 Last time on Common Sense Soapbox. For hundreds of years, man has been forced to endure boring lectures. Until now, I give you the bore no bore. I can't believe we sold out on the first day! And now for today's episode of Common Sense Soapbox. Pop to the future! To think, just a year ago all I had was an idea. Honestly, I'm amazed. I am amazing! That's not exactly what I said. You're not perfect either. And sure, I've made a few mistakes here and there. But I corrected those mistakes. Because people stopped giving me money when I made them. Yep. Like I always say, if your business doesn't satisfy the customer, you're going under. That's a weird thing to always say. But it's true. You wouldn't be where you are now if you didn't know that. I suppose not. Charlie, I've become a successful entrepreneur. I've seen a product through its life cycle from idea to prototype to mass production. I've made tons of money. And my best friend is a penguin who wears people clothes. By all metrics, I should be the happiest guy on the planet. So, why aren't you? It's just, the more I succeed, the more difficult it is for me to enjoy my achievements. Ah, diminishing marginal utility. What? No! I mean, every time something good comes my way, I wish my friends were around to see it. So I could rub my superior understanding of economics in their face just once. I'm sorry, Bob, but they're in the past and you're here. But maybe I could change that. What are you saying? Charlie, I've been meaning to show you something. My newest invention! Wow, what's an exciting turn of events? Will Bob's time machine actually work? Or will the writers need a new crutch to maintain the status quo in the fee cinematic universe? Find out on the final episode of Common Sense Soapbox. Bob to the future!