 Good morning, John! Wait, where do I stand here? Yeah, you know. I seem a little dark. I look great! We switch places, I bet you'll look a little dark. Okay. God, I'm a lot more seein' well, you know. We're here in Los Angeles together for the dftba.com annual meeting. Yeah, we're talking to all the people who help make that website work. If you need t-shirts, posters, mugs, plushies, keychains, check out dftba.com. I'm a little concerned that you might be graying a little bit in the temples. Now I know that I am all, I'm full gray. You are not in any way full gray. I am the oldest YouTuber. No. I am the last living American YouTuber. You are the last living American. Do you want to know a true thing, John? Yes. We talked about in an episode of Dear Hank and John in the past about- That's our podcast. About how there was, there were only two possible multiverse futures in which Donald Trump became the Republican nominee and in one of them- We are living in the worst timeline! And in one of them, it was because a meteor killed all but 12 Americans. But he still wasn't elected president. All right, John, we got some questions from people. I got questions from Snapchat. They snatted their questions. They snatted to me some questions. And now we shall answer them. This question is, what is your favorite form of the potato? Oh God, are we doing potatoes again? No, that was, I did not ask for a potato, this is completely unrelated. My strongly, I have a strong preference for French fries. The next question is, I don't know how to work my phone. Do you like Snapchat filters? I'm going to level with you. I don't know how to use Snapchat very well, but when I was in Jordan, our interpreter, Nita, sat down with kids and used Snapchat filters and they were crazy about them. They were laughing, they were screaming, they couldn't believe it. And then I sat down next to them and I was like, actually this is pretty amazing. How cute is this cat? On a scale of like one to ten, I'm going to say eight. Yeah, it's pretty cute cat. Who would win in a fight, Andrew Jackson or Seodor Roosevelt? Can you just say that right? Who would win in a fight, Andrew Jackson? Who should this young woman condition or shampoo first? Oh, always shampoo then condition. I never have heard of conditioning first. I didn't even know that conditioning first was an option. You're just going to wash out all the condition meant. This nerdfighter asked, would Vogue Brothers ever do a tour? Funny you should ask because I'm announcing Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers Tour today. Right now it's happening, I just announced it. Wow, where are you guys going? We're going to all of these places. There, I didn't have to remember. That was great. But you can also look at the link in the description how to get tickets and stuff. All of the tickets are available now and they're inexpensive because we're not that popular. And then Hank and I will hopefully go on tour sometime next year to get them. What's your favorite food to eat when you're sick? You know, Hank, it's an old favorite and I know a lot of people feel this way but I just, I really enjoy Chloroceptic Max. Oh yeah, high calorie. Oh, well right into the back of the throat where the strep is and it just makes it not hurt. It smells like a doctor's office. Favorite Taylor Swift song? We're going to do it on three. One, two, three, shake it off. Oh my God, we should be brothers! How goes the book writing, John? Oh, thanks for asking, woman with anglerfish. It's going, I'm writing. What word are you on? Um, you mean the last word that I wrote? I'll look. You found it? I found the word. The word is coffee. All right, I want to know a little bit about your book. It includes, uh, stirring milk into morning coffee, no less. Oh, do you think that, that line is going to make it? Um, 50-50? All right, got another question, John. Can you show us your socks? Yes! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be? I'd be a toaster oven. You want to ask why? Not really. Well, there's really no reason. I just love toaster ovens. I'd be an oven because I'm reliable and I'm hot. You are reliable, hot and inexpensive. That's right. I'm very sorry. Oh, Hank, I will see you on...