really said anything publicly about it, but I I'm not sure they're that good I've heard from you that you really like his channel. So I think this is just a facade you have placed upon this stream to sound cool That's allowed Jay, have you seen detective Pikachu? No, I haven't I thought it looked awful Oh, that's if that's your excuse Hey, he hates fun confirmed Jay is a bad man Anyway, I had a I literally had a dream about watching Lord of the Rings last night, by the way Why why why didn't you continue it? You're gonna have to rewatch the first one now. You know that, right? Ever I meet you in real life, that's like the first thing I'm gonna demand we do is watch all of Lord of the Rings I understand that I'll lock you in a room and you'll be like actually scared and I'll take your phone away We'll be like did he live and I'll be like well if you don't hear from him The job of it considering how difficult The juggling act a lot of this material is and while I get where wires are getting crossed for some people It kind of still blows my mind that so many are like more than half I love the idea. Yeah, that he's like you guys are just not getting the message. It's like, what do you mean? As if you saw through the fucking fog like come on I mean that's one of the few ways to defend a film that so many people hate is just you don't get it Yeah That's like the most common strategy. I think I mean he skipped over so many details and ignored so many parts just to make this sound semi coherent It's like no Guys has given its fans without full-on breaking the fourth wall to do so and in terms of whether or not it Disrespects the star wars legacy in itself in order to get there. Well Consider the now famous final sequence of the film the kids playing with now famous now I don't remember that scene Yeah, the budget now famous is a funny way to frame that It's a new film I didn't remember it directly after I saw it What happened after this film came out that made that scene more famous because that's the implication right? Unless you like it's now that the film is out the scene is famous If I said I think if I said to the average person who's seen this film Do you remember the scene where the kids re-enact luke's sacrifice? They'd be like um Yeah Where he where they'd say they just sit on a rock and fall over I think they would actually be like kids re in what do you mean re-enact like well with the little dolls and he's like but Where what kids You're like, well, we don't know their names. They were just slaves that rose ditched They were slaves that they didn't rescue They left him behind to save the space horse The the movie came out in december 2017, right? So this video came out in january 2018 So like the only thing thing he can be referring to is just like the film came out and now the scene is famous Because it was new at this point. Is that it's that it's that quick that famous scene That famous scene from star wars the last jedi Now famous now it wasn't it wasn't famous. Well, no not before it came out, but then once it did instant hit Guys it's like when people describe a brand new film as a classic. It's like, I don't think you know what a classic is Which is weird because sometimes when I play video games and they've only a couple months I think about when it first came out and it's like man the classic experience So What are you hours with this game? It's like when you're when you're 16 years old, but you want to feel nostalgia I remember 2017. I do too. I doubt many others do but I do Well, 2017 is now famous That was the year before I met rags Huh, I met you in 2018 was the year before we met Hmm My video for tlj came out on the 22nd. I want to say tlj rage mohler that should bring it up Did you guys meet because of that video? Yes Was it that one that you found first or was it the tlj critique stuff? Because you you definitely sent me a message and I was like, oh my god, it's a doggo Yeah, um Oh, that was december 20th. I put that out. So I might have met you in 2017 We should have written it down for the law Well, you know what I guess it'll just be a big mystery You know 30 years from now. We won't remember it anyway. So fuck it or it'll be revealed 30 years from now Oh my god, we're gonna be old men one day you and I talking about the damn kids and their shitty movies It'll be like I can't wait rags. I finally remember what when we met and you're like, oh my god What would you see? Eat it again. Why do we still run this podcast? 30 fucking years um Oh, yeah, I'm gonna hit out Oh, like a baby Yeah Like something about this bob guy is just raining And The same thing to wolf and apparently did the same I was going to say bob has got the biggest kill count in the history of He makes rains just uh, he's like radiation. He's just really inside out He got down like cj and vox is like we can take him a high dose each and you're like Yeah, no, it's been fun. Thanks for coming on for as long as you did Yeah, well, it was a pleasure meeting uh re-meeting you guys and meeting new people You don't have to name them friends. Yeah Um, your channel is linked in the description for those who are interested in checking her out She's got a lot of great stuff And she will be returning possibly during the 50th episode. You're absolutely welcome to join us. Did you just say possibly? Possibly It's the cute way of saying it Um, but yeah, uh, if unless there's anything else you'd want to just say about your channel quick to make people tempted other than that You're welcome to leave Yeah, I'm just gonna go I'm not gonna do it for the second time. I mean, it's a different video this time so Or it will be You get a double double plug privileges Yeah Everyone will watch the first part and catch it All right, well it's gonna go This is fucking bob guys and Thanks for popping on good bye Bob will not kill me bob wins again He will not kill me Bobality I've survived in an entire two bob videos at this point if I get through this Were you really watched you on him that damn film robert? He must be stopped the other one that we covered of him it like hurt wolf's brain He had to leave because he had a headache that he didn't come back on I'm actually gonna go and grab alcohol right now I'm already fudging tonic in You're fudging and tonic in nice Oh, yeah, people people highlight. I do have a gas mask. It's kind of unfair to say that I survive it with others don't but You're not breathing in bob's fumes That is a good thing The end symbolizing the meta narrative of star wars is an enduring modern legend in the earnest sense and Maybe disney is hoping in the business sense as well. They aren't acting out ray moving the rocks so everyone can escape They're acting out Signs off with a I think I need to reset the room. I may as well do it now because uh Rags is getting a drink or whatever because I mean so many people have joined and left The lagging has a room Yeah, the watch together As crazy as that is Are you guys okay with that or have I offended somebody? I mean you already left and I left as well. So go for it. I would never do that and post another link What are you talking about? I'll just click something that's not a link I guess we'll wait for good old rags gentlemen of the year official video Or what even what even Where even were we was 11 something? Yeah, it's pretty close to the end It was 1129 Oh, we should wait for rags to come back that poor man doesn't know what's happening The great part about this is not having to sit through a like a dash lane sponsorship or raid shadow legend sponsorship as well How could you say that cj had that in his latest video? That's what brought it to mind I thought it was really funny because I could tell whenever someone's going to promote something like that They know what it's like to watch it and you can tell he really wanted to step out from the crowd and be like You know what this mobile game is not actually that bad. It's like cj. I'm mobile. I've got I got an email from them and I was like But like the thing I want to do is actually play it and review it before Like if I if I play it and then review it without Accepting any kind of money from them. I feel like I'll be the only person on youtube talking about it without being paid So I wouldn't actually do that. You don't actually want to ever accept a promotion from that Well, if I play it and I'm like, wow, this is actually a good game Uh, and then I review it And then after the review is done and finished and then they're like, hey, would What if they said you've already promoted us? We don't need to pay you shit I would have still made my video. I'd be like that's cool, but So If they were interested interested after I reviewed it and was like, it's fine. It's good whatever Then I'd take that but The a sent me a big old crate full of shit for titanfall 2 when it came out And they're like you should review our our video game and I had like the helmet and everything with it It was fucking sweet And I was like, okay, I'll play titanfall 2 and it was actually like a fucking masterpiece of a video game And everyone should buy it immediately if you haven't played titanfall 2 You should absolutely go and buy it They didn't give me any money. They just gave me shit and there's a reviewer video and they gave me review copies to send to people That's such a fucking good game Seriously, like everyone in chat like I I'm not memeing right now Titanfall 2 is a masterpiece You should play it. It is the same. I've only ever heard good things. Oh, there's a new link The watch together was being Tizmy Oh, okay, okay Oh, yeah casual misogyny Who is misogyny? How come everyone hates her? mrs. Solgeny now she is Misandria Luke facing down Ren and the walkers the last Jedi literally signs off with a final acknowledgement that yes The new heroes are carrying this forward now, but only because the original heroes made it possible I don't think that's at all That is actually in there, but it's it's a valid interpretation What would the references be for that? well, so Rey makes it and Luke makes it possible for them to escape And re Luke didn't do anything that allowed them to escape He was the distraction. That's what they were trying to do But clearly that's the clearly that's the story they were trying to tell. Yeah, they fucked it up But think for a second if Luke never actually arrived in that place whatsoever The amount of time it takes from to go from where Leia is all the way down and through that fiery hole Like the the stormtrooper well the evil empire people are just sort of sitting there waiting as if they're waiting for like Luke to come out or something I guess my point is that let's say They launched a bunch of ground troopers and they're like we're gonna come get you And then they're like oh god run to the back of the cave and then ray lifts the rocks like oh, we can get out They probably the same thing would still happen teams And yeah, but that's clearly not what the movie wants you to think even if it's true Well No, you can like just because it fucked something up and it's got essentially it's it's a hole But you can still see what it was trying to do and like That you can you can still fucking up the message from that That what that luke died to allow a new generation to take over I guess sorry But he did Is that the message? I don't know I'm asking j I mean, that's what bob thinks the message is and I think there's there's actually stuff in the film to support it Uh-huh. Is there anything that's even the message? That's a shit message Oh day you race Passing the torch is an imperative notion to any culture. Oh, I'm fine with passing the torch It's just it's just the whole thing is framed in this This disdain for the old characters that it just baffles me And that these kids who will themselves inherit the star wars mantle from ray finn po rose and all our other current main players someday Will absolutely still be holding luke leahan and the rest in admiration just like they did A thank you to the fans for carrying on and a thank you to the veterans for making that that's what I got from the last Jedi thanks for being a great star wars fan So he's saying like luke lair and han will be in the memories of these characters going forward like I don't think so When is han gonna when does honey pop up other than say he died? Yeah, man Like this isn't you know rags doesn't seem far from home yet They took out the scene where luke learns of Han's death like how important do you think that they're gonna treat that? I don't see it bob. I don't see it Being carried on again. It's like I bob. I believe you are blinded by your own Does george lucas not have any other quotes? This is because of red letter media. I swear It's like Every stands are kind of rhymes with the last one. Yeah, at least that's what I got out of it. Okay. There you go That's sinister. Why is that though? So in conclusion, this was the most retarded take I've ever heard about the movie. Um, you just hate women This must be your first efab It's not What was the rest of the minute for Patron This is slowed jesus christ, let's put it on. Oh, no, it's not. Okay. Oh my goodness So your one-stop news source a science Hang on doctor who underrated villain of the week lady kassandra I know that one as well. That's like episode two, right? Who the fuck cares about her? She's not even why she's underrated. She's literally a flap of skin that demands people moisturize her Like she's she's I'd say she's overappreciated more people there are loads of memes about her that she doesn't deserve She's just a fucking wet fought Yeah, well god movie bob movie god Disagrees You're gonna get ready to prepare for your eugenicization. I don't know man. I want to visit geek.com Sure, that works. You can find all my reviews directly by going to geek.com slash author slash Your shit's there. I don't want to go there. He's got bob chipman down to b chipman. It's like, what if you say like bc hip man? Man It's the only way he could be a hit man B chipman because that's he'll probably need a new hip soon And you can get regular updates on all my reviews and all of geek.com's other great content by signing up to their kick ass newsletter at subscribe Don't do that as newsletter. It's kick ass about newsletters You you unimaginable bastard. Oh man So that was movie bob. Uh, what do you guys think? Shit fucking terrible. I want to die. Oh I don't like to hang out with you guys. You're just so negative I thought it was a really great take that explored the the idiosyncratic Natures of no stop osmolated No Ren fuels Anyone who disagrees is a bad man. Also, I have I have memes to show you guys now But the thing is I think me and rags anyone's will get all of these now because we've lost too many of our Other peoples. Oh wait, I guess mel's been here the whole time too Yeah, thanks. Thanks for that by the way Who? He's that oh wait, you guys can hear him too Oh, shit I mean, I just said it I thought I was the only one who could hear that voice. I didn't wow Always getting poo pooed on But never getting pee-peed on Yeah Don't worry about Okay Meme the memes are almost prepared The things your memes are things I do picture beams That's great Hey Hmm The jail on bones comment. Did he look like a thumb? What are you gonna do? He does kind of look like a thumb He just got Wait, did I see that that dude said the emperor was gay as well or something? I don't I don't I don't know about the emperor being gay, but I imagine the emperor was anti-gay. That's probably you know Why not? He's he's a deformed. He's not a white That was that was part of the I don't know. There's gotta be some way of justifying it. Okay. I can believe it Anything can be justified if you apply the correct adjacent meta narrative Speaking of which Yeah, boy, what a marriage it only makes sense Because if you take a lot of tywin quotes and fuck with them the great Honestly people post that out of context Should be like how did how did this happen? I was probably for a line from season eight, right? Down would we That should be our currency. That's what our bank notes should look like We've got a roadmap for efeb apparently Ah, they think i'm putting out tfa part three after the 24 hour if I was that fast Wait, is that actually him? Is that actually movibob or is that just well that that shows up when you google his name? I've seen the picture. Maybe it's like a younger movibob. I don't know But I myself was like is that actually him because it looks a little different than all the other ones That's a different kind of ugly. We've all looked like this at some point in our lives. Oh, yeah The cosmic chicken jargoliath and patrick hold up efeb the four The cosmic chicken should be the ground on which the giants have stood. Yes Then we're all standing on the shoulders of cosmic chickens beautiful drawing from bail in Oh, no It's eerily like it works. I don't know what to say. I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm just saying it I'm saying yeah, that could be his fursona. Oh, no Oh, yes In bowl we roast Mola not working. I am working on videos. God damn it um My hands bother my band and us So they won't be saying it when they get a two hour and 40 minute video, will they? They will Well, it's not two hours of women is exactly so Five or six minutes out of out of saying it to watch the video and then they'll come back to saying it Like it's been it's been a whole day since you made a video, dude You hack fraud um Anyway, that pushes us to our next feature feature film Um, and it's good that all of us are here because because jay, you're familiar with the great tonal. Yes Yes You like like metal has not been graced with the presence Should I should I get another drink? Yes Okay I think there are better substances by which to appreciate tonal I don't know alcohol pretty good nature of life. Yeah, what's that? What's that thing that makes you think that like god is real like dmt? Makes you think god is real out of the bible No, no the bible has the opposite what depends on the person. I suppose it depends on the Game of thrones episode five rages of myth. Well, this myth is coming true Oh, shit, I ain't gotta be a myth for much longer. Hmm You know and and since people said it was a myth the rise will release a video. He's apparently bringing out tomorrow Yeah, that's the first myth expelled Yeah, I'm expelled expelled. That's it. Yeah That's worth some death I've heard that from herman wine or here here mine one Am I here my her me one think that's her me a one Yes On metal get your drink already On here is say what you want Uh, uh Who did you 23 skin? And you just fucking been damn What's it like to be shit at video games? Oh It's okay. You take that back Oh jay, you you missed out man. You should have played tk over this the other night I'm busy editing my long vid. I would have invited you but we don't like you You can be busy editing a long vid and also have a life That's not true I'm up to an hour, which is long for me An hour Is anyone here seen another life? I want to ask the chat as well. Anyone in chat seen another life That's your long video is all about another life. It's all about another life. It's a full series breakdown Oh, yeah, that's interesting. All right anyone in chat. Have you seen another life? And if you enjoyed it jay is going to be very upset Oh Well, it depends like on what level they enjoyed it Because that it like it it skirts the line between just bad and so bad. It's good quite a lot No, oh my god, another life is so f-ing bad No, the Vatican archives don't exist. Another life was garbage. No So bad. No. Oh god another life. Why have people seen it? Was it like promote? I'm wondering why people haven't heard of it. It was really heavily promoted. It was like on the front page of netflix for ages That's why I watched it That was your first mistake jay Not supposed to watch things used to be good But reliably name when that time was you literally referring to like stranger things season one stranger things season one bojek horseman Um, I didn't see orange as a new black, but I heard it was okay Very small amount of things compared to all of the bad things jay Yeah, but what isn't that like the first few projects were all good? Um, I don't know I was a card that like Were promote pretty hard. We're good and then I have a new drink. I took a pee pee. I'm ready to go Who would you take it from? Yeah Uh for my Okay. Well, anyway, we're checking out mr. Tonald and I guess he made this video after He was playing more and more of anthem and you know how it's cool to say anthem sucks This is called. Yeah anthem almost ruined my summer. That doesn't look much like summer to me. Wow Hey, man, he's about to describe how seasons work. This is like australia Their summer is like our winter No, this summer is like a slightly colder oven I don't know anything about anthem though. Is that relevant? I don't think any of us need to know anything We're talking about the uh the video game not the iron ran And this is tonal loke. I don't think being on topic is something he does. Okay. Awesome. No, no this Oh, this is um, this is a australian version of tonal loke. Uh, it's called tonal bloke People like people like get him for the 50th podcast. It's like do you really think I can just Command that being Come to e-fab like do you really think that's possible? He could like bless it with his presence. What is the king to a god? Wait, why am I being shamed? What did j. Oh, is it because he hasn't seen something or is it because you watch something bad instead of watching lord of the rings? I could be it Oh, yeah, yeah I'm all the stars rebel season four the emperor is researching time travel This seems so silly, but okay A picture game it is the like cabin house like toadie is an ad game figuring it out on his little computer This holy shit that is like daughter is like shit. He's like oh, don't say that Fucking naughty. Anyway, let's you're a naughty girl. Enjoy this video. Okay Seasons they come and go some are better than others What come and go what come and go seasons come and go some are better than others Oh, okay I agree. What a great fucking start like You just I agree the seasons do hang on. What are the seasons that are better than others? I don't know. Some are better than all of them So that's racist as far as I'm concerned. Where do you think you got the swissage from? The seasons calm Probably actually Free season footage I remember seeing the beginning of this video being like, yeah, this is such a great beginning to a total video so emotional I'm so hooked already like I'm up for a roller coaster ride Seasons they come and go some are better than others the worst season to be a gamer summer It's the barren wasteland of nothingness Is what is that even true the barred wasteland? Does he say about releases? I'm guessing I play on pc. So That's never been true. There's always. Yeah Well, isn't he supposed to be a fucking pc gamer too. I don't even know what he is Flat it. He's from I don't understand. Yeah. He's some alien from another world then I thought we established that he was like the father of the cosmic chicken. No cosmic chicken outclasses everything No, no the cosmic chicken. No. Yeah, it was the cosmic chicken at birth the cosmic egg and from the cosmic egg hatch tonald And there's like I believe it's a positive charge of tonald and a negative one like he like the it creature and and the turtle The duality of tonald. Yeah, he's like the golem one and the godly one duality of One was born from the egg the other congealed in a cave. I can't remember. It's hard to keep the law straight, okay? And you never know quite which which one you're watching in a video, I guess I'm all major releases come to a screeching halt as we wait for these desolate hot months to pass Right around april the industry goes the full quarantine mode until broktober and the holidays leaving gamers twiddling their fingers or staring at walls Twiddling their fingers Well, they're thumbs specifically, but their fingers sort of yes People twiddle fingers All thumbs fingers Uh Yeah, aren't they I think I'm I've heard they are I've heard they count because you have 10 fingers. Look, I don't think I've ever heard the expression Sitting there twiddling your fingers. I feel like Sitting there fingering your twiddles. Oh gee you took it to a different place Thumbing your fingers October and the holidays leaving gamers twiddling their fingers or so you're never twiddling your thumbs On pc because if you ever are looking for a new game, there's about 10 billion you haven't played yet No, it's like it's like if your hands are in front of you Like you twiddle your thumbs because your hands are in front of you together They're finger fingers are interlaced in front of you You've got your arms down on the desk and you're twiddling your fingers your thumbs in like a circle It's it fidgeting essentially waiting What does twiddling even mean and why is it a word that I all right? I don't all right. Well jay is a virgin We have to we have to explain to him what twiddling means Go for it. We're not go. No. No, we can't this is youtube. We can't talk Twist move or fiddle with something typically in our purposeless or nervous way demonetized We're staring at walls to pass the time it's best to have a few big games on the back Just hearing it walls to pass the time. What the hell? um Total what an exciting life that total leads he never replays games He only plays the new games once and then he stares at the wall How does that pass the time doesn't play? I was gonna say surely that makes it harder to pass the time We were like, oh this wall is not interesting compared to that. I could be playing anything Man, if only the time was going faster. I could look at a wall Why is he such a strange person? He couldn't be in the last of us twiddling their fingers or staring at walls to pass the time It's best to have a few big games on the back burner going into summer so that you can make it through without driving yourself to the point of insanity What the fuck? What world do you live in? What is your problem mate? Holy fuck. You know that you can buy games in the summer Try to stay vulnerable. First off, that's bullshit. That's not how it works He's saving off his sanity. I get like six games every month only from humble bundle. Yeah There's no way that everyone has played all big releases. That's just not a thing or at least not completed anyway There are yeah, there are more games that you could possibly ever play. Yeah He's talking about staving off insanity because he's played the ball He's that much of a pro gamer fucking pro gamer. Okay Poor man. Anthem was supposed to carry me through this tedious hellhole of a season Was it supposed to? This hellhole of a season Just gonna have to look at a wall, man Let's see what you result you have what's anthem fails you I envisioned myself as happy as I was the day Diablo 2 came out Settling in on this great adventure as I soared through the skies of Anthem starting in february I'd spend the next six months in an orgasmic euphoria Oh, no Oh Why is this a thing? Are you writing that down? Of course it is. That is awesome In a bad way What okay, what could what makes good rats? Why is that there? You need to rewatch this once it's up Our own selves That's brown table j that is brown table that that came wrong. Wait, it's not the video that I've seen is it Probably no, it was like an old one. I think Okay Is he the one who's got the video that's called like um What makes a good art film and the thumbnail is the Joker from Suicide Squad with the word Subjectivity under him. Oh god. I didn't even notice that but that's the video we responded to Oh, is it? Yeah Was it coincidence? Take us home, donald Slaying my enemies finding epic treasures and hunting down the game's most challenging and grossing content My friends and I would be rejoicing in the cycle of never-ending evolving content in a futuristic fantasy sci-fi setting with big dinosaurs robots high-powered weapons and the most amazing fast-paced gameplay on the planet Little did I know anthem would end up Wait, what was that was that a skip on his video? I think it just the music stopped for dramatic effect Like he was gonna use he was making it sound like so great and then he was like But it wasn't uh, well for me it clearly just like skipped There was like a skip in the footage or something Then the most like the audio just paste gameplay on the planet Little did I know anthem would end up turning into a big pile of poo poo Anthem Do you think he originally said shit? He's like, oh god, I gotta get I don't know. I don't I don't want to get them I don't want to get demonetized but I say poo poo Anthem is a big pile of poo poo. I can't not write that down total. How dare you A big pile of the poo poo Hell yeah, man big pile of twiddle do do all over the game Again Should never ever ever stop making videos The well of knowledge and entertainment. I love you. I've ruined my plans to be happy this summer Your only plan this summer was to play a video game Are you 12? No, no, no Rags. He had a he was much simpler than that. He had a list that said be happy And that's the rude damn He crumples up his list, which is One piece of paper with one thing at the top. This is In brackets anthem Instead I feel the cold what game it is supposed to be to make him happy. Oh my god. This is face Anthem ruined my plans to be happy this summer. Instead. I feel the cold dagger of boredom stab me in the back every single Why is he done this? Why is the footage of him walking around his kitchen? Wake up. I was so bored today I decided I was going to play league of legends again and get back on the grind diamond Okay, you had a you had a good game and you were really proud of it And so you wanted to show everybody that you were super good at league of legends that one time Okay How can you be trying to keep up a youtube channel and find yourself in a situation where you just have nothing to do? stand Like literally anthem was his only option this summer like all that summer that came out like come on, dude There are other games It was like deeply in in death in debt and can only buy one game And now he's fucked. It has to play league of legends again. It's sweet to play I just love the idea. He was like I went back to league of like it's a part like it's an x y for something I Fucking hate this game the desperation got so bad that I went to my local Walmart and started rummaging through the discount bargain Ben Go for your fucking steam list you Yeah, go go to steam and just look at all of the shit that you haven't played yet. Why don't you just ask your friends? Oh, well, I mean if you had well fuck, um Ask random people on reddit what games they've been playing or something. I don't know I just picture like Like a methodic like scratching his arm while going through all these like bargain bins like I need something anything and you're like, dude, it's like The 45 games cheaper online. I'm even kidding There I was neck deep in the stink the five dollar discount pc games like hellboy and big rigs Fucking way this happened. I doubt he found fucking big rigs these and these kind of times In the fucking Walmart story isn't real this didn't happen Games he likes that he can play just does he don't have any of those Nope. Yeah, we all know big rigs. There's a bad game Maybe just maybe can toilet tycoon bring me the sanctuary. I'm sorry What is happening? What am I looking at? There are so many amazing games to play, dude I don't understand. He went for toilet tycoon. I guess because he wanted to make a joke. Good job, total It's funny because it has poop in it I'm looking for What are you doing with your life? What are you doing? You poor man. Don't kill yourself video. That was funny, but I can't tell if it was ironic or not Such a bizarre man Holy shit, someone save me. Why are you playing all these horrible games? I think we know why he's playing this game. Let's see if this one's gonna be good Is he just like looking for some of the worst games of all time now are these even on pc like Yeah, this has got to be a this has got to be a Is it as if like I guess this this is just the midpoint. It's gonna be like a rising point here genuine question. Do you think he thinks his audience is gonna think that this is all true I don't know. I think some of them would believe it And that he would believe that some of them would believe it. I don't know I don't know where this video is going Oh my god, have you looked at the talk the comments No, why The top comment. Well the top comments are just like the hate mongers of the toxic brood stand behind you lord captain admiral tonal Really? Yeah Lord captain admiral That's the the second top comment One month ago I was just a reply that says but anyways guys But anyways guys, I like to think that 60 percent of his active audience are now e-fappers 100% Joined more of us. He's our favorite content creator. We all desperate to see new videos Praise total Okay, so how about don trail the dolphin three? I mean three games Means that the first two must have been great. This game has to be good, right? Everyone go find that comment. Don't don't do anything else. Don't post anything there. Just find that comment and thumb it up It's right under the video I'm scared right now. I'm legit scared Is this one total is trying to be creative is that what's happening? I don't know Oh kill me. Wait a second. Holy shit steam is having a sale That never happens Yeah, wait steam has sales. Well, as if uh, oh hey pubble pie Look at all those games divinity original sin is 27 dollars. What a steal. What is he trying to do with this video? What is happening? So the first thing I did was pick up portal two for 99 cents, which is the best deal ever You know you don't play portal two I Forgot this played portal. I haven't played portal two. Oh rags. You gotta play portal two. Oh, I'm sorry, but you don't exist anymore I play the I just didn't care Well, that's no excuse. No, yeah, that is Jay is shunning you rags. What are you gonna do about it? Hmm jay is shunning you. Are you gonna do anything about it? You're gonna do something I mean celebrate grab a drink one Wash load the rings. This is a lot of options you got I then proceeded to buy bro force for three dollars 74 which turned out to be these are all games that came out ages ago What the fuck you could have gotten these anyway. I don't understand. This doesn't match your stupid story about how there's nothing to play That's not you can Still there are any free to play games on steam I refuse to believe he had nothing in his library that he could play I can get an emulator One of the best co-op experiences I have ever had and mirror Which is a game about hot naked Enemy is not naked Yeah, she's not naked. She's she's she's Given it. I mean, this is a starting point if anything She's getting there. It's on her half vagina Does yours not have one? Oh, it has the normal number. It has three Shicks match three puzzles and bondage What's happening? This has been the most bizarre collection of everything in the video ever No for real though, this game actually has a really entertaining story and it's it's quite good I'm serious. Look at the user score. Just don't show it to the kid. Oh, how did they miss out on one shot? One shot is one of the most heartwarming cute and lovable stories ever portrayed in a 2d adventure game Honestly, all right. I cried I'm not gonna say anything else He does feel okay. He wants to he does feel unblind and have your mind blown Another puzzle game I picked up was the room created in 2012 and the room is actually pretty awesome Yeah, I put it on my phone Good shit for the price of a handful of jolly ranchers You can get your hands on a great brain teaser with a nifty aesthetic the success of this mystery puzzlers Or I can have a bag of jolly ranchers three which are also critically acclaimed Caution the enemy is approaching Well shit about this game Is you're gonna talk about this one you think what is happening? I don't know. I'm so I don't know what to say even that is Things happening on my screen. I'm just getting more drawn. It's like a disturbing ramble God damn triple a game full me again back to the good games battle block theater Though it does feel like this is probably the most real I've ever heard him be Good way. Yeah, it's kind of Making up a fake story about is some of them happen Yeah, but like compared to the fucking clinical way. He usually does his videos where he's like Anthem is a game But in this one he's like try to make jokes really badly like oh look at him go That's all dead Contender for the most brilliant indie game ever Okay, so brt is a theater comedy platform game where you run through Obstacle courses for the amusements of a gang of devious cats The opening scene is three minutes of pure gold now one fine morning Hattie and pal set out for a new exciting adventure What fan time everyone was screaming like Yeah, I've only heard good things about battle block theater. No, it's it's really funny Hilarious fun great modes poop jokes and co-op that ruins Since we're on the trend of puzzle games, baba is you the game where fart sounds play whenever you move I'm not sure it's a great game the witcher. He likes his poop jokes. Holy shit He's a man of cultural humor Three game of the year edition 15 bucks just saying how does one describe return of the overden? It's a three-dimensional two-color palette mystery puzzle game that takes place on an indian merchant ship with a unique art design And where everything is a clue you wonder the ship with a book and a pocket watch to ascertain the fate of the ships 60 crew members and passengers by examining their final way is the point of this that anthem Almost ruined the summer and the these games saved this summer. I guess That's what I'm gell rings. I don't look at all those awesome games. I could get on the steam sale. You've probably never heard about what All right, he just like he put anthem in so that people would click on it. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's that's it All right, we cracked it. Well, all right a few moments with the pocket watch you can identify them and the cause of their demise This is my favorite mystery detective game alongside new are you are which also happens to be 65% off tied the ties Yeah, but it doesn't work for some people because the fucking social club gets in the way And so you have to pirate it like I did to make it work properly even though you bought it Allegedly Manian tiger the only platform game where you can ride on the top of a big ass gorilla and blow up motorcycles with a rope sign me up More boobs Celeste's touching story perfect controls and satisfying puzzles may remind you of games that you play before but then proceeds to blow them out of the Water, that's what games are supposed to do take something that we all know and love and build on it So that the end product is better Celeste The bar in that fashion and then some just when you think you've got the hang of the game It'll throw some sort of curveball at you It starts off pretty easy and then you think to yourself. Okay, this I got this But then it ramps up to ludicrous levels as the game goes on That's fucking ludicrous Oh What What a strange boy I think this is what happens when he's like he's he's told to do whatever comes to mind like you just This is an utterly bizarre video If you're anything like me your death counts when you finish the game is going to be in the hundreds But every challenge is fair I would argue the controls are so precise That if you die, you can't help but blame yourself. So it doesn't really feel that bad Despite the low pixel count as well. Celeste looks fantastic. These games are really hard to get right You can find plenty of good indie games on stain and some of them do a lot, right? But Celeste does everything everything all for the third cost despite the low pixel count as if that wasn't a stylistic choice I guess Like Okay, that's fine triple a game Now I'm jealous. Okay. I think I'm going back to Celeste. This game sucks great games. Wait what? Okay Why does this say okay can get even cheaper though rain world is one of those games? It's strange you play as this cat that has to survive in this vicious ecosystem of hunters and hunted You're dropped into the world with no explanation say for a couple moving pictures Expected to figure out where to go and what to do so you scavenge around for a bit You try to find something to eat then you get killed all the time. Nothing makes sense the rain What a weird pitch for a game happening What is this game? Is this true like what he's just said about all of this I I'm my mind is getting blown. I'm trying to like what is one of those games It's strange you play as this cat that has to survive in this vicious ecosystem of hunters and hunted You're dropped into the world with no explanation say for a couple moving pictures Expected to figure out where to go and what to do so you scavenge around for a bit You try to find something to eat then you get killed all the time nothing I can't believe he just casually says like a will of the hunters and hunted with pictures to explain stuff You don't really get it. You're a cat. Also, you die. You're like what is happening? Uh, oh man, I sure want to play it right now Like honestly, this is probably the most bizarre pitch for a game I've ever heard because I'm just like, uh, it sounds like it's something I don't know Giving this is the pitch to like the potential developers. You might pick up the ip Before the game was made. This is what they were told. It's like this is what we're trying to make Okay, he's like you don't know what's going on your cat. You die He's actually reading this directly from the description and steam Makes sense. The rain will come down. You have to hibernate or something. It's frustrating to figure it out But I will tell you that rain world is one of the most fascinating little gems out there that you should It's beauty is what he hasn't lost all of his like weird fucking intonations Out bounce the game is almost entrancing to some extent to look at with its dynamic music school Creative screen design Entrancing to some extent to look at Almost trancing to some extent. Thanks. That really That helps Almost trancing to some extent. Thanks Plenty, you just have to play it. I want to go back to here and say that No, don't go back. Tell you that rain world is one of the fascinating little gems out there that you should not miss Its beauty is without bounds. The game is almost entrancing to some extent The game is almost entrancing to some extent. It's beauty is without bounds. To other extents? Nah, not so much. Oh, beautiful stuff To look at with its dynamic music score and creative screen design. I can't explain creative screen design The dynamic music score. All right. You just have to play it A game doesn't have to have a million pixels on the screen to be beautiful All the games have the same amount of It doesn't have to have a million pixels to be beautiful Just film a wagon's quote right there. It depends on your resolution, doesn't it? Not so much the game, but what resolution you set it to It sounds like such a like a parent tells their child that you don't have to have a million pixels to be beautiful It sounds like the fucking Motivational quote at the end of like a disney movie about games that come to life It sounds like you're fucking from the end of Wreck-It Ralph. They would say that Rain world demonstrates that a game can present a mood and an aesthetic that is so powerful That it draws you in without needing any bells and whistles Rain world is phenomenal yet its strange physics and controls and difficulty will likely turn off Many people before they give it a chance But anyone who's stuck with this game will probably agree with me that it's something truly special Undertale could quite possibly be the best game for 10 bucks ever It's one of those games that is impossible to explain. You just have to experience it for yourself. I just want to fuck this was a Life-changing game that becomes quite the mind fuck as it begins to break down the fourth wall and do all this crazy shit So you're left wondering what the hell is going on half the time as you cycle endlessly in a state of paranoia Excitements and downright confusion The only thing I could possibly relate it to is the feeling I got when I played earthbound back in the day Kind of maybe a little bit Tuesday's games for me represents a willingness to take chance Something expensive triple-a games often never do when I look at a game like mechazoo or ukulele I asked myself a simple question. Would I rather be playing rayman mario or donkey kong instead? And the answer is every single time yes, but Just because you prefer one game over another one doesn't mean that you shouldn't ever play a different game. What the hell I prefer bad jacuzzi. It's ukulele. That doesn't mean I didn't want to play ukulele. What the Why totaled it's a pretty fun game, but mid-tier platformers in particular Very tough sell when others do the concept so much better a better option for the indie platformer Is a hat in time everyone says that throwback in 64 platformer where the discount does not cut at all into the quality The hat in time is a little rough around the edges, but the trade-off is platforming. That's just plain fun Adorable art style check good voice acting and funny characters check great level design and levels check have a million pixels Yeah Delightful music. Yep. If I had to choose between this game and super mario odyssey music. What's why does he have to choose between this and mario odyssey? What? Who fucking knows? There are two different systems as well or well, I don't know if hat in time is on switch, but You have to choose between everything in mario odyssey Is it better than mario odyssey that's the question everyone has to ask before you eat your lunch You're like would I rather eat this lunch or play mario odyssey? That's the scale by which we all compare Taking into consideration the cost factor a hat in time wins every single time Oh, so you're saying it's better than mario odyssey when you consider cost. Okay. Um, I'm enjoying hearing these sounds And Screaming random screaming hooray Aquaria, which is an interesting spin on the metroidvania game because well, it's underwater So there's no real platforming if you want a more modern version. Oh, that's it You can try out. Oh, no it is that's all he said about my game. It's on the ratchet and clank Like you have like some games where it just goes on for like a minute and a half Once we goes metroidvania at the war bite. That's pics. Let's go on next This game has pixels too. Whoa It's metroid, but underwater next Get in and then you get out with a short and expensive and more importantly unique experience Just like games like dead cells and yuku's island express two very Nice games that are also incredibly unique. What the fuck does nice games mean? What's a nice game? Is it a friendly game and cheap at the same time Metroidvania games in particular also come in much more derivative forms such as the recent bloodstained ritual derivative forms Damn At least making fun of bloodstained. What do you say that? You make fun of it? It's like derivative of metroid games I actually don't know what it means Actually, I think I might be mixing up derivative with iterative. So he's probably not what I thought he said dig Regative Dig to wrap what like came from another thing rather like iterative is when it's like Comes from it and does worse typically or whatever. I need to remember what my words mean Always derivative of bad I think so one way or another bloodstained was awesome. There you go case fucking solved This title is really good and as classic as you can get it So if you're looking for something outside the box, this is not a very solid motherfucker You got to be real picky though with this genre as it's mostly filled with mediocrity from sundar to chasm and many many more Metroidvania games often leave Much to be desired should you not pick out the best of the best by being selective and waiting out the storm of shit You can you said the shit one amazing, but he said poo poo earlier Experiences like katana zero least of the painful or slay the spire you can even get a game for free That's actually good like neon you can get a game for free. That's actually good Like he says it like we're in the world. We can't possibly play a game for free now. That's any good Nope, they exist. I know it doesn't look like much, but hey, it's all about the gameplay We can't play zelda got a war mario year round because they're rare There aren't enough of those games over and we can't put a little shit ton of games that are of that tier man You can't put a price tag on quality You literally can I thought that's what you just established You can't put a price tag on quality. You literally can you could sell things for I want to sell them. That's how that's how this works You know, have you ever been to a store and seen like one thing that's like, oh, let's say it's like five pounds And then one thing it was 10 pounds, but they're the same product But one is a higher quality like brand. Well, yeah, but I thought that was his point It's like we can't always have these games because you know, they're of quality He said you can't put a price on quality That's what they do those games are expensive Then count Wait, I swear, that's what he said That's what I mean, though I'm gonna snap those games to hold us over and we can't put a price tag on quality What you can't put a price tag on quality. What does he think he said? I think he I don't think he knows what he said I I think he like I don't think he's conscious. I think he takes all of his actions like as instinct Like I know this is controversial. I'm gonna say it. I don't know that he's making a lot of sense What look I I didn't mean to you know, I take that back. I'm sorry Oh, so we often look towards these cheap Like They fill in the spaces between yet that search still Jesus Christ Do you just like do nothing but play video games at all times, you know, like what else is there to do Is a streamline he's got to put the the place he resorts to remasters But he's like, oh, we're running low on you releases. Got to get them remasters Once they're done like Go back to older games. I don't know man. He is literally talking about it. Like he's an addict. Yeah What else are you supposed to do in summer you're gonna play video games still filter through all the trash Down here worst of all, there's much more to swim through to find the game. You're actually looking Swim clearly is not trash you piece of shit So I managed to find some treats and steams summer sale to tide me over until broke tober I guess I didn't need you after all old buddy anthem We only scratched the surface today though This is a list of many more games on steam that'll help you get through this boring ass summer. It will be the hell It will help you get through What's the notes because there by that one on the outside people like subbers have sex or something I just love the idea. He's like, oh, summer's come around again guys. We're gonna skip this shit as fast as we can Be linked in the pen comments as well as a description so you can check it out That was so clever, you know, he when he said that after he wrote he fucking nailed it This wants to yeah wants to sound more alive. Okay. He wants to get into it So you can see the price and see if it interests you. David. He was says I love this new downward thrust You look at having a great time He featured a comment Seeing I love this Uh, this is the this is the changed version that he promised I think I am actually seeing it here more than ever Yeah, he's it's so different. Yeah It's it's like it actually does feel like you put a soul in a robot And it's not sure of what the fuck is happening anymore. It is saying things like Thanks, David, I really appreciate it. This is the first thing tonal dead one here chief Style going forward. I will be reading the most like comments at the end of each video from the private He'll be reading the most like oh, yes. We have to get the top comment guys Is that what he said the most liked that's what he says this is newest video. Uh, I don't know Is he still doing it? Do it if it's a mean you have to make it a meme. Oh, we gotta make it a funny But I'm gonna go ahead and guess he didn't keep up doing that Yeah, I just scanned through his latest video. He doesn't do it in that one Oh We thought you changed one two three four five six seven. It does like nine videos In between dude his newest his newest video is called the rise and fall of the first person military shooter It's it's eight minutes Oh, yeah, that's enough Yeah, that's it. I wonder does he even start with Oh, yeah, it does seem that he talks about doom for at least five seconds. Good. Good. All right. Yeah It's just like it rose stayed for a while it was a game. I don't know fuck off Million pixels are your thoughts on whatever the hell you want. Thanks for watching guys. Take care. I'll see you guys next time. Peace out Peace out This was just like a random tonal video and one of the top comments on it was the hate mongers of the toxic brood um, you know Stand behind you lord captain admiral tonal I kind of want to check his other videos now to see if they've got comments like that I I leave one every once in a while if I see it like it's just just come on. I'm like, oh, yeah I'll leave a supportive comment about the toxic brood My favorite part about that is that it was already top comment That means like so many of the people that came from efap I like to think that we've really developed his fan base I wonder if he has any patrons because of efap No doubt Oh, yeah, he has I know he has at least one because of So I've I've clicked on another random video and one of the top comments says I hope you didn't say the n word on that bridge tonal Yeah, so that that that's quite the the sort of opposites episode of efap to cover movie bob and tonal like It's talk about like cleansing the palette, you know I guess like who would you rather force to listen to for a day? I'm not I'm not here yet. He answers wait between who and who Uh, the people we cover today, so tonal Um tonal Arnold's just a mystery box that rarely disappoints And then Who was like a box that if you ever open He's just a box of cancer and you know exactly what you're gonna get You gotta go cancel. You just don't know which one Moving bob is like a box of cancer. You always know what you're gonna get Well, yeah, in that case, I guess it's time to read Swap a charts A lot of these are gonna be from the previous one, but we will remember the context Bad rats steal our military secrets bomb our ships Traffics kids to blackmail our congress and industry controls media and has us to pay for it all Apparently, that's what defines an objectively bad rat Oh, man Hi, rax. Hello I mean, it doesn't make sense to you Okay, I'm not hearing a no Hmm Oh, that's I'll do more memes when we get towards the end just I'm building a new one right now. Anyway, um Hello, Moala. Love you too. Hello. Have fun. Hey, Moeller Boulder boy has been trying to get into the weeb wars slash vix situation except no one on either side wants Him and make fun of him I mean, I wonder what Matt is going to try and do The claw at a bit more of influence again, you know Yeah, his strategy seems to be continue making terrible decisions, which is a bold one to take Though not unexpected A jack saint objectivity video. I don't really want to cover jack saint. I don't I think it was enough that we had two full streams on his his video for me Like, uh, we don't really intend to cover our taxon about rags unless the video is like Because you know the way it worked with tiaro, we took how long like seven months to cover that one I mean ridiculous That worked out well, didn't it rags? It was like people like I mean it was spell it and then we did and then It didn't really do any things. I mean you're still up and people still use it as like a fucking hate magnet for you All right. Well, you can't take it down if it makes you money Um As for yeah jack saints objectivity videos like we've got I think I've already got two other videos to do with objectivity We're covering in the in the 24 hour one Like and we did just rights one like I don't want to cover too much of it. We'll be fine But I mean, I know people want us to cover digi bros got a video on how you can't be objective We'll have plenty of ways to explore the top. I hate how people just pass on their failings to us Like thanks a whole lot, bro More and more. Thank god you back. You won't believe what happened while you were gone They found out satanic pay-due Zionists glow in the dark and Saudis run the world with blackmail. Please don't leave again Oh, I don't know what to say about that. Glad we sorted that out capitalism ho I was the thus both the super chat and the name of the profile Oh, man. Wait, is that ho is in man's got a message like land ho or like a ho ho Oh, that's disappointing Just some support move along Just got out of dora in the last city of gold for my little sister misogyny handbook is used because someone calls a girl boring Oh, really cj is gonna have to review that clearly misogyny handbook Really? Okay. I thought it came naturally I mean, yeah, we all learn from a book Hey guys, love what you do Just wanted to know if you ever watched the half life to commentary by gammy goose great old school long form commentary No, I have not Mr. Mulea muleer What is your take on the Hill house final episode? I found it brought down the series and killed the horror also. Why I haven't seen it yet Well, I can be You really should have seen that by now the fuck you started that series like what I met I know I know I know there's so much Don't worry. I'll spoiler free. I was not happy with the final episode compared to how amazing I thought the rest the episodes were and it's a matter of will building and A couple of other things to be vague. I'll be making a whole series on hill house one day I know that one day can be years, but definitely gonna happen. I love that show Are we gonna watch it again? Yes, I'm on board of watching it a million times and as for why why season two I'm okay with season two because season two has got nothing to do with season one It's apparently a whole brand new story brand new characters. It's just that it's going to be the same creators and I'm like go for it I really loved your work. So Don't worry. It's kind of like a American horror story how it's not necessarily connected each season as far as I'm aware or like black mirror Um, I demand you get god empress jesse milestone on We've got a long list of guests. We need to get um star wars get along as a guest as well And trying to oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, we can finally have our second female Hmm. Oh our second female. Mm-hmm. Well, well, there's jay. Who else? Oh That one we had today. So that's two females. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, that's right. CJ was on I think dangerously there is the one who is always the woman in the meme Oh, that's dolls girls in chat. Hello. Hello, you're gonna be our second female Oh Um Did you guys watch the new tarantino film every scene without brad pit was a slog But I love the film's handling of women especially in the last scene where one of my favorite songs started to play All right. I have not seen it yet, but We'll watch it eventually and then we'll talk about how it was objectively likable or not We all know the y-wing is straight because the engines make two prongs one for pink and one for the stink My oh, yeah boy It's x-wing can't do that. It's gay well I knew it ryan oppenheim with with the explanations Uh wish me a massive birthday tomorrow writing forever All right, zack pulido. Hope you have a massive birthday Um, hello all my massives you should check out the movie toon stone with wolf Animation isn't the best Yeah, animation isn't the best with the characters and voice acting is great. Also check out a stardis If you get arch wall hammer on e-fab We love a stardis What is that again? It's a fan made film about space marines and stuff. Oh Very good. It's fantastic. In fact, it's like some of the best stuff on youtube, I would say um Is ray avatar a women or a low tj clone? Oh Oh, I see what you mean big e-fab welcome to them either way. Did I mention we love the 19th amendment here? Oh, yeah, that's Does that a lot? That's raw. You'll you'll Uh, did you read my super chat? I've been I've uh, I don't think I've missed any. Let me uh Maybe that's the super chat. They were referring to That's meta. That's a meta narrative. Let me just I'll just load them all up from today and control f What was the name? Oh great. I've lost my Oh, yeah. Yeah, his one was rags. He didn't buy kenshi. You dummy I I read that before I'm not dumb. I know to do it. I just haven't done it yet Um get lindsay alison e-fab. She's blocked me on twitter. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm the devil, so It's not gonna happen. She's super galaxy brain. She's welcome to come on Is that because you said she was really reaching with that interpretation? No, she blocked me before that She blocked me before I'd even like interacted or seen anything from her on twitter And how did you reply to the tweet? You can reply to tweets without being unblocked huh This is the thing you can quote people are like, you know, like, ah, she's blocked me and I'm like, yeah She's blocked me too. I just could quote tweet people who blocked you I love it when people's response is to like block people who criticize them That's the one that won't see it's good thing when critics do that I don't think that there's like never a time where you should block somebody. I haven't blocked anybody on twitter yet, but Uh blockants preemptively blocking people that's interesting Wait, did she block you she apparently she didn't she say that she had no idea who you were Yeah, she did it. Well, this is the thing. She's got block chains. I think I'm I've been hit by a block chain A part of which I always adopted. She's super intellectual. She uses a block chain What's a block chain? So like some ag shit You'd be like, uh, block this person and anyone who follows them So I probably for example, it could be like the fact that I follow sargon or or fucking Who else is controversial that she probably hates me You're not on twitter you got banned Yeah, but it could have been a result of beforehand, right? It actually yeah, that's actually possible. Um, that's stupid as fuck Well, this is the thing. I follow h bob a guy and imagine it was like, you know Unblock them if they follow him but simultaneously you have to give it Like there's plenty of people who follow trump to keep track of his shit. If you know what I mean Nope, that means they support everything he says like I wonder how it works exactly But yeah, apparently she has no idea who I am. So it was interesting to see that she'd block me I have to know people to restrict them from seeing anything you do I forced my girlfriend to watch the ot after she told me tlj was the only star well She'd ever seen she's now as upset as everyone else as with tlj. Well That's actually interesting To watch tlj first No, and then watch the ot and to see what the reaction is interesting Good the world is as it should be now Uh, for those that don't know several of us from all his discord have gathered to make a tribute video for wolf Just expressing that his content is all he's not dead Expressing his contents also we love him all hail wolf at efap. Um Yeah If you send it over on twitter I can I can um Check it out and pass it along at some point Mola may I have your permission to use clips of your voice to make an ironic emperor's new groove critique also high rags Hello Yes, I guess I don't know what the plan is with that but go for it. Um Uh guys after reading all of ryan dorsen's work on epstein's operations I went to watch the tarantino film and there was a trailer for a film about three little kids playing with sex toys Watching porn doing drugs, etc. Very disturbing Anyway, all the producers writers directors for the film are jewish totally irrelevant Bra you're a strange man. I never know what to make of your super chats. Um Rags I keep saying it. Please. I will pay you if you sing akbar's theme to finish out efap 50 Grace us with your beautiful rendition. You massive I don't know akbar's theme how many times we have to explain I will I will tell you Uh, I will sort that out. Okay. It's fine. Blu jay. He'll get there Uh, is there a character death that ruined a movie or tv show for you? Yeah, luke Both figuratively killing his character and then actually killing him Uh, was running this stream part of your plan? Yep My question is that what does that mean? That's a really odd question actually. Yeah. Was it part of your plan? What plan? Part of god's plan you two plan I love god's plan. He's so fucking amazing that god guy. I'm gonna say yes. It was a part of the plan Uh, hey rags. Do you know how to not? Uh, can you spell that? No, uh, k. N. O. T. Yes Yeah, I was gonna say that I was a boy scout. I'm an eagle scout. I learned many many knots You think he'd specify a knot but no just I know my way around a sturdy rope Hmm new e-fap looks like play in my tuba has to wait That's an interesting way to say it. Why not do both? Um Day long bone you massive. I'm still cringing from last night's stream. Good to see you back on e-fap I guess I don't know if that's referring to the the previous e-fap or a stream. She did either way excellent Uh, so target talking was essentially a bizantian thematic stratagos general All right, I fall like us Maligos Quick think of another dragon. No Alex truzza That's not like it doesn't end in goss though. So you've ruined it fine sienna goss. So no, that's sienna gossa. Shit Finally caught up to all episodes took me a month Um, oh, yeah, the e-fap dot emmy is down. So the guy who runs e-fap dot emmy If you Contact me on twitter or discord or try both. Um, if you're having trouble With funds to keep it up. I don't mind. I'll pay for it Just let me know in case because uh, it was a really great little site. We liked it a lot the website We want to keep it going like we seriously want to keep it going Hope i'm assuming it's not been lost or anything. I don't know how websites work with like buying them and send them Of stuff. So but yeah, just just uh, drop me a line as they say Um grand mon mothra tarkwin homo sexatism Don't want to say that uh distract debated is such a perfect descriptor for our cum brain population of bug people Okay Ending soon short man bad. That was about the previous stream. So Clearly not Oh my god, I just read up on wolf being gone. I'm deeply saddened really appreciate his content Also rags really needs at least a minimum of two adults to supervise him Well Does jay count if metal and jay are together that counts as one adult, right? I I guess No, that's good because with a retard you only need one together. We can form an adult like a vulture on Yeah Uh, if you thought adult lies If you thought top gun was about planes are not volleyball and kenny logins, you're wrong I remember the volleyball scene Uh c3po is a sexy man obi baggins. By the way, hi rags. When is the tfa series? Um Next year around august Dude, i'm never gonna be able to get it done that fast You could have just said 10 years um Subject to change carnival row will be on amazon prime video on august 30th The dark crystal show will be on netflix the same day. Check them out. All right Uh, have you massive seen or read the secret of nim quick thoughts if so I know of it, but I haven't seen it. That's that movie by don bluth Your opinion does that have is that uh, is that a good rat? Well, I haven't seen it. So I wouldn't know j I haven't seen it Also, uh, just just an addendum. It says hi rags. I'm not sure what that means. Hello. Hey, there you go What a friday showing you need to give us working plebs more time to prep ourselves for your workdays worth of content I apologize. We don't choose these things Apparently the romans worked out Objectively what the gayest thing you could do from what I remember. It's when a guy sucks in others balls. I think Really? Half the sex things yeah, I feel like half the sex things. What do you mean? I mean, like, you know how like there are fractions No, what do you mean? So I'm saying like if you were to have like a sex with a with a man Yeah being a man yourself. Yeah Then I think there are a lot of things that you could do during that experience that would be gayer Then going blubble on the balls like what? Like uh Entering his anus fully so you're in there like like a cave Like a cave. Yeah. So like you've got a torch. You're looking around you're like You're climbing through I know it can get hard back there, but I think then like you find you find Narnia. Oh There's a little goat man that comes out of my anus And his name is mr. Tumnus. Is this animated or is this like a fleet feature length film? Oh, this is definitely feature length I wanted to be a tv show, but all right Um by rags Good. Bye. Have a good night. That was the last one from eva 48. So Um, I had to leave fena's stream. I hope you're proud of yourself. Well, who's fena I believe I can't remember if you met fena fena was the one that Um Me and fena debated alien and aliens for a while. I think We'll have them guests On here at some point. Um, have you seen the film last action hero charles dances in it? Yes Uh, alchohol snake resource Everyone should see it. It's a goofy film, but it's fun Um What's the difference between aides and crossing clintons crossing the clintons Getting aides is no longer a death sentence. Yeah, all right Uh, when's the how it yeah, actually is that true? Oh, yeah aides isn't necessarily gonna kill you. I thought like you didn't inevitably kill you No, we can I mean technically yeah, if you get hit by a bus, then you get aides. Well, I don't know if you get hit by a bus Yeah You get hit by the aides bus. Oh, no Can someone listening, please draw the aides bus No, don't draw the aides bus. You don't need it's too late. You've already said it. It's fucked shit I don't want to fuck that. I'm gonna do it that too weak in the mind J using reverse psychology. I like it Uh, what's the difference with oh, sorry. When's the house party? Let's play house party. Let's play house party Is that a game or a house party is a game, right? I I was like a thing a game would be called unless they're referring to something else I'm the game I've got in my head. Well, let's type Unless they're referring to an actual house party Yeah, I was gonna say that could be it too I don't know. Um, it was no man's sky at the front of steam right now Why not? Do you deserve aides if you're hit by a bus? Yes, does it says like a 2.0 update or some shares? Well, yeah, and by the way From what I have heard uh, no man's sky is kind of a whole lot better. Yeah, like if it is not terrible or anything House party looks like a strange game. You're a strange game Oh, yeah, well, that's because you've never had a house party. So all of them will seem strange to you Actually, I had a house party when I was 15 and then all the guests left. That was last year though You told you that Paula, how many illegitimate children do you have and if the answer is zero when you're going to own up to being a raging massive All right. Yeah, if I don't have any bastards. I'm a gay Are you a great military general? I will not confirm or deny. This is his objective tactics. I'm shroding as gay We'll never know Movie binge update. Am I a dumb dumb for having edge of tomorrow is my new favorite movie of all time? YMS made me feel dumb dumb, but why it's YMS. So YMS made pretty good points against the film, honestly But that was back. I remember watching his video come out when I was in university. So that was back in its more good tisms Like, you know, I like his edge of tomorrow video. I remember being like, oh the film was not as good as I remember it to be being But you know it happens Um Oh, yes part two is here Hello long man. Sorry. I missed 48 because of sleep. No problemo that one should be going up relatively It'll be a couple of hours. I haven't still haven't uploaded it yet. So still gonna have to process and everything, but They shall come to moolah Hello mod mazel length calcium. How does it feel to know that whammin with heels tied to his skull likes your content? What woman with heels tied to her skulls likes your content Woman with skulls tied to her heels Heals tied to his skull Heals tied to her skull I Don't know who this is an avatar. I should be familiar with maybe I am happy that people with heels on their skulls like it Wait, someone in chastity shoe people saying shoe on head Oh, is that her? I don't know that Oh Mad was our length calcium is jay long bone. I guess And and and and shoe on head likes her but Heals tied to skull is not like all right Like that's not quite what I imagined you on head, but fine Um, yeah, I'm not sure that was a weird one Hi rags Hello, you know if rags has a discord and if he does how to get on to it He does message me on discord All right, there you go rags Number 3000 or just email me Get in touch and I'll send you the discord I have to watch both these e-faps together. Well, damn. Guess I'll see you Yeah, you could watch them whenever you want you can watch them privately without anyone being able to see that's what a whole lot of people do it Uh, if you're in a an illegitimate kid yourself, then are you gay? If so, then I am gay I will have to ask, um What was it remarkable republican you would know something like that He can illegitimate kids in orphans dude. He can spot a gay from 10 miles away. He's Unmatched he's a talented lad Someone's already made a fucking aides bus beam. He could spot a gay from 10 miles away. So what he has grinder Don't you? No, but once my dad installed it on my phone to joke me Ha jokes on him. I got fucking laid. Yeah Damn, I want to watch but i'm too busy. Have a good fap guys that I took were glorious Thank you random greatness. I'm extra credits. You're making love with a known std carrier and suddenly you contract aides You didn't ask for this. You didn't choose this There it is Uh, hey guys I wanted to thank you and say I love you all you guys have helped me so much making long drive short and helping me Stay motivated while training for the u.s. Air force. Thank you efap Plus, uh, good to hear lucas and I hope um everything's working out Making long drive short that sounds like a very good positive A lot of a lot of jobs out there where there's monotonous times You'd rather spend it listening to people talk about star wars. Isn't that right? Yeah, boy Toxic rude saves lives rags. Would you rather get aniled by a vampire or a werewolf? werewolf No doubt Why a werewolf's got a big ass dick I like that. RJ was like there's a reason for this. What is it? I mean with like you said it was said with such conviction There's clearly a reason in there Well, he did he did say Um, he did say you didn't catch it. Oh Really gonna ask rags to repeat the reason rags. What is the reason? The reason for which which one here for immediately going werewolf not vampire werewolf. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's I thought it was like obvious I mean I I get it but I need to know rags. He needs to know what why do you think I said it I can't I can't sit's not up to me to say that It is I just asked you. Yeah No, but I don't think you're allowed to give me that privilege I just did it's like the n word only someone with an animal avatar can say it I have an animal avatar and I just gave you permission No, but I mean does it work like that? Yeah, it does I know the rules Why do you think I was so quick to say werewolf? Um, because sometimes they're just normal human peoples Then why wouldn't I pick vampire? Who is they they literally are a normal human they're all bitey and they have they're all bitey as opposed to werewolves Yes All right I think j slithered out of that. He was gonna he was gonna say something else. I'm sure of it Couldn't get him to do it We know that you have a fetish j for vampires and we just we're gonna try and get it out of you to the day of the stream But you you snuck out of it and we're just gonna see what happens next time other stream Twilight is my favorite film series for that reason Um Welcome back that was more than an hour say hi to april Hello april Say hi to a hello april April's not even the next month. Why are we saying hi to april april's not until next august Oh, she's coming On the way And uh, it was more than an hour, but sometimes you need more than an hour to recharge batteries Saying you know I'm saying you know I'm saying yeah Yep Wolf deleted his channel two days before the hard drive I bought to download his videos came in damn Yeah, I actually saw some of that in the uh In the discord, but like I like I said, he's he's very much um Pretty prefers his reviews don't uh get re-uploaded. So Maybe it's for the best, um Watching movie bob videos are punishable under the janeva convention We did it for evaluation and research purposes. I'm pretty sure that's covered Bob deserves exterminatus for the intro alone That was pretty bad intro. There are people who unironically watch his content Not many. Are you sure? How do you know that though? If he wasn't attached to the escapist then nobody would watch his garbage What? We're thinking Patrick Williams thinks he's like a really good Yes, but he's Patrick Williams. Yes, but that's someone this is movie bob. That is someone someone out there. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure Patrick wills is a human being I can't be certain. I guess you're right Uh, did he drink an original coca-cola? About bob, I guess uh is if if tlj is a love letter to star wars fans I don't want to see what he thinks a hate letter is I I would picture they just they have like a meat tenderizer and they're just Blasting Luke's face into a pile of flash with it Over and over they're like this is a hate letter. Do you like all right? I can see that Um, I profess my love to all of you massives, but my parents are racist towards long men Can you show them that long men are people too? But they're not some say that long men are the best Yeah, it's it's a complicated thing. There's there's a lot of like scripture to go through and A lot of procedural stuff red tape if you will to prove it definitively, but Just show them documentaries of them finding long men in the wild Um, not movie bob. I'm out of morphine. I'm Movie bob fast in speech and eating slow in literally everything else I had to slow him down. That was the trick to defeating movie bob Dear dawn this guy is insufferable All right Endings to the left of me beginnings to the right here. I am stuck in the middle with Yeah, boy middle is the best place to be Um, cj how are things going with your paramour? We'll have to save that Oh to cj have a have a have a boyfriend. I don't know Oh, um Well, if he does i'm super glad Stop putting this hideous neck beard on screen. It's bad enough listening to his terrible arguments I'll say that about cj He's not a neck beard. I have a plan to make cj I have a plan to make cj change his accent from southern to southern and send him to disney as if he's ryan johnson To rewrite the last jedi actually looks like him. He does kind of look like him true Yeah, a good plan too Um, if we super chat enough will you take bob's face off screen? It's already gone. They've do rescued you Um Hey cj got to tell you your movie was awful and ruined the star wars franchise beyond jj's big festival Please give this money to rags out of protest Uh, so episode nine literally deleted half of tlj. So Well to be confirmed Um, if it has time travel in it, I don't see how it won't essentially be saying fuck tlj, you know Like we're going way back before that shit even happens Unless it's going to be like a self-fulfilling time traveling. Why is it really going to be time travel? I feel like this is just like a rumor that's been given life because technically star wars with rebels They're willing to do time travel oh, man So, okay this the temptation Um tlj is just the left taking a steaming dump on the franchise and the fans hashtag ryan johnson is a tool Love letters like tlj are like a love letter to you written by someone who hates you Hashtag efap is awesome. This is the thing. I I I'm okay with you like, you know constructing like defenses of tlj is like just fine with me, but A love letter to fads All right, you take it. That's why it's so beloved. Yeah Because people just can't get enough of the last Jedi Uh, hi mola the iron throne episode is nominated for outstanding writing for a drama series if it wins Will you have an hour rant about why it shouldn't have won in your episode six critique? I mention it in the episode five one that's coming out eventually Um, and if it does win and I get to make the episode six one Yeah, that that that whole episode that whole video about episode six will be why it shouldn't have won But I don't I don't There's no way that'll win right the writing is actually fucking terrible All right, okay, think about things that have happened this year and like Last year you said oh, there's no way that would happen. There's no way that season eight would do that well You say that um So like a good example, I guess would be that I never thought Black Panther would win any Oscars But it didn't win a writing Oscar it won Oscars for like set design and costume design So I was like, yeah, it's fine with me. This is the thing gave it on season eight I'm not actually against it winning Oscars. It just depends on not Oscars enemies. It depends on what categories Better not fucking be writing Sporting and primary actors go for it fucking set design. Yeah, fine literally everything honestly except fucking writing I'm so tired of hearing people stupid people say disney spout on star wars. What did you want them to go in dry? Finally got to catch a live stream love the content guys look forward to more of it when I watch it on mula Talk and solve the income disparity on alderaan It's one way to put it also high rags Hello, hello Matt, um really enjoyed your new video cj. Oh, uh, yeah, hopefully he read that So they were saying in chat that he actually read out the um paramal one Uh, or responded to it cj. Also, uh, when I'll raise a fist slash dick masterson coming on Um, I'm not against either of them coming on. I find it. I don't know if they they'll be either of them Will be used to or up for you know, the whole responding to videos thing About having guests on some of them are like, wait, what you respond to other content creators. We're like, hey Good thing I Spend this on rhino milk jay is best guest by the way Thank you jay is this true I mean, I didn't know it was true, but I've got some researchers working on it and I'll see what they say Go to these recent The top of the line they congealed in the best caves Uh, disney literally burned down decades of narrative beloved by fans to make what is essentially a dark parody of it Kylo Ren equals juck and solo rey equals jayna solo, etc A love letter to his is star wars legends I've seen a lot of that. I obviously haven't read enough of the stories to know but apparently uh Kylo and and rey are like really bad clones of the characters from that's why disney were like Yay decanonize them and rip them apart to take your ideas from them. I guess What's the um The throne stuff is that still canon or did that get decanonized? I think it's all decanonized They could still Recanonize it. I guess right they could like with matt smith Is he I thought he wasn't even in the do it anymore like we didn't know I don't know what the fuck is going on with that film You excited to see it though jay. I'm so excited to see that And then comes another fucking several months of talking about nothing but star wars Oh, I can't wait. Holy rhino milk da Vinci of weird salad Yeah Movie it's a shape nazi's ruined eugenics bob Yeah, this is you'd say something like I'll never live that down, but he's the kind of person who'd be like what do you mean? It's like oh, yeah We could have used it on the republicans, but we can't now because the zon't because of Oh If throne was in rebels rebels are still canon, right? Oh, yeah, he was in rebels here you go yes, um I think part of the reason bob speaks so fast is to try and copy what yatsi does with zero punctuation The part where bob fails is that yatsi is funny and easy to understand bob is neither one Oh, yeah, yatsi's so much more entertaining than bob Not even fair. I feel bad for yatsi that like bob is a blight on what is essentially his like little quarter of the internet right now Uh pretty sure why are they even on the same channel like because bob used to be on there And then he like left them I guess but then rejoined them. I really don't know enough about it But I just I don't know why anybody would want movie bob Yeah, really? Hi like what is the quality of him? Why would you want to be associated with him in any way? Uh pretty sure having a guard on your energy sword is a good idea Yeah, but not like a guard made of energy You know, it's a weird thing There's a lot of I remember all the conversations going back and forth about that from like people who are sword experts as well Everybody what I did I'm talking about um And they were just saying how the cross guard was dumb because it doesn't go to the handle There's there's the metal in the top it off Remember when that was the point of contention about new star wars. Yeah Bob they're only pretending to be retarded. Oh, that's how they go past the super chat blocks. I guess is saying retarded instead of Uh, so the sequel trilogy is brilliant because it looks stupid um Did he actually didn't even explain how this how the prequels were better. He just said the originals were shit Oh, shit. Yeah, I meant to mention that the guy we covered who had the video that said like The prequels were better. He like mentioned the prequels once In reference to something but the maid that video was so fucking retarded bad I checked as a channel and he has a review of the phantom menace Star Wars film It's a bad take to if we say the phantom menace is the best prequel Wait, what? Like he said it's he said the phantom menace is the best star wars film. It's a bad It's a bad take to say it's even the best prequel Oh He's it's a unique channel. That's what I'll say a unique channel Um, hello CJ. When is the next episode of tgbp? I was I saw him type sunday a couple times into chat So i'm going to go out on a limb and say it sunday Which is unfortunate because somebody else is running something else on sunday. Isn't that right metal? Who yes, what? Why would they I was expecting you say that? I tricked everyone's expectations, but Because yeah, you're doing something on sunday I have I've not mentioned that anyway yet though, but I am doing something on sunday. Why wouldn't you have mentioned it when you? why Because of the reasons and I just I was like Start on on sunday and be like hey this is a thing Like if you mention it then people can make time you should mention it like now mention it right now do it on sunday I'm doing a long stream not by efep standards, but by my standards a long stream to Celebrate 100k How long is it? Eight hours that is long by efep status, isn't it? It's not long by that's like a that's like a It's like an above average efep Let me fuck when we do the 24 hour one people be like, ah, finally a normal episode of efep Oh, yeah, you're probably right, but yeah, and uh, who are the guests? Um anyone who cares to show up that um Yeah, that's essentially it My policy was I just asked anyone who's been on my channel before in a stream And when you when you start and I forget Uh, I haven't set a time just sunday No, but for as long as you can if you can all people's whatever we start for eight hours Yeah, that's it. That's genuinely I'll let people know like When before I start I'll I'll give people like a an hour But it's going to be going for long enough people can just drop in and out whenever they want Everyone get excited for that Um, I read that they wanted kylo ren to look like a knight hence the seer coat helmet and cross god lightsaber Hearing bob dismiss it as cosplayers hilarious Does what I mean? It didn't even make sense. It's not vader fucking costume, is it? It's uh, I'm wearing all black costume Yeah, he was a knight of Ren but they didn't do anything without the second movie. So no jj's like, well, no the knights of red is still relevant. They're still relevant I'm gonna fix this You know, he's gonna wear a vader costume soon, isn't he? Oh, right. Yeah, that's a rumor. Well Everything has to be terrible eventually I guess It could be cool if it's in it like a dream sequence or something like a force vision Nothing is cool j nothing cool Everything's warm The dawn what's a smile Hey mom, I was wondering if you're gonna make a praise for civil war. Also, they're gonna do time travel in episode nine From what we've been hearing. Yes, but I don't know what that's based on really beyond here Say like I don't know if there's proof of it really And as for civil war praise, it'll probably be a breakdown. It wouldn't I don't know if I do praise strictly I'd probably want to do like a longer Uh breakdown So disney is killing the ot cast for royalties Uh You know that royalties I don't know if that translates to news or follows even if you'd want to keep them alive for royalties. Yeah Can we throw bob off a rooftop, please? I hate him more than the 19th amendment Right, you've got to stop throwing people off rooftops. I've told you this Uh efab. Thanks for introducing me to j longbone. No problem. He's a fun one. Everyone should subscribe Um just got here, but wanted to say this for a while saying bob speaks too fast gives him too much credit He just crap at audio editing and time compresses everything Yeah, that's true. I mean everyone can speak fast. It's not like it's a compliment or anything That yeah, it comes out like a gobble. Everyone can speak fast. Some people can well fast is relative rag is Everyone can speak fast very slowly Everyone can increase the speed in which they speak Can steven hawking well, no, he's dead, but could he Yes, he could type in times two You talk about a guy who could not do accents jeez Maybe he could Wasn't uh, wasn't he um, wasn't he british? He was because he sounded he sounded american. So I I don't know if that's true That's because he got the voice sense before there were like really and many voice sense to choose from You're a fucking bright lads you figure that out all on your own. You didn't you didn't want to change it because it was like his voice When he had updated once he was like, no, I'm used to this one I knew that Mola, have you seen overly sarcastic productions video on mary sews? Oh That's an okay video They conclude that ray is not all is a mary sue they conclude that um female characters get called the like called overpowered and like mary or gary sue for more often and it's like something that writers Uh, get like uh get are afraid of so will be more cautious in the future before putting powerful female characters and stuff which I think Maybe that's maybe I don't think there's any proof that that's happening, but it's impossible Maybe yeah, but it's other than that. I think it's pretty good video Um, wow, this is an old one almost done with my The first part of the efab movie glad I was able to catch a bit of these see you at efab 50 also hi jay longbone and rags Hello, may the dawn bless us. Why thank you sir don't bless you May his light try to turtle Uh space marines are gary stewing carnit and even they aren't as op as ray I wouldn't know because I don't know what they really do. Do you know anything about them rags? Who space marines are they mary sews? Yeah, they are not Much love long bone laugh always brightens my mood. Oh, yes It's a good laugh So if you go to the escapist channel with you know, movie bobs content on it What's the name of the other guy the guy who does uh Punctuation Yeah, uh, if you if you saw this video if you saw the videos on that channel by most popular Um, it will stop loading new videos before a single movie bobb video comes up. Well, yeah, no one gives a shit about movie bobb They're like, why are you here? I'm just here for yatsi was like, what what are you doing grifting onto that's the actual annoying part of it? I imagine all of those people would love it if yatsi was just on his own channel There are 200 videos um That have loaded and not a single movie bobb video gets In that channel the top 200 videos none of them are movie bobs And like most of the videos on the channel are his That's insane But you think that even you think like the algorithm would pick him up occasionally when he's on a popular channel I don't know man. I think he's probably the biggest argument for um, was there early on and thus has gained a channel just Like by osmosis like the fact that somebody would have watched it and thought yeah, okay This is a channel Like I just don't get it his own channel somewhere. Oh, I think so I don't know if I think he does like other content. I think he is just escapist and he might have another one Well, I think his main thing is he's capist. No, no, he does have his own channel. It has a hundred thousand subscribers Um Mary sue the critical point is that the plot is warped in their presence overly sarcastic productions does a good video on it mostly Plot is warped in their presence. What does that mean exactly? So it's that the take is essentially that a merry sue isn't a merry sue because they're powerful It's that they're powerful because um, because like just everything in the world around them wills them to succeed I can understand actually that That describes ray like perfectly Yeah, I was gonna say I guess the difference being that if I was amazing at like 17 different abilities But none of them had relevance to the plot then So it's it's not like it's a character thing. It's like a meta thing with how the story is written around them It's like everybody loves them. They're great, you know Like if you think about like in real life, you have any person They're not going to be beloved by everyone because different people like different things But if a merry sue enters the story then everyone decides to like them because they're the merry sue Does she talk about the uh, author insert thing? Yeah, she does It's very interesting because like, you know Ultimately someone says x is or is not a merry sue. The biggest thing is just figuring out a set of defining Attributes for what a merry sue is first once everyone does that the answer becomes very obvious Because obviously it's pretty much just like a tick box But deciding what a merry sue is is the complicated part that everyone gets caught up on I think You should have her on efap. She's good Is she a person who would want to be on efap? I have no idea I always just I oh naturally I just assume. No, I've always like they probably don't want to But maybe Um, okay, so if kylo is a wiener, how is him being new at work? Is that context for that? Yeah, movie bob said kylo's a wiener Kind of a wiener to explain how ray defeated him. He said kylo was injured and he's a wiener He's like, all right Um, how is him being the new emperor good for episode nine? Movie bob would find a way to explain that I'd be like it's good because it's different Yeah, the better narrative explains it. The emperor's never been a wiener before Uh, luke even missed the first shot and only through the magic space was it help? Was he able to make the shot? Yeah, that's why he's a garry stew Because he still did it no matter that he failed and also used the power he's been training with in the help of The the fact that he could fly the x-wing is a bit of a stretch. Why I don't think so at all He's never flown a military vehicle before. Okay He's like he's we have no we have to establish why there's no correlation between the two So, yeah, let's do a j. Let's go. So military vehicle versus non-military vehicle What is required for let's say rags to be able to drive a car versus a military jeep? But he doesn't I I don't remember that scene too well doesn't he like do maneuvers to avoid getting shot and stuff Like he moves. I don't think he does anything that complicated. Yeah He's flying through the trench anyway And if you remember his team he has to get saved by a wedge at one point. All right I don't take very long Let it slide Thank you for your kindness um The last Jedi is a love letter in the same way a serial rapist is a romantic. Okay Um rags does that mean you drove hitler's own car? No I know his his vehicle never showed up I don't think so Well, that's a shame No, it yeah, and I think uh Hitler's car was a Mercedes wasn't it? Uh if plane had six wheels Yeah, it was a big old fucker What car did If you drove a Mercedes Benz 770 Do you have a valet for that? No, well these are the they were owned they were a luxury car built from 1930 to 1940. Yeah, that's just an excuse If you were a true valet you would have driven that at some point Oh, that's the like why is there a totally five models remain in existence Is one of them hitlers I see one of the US army seized it after the war so of the five that still exist 20% of all Mercedes Benz 770s that exist belong to Hitler Hey, why did the military why did the military seize that like oh, we need to get this car out of here? No, actually. Yeah, because it's it's of incredible historical significance. Yeah Also, jay, there's a whole bunch of people in chat We're trying to be like you're wrong about luke because this go ahead read all of that I already I already conceded the point because I was like I don't you said you'd let it slide That sounds like you still think it's wrong I was being facetious. I was like, I don't remember what happened. What he actually doesn't that seem too well Um, all I remember is that he like flies and wins Um If playing with if playing with dolls makes you an amazing Jedi, how come yoda wasn't having a luke play with a doll during his training? Luke didn't know man yoda didn't know ray figured it out Um at rags It's like the guy that said that console users could use a gun because it has a trigger on the controller better than pc users because of a mouse and keyboard Oh, yeah, it's fucking retarded Someone actually say that. Yep. You bet your ass they did that was um Who was that? I I remember the video that was Oh, I forget, but yeah, um if console use what what are the benefits of console is that it prepares you for actual firearms? Better and they could fight in a war better because a console simulates the use of a gun better than a mouse and keyboard Which will of course translate into battlefield effectiveness Obviously, well, I remember the fucking console versus pc debates back in the day was goh gamer go gamer Person who said that this is a person is worth it. Oh, they tried to uh copyright strike my video as well They failed at it. They threatened me with like legal action and youtube stuff Ah Yeah, that didn't work. We've we've managed to go this far on efab without getting that yet and i'm actually surprised about that That's a really good point actually Well, we're about to make it to 50 episodes without a single legal threat How many people have been covered and you you include the whole video as well So that's gotta be Like people would go like batch it over that I don't know. I guess we haven't kicked the right hornet's nest yet. We'll get there You've covered up next Yeah, but Yeah, but we're yeah, but we cover them well. We yeah, we don't fuck it up jay. Yeah Jay if that is your name The guy who runs it can't be bothered to watch the whole thing to see say um The issue with arguing characters are stand-ins for fans only works when it's clear The best is mgs2 where kojima constant breaks the fourth wall to reference both raiden and player as one and the same However, this is different because kojima reveals raiden to be his own person The message of the game and mocks the player for wanting to be the hero yet Most people miss this on their first playthrough. All right um Does ray toss a cat or beat her dog? Toss a cat That means like to throw the cat not not what you're going to a dirty place And yeah, she does both of those things several times What what was she doing to the dog? Uh, you don't want to know fucking it Oh beating the dog. This is this is the reference to the streamer and the youtuber who like fucking abuse their animals. Yeah Uh, recently a youtuber I like tear zoo who explains animal science as if it were the matter of a game Collaborated with extra credits and it makes me sad. Oh, that was really sad. Yeah well You know, you know, I mean if extra credits wanted to collab with uj. What would you say? No, really? Yeah, I would say no as well. I mean, I would be like Why would you want to collab with me? What in the world? I see it in more words, but That would be fascinating to me. Uh, luke saw that kylo is the ultimate homosexual Yeah, that's probably why he's defeated so easily. Oh, wow. That depends what they mean by collaborate by the way If they're like, do you want to discuss something on a stream? I'd be like, sure Uh This stream labs donation is gay Hey Tonald is weird, but kind of generic gaming youtuber movie bob fantasizes about genociding white conservatives I think which one I'd like to listen to for a day is not much of a question Also, tlj is objectively bad Yeah, it's so hilarious that the whole like eugenics and murder and genocide angle is coming from an Extremely fat ugly Lob of a man with terrible takes on media all the time. It's like, all right He was neither attractive mentally nor physically. He's like the he's the opposite of the uber minch He's like the worst thing you could possibly be as a human who's arguing for eugenics is like, I don't know Maybe shouldn't be the one to be advocating for that Mola why are super chats on this channel so much more heavily censored than on others like nick ricketus? I wanted to say some choice words about bob. I haven't got anything Set up as far as I'm aware We put on a thing recently for links, but that shouldn't stop whatever's default. Like I haven't like I said, I haven't said anything Uh, yep, the movie's right. Luke needs to save the day ignoring the fact that he could have stayed grumpy and learned nothing If rose knew how to drive oof Well, she knew how to drive. It was the fact that she drove to where she was What she did The thing is there's people who argue that like no fin was being stupid because he couldn't have destroyed the laser The position he was in I was always like, is that true? I don't know Movie made it seem like he could they always um people always bring that up as if um as if there's anything And people are going yeah, but if you if you think about it logically and you look at like Oh, the the ship is melting and it's a big laser And then you think yeah, but do you think ryan johnson thought of that? If it if it's hot enough to melt the ship You're fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so you're like it's hot enough to melt the ship, but fin is still fine So what what is the thing should? I don't know the whole everything on crate is dumb Duck tingle, please They request please may blessed pipeman read us a gay food bedtime story Oh Maybe we could sort that out for the 24 hour bananas and donuts I love that you've reached a point where that sentence makes sense and I was gonna say there's nothing about that that didn't make sense to me I was just like, yep, right That's a tip. That's pretty uh, pretty standard. Uh, efap comment He read the uh, the glazed donuts one when his first guesting on efap, I believe Ooh Very is very enlightening. Um hufflepuff for life, bitch You're a hufflepuff Bob, it's the last Jedi not a Stanley Kubrick movie. Stop looking for underlying meaning. This is like watching someone go insane. Hey, man meta narrative Look it up Um, Epstein's autopsy was performed by Robert Bayden who's just concluded that he Suicided by hanging himself in a tiny room barely higher than he was Um on an unrelated note, Bayden is a Jew who also covered the JFK and MLK assassinations Huh? Oh um Personal point of priv hufflepuff's lives matter. No The only What's have you heard of the the David Mitchell like sketch about hufflepuff j No, I'll have to show you guys When you said David Mitchell because I was like, oh, finally I got to answer. You say have seen it. No, I've not It's fucking hilarious. Um, they're basically the sketches that he's an announcer for hufflepuff And he's like gradually explaining how fucking not special everything is about hufflepuff and he goes, um One of our students, uh, you know Became rather important. Uh, just last year. They're referring to the guy at uh goblet of fire. What's his name? The robot patterns and character Was he a hufflepuff? Yeah I bet he was a hufflepuff and uh It's so yeah, the he says something like uh, one of us got to the point and did something very special. He died. Yes It's like that's an achievement because nothing happens in hufflepuff Uh, but why should we care if kylo is humiliated or not? All he did was destroy random crab and kill two old men No, not just two old men. Damn it He gave the order for a village to be slaughtered Oh, yeah, Cedric Cedric Diggory. You should know that jay, you're a nude I think I did know that you didn't ask I did ask that massive That was the name of the robber patterns and character Then I wasn't listening badman um Thanks for the entertainment cunts. Oh, how's our young? How's our young wolf doing best wishes jarra be with you? Uh, so Previous efap there's um, I go through at the beginning if you wanted to know uh, what's going on or what's happened if you've missed the tweets and stuff Um, what's your opinion on 2k goons or 2k goons? I don't know anything about 2k Okay Jeffrey Epstein and seth rich are just the latest of the 20 plus body count linked to the clinton's all right Do any of you have any pet hates in movies minus slow motion nos and dry for wet Dry for night I hate day for night and I hate when um Like you have a Um, so when you have like a character who's supposed to interrupt another character And there's this uncomfortable pause between one of them starts and one of them begins because I don't understand what timing is Because they don't because they don't write the rest of the line for the character like the character. No, it literally stops they're gonna stop So like miss the cue and then editing doesn't fix it either The like no one actually speaks like that no one speaks like what about the And then like wait stop and then there's that long pause like the person stops speaking Because there's nothing on the script for them to say because it says and then you're interrupted by other person The other person waits too long if you're ever doing that you have to write the whole line Or like think of what the whole line is so you can keep saying it until you get interrupted And then the other person like all right around the middle of their sentence around these words you interrupt them Yeah, also drive away apparently means when you're underwater, but all under greed screen I didn't know that's what it was called but fair enough and Apparently 2k goons refers to 2k sending investigators to a borderlands youtuber's house and his channel Yeah, I'm not buying a I'm not buying borderlands 3 They've been doing way too much shady crap with people. I'm not buying borderlands 3. I'm not gonna support Or is that it's not like the epic inclusive one? If you need any more reason If you yeah, if you need any more reason not to buy that fucking game, uh, there you go sup mato Was the super mato or sup mato? had like a hundred thousand plus Uh Views and he was a borderlands channel and they got a channel taken down for apparent copyright infringement or something And they sent fucking people to his house. Yeah, fuck borderlands 3. I ain't buying that shit Did you like break some kind of contract rule or something about showing borderlands 3 footage? Uh, he he discussed leaks But Okay, well, I don't know if about it, but yeah, okay um The nazis were real At a convention in baltimore a guy did movie bob cosplay fat mario with infinity gauntlet That's pretty much it. Yeah, that would be bob's ideal Sort of wish fulfillment, which is worse the bad film or the bad defense videos that follow Um, honestly the bad defense ones are they kind of make me sadder Yeah, because a bad film if it's like hated to a degree that I find You know appropriate. I'm like, yeah, at least we all understand that it's bad and maybe it was just a cash grab And if that's the case I can understand why it's still shit, but like I see the reason but With like this movie bob stuff and everything it's just like wow. What are you doing? It's terrible You're just you're just uh Um luke speeder Was the t16 sky hopper and is made by the same company that made the x-wing and have nearly identical cockpits And beggars canyon is the racetrack from episode one Oh really Yeah, that makes sense. It would make sense that you know the same company would have similar controls and as I mentioned before you probably want to Standardize a lot of stuff across all the companies that create ships To make your products more approachable to prospective new customers Yeah, I think we don't get any lines like that in the movie. We do get luke saying That it's familiar from what I remember. I'd have to watch it again. Um I don't think it just it doesn't seem like I'm just just a stretch to me. It never did. Um Especially not compared to having like no experience with a thing and then nailing it Uh rewatched homecoming because of this stream completely flipped my take on the film. It's so good Oh Hell yeah, homecoming is amazing. Wonderful. I mean it shit. It's not like the comics at all It isn't and Stop crying ranks rolled now. You're not 15. I mean wait 15 is the cut off point Uh, want to buy some death sticks? Yes Luke yoda, please use lightning. They're about to kill akbar and my sister yoda. He he pee pee poo poo much to Much to have young lid yet you skywalk Uh Vox is cj and metal guests you spoil me so long man cj is much more handsome than that rag fella. Oh First off that's literally not true at all. That's objectively untrue. I'm I look not toot my own horn here, but I look pretty good So I think that that is not true at all Look, he's not ugly, but I am I am I'm something fantastic. There's an orange supremacist Yeah, I love oranges They're they're good. They're not as good as pomegranates Or I like granny smith apples. Are they as good as super mario odyssey? I haven't played super mario odyssey I just Things to it. Yeah, I just super mario odyssey. How do you define how anything is good without having played super mario odyssey? Because i'm comparing those things to other things not super mario odyssey. No, I'm not comparing them to super mario odyssey You have to compare No, you compare other things by comparing them both to super mario odyssey. That's how it works. Oh, yeah Well, I think super mario odyssey is shit All right. Well, then I guess everything is good That how that works. Well, everything that isn't shit is good These rules they're so difficult Well, it's not a rule. That's such a complicated place I hate laws and rules. They're all terrible So it's a trend Yes By the way, chris stuckman thinks the force awakens is better than the return of the jedi and cosmonaut thinks mary su day and force criticisms is invalid Yeah, I don't know if cosmonaut's gone back on that now since uh BLJ happened I don't know what his take is as for chris stuckman I'm gonna say cosmonaut has so many ridiculous takes that I literally like It doesn't matter what he thinks because it's just going to be like rolling a dice is like, oh, that's what I think today Yeah, I feel like it wouldn't take much to change his mind either like Present him a bunch of things that he didn't see previously for whatever reason I don't think he thinks about the things he says. I think he just says them and if he was like If you get presented like loads of evidence, it's like you are wrong Like the stuff that you said is wrong. This is an incredibly bad take is like, oh, I've changed my mind And that would be his entire reaction I was like, oh, I guess I've changed my opinion now. I think when we covered him as well His samurai videos. He was like partially offered to come on e-fab and he was like nah, so That's a shame one day I don't know what he'd say. I would be so strange But it would be fun, maybe All of his takes are weird like your takes are weird. What did he post recently? I don't know. It was probably terrible though. Very strange um Blew me away when I realized how popular that channel is Hey Mueller, are there any games you would consider making one of those long series is on sometimes Sometime in 2024 when you finish your Game of Thrones season a and tfa series Yes, the ones that got a war 2018 I'd like to do something for and uh shout out the colossus or something. I want to do something Because I like video games. They're cool. I think Uh couldn't send this earlier, but mr. Republican guy said the x-wing was based on the f-18 even though it didn't fly until 78 a year after Star Wars Hmm Darth Vader was a ripoff of robocop who came Like seven years later Thank you, Mueller for this live stream makes my day so much better. Well, I'm glad good stuff, man Um Discord is asking why jay is talking about anal for What oh what jay? Why are you talking? Why are you discussing anal for? Oh, that's what I talked about like walking around in a guy's ass Oh, oh, yeah, like my my cavernous asshole. Yeah Yeah, it's actually quite pleasantly snug. I guess that is what that is. All right Yeah, but it is pretty fucking great Glad we couldn't convince Yeah, well Episode nine trailer has less views than the joker trailer Wait, isn't is there any one really? That's actually pretty interesting. Is there a new one or what? No, I'm guessing he's referring to the first one ah Everyone does it Well, I guess we this checkable 31 million views Oh, I want a million views 55 million views. It's it's the true We're now at the day where joker movies get more interest than star wars films The heroes star wars films steroids their ways Um What do you think about the obi-wan Kenobi series on disney plus? It's funny disney wanted us to accept the new characters, but they suck But they sell the old I've heard about this apparently we're getting Uh Ewan McGregor Kenobi thing that's the thing that's happening now Come on, please Please Um Yeah, I don't know what to think about that like yeah, we'll just have to see what happens It's something everyone wants But it's the kind of thing where I'm constantly like why didn't they do that? Why didn't they do that in the second? It's like they're doing it. I'm like, oh no No, yeah, what are they gonna? We'll see Speaking of the boys glad I caught the homecoming e-fab now. I know what it's like to enjoy a series that is horrible That is a horrible adaptation of the source material I've heard about this apparently the boys is a really bad Uh adaptation however a lot of the threads a lot of the threads I've been looking into have been saying it improves the source material dramatically No done done done It's almost like the conversation of faithfulness is completely different the conversation of writing quality What I didn't say that. Anyway, Mola, can you talk about Chernobyl instead of movie blob? Movie blob I think we talked about Chernobyl at some point in one of the other e-fabs. It's very good Uh as a tv show. I don't know how accurate it is. I've heard different things Acting is fantastic Atmosphere is so damn good. I love the special effects the fucking haunting nature of what radiation does to you as a human being It's it's all very very very excellent and I love the uh the last episode where they go through exactly how it happened why it happened and How unlikely it is and yet it was a perfect storm of horrible things that made it happen Um good shit. Yes It's not a thousand years. It's a thousand generations, which is like 20,000 years a thousand generation Thoughts on yeah, Chernobyl is fantastic. Everyone needs to see Chernobyl. It's amazing There you go Madoka magica Anyone know what that is? Huh the dark magic madoka magica. I don't know deadies. No, I think we're talking about Popeyes for a second. Yeah, same Give to metal to help get drunk as metal is the hero e-fap need not the one it deserves Invader sounds sounds like yeah, okay Hey metal commander, um, there are many kinds of metals Are you like do you have an affinity for any of them in particular? No, I'm a whore And rags was stunned by this knowledge No, I'm actually um, no that makes that yeah that that follows What do you think of the rumor that disney is killing ot characters because lucas still owns part of them nerderotic covered this in uh in Week That sounds like a disney thing to do is it only to see what part of his characters does he own? Yeah, I thought you just sold the whole thing. I didn't know he owned any part of them But if that's the case it wouldn't surprise me honestly If they're gonna want to use stuff that they have full control over so if that's true It makes sense. It's not even something I wouldn't necessarily not do Like I would phase them out if I was like, yeah, we've got no control over these assets So I'd rather focus on what we do. I just do it in a non-ship way. Yeah Like there were ways to do it that don't fucking ruin everything Um God, I love vox just on efap more vox is on efap. I don't care what seven hours of putting on that voice does to him Oh Oh, he'll he'll always come back the blessed pikeman has a space here Um, I have the plot rags. Darth Vader goes back in time and turns himself to the light side Darth Vader goes back in time. Yes Okay Whatever it can't be shit. It can't be shit of the shit. Fuck it In rebels it was more pulling someone into the future Ego, they dispersal from the past at the point they would have died A time fix would mess up things if it changed more than that. That still sounds tis me I don't the fuck sounds like a rival. Can we just not do time travel, please Just don't Stay away from time travel I'm travel rival pulled it off pretty well Time travel will kill both the mcu and star wars in the same year I want to time travel to a time where I didn't know enough to hate everything Time travel is done. Well and back to the future. Uh, dr. Who, um, dr. Who? Yes, it's they do well in dr. Who When you get to the fucking episodes where they start saying timey. Why me they can just suck my dick No, right. Okay. There is nothing in that episode that doesn't make sense About the time travel What episode are you referring to the blink the blink one, which is the one where he says that I was actually referring to when the TARDIS gets stuck inside the TARDIS That's a fucking comet. That's a fucking comic relief special. That doesn't count Oh, he's still what do you mean that doesn't count? It's the same tis they use that line Deepest like it's like that. They start using it as an excuse for when nothing makes any sense Timey wibbly wobbly long There's like so much stuff. They've done like so many comic relief ones and none of them are canon Also, I like blink There's a fucking comic relief one where he meets. Um, what's the name of Eddie Redmayne's character in Fantastic Beasts? Yeah, but you say this it's not like it's a absolutely absurd scenario that could never be considered canon It's like it's not even half bad episode. They just solve the problem in a way that makes no sense Oh, okay, hang on. How long is the thing that you're thinking of? I don't know how long it's but it's the doctor is trapped inside the doctors TARDIS and the two of them have to figure out the I think it's a david tenon one at least he's one of the two. I remember my comment The fucking I'm sorry. There's no way If someone was to watch all of doctor who there's no way the time travel stands up to scrutiny not in like not in Not in like the whole show. There's no point, you know, there are points where it fucks up as a general rule It's fine Even though it's a core part of the premise I don't know man a lot of timey stuff It's gotta be because most of the episodes just use it to um switch between even back to the future a little bit Tizmy, I love back to the future But like the idea of the waves of time is Seemingly very subjective in terms of like it takes sometimes it takes a little longer. Sometimes it doesn't You ever fuck so hard you went back in time and call it sack to the future So why would it be sacked to the future if you're going back in time Because you're going back So you were at the future at one point you went to the past and then you sacked back to the future Yeah, there's a me in the future. So how did you go to the past in the first place? Huh, yeah, you sacked you sacked all three times nice Oh, yeah Someone said what do you think of lupa lupa's time travel is fucking bulls Lupa is made by Ryan Johnson, which explains why it's bulls You can understand it's almost like the blueprint for a terrible movie Oh, we we warned this is the thing a lot of people were like hey, I liked lupa and I've always like I like lupa. It's just that um, it's broken a fundamental level. Yes. I don't know that is great It's fun to watch Yeah, it's fun to watch It's got like the the part where he's like cutting off the guy's fingers and it's like happening in real time. That's cool. Yeah makes sense Star Wars rise of the ultimate homosexual Who ryan johnson? No, it's just rise of the ultimate homosexual. I'm guessing it's tywin. Oh I'd sack that to the future At this point is anyone going to be too surprised if ray does autism time travel back in time and literally becomes the origin of the force It might be it did why not? Also by pipeman From anonymous metal commander is greater than mubishly Who's mubishly? I don't know. It's a mysterious creature who metal who's mubishly. I don't know. It's like the bad brother from the hapasha laura Oh Awoo rags awoo Uh Okay Rags can you drop a link to your book in chat pretty please? Yeah, absolutely. Let me grab that really quick Louis levi when Eventually there's again. There's a lot of eventualities Right time right places The abbreviation for episode nine is r.o.s funny Oh, that'd be funny ross ross No ross noble as a comedian. That's why it's funny. Uh Here's my book Hey rags just got a quad kill off of gibraltar's bombardment. Are you proud of me? I am very proud of you. I um I actually have to I still have a weekly challenge. I have to get a kill with gibraltar and i'm just uh I I don't like He's my least favorite character Do not like him Hey mollar, it's been a while since I've seen your stream last was when I donated to one of your bloodborne playthrough I was glad to see your hate for tlj still God it's been a while since I've streamed bloodborne, but yes I still don't particularly like tlj. It's true Uh, it hasn't gotten better with age somehow. Yeah weird lots of people keep saying that that's gonna happen Yeah, one of these days one of these days the quinton said he said it's gonna be considered a masterpiece Masterpiece of shit Not gonna happen I feel like he's in a place as well where he's gonna get to like, you know Maybe 20 years from now and he's gonna see low like he's gonna see three people praising it still and be like He's gonna see the other two people It's like my friends like it that they're like, we're not your friend Um, most of my channel's active commenters are efab viewers. So as thanks my new video has two efab memes It should be up by tomorrow morning given efab money is the best use of marketing dollars ever Mark a cyborg Probably keep the website going maybe or Expand your mean notoriety Who knows Geode Yay The problem with this meta interpretation horseshit is that you can impute anything you want to anything I can just as easily justify a meta interpretation that raised the best feminist overthrowing the patriarchy Also, jay watch lord the rings you twink What is that book rag that's my book the one I wrote with all my tips in it Yeah, I've used a lot of the tips in that book and let's just say never Failure never fail and I will I will say this tip number four is kind of a Sleeper hit you might not think at first that it'll get you where you need to go But it will get you all the way What are they tips for What will you achieve if you gotta read it? Oh, I think y'all your tip will achieve a lot if you follow my rules ah Uh here to relax after studying non-stop for an online exam today because I thought it was due today and not next week The tizm is strong with me Well, relax with us. Yes. Yes Help. I think I've caught the gay also high rags Hello, I'm starting to think that those things are connected. Was it you that provided the gay to him? Um, I think there's a little gay in each of us and it just needs to be given the chance to awesome Watch on the aids bus watch bosh on amazon I've never heard of bosh else B.o.s.c.h. Yes Oh, yeah, he's quite the artist man crazy stuff You have an amazon show um Maybe a tribute. He was he's a he's a renaissance All right, he would draw your Hieronymus Bosch He drew the very he he's known in particular for his his like hellscapes and depictions of hell. Oh Wait, let me see if this is who i'm thinking of. Oh, wait. No You guys thoughts on ghost recon breakpoint Anyone know anything about that? um I yeah I don't know. Well, I'm afraid none of us know anything about it. Yeah, I also love you rags Oh, I I you're you're a great fan Going back to college for asso ASSO in science on monday wish me luck boys Good luck my good Mola, can you please say I don't use objectivity to make my videos dawn? I use my heart. I spelled it wrong last super chat. Oh, well I guess I'll say one more time. I don't use objectivity to make my videos dawn I use my heart There you go. That's gotta be just what you needed. Hopefully Mola, did you delete the just right debate from your channel? I remember seeing it and now it's gone Love the show all the best. It was on wall's channel. It is Gone from there. I don't know if someone's re-uploaded it yet. They might have um, I'm thinking of re-uploading it on mula edited down at some point and just pulling it like more efap eu sort of thing So, uh Probably still find it and if not, it'll eventually be on mula. Maybe Uh, what do you guys think about the new modern warfare? Uh, I don't have any comments about it. Thank you guys. Um, I'm still on the fence about it. I I'm mostly optimistic I hope that the single player is really good because honestly the multiplayer looks Like it it's spectacular, but it does. I don't know how good it'll actually play Um time to kill it seems really low and potentially extremely quick. Um So I I guess we'll see how it really plays out, but I definitely have my My eyes on it. It looks like it could really be something interesting I I would just really really appreciate a really good Solid call of duty single player and it looks like they are trying to put effort into it So I hope it turns out really good because I would like call of duty to kind of rise above It's the reputation. It's got over the last seven or so years I agree Uh, what are you Jay? Great I've ignored you. Wait, what? Oh I mean it's it's telling. That's all I'll say about that is I just think everything that's been said on here in the last however long I've not been paying attention It's completely wrong and I'm not gonna elaborate as to why Second part of chip chiply soup chat was also what the fuck is this video? Is he referring to tunnels? He could be referring to any of the Today watch his tonal glow gods. What a stupid video. No, no It's genius. It just can be interpreted wrong sometimes just because you don't get something doesn't mean it's bad Yeah, Jay's the expert at that just because something is bad doesn't mean it's bad Yeah, tonight you will be laying in bed and then you'll be asleep and then all of a sudden Your eyes will open and you'll just you'll get it. You'll just Get it. You'll have a eureka moment turned over and to do You won't wake anyone up because there's no one else there in your bed and you will just have this epiphany moment You might you might go to social media and post about it. Maybe you'll have a wank. I don't know You have you'll have to express yourself in some way Just go and thank tonald That's what you needed to just go. He allowed it to happen. Honestly. He allowed it to happen. He empowered your Joyfulness compared to just right tonald is pure joy agreed Pure joy Fuck you rags the angry buff fish woman is the most fuckable undertale character No, not at all go mom all the way Oh, I know I know I'm late, but I want to remind everyone movie Bob once called the us civil war a temper tantrum by the south 600,000 people died in that war Oh Yeah, um You uh, you we went to when I went to well, yeah, man. It was some serious shit. It wasn't I mean they It was rough and it wasn't a black or white issue odd praising but It was it was really rough man. It was really really rough Our bloodstained is literally made by the same guy who made castlevania as an f u to konami for firing So yeah, it's derivative of castlevania because that's the point Yo did not know that I think tonal just needs someone to proofread his scripts if he could get that he might be able to improve and someone I want him to be so successful, but I want him to stay the way he is It's this terrible conundrum that we're in to correct this statement as well We're like he just needs someone to edit his videos edit the audio proofread the scripts and write the scripts His audio is all right. No Maybe someone to narrate for him as well. No, just all of it. He just needs someone to all of it You know, I've actually heard that there's someone else doing the talking The writing and the editing on my channel. So, yeah, if uh, you know Who that Sir, I don't know. You've not heard of him. He goes to another school That's kind of I'm convinced tonal didn't play any of those games was just paraphrasing ign reviews while trying to sound more human than he normally does Oh, I think he achieved something. It's like a I sort increase of humanity if you know, um If you go to so tonals, I'm I I'm upping my patreon to tonal because he needs he needs all of our support Uh, if you if you do three a month three dollars a month He has three tiers. He has he has epic, which is a level two patreon for three dollars a month You will get uh, you will receive All of the previous stuff, which is the downward thrust discord server A sneak peek of what i'm working on for the coming week And the patreon feed where he posts diaries updates and vlogs Um If you go to level two, so pay three dollars, you will get the monthly thrust A once a month article written by tonal oak and delivered to the patreon I want to get me a monthly thrust Yeah, boy, so for five dollars a month You'll get all of that other stuff and your name at the end of the first downward thrust video of each month I don't know that there aren't people who want to get the monthly thrust. That's just My goodness, I feel like it should be I don't know. Yeah, I What if he finds out right like imagine he gets five new patrons as of now and then he checks it He's like, oh, this is from efap promoting my stuff. Oh, that seems like it might be their cool podcast Oh, jeez. He'll be so confused I'm just i'm i'm curious if I should go level two or go all the way to level Oh, man, I kind of what my name. I want him to put my name on this I went there to be a rags Wait, was it the third video of every month? No, the first of every month. Oh the first he's not bad. He's not You know, what if what if he has a month where he doesn't do That's what I was thinking of every month. Yeah, you weren't thinking that That's why I said it from Uh, do all of the clones from the prequels count as orphans and is that why the emperor had to phase them out for stormtroopers? You never had parents. So you were an orphan like if you didn't know they didn't die, but they just didn't exist Yeah, you're an orphan. You don't own your own blood. So I'm gonna google the definition of orphan All right, so right this is the emperor owns the blood everyone that's his patreon that I put in the chat so There's a film I can't I can't resist a monthly thrust. That's Okay, the emperor owns their blood Orphan a child whose parents are dead the clones are not orphan. No It's determined by who owns and know that Well, they didn't have well, they didn't really have parents to lose Orphan is a verb. It means to to kill someone's parents is to orphan someone. I knew that. Um, oh But the key detail everyone's forgetting here is ownership of blood Oh, yeah, and bone density Well, that's the natural core like if I own your blood you have less of it and therefore your bones suffer and become less dense That's how it works that yeah, it makes complete sense And so if the emperor owns their blood from birth, they're still orphans Um, hmm or unless wait was it that if they own their own blood their orphans I can't you have to if you own your own blood you become Anti-orphan right? No, yeah, because it was um, it was your parents own your blood if you're not an orphan Oh, so if it's like Someone who isn't your parents own your blood Uh, yeah, because then the orphanage owns their blood right was that it Does anyone watch this this background you can tell us you need help Uh opinions on disney continuing star wars the clone wars I hope they don't fuck it up for all the people who love star wars the clone wars I know that show has a lot of fans Didn't it end transitioning directly into episode three though? I can't feel like they will ruin anything and everything that they get their hands on Like didn't didn't it end in a way that you they couldn't continue it I don't know I I don't know what the fuck's going on with it. I got no context. I hope it goes. Well, I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen There are clones of jango Pop we heard that a board guy was randomly stabbing people in this war mart know anything about that tonald Would you like a Description Description Jay finally I can tell how A man was stabbed Sir, please Jay finally I can tell how proud I am of you that you managed to activate windows. This is a great achievement for you I am really proud of you. Oh, thank you. Good job. Jay. You activated windows. I did. Well I didn't activate windows, but I went to the screen where it tells you to activate windows and then Thing went away because bug Oh Bring gigguk on efap Who's who's gigguk? I don't know that sounds like a caveman name Oh gigguk, I don't know that Mola who's cuter rags or j I think we all know the answer to that Yeah, and I think saying it is gonna upset the the party who's left in the dirt. Let's say I mean, it's like the wolf or the vampire question Yeah, they're just just yeah, exactly important station. That's that is an important distinction. Yeah, I knew I knew it didn't quite sound right Uh, hey, Mola rags and j Sorry mel That's fine. I'm used to it. Hey No, he means you too. You're just so ubiquitously ever present here that it it just goes without saying you're just such a common Presence. This is like your what 30 of efap the major cogs of the machine that is efap is metals I said cogs Yeah, great to catch a live efap for once trying to catch up on the lore for the 24 hour stream I'm currently on episode 44. Please pass along well wishes to wolf as well as some of this money as you see fit Please split the rest between the three of you. Thank you Very well I forgot jay. That's terrible. Oh, no Feels bad bad. I'll I'll sort something out with that. I um How is he gonna pay for his monthly thrust? Which is gayest a-wing x-wing y-wing or rags? Oh boy that last one threw me for a loop. I'm not gonna lie I mean, I can't answer questions like that. Is there a way to suggest sort of seal the deal though Because of these four things only one of them Sits on dicks So I don't know that True who knows what those y-wings get up to They got That's what they're bombing I think it's the y-wing like I said, it has docking procedures in it. Like it's pretty gay So I don't know But the a-wing is the most but plug shaped well Anything is but plug shaped if you have enough courage And the x-wing is just I don't know what you can do with that Um, it starts off easy, but then it very suddenly gets very difficult This is a weird one. I would really appreciate it if jay would whisper a little bit more and pull his pants down slightly Okay, I think that can be arranged. He didn't deny it Uh, this is what you get. This is what you get when you tell c-3po to loosen up don't I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means loosen up Mola, who's your favorite e-fapper minds rags. So hands off Yay This man has good taste. I guess tonal and I taste good Obviously tonal camps. Yeah, I'll be my favorite. I think I think they were I think they implied like uh someone who's Actually a part of a live discussion Like a like a guest. I like the mola guy. He's pretty cool I think he's kind of overrated honestly I mean he takes ages to make a point and he goes off on random tangents Kind of like movie bob oddly enough. Yeah takes forever to make a point The one thing he has over movie bob is he just never releases videos while movie bob just pumps them out constantly So really the pain from either is is lessened by the one with less videos. That's fair, right? You should team up No Can you imagine you in movie bob during the creative process trying to make a video? I want to see that And every time movie bob says just anything you're like wait, wait, but that's not true that there's literally nothing to support that He gives me a script and I'm like we're gonna control f meta narrative and we're gonna get rid of it. Okay. He's like no What that's the word that confuses him the most did his video have a meta narrative Probably how about eugenics Well, does that really count I think that's just like too obvious to be considered. Yeah, it's not it's not it's not a very meta narrative It's just it's an uber narrative Oh It's like a super theme Sorry, I can't think of any holocaust puns Huh? I can't think of any holocaust puns too Yeah, well, that's okay It's all right if your attempts at holocaust puns go up in smoke. Don't worry about it Maybe if you're concentrating a bit more The only anime y'all need to see is sargon anime What? Jay anal vor then Hmm question mark j are you what do you what's your opinion on anal vor? How do you know when you're free? I'm free right now. Tell me about what you think about anal vor. Oh god. No, you're doing efab right now I mean, you're not free. We're both here. It's all right I mean you don't have to reschedule or anything. You're currently a circle on my screen I'm more of a concept really than a corporeal entity So you could discuss with me what your opinions are on anal vor How am I supposed to get in a concepts ass? No, you don't have to get in the concepts ass. I want to know what is your opinion on the act Oh, I think it's the act of everyone should try it at least once before they say it's bad What is the largest who is the largest person that you have ever anal vor? Or do you Okay, that explains where the nose went. You know what why does that explain where his nose went? Well, because when you're getting I imagine when you're getting sucked up a particularly snug butthole Your nose comes off. No, it just gets pushed into your face But that's that's Jay's nose not Voldemort's nose. Oh, Jay Jay is anal vorring Voldemort. So why does Voldemort's nose fall off? Because what he's getting I wanted to keep a part of him as a as a souvenir So while you while you were performing the act you took his nose together Yeah, it squeezes have very the nose is still there. It just got smushed into his face That's why it appears flat. I don't think that's how it works in the articulation And in Voldemort was inside of Jay's butt for so long He lost the color in his skin. That's all it's very pale because there ain't no sunshine up a butthole mawler All right, no sunshine up a butthole Yeah, it's possible, but no and really it's not a you can get a tan though Not not very typical. You don't want a tan on the inside your Yeah, that's why people bleach it Yeah, you want that thing looking spick and span a bleach So all right, well next super chat you deserve aids if you're hit by a bus That sums up beef Out of context that's so beautiful Well, you certainly if you get hit by the aids bus you deserve It's like a regular bus though. I don't know if all of e-fap is destroyed at like only five minutes of If it survives, I think the last five minutes would do pretty nicely Will you will you hit by the aids bus and were you aware of it being the aids bus? Determine the answers to the question for the aids bus jay Yonah's got coming. Did you just instinctively know it was the aids bus at the time? I just thought it was a normal bus. It was just an instinctive thing when a bus or missile shaped object Okay, I woke up. I realized I was in a chuck tingle novel Bus what clued you off that you were in a chuck tingle novel you know, I was I was fucking a doughnut Yeah, he just woke up with your It's right in that doughnut hole hanging out Um, it was a chocolate doughnut. Have you have you told boss that you'll nought Mexican? That's Deep memory right there. Oh, she knows she knows Especially after halloween Wolf is e-fap force ghost also jarred did video did a video on wolf. I have heard Um, you've seen it I've Is that the one I watched? Yeah, we watched that together. Oh I know that he did a few Good that he's done a few of um a couple topics that involve I guess coming back doing e-fap doing reviews. I don't know. I don't know what's going on with him exactly Oh god, I'm concerned about will we'll let him in the chat Yeah, oh jay grabs penn well It's too late jay Why don't think pencil is gonna do much for jay bow and why have you not seen bone tomahawk? That's just silly. I'll I'll check out what it is I'm curious just by the name alone. I'm the the star I'll do it I can't wait for the day decades from now and my unloved adopted bastard grandchild are asking me when part four of tfa critique is coming out It'll be out by then. I 110 may be promised It is as the prophecy foretold Is tywin the queen that was promised the uber gay? the queens Uh, master kinobi is sexy 3po baggins also high rags Hello, hi I love that I can get drunk with my pals play smash for hours and then listen to you guys on the way home hugs and kisses my n words No I hope you're not driving drunk though. I'm sure he went to do is on the bus. He's on the bus I'm sure no. No, he's he's not driving the bus. No, he's not driving. But he's just on the bus If because because he might he might be a bus driver This was like People around I go to my friends go to a party drink up then go to my job as a bus driver Put in my headphones and listen to the e-fap for my shift Imagine you're driving a bus when you first hear about the aids bus No If you are driving the aids bus, please Slow down Um dance in the vampire buns. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait What if the aids bus hits somebody who has aids already does it knock the aids out of them? Yeah, I was gonna say cancel out Yeah, they die because I got by a bus, but they don't have aids it It cures that old age gives them a new aids Well, oh, well, would you rather hold on to your old aids or just uh get some new aids? I don't know I don't think I've ever really been in that situation Well, you had to decide if you could have new aids I mean, I think I take the new aids. It's always good for a change, right? You never want to get stuck down on the old aids for too long. I don't know. It might be really nice aids Well, if it's a nice aids, obviously i'm keeping it I didn't know they were nice ones Well, I'd be relatively Um dance in the vampire bund is an awesome manga Dance in the vampire bund Bund yeah, b-u-n-d b-u-n-d Interesting one. I don't know what that is, but yes, hold up. Wait, wait. Is this about charles dance? I hope it is dance in the Wow, it's autocompleting Um Dance in the vampire bund is a supernatural drama manga series written and illustrated by nozumo tamaki The manga was serialized in media factories signing manga magazine monthly comic flapper between 05 and 2012 Um, all right. Well, um, it looks it's got a lady on the front So Actually, I don't fucking know how if that is a lady that could be a child. This is anime after all She looks awfully young. Hmm. I don't know how I feel. It's okay. She's 500 years old. Oh, she's oh, yeah She's a 500 year old spirit dragon. Yeah. Oh, that makes it okay, then What's wrong? Is this your first time seeing a naked woman? Shut up. Why would I feel embarrassed looking at a kid's butt? Whoa? Whoa now is that from the thing? Yeah Oh, I yeah, I went to images. We got a we got a very we've got a fairly bared, um young lass I think you should probably stop looking at it. Uh Yeah, we're we're moving on. Oh, there's a werewolf No, is there a bus? No, I she's nowhere to be seen but There's a werewolf here. So I'm definitely um They got Thanos you guess you get me. I guess ronin baggins I don't know that I don't bill bow would engage with that sort of thing or any variations of him, but I could believe it. I guess I just had time to look at my notifications. Hmm started three hours ago. It's efap with mollern rags. Of course, it's still going I think in total We did we're just over four hours plus Five hours. Let's lean us to about 11. It's not bad. It's not bad um Everything is great about the prequels except what was shown on screen. Look up. Alex Jones explained the prequels if you haven't seen it I have that video's good This is a test i'm accepting it To stand victorious over the middle one ends their growth When they beat the middling self. Don't you agree moeller? I don't think I could disagree with any of that Long praise the middle Ra you've got to stop throwing people off rooftops. We've talked about this, but I wanna and anyways bob is not a person I mean, you know, it's a broad definition four plus five equals 11. Did I say that? I'm very very sleepy right now Um, I don't think osp read specifically it would like to be on efap since she's an sjw But not really an insane one more like your average cali or washington uni student. However, she could always surprise me She's welcome to come on only heard Yeah, but you you think everyone's reasonable That's not a true It's not a full size It was pretty reasonable when you said four plus five equals 11. Yeah, see you didn't call me out on it You just said it was reasonable. Wait. Wait. Wait. I it's a second. I gotta get my That's nine out my little patoes here. Hey, let him figure it out himself. Jesus Stop spoiling math Holy shit, that is nine. Yep All right, I'm back from what's that in dog math? 27 All right, I'm back from fenners stream I was technically here for the beginning and the end of the stream So you didn't come for the middle the one part that everyone actually thinks is any Oh, no, wait till alan here's about You guys should unironically react to the clinton body count website It's legit hilarious multiple instances of someone dying in a plane crash and then an autopsy showing bullet holes in this skull Geez weird how that happens Um, I for one love the clintons and everything they do in yes, so And and uh boardlands three. Yes, we support them 100 don't come to my house and force me to delete my channel Uh, I miss wolf now. I have no one to spam annoying super chats at I mean I could spam I could spam rags instead But it's just not the same also high rags Hello You're right. It's not the same. It's better I've decided to become a villain. I'm going to use my intellect and resources to try and end humanity Could you edit and redraft my willed ending mission statement? Oh, well, I mean if it's gonna be I mean if it ends in you killing everything I don't think we need to really redraft it. Well, yeah, sort of I mean why not make it better, you know So that we can all go out and I know it's like a it's like a principle thing I mean, do you want to die to a villain with a shitty monologue at the end? Yeah, but I wouldn't care if everything is going to stop existing. It's like oh, well Listen one day my car That I drive that's a lot is going to be No, listen, it is not a lady's car. Is it a bus? I said an aid Oh, no, it's not an aids car. No, it's not that either Because women don't get aids proven So I mean yeah, um one day my car is going to be nothing but rust It's going to be scrap metal. It's not going to be a car It's going to be broken up and destroyed and ruined and it will have dissipated into its baser elements But for now it matters to me because I use it and it has value to me, right? So in this in much the same way The the the final world ending monologue notice of the supervillain Yeah, eventually I mean the world's going to blow up or whatever which is weird The supervillain would do that because he's on the world too, but whatever you do you I guess We still want it to be good because we're here while we're hearing it or reading it or whatever You know, so we want it to you know, you know, we want we want to die as objectively good as possible It wouldn't be e-fap without it I don't disagree. Do you want the villain to be better? I'm sure you want the villain to be worse Like worse at what that writing? No, I want to be a great writer. I'm gonna be a shit villain But if they're a worse writer then maybe they're less intelligent Do the do the villaining worse I don't think so Because you can be very very intelligent, but a tarot writer Are you saying that ron johnson is intelligent? What no okay He wants to think he might be intelligent. I don't know he just might be a shitty filmmaker I think we know If I had to guess I would probably say Eh I mean if any and he's clearly high functioning enough to land a director gig Whatever he is. He's a high functioning one. Yeah, whatever he is. He's a high functioning I'm not gonna say he's anything in particular But if he is something it is high functioning Do you think if you said that about bob chipman he take it as a compliment? Hey, he'd be like, I am the highest of jitters. You're talking about cinema roberto or something We are talking about the theater robert Theater robert I need to find the cornstarch gill you guys covered a wolf's chattel a year ago So do you remember the video or chattel dame? I don't that video was horrible Was that me you were right? I'm pretty sure that was actually us three. It was a really bizarre video She was just like eating cornstarch. What what do you? We watched a podcast it was freaky A video about cornstarch a woman eating cornstarch. Yeah Oh, yes, I do remember that. Yeah, just straight out of the yeah Oh, yeah Um, so anyway These streams. Yeah, I don't I can't remember the name or the chattel. I hope you can find it If you really want to these streams help keep me sane during work. Thank you No problemo Tonald is the new shakespeare. I don't think anyone would disagree with that Digi bro is a massive looking forward to that e-fab I mean, there's no like expected time. I just know that that's something people wanted us to cover Um, it's been fun my friends, but I need to sleep. Good night. Good night chip chip play Sounds like weakness. Oh, yeah Just don't you know, you don't say anything Uh, gigguk is an anime reviewer shit poster apperben describes him as anime. Yeah, see fun and cool guy generally Oh, cool So i'm not natively english, so I adopted the american accent while speaking english. Does that mean the american accent is orphan? Right you confirm or deny. Hmm. You know, the english is still around Because we got it from them and the and the british still exists They're as as hard as they are apparently trying to destroy themselves They are they are around the british are a thing So we can't be orphans if our If our mother tongue, I suppose is still alive So I guess it depends on how far back you go in a country owned blood from another country's language I think so it's not so much ownership I would say maybe uh I don't like the spiritual predecessor I think that's the answer right there. And if it's not the answer, there will be a sequel answer one day that further dictates the rules No doubt that No doubt this will take some time to analyze Yes Rags knock it off. I'm a wholesome christian boy that's saving my body for marriage. Stop it Oh, no, I can I can respect that I just didn't take that route I don't there's a whole bunch of russian letters. I'm gonna put it into google translate But I'm just saying if you're saving your body for marriage and you don't get married then Well, you have a fucking lost on that that gambled in you. That's true You have to marry something inanimate. I guess at that point just to make sure I'm saving my body for a wood chipper Hi I don't know Something to do for who's who's what I was getting tired of passing the time by staring at a walls You would think that you think that of all the machines wood chippers are like among the happy All right, doesn't chipper mean happy So I translated It's it's russian and it translates to hello. We must fight the american propaganda war machine I'm on board with this uh for me daddy j Oh Okay Okay Rags cover your ears with your paws Um, okay for episode 50. It'd be nice to make rags as an official efap host. He's been such a great guest I think it's time to take the next step in his toxicity I mean, I don't know if he's ready for that like I'll talk to him about it. I mean Talk to him about at some point A dog book rags really I guess he's still got his ears up He's gone forever. That was the last one. That was the last one I can't believe I made it My eyes are starting to fall into themselves as as I'm not dissimilar from bouldermost nose when being Assaulted by j I guess So you said there were you said there were memes? Yes, I'm now Collecting them in prep. So you're gonna delay delay that I need time. So just delay in some way j talk about something Irrelevant Um, another life is a bad show. You said that already I know to repeat yourself. It's been my entire week has been like Thinking about that show. So it's I have to share my pain now And I'm sorry, but um like an hour of sharing my pain Which is what the video is currently is not enough people need to be in pain more How does it feel to be like a super long man? I mean, that's not a super long man. I think Lindsay Lindsay Ellis has done longer videos She's not along. She's got two hours. My I move my Pause away from my ears. Uh, I I I just I feel as if You guys are done your guys are done saying whatever it was, right? It wasn't anything about anal for all right. Well, I The last thing that was I know I know you're into it And I don't want to deny you the chance to talk about, you know, the things that interest you Yeah Beema said a dog book rags really A dog book No, any book I write is going to be a dog book. I was gonna say I don't I don't see what the problem is there, but apparently there's a problem I I thought it was I think that it helps a lot of people Um, holy crap. You actually made it to the end Not the last actually haha, and they're the last now I can how you showed us I can get to these me maroonies To love dr. 69 all day. That's a that's a username Trippin That's great. That's good. That's that's great. It just says choo-choo The love train Choo-choo it's time for the love train Please can people unironically post this image as if it's real apex Yes And then bloodhound has a sausage Like a serious tywin's like apex Oh, man That's some good shit corporate means you to find the differences between this picture and this picture It's true Movie bob is an open box. Wait. Wait. Why is movie bob behind an upside down american flag? I think he's in front of that flag That's what I said, right? Yeah. Why yeah, why is he why is it upside down? Because that's like a thing you do the show like respect for the flag as you flip it upside down Doesn't that mean that the nation is in distress? No, there's half-mast But which is generally what I'm at But he's standing in front of an american flag that's upside down. You're generally at half-mast Yeah Okay You haven't read the Geneva convention p o w handbook. Don't watch a movie Like three comments I want to see how many likes that court is up to actually It was at 79 last time I liked Oh, no Marx had a lot to say about art and rats What's with the what's with the rats? It's so many good tywin apex homo memes. Oh, it's so upside down flag represents distress. Okay, all right I didn't know that I thought it was okay. I didn't because of a telescope. Wow, they didn't put the u in colorized. I'm offended Downward thrust is a lying snake the gametron show Is what I wonder what the distress is whenever this was taken. I wonder what was the what was that? Well, that's the thing For a movie bomb Could have possibly men. Yeah, it's distressing that we're not using huge Tywin lannister's third consecutive year as the apex homo at the bride parade I'm loving his outfit. It looks great. Yeah, that's fucking great on point And I think that actually brings us to the end of the memes and possibly The second of year is the apex You're not allowed to stop ever Um I hope Charles dance sees those memes randomly. I do too Charles dance if you'd like to be on e-fap if you're one of the 1500 people watching and you'd like to be on e-fap Fucking say no more. We would have you on in a heartbeat. I would die having him as a guest All right, if he comes on fucking would I like you you'll probably Uh, we promise we promise jay won't be here I'll just ask him questions about why does he think season eight is so bad? Yeah, it's like so you're probably contractually Fuck you probably don't give a fuck. So can you tell us why season eight's terrible? You're old. You're rich. You don't give a fuck. Tell us the truth Regardless could you imagine how he'd react to the normal e-fap questions If he saw chat he'd be like, why is everyone saying I'm an apex homosexual? Um Yeah, we had a lot of people pop in for this one So I think the description is going to be filled with channel links for those who want to find Who's everybody's was is um It was a lot simpler on the first one the first one will go up. Hopefully within the next Five six hours however long it takes to upload and render process. Sorry Um, but it's been wonderful. That was e-faps 48 and nine all in a one big tizmy bloom and and now Me and rag is gonna have to just sleep until we hit 20 the 22nd of august to gun for an entire 24-hour e-fap with Probably two breaks between three streams, which means it'll be like a 26 hour probably depending on how long the breaks are That works. Um, I'm gonna buy some energy drinks probably at some point. Yeah And I'm gonna have to prep a lot of how it's gonna work. It's gonna be great Exciting stuff. We will see you all there Thank you once again to all of the guests. You've been wonderful. Um, I would say wait wait when's wait when's the 24 You know our e-fap 22nd Tuesday. Oh, yeah, that's right. We discussed this often. You're right. All right. We're good. Yeah often um The two the two guests who are currently here jxc runs a channel that is absolutely I could choose a lot of different words here neutral massive Um And you will find I was just gonna say there's links that you guys know j and you probably after this whole night No battle as well. At least better than you already did. There's links. There's gonna be links to this stuff in the description And um, I think That's that that leads us to about it. Does anyone want to say anything? I I feel like the that one time we watched in tesla when I was over and it's pretty much the same time as well true Um, I think it's time. We all got some sleep. I think that's that's the best thing Thank you for the memes the kind donations the wonderful guests the interesting conversations and The hilarity it's been great everybody We shall see you next time. All right. Let's do it again. It's our time. Good. Let's do it. Let's do it again Yeah, I will do it again 22nd and 50th 24 hours. We'll do that again. Yeah