 What's up, people? Coach Javi here, and I've been getting a lot of criticism lately. People are saying, Coach Javi, you only ever hit the top bins with your right foot, never your left foot. Coach Javi, you put too much milk in your cereal. Coach Javi, there's no way you can be that good looking and a tactical genius. Well, people, you're wrong, damn it, you're all wrong. We sail the moon, we'd go to bed. In my arms, you're safe and sound without a thread.