 You know who I miss? You know who I deeply, deeply miss? Is Vince Wilfork? I don't know, I don't know why I was thinking about this the other day, but... There was something so classic about getting a Vince Wilfork card and just... He was just such a, such a man. What a man, what a man, what a man! There's always the discussion that everything's speed is the most important thing in Madden, and I will still agree that it is. But that doesn't mean you can't win with a chunky boy team. So App Bounty actually is going to sponsor this video, and this is so perfect because I have used App Bounty before they even sponsored this. And I even talked about App Bounty back when I was super into Madden Mobile like three and a half years ago. The premise is super simple. You just download apps and then play them. That is literally it. 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It has to be Marshawn Lynch, right? Actually, no, because these guys are tall. Marshawn Lynch is 215. Nowhere near my 65, 245, but still, that's pretty good. Latavius Murray's weight, 230. So it's not Marshawn Lynch. And 209 for Marlon Mac, and Latavius Murray's the heaviest. I find that interesting. Rayquan McMillan is 247. I think that's bigger than Ezekiel Ansa. Yeah, Ezekiel Ansa is 270, so he's the biggest here. We have a lot of D-Line men, I'll tell you that. I'm not looking this one up. Brandon Graham is way heavier than both of them. Brandon Graham, that's a good left hand. I'm happy about that. Okay, this is going to be interesting. Adam Theland is 200 pounds. Odell is 198. So Theland has two pounds on him. So it looks like it's going to be Theland here. And then Robert Woods is 195. That was actually like really close. Norwell, Grady Jarrett, DeForest Buckner. Andrew Norwell is 315. DeForest Buckner is 300 pounds. Andrew Norwell has them by 15 pounds. You're a big boy. I'm not. Vance McDonald's the heaviest here. I'm not looking that up. Oh, please be Adrian Amos. Adrian Amos, I don't know how to say it, but please, that card is one of the best cards in the game. That's trying to save your cards from the best cards in the game. Adrian Amos. Anus is 214 pounds. Adrian Amos is 214 pounds. Save your roads. 215. Adrian Amos can eat like one Panchero's burrito and he would be... I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. Steve Hutchinson. Wow, we got a big boy around. It's got to be snacks, bro. You know what? You know what? And maybe it's not, but his name is snacks, okay? So I'm going with David Harrison. He might not be the heaviest, but I'm doing it. I'm sorry I cheated, but his name is snacks. You can't argue with that. Russell Ulckung is 310. He's heavier. He's got him by five pounds. All right. We got a left tackle. Not bad. Josh Norman. Jalen... It's going to be Jalen, dude. Jalen Ramsey is big. It's got to be Jalen Ramsey. Bouye is 192. Ramsey's got him by two pounds. And that's good for us because we have two insanely good corners now. Ryan Balaga is the heaviest on this board, coming in at 315 pounds. This is an interesting one. I feel like it'll be Stefan Tuit. Stefan Tuit is 313 pounds. And Daniel Hunter, 240. Bro, these guys are basically in the same position, left-ended and right-ended. He is 70 pounds heavier. 73 pounds heavier. Everson Griffin's the heaviest here, and that sucks because that puts us at four left and right ends. Oh my God. And we might get another one. No. JJ Watts is not that heavy. Alex Mack is going to be like 315. Andrew Whitworth is 335 pounds. That is the heaviest player we have found so far. Wow. Dude, we're not even going to get like any linebackers. Cubies! Of course. I hate big men. I knew we were going to get big men on this. I mean, his name is Big Ben. Like, obviously. Take your guesses on how much Ben Roth is Berger weighs. Ben Roth is Berger weighs one pound more than Daniel Hunter, who is a left-end. Legend round! Oh wait. Oh my God. We might actually get a linebacker. Paul Kraus, 200 pounds. Chuck Bednerick, 235. Got ourselves a linebacker. The heaviest draft comes in at a whopping 83. We got a great offensive line because they're all heavy, so that's good. We got Robert Quinn and Chuck Bednerick moved over to linebackers. And then Brandon Graham, Everson Griffin, Damon Harrison, Stefan Duit. I guess we just got to see we're going to hop into this game and see how this team can do. That's our opponent's team. And ours? That is a better top three than my series draft, though, so I'm happy. I don't have a unit. I was just running a U-Haul truck. Ah! Oh! I didn't get there. All right, Chubby team. We have Michael Vick as the quarterback against our Chubby team. That's kind of unfortunate to say the least. Oh, high-back draw. Third and ten. I'm not sure what he's going for here, but we're sending a blitz. Let's go! Let's go! Cut this back. Boom! And a spin! Take this to the house! Let's go! Sterling Sheppard has literally no one on him. Okay, there's so much open here. I don't even know what to throw to. Why are you the way that you are? That was just a stellar throw, Big Ben. You absolute fucking moron. He's going to literally pick six this. Oh, God. We're sending a fat blitz. Sack! Baby, let's go! Second goal. Oh, there's a run-play. I knew you were going to spin. It's all good. This should have been one of those games where I got to shut out. You know? All right, Big Ben. This is your redemption. This is your only attempt at redemption. Oh, my God. I swear to God, that's literally so open. I was about the fastest I've probably ever scored a touchdown. All right, first and 10. Play action. Oh, shit. That's bad. Somebody's open. Yep. Oh, I got there late, but we made him drop it. Third and seven. Fourth and seven. Big stop, boys. Where? What is my safety doing? It's a run-play, for sure. Yep. We clogged that hole. Another run-play. Fyke! Oh, play action. Oh, shit. Don't get that man! No! Oh, my God, dude. I'm bad at draft. I'm so bad when I play draft champions. I just play like a moron. Second and nine. Two minutes to go. Kind of got to get in scoring range here. Vance McDonald. Okay. Okay, here we go. We got some time in this pocket. Oh, no. Bad pass. Fourth and 11. I'm going to try and hit Vannet. I'm throwing to that. That's so bad. Oh, my God. Dude, these safeties are so bad. I can't do anything about it. Third and goal. Oh, my God. He ran the ball. He's taking this vehicle. I'm so in this game. It's not as out of reach as I was pretending. Thirteen and seven. I think it's my ball, though. Fun little idea here. All right. Great blocks. And now we're going to go half back wham again because we got great blocks last time. Amazing blocks again. Am I really going to half back wham my way to a touchdown? The answer is yes. Like, he's not even adjusting. He's really just... He's sitting there and just taking this half back wham. That's actually disrespectful. Second and ten. I know he can stop me. He can do this. Oh, he ran the ball. I'm actually surprised by that. Wow. I joked this shit out of me. I expected him to go to the edge. I'm sending a blitz because this is going to be a pass. Get there. No, we were late. Is it a run play again? Yep. Draw, draw, draw, draw, draw. Oh, come on. I knew it was that the whole time. Damn, that shit was open. Get there. He is running the ball. I've got parks here. Okay. Stop. Barely. Literally so barely, but we got to stop. This might be just a little QB sneak. Yeah. That sucks. How do you know about that? Let's see what he goes for. It might be a pass or a run play. Nope. All right. He's got some players back in the box now. Let's see if we can still get some yards on this though. Oh, Murray. We're going to run some weird play here. Right there. Boom. Out of feeling. All right. We'll try and hit him again. There's feeling again. Wait. Good throw. Barely toe taps and keeps that in. Second and six. He's glitzing. Oh my God. He like completely glitched. Oh wait. Oh my God. That's so open. It's so open. Okay. Sure. Yes. Yes. What just happened made a lot of sense. Hold those blocks. Let me get it off. Ellington. Toe drag. Oh. Oh. I want to hit feeling on this. On that. Oh, it's there. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mario Addison jumped up into that shit. No. Does he really pass it? Oh my God. This guy is so bold. Safety. Step into it. With the safety. Let's go to Tavius. We got a buster on here. Take this one far. Yup. Okay. Okay. Oh, you've got to cut that up harder. Way harder. Oh, look at Murray. So open. Oh, no. I'm in two o'clock. No, no, no, no, no. I just burnt so much. Oh, I did not know I was in two o'clock. I burnt so much that clock off on accident. Okay. Vannits got it. Give me a timeout. Oh, God. And I wasted that timeout earlier. Oh my God. Let's get a block there. I'm like hardly in even field goal range. Okay. Ellington. Oh, okay. Good possession catch. Timeout. I think I'm just going to throw a touchdown here and ice this game. He clutched it out. Good for him. He had a rough start, but we clutched it out. That's it for now. Thanks for watching as always. That was a fun game. Peace.