 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb Joined by Gran Poppy Jake, how are you? He's always watching over James. I am well nice little weekend. I think we both had a little bit of an escape I went up played a couple drinking games in the mountains with some old friends you and your sweet baby will blink that out Did some fun stuff together guys weekend guys weekend. Yes. I sleep-trained him. Haha cried out Jackson bleep that out. I'll bleep that out and then I built a Whatever I watched my son for four days while my wife was at a bachelorette party, and I had a grand old time He's pretty cool pretty cool guy. Did you win any of the drinking games? I played beer day That's the one the kids are playing now. It's kind of fun. I get why they play it nice in your snag and reactions Do you feel older? Did you feel older? Oh, you feel like damn My reactions are worse than when I was a kid. Is that a joke? My reactions are better than they've ever been Have that be Gack Oliver's face Got gacked. I got gacked Yeah, sounds like you just got gacked. Tell me about the sports. We had a big story in the baseball Jim huge news coming out of the baseball world the San Diego Padres They just made a huge splash at the deadline with Soto and Drury and Bell and Hader and This team has been building up slam Diego all of it for Nando Tattis, Jr. 80-game PED suspension Jim suspended and this is a huge one because this is a guy the MLB wanted him in the face Of baseball. He was like their biggest marketing campaign getting the youth involved was all around him He had ringworm. He said I just had ringworm and I used The medicine and his mom posted a picture of his ringworm and then all the doctors said That's a different medicine. Yeah, I'll say in doctor speak He got tested for Cola Cola lost a ball and the medicine he used for ringworm is like colostas to ball Different you didn't realize that I'm gonna take the angle of not good for baseball Not you know a lot of people are you know, there's no such thing as bad PR I would put this one in the column. Don't love this Don't love this for the young fun San Diego Padres. It is bad and all the Padres quotes They seem to have been irked by some of the stuff He's been doing for a while now and they just chose to dump on him Yeah, about being not mature and not this and not that so yeah tough for Fernando You're 22 and you get anointed king of the world When you were 22 you are anointed king of Yeah, the parking lot. That's nothing Picture of Jake sleeping in the parking lot James I know the sports was good, but there's almost a breakdown. You've been talking about this is this is the one that makes me It is still the sports Rodolfo Castro's phone fell out of his pocket in the middle of the game Like that and then the umpire is like your phone your phone He put it in his back left pocket in between innings to just playing the field So then he must have checked his phone in the middle of the game put in his pocket He put his whatever that is his padding in his back pocket over his phone So he just had a big old stuff pocket forgot his phone was in there when he gets the first base because he got walked Hands that padding to his first base coach because then it's not there the phone falls out his manager said this was just a kid Who made a mistake? It's just one of those things we move forward from and tell him You can't do that. Yeah, it's one of those things a life lesson Aesthetically pleasing the way the phone slides out of his pocket. That's something you rewatch and rewatch So that actually helps the story here. The other thing is it's funny They had to take this seriously because they were like, oh well cheating in baseball He's got his phone in his pocket and it's like a Most likely that this 23 year old kid on Pittsburgh just forgot he had his phone in his pocket and came sliding out So probably not cheating, but it's still out of Bill Focastro. Name three two one 7.1 so I was a little higher. You're a little higher than me. Hello Jake. Let's go back to the more sports I bet you got a good story for us. If you bet that you bet it at DraftKings, dude They're the Kings of Draft. Tell us a story story the story Former Patriot Rich Ornberger rate that name three two one one point two. Yeah, it sounds like an owl Rich Ornberger to avoid being cut by the Patriots because he was running late in the Patriots and Bill Belichick don't like this He crashed his car into the back of a church fan This is one of those stories where I I differ from people who like football and like Hard nose and two a day's in the heat and it's like this is this is bad See, I think you're on the same page of those people. This guy's late and he crashed into a van. Just be late That's not like that's not like football guy. That's no I think there's some coaches and some people are like that's what you got to do Like this is a bad environment when you're late and you feel like I gotta crash into someone and then you choose to crash Into a car that's got another person in it, right? I'm just I think I'm just not a rich You're not a rich Ornberger. I think he told this story thinking was endearing and I'm like, dude You come across awful in the story Yes, you're you're late and then you crash into a church like that's kind of the guy Just crash into a curb or fence anything but a human anything but a car with a human in it And the best part is for me Dante scar neck you underrated part of the Patriots Dynasty, they'll be the first to tell you great offensive Dante scar neck. Yeah, three two one seven Yeah, basically they called him out and we're like, hey, we don't we don't do that Do you want to read the quota now? Yeah? I mean the offensive line coach has a going speed racer running a little light this morning It's reads like a bad novel like like this is like the dialogue and 50 shades of gray Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah that stuff might fly at IBM if you're one of them geeks working on the computers and stuff I'm an old line coach. Yes knows who he is you be on time from now on geeks working on those computers and stuff You want to get into the ocean? Let's go to not sports here. It looks like oh, I didn't know which one you landed on But it looks like something you're very close to very close to a bunch of manatees fucking in the ocean It's called a mating ball. It looks like they're not having sex, but I guess that's what they're doing They called it like a friendly orgy. It doesn't look friendly at all It looks like they're all fighting, but I guess they're fucking and in Florida People are like swimming up to these manatees manatee balls where they're all doing this and being like what's up guys? I'm Joe's we doing it and they're Florida's like stop doing that They're endangered species if you get in the middle of them having sex They're gonna like hurt you and you're being a lot of trouble the manatee is really tricky for people Because they look so innocent, but they're massive Animals that it's kind of like a like a local friendly whale and people just lose their mind around them like people spray them with the hose You're really not supposed to do that because that affects like they're they're like breeding in where they go and stuff You will spray manatees with a hose Well, the manatees like it because sometimes they go into the salt water, but they like the fresh water manatee expert Why you like why you know so much about manatees Joe's sounds like you be jumping in this I've been necking with a Florida girl for a while now Not a manatee all Florida people are fake manatee experts We're gonna leave your best manatee fun fact in the comments Okay, and Jake will choose the winner and give you his shoes. Don't reach out old shoes Perry you don't use anymore. Well, Sam ship him to the winner. Okay. That's cool, man They're your shoes on the market. No, no Right into the mic have dust come out of his mouth every time The employee of the week employed. Are you good with who it says here? I like this guy. All right We hadn't discussed it goes to warehouse Rob Rob M Bobby oh the playoffs Playoffs for floorball Start soon baggage undefeated just sitting in the semi-finals Waiting for forgotten runner. We got I still Rob trail off big sports fan Rob. 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Oh You were playing the field. Yeah pulled out your phone Yeah, where you actually I was on the phone in center field and a ball got hit to me And I caught it was on the phone your your little punk. I was a little punk. That's a punk That's my biggest punk move. Yeah, dude. I shouldn't have been in that league. It's for another time guys