 Is Jungle Cruise Disney's next Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, or is it closer to Haunted Mansion? I'd say it's a poor man's version of Brendan Frazier's The Mummy. Let's talk about it. Dwayne Johnson's back with his 875th film to date. I'm being a little overboard, he's only done about 825. Joining him is the always-lovely Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt plays Lily, a spunky, headstrong adventurer who absolutely hates puns. When Lily steals an artifact that is said to reveal the tears of the moon, that's the storyline here, she and her brother have to embark on a wild adventure with Frank as they outrun the German army that's after them as they have a submarine. I don't know what the logistics are of getting a submarine in this thing, let alone keeping it in one piece. It's quite incredible. It's quite a feat. It's quite implausible. This is a fun, easy film to watch. It's not insulting. It's good natured. It's going to get you through the day.