 Apparently the last time I made one of these videos, I titled them, please stop sending me things. And in the video I said, hey, I love all these big, fancy, awesome gifts that I'll keep sending. And then I keep having a giveaway, because I already have all of it. So how about we just, yeah, scale it back to some nice letters and fan mails, pictures of my face, that kind of stuff. Well, you guys decided to, yeah, not listen, and send just as much as normal, but also, this is literally the biggest thing I've ever been sent. Look at this thing. I sent Kim to the post office to pick it up for me, because I didn't know that she wasn't even going to be able to carry it to the car. I mean, okay, obviously, I love it, and I love you guys, and I'm excited to once again open things. Please stop. Although I will say, since the last one of these videos, I have had more requests to do another one of these than I've ever had. It's not you getting the stuff. It's me. Why do you like watching them so much? Thank you all so friggin much, if you're new here, slap that like button and hit a flip on that subscribe button. Thanks to Kimberly Toon, the newest, hottest, freshest YouTuber to hit the scene for filming this intro. Now you can lap that camera up on there, and we can get started. Before we begin, I do have some solemn, sad news reoccurring reviewers of this YouTube station. We'll know before I unbox any of these things in videos. I usually start by cracking open a fresh beverage and an energy drink of some variety. However, that will not be happening anymore. We got the G Fuel sponsorship, baby! Kim's looking at me like, I'm crazy. It's an unboxing video, so I'm not going to really get sponsored by this right now. It's an ongoing thing. If you want 30% off your G Fuel, which is a lot, by the way, you can use code beat them up to check out. But I'm not really doing the whole shebang right now. I just need energy. So I need something to help me get through it. And the energy that G Fuel provides me will get me through this video as it can get you through day to day life. Workout. So why have you blood orange? The smoothest of the G Fuel flavors. My arms are sweaty and the lights are heavy. All right, this one is from one. One? No, that's wrong. Well, there is that. We have Secure Game Case Zelda Edition and the Adventurers Edition. Do I have the Adventurers Edition of this? Is that just standard? I've never actually noticed those words above it. Yeez, one of my favorite Switch games. It might be a version I don't have. Well, I for sure didn't have these sweet collectors items. My name is Wong. I live in Mount Pleasant, which is two hours east of Dallas. Mount Pleasant, that sounds like a nice place to live. Some would say Pleasant. I sent you some stuff since you love Zelda much like myself. I'm going to be a great addition to every growing collection. I bought two of these. Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Thank you so much. I love you and I appreciate you. Also, I don't need both of these and Kim, you don't have any of these. So which one do you want? There you go. That hit her in the face. What's in that? You have to stick around to the end of the video to find out. Smash like. Leave a comment right now. You got time. Reminded me of Bayonetta Box. I hope. I hope to sweet mother Mary that this is from Steven. So I actually reached out to Twitter a while back to figure out how I could get the Astral Chain Collectors Edition thingy Majigui from Japan because I literally saw a photo of it online but couldn't find where to buy it. So Steven found out how to do it and helped me actually buy one of these. All the notes said was this reminded me of the Bayonetta Box, which is exactly the conversation that I had with Steven. So I'm really hoping that he forgot we said that already and added that. Otherwise, I might end up getting two of those in this video and I'm really hoping not. But thank you, Steven. How are you guys doing up there? Doing good? Cool. I usually don't do this with an audience. I usually wait till Kim's not here to film these videos. In case I get all emotional, I don't want to seeing it. So I've got a brave man face on today. Oh no. Oh wait. Oh no, it's supposed to be dented. For a second, I thought maybe it was a troll gift and it was covered in poop. It might still be. It's Blazing Chrome. It's a Switch game that released recently. I'm assuming that this is like promo material for it and I'm not going to find a poop inside our USB wallet. Oh, it comes with a little bit of Hapababa. It's a bubblegum with a tattoo in it. Actually, that used to be my favorite candy when I was a kid, legit. I used to do the Tencent little cranks that come out with a little gum that you chew and it tastes horrible. But you get a little tattoo and slap it on your arm and you look cool for a day or like half a day, you'd rub it off. Soldier, you're about to enter the final fight of humanity. Well, I'm not prepared. So once again, I actually had a video game company dev team send me a little gift, which the last video I did of these was like the first time that's happened. Now it's happening again. This is really cool. More Hapababa. Kim, here you go. Oh, that's really cool. It's personalized. Thank you so much. I'm going to put this around my neck. Yeah, I don't know if Gravity Ghost Deluxe Edition is what's going to be in here, but I'm most certainly assuming so. And yes, it is. Look at that. We have Gravity Ghost Deluxe Edition on PlayStation 4. It looks like something Kim would really enjoy not saying I wouldn't, but immediately this screams Kim to me. What do we have here? Oh, man, I want to get him out so bad. They gave us like little arts and craft things, like little potions. There's a little guy inside. There's a baby one. Those would look really nice in like the backdrop of something or someone's set. Oh, and a lollipop. You see that? It's like a two toned lollipop. And then a book and some postcards and photos. And that one's really creepy, but cool at the same time. Thank you, Gravity Ghost. Appreciate you. Another USB. I'm going to be USB-ing all over the place after this video. Each card is an amiibo. Oh, what? OK, I know you guys can't see in this yet, but I can feel the weight to it. These are amiibos. Wow, they've manually glued the pictures of every single wow. So is this every amiibo? How many amiibos are there? This one even says what you get in Zelda when you use it. That is amazing. It's like that thing where you like want to see the picture of my loved ones. These are all the things I care about in the world. Hi, I'm Dakota, and I've been enjoying all your videos for a few months now and have been subscribed for a little over a month. Took you two months to subscribe. I challenge you to one more full Breath of the Wild playthrough, exploiting these amiibo to get all the sets of armor. I really, really, really wanted to play through that game again. And I want to do it before the new one comes out, but time, time, time. Thank you so much, Dakota. Those are amazing. You know, surprisingly, I don't have this yet. Drinking glass, journal, Triforce plush. I've been putting off getting this, so thank you so much. I love your channel and I hope you and Kim and the kitties. I love you, Kim and the kitties. I hope you don't have this yet. Also, the Yoshi slippers are for Kim. Wait, what? I guess they came in another box. Thank you so much, Sammy. I sat in my last video to, like, move these things along. I probably won't open, um, letters. And I'll read them in my own time. I actually did that the other day. I sat down at that table down there and I was reading all my letters. However, this one feels like it has something inside. It's a little leg of me. Wow, that's amazing. Oh, and it's a little paper me and it's Rocket League. Less cool because it's not me, but still cool. Smash, logo, Joy-Cons, more Rocket League goodness, Collectors Edition print. Started watching your videos before I had a switch from Jamie. Thank you so much, Jamie. This is the coolest. It's me, it's like, oh, thank you so much. All right, this one's really thick. It's us. It's you and it's me. That's so nice. This is the second time I've sent you something. The first thing was the Smash Ultimate Notebook, which is right there. You think I'm lying. You seem to like the little link I drew on the note, so I thought I'd do something a little bit more ambitious than a doodle. Yes, that's Aussie slang. Yeah, you don't need to tell me what that's slang for. It took me four days to complete. My Twitter is at Seb does art in case you or anyone watching would like to see more. That's amazing. This is a mess. Usually I position this differently. If you know around here, this isn't how I usually do things, okay? We have something for Kim. It's a Yoshi backpack. Oh, that is so cool. Go on, take your lunch to school, throw your pencils in there, do some penciling. How does it change color? Oh, there's a light in the nub part. You know, I actually don't have this Wii U game. Oh, look, now you can keep the change in a Yoshi little thing and put it in your Yoshi bag. And then look, a bunch of things from Octopoth Traveler. It's been so long since I played the game already forgetting names, but Ophelia. Oh, thank you so much. And a Yoshi egg from Uma. The bag is for Kim. Thank you, Uma. You know what, to speed this along, I'm gonna do a Toofa. This is how good I'm getting at unboxing things. Give away time. I got Kim making the same faces me. Hi, word. By the way, I'm not actually one of your Patreon, so that's why no one has told you who I am because they also don't know who CardTroll is. The plot thickens. That's the first time I haven't been mad at a CardTroll gift because that actually does stir the pot. I naturally assumed it was a Patreon and everyone was either involved or someone was involved. So now I don't have any idea who CardTroll is. Thank you. I do have this though. Hi, word. This is just a small token of my appreciation for everything you do, Jesse Dickens. I actually have an SD card in my Switch already. Kim doesn't. So you can either use this one or we can keep this one nice and sealed because it's Zelda and I'll give you another one. Either way, it's gonna come in handy. Thank you, Jesse. Oh man, I have this one too. Hi, word, enjoy or sell or give away your CardTroll. CardTroll, I love you. Ooh, what is this? That wasn't a bad ooh. This was a surprised ooh. Speech breakers. It's like a game, like not a video game, like a game that you play with people. Can two people play? Cause we don't have any friends, four to 10. We can't play it. Our neighbors liked us for a while. Now that I don't talk to us anymore. Hi, word, I love the videos. I literally sat and watched them all. This game makes me laugh. Hopefully it will, you two. Wouldn't try to film an episode talking into it. Wouldn't try to film. You wouldn't, I would. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Oi, shut the fuck up. Thank you. Oh, it's a Zelda mug that like, when you pour in hot stuff, pictures come up on the things. That's really cool. I sincerely hope you don't have this already. Thank you, Amanda. I don't have this yet and I'm definitely gonna drink out of that in the morning. This box was shipped perfectly. Thankfully, I don't think it matters because it's a stuffy, it's a crocheted little deku. Oh, wow. That is literally the fanciest letter I've ever been sent. What's in here? It even has like a little seal. Loose, oh, I broke the seal. I gave up trying to be nice with that letter. I broke the seal, I broke the seal. Oh, wow. Someone's way too talented to be watching my content. I can say that right now. Dearwood. Dearwood. After watching your videos for about two months now, I decided it was finally time to write you this letter to say thank you. I love your positivity and I always get excited like a child on Christmas whenever there's new content. Now, there's like two pages. I'll read it all later. Simon! What if it was our Simon, like somehow our cat? No, he'd never be that nice. No, he would not be that nice. We can put this on our little wall of stuffed toys in the bedroom. But then I anticipated. I don't know what this is at all. It's a Switch Collectors edition for something I've never seen before. Chronicun and Odalis, I believe? I'm legitimately baffled. It's literally not every day that I see a game on Switch that I haven't seen before. Thank you so much. I will always take a Collectors edition on Switch that I don't already have. I did the classic beat'em ups thing and didn't look for a name. Vincent! Oh, it's Vincent again. Last video, Vincent sent something. This one's from Steve. I sent you all my old teeth. I thought tomatoes were cheap. I thought you might like to know about my local grocery's cheap tomatoes. This feels like a medallion. San Francisco. I don't know what this is. Is there gonna be anthrax inside? Oh, it's a mirror. Oh, is that how I look? I should let my head back down. Oh, this guy really likes San Fran. This is a moment in time where Steve was like, I sent him a Lego Hymn 2. But he actually won off with a Lego Me, a Lego You, and a Lego Simon and Logan. I only just found this now that I'm filming the B-roll but there's a tiny little Switch in there for me as well. That's awesome. A bunch of pictures on a key chain as well as a Zelda Hyrule Shield key chain. And then I think these are from the Sekiro maybe. No, those were bigger. These might actually be real. Greetings from New Mexico. I've been wanting to send you something for a while now. I recently went on vacation from work to visit my sister who lives in the San Francisco. That's right. I went to Chinatown and saw I knew they were real. I got you these coins there too. Steve, thank you so much, Steve. This one I accidentally opened thinking that it might've been an Etsy thing for one of our Etsy videos but it was just something that someone sent me from Etsy. It's a wooden eagle. A wooden hawk necklace. Eagle. I was actually gonna make the, I'm not even kidding. I was gonna make the joke. Should've been a hawk. But I didn't wanna make her feel bad about sending me an eagle. I just assumed it was an eagle. Someone would be like, what's that around your neck? I can be like, well my name's Wood Hawker. So it's a wooden hawk. I'm just making sure I didn't miss anything because I got a little excited in this video. Okay, we get three more. We get to find out what's in that already. Thanks for watching this far. If you've liked this video, you probably have Vincent to blame. Although honestly having Kim here has made this really fun as well. Thank you, Kim. Slap like for Kim and subscribe. You can also subscribe to Kim. We work for the same thing now. Wow, look at this note. Okay on camera, stuff not okay on camera. Wow, that's very funny, Jake. Probably gonna have to start reading it for it to actually make any sense. But to start with, we have N64 Zelda in Japanese and a really clean one at that too, which is awesome. We're going to Japan next month. This will save me having to buy it there. Thank you for doing what you do. I'm so glad I discovered your channel back in March of this year. Channel has given me so much entertainment, such a short period of time, it's insane. Okay, so Jakeyboy here, my new best friend has sent me so much. Stuff I can read, stuff I can't read, but to keep things moving along, I'm gonna read most of it in my own time and instead read what his friend wrote for Kim. So this is from Leanna. Hi, you are really cool and a talented artist. I enjoy seeing you in videos with wood. I'm sure she now knows about your channel too. You guys seem to work well together and that makes me happy. Your style is similar to mine and I love your tattoos. We are both creative and artistic people. I'm really glad you're in some videos with him. Thank you so much you guys, that's so nice. This one says, do not bend. Another long handwritten note. Wow, look at all the art. Oh my God. You've done so much. I think it's all the smash characters. This is from Colin. Thank you Colin. I'm only 11, so I'm sorry if they're bad. Colin, they're so not bad. They're so nice. Look what he did. Is that me? What? That's a little like me. Oh, that's immaculate. Unforgivable. Face of an addicted man child. Okay, Colin. Went from my best friend to my nemesis. No Colin, thank you so much. I love that you understand my sense of humor too. Love you in your videos, tell Kim I said hi. If you see me in the comments section, my name is CJ the Beast. CJ, I don't know how you're 11 and your handwriting is legitimately better than mine. Like I'm not even, not even playing. And another do not bend. They didn't say I could have bent. It's Dragon Quest Builders. You and me in Dragon Quest Builders. It fell into this. I'm shocked. That's so legitimately awesome. Hi Wood, I found your channel some time ago. I really enjoy your videos. I especially love the way you talk and sometimes rant about video games you really like. And I had some good laughs watching a Dragon Quest Builders review. Anna, I wrote my Instagram on the back. There it is. Go check out her Instagrammys. Look, it's literally the style. I love it. It is Dragon Quest Builders style. You and me. I love how we've doubled everyone's workload when they do fan art now because they have to draw YouTube. Thank you so much, Anna. That is amazing. There might be letters, there might be fun stuff. Look at this thingy, and look at that. Wow, there's so much stuff. I love in this video. That is from Gemma Des Black. If that's your real name, that is the coolest name I think I've ever heard. It's time. Ladies and gentlemen, drum roll please. This was the one from Uma. Look how stupid they look. Oh my God. Thank you. I don't know how I missed that. I told Kim that I'm like 90% sure this is gonna be like a key chain in a small box with bricks around it, in a medium box, and then this is just a large box that all of that is contained in. Are you ready for the moment? If you're ready, slap like on this video and subscribe. Leave a comment down below right now with what you think could be in this. I'll wait, you done? Okay, good. First, four figurines. Oh no. What? It's a figurine? How is it a statue? And it's this big. So it is a box inside another box, so. Oh. Breathe the side of the box or down because I missed it. You ruined it. I wouldn't have read the side. All right, well, it's something Zelda. Okay, if I wasn't already excited, now I'm excited because like literally 90% of me assumed this was it. And it's one of my favorite Zelda's. Oh man, I love that you're here because it's preventing me from crying. Oh wow. I'm not, I haven't even seen. I haven't even seen. Does anyone remember the title of my last video? Does anyone take me seriously anymore? Does anyone even listen to me anymore? Oh, I've seen it. I was trying not to do a look at it. I swear it's coming out. I broke it. You broke it? No, I didn't. Okay, so it's all in pieces. So I'll get like a big reaction of once it's all built but clearly I know I can see what it is. I at least want to take out the little link. I had no idea that this even existed. That legitimately is perfect. That is perfect. I was going to sit back down at the table and stuff but clearly I don't have room to even breathe back here. So I'm just going to say thank you so much. Here's me assembling this thing. I'm coming in. Big moment. Here we go. Here it, here I am. Well, what did you think? I was going to have the giant statue all made up. It's actually right behind Kim right now. I can see it, you can. I missed these two things. We found it while we were cleaning up. So really quickly, let me guess, my dad used to do this every Christmas. It's probably Yoshi slippers. We were like, we missed the Yoshi slippers and then we saw this and this is the Yoshi slippers. So thank you. His little feet. Oh, he's got them. Here, put them on your feet. But don't show your feet. That's a Patreon exclusive. I love them. Thank you. And then this is, oh, what the heck? What is this? What the heck? Ow. You stupid. It's actually pretty blunt. Wow, thank you so much. From Chen. Thank you so much, Chen. I'm hoping it, sometimes when I get packages like this, I don't know if this is the bike, the company that sent it or what. If it's Chen, thank you. If it's not Chen, thank you instead. All right, now is the moment. Fade to black. Wait, let's make it more epic than that. Fade to black. All right, this time I'm actually coming in. Are you ready? All right, here it is. No jokes this time. It's so cool. Gotcha. Look, this is the coolest thing ever. I am amazed at the quality of this for its size. Like this is actual fabric. Look at his face. Look at him. It literally looks like it's straight out of the fricking game, man. They couldn't have made this any more perfect. There was no note. So I immediately messaged the person. I assumed that it was. And of course, to freaking Stephen, man. And while he was messaging me, I also asked him if this Astral chain thing was from him and he said, yeah, it must have cut off his name. So thank you for helping me figure that one out. But this, I had no idea. This had nothing to do with me. If anyone actually has to stop, it's you. I'm gonna see Stephen in like a month's time at Retropolluzer. So I guess I'm gonna give him a big old hug. This literally is amazing. Thank you so much. Kidding. People, it's like midnight. We've been done for a while, but I realized just then that there was a tube I missed. I decided just to open it. There was a bunch of fan mail actually that I realized that I missed. So I got shots of all of it. But then I opened this and it was so awesome. I just had to turn the camera back on. So this is from Seidru in Israel. These are posters that are on archived Japanese paper. So I'm trying to be really careful. I'm not actually 100% sure what that means, but it sounds fancy. I've actually seen these prints before on Reddit. But look at that. That's a reimagining of Mario Kart and it's signed by the artist and a reimagining of Zelda also signed by the artist. I'm not going to pretend like I have any idea what words to use to describe what these actually are. I'm guessing Japanese art. All I know is they're really, really cool and I'm going to have to put them in a frame immediately. All right, that's it. I'm really tired. Thank you so much. These are really cool. I love you guys, but I swear to gosh this time, please stop this. It's getting more and more insane every time. I don't have room for this stuff. I love it. I don't have room fan art and letters. It's a long way to show appreciation and I love getting them. All right, guys, I dog smashed like on this video. Here, flip on that subscribe button. I had a lot of fun doing this, but at the same time, stop.