 And we're back episode number 18 and I'm here with Sarah. It's Michael. Oh shit. How was your weekend? Oh, it was good. You see Toy Story 5? It's not out yet. I'm still riding it. Oh yeah, one day. Michael went and bought plants. Yeah, I've got a greenery. I'm a green man. Last week is a bit of a blur because you were sober the whole time. Yeah, I haven't touched piss. I haven't touched it for a while now. I'm just going to do that whole dry July shit. You did buy a vape. Yeah, I did buy a vape to consume some weed with. But you know, not the illegal weed, just like weeds from the garden. It still doesn't affect dry July, I don't think. Yeah, no way. What else? I found a turtle in the lake. No, just like walking around. Yeah, during the week I found a turtle on the road. No, I was just next to the river out over there. Why didn't you film it? Oh, I don't know. Yeah. Well, I did drugs. Michael did drugs on Saturday night. Yeah, legal ones though, legal drugs. That MDMA cocaine that you were talking about certainly isn't legal, young man. Not yet. But yeah, it wasn't that. So that's not on record. So, yeah, last week was just a normal fucking week, all right? It's only been three days since we recorded our last podcast. So how about you stop prying into our lives so deeply? It's been like four days. Give us a break. Give us a break. Give us some time for something to happen first. Yeah. So it's been four days since the last podcast. We filmed the last podcast because last week was a bit of a fuck off. What about the fucking story we told about the prostitution that we committed? We're worried about that one. The last podcast has got our most fucked up story on it. And it's got the most views on our channel because we promoted our channel that week. Yeah, if you want to watch these podcasts on YouTube, you can see our faces and see us talking on Martin, Michael, fully actual, the YouTube channel. You're going to see the set, especially today. The set is amazing. We've got a normal backdrop and then we've got these amazing plants. We've got a greenery. We've got a greenery. You ripped one before, Fiat. Don't. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. She'll be so mad. Don't you saved what I did and have done before? Yeah. And then you're fucking doing it now. Don't you gonna tell me what I have done before? You ripped another fucking leaf off. Don't you say that here on the TV. She's going to, oh, I should have gone and talk about, stop. Stop. Don't talk about it anymore. It's not our you don't tell me what I done did already can't rip her plan. You can't say yeah, yeah He's gonna be so quick Okay, what do you want? I'll give you something you want me to do it. Okay, okay? Oh, you don't do it again. I mean the $70 from the fucking the tolls that I've been paying for Okay He will be mad dude Okay, that's enough today's day is the first of the 7th 2019 Go on this day in 1916 World War one the British Army had its worst day losing 240 troops in one day in 1948 Australian cricket legend Donald Bradman scores 128 runs and then fucks 14 women I think that really I guess that probably would have happened if you're not no way made international news He fucked 14 women after that innings in 1991 Arnold Schwarzenegger biggest films Terminator 2 judgment day premiers in the US and then Arnold Schwarzenegger takes a 14 kilogram dump on the White House Stairs Man, I tuned out unbelievable. It's distracting. It takes away from the First part of it. Anyway famous birthdays Ah Singer Missy Elliott turns 47 and then rips her hair out using a rake from her neighbor's backyard Holy shit. I remember Missy Elliott Pamela Anderson from Baywatch turns 51 and then smears some beetle juice on her fists Why it's just what it says Dan acroid actor from Ghostbusters turns 66 and then tow puns a possum Guy that's not even he doesn't live in Australia live Tyler famous actor Lord of the Rings turns 41 and attacks a small boy Whoa, how old was the key 41? Oh God next segment this week the segment is title I That's not bad. That's not bad and oh God, it's just a segment where basically we read out fan questions and this week We have seven seven fan questions and Michael says it was the best question yet here. We got ten We're only going to read seven. Maybe ten. We'll see no, okay? We'll see we'll see meets or your concreting needs call wholesome Ask for Matthew Brown, team leader there, wholesome concrete, working his way up through the ranks there. Produces a podcast in his spare time, primarily works at wholesome. It's from, it's Julian Wads. I think it's W-O-D-S. I think the J is actually silent and it's Julian Wads. It's Julian Wads. I think we've been in a couple of his feeds, but I can't remember the guy. I definitely would remember that, I don't think we have. Yeah, he's asked, if you had to pick one drug to be on for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? Yeah, this is a great question. It's a very tough one, very sticky situation. Yeah, it's hard. How do you choose one? Tough. There's so many. Tough question, pushing, squeeze shit, fucked it up, hard to answer, thinking. Yeah, I'm thinking too. I think we're always thinking. I gave it a bit of thought because this question came out last podcast and so I've cheated and had some time to think to answer this one. And I think weed, I think weed would be the one. It affects your health the least as far as everyone knows and yeah, you can still operate when you're a little bit high and it's still fun. It just chills you out and you just become like a happier version of yourself. Alcohol, if you could only do alcohol, you would just fuck yourself and all the same with all the other drugs. If you could only do mushrooms. Like imagine me on MD every day. Yeah, you'd fuck, you wouldn't be able to do anything. You'd just become like full retard and like. Wouldn't ever get anything done. And behind you'd forget what you're doing. Dude, okay. Can you talk to me about that? Explaining this to Fee, dude, because she bought that the other fucking weekend. She talked to me about what I've done. Dude, you're not acting like someone on weed. Acting like a fucking star, dude. Stop. So it'd be MDMA for you? No, I'd probably go weed too, but yeah, I'd be tempted to do alcohol. Yeah, so there you go. Michael's addiction, his addiction lures him towards alcohol, but his logical brain says weed because it's not as destructive. Stop destroying Michael. Can you talk to me about that? Dude. I don't want to talk about it anymore. No, no, no. I don't want to talk about it. Before we continue this, stop. We're taking it away because that's her fucking birthday present, dude. That's her birthday present. You're talking to me about that. I'm done talking about that. Oh, don't you fucking... Stop! Don't! You're fucking... I would cop shit. I'm kicking your... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Now, can you just stop fucking the plants up? That one's so... Oh, just don't do it anymore. Next question. Okay. Next question is from lunchloads20. And she is asked, any plans on returning to streets to public pranks? We need more singing to strangers. Wow, what a video to stand out to someone. Yeah, we really want to start doing that again. We're going to buy a handy cam and we're going to go out there. We've got so many fucking good social experiment ideas, but they never do well on social media. Share our vids if we do pranks. That's what we started out doing. That's what we love doing. That's all we used to do is go out in public and fuck dogs. Go on our actual YouTube channel, Marty and Michael, and you'll see just all our social experiments that we used to do the public. And I'd love to go and do that again. So yes, we will be doing that again very soon. So yes, lunchloads we were becoming back with a vengeance to the public. Next question. All right. Next question is from Aubrey.Osborn. Aubrey? And she's asked, Marty, if you had to choose between a cow and Michael. Cow. Okay. And then she's the second part of the question is, and Michael, if you had to choose between eating those fish you did in that video or a bottle of piss, which one would it be? Piss is like standard. On the weekend, I drank like a few glasses of piss just to shock people for fun. It's not even really a thing. It's like, it gets boring. Like people are over it. I pissed. Dude, I pissed Charmie's cinema couch. Yeah. And Fiona said you pissed on her as well. Yeah. Yeah. She was next to me. Yeah. She was not happy. What did Charmie say? Charmie doesn't. Yeah. I don't know. I guess he's pretty chill. But yeah. And then he gave me some shorts to wear. And Jay's brother gave me a shirt to wear because I pissed all of my clothes. So there you go. I drink piss. I don't even ask questions with piss with Michael because it's always going to be the answer. He prefers piss over milk. Why would you choose a cow over me? Oh, look, not that you're not attractive, but cows, you know, like, do you want me to go into grotesque detail about how good looking cows are? I don't think I need to. I think it's quite obvious how stunning and majestic they are. They're, you know, idolized in India because they're just so physically arousing. Like they don't even eat them there because they're so hot. They're so attractive. God, that was smooth. That was smooth. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I would not. I don't feel offended that yeah, cows hotter than me to you. And I can just take a cow. I can just take more of what I want to give. And what it's not just very physical. It's very physical. I lose myself in fuck when I'm when I'm with a cow. I just I just get lost. It's just like it's a fight to survive. Somehow we're fucking and it's a fight. It's yeah. I'm trying to kill and survive at the same time. And also I'm fucking somehow and then bang. I'll wake up from the blackout and usually I'm standing over the cow victorious blood with blood, but like hard cock blood. Is it more sex or more like violence? I think it's a healthy dose of both. They meet in the middle and then they swirl together. And then I black out and rage fuck. Great question. Great question. Oh my God. Holy shit. That was funny. Okay. Next question is from Shaddick with a double D. 93. And he will. Yes. He has asked. Fuck Mary kill Paul Walker. Hitler. Your uncle. Uncles. Probably fuck Paul Walker. Cause just cause I haven't fucked a corpse yet. I guess Hitler's a corpse too. No, no. Yeah. But you fucked a corpse. It's non human. But like yeah. You want to fuck a human corpse. You say. Yeah. But I guess Hitler's a corpse as well. I probably want to. Is this when they're alive or when they're dead now? Like right now. Well, let's go with alive. So like yeah. Cause you got to kill one. You can't kill a dead person. Yeah. Okay. So yeah. You got to either. Yeah. Fuck. Kill. Mary. Hitler. Paul Walker. And your uncle's. Well, I'll probably marry my uncle. Just so he didn't have to go through any sort of trauma. Even though, you know, our uncles are notoriously sexually active with us. What were children? All you need to do to kill Paul Walker is just give him the car keys to a car that goes over a hundred K's now and the dumb dog will wrap himself around a fucking tree. So I'll just throw him the keys to a fucking holding V8 Commodore. And then I'll fuck Hitler just because it's a dominance thing. Yeah. You want to. Wow. Wow. Yeah, I'd probably. No, I'd fuck Paul Walker cause he's hot. And then I'd kill Hitler for what he did. And I'd marry my uncle's because I wanted to take it to take it further than just sexual. Yeah. And I get that. They're not into dating the uncles. But if we had a choice, we could pin them down and marry him. Yeah, I'd definitely go for that too. Yeah. It's hard. That's a hard question. That was a good one. All right. Next one is from V. A. I. B. H. A. V underscore G. A. U. T. I. God, that's a shit Instagram name. Sensitive to his culture. Yeah. Shit. Sorry about that. Next one is from. Yeah. That person noticed it. He is asked, were you both an intelligent student during high school days? Yeah. Wow. I did. All right. Marty. I didn't try in school, but he's just naturally gifted with his brain. I'm the best. The best. I didn't try at all at school. Like school was just like a social fucking, like you just social gathering with people. And then they give you like a big overall exam that tests everything, the QCS test. School's not even important. I don't use anything from school anymore. And I used to pay you to do my assignments. Yeah. So I guess Marty was, and I was not, but I had good business skills. Yeah. Really, really business savvy at high school. Michael, he would, people would staple cash to him. Yeah. And he would drink piss for 50 cents. I licked a few bins. Really, really smart business, businessman. So yeah, we were very intelligent and we still are soul. Next question is from cafe underscore Elate. And it says, do you think you lived slash experienced life enough that if you were to die today, you'd be happy to go? Or, or are there, or is there more to achieve? There's always more to achieve. Wait, wait. It's not finished. Also, you are the best. Oh yeah. There's always more. Unless you just hit that wall and die, which we all, we're all going to die. There's always more to do. If you're comfortable with what you have, then you ain't, then you're not moving forward. You're going backwards. You don't have to move forward in the same areas in life all the time, but you should always be striving for more and better and best. Saying that like, man, the amount of traveling and fun I have had is five lifetimes of a lot of other people. So like, if I was to die, it'd be like, man, I had a good run and I was very lucky. We've done whatever the fuck we wanted our entire lives. But yeah, there's always more. There's, you know, there might be stuff like, even if it's wanting to be healthier, if it's wanting to fucking have a family, if it's wanting to have seven houses, there's always different areas in life that you want to be better in. I want to have, I want to own three cows. Brahmin! Who's Brahmin? It's a type of cow. Oh, really? Is there any such thing as a Brahmin cow, man? God, that's fucked. All right, next question is from JayDodds88. Where does Marty get all of his accents and noises from? I'm not sure. There's a few priests have thought I was possessed and there's sometimes I speak fluent tongues and Latin, and I don't even know how. And sometimes animal noises come so clearly out of my mouth that yeah, people stop and turn around and think that there's like a bat, but it's just me. And I've just opened my mouth and those noises come out. So to answer your question, no one knows. Not one person knows. Doctors, priests, religious types. Everyone's looked into it and no one knows where all these things come from. Some people think I'm not human. Marty's right. There is a Brahmin cow. Wow, there is a Brahmin. Wow, he knows his cows well. Holy fuck. Yeah, of course I know my cows. It sucks because cows are my favorite animal. Anyway, I'm ever down my cow knowledge. Next question is from ryan.zorzit. Would you ever consider taking up a profession in sports? Yeah, we were aspiring tennis players at one stage. I liked all types of different sports. It would be a fun life. I would actually would be a fucking pretty cool job. But it's, you know, if you're not amazing at it, you got to sacrifice your whole life if you want to make it. And fucking if you don't make it, then you're just a fucking coach for that sport for the rest of your life. So it's a big risk to take. So only, yeah. And like if you are a professional, so if you're a professional museum, at least... If you're a professional museum, then you've got like massive artifacts. I remember I wanted to be a museum for a good four years in primary school. I would collect artifacts and store them in my body and charge admission for people to look down my throat and to look at the artifacts. I was a pretty damn good museum. Open Monday to Friday, 9 a.m. to 5 a.m. But if you're a sportsman, it's hard work and you can't do anything. You can't have fun. The weekends are literally... But if you love the sport and you don't need to go out and have fun, then yeah, that's what go and have some fucking... go and be a professional sportsman. But yeah, if you like... It's hard work. It's a lot of hard work. Too much, too many things to sacrifice for us. So we didn't do it. We thought, fuck that, can't we? We were like, fuck that shit, man. Let's go get some fucking beers, can't. Remember that? That's what we said, can't. Fuckin' sick, I was fuckin' sick, shit, can't we? We went and had some beers, can't. And they'll go, come train, you dumb, can't. And we said, fuck off, can't. We told them to get fucked. Yeah, we did say that to the sport that we spent what, 10 years trying to fucking be the best... Museum. Yeah, and then yeah, you... Museum. Yeah, you could be a museum. All right, that is the end of our fan questions. The next segment is called... This is where we just basically tell a story of something crazy that's happened in our lives. And this week, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. We're gonna tell you a story about the time we were tennis coaching full-time and the shit we used to do to the kids. Yeah, talking about tennis coaching, this is a perfect story for it. Michael's urinating into a bottle under the table. I will now proceed to shake his left arm. So that pisses all over it. Can you get me a glass from my kitchen that I own? God damn it, cunt. Stop doing that. Angry at me. He's fucking pissin' at the table. It's my house. It used to be your house. Fucking cunt. Now he's got a wine glass to piss up. You can keep that cock away from me, brother. Yeah, I'm not gonna... Oh, piss... Stop! Get into the story, you fucking prick. I just wanna have a wee in peace. This week's story is about the time Michael and I used to be tennis coaches. Fuck! I just pissed all over myself. Hey, it happened two nights ago. This week we talk about our behavior when we used to be full-time tennis coaches, because it was bizarre. We didn't wanna be tennis coaches, but we did it to pay the bills. We slaved our fucking arse as well. And we cut corners hard, especially when we worked for Matchpoint Tennis. Anyone who we coached, if you listen to our podcast and watch our videos, if we've coached you when you were a kid, then you deserve a refund. You won't be getting one, but you deserve a refund, because we didn't try, and we purposely didn't try. No, no. With certain people we didn't try. There were kids I fucking put a lot of effort into, man. Most people deserve a refund. So, Michael and I used to coach next to each other on one tennis court. And on Michael's side, it just so happened that that's where all the parents would be sitting along the fence, and then Michael would be right next to the fence, so the parents would be able to hear what he was saying and see what he was doing, and then I'd be on the other side of the net, so the parents can really hear what I was saying or doing. Oh, dude, I just pissed. Oh, no, I'm pissing in my pants right now, dude. Can you get a towel? This is bad. I fucked up there. Take that piss cup away. Oh, my God. Michael just sculled his piss. It was a full one-glass piss. Sculled it. Anyway, so we were coaching tennis. I was on the court, on the end of the court, away from the parents. Michael was close to the parents. And Michael was always within earshots. I knew Michael could hear what I was saying to the kids, but I knew the parents couldn't hear. And these kids are like three, four years old. They can't articulate to their parents. Well, mom, my coach is like, he's fucking weird. You can only do this when they're at a certain age, which is three to four. Yeah, once they get old enough to explain, like you can't do it. So I would only do it to the really, really young kids. There were times when I would... Oh, dude, no, no, no, okay. This is good. Okay, so Marty, Marty doesn't care about anything. And either do I really. But like, obviously, I was an earshot of parents, so I had to betray. It was an acting job. I had to be a tennis coach like I had responsibilities and I cared about their kids. Okay, Marty would... He'd have five kids on the court. They'd all be about, yeah, four years old. He'd have cones set up. And then he'd put a sixth cone on the court. A marker. A marker, yeah, like a marker for a kid to stand. So they all stand on their fucking marks. You feed a ball to a kid. You feed a ball to a kid and then they hit it. And then you give them feedback. Marty would go, yeah, yeah, get better at all of them. No, he wouldn't even say, he'd be... He'd gather them round originally and just go, all right, kids, today we're going to... And they're four years old, so they can't articulate to their fucking parents. They're very confused. The parent. What Marty has said to them. Basically, I'd just round them up and just do really weird noises for like 30 seconds. But it looked like I was just talking to them. I'd get on my knees and be like, oh, gather round, kids gather round. And just look at them all and smile and they'd just be so confused. And I'd tell them to go back to their markers and then I'd throw a ball to a sixth marker that I'd set up. But there was obviously not enough kids. So it was just an empty marker. But I would pretend that there was a sixth kid there and I would pretend to talk to this sixth imaginary kid. And the other five kids would just be looking at where I'm talking and just be so confused. So he's made up a kid. He's made up a kid in front of the kids. And then complimented that kid and said, yes, that's how you do it. Kids, you need to be more like Jake or Joe or John or whatever the fuck he called that kid. Weirded those kids out so hard. It was so funny. They just never said a word to me because I thought I was fucking insane. In the end of the session, they go up to their parents and because they're so young, three or four, they can't articulate to their mom or dad. They just go, he's funny. My coach is funny, mommy. They wouldn't be able to explain to them. They were trying to get the point across to their parents. Like, something's not right, but they would only ever be able to say stuff like, oh, mom, my coach is funny. And then the mom would be like, oh, is he? Oh, that's good. And then I just like wave and I'll see you guys next week. Fucking cunt. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, it's like a whacked out coach. Yeah. I had to work my ass off making it out like we were responsible adults that did a good job while he was just fucking around doing gibberish and making up kids. And then telling those other kids that the made up kid is better than that kid. And that was only from Matchpoint Tennis. Greg Smith fucked up. We fucked up, man. We fucked up on purpose. Thanks for lending us all our money. Greg Smith's our old boss that we prank called. It's like the second highest view on our YouTube, Marty and Michael for the actual check it out. It was a great prank call. We prank called our old boss. Buy our merchandise. Yeah. And make sure you fucking share our shit. Buy our merchandise and give us money. Buy it. Don't wear it. Just buy it. I feel sick from drinking that piss. That's normal. I think that's a normal reaction. Okay. All right, which brings us to our next segment. That's not the segment name. Were you coughing? No, that was a yawn. The next segment is called News of the Week. So it's been renamed to News of the Week and we just read out news headlines. The first news story is from Seven News and they have said, meth filled a tax squirrel found during drug bust. Two men charged. A squirrel in Alabama is locked up for breaking bad, but it's not his fault. Two humans are suspected to be the real culprits. Police say one Alabama man turned him into an attack squirrel. So these two men have given a squirrel some meth, which makes it very violent to protect their meth supply. Very smart. Very smart. If you're a businessman and you've decided to go with a product, protect it. Giving animals meth? Yeah. That's good. I want to see that. What sort of animal are we talking? Maybe a cow. What? A heifer? Brahmin. Is a heifer a female cow? What do you prefer, male or female? Look, I don't know why, but this always needs to be spoken about. Are they the same? A cow's a cow, right? Some balls look very feminine. Yeah. That's all I'm going to say. Okay, I can see that. That's all I'm going to say about that. Anyway, next story. Next story is from The Daily Mail. So it's bound to be really good. El plate driver 18 is fined $3,000 after police make a bizarre discovery in the back of his ute. All right, let's read what they found. El plate driver has been fined $3,000 after police found him transporting 29 goats in the tray and trailer of his ute. Highway patrol officers pulled over the driver on the country road outside of Mungan in central New South Wales. Officers stopped the motorist for a random breath test before making the discovery in the trailer of his Nissan Navara. That's a standard Monday morning in India. Yeah, that's, I don't, yeah. Man, $3,000 for carrying some goats. Fucking hell, imagine if like the police in India did that. That would be their fucking what half a year wage gone just because they had some goats in their car. To be on a drive with some goats in your car. Let them, they're not hurting anyone. $3,000 isn't that much. I don't know why he had like 29, what's the goat limit? Are people meant to know the goat limit? I don't know the goat limit. We drive with Bosley in the car all the time. If we had what 29 dogs in the car? If we had 29 Bosley, yeah. Where do you draw the line? The cop's an asshole. The cop is a fucking asshole in this situation. It should be general knowledge how many goats you're allowed to transport. They need to make a law. They need to make a law on that. Oh, that was the last story. You know what it's time for. The next segment. All right, this brings us to our final segment of the evening. All right, this segment has been renamed. And this is just where we do a prank call. You should have the plants on that. This is a prank call. And this week's prank call, I am... Oh, we're going to call up businesses and say that we can't come in tomorrow because we're sick or you are sick. Okay, I'm going to call Domino's and tell them that I'm the new guy and I'm not feeling very well. So I'm going to be calling in sick. For like stupid reasons, I reckon. I reckon one reason should be that you hurt your knee, that you fell over and you've scratched your knee. Yeah, I'll just make it up. Like, you just want to stay in bed. I'll say it's a bit too hot. It's a bit too hot? Yeah, yeah, it is winter, but it's too hot in Brisbane. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show. I'm just going to do my best for you guys. Hey, don't forget to like and subscribe. So, cheer it out. Cheer it out. Just go buy some shit. Guns, gel blasters. All right, one of my phone, even though it's on private, has been blocked. Maybe they know. Impossible. Technology, man. It's big brother. It's here. We always call at dinner time. They're probably... Hey, it's just Josh here. I started working last week and I'm meant to work tomorrow, but can you tell a manager that I can't come in tomorrow? I meant my shift starts at like 1 p.m. Can you just tell him I can't come in tomorrow? Okay, yeah. In a minute. He's exciting. Did you know Domino's number one complaint on social media is, my pizza doesn't look like it should? We hear you. And because you deserve better, we're determined to make it right. Shut up. Hey, Josh here. I just can't come in tomorrow. I can't get a medical certificate, but mum said she can write a letter because I've got this sick thing on my leg. It's fucking Sora's shit, man. If you don't believe me, if you want, I started last week, but I can't come in tomorrow, but I can come in the next day after that, if you want, hey. No, I think I called you on Friday, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I told you, I'm not going to... We are not... No, but I called back before and after that and some other chick said that, yeah, I could come in tomorrow, but I can't come in tomorrow now, but I can come in like the next day, if you want, and just give us a trial run, man. No, buddy. This is not the time, I'm a manager here, like, I already informed you on Friday morning, our afternoon, like there's an incident with IE bikes, we can't prepare with that at the moment, so I'm not... But how come that other chick I called that same day said that I could come in today or tomorrow? She said that, she said come in next Tuesday at one, you've definitely got it, Josh, she said that. I can't believe she said that then, but hey, is she going to get like fired or something, because that's bullshit, hey? Mate, I'm the manager, I already told you, like, this is a problem, how did you realize that if someone is telling you, like, you can come, how you can trust? But what do you mean, mate? She said I could come in, she said I got it, she said she didn't say I got the job, but she said I'll come in for a trial on Tuesday, mate. Yeah, just in stores, I don't know who told you as well, but I called you on, like, Friday morning, mate, it's not Tuesday. No, I, yeah, you called us on Friday morning, right? And then Friday afternoon I called back and that chick who was working said to come in, right, she said next Tuesday, next Tuesday, come in at 1 p.m. and Joshy, you got a trial job, mate, she said that to me, mate. I'm sorry, I can't spend time at the moment, so I thought you can call if you want, you can call tomorrow morning. Oh, mate, you've done, wait, let me send you a picture of my dick. Shit! Dude, it would have been so good if you took your email down. Oh, well, that was Joshy's on the prowl for jobs early. That worked out better than I thought it would. Yeah, dude, I did not expect that. Do you want to do one more business and see what happens? I doubt it will work that well, but yeah, alright. So you just go pizza hut, aspley? Transferring to aspley. Hey, mate, it's just Joshy here. I got a job with you boys last week, right? I'm meant to start tomorrow at, like, 1 p.m. or something, but I can't. I'm just calling to say I can't come in tomorrow. I've got a bit of, like, a bit of a thing on my leg. Can you just tell the managers that I can't come in tomorrow? For work, mate, I'm one of the new boys, Joshy. I should be on the roster. Yeah, your last Friday he gave me the call and said, Joshy, you bloody, you got it, mate. And he said I'll start on Tuesday, but can you just tell him, right, just tell him I can't come in tomorrow just because I've got, like, I just got something on my leg, like this big sore thing, man, he's fucked. Like, it's honest, he's fucked. I'm not going to go to the I can't get a medical certificate, but I can send you boys a photo. I can send you boys a photo and bring in on, like, Thursday. Yeah, but I'm not, I'm not aware that he's throwing someone, but I'll find out. And if there is a situation like that, he would probably just call you. Yeah, sick, mate, yeah, just let him know. I probably won't be able to answer my phone most of tomorrow because I'll probably have a bit of a sleep until about 3 p.m. But just tell him to text me, tell him to text me if there's any dramas and tell him I'll come in the next day after. Tell him I'll come in the next day after that. I think we're putting both Franks in as that was his good language. That was well said. Dude, I can listen to Josh all day. Josh trying to get jobs. Josh jobs. We'll call him. Oh my God, dude. That was therapy for me. Like, I was this close to, you know. All right, guys. That is the end of episode 18. And then as another week draws to a close, we'd like to leave you with this message. We are the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best.