 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant. The brilliant, the most poppy, the most poppy, the most poppy, the most poppy, the most poppy, the most poppy. Yep, shawlamain the god. Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots and this week's show is sponsored by Who's Showed See. Man, Squarespace. Okay, turn your dream into a reality of Squarespace. Squarespace makes it easier than ever to launch your passion project, whether you're showcasing your work or selling products of any kind with beautiful templates and the ability to customize just about anything. You can easily make a beautiful website yourself. And if you do get sucked, Squarespace's 24-7 award-winning customer support is there to help. Head to squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code IDIOT to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Let's get the show started. It's time for pussies to talk. All right. Boy, just put the talk. English, Spanish, and French. Have a good one all the time. Boy, just put the talk. Your rose, diamonds, and yens. Boy, just put the talk. Bentley's, Robes, and Benz. Boy, just put the talk. Bly-Private Islands. The M. Boy, just put the talk. Ay. Ay. Boy, just put the talk. Ay. Ay. Boy, just put the talk. Ay. Yo, you killed that, bro. Ay, man. City Girls out at this bitch. You know what I'm saying? Ay, man. I always said the testament to a great female rap song is if dudes will sing it even though it's about doing things to dudes. I don't think it matters when it's me. Okay. Go. Only because, like, you know, according to the internet. According to the internet. I think me and every other listener right now have our eyes a little squinted, like, keep going. According to the internet, I'm gay. So it don't matter. Like, it don't count when I sing a girl's song. They expect me to be saying, boy, just put the make movies wetter than a whale. They expect me to be saying that. That's nothing. Okay, maybe not you, but do you remember that song, Shoup, by Saul and Pepper? Shoup. Shoup bedroom. Shoop bedroom. Shoop bedroom. Shoop bedroom. Hey. Yeah, I remember Shoop. Let me get you back to the subject. Shoop ain't the one, though. Shoop is bill to sing. Just because you don't know it. No, let me get it back to the subject. Yeah, that was sex. They can get hot, make it work up a sweat, would you shoo to the loo, my darling? Darling? Yeah, she was cool. If you don't know the words, it's all good, bro. I'm going to be honest with you. I wasn't really in it. Salt and pepper was dope. They were really dope. My sister loves salt and pepper. Right. Their hooks were amazing. Right. You can't forget their hooks. You know, push it. Push it real good. What a man. What a man. What a man. What a man. You can't forget their hooks. But this lyrics I remember. Yo, yo, yo, baby poppy. Ooh, come here. Here I go. Here I go. Here I go again. Girls, what's my weakness? Me. Okay. Now chill it. Chill it. Minding my business. Minding my business. Some dudes came around and I couldn't believe this. I swear. I swear. No, you just started being gay. You're a new gay, bro. I thought of saying something there. I've been on this gay shit forever, dog. I thought of saying something there. I swear. I swear. My niece, my witness. The brother had it going. He was something kind of wicked. Wicked. Wicked. Wicked. Past the digits. Right? I don't know. I don't know, man. I know this pussy talk. Louis. Poochy. YSL. Okay. This pussy be choosing. All right. What does that mean, Taylor? Who are your old uncle? What does it mean when a pussy be choosing? When it be cruising. Choosing. Choosing. Oh, cruising. I know what that mean. That mean autopilot. That mean you ain't showering weeks. At least days. Pussy. You got some shit in your teeth now, too. You got some salad in your teeth. You got a whole fucking garden in your teeth right now. Anyway, Andrew, how was your week? Hold talk. Sorry. Go. My bad. How was your week? Damn, Rabbit was scurrying around in her teeth. That's disgusting, Taylor. It's raw. I'm only saying that because she was making fun of me because I had a booger hanging out of my nose during the entire fucking Squarespace read in the beginning of the episode. She let me read the whole goddamn ad. And then at the end of it, she's like, oh, you should probably take that gigantic booger out of your fucking nose. Grow up, Taylor. Grow up. All right. Okay. So you're really feeling this wap? Oh, so you want to get right to it? Positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. What? Can I tell you what happened? Oh, no. You were about to school Charlemagne on something. Well, I don't remember the question you just asked. The pussy. What does choosing pussy mean? Taylor, we off you, Taylor. They don't even like hearing you talk. I just was trying to be nice. No, they really don't like hearing you talk. They said they don't know why Andrew gave you a microphone. Technically, it was already there. She just took it. Oh, got you. Got you. Got you. Got you. Okay. I tell you what happened to me over the weekend. What happened over the weekend, Taylor? You had that. That'd be good. That'd be good. Hey, what is that? Because this is like, this is like starting. You're not even coming off the business podcast. It's like you in the starting five. It's not even five minutes in and you saying that you got a story. This story better be fire. We didn't talk about pussy. We didn't talk about goddamn salt and pepper. This better be fire. It has to do with, you know, girls, you know, just being kind of rude to guys. So I was in the car and I'm driving to my friend's house and I stopped. Like this guy comes up to me and was like, yo, my windows are up. He's like, yo, what's up? So I shoot him away. Whatever. He's still trying to talk. He taps on my window. So I decided to give him a dollar. Like, is this what you wanted? Oh, shit. He was with his friends and they just kind of busted on him. And he kind of tried to cuss me out, but the light turned green. So you, you rejected him by calling him homeless? Yeah. He was really upset about it. And now Charlotte, listen, what are we? Hold on. What do we rate stopping the whole podcast to share that story? I thought y'all would enjoy that. And right before, right before she cut you off shows, you asked me what did I think about WAP. So we're about to talk about wet ass pussy. And here comes Taylor talking about homeless people. Yo, I'm going to be honest with you. That's Mike. I think the mic needs to get turned off for the rest. I really do. I really do. I'm not even going to lie to you. I thought you would have liked that story. I thought it was clever and I thought it was a good, like slapback or punchback if you will come back. I liked it. The punch line is there. No. The setup was horrible. The setup wasn't good. Build it out. Build it out. Build it out. Build it out. I think I would have, I would have brought you into the world with WAP. Boom. We'll listen to WAP. We're in the car. You know what I mean? You and your girls are all wapped up. The seats are fucking soaked. You're sliding off of them. You know what I mean? Except the scenario. You know what I mean? Like, literally you're trying to drive and you know, you're slipping and sliding all over the place. Slipping and sliding, right? So a curl. So a dude pulls up. You know what I'm saying? No, a dude pulls up and a dude can smell it. He's like, yo, y'all smell WAP? I smell some WAP. I smell some WAP. I smell some WAP. I smell some WAP. You hit a speed bump. Some WAP shot out the window. Hit a homeless guy in the face. Yo, they're going to WAP right there. Right there. Yo, you wipe it off your face. You wipe it off your face. You drive them behind the car. You blow on the horn. Bam, bam, bam! WAP, bam! No, no, WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP. WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP. WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP. WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP. You blow on the horn. She pulls over. Uh-huh. The dollar was soaking wet, right, Taylor? The dollar was soaking wet because you brought it out of your other purse. I brought it out. It was in my backpack. It was in my backpack. Okay, you got a fanny pack on. You got a fanny pack on. Okay. Fanny packs closer to the whack. Okay. So you hand the you hand the moist dollar Yep, you hand the moist dollar to the dude, right? Okay, what happens next? He got offended. He got offended. But now we got to punch this joke up Yeah, cuz see right now the only joke that would make sense is he got offended because the dollar had a smell to it You don't want that you know imagine the dollar smelled like George Washington I don't see you can't be like that tell you the one what is it getting the game? At the end we just we just need a final punch. So you don't want to start you gave him the dollar, right? You give him the dollar. He's offended now. He has to say something to you. He rings out the dollar. Oh He rings out He rings out the way now that how crazy do we want to get with this? I mean the craziest would be like he rings out the wap into his own hand and then starts beating off right in front of you Let's bring it back Listen Like that Andrew Guys can't talk like that only women can leave the party and making the style, you know JT from the city girls not JT young Miami one of them say Playing with me niggas like playing with my pussy playing with you niggas like playing with my pussy. Uh-huh. I don't even know what that means I don't think I don't think I recall I didn't get it You know you should ask them what the definition of broke means for them my way said what broke is Oh, you mean like what's the number? Yeah. Oh, okay. We're not done with it. What is our out Charlotte? We need it out for this. What is our punch out? He's got to say something to her then she has to have one more line and then we're out So he's got to say something to set her up to bury him. Maybe we should just turn this into a dramedy, bro Oh, we want to go real you want to go sad maybe maybe where we thinking he rings He rings the dollar dollar and then he says to her like yo, you know, truthfully Um, I was just trying to get some money because I'm rushing to the hospital and I'm about to run out of gas You know I'm saying my child is you know in the hospital right now And I'm trying to get there because she's in the ER, but I might run out of gas So, you know, I know you're trying to be funny with this dollar, but that's kind of disrespectful And then what you would have did tell her what you would have did didn't seriously What would you what you would have done if you'd have told you his child is in the hospital He's rushing to get to her his child has been in the accident. He's low on gas He's about to run out of gas. What you would have done then you could use my dollar to you could use Hold on You're gonna give Oh So you want to give him a ride no to the hospital with his dying Not there already, huh? Exactly trying to get there. He's he's making a living so he could pay for them hospital bills Okay, so boom the guy goes damn all you got is a dollar and then somebody in the car goes Because we all pull whap I need it. I don't know. I don't know if that was it. I'll be honest with you Shooters gotta shoot We average 30 a game, okay, son, we are proving all right, we tell her to the bench to the bench To the bench garbage minutes Positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. All right, Andrew. I mean, I positively brilliant gotta be whapped, right? Everybody's talking about it. We love it when girls talk about sex and the hotter the girls are The more we love it when they talk about sex simple as that whether it's a podcast whether it's a rap song Whatever you got to do if you're a hot chick if you want to talk about fucking you could be a millionaire If you are a hot chick willing to talk about fucking and you are not a millionaire something is wrong with you Simple as that. I Um, I I think I like whap because I like whap for all the reasons I like anything and for the reasons I've always loved something. I love things that a polarize it I love things that people love and I love people. I love things that people equally hate. Oh, who hates this? Yeah, um People that people that make a living off right and think pieces with no thought Ah The the the woke crowd that's so woke that they need to get some sleep because they so goddamn tired Okay, I got because Because here's my thing if you're a certain age like if you're like I'm 42 Yeah, if you're over the age of 40 and you're upset at WAP, you're really a hypocrite Cuz WAP to me is very tame based off all the music that I grew up on in the music I listen to whether it was little Kim saying I used to be scared of the dick that I throw lips to the shit Hand to lick like a real bitch had the hunt touch and a Jack man. I did something something take it in the butt Whoa, what? That's what she said exactly. So why is WAP? Kyle my neck my back like my pussy and my ass crack. Yeah, that's crazy What the fuck is why WAP is to what and I like what but WAP is tame compared to those records Megan and Cartier doing what they're supposed to do they're 20 something years old Those are the records that you should be making that 20 every time I'm on the gram I see women with they tongue out in the mirror, you know showing they shape having a good time twerking They just doing it on a million dollar level. What's the problem? Tell me the pushback. I don't understand any of the pushback I can't even fathom in this climate. It's not appropriate. Why what about this climate? Is it not appropriate? I don't know people ain't getting their dick suck This seems like the your shelter in place You might as well get your dick suck and if your girl doesn't do it, right? If she listens to WAP when Cardi B said hit the dangly thing the mud throw You know that part of the song. Yeah, yeah, all I thought about is like damn. She don't got her tonsils removed. That's not a tonsil That's a dangly thing in your throat. No tonsils of the shit's back here I You don't just snip that off dude No, that's the clip That's the clip a lot of women don't realize this that their clit is actually that dangly thing back there That's how women achieve orgasm if you're listening right now. I as a biologist biologists biologists neurologists As a gynecologist I'm all of them honestly the way the best way women can achieve orgasm is if the penis hits the dangly thing in the back Of the throat like Cardi B says that it might be something to that because when Cardi said it I saw a bunch of women agreeing that that's it preach And I'm and I'm not gonna lie In my day and by my day, I know you know, I'm not gonna put that out there All I'm gonna say is what I've seen women really enjoyed it. Hey now. What do you mean your day? I've seen women. I've seen women really enjoyed it. I've seen women Goddamn it. I've seen women You know I'm saying like You can find words to describe that Here I go here I go Just got to get fucking to it, but I've seen women do that I've seen women make sure that the penis absolutely hits the dangly thing in the back of their throat is what I'm here to say Yo, I guess they do that. I am I actually I actually Just heard something what she said women pretend you mean like when they gag they pretend We're gonna make them feel better, but I'm sorry if the guy has more they're gonna make them feel better by acting like they're gagging on it When it then why that is absolutely horrifying to hear Here I was here I was this whole time thinking I'm earning these hawk But in reality In reality, you're saying that girls could be faking the gags. Yeah So I mean did you know this? I know that you're single back in your ho-days Oh No, because well, yeah, I didn't know that I knew that about the thing that makes men better is when women just tell us the truth But I guess with dick size. There's no need to tell me the truth Yeah, cut out that true shit with dick size Satisfactory dick Go listen, I've heard stories of guys who are afraid to get head because their penis is so small That's a true free to get head because their penises are so small and that's so and they're so good at head Because they don't want to show off their oh, I believe that about every guy that says he loves eating pussy Is that they don't have big dicks? Yes, it's like dude guys who good at shooting usually aren't good at dribbling because you know I am a good vagina either I think I think you're not Worked at it. I've worked at it. I've read books on it the ultimate kiss I've studied this thing, you know, I really do know how to give good cungolingus and I have a pretty decent size Penis seven inches three fourth eight when it's warm out No few inches a girth now. Here's the thing. Did you start learning how to eat pussy after? that After what happened with your girl and like she hooked up with that guy with a bigger dick Remember she told you his dick was bigger. Were you like do I have to compensate do I have to compensate now with my tongue? because She got that hammer. I think that might have been around the same time But actually I started learning how to eat it well because a young lady told me I was trash at it Like straight up she told me I was trash at it So that's what made me go out there and become better at the cungolingus game And by the way, I hope that there's nobody listening to this podcast saying oh my god, they're being so explicit today Blames a wop. Yeah, all right Cardi B and Megan the stallion have raised a bar Sexually explicit talk is back at least for the week. I'm okay. I'm with you in that regard and I think it was needed I think it was needed bro. It's not only I don't even understand why people are really upset about this record because It's just a song. It's Entertainment like if you don't like it simply turn the goddamn radio off You don't have to go listen to it on title or apple or Spotify. There's so much other music out there What are people upset? What are people upset about what's gonna happen, right? I understand I understand back in a day Like if you listen to these like satanic rock music You're worried that they were gonna go like shoot up a fucking school or like shoot up a ball Or if you're listening to some super dark shit, you're gonna do some horrible thing You're gonna commit suicide. Whatever the worst case scenario if you listen to WAP is you suck dick better That's the worst thing that comes from this song. No, are you are you try to or you start going to the Are you start going to the doctor because you know, you realize you don't have that weapon You want to know why you have this a vaginal dryness So you think maybe it's a lot of people with that dap you think it's a lot of dry ass Bro, a lot of desert ass pussies out there complain about this song because they know what they're working with Bro, I'm not one to start any internet conspiracy theories. Hmm, but I think that a lot of people Vaginal drivers is that's my theory vaginal dryness is common in what what is it a common symptom of? Mark hey, hey mark that Dwayne Jesus Christ, all right Matter of fact, we could just bleep that because I don't think they'll figure it out That's a good mystery Vaginal dryness is a common symptom of what stress I Don't know old age Menopause boom Menopause old age Older women sitting back watching Cardi B and Megan the stallion Get it in and they get a little jealous and a little envious So they get online and under a fake page and throw out those Fake think pieces about how they're the worst thing that ever happened to music and how you know They're going to be what causes little young girls to be whores and thoughts and this and that You know what causes little young girls to be whores and thoughts when their dads aren't around Boom Okay, I went there badly influenced by their mothers because they see that from their mother You can you can pretty much Let your kids watch anything if you're the one instilling the proper values Inside of them already. Oh, you saw that post Duvall put up. What do you put so fire? It doesn't exactly relate to this by thing it does but it's a it life is about perspective You know kind of like continues that conversation we had last week But it's basically like so there's two twins right and they have this alcoholic father one goes on Oh, I saw that I did see that right one one of the twins goes on to be an alcoholic because he saw his father The other twin goes on to never drink alcohol. Why because he saw his father life is about perspective Right always you could see something your parents are doing and go wow That's normalized. I'm gonna do it or you could see some of your parents are doing and go wow I would never do that. You could do the exact same thing with a WAP video You could do the exact same thing with fucking everything stop acting like people are like such are these like They're not dogs, right? You can't just go sit and then people sit down. Yes Influence don't get me wrong and you have to be concerned with your influence I just don't think any the influence here is that bad suck dick better influence to do what though because here's the thing Megan and Cardi aren't in that video encouraging anybody to do anything It's just an entertaining video right watch it and you laugh what you're gonna do Norman these dances You probably do that what you're gonna do try to do a split like Megan a cardie Yeah, you'll probably do that You know me what you want to run around a nice little fun house Yeah, you probably do that have you walked down the hall like Kylie to open up a door Yeah, you probably do that But what is that video encouraging you to do hit like why do we think that you're gonna watch that video and I'm easily Immediately want to go hit the block and sell some pussy because here's the truth to the matter Mm-hmm. I love the city girls city girls lyrics are way filthy it in that really girls lyrics encourage you to do Way more than whatever Megan and Cardi are talking about in the WAP video But you know why y'all not attacking the city girls because the city girls aren't as popular right now Yes, I give this now now now the city girls gonna hit don't get me wrong if it wasn't the pandemic Coronavirus that album would be booming all throughout the clubs everywhere right now. Everybody would be on that album, but Being that they not as popping as Cardi and Megan, you know, you can't get no cloud off talking about them Oh, you know, you know, you can't get no cloud off saying you don't like what ain't nobody gonna retweet you Talking bad about what Megan? I mean talk about about the city girls right now. They will about what though Megan even say he goes she goes hello dudes was will scream slob on my knob Where for word and cry about WAP by a little boy. It's the truth though Lob on my knob like corn in the cop check it with me and do your job Come on, man. Put it in your mouth by Akanele all of that stuff. I think the beer I think the song is brilliant I think the video is brilliant because it's been damn near what five six days and we still talking about it And anything anything that leads to a bigger cultural conversation Which it did because it led to this whole conversation about music and the influence of music on young adults and people and you know That's those are good conversations. I'm not mad at it. I think that's what a great piece of art is supposed to do God bless What else did you see this week shows that you thought was a positively brilliant? Made you say what a fucking idiot. Oh, I don't know which I mean Do you think Kamala is gonna be the deep dive like where where do we get in on that? Because he go ahead. We can I just think it's so fun. You know, I think what a fucking idiot is There's this It's all the Democrats like the super left-wing super left Democrats not the moderates That are probably very happy with these choices, but the super left It's gonna be so funny to see them all start to like justify Biden and Kamala to people that they were vehemently against within the Democratic Party because they're like establishment politicians It is hilarious to see them all start to fold back into the oh, this is a perfect opportunity This is great. You know, there's that tweet going around. I can't verify it But like Sean King back in I think 2018 was like two people. I could not get that's accurate See he literally goes to people I cannot get behind or Joe Biden and Kamala Harris and then literally yesterday tweets out oh Kamala Harris We got to get behind her a black woman in the overall office and da da da da Come on, bro. Well, you know, um, I'm a person that's been on record supporting Kamala Harris Mm-hmm. I like Kamala Harris. I would tell and like I've always said I would tell people to do their research on Kamala Harris because what I would turn me on the Kamala Harris was back in 2015 When I started paying attention to the progressive stuff that I heard she was doing You know as a prosecutor and in particular the back on track program back on track program It took nonviolent offenders on a path to like new jobs and helped them rebuild within their communities and Even her stance on we that's why I never understood when Tulsi Gabbard came in her the way that she did because it was always kind of widely known that Kamala was a support of Like marijuana like she had weed cases that she would routinely Reduced the misdemeanors and weed possession cases weren't even on her dockets like she wouldn't even charge folks for that So I it's it's weird to me. It's actually a great Opinion piece that was written Yesterday by a public defender in San Francisco. My name is Nikki Solis And she spoke on Kamala being the most progressive DA in California and what was so interested about that article. She said I thought let me see if I can find this I can read Again, I wish I knew more about Kamala. I've just know that there have been people who are incredibly critical of her and Prosecutor what she said Nikki said I grappled with this idea of Defending a former prosecutor for a long time But I have to say what I feel is right the record just Set the record straight on Harris and the headline of the article is public defender I worked with Kamala Harris. She was the most progressive DA in California and she said that show They didn't see eye-to-eye on a lot of things, but she said for the most part She was a progressive prosecutor. I think and again, I need to look into Kamala more I'm sure there's plenty to be critical of but I'm sure there's plenty to be supportive of and I think it's actually a smart choice because they're going after the moderates the extreme left is never voting Trump They're either not gonna vote or they're gonna vote Democrat because that's what they do They're already locked in their ways. Everybody is fighting for the people in the middle and people in the middle who are Looking at riding in cities and going. Oh my god. I don't want any of that. I Own a home. I don't want anybody to throw You know bottles at my windows people who look at the kind of unrest that you see happening right now Regardless of how they feel about race or anything else They do want as Trump often says law and order and who better to deliver law and order to those people in the middle Then a fucking prosecutor Comfortable man, you know Trump keeps talking about the suburbs and the the boogeyman The dog whistles he's throwing out like oh black lives matter is gonna come to your house yada yada yada Let me tell you something I want to all you motherfuckers up You got 40 to 50 million people unemployed in these streets They don't come you living in these suburbs behind these gated communities You better go Google Tupac from the 90s when Tupac was talking about how when you got this country That isn't taking care of its people and you got the wealth gap so extreme And you got these people at the bottom and these people at the top But the people at the bottom can see what the people at the top are eating at first It's gonna start with knock knock knock. Hey, we're hungry. Could you please let us in they sing in a song next thing? You know, it's gonna be knock knock knock. Yo, man We fucking hungry could you please let us in next thing you know It's gonna be kicking down the door coming through blasting cuz y'all got all this motherfucking food and y'all ain't sharing that shit So America this ain't got nothing to do with race This got to do with money if you think for one second that black live matter protesters walking across your lawn is the problem wait until Fucking in a few in a few weeks when you start seeing motherfuckers jumping your gates because they know that's where the motherfucking money in the food at and Who better to tell black lives matter protestors specifically to not Go and break into gates or break into those communities. It ain't gonna be just black lives matter though Wait, I'm just saying let's say it is let's say it is. No, let's not say it. You just said it I Said poor people. I said 40 million I'm going off. I did it. I said 40 man. If I did I was wrong, but I said 40 million unemployed people I said it said I actually said it's not about race. I said it's about poor and rich Right, you're gonna have poor people jumping the gates of these communities, right to get into these motherfucking communities, right? By the way, I live in one of those communities The point I'm making has nothing to do with race In terms of the protest what I'm saying is let's say you did need somebody to condemn the black lives matter protest Now, I'm not saying that's the right thing to do I'm saying let's say if you're part of the government you're part of the establishment politicians and you need someone to condemn it You can't have Joe Biden the author of the crime bill the guy who's got sketchy racial past Be the one to condemn it, but you know what you might want to do You might want to have that prosecuted prosecutor. Who is a black woman condemn it because she's not gonna get way less smoke And she's gonna make way more people feel comfortable because he's not though. That's actually what made that's actually what was one of the We'll see really and no I was one of the really impressive things when everything was going on senator Harris was on the front lines Really talking people through these protests really talking about why these people are in the streets Why these people are out there doing what they're doing. She was doing a masterful Job at that actually like I the best thing that happened to senator Harris when she dropped out of the presidential race Because it's like from then It's like her star just rose that's what Maya Rudolph started spoofing her on SNL Right, and then he's protesting everything started happening George Floyd started happening and she started getting out front on on She was the only person I said this on the podcast She was the only person who answered the defunding the police question perfectly And didn't let Megan on the view catch her up they asked her does she believe in the funding the police and she said Why absolutely believe in taking resources from these bloated police budgets and putting them back in the communities and then Megan goes, but do you believe believe in the funding the police and she goes well Megan? What is the funding the police would mean to you? Because I just because I just you just asked me and I answered because she's smart enough to know Not to fall but that those words the police has become a trigger, you know It's like a gotcha it's like oh she really wants to abolish the police For sure she would she answered that question the best out of everybody that week I actually said that on every so program that I was on. Here's a question, right? I Think Biden. I think we all agree Biden is a corpse, right? There's no reason that he should be running. It's absolutely Pathetic, it's sad. I'm not voting for Joe Biden. It is sad. Yes, exactly I'm voting for Senator Kamala. Exactly and it's sad that the Democrats have even propped him up this long And they are thinking they're lucky stars that corona has happened so that he doesn't have to do any of these public speaking events Or he doesn't have to debate Trump. They're they're so lucky that this has happened And they'll probably want to extend this as far as it possibly can go as close as possibly can be for the election to protect him But when we're voting for the president, we really are voting for Kamala because I think they give Biden a year in there I think they give him a year and then he goes, honestly, I'm tired. It's hard for me. I'm too old for this. Kamala's gonna take over I Mean, I think he's out of there in a year So is Kamala are you ready to vote for Kamala as your president? I think that's the question you have to ask fuck Yeah, okay. I think Senator Harris should be on the top of the ticket now I thought that when she ran in the primaries. I mean, I was asked like you can Google it I was asked on like CBS or something. They asked me like if I had to vote right now Who would I vote for I said send it a Kamala Harris and I didn't know that was an endorsement, you know I could just ask they asked me if I had to vote right now, right would I vote for and I said her But yes, I think she's absolutely ready to run day one and that would be another smart thing for Joe Biden to do It'll be smart to Show us what your shadow cabinet might look like You know I'm saying reveal to us who else is gonna be around you Because I highly doubt you would just go see a Hawkeye movie just starting Hawkeye. I might But I love the Marvel characters with the Democrats don't have that kind of cashier with me But if you show me a Hawkeye movie and then you show me like well Captain America's in this too, right? You know I'm saying our Like Panthers in this to just even if it's just in the trailer for a second. I might go check it out, right? That's all I'm saying but um Yeah, I mean listen senator Harris to me is like is is kind of like the Cardian made Video and song okay Polarizing baby and I said this I said the reason she would be the best choice is because there's nobody else He could put on his ticket that would even move the needle, bro. I don't care if they love you or hate you Are they talking about you? Are you creating some type of energy? Do they have to pay attention to you, right? That's what senator Harris Brings to the ticket as far as marketing and promotion. Let's not act like it's not a goddamn part And Andrew, you know just as well as I do when you're promoting something you got to put something on the motherfucking flyer You got a promotion put something on the motherfucking bill that people want to see hmm Okay, are you are you gonna put seats in the stands with this motherfucking ticket, right? Yes, you will right and everybody else I don't know I can't I don't know anybody else that might have might have did it for him in this way Yeah, I don't know but I would also encourage people Go do your own research on senator Harris. I need to I need to look into I really don't know that much That's all yeah, that's all I don't listen to don't listen to the Twitter don't listen to Instagram Don't listen to YouTube don't listen to Trump supporters. Go do your own research. It's so it's so much stuff Her record. Sorry. Why are we even allowing? Joe Biden to run for president. Why is everybody okay with that? Like that is mind-boggling to me. We had Trump But that way about he doesn't have cognitive decline like I literally would rather I would rather let me let me really Get this right. Let me slice this thin here. I would rather a person who was sane and had their Their wherewithal whatever that term is Then a person who I disagree with on a lot of viewpoints than a person who didn't have their brain. I Think that Trump doesn't have cognitive decline, but you don't have cognitive anything when it comes to being a president. Yeah That's my only thing. I would still experience what so ever but think about it And it shows think about this who would you rather watch your kid, right? Someone who you disagreed with politically on things and even maybe Disagreed with on how to watch your kid or someone who had literally lost their mind Well, I'm not letting none of them watch my kids so we figured his pizza gate shit I don't even know why you said watch the kids. Are you are are you a Q and I don't know I'm just free. I'm just seeing all these goddamn pizza slices and people's comments and shit. Yeah Fuckers talking about pizza gate. I'm not letting none of these motherfuckers watch my kids and tell pizza gate Yeah, yeah, give you another I give you another fun fact. I'm not even gonna sit here and act like I Knew this the whole time. I learned this from the public defender the public defender Nikki Solis Said how Kamala Harris founded this coalition called the coalition to end the exploit exploitation of kids And she said Kamala spearheaded a task force to combat the human trafficking of young girls and that Kamala didn't Prosecute young girls for prostitution She recognized they were victims who needed treatment for trauma and not criminals who needed to be in jail And I read that I was like wow like that is one of those talking points that right now. I missed all this goddamn pizza That would stand out Because I see a lot of people Like really going after these politicians go and going after these people that they think are part of this secret Yeah society pedophile ring So if you see somebody who has a record for years not somebody that just started doing this shit somebody who has a record of for years Going against human traffickers and not you know prosecuting young women for prostitution and actually helping them to get trauma So they I mean helping them to heal they trauma that could go a long way, bro Yeah, so I'm saying yeah, that's what I tell everybody. I'll just do your research the senator Kamala has that's all That's all I ask. That's it. That's it. And listen make up your own mind Ain't nobody making you vote. I'm just telling you what I'm doing Yeah, I'm vote. I'm voting for senator Kamala And do you think people really have an understanding about like what da's and AGs do no They don't right no, I don't think I have one That's what I'm saying like I can't you could say all these things about Kamala Harris and her record I can't disagree with you because I don't know yet Next week I'll do a little deep dive. I'll figure some shit out, etc Then we can debate it, but I just don't know if one what you're saying is wrong I assume it's right if you're saying it, but two, I don't know if there's other information out there to dispute it I always heard her record, especially on like marijuana convictions was bad. I didn't realize which makes no sense Right, that's the that's like one of the biggest ones that I'm like how Like she's even on this marijuana board. I can't remember the name of this shit But she's been on this shit for a while like I don't know I don't know. I just I do know that you know because I saw somebody post yesterday They posted of a meme and it was Michael B. Jordan playing Oscar Grant in Fruitville station Mm-hmm, and I said if you watch this movie and you were sad This was the prosecutor who prosecuted And it was Senator Harris. Oh, it's not it's not even fucking true Senator Harris wasn't she's not even in that district You know I'm saying like she's not even in that district So how the fuck would she be to prosecute on that case that net like that never happened So it's just like yo people get all of this different information via social media and One person says something and then this person runs with it and they start mixing things up and crossing lines And it just gives it just gets really really bad. Now. How do you feel about her her white husband? Don't care. Let's go Oh By the way shows that's a good conversation I would like for her to have because she didn't get married to she was 50 What I'm right. Yeah, she got married in 2014 So I would like to know You know growing up in Oakland. She's going to Howard. I Don't I don't think so. Nah, she don't have no kids. No kids I don't know kids. No God kids, but she don't have kids But you know the interesting thing about that is like y'all would love to do Yeah, somebody needs to ask her why she waited so long. I'm not I'm not that's not a question I should ask. I'm a guy. Now. I asked her about her white husband before She said I fell in love. I just asked it. I was like, you know a lot of people Question you because you have a white husband and she was like I love I grew to love who I grew to love That's right. That's right Nothing you can do nothing you can do When that white fucking Dap comes through what is it? No, come on, it shows you better than this. Come on. Come on. That white-ass penis But you believe in me you kept on the alley Through the alley through it got the rebound he missed it. He threw it back to me. Fuck we want for the alley right back baby But I'm happy I I'm um It's gonna be interesting and by the way, nothing is guaranteed. Let's not act like this is a slam dunk victory in November Okay, nothing is motherfucking guaranteed people got to go out there and they got a vote. Yeah No, and it's gonna be a battle. It's really gonna be a battle. It's gonna be funny It's gonna be interesting to watch. I'm actually I will have to say what a fucking idiot to the Trump administration only because I Think I believe in them a little bit more when it comes to they petty and they social media tactics and how they attack people And they disappointed me yesterday. Yeah, it was weak. It was weak Like you literally First of all, I was I was impressed that they had a ad ready for senator Harris I think I knew they were gonna do that they threw two ads out there but the ads are Wack and I tell you why the ads are wack because the ads really Show why senator Harris is a tough motherfucker because the ads are about her attacking Joe Biden and Donald Trump said Senator Harris was so nasty and so disrespectful and I can't believe Joe Biden picked her bro That says that says a lot That I can call you on your shit and you still say man. That's a bad motherfucker. She need to be on our ticket You know what I'm saying and I thought it was whacked that Donald Trump Called her nasty and disrespectful for something he could use against Biden Hmm senator Harris was calling Joe Biden out for his racist segregationist busing policy, right Trump you've been pushing the line a little bit on Biden when it comes to how he talks about black people Yeah, why would you give that up? There's a I got to show you this this is my this is my favorite headline that I've seen because of course now all the headlines are coming back What is April 3rd 2019 Kamala Harris on Joe Biden's accusers. I believe them Now she's his Problem stop believing them Like you're not gonna still be is running a if you still believe him No, think about it like this cuz I cuz cuz Joe Biden actually um Put out a statement about that, right? This was that was an April when he said that cuz they were asking Joe They were asking her about Joe Biden's inappropriate touching they didn't ask him about the Tari shit I don't think the Tari shit was popping at that thing. It's gonna be wrong inappropriate touching and There's some people said like he's like trying to kiss him or something like that Yeah, and if I'm not mistaken Joe Biden put out a statement about that what he didn't deny it He just said he got to start giving he said he know the times are different and he got to give women more space or Some shit like that. Hold on. Let me find that. I read that. I read that quote before and that's what I was like Yeah, Joe Biden pledges to respect women's personal space and he kind of gave an apology. I guess it wasn't apology If I can pull that up, yo, I'm not asleep. Yeah, he said Joe He said Joe Biden is pledged to be more mindful about physical contact with women Hoping to draw a line under a controversy that is clouded his expected White House bid and Joe Oh, he said social norms are changing. I understand that and I've heard what these women are saying Yeah, and he's gonna be more mindful Yes, the way I've always been it's the way I try to show I care about them and I'm listening the boundaries of protecting personal space It's been reset. I understand it and I'll be much more mindful. So once again once again Kamala Harris speaking truth to power. I believe the women Joe Biden coming through to acknowledge. Yo, I was kind of foul Salute to you Kamala for not being afraid Y'all gotta listen. They got to come with some better shit man I'm serious this shit is kind of weak, bro They got to come with some better shit because I like the fact that Senator Harris stood on a debate stage and Pressed the motherfucker about why she was oppressed Why the fuck did you have these racist segregationist policies and I was one of those little girls? That's why I don't understand why Trump using that it like Trump You could have used that against Biden and and you you calling a woman nasty and disrespectful because she's questioning somebody about her own oppression Fuck out of here y'all this shit. I don't know man. I was disappointed. I've seen this. I've seen the Trump campaign come with some much better Shit you want some heat you want some heat? I mean I just to be something a little smarter like that wasn't smart That wasn't strategic man. Just wasn't I'm excited though if Trump does lose Imagine how funny it's gonna be when he like when they try and get him out the White House I just feel like he's gonna be crazy As you think's gonna happen If he was to lose I was be funny how to get him out because I feel like he wouldn't want it You're not gonna want to leave He can't wait to get out of that old-ass building. He lives in nice hotels and shit like that He don't want to be in that fuck. I've been seeing that in them, bro. What I miss seeing that in them Well, you don't want to be there. I don't think you wanted no more Like what anyone it's the worst job It's like the second you get hired half the country hates you the rest of the world Kind of hates you or at least is very critical of you unless you you know, I Guess do right by every single country instead of doing right by your own It's it's just the worst job. They tear apart your family tear apart your wife They make fun of your kid. They literally will make fun of your fucking child like it's just the worst It's the fucking way and let's say hypothetically speaking that he's doing this not because of ego Let's say he do it because he truly wants to help Let's say any president do it because they just want to help. Let's just say that obviously they all have insane egos And they're all sociopaths to a certain extent But like let's say you really are doing this because you want to help and then while being helped You're just getting torn to fuck apart every single day These people and he's not even getting paid and he's like don't pay me fuck that. That's why when you're a public servant It's not about you That's just the truth to the matter your public servant. It's not about you But it's also not about my family, bro It's not about my kid like like it's just some weird shit. I get it Like I'm gonna tell you what I thought was positively brilliant. Did you see the fucking trailer for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Like I don't know if you would call it a reboot, but it's somebody like it's a reimagining of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but it's a fucking drama No That shit looks fine. It's actually gonna happen. You're seeing that that came out like a year or two ago You're a liar came out long night. I saw the interview with Will Smith and the guy yesterday But is it real? No, he's been discussed that a long time ago. It came out. That's why I got this up Is it real though? No, it didn't yes, it did Came out I mean I saw it yesterday and when Will Smith actually interviewed the guy because They're now in production of it, but that trailer came out a year ago or so Oh, well, it's actually it looks amazing and the reason it looks amazing is because um, it's a drama Right because when you think about the Fresh Prince Like, you know, we laugh at the song like you a West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground Well, I've been most of my day. They're not laughing showing alcohol relaxing inside a pool But then a couple guys they were up to no good What was the up to no good they were up to Started making trouble in the neighborhood what you got in one little fight What did they get in the fight for it looked like it was over basketball? We don't know what they really don't know I'm not scared. Do you know how much trouble will Smith must have been getting in in Philadelphia for your mama to ship you all across Have all the on the other side of the fucking country Philadelphia to Bel Air. That's a good-ass point. Nobody must have been trying to kill you or something You know me like you must have really got into some shit. What do you think that he got She got that Maybe semi-wap though She probably had a boyfriend I was with the shit and the boy was like look I'm gonna tell you something that you're pussy good enough to defend you but not your son I can't help you son All right, you got fight his own battle, but you I ain't letting nobody hurt my wife. Nobody could hurt Keep this river running. Keep this river running. We're gonna keep this goddamn river running you hear me You know, you know, it's a shame bro You know how amazing and like passionate preachers are when they speak about God they speak about life. Yes, sir We need a preacher who like just breaks away from the congregation to just talk about pussy in that same way Like imagine that same cadence imagine that same direction imagine that same passion, but talking about WAP Bro, just think about that. This should be a deep death. 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Shots creates everything we do revolves around the vagina We create life through the vagina Life comes out of the vagina life goes in it We all work hard So we can have a little bit of change to take care of our vaginas Because in the words of jt and young miami broke niggas don't deserve no pussy You understand what i'm saying so when we talk about vagina When when you when you talk about it in disrespectful ways and you know you talk down on it and you talk about wanting to beat it up And you talk about how you don't love these these holes and you know bitches ain't shit all of that nonsense It's it's it's complete garbage We worship vaginas, but what if they want us to beat it up? Well, you try your best, but as taylor told us they lied to us. No, okay Is that not god Is god not a forgiving god is god not a forgiving god Come on now you put that little you put that little weapon somebody shows and you think you're doing something And she's just uh, uh, uh, uh instilling that confidence in you As only as only a faith in a higher power could only a god Would be that merciful and give you that kind of grace That is that's what that's what women need to start calling men with low penises. That's what they do to us They give us grace grace Yes That's grace. Yes, that is grace the vaginas god shows the vagina might be god Show me you have a really good like preacher. Like you had the face right everything. Yeah, you had the cadence going I kind of want you to keep talking about vagina keep talking. I would have been I would have been an amazing scammer I promise you Yes, if they listen and why scam I mean preacher if things If things that would all go right I had I had another backup plan Um, but now I'm I'll just be a pastor Really what what denomination? Huh What religion? Oh, I don't know how you said denomination. I was like, what the fuck is he asking me right now? I thought I started to start. I started to name the septicon. I thought I'd say optimus prime Megatron Yes, all I'm simply saying is I really do truly believe that I believe women And I and and and shoch isn't going to agree with me on this I believe women should are the closest thing we got to god on this planet, bro Interesting. Yeah, why won't I believe you on that? I don't know sexism. I mean, I am sexist But in the good ways What I'm in the good ways of sexist explain like I don't think you should have to protect yourself That's my job to protect you. Okay. That's very sexist Because I'm not looking at you going. Oh, you're capable of protecting yourself just as well as I'm capable of protecting you That is playing sexism Taylor, how you gonna say that as a black woman when all black women say all day long is how we don't protect y'all Yeah, no, but in a way know how he's explaining it. It is. Yeah, because at the end of the day sexism is hot Like women love sexism. No, like I don't ever let my girl Let me look up the definition before you Taylor. Do you want men to protect you or not Taylor? Do you want to protect you or not? I don't need all men to protect not all men, but your man. Should he protect you? Yes, okay Now see I don't agree with that. Taylor. What if you walk him by yourself? Uh-huh, right And some guy say two guys just jump you god forbid And it's just some dudes It's just some dudes sitting on a step watching you get beat up like that ain't my girl That's fucked up. They're not supposed to intervene. Now, you're right That's sexism the world Runs on sexism You think we're gonna watch we think we're gonna intervene if a dude's getting beat up we're gonna videotape it Dude's getting beat up Fuck out of here bro. It says sexism is prejudice stereotyping or discriminating typically against women. Yes on the basis of sex I discriminate on women on the basis of sex in terms of I will not allow you to fight for yourself I will fight for you. I will protect you. I will provide for you Now is that a stereotype though meaning that if a woman Is is getting into it with a man. All right, should I just assume she can't fight? Yes, exactly. No, you shouldn't All right, should I should I just assume she can't be the man? But yeah, that's true though. You are stronger than women though. Say it with your chest Say it with your chest because that seems sexist what you just said that was wild sexist right there sounds like we got something in common You gotta be specific Taylor you gotta say men are physically stronger Man Technically that's not true because with hey, I'm not gonna bring it out. Hey, bro. You know who's sexist God Why is that because he made us different? Why he make us different? Why he make us stronger? Why he make you guys emotionally stronger? He made us You ever had a kidney stone show say what you ever had a kidney stone. I don't believe in him I never had one either. I'm sure that uh Chris has had an infinity stone. Chris has had everything Everything that can be treated Chris has had Chris. Have you had a kidney stone? Is he there? Yeah, I had one How was the pain Chris because we I'm I'm prepared to argue it was bad as childbirth and it lasted two weeks That's I argue I have my wife beating that category. That's sexism. That's what I always hear men say they think kidney stones feel like childbirth How would a guy didn't know what childbirth is to even compare Well, I'm guilty then because that was unbelievable pain. What were you what were you saying? Like when you felt the pain like what kind of sounds are coming out I was on the floor throwing up. I I had to go to the hospital twice. You have contractions Whatever they were. I don't know but it was It's the same concept. It's something moving through a space that's too small for the space. Yeah, that's always the same thing Y'all know it's not a human ladies Yeah, it's saying It's not a human But i'm saying all that to say Women are designed to take a different level of pain Than men are because we can't even kidney you heard what chris said kidney stones took him out Nonetheless pushing out a whole human being. Yeah, you know what I mean? Different level. So yeah, so you guys are stronger in terms of your ability to take on pain Okay But that's sexism god made things like that. You got to allow sexism to be part of the culture Is it sexism or just the way a biological Country crush. Yeah, that's what it is Are you saying that's what sexism? That's what sexism is. It's built off of biology That's why we can't be against sexism Like when you try to act like men and women are the same you're gonna get a lot of trouble But if you just acknowledge that we deserve equal rights, you deserve equal opportunity You deserve everything a guy should have but we're also different Then everything's good Does it hurt when girls poop? Because I've never seen anything where a girl like you know how on movies or tv shows when You know our stomach hurts and we got to run to the toilet and yeah, I've never seen that with a woman It seemed like women just get it out quick No Depends what you eat sometimes Huh, I'm just trying to find some physical contrast We will not count. I've never been constipated before but like Whatever you eat it will it's gonna come out. Yeah, is it ever so much that sometimes it comes out of the vagina hole too? No That's not how it works I think I think that women I think that if we had to equate Strengths of men and women. I think that at the end of the madden rating We would all end up with 99s say again based off I said if we all had to equate our Strengths as men and women at the end of the madden rating. We would all end up at 99 just based off All of the different things like physical emotional mental spiritual nurturing whatever it is I think we're all in there 99. Maybe it's not that we end up at 99 But maybe it's like we got you know We have like uh 80 points to go around And sometimes we have more points in like the strength category They have more points and like the emotional category like it's just but at the same We all get 80 when you say emotional because men are definitely emotional. No, it's not that we're not emotional I think that women have a more complex emotional spectrum. Okay, so like you feel more things We feel less things and we feel them way greater So where women feel a million different things on a million different levels Men feel angry happy sad Hungry hold on Men feel the emotions that society tells us we're allowed to feel exactly Until until we do the work on ourselves that allow ourselves to feel all of these other emotions I think a lot of women feel those emotions already naturally. Yes, you know, you know, women will say things like oh, won't you open up? Yes, more vulnerable society tells me we ain't supposed to do that. Yeah, right So then our emotional reactions are only shown when they hit the extremes and we can't bother them up anymore Whereas women women are allowed and rewarded for having these Uh, you know lesser emotional out not even outburst is the word but like they're just like, yeah I'm just feeling a little grumpy today. You're just allowed to feel that way where guys we just gotta be like, no, I'm good Stiff upper upper lip. Let's go. Absolutely. Let me ask you a question. So when you That's sexism. I was gonna say and it should be the term of like, oh That woman's acting like a man if she acts or is her emotional state is not with a typical No, we don't say women are like a man. No, you guys never said that when we call you crazy It's because we're judging you based on a man's A man's emotional spectrum. So if you're behavior, for example, if I go, yo, you're acting crazy I'm saying that As if one of my boys acted like you because I would call him crazy if he was acting the way you were acting That's what crazy is whenever men call a woman crazy Though like I've been called Oh tail acts like a guy because I'm not As per se soft or like I'm not as emotional or that's refreshing. I like that kind of stuff But maybe a lot of guys don't like that though. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't like to do that either. I don't like to do that with men or women I don't like to say somebody's acting like a guy. I don't like to say somebody's acting like a girl And I don't like I don't like calling people pussy because calling them pussy is calling them god And why would you call them something that you actually enjoy? You understand what I'm saying and I hate what I hate when I hear women call guys bitches Because it's like what are you saying? Yeah, you calling them yourself I'm saying yeah, like when you like Taylor tell me when you call a man a bitch. What do you mean by that? I guess I'm not insulting myself come on a bitch, but um Yo, what do you mean? But I want to hear it kind of I could see so he's going to contradict yourself and it's fine I'm not gonna Go go go. No, but I know when usually when women call a man a bitch. It's like they're they're soft and like they're being a punk All traits sadly that some people label on women especially the soft part Not the punk part but per se, but the soft part So you're using you're using the worst version of yourself And you're calling it to someone else. Yeah when I call someone a pussy or when I call someone a bitch I'm not talking them. I'm not talking to them as someone who's being a woman I'm calling them. I'm saying you're acting as if you get entered You're acting like you get penetrated. Yeah, like you're acting in a way No, it's the same thing. I'm gonna be honest. I have to I would have to uh Yeah, every time I've done that in my life It's been wrong because like what do you call a person the p word or the b word or even say stop Like a girl like we do that and it's that is very insulting to women because I'm gonna be totally honest with you I know some women that is harder than all you niggas, right? I mean, it's just the truth to the matter. I'm just I've I've always had more women around me than guys and it's only because Women have shown shown need to be more tougher. Hmm and more logical Now now I ain't talking about toughness when it's a physical altercation time in the fight I'm just talking about the the rigorous Shit that you got to deal with in everyday life on an emotional mental spiritual level Only women gonna help you get through that telling that right fucking that Especially black women. That's just the truth to the matter. I I am who I am right now because of My mother and my grandmother and my my my father Definitely assisted in that process But a lot of the negative things that he instilled in me, right the the man things my mother and my grandmother absolutely balanced out If that makes sense You know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know what my I don't know what my mind state would be if I only listen to My father because I mean I love my pops, but he just was a nigga in a real way Right, you know, you know, I'm saying like my father's the type of person We'd be sitting around and three's company will come on and my daddy say look at that maggot But he didn't say maggot You're living with them two goddamn women and they're doing nothing That's the kind of stuff that seeps into your brain as a young child until you have a woman The divine feminine, right who can say no, that's not How you should be talking about people. Yo, that's not how you should be talking to people Is that where like sexual harassment comes from? Is that the seed of it? Where like He's upset because that guy's living with two girls and he's not trying to fuck neither one of them, right? And then you hear that and you're like, oh shit if I don't constantly try to fuck girls people will think i'm gay And now anytime a girl walks around or she's cute or a girl's walking down the street or a girl drives by Whatever now you're like, I gotta hit on this girl or else people around me will think i'm gay That's a great statement But you led with sexual harassment. So I will say no All right, I don't know why you let sexual harassment. What do you call it street harassment? Cat calling cat calling Yes, but but what you're saying is true the the The constant trying to prove that you are a man Yes, that's what your taught men do sleep with a bunch of women Highlight a bunch of women be a pussyhound. Yeah, right. That's what you're taught So yes, that is instilled in you by usually your father or uncles or older people in your life Like that's just the truth to the man I tell y'all this story all the time when I confronted my father about cheating my father looked me dead in my eyes and said to me Oh, you only got one girlfriend One day one day you're gonna understand. So in my mind, I'm like, I'm I'm supposed to have a whole bunch of girls One's too close to none, bro I was I've always been like a faithful dude that could be with one woman You know what I'm saying? So yes If I'm out here cheating and creeping whatever it's because my daddy instilled Something in me that was wrong. I was broken Yeah, I was a broken little boy You know what I'm saying? I was a broken little boy and that's why I had to go do the work on myself You know I'm saying I had a lot of trouble Can you tell I've said this before in front of y'all? I think so when I got caught. Yeah It's just an interesting expectation to be upheld Right, it's like it is being a man is hard, bro fight for your masculinity. It's exhausting Like it's exhausting fight for your masculinity every second I don't have that look how unseated like clearly I don't feel like I have to fight for my masculinity every second Okay, I've got my balls stuck between my legs and my dick on top. It's I feel like I had to fight for my masculinity I don't feel like I have to but I also haven't had the same experience as other people have grown up So I now it resonates with me more like the people who constantly would just be like hitting on every single girl They saw it was like, oh you are fighting for your reputation You're fighting for your masculinity in a lot of ways. It's not even about the girl It's about yourself. So you're Cat calling this girl is always usually with their other friends. Yeah, so your your friends think you're somebody Not so you could be with this girl So when she rejects you don't be upset because it never was about you getting with her in the first place Yeah, it's about your ego, but that's why we always say men Lead with ego on all these issues our ego says we have to fuck a bunch of women our ego says We can't be faithful to one girl. You know what I'm saying like yo Come on. We used to give guys shit back in the day when they only had one girlfriend We never did that Well, I mean, but you know what I've always said shows the true story I've always said you've always been a good example because when I've seen you with your woman That was the one woman you was with. That's right. It's my mind. This is you know, this He's still faithful now, but I'm talking about the conversations. We're talking about it eight nine years ago No When I used to live When I used to live for an out-of-town shoot Where we going? I am so glad I grew up Because I had a lot of work in them screech, you hear me I had a lot of work in them screech. I was a I was a wild boy Now that's good to get that out Good to get that out the system. It was all ego. I'm telling it was all ego. It was me Um coming into This new version of the idea of me being To try on the fucking cape brah you the superhero you want to try it out I never been this version of charlamagne five six years ago tv and Breakfast club booming, you know, I stand like and and as a wise man told me one time a superhero going to test out It's too about uh-huh. It's like a girl gets a girl gets a boob job. She's gonna wear some crop shirts She just wants to see how them things operate in the real world. She wants to see what she's gonna get She wants to see if she goes to the night club, you know, and you don't blame her This is what it is A little deeper like, you know, you you're a young black man Who grew up on a dirt road in monks corner, South Carolina? and um You get to a certain position and now these women that you either grew up Looking at in king magazine or watching on tv. Speak on it. Maybe on tv now, whatever it is talk about it Blue checks. You got that blue check box. Hey, they been hearing about me talk about this little seven inch three fourth Eight when it's warm out. Oh, august comes. They won't see what it's about I'm saying They want to test my gangster you out here on the you on the radio talking about sucking farts out of women's ass as well Let's see about it They want to see what's up. They want to see if i'm really about that shit. I'm kicking on the goddamn radio They got a dangly thing in their throat charlamagne They need that shit moved out the way that's all i'm saying So yes, it was a wild time by eight nine years ago, but it was all driven by ego And the best decision I ever made in my life was 2016 october 2016 when I said i'ma grow up And stop being a little ass boy and start being a motherfucking man and be a real father and and real real husband Okay, and my life has been amazing ever since now I want you all to really think about this and i'm not even fucking joking. Yo Go back and look at old pictures to me y'all give dr. Sandy a lot of credit And dr. Sandy deserves a lot of credit, but one of the things dr. Sandy instilled in me was lifestyle I stopped all that drinking all that that that smoking You know all that staying up all night eating bad You know sleeping with a bunch of different women those dark blotches used to see in my face. Yeah That was just guilt Henry and regret Okay, that's that's that you get those blotches in your face when you ain't living right when you out here doing wrong by your girl Every time I cheated on my wife a little patch got darker You know I'm saying so if you ever thought I was out here looking like a bruise banana or a bruise eggplant That is the reason why but boy when I changed my lifestyle cleared up and and stopped leading leading with ego and i'm in i'm in Am I not glowing? Wow You might be glowing bro. Am I not going? Come on. Look at the glow. No, it's true, dude I didn't see the glow on top of your head Yeah, honestly the lights are reflecting off the top of your head. You have like a little halo thing going It's amazing. God know. God know what i'm doing. Listen. God knows what we're all doing. Oh, you hear me? Yeah, he knows he or she knows what we're all doing. 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Just wondering what america without prejudice or systematic racism would actually look like But one race rise is dominant. I think that it would be sort of like it is now Um, where different races would thrive in different fields um, but it would be very competitive because You know, we don't know if Certain races make Great doctors, you know, you got all these stereotypes. Oh, this race makes great lawyers This race makes great doctors. This race makes great basketball players We don't know because I think a lot of times based on your race you gravitate towards certain things You know what I mean? It might be some fire asian rappers out there jane may not be the only one Yeah, you know what i'm saying it might be some it might be a lot of amazing uh Italian basketball player. I don't know. You know what I mean? It might be some great I'm sure it is great black lords, but i'm just simply saying we gravitate towards certain things based off what our race is so I think it would be very competitive, but I think um I think you would you'd you'd be surprised at what people could do Yeah, opportunity. Yeah, I think people always find a way to like create hierarchies to like make themselves feel better without doing anything Because that's all hierarchies are right. It's just like how do I give myself status without working for it? Oh, I have blue eyes and blue eyes are the best. Why are they the best? You go to countries where everybody has blue eyes and they like brown hair and brown eyes because that's what's unique You know, so it's like people always find different ways to create hierarchies What I think what would happen is maybe those hierarchies wouldn't wouldn't be like racially specific Maybe it'd be about religion or like maybe be dicks, you know, it would definitely be big dick It would definitely be dick size bro. I promise you yo, but even in history Now you didn't see that there are times in history where I think it was like greek history or roman history I forget you could look it up at like where they They tricked everybody into thinking big dicks were um gross and they were like animalistic And it was their way of like fighting back against big dicks So the people in charge tricked all the women into wanting little dicks And that's why those greek statues all got those tiny little dicks Where'd it go? I'm like me yo chris chris, you know, shit How are you just telling me this and you know story? I have a story Yo chris, how are you just telling me this and you know, I have a phobia about big dick. Yo chris. No I know you would have been the first one. You've been the first one. Yeah, get them big dick animals I've been leading this tribe. But yeah, get all these big dick motherfuckers. Is it greek or roman? What is it chris? Greek it's greek, right and and break it down exactly. There's a racial component, isn't there? Yes, they're egyptian teachers I don't know about that, but I know that in the in the artwork they they specifically tried to celebrate smaller men in that regard It wasn't the case in roman And uh, you know the great the greeks obviously had a very liberal attitude towards homosexuality too, so So, you know, I think maybe that was part of it. I don't know What a fucking waste of stone I mean god damn nobody appreciates little dicks not even on a nice statue. You should have been a greece, bro greece They love in little dicks out there dogs. I don't know. I don't have a little dick Say what had a big clearly I would have had a big one in greece. You would have a big old greek dick, bro That's what you got to do. It's like Not for real, bro No, bro, you get that chicken suvlaki dog That chicken suvlaki, that's what you need to get. I got that bald dick, that big old greek dick Yeah, they call you the greek freak, bro I'm gonna start calling myself that around the house Baby, I need you to call me baldi from that one. The fuck you mean baldi big old greek dick Get that dick bald down in your pussy Oh my gosh I have to get a tow truck to pull this dick out when I bog it down in that dick of yours What is happening? What's going on? Yo, what's really going on? Charlotte just blacked out, bro Charlotte really just blacked out. He started thinking about pussy. He got lost in that shit. He turned 13 again Because pussy is god. That's it Pagina is god. All right. Women are god. Go Taylor. Go. All right. Next question Big old bald, big old dick Baldi, deep in that dick, gotta get a tugboat to that shit out Oh my gosh This guy's crazy He said this guy's crazy. I'm the crazy one. You are crazy, man I'm gonna switch gear. Well, maybe not Oh, what oh what it's christmas time saw off this dick put it in the middle of the time square Now you've got your christmas tree in the town square with this big old dick I That's how they talk in the old days too Got this big old goddamn christmas tree dicks. All right, you think them balls the man balls them gifts Let them gifts girl. Let them gifts under this big old christmas tree Oh Hey, those ain't those ain't balls those ornaments on that goddamn christmas tree You see them goddamn ornaments under that goddamn christmas tree now It's in the middle of the summer. I'm up. I can talk about christmas Pull this dick out pull this dick out the middle of the summer talking this way now. Come on now I don't act like you don't like this christmas tree now. You see them ornaments now Why is it always gotta go to the country? You see them ornaments now. Come on now. Go on and be the angel and get on top of this tree I'm gonna go to a country. I said too What is going what's even going on? Oh my god Come on Taylor. Give us another one. All right. Give us another christmas before we get right back into this Hey, hey the reception for the Reception for the tv isn't working honey. Can you fix it? Hey, come on now You want me to bring my remote over there to change the channel? Did you say tv? You want me to bring this goddamn optimal remote over there to change the goddamn channel? Now come on now. You got to press the buttons now Come on now press the button That little part right under there. That's the netflix button touch that Touch that now i'ma come on Oh, you saying come on What you trying to turn on Can't turn on nothing can't turn on this tv without this goddamn remote now Oh my god All right Cal this from calvin underscore knocks 92 What new industry will pop up from this or what industry will look vastly different after covet? Hmm I don't know if it's a new industry, but uh, you're going to see A lot of variations of the audio business. Hmm a lot, you know, um Because I think that the kind of content that we're producing like whether it's podcast Uh, I think that there's going to be you know scripted audio content which already exists I think it's just going to be a lot more of that because I think that we showed You know through a pandemic. This is this is what people want. They want information. They want Companions, it's like it's like same thing with radio like radio has always been people's companion people get in the car And they turn breakfast club on in the morning or they turn Angie martinez in the afternoon or dale hughley in the afternoon because they have a companion that they can ride with I think it's the same thing with podcast. Yo, let me go see what shawl and sho is doing I'm on my ride home. I feel like i'm with them. I feel like i'm kicking it with them So now I think it's about uh storytelling. I think you're going to see a lot more storytelling In the audio space. You know what I mean? That's that's that's that's what I think that's how yeah, I agree man I think that sounds right just more like uh kind of advanced Scripted higher production podcast probably But also now this instance we're at home. I think there's this great opportunity to do visual I think you see like all these podcasts that don't have a visual aspect I think a lot of them are like, yo, let's just cook up some some video for this because we're not doing nothing Anyway, we might as well, but yeah, I see that for sure What else? 589 says what's the song that brings you closest to tears? I don't know but whatever charlotte was just doing with that sudden character Brought me very close to I don't even know how we started that. Oh, yeah I got a song that'll bring you close to tears Put it put it in your goddamn mouth by a cannelly because when I put this goddamn christmas tree in your mouth And hit that little dangly thing in the back of your throat You're gonna start gagging and your eyes are gonna start watering and you're gonna cry You're gonna cry goddamn. All right, put it in your mouth by a cannelly. That's that's the song that brings tears to my Tears of joy though tears of joy, right? Tears of goddamn joy Here's the joy because I'm glad I got the kind of bog deep that motherfucking brings tears to a woman's eyes Because I can touch that little dangly thing in the back of your motherfucking throat Okay And and charlotte that's exactly how a woman talked to you when you got a little dick and you talking to her like that You feel that bog deep, don't you you feel that bog deep, don't you? Okay Okay, yeah, yeah sure sure whatever you say. Yeah bog deep bog deep What a bog deep I think it's balls deep You're saying what I'm saying bog deep big ol greek dick That's the fuck I'm saying bog deep. All right, I know what I'm saying bog deep First of all balls deep has always been the stupidest thing ever Ain't nobody in the history of the world ever put their balls in a vagina Don't disrespect god like that. You go up to the balls You put the dick all the way to the balls. I know that's how everybody fucks is you go all the way to the balls Like why are we acting like that's hard to do exactly? What if you got a two inch penis balls deep? You still balls deep. That's no bragging balls. Yo, I went balls deep on her last night We'll be fire if you're like, yo, I just went head I went head deep on her bro I and then it filled up I filled the whole thing up head deep that is big dick All right, because there's so much left after you put just the tip in yeah You don't think you don't know what I'm talking about Like, you know when you put like a like a thimble on your finger. So you a sewing needle like You know that little monopoly thing Hey, man, I just want to tell y'all that this episode was brought to you by wop So, uh, any sexual explicit explicitiveness that you heard in this episode Blame cardi B and make the stallion. Okay, I want to be I want to be as sexually free as cardi B And make the goddamn stallion and I'm gonna tell you something man. So lute to make the stallion Uh calling out here calling men bottom feeders I think that's a very derogatory term for an ass eater. Why and um, I think it's a slur I'd love them feeder of the slur But I'm gonna tell you something I ate so much goddamn ass on saturday I'm not even gonna lie to you bro Talk to me about it I was just eating I was just I just I don't know it was just something about Even though she called us a bottom feeder It was just something about hearing that and a record that kind of just like Empowered me You know I'm saying when Megan was like if he eat my ass, he's a bottom feeder Like there you you like it enough to give it a name Even if you think it's a derogatory name or a slur Still a name. Like yo, that's what's up. You know I'm saying because we we call ourselves team eat a booty game You know, I mean, I hope that you brothers out there eating your wife booties. I don't know what to tell you I'm not doing that shit, but you're not married yet. You're right You know I'm saying once you get that ring put that ring you got to get that ring around ass That's all I'm saying So it's just like yo if you if you gonna be a bottom feeder be a bottom feeder with your wife and um Um Yeah, I ate a lot of ass this weekend bro. I'm not gonna lie to you. What'd you guys have for dinner friday? It was saturday saturday was no, but I want to know friday because that's what you're gonna taste on saturday No, yeah 16 hour digestin cycle. So whatever you had friday You were tasting saturday. I don't know what it tastes like, but I know that it's intoxicating Really and um, oh, yeah You love some ass I can smell it right now. Oh my god. Remember when they used to call you boonky nose Boonky nose Technically, aren't you that now since you're, you know what else they used to call me boonky dick Okay, they used to say they used to say hey they used to call me boonky nose and snuffle off against today We'll say hey boonky nose show me that snuffle off against dick That's what they used to say to me and I'll be like shit big bird. What's the word? The podcast right now As always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant You're absolutely right if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots You don't know shit. You're right too. It's the brilliant in this podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace out