 Good health to all from Rexall. It's Sunday. Time for the presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and your Rexall family druggist. Good evening. This is your Rexall family druggist, taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us, the 10,000 independent druggists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company. They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin and there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them. We independent druggists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family druggist brings you the Phil Harris Alice Faye show written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Janine Roos and Whitfield, Walter Sharf and his music, yours truly Bill Foreman and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and like most women, Alice is sentimental about the occasion. On the other hand, Phil, like most married men, has been inclined to forget how much the day means to a woman. This year Alice is making sure that Phil will remember by plotting a little strategy with the children. Now look girls, when daddy comes down to breakfast just remind him that tomorrow is Valentine's Day. This year I want to make sure he buys me a present. Oh, I'll get it, I'll get it. Now listen, don't, don't, don't let daddy know that I mentioned anything to you. Okay, mommy. Phyllis, we've got to be careful when we talk to daddy. We mustn't let him know that we're... Hey, where is everybody? Ooh, I'm still asleep, can't get my eyes open. Good morning, daddy. Do you know what day tomorrow is? Tomorrow? Take it slow, kids, let me get used to the day first. It is? Already? Certainly creeps up on you, don't it? Then you didn't forget it. Of course not. How could I forget the opening day of National Cheese Week? I'm supposed to buy her a present for Groundhog Day? How could I forget a day like that? Well, I'm going to, as soon as I have my breakfast, I'm going down and get her... Phyll, hey. Well, isn't that nice? Just came. A dozen nasturtiums. Good, good. Dip them in butter and saute them. I love fish for breakfast. You arrived and listened to the card that's with him. To my Valentine, with your limpid eyes and turned up nose, you have the freshness of a rose. Your lovely hair and smile so sweet is a combination that's hard to beat. Sign, guess who? Oh, I think that's a beautiful sentiment. So do I. I wonder who could have sent me them flowers. Well, stop kidding. The flowers are for me and you sent them, didn't you? Well, naturally. Naturally. Of course, who else would send them? Well, Phyll, how come you remembered Valentine's Day this year? How could I forget it, little mud? You know, honey, I'm lucky to have someone like you to send to Valentine, too. You know, a lot of other guys don't have anyone, like Frankie. Now, there's a poor guy who... That reminds me, Phil. Frankie called this morning. You know something? I haven't heard from him since he lost a job with a band last week. Did he say what he was doing, honey? No, he didn't. Well, I'll tell you one thing. I ain't worried about Remly. He's a very clever guy. Losing his job as a musician will give him a chance to really do bigger things. You know, he's the kind of a guy who will be a big success. I'll get it out. Hey, pal, would you like to buy some shoelaces? You selling shoelaces? Also razor blades, violets. And you want imported Argyle socks, 15 cents a pair? Remly, what are you doing? Making a living. You fired me. I gotta do something. You got any scissors you want sharpened? Anything you want, I can get it. I don't want anything. How would you like to be number two on a pyramid list? I just got up. I haven't got my eyes open. Will you please cut it out? Listen, just keep it quiet for a minute, will you? Going around selling things like this. You don't have to do that. Why, with your brains and talent, you could be... Well, you could certainly be... I'll take two pair of the shoelace. I never thought I'd see the day that you'd be doing this. You're the one who fired me. It's all your fault. You made me what? What's that for? I sing for pennies, too. I told you that I didn't fire you. The sponsor did. There must have been something you could have done to save my job. I tried, too, but the sponsor insisted. He said if I didn't fire you, he'd fire me. He gave you an alternative. Why didn't you take it? At least you could have done for your sickly friend. Oh, Frank. I didn't know you were sick. Well, look, kid. There's anything I can do for you. Anything I can give you. Just say the word. Everything I got is yours. No charity, please. All I want is my job back. All I ask for is my birthright. As an American. A chance to make a living. To walk in the sun again. To feel the wind in my hair. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Are you finished, Camille? I lost your job. Why don't you be a man instead of trying to get sympathy from people? I'm not trying to get sympathy from anybody. I can't help it if I'm sickly because I haven't eaten for three days. You haven't what? I haven't eaten for three days. Who is that at the door? Oh, hello, Frankie. Dad, she looks well fed. Buy some violets for the lady, mister. Give me a few pennies for food. Oh, Frankie, if you're hungry, I'll cook something for you. I can't wait that long. Just give me the scraps from the breakfast table. Pay no attention to him, honey. You stay out of this, Curly. Alice, I tell you, I'm starved. Well, I'll get you something to eat right now. Flowers for Mrs. Harris. Oh, thank you. Oh, Phil. More flowers, and this time you sent American beauties. I did? Honey, you know you did. The card is signed, guess who again. Oh, darling, it's so sweet of you to do this. Don't mention it, Alice. You know, you're a sweetheart, and I love to get things for you. About the food. I'm the luckiest, luckiest girl in the world to have a husband like you. And I'm even luckier to have a wife like you. Oh. Oh, that's so sweet. Well, I love getting that for you. But it's so sweet. Well, you should have. Well, I... Lunt and Fontaine. Can we do this later? I'm hungry. Remly, will you stop already? Oh, let him talk, Phil. Nothing he says can bother me today. Flies in the buttermilk, shooshoo-shoof. Flies in the buttermilk, shooshoo-shoof. Lost my partner, what'll I do? Lost my partner, what'll I do? Lost my partner, what'll I do? Skip to Maluma, darling. Lulu, skip to Malu. Lulu, skip to Malu. Lulu, skip to Malu. Skip to Malu, my darling. One perty of a new. I'll get another one perty of a new. I'll get another one prettier than you. Skip to Maluma, darling. Lulu, skip to Maluma. Lulu, skip to Maluma. Lulu, skip to Maluma. Skip to Maluma, darling. Can't get a red bird a blue bird will do. Can't get a red bird a blue bird will do. Can't get a red bird a blue bird will do. Skip to Maluma, darling. Lulu, skip to Maluma. Lulu, skip to Maluma. Lulu, skip to Maluma. Skip to Maluma, darling. Bo-shoot-fly-shoe. Skip flies in the sugar bowl, shoe-fly-shoe Hows in the cornfield, tube-by-toe Flies in the bottom of shoe-fly-shoe One old boot and a rundown shoe Lost my partner, oh, what'll I do? Lost my partner, what'll I do? Lost my partner, what'll I do? Skip to my loo, my darling Lulu, skip to my loo Lulu, skip to my loo Skip to my loo, my darling My darling! Thing, I'm starving and she's singing. I'm sorry, Frankie. I'll go get you something to eat right now. And Phil, honey, thanks again for the flowers. That's okay, ma. That's okay. Hey, Curly, how come you're sending flowers to Alice? What have you been up to that I haven't but that I've been left out of? Want me to do that again? Might as well try it once more. We're over anyway. You're headed for another network, Clyde. What have you been up to that I've been left out of? I haven't been up to nothing. Keep this up, we'll both be headed for another network. Look, the flowers are for Valentine's Day, but I didn't send them. What's she packing you for? She just thinks I sent them. Ain't it wonderful, some of the guys sending flowers to my wife, and I'm getting all the credit. I'm getting, I'm getting. Yeah, aren't you? Frankie, now, just a second. There's another man in Alice's life, so let's just forget about it. Okay, okay. Got any idea who the guy can be? Can you tell me if there's no other man? Hey, wait a minute, I know. Hey, Alice is sending the flowers to herself just to make me jealous. Sure. That's a solution, isn't it, Frankie? I still like the other man angle. It has more exciting possibilities. Frankie, why should Alice be interested in another guy? Let's be brutally frank, shall we? You're starting to show your age. Your eyes aren't as bright as they used to be, your cheeks have lost their color, your complexion is shallow, and you've got a few wrinkles showing. That's irreverent. And besides, I haven't changed a bit. My eyes still have the deep blue of two succulent grapes. They're apples in my cheeks, and my complexion is that of a peach. Well, skip to my loo. They still got wrinkles. Them ain't wrinkles, them are irrigation ditches to water all that fruit. I don't get it. He comes up with things like that, and I'm the one that gets fired. Will you do me a favor? Let's just forget about the flowers. I don't know who sent them, but... Come in. Hey, bud, flowers for Mrs. Phil Harris. More flowers? I want to find out. Hey, Remly, look at this card. It's from Guess Who again. Beautiful floral piece. One thing about your rival, he ain't cheap. I keep telling you, there's no rival. Will who rang the bell? More flowers? This time? Well, it's a variegated Philodendron. You said it. I'm glad you said it because I wouldn't touch that kid with a fork. I'd love you to send me all these flowers. That's all right, Alice. Hey, I just had a silly thought. You know, I sent all these flowers, but wouldn't it be funny if... if Guess Who were some other guy? Oh, nonsense, Phil. Who else could they be from? That's right. That's right. There isn't any other man you know who'd be sending you flowers, is there? No. Unless they're from Johnny Bruce, Terry, Kenneth, Al, Harold, Andy, Paul, Harry, Walter, George... Hold it! Manny, Mo and Jack. What'd you do? Get hold of an army roll call? Roll those guys. Oh, they're just a few of the boys I went out with before I was married. See you later, Phil. That does it, Remly. We're going down to the floor shop and find out what guy is sending those flowers. I'll find out who's sending them. Alice thinks she's smart, rattling off all them names, Manny, Mo and Mack. I wonder what she'd say if I told her about Minnie. Minnie? Well... Watch your blood pressure. It's just a dream I had last night. Last night, I dreamed that I was down in the bottom of the sea down in that sully water. I'm in a maiden fair who had a cottage there. It was a little FHA job, but anyway, we had it. She had a tail of a fish for a train, but oh, now, whoa, how that gal could entertain. And what a time I had with Minnie, the mermaid down in the bottom of the sea. I lost all my troubles in amongst the bubbles while she was just as sweet as she could be. And every night when the starfish came out, I hugged and kissed her so. Whoa, whoa, what a time I had with Minnie, the mermaid down in her seaweed bungalow. Low, low, down in her seaweed bungalow. Ouch, what a time I had with Minnie, the mermaid down in the bottom of the sea. Down in the bottom of the sea. I lost all my troubles in amongst the bubbles while she was just as sweet as she could be. And every night when the starfish came out, I hugged and kissed her so. Whoa, whoa, what a time I had with Minnie, the mermaid down in her seaweed bungalow. Low, low, down in her seaweed bungalow. And I sing with delight as I spend most the night in that billowy ocean with you. Birds are asleep in the deep, so beware. Getting madder every minute. If I find the guy who's sending flowers to my wife, I'll... I'll... Yo, what? I'll punch him in the nose. That's what I'll break every bone in his body. I'll throttle him with my bare hands. Tell me more, you magnificent brute. Oh, there's the floral shop. Hey, Curly, look who's about to go in. Julius. Julius? Well, there's your solution right there, that little character. That's who's doing it. I'll bet he's the guy. He's always calling Alice soul, may dream. Goodbye, dreamboat. I'll fix him. I'll tear him limb from limb. Oh, wait a minute, Curly. Julius is only a kid. He can't be the one who's sending the flowers. He's the wrong guy. Who cares? Can you think of anybody better to tear limb from limb? Let's ask him anyway. Wait a minute. I'll take care of that. Hey, Julius. What? Did they, huh, kid? Look, you've been sending flowers to my house today? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it, all right. You can't understand what. How come? No, is did you send any flowers to my wife? Well, answer me. Did you? Did you? You're going with me. We're going in that floral shop and ask who's been sending them. Come on in. Come on, Julius. All right. I'd like to ask you something. I'll be with you in a minute. I want to finish waiting on that gentleman there. Is there anything else, sir? Oh, gladiolas, asters, and roses will be enough. Very well. I'll take them to the back room in a range. Bar the way. Put a card in for me and just say, uh, to my beautiful Valentine and sign it, guess who? All right. Guess who? Did you hear that curly? It ain't Julius. Guess who's that guy over there? You mean that big, brawny hunk of a bruiser there? No, Frankie, you must be mistaken. Why? Well, he's too big and muscular to be sending flowers to Alice. Let's look for a smaller guy. Let's get back to Julius. It's safer. Now, Curly, stop stalling. That big guy must be the one. You said when you found him, you were going to throttle him. Well, go ahead. Start throttling. But Frankie, I'm trying to tell you he's much bigger than I am. Don't worry. I'll help you. You will? Sure. I'll give you a boost so you can reach his throat. But let's be careful not to offend the gentleman. He may be the wrong person. Uh, pardon me, sir. Yes? Uh, are you sending flowers to somebody? What was that? Yeah, hi to me. We just want to know if you're sending flowers to your mother. All right. Grandmother? Maiden aunt, maybe? It's none of your business, but I'm sending them to my wife. See? It's a mistake, fellas. He's sending them to his wife. His wife. A likely story. Your wife happens to be the woman Curly's in love with. He's in love with my... Oh, a fresh guy. I got a good mind to punch you right in the eye. We like to see that. Who's asking? Don't let him... Just apologize for saying you're in love with my wife and I won't hit you. Why? She's going to say anything about my wife and get away with it. Mr. Payne, no attention to him. He's just saying that. Your wife ain't no lady. She ain't... What did you say? He said he wouldn't... Said something else. Glad that guy's gone two black guys, and I didn't... Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. Harris, but I... Mr. Harris, your mascara's running. I'll be a wise florist. I just came in here because somebody's been sending flowers to my wife all day, and I want to find out who the jerk is. Mr. Harris, surely you must know who's sending the flowers? Don't you remember? Remember what? You wanted to be sure you wouldn't forget Valentine's Day, so last year you left a standing order for me to send flowers every hour on Valentine's Day. The guy who's been sending all of these flowers is... Yes. Jerky old black-eyed youth. I think I went through all of this with a high... I think I'll kill myself. You don't want me too, Julius? No, I'll... He puts our Rexall family drugist on the spot. I'd like to know what brand of drug products you use in your own home. Why, Rexall, naturally. Why, naturally? Well, it's not just because I carry the 2,000 or more quality drug products made by Rexall, if that's what you mean. No, it's because I know how those products are made. For instance, just a moment ago, I sold a customer an eye lotion made by the Rexall drug company. Now, I've watched that product go through Rexall's laboratory. I've seen how every single bottle is carefully inspected under a magnifying glass a foot wide, just to make doubly sure that it's absolutely clear and free of any foreign matter. Well, it's an eye-opening example, isn't it? Well, yes, ma'am. I guess you could call it that. And we independent Rexall drugists could give you a lot more such examples, but they all add up to this. Look for the store with the orange and blue Rexall sign on the window. That's the only place where you'll find Rexall drug products. And you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall. Alice, do my eyes look awful? Yes, but don't worry, Phil. This beef steak will help them. Alice, about the food, I'm still hungry. Stop it, will you, Remly? Haven't you got any sympathy for me? Don't you care if I... Frankie, stop licking my face. Who's licking your face? I'm eating the steak. This program was produced and directed by Paul Phillips. The part of Frankie Remly was played by Elliot Lewis and Julius was played by Walter Tetley. Included in today's cast were Hal March and Jack Mather. Alice Fay appeared through the courtesy of 20th Century Fox. This is Bill Foreman wishing good health to all from Rexall. This is NBC, the national broadcasting company.