 A while ago I made a promise to you, a promise of change, a promise that I would leave behind my old self and be born anew, that I would rise from the ashes, a new God, new abilities, new desires, but there's some parts of the old me that I miss. There's some days where I hear whispers of my past and think, what if... So today we bring back that old past. We find out what if CrankGameplays may be dead and gone but a part of him still lies deep, buried in my soul. And I don't think I'll ever be able to get rid of him completely. So today we go back to my roots. Today we play an indie horror game. No CrankGameplays is not back, but maybe a part of him always lived in Ethan Nester. Okay, hi, how's it going? Yeah, I'm playing a game. Relax, okay? When I changed from CrankGameplays to Ethan Nester, it mainly was just for the name change, okay? I said that I would probably still do some games every now and again. And I am. Today I felt like playing a game, okay? Can I not just play a game anymore? I can't just record and let's play? Ha! Ha! I was talking to Mark the other day and he was talking about Garten of Banban. Which I don't know if I'll ever play. But he stumbled upon a game that they made called Egghead Gumpty. So like I do with everything, I'm taking that idea from him because he said that this is probably the ultimate let's play. And so I'm gonna strike before he even does. The algorithm will be on my side. We're playing Egghead Gumpty, baby, and nobody can stop me. Mr. Gumpty? Press T to answer, okay? Am I going to break my ankles? Okay. Okay. Okay. Goal. The purple door continuously appears randomly. Okay? Parking causes unwelcome sounds. If the eye icon appears, you are being watched. Find and scare off your watch or quickly. Pointing a UV flashlight at threats is the only way to survive. Run from agile threats. They tire quickly. Eye color of small sized threats reveals temporary weakness. Oh. So I've got the gifts, I guess. I'm just supposed to find the daughter, yeah? What are these hieroglyphs on the walls? What do they mean? What are they? Can I go through? Okay. All right. We have to go around. Can I open this? Oh. Oh, that's kind of cool, isn't it? Okay. Sick. Well, uh, so do I have to? How do I, from where? But how do I, where do I hide? What do I do? I don't know what I'm doing. Oh! That egghead gumtee! He was there, you saw it! That egghead gumtee! Egghead! Egghead gumtee! Yeah. All right. Tee to answer, Tee to skip. I'm skipping it all. I don't need anything. Wait, so, I, I, is that the daughter? Who is that? There's trash here now? Is this procedurally generated? Oh my God. Is that how many times I've died? Guys, it is procedurally generated. It's different every damn time. Egghead gumtee. Do you think you could be in the box? I've got two keys. Have I got three? No. What the fuck? What the fuck? Maybe I shouldn't open this. No, I'm opening it. It might even be, I'll see, I got a key. R and T. Let's do R. Press T when the screen is darkest. Press T when the screen is, what? Okay. Cool, I guess. So, where's the daughter? So, he was like, I know what you look like, or I know, you know what my daughter looks like. I actually don't know what the daughter looks like. Um, I've actually no damn clue. Let's hope it's not egghead gumtee. Get over there. I don't know where he is. I don't know where he could be. I don't know how to crouch. Egghead gumtee? What am I supposed to do when egghead gumtee's around like that? Dude, it's black and white now. What the fuck is that, egghead gumtee? Egghead gumtee, what's his name? Egghead gumtee, he's all the same. Egghead gumtee. How often, like, how does the flash work? I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't understand the way that egghead gumtee moves. I don't understand a turlet. This is where egghead gumtee takes his dumpers. Oh, the turlet's fake. Oh my God, guys, he's been trying to trick us this whole time. Egghead gumtee. Get back. Get back, egghead gumtee. I see you coming out of the goddamn floor. Get back. Get back. Get out of here. Egghead gumtee, how does it work? Do I need to run from egghead gumtee? Do I need to? I don't know. I just don't get it. I paid $5 for egghead gumtee. Is that okay? Is that allowed? Does this give me any clues to the way that he works? Why is this one scratched out? Why wasn't he pleased with that? So I guess this time let's try and run from egghead gumtee. If his presence is sensed, he will run. Why? I don't like how glossy this looks like it's covered in sweat. I don't like that couch. I don't like how reflective it is. It makes me uncomfortable, actually. Egghead gumtee. Do you think egghead gumtee had a great fall? And that's why he's so upset? Look at this, huh? Oh my God, it's a metaphor. Oh! Oh! Oh! I know that I should have turned around, but that was weird. I don't know why I didn't just turn around and run. Guys, I'm never going to be egghead gumtee at this rate. Guys, can you believe this is one of the most advanced games of all time? Egghead gumtees. Did you guys realize that? Before FNAF. Before Poppy Playtime. Before Amnesia. Before Resident Evil. Before Silent Hill. This is the original horror game. Okay. You guys don't understand the impact that egghead gumtee has made on not only the gaming sphere, but society as a whole. Dude, I saw egghead gumtee over there. Did you guys see egghead gumtee? I'm running away. Dude. What the fuck? I ran away from egghead gumtee. I ran away from egghead gumtee. You saw it. If I'm honest, I don't understand, um, pretty much how any of this works. You guys think the rent on this place is? I mean, like, how many bedrooms is it? I guess that's like a hard thing to quantify because at least in California, at least in California, this would be a no bedroom house because you, a bedroom has to have a window in it. So actually, I don't even think that they could list this as a livable residence. This would have to be some sort of, some sort of office space or maybe just, maybe even just storage. And that might even be what it is because even an office for it to, you know, go up with the office guidelines and whatnot. Is that muscle, man? They might, you might have to have windows. The hell is that? Is that his daughter? Dude, that must be the daughter. It must be the daughter. Egghead gumtee? Oh, egghead gumtee is watching. That wasn't egghead gumtee. That was the other dude. I don't get how this game works. I just don't understand. I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm trying to find his daughter. Where's his daughter? Why'd he lose his daughter? Maybe she should be finding his daughter. It's your kid. Find your own fucking daughter. I don't care. I don't even care about it. Are you even paying me? What's this room made of? I don't like egghead gumtee. If the shoe fits. Guys, maybe I'm egghead gumtee. Dude, that would be the most insane twist of all time. If it turns out at the end that I was egghead gumtee? Holy fuck, dude. Can you imagine? The repercussions of that would be unbelievable. Yeah, I'm kicking the door down. I don't even care. Yeah, egghead gumtee. There's no windows in this place. You can't charge rent here. It's actually not allowed, my guy. You're exploiting the system and I don't appreciate it. I don't know where it's coming from. Keeping this light on. Keeping this light on. But you see. One of the hardest games I've ever played in my life. It's harder than even four night battle pass. Why is it so dark in here? Not even egghead gumtee could see in these conditions. This is the one where we need to escape. Need 10 more keys, okay? Fucker, dude. I'm just going to run as fast as I can. Because I'm the gingerbread man and whatnot. Okay, running as fast as I can. You cannot catch me. Dude, but how? I need to get to the purple door and that's how I get out. But hold on. Am I supposed to find the daughter or not? Do I need to find his daughter or am I just saying fuck it? Truly, I don't know. And also truly, I don't care. That's the crazy thing is that I just don't care about the well-being of his daughter. And you know, maybe that's a thing on my end where like that's morally fucked up. But I just, what am I even getting out of this? You know what's in it for me? And don't say you should just do it out of the kindness of your own heart, Ethan. I don't want to. And I think I should be able to be honest. You know, I just don't, I don't find somebody who's more qualified to deal with egghead gumtee. Okay? Because obviously, obviously, I'm not qualified to deal with the gumteur. If I was, I would have, fucker. I would have won this game by now, but here we are. The gumteur is still after me. I'm still losing. It's not, you know, God damn it, gumteur. I'm gonna try two things here. Running and the light on. Running and I've got the light on. Dude, he's still here. Oh, he's gone now. Okay. It's just one of those things where this doesn't seem like a fruitful, a fruitful venture for me. I have seven keys. That's good for me. No, no, no. Don't do that. Fuck off. I'm gonna exit the game and I'm gonna re-enter. Yesterday Mark played, yesterday Mark played egghead gumtee. He's ahead of me. I've got to post this before he does. Hold G to access this guide. Okay. Green is batteries. Black is that. Keys are blue. Okay. I need blue. If the eye-iconic ears you're being watched, find and scare off your watcher. How do I scare him off? Finding UV flash at threats is the only way to survive. So we really need blue. Okay, if I had just read that a little bit better the first time, it would be a little bit better. So when I'm being watched, find and scare away. How do I scare gumtee? You know? How do I... How the fuck... Hey, hey, hey! Get out of here! Hey, bear! Hey, bear! How am I supposed to scare egghead gumtee? I don't get it. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't get it. I don't understand how I'm supposed to scare away egghead gumtee in this fucking planet. This is bullshit and I hate it. Okay? Red. Oh, pink? Wait, what was pink? Carter... Get out of here, gumtee. Get out of here, fucker. Which is... uplifting compared to the 25% that there was last month. All but one of the new inmates have yielded negative results for the mandatory pre- I knew it. Get out of here, gumtee. Get out of here, egghead gumtee. Fucker thinks he can fuck with me. He can't. He can't. I am the fucker. Guys, I've been recording for over an hour. I think this is my last go at egghead gumtee. I'm sorry, but I don't know how many times I can do the same thing over and over. I'm not even great gameplays anymore. Great gameplays maybe could have done this. But Ethan Nester? I just don't know. Do I need to find his daughter? I'm still... perplexed by that. Is that something that I actually need to do? I might be fucked. Found purple door though. Get out of here. One more. One more. Where is he? I found you bitch. Found ya. Good. I'm about to die. I don't know why I put my microphone over there. I'm very sorry that I have failed you like this. I can't beat egghead gumtee. It's impossible. If you'd like me to try again, if you'd like... Maybe I'll stream this on YouTube and you guys can help me beat egghead gumtee but I simply... It's too damn hard so give me any tips that you'd like. Thank you so much for watching me play egghead gumtee. I appreciate it. I love you all very much.