 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Welcome to October. The weather's changed. The leaves are changing, Jake. I'm enjoying it. Yes, it's a step below leaf peeping time in the city. You went to Central Park this weekend, not as many leaves to peep as people to peep. What? How was your weekend? Great. Please do not zoom in on that. Sure for Hawaii. Hello. The sports are in full swing, Jake. Why don't you tell us about some? James, baseball playoffs are here. It's a big time in the office or streaming all the games pretty much. Nick Castellanos, three, two, one, five. I'm right there. Awesome baseball player. And be careful with that. He hits a double. He's hyped up and he hits the boys with the ring finger. But instantly, when someone raises their hand like this, there's an instinct to think it's the middle finger. So it got blurred out a lot of people like apologize. And then they came out and Nick killed all of this course with the ring finger, man. Why would I give the middle finger to my teammates? I love why would I give my teammates the middle finger? I love them. Are you that in court? It's like a hecka instead of hella. Hilariously stupid Bay Area stuff. Little kids run around as hecka dumb. Oh, you're dumb. Don't do that. They go just for a ring. He goes, that's why we're here. Red October. That's why we're here, man. Red October and the ring finger. Just a great interview. Boom. Boom. Like that's the vice principal who's following up. And it's like, so, you know, you weren't trying to do any funny business, right? No, Red October. Oh, OK. Yeah. Next one goal here. You're in Esposito for flashing your junk. What's the joke exactly? Jake Streak, dead of middle school graduation once. Um, I don't think that's true. What is this almost a breakdown that you've been telling? Here he office. Death rattle, classic nut shot, Jake, a classic football to the nether regions shot cameraman. We've seen this a lot. The first pitch is a famous one. But this is a nice football spiral one bounce into the junk. And the best part about it is the cameraman named Ethan Bacon. And yeah, it's pretty good. E bake. He follows us on Twitter. Sup, Ethan. Great shot. Like, did you see this? You're going to really like this. It's your focus. The ball's coming towards him. He doesn't move. And that's why he's blindsided and gets hit in the nuts. He goes down onto his back fetal position and one dude in the crowd kind of, oh, everyone else missed it. But for that one fan, he got double treat. He kept the shot going. He's got a lot of good shots. Egg, very good shots. The best shots. Oh, I'm happy for Ethan Bacon. I'm actually lowering my score from nine to eight point one. So I saw a step step above me. But yeah, that's a book name. Even E bake. Ethan Bacon. Ethan Bacon. If he was from the deep south, it's really fun. Ethan Bacon, what do you want for bread with sausage? That's a horror movie. That's like a kid's horror movie, what Jake did. Every day is a kid's horror movie. But yeah, he got hit in the junk. On the count of three, let's both pretend we get hit in the junk with a football. OK. Back to the sports. Jim, the more sports and more sports is brought to you by. Hi. It's a callback. Seat geek. Seat geek. Go watch sports or anything that's ever had a ticket. Jim Jose Braio, former White Sock. He's now in the Houston Astros. Is there about to win another world series? Cobweb or something. Maple syrup on your neck again. It's October. Olds first baseman. Ball bounces away from the catcher. He thinks he's got it. The highlight of this play, though, is we get a gentleman's deek. We love a deek. We love a deek. Carlos Correa. Come on, Zach, stop doing that to my voice. Now, this is really cool. And it's cool because it truly was a deek. I watched it a bunch of times. And the first couple of times you watch it, you watch Correa sell it as like he puts his hand up, like, keep it, keep it, keep it. Plays not coming to me. And then it comes to him and he makes the quick tag. Sometimes you do all that and then you look at the runner. He's not even paying attention. He was just doing his own thing and got caught anyway. Jose Braio, you can see him see Correa and pull up and slow down. He paused after being tagged for the appropriate amount of time in second base where he was like, you got me. And then he hits him with, and this is a perfect celebration. Kind of he goes low and comes around circles. I'm like, oh, yeah. Meanwhile, Braio is there with his genie chin hair looking dumb. Heck of dumb. If you're wearing the genie chin hair, you can't get got by deeks. You kind of got to be above all trickery. That's fair. I have a prop today. That's funny. Jim and not sports, your ex-girlfriend, skydiving. Old fling from Chicago. Her name is Julie Hoffner. Something Hoffner. She's 104 years old from Chicago. She's sco- sco-dove for her first time at 100 years old. And when she did that, she had to get pushed out of the plane, she said. This time at 104 years old, she jumped. The guy who had to push her out at 100, I don't know. Like, did you sign on her? I don't want to do this. My bones may break. Hey, Mrs. Hoffner on the ground. You said you wanted to do this. You said no matter what, push me out of the plane. Just don't be like a sweet 100-year-old lady right now. That jarred me. Or she just signs a waiver like, fuck it. If I die, I die. I think it's the opposite. She didn't die. She had a great time. Seven minutes of airtime, hanging around. They're working to have the Guinness World Records certify Hoffner's jump. Hey, if you're 104 years old, and you're doing this, let Guinness know ahead of time. Each hour. Two years ago, 103-year-old Lenea in the Good Lawson from Sweden did this. And that seems fucked up. Old on old crime. OK, don't know old on old crime. I look out the airplane window a lot. Oh, I love it. Even when I'm the ILC. Don't use that. Employee. You're employed. Maybe you get good last week. Last week. Also maybe. We don't really care. But sometimes we do. I was going to give it to you, Jake. You're working every single night. Streaming, recording, up in the morning, coming to work next day. So my vote's you. Every night, J.M. baseball, fine Jake and some other people. Last time, Kenobi was dressed crazy. What's that about? Congrats to Dan for time travel. I think you get it. This is me at 106. Make it that picture. You look like the guy from Despicable Me. Who's the really old interview guy? Larry King. Yeah. No, man. Does that ever kiss me on the lips? That was a weekly dump. The episode was brought to you by SheetGeek. There are more than 70,000 events every single day on SheetGeek, including sports, concerts, festivals, and more. 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