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Published on Sep 13, 2012
Batman seeks out revenge on Onision for killing off his character only to be blind-sided by the eye-sore of the century... that which you may or may not be able to see uncensored on my blog... which you'll have to find on your own... wink wink ~ (get your puke bags ready).
THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT
*onision works on computer* Batman: *WALKS IN ANGRILY* Onision: *continues to work* Batman: *looks around awkwardly & knocks on wall* Onision: *continues to work* Batman: *pounds on wall* Onision: *continues to work* Batman: ARE YOU F***ING DEF??? WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! Onision: *jumps* WHAT!? *looks over* Batman: *standing there with a dumb facial expression* Onision: Holy Batman!? Batman: HEY ****, SURPRISED TO SEE ME? Onision: I killed your character off months ago... *show Joker shooting Batman earlier* Batman: Yeah, but The Dork Knight always rises... Onision: Did you say "Dork"? Batman: No... Onision: Yes you did, you said "The Dork Knight always..." Batman: SHUT UP! I'm here for revenge!!! *lifts gun* Onision: Batman doesn't use guns. Batman: What? Onision: Batman doesn't believe in using guns, what are you doing? Batman: Captain America uses guns. Onision: If Captain America jumped of a bridge would you do it too? Batman: Well... yeah, I have grappling hooks, I could save him. Onision: ...damn it, you know what I mean. Batman: Well, I'm Batman, and I say Batman uses guns. Girl: What are you two doing? Onision: *turns around* Batman: Who's the *****. Girl: Awkward smile. Onision: Oh... that's gloria. Batman: Are you two? Onision: What? Batman: Are you two like... Girl: Related? Batman: No! Onision: Roomates? Batman: No! Girl: Friends?a Batman: NOOOO! Onision: Divorced? Batman: NO!!! Girl: Coworkers? Batman: ARE YOU *******!!! ARE YOU TWO *******!! ARE YOU ******* EACHOTHER!?!?! DO YOU *****!? Onision: *looks at batman stunned* Girl: *stunned* Batman: *standing there awkwardly* Onision: Wow, you've really changed Batman. Batman: What do you mean? Onision: You just... walk in my house, point a gun at me, and totally embarrass me in front of my sister. Batman: Sister!?! Girl: Yeaaah... should I go sweetie? Onision: No hun, why don't you flash Batman your ******? Batman: What!? Girl: OK! *flashes Batman* Batman: *stares in shock* Onision: You like what you see? Girl: *standing there smiling awkwardly* Batman: I'm gonna go. Onision: Maybe you should. Girl: *puts down her shirt* Bye batman!!! Batman: *walking away* Onision: Do you think he's ok? Girl: Yeah, I think I just have fantastic ****** or something. *show door close* Onision: *turns to start working again* *show batman in hallway vomiting*