 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be playing a little bit of Half-Life Alyx. I've already played it. I just finished recording the gameplay. I absolutely love it. It's insane. I just love how- You know what? Nevermind. I'm not gonna ramble for once. Let's get into the game. All right. Here we are in Half-Life Alyx I'm so fucking excited for this. I really have to fix my VR so that I'm not faced the wrong way every time I start though. This game is awesome. I'm calling it now. I should probably be looking at the world they've set up for a cool intro instead of just playing with a radio But that's just me as a person. Oh, pigeon! Come here. Stupid pigeon. I'm playing this game wrong and it's like two seconds in. Oh, there's pedestrians. Die, die. All right, you know what? I'm actually gonna play otherwise This is gonna be a 10-minute video of me throwing shit at people and that damn pigeon. Idiot. Sorry, I have anger issues. Who's on the other end? I hope it's my therapist because I need one. This is amazing. There we go. If anyone breaks in, they get a nice message now. You like that? Can I draw on this? My green screen's in the way. Drawing on the monitors. Gonna give him a little mustache. Oh my god, this is spooky. I've got a pen I will draw on you. Is anyone there? Oh good. Light outside. I'm the danger when I'm brave. Remember when I get hit star for that pigeon? Run away. That's not a pigeon. I'll write on you if you don't go away The hand and everything. Get back. Who are you little fella? I can't write on you. I just want to write on things. Oh, yes All right, so far screens are about 50-50. Windows the same Whiteboards are a hundred percent. That's my review so far. Oh wait, am I a pervert in this game? This game's cool. Where's the zoom on this thing? I gotta Like look right in their window. I'm only like two minutes in. I've mainly just harassed the pigeon and wrote on stuff And I'm already like this is the most immersive VR game I've ever played. You know It's good when you keep getting lost in your room and you have to take it off the check where you've gone People on the other side of a window. I want to write a message to them I know it's backwards for them, but I'm not smart or fast enough to write this the right way for them That's what I think of you saying stay safe which from their angle would say koof. Yeah Pigeon wait, hold on. I got to have something here to troll at you. Go on get out of here. Get out Rassing him with a second chair. I love how you pick stuff up in this game. It's the most realistic thing I've tried it's even more realistic than bone works. I think which is an achievement Plus you can write on more stuff in this game and harass more pigeons get back. That's right. I'm dangerous I have to make a choice don't want to progress the story or keep my chair. Whoa. I just did both I have no idea how where the hell am I going? Uh-oh get back. Who would win three armed men or one with a chair He keeps just pushing me back I'm ruining the story. Wait, isn't that my dad dad take a seat. Wait. No, he's got lumbago I'll even sit down. That's it Okay, well I did draw a gun to be fair. It may have been a finger gun, but still I should have never drawn those finger guns. All right. It's time to end it all I'll draw the finger gun on myself. I'll do it. I tell you if you don't let me out of this No screw the man. I'll do whatever I want Oh Jesus Christ. Oh, no, someone's either come to save me or kill me It's got to be the gang of pigeons that I harassed Alec, you there? Yeah, this definitely isn't a pigeon. They don't have accents like this. They have new york accents. Can I go out of here? Okay, good. All right. Let's get out of here. I need some weapons Oh, I don't know my own strength sometimes. Oh, I want to go Oh, I broke it. I go on the slide at least. No, this is sad. Oh, I can play with this though against myself That's no fun. I'd probably still lose Oh, sweet. Jesus. I don't have my markers anymore. Get out of here. What is this? Oh Okay, let's hi. Oh, this looks expensive Anyway, hello. Yes. What do you need me for my plan to get them back? Great. This is what I think of your plan He's just refusing to acknowledge it. He knows that's just feeding into me. Do not eat. Oh, I want to eat it Oh, it's gonna be a good Christmas after all. It's dinner time. Okay, that's you This represents me to be fair. It does kind of look like me Wait, use this turn me into a pic a little bit of funniest shit you ever see the gloves, Alex You know the gravity gloves gravity gloves. Oh god. What did I just do? I keep opening the menu by accident Okay, these are gravity gloves apparently. I'm ready to gravity those pigeons don't stand a chance now to bring it in Oh, oh Excellent. No, it wasn't quite excellent now. You're gonna need a gun. Don't worry. It's unloaded Jesus dude, what's the matter with you returning fire? Oh wait now. It's actually empty. Give me ammo Oh, I hope there's no one in there All right pigeons come at me now. I'm armed and dangerous. Do you think that can stop me? Not a chance Yeah, I hope you didn't have the key Wait, who closed the head? Let me out. Did the train stop? Yes. Wait, what is going on? Oh, I can't be bothered working on this Oh god damn it. It doesn't do anything. All right. Let me get back to the objective Where am I going? Oh, that doesn't look good. The pigeons have been here already. I want them to come at me Look, I've got this hard hat and everything so they don't have a chance. What were you doing, buddy? You're probably up to no good. It might be good that you died All right. I might be being a bit disrespectful How hard is this thing on come off? Oh look at those nails though. I think he's going for a world record All right. Let's see if bullets go through things. Nope. All right. It was a good experiment Anyway, I do have a hard hat on so I'm feeling like I should be doing experiments All right, it doesn't look like I should be here But in my experience if I have a hard hat on I can get in anywhere. Wait, what the hell is that thing? A multi-tool? All right. Where are we going with this? This is fucking cool Just re-wrap this to to here over to the door and this turns here and there we go. This is awesome This hard hat is really soothing me. It makes me feel smart. This doesn't look safe Are we sure this is going to help me? All right. I'm just not going to look I've had enough needles in me to be called a pincushion, but I still don't like looking when they actually do it The hell was that? Nah, probably just the wind God damn it. Sorry. It wasn't the brush that scared me. It was the idea of cleaning Got a lot of locks around here, isn't there? I've never felt so American. Just shooting everything My hat! You bastard! Just immediately open fire. No one takes my hat. Hats have a really good purpose though Like if they can defend you from them. Here take this Idiot. Yeah, that's not going to be very tasty dude. Yeah, I didn't think so. Oh dear. Oh dear Can I just jump past them? Does that work? Oh, no, no. You get stuck. My hat! No, no, no! My hat! It's not my hat. All you had was this stupid ammo. I'm so sad. I'm starting to think I have bigger problems than just pigeons, unfortunately I'm not super familiar with the Half-Life game So apologies if I'm coming across like an idiot here. No change from the norm at least though. Come on out No need for you to self-isolate. You're already infected. Come on. What do you got there, huh? There you go See get a little bit of sun on you. Oh and I'll run these doors. Well, I'll take care of this with my screwdriver What do I do? Should I just climb in the window? Maybe this box? Oh come on If that weird thing on the ceiling could do what I can do it. He lifted it like it was nothing See, it looks fine Okay, it doesn't look so fine. I have no idea what I'm doing I'm in way over my head. Can we need that? Whatever that is. What the hell is going on? I don't understand Oh, I didn't know anyone was watching Well now I look like a psychopath that guy was watching me that rat was bothering no one Okay, I got to figure out what this thing does. It's got to be something to do with this Okay, there we go. And we need to link it up with these I'm not sure what I did. I apologize if I broke that I don't know if he just didn't explain this or I wasn't listening Okay, so avoid the red and then go for the blue. I assume Did I do it? I think I did a thing Yes, I did it. The hell is that thing? Oh my god, there's a rat in there. What the hell? Okay, did I link up your weird rat machine? Got to be honest with you weird technology to open the door Like at some point you're gonna run out of rats I don't feel like I should be going in here without a heart hat. What the hell is this the hell is this? I've kind of want to shoot it red means good Oh god, since when is red stuff flammable? Oh sweet jesus and buddy, you're gonna hurt yourself. You keep doing that without a heart hat trust me Okay, that's dangerous. There's nothing in it. Like if something were to I don't know explode and we might need a fire extinguisher Can I just feed this thing? Aha, there we go. Now. Can I just get around this? Probably should have killed them first. What oh well. Yep, probably should have killed them first I really like the gravity grabber thingy. It's it's really cool. It works really well I don't like these things. They steal my hat hat. I knew there'd be a hat in here. Did I get it? No, that didn't land on my head at all. That's not a hat. Where's my hat? Where is it? Okay, there we go Yes, hat. Okay, this looks dangerous. Hold on Oh, yeah, take that off. Hold on. Uh, wait, I'm gonna do an action. Oh, I was gonna shoot it But I guess that works too. I'm just not as involved Just walk straight through the reigning body parts doesn't matter have a hat on Oh, yes the reign of success sweet jesus. There's a lot more enemies than there used to be now come out Oh, okay Not so effective. Just stay still for me, please. Thank you. You see he died nicely Is that one crying? No, don't go hide. That one's just waiting on a train or something slapped them out of the way There you go. Just a gentle slap ought to do it. The hell is this? I don't understand Do I need to somehow get this through them all or do I try and get that blue thing lined up with this? There we go. I got all of them. Is that gonna do it? Okay. I think that accomplished whatever I'm trying to accomplish I should really learn to listen more. All right. It's telling me to give up my gun I'm willing to set violence aside. We are at peace now. Oh, yes stand still perfect. Yeah fire. Oh, no I've alerted him. He's probably asleep waiting on that train Oh my god dick I'm glad you missed your train. Okay. I think this is going a bit beyond hard hat. This looks really dangerous I don't think even a hard hat can protect me now. What the hell is that? Where's there is stupid headcrab Jesus, okay, I'm gonna run out of ammo fast if it continues going this way Okay, I think we've reached another checkpoint. I think I might go upstairs and do a little outro I don't even know where you are here. So this isn't the best place for me to do an outro I'm here. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs now I'm out of vr and it feels less real for some reason that game was just so immersive But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed the video I know I enjoy playing it if you want to see more do let me know I feel like it would be a perfect game to like live stream if I could set that up I don't know. I feel like I want to live stream a ton of games, but I never get around to it But yeah, I hope you enjoyed I appreciate you watching as always folks and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now