Man at 40 walks into a bar And meets himself aged 20, maybe 21 "Do you drink here often?" the younger one said "No, not as much as I did -
When I was twenty, when I was you With a body built invincible and new I used to wonder what I would do, what I'd say If I wandered in and met my self aged 40 this way"
Man at 40 walks into a bar And meets himself aged 20, maybe 21 And he said, "God you've got it easy, kid" "I knew you'd say that," the younger one said
"But don't you remember, when you were me Sneaking into bars by virtue of your brother's ID And you would wonder what you would say, what you'd do If you wandered in and met a forty year old you:
You'd say 'I hope I won't, disappoint I hope I won't let you down I hope I make you proud'"
Man at 40 walks into a bar And meets himself aged 20, almost 21 And the younger one said, "Would you care to dance?" Man at 40 said, "I thought you'd never ask"
And the younger one says: you're holding up better than I thought And the older one thinks: you're not as great as I recall And all along, by the jukebox looking on All the while, the man at 60 shakes his head and smiles...