 Talk about playoffs? Talk about Super Bowl? The hell is wrong with you, son? You got to win one game at a time, one week at a time, one game at a time, one day at a time. How the hell are you gonna try and climb to the top of the mountain if you don't take the first two steps? It looks like it's gonna be raining for the entire game this week and probably won't take long for the conditions to get pretty sloppy. What's our game plan? Oh my gosh, I'm supposed to get three touchdowns in the rain. Okay, we're gonna have to run the football. With the slick football and rough footing, it'll be hard to establish good rhythm in the passing games, so practice your handoffs because we're gonna be doing that a whole lot of that this week. Be the Eagles and rack up 150 rushing yards this week. I'm making a new playbook and we're gonna base it off of Baltimore. Right now our play count is 402. So we can add a couple other stuff, like we can add like I form close, but also I wanna add some, let's see, like Wildcat. They have a lot of pistol. The Ravens have a lot of pistol. We're just gonna try something a little new, okay? This is just gonna be something a little new that we're gonna try. Having a little bit of a pregame press conference today. A little bit different than what we normally do. I know there's been a lot of questions about the status of this team and what we're really doing offensively. I think defensively we've been very, very impressive and that was a particular point of interest for us in the off season. We came to the conclusion that we need to make some changes to how we run our offense in general, schematic changes. We're running Chad Morris and he's been working with us, working on some new schemes and being able to fit what we do offensively in with what our players are capable of. So, question. If you win today with our new gameplay, is there any ice cream? Wee! Listen, I'm not interested in buying ice cream for the football team, okay? Nutrition is key and honestly, ice cream does not do it for us right now. Trying to possibly bring in some concepts of the air raid. I know they coached Garrett Gilbert over at SMU and Garrett Gilbert had a phenomenal career there and also Chad Morris coached Garrett Gilbert and worked with him at SMU. He also coached him in back in high school, you know? If Garrett is our guy, then we're gonna do our best to work around him, build around him. But if he's not our guy, then he's not our guy. We're gonna have to figure something out in the draft maybe, but we're gonna do everything we can to win right now. Okay, I'm not looking forward to the damn playoffs. Let's do bold to the draft and none of that. I'm looking at winning right now first. Thank y'all for joining us. We got a game to play. Seems like we were just starting training camp but here we are in our... Here we are in our, oh, what? ...a sports. And boy, a rough start to this one as this kick goes out of bounds. Play action. Here's Hertz. Oh! This is gonna be huge. I got money on this game, don't you dare throw. I've never thrown ever. Boo! Nice! Throw it now and go. Nice! Oh my! Oh no, dude. What an animal. Dude, is it T-Bow time again? Oh my gosh, there's a lot of wins. There was a lot of wins. No, my kicker is not on drugs. There's 17 mile an hour wins. That's like basically a tornado. Okay, T-Bow is in. T-Bow is in. Dude, no way! No way, dude! The kick is happening. What is happening? I love Madden. Oh, hello? Yeah, Mark, Cooper, and Zeke are later on the Eagles. Oh, what a hit! Ben Malone! Malone, he's gone. He's gone. Nobody's catching Ben Malone. Nobody is catching Ben Malone. Dude, you see how sharp the wind is? It's hers down. Oh, okay. Dude, I'm so bad at open field tackling in this game. I don't know what happened when I switched from PC to PS5. I can't open field tackle. Okay, good job, D, good job. Those unnamed sources, wouldn't they? But they know that he sheds himself free. Nice. Go out, loose. And the Eagles have recovered. As they'll stop the clock with 24 seconds to go in this first half. Oh, my. It's Grant Smith. No! You think I'm not going to have a halftime speech? I know it's 20 to 10. Why the hell can we not tackle out in the open field? I know it's raining. I know we've had some missed tackles. Then 20 points. That's all lucky big plays. That's all it is. In the first half, you forced my little ray of sunshine to throw into triple coverage. How did you get in here? How did you get in here? An ineffectual caveman. Garrett. Care to comment on that? Garrett, get your mom out of here. Ma'am, you can't be in here. How did, hey. I should get through security. How should... How should... I will do whatever it takes to win this game. Okay? I don't give a damn about no feelings. I will run a damn four or five quarterback system if I have to. Okay? We are going to put players in position to make plays. Score points. Win games. Make plays. Hey, Coach Steebles. And make plays. And make plays. Understand your calls better if you wouldn't have a donut in your mouth all the time. I didn't have no damn donut in my mouth. I had a salad. I have a little bit of air of confidence. Okay? Not arrogance, but confidence. Okay? Where does that confidence come from? That comes from making plays and winning football games. Okay? Do your damn job. I don't care that we're winning. Because that is sloppy as hell. That is sloppy football. Okay? Garrett, we're going to get you in a little bit. We're going to get you some more opportunities. Tebow, you've been doing a hell of a job. I don't know why the hell. You're probably going to be good for two, three weeks and then you're done. Hey, Coach. Her wife is on the phone. She asked if you want ice cream after dinner. Can we come to? No. There's no why the hell are you talking about? How does my wife have your number? Hey, we got to get out there. Bend Malone. Break them out. Let's get going. Here's a play fake as they set up to throw. They'll fire deep downfield from right to 12. And he fires one that's intercepted. He's picked off just shy of midfield. And the return. Why are you cheering? We've got to know this team a little bit, haven't we? Could you just see that? That is good. Wow. Dude, my pass rush is nuts now. Getting down and avoid. Nice. There you go. Gordon Coral, dude, our first round pick. Got the lead right now. Here's Murray now as they run to start the drive. At the 46. Good blocking. Oh, fancy running by Murray. Good run, dude. See, this is what we need. Third down. Here we go. At the six. This is third and 10. What? Toward the sideline. Did he keep the feed in? He outsets the side judge. And back to throw here. And he's got his man in stride. It's OK. They're fine. The game is almost over. OK. They're not going to come back. You often feel like you're just a step behind whatever they're doing offensively. And one of the differences in this game, no down. Dude, why is there no animation? Sometimes it doesn't hit an animation, and it gives the defender a free chance to pick that up. I'm going for it. What a catch. What? Cole Beasley of all people catching that. At five foot eight. Nice. OK. I want to throw one more touchdown to Garrett Gilbert. OK. Let's see if we can score a touchdown here. Just hold on to the ball, please. They're going to try and go deep again. And complain. Brick, man. I just wanted the quest. Very good win. I wanted to try and get Garrett a little bit more opportunities throwing the football. That's why we're so aggressive at the end of the game there. But as you can see, the new game plan has worked out quite well. Being able to utilize both T-Bow and Gilbert properly, playing to their strings, rotating them in and out. We've got to keep the defense on their toes. We can't just have them both doing the same thing. None of these guys wanted to question you on this. They're bothering us for a while now. Why do you always coach barefoot? It was raining and muddy out there today on the field today. Put some cleats on for God's sake. Listen, here's the reality of it. I like to be in tune with the field. I need to feel the thunder and the ground when the damn players are running by me. Rodney from the ticket. Based on your reckless play calling. Thoughts on Jerry Jones having interviews with Andy Reid. Bill Belchak. Bruce Arians and Matt Leflore this week. Do you have any pressure in regards to this? I'm not interested in talking about no dadgum, rumors or nothing like that. I can tell you whole-heartedly, but I'm not worried at all. Do you cut down the ice cream again? Or does he get fired instead? No, there's no... I heard there was a tornado warning too. Grots on our win. Wee! Thank you for the congratulations, but no, we are not interested in giving the players ice cream. That is not our job, and that's not what we're doing. How do you respond to the allegations that you stole your new playbook from the critically acclaimed movie, Remember the Titans? Uh, listen, hey, that's a great movie. I love me to remember the Titans, but no, I did not steal my playbook from the movie Remember the Titans. Critically acclaimed. Coach Nathan Cheesy here from the Cheezer's Gang. Just beat up one of your players out back with the boys, and he ain't braiding any advice. You did what now? Hey, did we? Did anybody else hear that? Listen, I think we did damn good today, and I think we gotta find a way to utilize what we did good, or emphasize what we did good in the game plans going forward. Thanks for joining me, and I'll see y'all next week.