[Parody] - A man grown RICH from selling humans as slaves wrote Amazing Grace.
The concept of Grace is so evil, vile beasts can pretend they have a Free Pass, a Get Out Of Jail Free card; this is the BIG drawning card for ALL major religions.
Tor Hershmans AmaZING Grace is a quintesentially profound romp into parody gone right.
These are the original lyrics
"Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That savd a wretch like me!
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.
Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,
And grace my fears relievd;
How precious did that grace appear,
The hour I first believd!
Thro many dangers, toils and snares,
I have already come;
Tis grace has brought me safe thus far,
And grace will lead me home.
The Lord has promisd good to me,
His word my hope secures;
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures.
Yes, when this flesh and heart shall fail,
And mortal life shall cease;
I shall possess, within the veil,
A life of joy and peace.
The earth shall soon dissolve like snow,
The sun forbear to shine;
But God, who calld me here below,
Will be forever mine."
[John (Slave Trader) Newton, Olney Hymns, 1779]
Now, here are my parody lyrics
"Tor Hershman's Amazing Grace"
"Amazing Grace how sweet her Mounds
she gave a wretch like me
Dick once was soft but now is sound
so hard I can knot pea
twas Grace who pulled my heart so near
right next to her cleavage
so sexy did hot Grace appear
Dee cup, I do believe
Though many Who Ters, sweet and bear
already made me come
Grace has hum id me the best so far
Graces grace graced my bone
My low id has squirted out of me
gu goes splat on the floor
then Grace makes me again h orny
no need for pills, for sure
I hope when flesh and heart shall fail
and all of life shall cease
when mortician lifts up my veil
he views a worn-out pea ease
Earth, eons hence, dissolves like snow
the sun, red giant shine
but right here, right now, I do know
Grace made my twine feel fine."