 Thanks, yeah Okay Java was wondering if you would go on a VR date with her a VR date. What does that include? Okay, we can go Why don't we get you guys a nice table together I'll serve you guys some food you get to know each other and when we'll see how Cool, let's do it. So this is the longest I've talked to a girl, and it's not even in person. Oh, Jenny's not a real person Thank you, I'm wearing my Sunday best Wait what Let's go that one that one looks the closest my feet are getting tired. I don't walk that much That's a girl. I have asthma. I have asthma. I have asthma. No smoking Hey, no smoking. No smoking. Oh, yeah, let's go that one Well, this is quiet. No, this is good. Sure How do I sit? Okay, cool Yeah, I'm this is my first time here. What about you a lot of cool people here, huh? Yeah, I can tell a lot of very interesting characters Can I have a Red Bull? Thank you So how old are you? Can I see your ID? Okay, I'm gonna need you to sign some papers before we go on a date here Well, I have my papers on me I need a verbal agreement that you are consenting to any sort of interaction with me with a handshake Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you Okay, very good Cool. I've been here for about 20 minutes on and off Uh, no, I just came to hang out with people because I felt left out What about you? Oh, yeah, I just kind of showed up because uh, Polk said he was doing this Nice. What was the favorite stream that I've done that you've ever seen? What's the best one? What am I playing? Wow, I don't know. Okay. It's the end of the road. Please shout out your twitch channel. Unbelievable Look, I got listen I got a radar for these things. Okay. I I know I know how this thing works Look at Guess it's like a one and eight You don't watch twitch Why not? We're good. You should watch rob. What's rob's twitching? Hold on. I am what is it? What is his what is his twitching? What is his How long are his fingers? You're fake. You are fake You are fake. Do you don't know? Yeah, I do know. Do you know? Yes, I do. You're fake. How long is it? All right, it is four inches Which finger do you know it's enough his pointer finger is four inches his middle finger is five ring finger is 3.8 There's pinky is three. I measured I measured This is what I know about him. Okay. Okay. He puts two two knuckles up his ass To clean it. That's all I know. So three inches Why doesn't he just use a toothbrush? You know rob, huh? Because I know him and we played scp together one time Yes, java. How can I help you? I just got fucking pasta I'm telling you his pointer fingers four inches Probably about four inches that you're welcome. Listen. This one's a fake Fake You are fake. I think she's a fake. I think this one's a fake. I can feel it Okay, stop. Stop right there. Is that what that smell was after we shook hands? No, no, no, no, no I think it's a here's what job is calling me out on. Okay. I admitted that when I'm in the shower When I'm cleaning myself, I will put body wash on my fingers and clean my butthole All right, all right. We'll just say that's natural. Like I don't know. Do you have a bidet? And it's not it never goes past. I do have a bidet, but a bidet can only help so much Should have a bidet. Yeah, I'm using it right now Tell me it's not a life changer, right? Like once you have a bidet, you can't go back to normal life Oh, it did having having a bidet is is the best purchase I've ever made Because now I don't even have to waste money on water bottles. I just turn it on and I can it's like a water fountain In your house. It's the best thing I've ever bought You show up to be our chat Because you want a mute. Tell me the truth. I don't want a mute. I don't understand what the purpose of the mute really is I know you mentioned how we got to capitalize on the simp market I have very specific needs. Okay Java, what can you do? Why do I need you explain? Uh-huh Tell me why I should get to know you You'll do this when you're feeling unopened That's true. That's true. I can give you the experience. You haven't talked to a female before you've been told you that Well talking to a female get me epics No Killing killing dragons get you You don't even know what wow is Are you probably single or probably seller? Are you a healer? God damn it. You're throwing this java. You're seriously fucking throwing this I don't know what the fuck you're saying dude healer on what have you seriously never played wow? Are you fucking crazy? I don't sense confidence in your voice Just more we gotta stop dude. That's curry games the most powerful being in all of the rchat Yo, what's up fuck with this guy? He we we have all agreed. He's the most powerful being in all of the rchat What's going on curry? Watch out. He's really edgy dude. He can he can one shot you man. He can one shot anyone in this game Hey, all right, dude. Come on, man. Hey, we're just we're just having fun tonight, dude We're just having fun man. Come on. Hey, we're just chilling. He's new. He doesn't understand He doesn't understand how things work around here, dude. Come on. Hey, look. That's all right. I'm the new sheriff around these bars curry Trust me I'm really sorry. I'm right. I'm really sorry. He's new. He doesn't understand. He doesn't understand I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. All right. He doesn't understand Okay, okay. All right You fucked up. You fucked up, dude. I can't help you now. Do you really believe That you're the new sheriff in town? What kind of person's parents name their kid after a spice? Curry Wait, this isn't a girl Wait, what? Wait, you were trying to you were trying to you were trying to get me when the You were trying to What do you mean no, I knew this was a fake. I could smell I could smell the fake from a mile away Well Well, you know what? Let's keep it that way. So help you raffle getter. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here, man So help you What's that guy man, you're lucky he let us go really fucking punched you you would have been obliterated He's a powerful being in all of the arts that man. Really? But he's a weed, dude Ask so to ask anyone, dude. If you really we don't fuck with him. Yeah, we don't fuck with that guy, dude Frank that's that's dangerous You need to be careful s10 almost got fucking killed by curry games. You gotta warn him about curry games I'm sorry about curry games. I didn't realize that he'd gone over there. Listen. If you fuck off with curry games And he's gonna be chipped out of you. He's gonna leave you as a saint on the floor He turned a man into a woman. So is he a doctor? I don't know. No, he's a natural. I'm not the way worse than a doctor Really? He can go super sane. He's got a stand He's he's unstoppable Well, maybe we should leave before we put him on. I don't know What the hell? Oh, yeah, yeah, it's it's about that time, isn't it? So I'm surprised they didn't kick us out yet Yeah What the hell is that what is on this what's happening behind you? What is this? What is that? What is that? That's you I didn't know you play, you know, why didn't you tell me you play uno? Uh, no, I'm not Okay, I'm listening listening listening. Okay Really every time I host someone they say furry raid furry raid furry raid. I thought that's why he was gator Rob and the boys So, I mean, you're not a furry right because reptiles don't have fur. You're a gator. You're you're a reppy Bye Thanks, wobble gator So he's a furry, yeah That is that is out of content. This is guys. I don't own a sex cult. Okay This is not what it looks like guys This is not at all. No, this is not at all what it looks like. Okay No, I don't I don't lead. I don't I don't condone. I there's none of sex. There's no sex. No cult Wait, what is that? What are you guys doing? We're in public I'm watching Okay, never mind then you're good high five high five High five High five high five High five. Oh, that's a That is an end. I didn't know you could I didn't know people could okay. Let's okay