The Little Mermaid Is A Skank





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Uploaded on Jul 2, 2007

"Part of Your World" parody. I found the "Dirty Mermaid" video floating around after I uploaded this and man, I think this is funnier. But hey, I'm biased.

YES, the song is perverse. Please don't point that out to me in your comments. Imagine me going to your "Fuzzy Bunny" video and writing, "Ooo, a bunny!" It doesn't sound very intelligent. The video is called "The Little Mermaid Is A Skank" for crying out loud. If you're easily offended, why don't you find that "Fuzzy Bunny" video and continue your daily plans of hiding under the bed and reading the Book of Mormon.


Look at my dick, isn't it great?
Isn't it something you'd like to fellate?
Wouldn't you think you're the girl
The girl who likes blowing me?

When you're done with my dick, look at these BALLS,
The best pair of testicles everyone calls,
"A stunning and beautiful scrote."
Resting on your chin

You've seen dildos the size of a baby,
You've seen pornos with gigantic wangs
Want my dick in your mouth? You say maybe
I can tell by the way that it hangs...

That it wants to be where your molars are
It wants to see, wants to see your tonsils
Jabbing around in that--
What's the word again?

Sucking my dick may not get you far
Hands are required for jerkin', tuggin'
Making me cum in that--
What's the word again?

Up on your head, a sticky surprise
Won't let you wash it out till it dries
And even then I'll do it again
Cum in your hair

I won't stop there,
I'll cum in your hair while you are sleeping
When you awake you'll see my snake falling asleep
You won't think it's odd that I blew my wad
In your face
Without even asking
'Cause you know me
At least you blow me
My masculine rod!

I'm ready to splooge in your ponytail
So please turn around, I can't aim round corners
But something ain't right,
That ain't splooge, Jesus, it's...BLOOD
Coming out like a flood from my dong
Guess you had syphilis all along

Have you to thank, you nasty old skank
My cum's full of blood

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