 Two cops. One Republican. One Democrat. I bet you just assumed their politics based on their color, didn't you? Seems a bit racist, don't you think? Yeah, I'm kidding. You added right the first time. Two partisan cops. Forced to work together. I'm forcing you two to work together. I work alone. Red cop, blue cop. The victim is here. We're all victims. Angel Ramirez, 32-year-old female, illegal immigrant from Juarez. It's undocumented worker. And don't assume they're gender. Fine. Dead Mexican. No penis. Hey, that guy's a friend of mine. What did you arrest him for? Being too rich. What did you arrest him for? Rap music. He's got a gun. Drop the gun! No, you have a right to keep it. Put the gun down! Keep your gun. It's an awesome gun. Drop the gun! Don't listen to him. Protect that gun. Sleep with it under your pillow. It's an assault weapon. It's revolver. It's an assault revolver. He's got a marijuana. That's legal here. It's an assault marijuana. It's a what? But when trouble comes into town... What the hell is a libertarian? They'll have to work together to keep the streets clean. I think we should cut the blue wire. No, we gotta cut the red wire. Wait a minute. Let's cut everything except the red and blue wire. And find some things they can both agree on. Stop resisting arrest! Stop resisting! Stop admitting! Stop minding your own business. Put your hands up and then take your hand and reach into someone else's pocket. But not another dude. He can be another dude if you want. It's gross and weird. Don't do that. He's just reaching for the wallet. He's... it's a metaphor. I'm sorry. I'm just working through a lot of stuff. Stop resisting! Officers, we'll keep the noise level down. Well, we've already been to two other parties on this block tonight. And we don't like third parties around here. What? Red cop, blue cop keeping the streets safe for themselves. Friday's on C-SPAN, following book notes.