 Sorry, I like to dance to end myself up for recordings, but I'm just not sure how to do it for this game Hey there friends how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing papers, please. It has been a while I think I haven't played this since 2018. Hey friends. How's it going? I hope you're having a fantastic day That's me. I know what you're thinking handsome little fella ain't I that's weird to say but don't worry Kevin is here to protect your borders again Congratulations, the October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled glory to our Dotska This isn't good when I'm at the border. I'm like, oh, so you want to get into our to toast our to Totska, huh? Like if they crack a smile or even just an a little exhale like a They're not loud in they got to take me seriously God that's a long sentence just for saying next finally I can return home. Oh, well, is this your home, mr Man, is that spelled right? I can't remember how to spell it. Oh Hold on. I missed your document. Hold on there. There you go I've got it half in the box. That'll do right. You're allowed in go away Oh, hold on. Take this back first. You're taking this checkpoint is smaller than I expected size Doesn't matter when it comes to checkpoints. All right. Well, you want me to overcompensate have a feckin Skyscraper, maybe I'm secure in myself enough to have a checkpoint this small. Yeah, tonight. Don't like you. There you go I hope you actually was supposed to be tonight. I took that a little bit personally and I don't know why it's my first day The checkpoint is nothing to do with me. Oh God. Look at this guy. I'm gonna pull that mask right off you You are a Scooby-Doo villain. Oh leather face there. Okay, our Structural citizens only I'm just gonna say Ireland look where we're changing this to the Irish border I don't think you're our kind of people. You just don't seem real, you know, unbelievable go to hell. All right That's a bit harsh. Look, I understand you have to deal with the cars you were dealt But I have to deal with the cars you were dealt to when you look feckin terrifying. So go away Okay, you got no eyes. So this is clearly a no wait. Okay, maybe you legit just don't have any eyes All right, you're allowed in Just to be clear since you might not be able to see the approved stamp Your you go ahead What what is this? It was a mistake to open this checkpoint. That's not good. All right salary 25 Savings 30 rent food and heat. Oh my god You're not really paying me too well if I have to dip into my savings and I'm still left with five bucks I sleep forget about hard life. Oh, sorry. I forgot we're in Ireland again. Oh, sure I want to hire me. It's grand. I'll go to sleep there now Okay from today foreigners with a valid passport are permitted to enter your boots inspection had risen installed check Passport information carefully for any discrepancy. So don't worry. I've done this job before you think this is my first time Good day. Well, you don't tell me what kind of weather we're having. I'm not mad with power denied Stamping my instructions denied. I'll do it my way. There we go. I put a big approved across your face So you might not be able to get back home But at least it shows you're approved nice and clear you don't have to check both pages either page is fine I'm done for the day one person in not next please 1982 11. Oh my god This is expired by three weeks you monster and your eyes are all over the place Did your child's draw your passport because if so, that's adorable, but yes, she's gonna starve now. Anyway, here's your passport back Goodbye, I'm really bad at small talk. Aren't I in fellowship? God damn it. Oh Damn, how did I not realize I was focusing on the date. I got no penalty at least at least is that maybe this country isn't so Harsh as I thought it might be as harsh as I am at the border. All right expiry date It's fine a citizen of this place. That's fine sex F. That's okay We don't we don't hold that against you. You know poor grades not a problem in this country. Come on in She managed to slide it in under that With the gate and she managed to just slip it right in there under the crack I think you should be allowed in just for that alone that timing was impressive Okay, honestly that all looks fine to me. So you're you're allowed in I didn't really check it a lot Wait citation not matching photo. I mean they all kind of look like leather faces I don't know what I'm supposed to do. At least they got no penalty. Oh god. Okay. I got it I got to pay more attention. This is important for my family. Hello handsome Oh, you're just allowed in wait if you want a good time come see us. What's this pink fight? Okay, the picture like it looks like you except without a soul. So I guess that's you I think I should put this off my desk if any of my workers Supervisors or family come by it could ruin my life. I'll just give it to the next person in line. Here you go We're handing these out today. We're doing some cross promotion the strip club and border patrol An epic collaboration What oh, there's someone jumping the wall now. I have your passport. You didn't even take the flyer got them down Dude, that's not even my fault. You could have shot him way before that. Do you think it was just how slow? I was going just drove them to that Like why wait in line for like six hours you get kind of the front. You're like, okay now Okay, I had to dip into the savings a little bit again, but uh, that's fine All right. Now you need entry tickets terrorist strike a question. Okay, nothing to do with me. Thank god I was just expecting a headline. Call me kevin fails No one is surprised. Just a different haircut different weather as well. You're wearing a massive v-neck. Come on speed up speed off There you go. I love giving him that time trial. Where's your entry ticket? Give me the entry ticket. Come on All right fine. If you just want to sit there staring at me, you're denied get out of my face I can make you happy anytime. Stop giving me these. My wife is going to divorce me. Where is your entry ticket? This doesn't count as an entry ticket. Here's your ticket back. I don't want it. Just take it back It's a waste give it to someone it will use. Ah, I'm worried. I'm approving this one but I'm just I'm concerned because I feel like I'm due one to decline But I can't find anything wrong with this passport other than the fact that I've stamped it 20 times It's completely destroyed. There you go. Oh my god invalid date. Oh my god How is the entry ticket the invalid date when we literally just started doing them today? Oh last warning. It said oh Jesus. Oh god. I'm gonna lose my family Unless I always have the pink vice. Oh my god invalid issuing city. What? Oh, and you're giving me a penalty. I don't deserve. Well, I do deserve this. I've gotten a lot wrong I understand where you're coming from honestly This guy I remember this guy. Oh, he like draws on his passport, doesn't he? Oh, I've forgotten about him Go on show me that work you've done anything. Do you do anything to show me? Um, we just kind of stared at each other awkwardly. He's not doing anything to it. Do you want this? He's still staring out there Okay, okay. Now you're telling me this entrance has no documents to proceed use inspect modes to interrogate Like we've been staring at each other for about an hour now So we say entrants must have a passport and select there. Is it? Ah, okay. Gotcha. Perfect. All right. Finally I get to talk to someone. It's three hours of this staring contest pass. We're not required, right? No, it is required. I come back again. Okay. Looking forward to the next staring contest. Good battle Oh, no, your son is sick and needs medicine, but I have no money My wife mother-in-law and uncle are all cold and hungry and my son here is one-upping us going cold sick and hungry It's not a feckin competition son. All right. I'll try and earn five bucks. I'll try and go faster I need to speed up. All right speed up. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. I gotta feed my son Medicine calpals need calpals for son. All right. What do we got here entry visa? What's this entry permit? Uh, where's the date? Where's the date 1982? 1270? What? Enter by. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. They're like, god damn it. You're panicked. Sorry. I have my coffee in the morning I'm all over the place. Okay. Honestly. I kind of half looked at this, but it looks fine to me. You go in They hardly have the first one be false. Right next. Come on. Come on. Come on. My son's sick. Papers please. Yes. Yes. There we go. What is the purpose of your trip? I come for a visit. Great. Visit. One month. One month for a visit in this country. It's a shithole. What are you on about? Passmore number doesn't match. Yeah, feck you when you're visit. Honestly, you don't want to be here I'm doing a favor. I'm honestly doing a solid tonight. Get out of here. Wait. This this is not valid. Hold on We don't use these anymore. We don't use entry tickets denied ticket is not enough anymore We did it for one day. It must be so confusing. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. My son's dying here He has a highly contagious disease Oh my god, this is definitely two children in an overcoat. The proportions are all over the place Six months enter by 1982 1102 no no no tonight. You're not getting by me. My son will eat tonight Wait, all your name is kevin. You're just allowing in cause no trouble. He's a kevin. They're so innocent He won't do anything. Oh you again. Hello. Let me to oh that is adorable You know what it won't do for this but if you draw me a drawing I will pay you and put it right on the fridge. I will sacrifice my son's medicine In order to buy this art from you to stick it up on the fridge Because really what would work for my son's happiness seeing a cute drawing on the fridge or modern medicine Ah Okay, what the hell is this an identity card? I don't know what this is. This is new to me I know this is my job in the industry, but I've never seen that before go away a citation applicant cleaver entry Oh, come on. He gave me weird looking paper. What was I supposed to do? All right looks fine to me on the surface anyway. I hope this is right I can't get another citation to know how it seems fine incorrect visit duration. Oh my god You are definitely just drawn on that is not your face. Is it it just looks like one of those cheap halloween masks There's just a paper and a string that you put on. Okay. No not another citation. Please don't take my son Oh, you gave me a penalty. That's exactly the amount of money. I needed to help my son Wait, you don't have an entry document thing. You're denied. All right. I did 14 people today. Come on This should be enough to oh god. It really is contagious. They all got it now and I have zero dollars Well, it looks like it'll be just me and my uncle then I could sacrifice like heat which means I have to pick two to save I know Who will I save and what if I sacrifice food and I save them all and I still have five bucks Then I could buy like a Beyblade or something that might be nice. They deserve a bit of a treat You are now authorized to detain suspicious individuals. Yes I don't think I should be judged during executioner, but I'm happy I needed the power trip republican track star wanted for murder. Oh god. They're gonna come up to me, aren't they? Where's the newspaper before my day starts? Can I check? Vince Lestrade, is that it? All right. I'll keep an eye out for a vince. Oh god. Sorry I meant to open it not just slamming on your face. Oh passport number wrong Jesus, you'd want to get me up even earlier in the morning to trick me with that one No, you must be fucking joking me invalid issuing city. I I don't even know what I need to check for that one I really need to look into that wait vince. Oh god. How do I how do I detain you? How do I detain you wait? I just paused it to google it and nudity is on I've turned that off nudity in this game Okay, it's saying connected to the news. Okay. All right. There we go connected discrepancy interrogate It's like damn. Look, I did not kill her. I was set up. Do not believe the republican lies. Let me through Look, dude, everyone in my house hasn't eaten in like three days. They're all dying. We're detaining you The gate just shuts immediately as long as I'm safe. I'm happy. There we go The person next in line must be nervous like Jesus. What happened to him? Looked at me funny beat me in a staring contest. I'm waiting for them to catch me on something stupid again Oh for fuck's sake. What was that non-matchy photo? God damn it. Look everyone looks different in their passport photo I look full on depressed in mine And I know right now isn't a good comparison because I probably look a bit depressed as well But that's because the game is being mean to me and it's not fair at least be kind of my wife She is just after me. Well, if she's everything in order I will be just as kind as I am to everyone just sit there with a resting bitch face Just staring at him. Did you see my husband? He made it through. I mean look at him. He's fine I'm gonna have to decline you. I I already know like I have that feeling wait. Where is your you don't even have your entry permit All right. Well denied. There you go. I don't even feel sorry for you. Why because you've no entry permit You've doomed me. You've doomed yourself. Come on now the second time people will have got divorced over me That's a joke. Oh denied. I see discrepancies out you go You're not catching me the only person That didn't catch me actually all in the wife But I kind of knew like because they were a couple like I'd have to split them up in the game Be like do you feel bad? Do you I was just like nope All right, the last one of the day. Let's see. Oh, this is expired. That makes it easy for me I don't even care anymore. I just don't want to make mistakes. So if you make it easy for me I'm just delighted your family needs medicine. I thought I got the medicine last time now. They're all sick Oh, I have five dollars. Do you know what? I don't care about any of you. I'm upgrading my booth I just care about my booth. Why do I have to pay to upgrade my own booth like this is my job God now they're overloading me with information. There's so much going on work pass entry pass passport We're just kind of overloading the system here. What did I upgrade with my booth? Did I get a comfy chair or something? I don't see a difference. Will you stop giving me these She's in here for work and then she gives me this stupid card like my wife is dying This is the last thing she needs to see wait food service All right, you know what? I'm just gonna approve you and hope for the best because I genuinely don't know what to do here Because you're clearly not in the food industry. Please help me. What? Oh a man named Danny Ludham promised me and my sister Good work. I do not trust him. He's in line today. Okay. He's gonna force you to work in the brothel Okay, so this was a cry for help. I will save you the most unlikely of heroes I don't know what was on your passport, but you didn't give me enough documents I just declined. Yeah, I hope that was okay. Oh my friend is back. You got your passport old friend. Hello This is way more convincing this time everything's set. Oh, but now you need other documents my friend I'm really sorry. Wait. Can I just leave him in? I I want to leave him in come on in you're approved All right, you the best. Yay, my friend comes through. Oh, what did you give me a token citation? I don't care. He's loud and he's my buddy gonna make me artwork. We're both gonna be rich What citation what nonmatched photo that looked like a match to me wait wait wait wait Wait, this is the guy. This is the guy. Can I can I detain him? Yes detain? Instead give me my paper's back. No this flyer is mine. All right, you know what? I've changed my country's policy I'm going to just have an open border now Everyone is allowed in because while me and my family are doomed anyway, so come on in everyone I already served you the other day. I remember it Well, you know, I'll come back in again. You didn't cause any trouble last time Did you next come on open borders folks? Come on my last day. I'm gonna be shot later this evening. So come on through Okay, maybe my policy wasn't the best policy The day was cut short. Oh, no What have I done got enough medicine for one of you, but I don't think it's fair to pick favorites But you know what my uncle is kind of my favorite. So yeah, you can get the medicine Preston checkpoint officer nabs mastermind Yes, at least I got the headline for doing something good Imagine being on the front page of the newspaper for both a great reason and a horrible reason on the same day All right, folks I think with that bombshell I'll end it there if you want to see more papers, please do let me know what a fun game It's been so long since I played this but it's really really fun for some odd reason Thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed and if you're new subscribe I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now