 Welcome to EFAT Movies, the Halloween arc, which is going to be Final Destination, a film series that just, oof, I don't even know what to say yet. I'm going to think about it. Instead, I will say let's introduce our wonderful cast. We'll go from left to right. I guess that makes the zombie first. Fringy, what's up? How you doing? Welcome. What's your, what do you think about Final Destination? We can do it that way. I believe I've watched all of them. I'm pretty sure that only the first one is the one where it's like, hmm, maybe this will be okay. And I'm pretty sure the rest of the craft, the first one is the only one that makes a meaningful attempt to build up like a mystery and try to explore this concept. And then after that, I'm pretty sure it just deteriorates like. Yay. It's all down here. Oh yeah. The fifth one has some aspects of it that are kind of neat. So it might be more of like a upside down bell curve, whatever that's called. What is it? What is that called? That's called a cup curve. Is it called a cup curve? I don't know. It looks like a cup upside down bell curve. Hold on. We need to come on. It's called, it's just called an inverted bell. That's lame. That's lame. It's called a holy grail. The goblet curve. The challenge of doom. Goblin curve. Why do you always shit on the goblins? We have loads of them in our audience. Yeah, I hate them all. I mean demographic. What am I not telling you? Yeah. About what? Why are you picking on rags? He didn't say the goblin thing about it. Yeah. Oh, whoops. The goblin racism came from the German shocker guy. No, not all goblins. That's fair. Jay, welcome. Hello. Do you know anything about final destination? All my exposure to the final final destination franchise in all this immense glory is the jokes that people made about it in like the early 2010s. Just like that's some final destination shit right there. So that's what I know we're in for. Jay Longbone, welcome. Hi, hi. How you doing? Hello. You must have seen these. I believe that you must have. I've seen the first one, the second one, and the one with 3D. Oh, right. Yes. Yes, there was. There was like a very temporary like 3D phase, right? Yeah. Yeah, 3D TVs. Remember that? 3D TVs? Yeah. Hi, guys. You want to wear glasses? What happened to that? Every horror movie had the killer throw a weapon at the screen and it went. I loved final destination one when it came out. When I first saw it, I thought it was fucking great, but this was when I was seven. So I don't know if I could be trusted for like exactly how good everything is. I thought it was the best kind of edgy, the one where you go that is cool. And then I think I liked the second one and then the third one. I was like, okay, we're done, I think. And then the fourth one came out and I think that was one where it's like, I'm not watching them anymore. And I don't think I saw the fifth one other than clips. Yeah, this is going to be interesting because I have no idea how the first one holds up if it does, if it doesn't. Hey, Mattle, how you doing? Hey, I'm all right. You ever see any of these movies? Have we ever talked about these? I don't remember. Definitely seen the first one. I remember liking it a lot back in the day as well. Are you excited? Yeah, yeah, actually. Fun in the bun. Like usually I'm not, but no, today. I'm mildly excited. Rags. I would have guessed you actually haven't got anything for these other than maybe seeing clips, but what tells the truth? Not a thing. Oh, I legitimately, I have not seen these at all. My understanding of these films is just basically zero. Oh, yes. They have to get to a their on final destination. Maybe it's like they're on a train or something, or they have to get to some place before a thing happens. I like this a lot because I've just always thought everyone knew exactly what the first one was because it was it had an impact. No final best there. So they're going. Now I heard rags that you didn't want to watch. So yeah, I'm not interested in watching the saw movies now. Okay. Was that not going anywhere with like, I thought, yeah, we would go with that. It's okay. You said to stay vague with that one saws obviously. So this one really, it's just power tools in general. Okay, so you don't like power tools being used to like chop people up basically? No, I really don't. That's like that. That's absolutely. That's my favorite thing. That's my favorite thing to do. My favorite thing is for people to not do this. I'm saving up to get my arm removed with a fucking break. I can do it for three of you. It's not a power tool. Therefore, it's okay. I'm saving up to pay someone to remove my arm with it. That's a high skill task. What were you going to say, Shu? What's your experiences with this wonderful series? I saw it a very long time ago. I barely remember it, but for some reason I still got like the PTSD from it where like, I'll be doing everyday things and like, I'll be reminded of it. I'm sure you guys know what it means. I don't want to spoil anything, but yeah. It was traumatic stress destination? Yes, rags. You'll see what I'm talking about. The first like half hour of this recording is us talking about anyone like all of these people's experiences with file destination just introducing. So what we'll have to do now is pretend as though we are continuing from that very moment, which will just be I'll prompt you with it with now you and then you. I saw the final destination films as they came out when I was younger. I enjoyed them quite a bit four and five not so much, but I grew up with the first three and I enjoyed them. Well, I'm curious to find out just where they all ranked because we did the same thing with the Resident Evil movies. I was really curious how they'd all end up. And so anyway, is everyone ready for us to start up final destination one? Yes. Yeah, everyone's so excited. Can't wait to see where they're going. Well, this is a completely different vibe to Karen. So this will be really strange. We'll see how it goes. This is like an actual movie, by the way. We don't we don't watch these. You say Karen isn't an actual movie. I literally said that I explicitly said that there was not a movie when we were watching it. Karen is a socially aware college educated movie. And that's the problem. What you're saying is it's not self-aware cringe. It's socially aware cringe. It's socially aware cringe. Why would you say that it's cringe, Rex? I feel like I will coverage of all this. They should be filled with carrot references. Have you seen it by the chance? I don't want to. It's so fun. Yeah, that would have been the only way, is if I were here early. Well, if you were here early, we would have just watched Final Destination. Hey, we get to do that right now. Let's do it. Three, two, one, go. New Line Class Cinema. What was was New Line Cinema up to anything around 2000? Do you think there were? Yeah, Lord of the Rings. No, there's a man. Oh, it's spooky. Oh, that's an enemy. Oh, why do you have that? Don't make scary. Oh, and that's his big fan. Oh, Rags Allylata is Redfield and the Resident Evil films. You remember her? How come there's her name? Oh, he didn't hear me, I guess. He just doesn't care. He's completely, I even used his name and everything. Should have just said Wombo. Sean William Scott probably shouldn't be in a horror movie. His career has just disappeared, huh? This is a scary fan. This fan is getting a lot of Tony Todd. I feel like at this era they were just like, we should have Tony Todd just because he's horror guy. I guess I know that name is familiar. He was in The Rock. He's the Candy Man. He also has a really funny line in a film called The Man From Earth. You know, those Chinese boxes, one inside the other, inside the other, inside the other. I feel like I'm in the last box. You son of a bitch. He takes like 10 seconds to say the word bitch. Nobody's seen that movie. It's really good. This fan mentioning that intro credits don't get that much anymore. We got them with what's it called? Malignant. Oh, we did. You're right. James Wong. Yeah, the director of Dragonball Evolution. I forgot that existed and I never watched it. I like dinosaurs and pecker. His name is Chad. I figured it's got to be on the bag or at least with the bag for luck. Where would you get a knuckleball idea like that? Do you have the music cue as well? She just gave him bad luck. Live it up, Alex. You got your whole life ahead of you. Oh my God. Live it up, Alex. You got your whole life ahead of you. Live while you can, son. Wait, was that an appropriate reaction to his dad saying that? So when does he start writing letters to M&M? M&M? Don't remember that. Oh, Jesus. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ears slim. I wrote you, but you still ain't calling. Unless I tell my pager and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn. You must not have got them. There probably was a problem at the post office or something. Damn, I could keep going, but let's not. Deep within your mind. This is a windy, windiness. Oh, but the fan's off. It was on through the credits. Wait a minute. There's scary though. If you played this movie in Korea, they'd be terrified. They don't like indoor fans for some reason. 180? 180. There's a superstitious belief that it'll like suffocate you for some reason. It's weird. Look it up. It's actually so weird. Wow, that must have been a heavy bag. Look at all these people that we can kill. Hi, Blake. Oh, Krista. Krista. Krista. That's an interesting name. Les étudiants. Allons-y en France. Moon language. Look, it's just for body. All right. A dollar. Have a great time. Don't spend it all at once. You will believe how many francs that is. Uh, pre-9-11 air travel. Dude, he's so happy. Those guys are such a weird thing. When did this movie come out? 2000. 2000. 2000. Yeah. It's an oldie. Perfect time to fly. This is post-Columbine pre-9-11. A different world. I mean, they're still allowed the French in America at this point. The airport does not endorse solicitors. I am reading. I am telling you. She's reading. She's reading and she knows French. She's not like other girls. Death is not the end. We'll be for you if you harass my students. She just threatened to prevent his afterlife. Not even to kill him just to make him not experience the afterlife. That was her threat. Don't worry. That's entirely normal. Also, is there a spooky hacker? Final destination. Yeah. They're an airport and it's called Final Destination. Are you scared, rags? What? That just means that's when they get off the plane. Obviously, you've got to sleep forever. When you don't experience the afterlife. She has a large forehead and that's fine. Oh, God, it's Jorts. All she does is break people up. That's like a whole job. I mean, if this is 2000, then 90s fashion is still getting, yeah. The second it became 2000, they threw out all the 90s clothes. That's what they often say, though, like 90s media is like 95 to 2005. Drop your breath. Yeah, early 2000s. I can fuse it all the time. Like boy bands and shit. I'm like, oh, that song's from the 90s. Nope. Right on the dot 2000s. What's on that airplane? Is it like an airplane that takes you to hell or something? Is this a spooky airliner? Ooh, that'd be interesting. Here, Mr. Ankypik, take a call for right my fans. This will be the last package I ever send you. If they're going to France, is it the kilometer high club? No. I guess there was an artist playing over the radio that died in a plane crash or something. Oh, wow. That's why you said that? You just said died in a plane crash. That's all you said. Is someone sending him secret messages? Yeah, Rocky Men High. Maybe, yeah. Maybe there's some kind of hacker who's like, hey, you specifically. I like how he said that out loud, though. That was kind of funny. It's great dialogue. Because normally when I listen to the radio, I go, Died in a drug overdose. Died in a drug overdose. You don't even have to show your ID when you're bored. It's great. Better times. You're reading print media. Last time I was playing them while I was in the waiting area, on the news, they were showing there was like a plane crash. I was like, oh, this is comforting. Younger the better to be a fucked up god to take down this plane. A really fucked up god. You guys have done the classic fooling dream. Movie airplanes are so much more spacious than real airplanes. Maybe this is a... Look at these aisles. I was in my seat. We're going to get the camera crew through it, so. Yeah, maybe this is an international flight. Maybe that's why this particular plane is larger than that. I've been on international flights. It's still cramped, shit. Every extra person they can cram into the plane is another ticket, right? Exactly. They're incentivized. Did you trade seats with Blake so she and I could sit together? Please? Yeah. You can just change seats and stuff. Oh. Oh my gosh, it's time for your in-flight tray. Fucking. What a piece of shit's falling apart. God damn it. Everything in this plane is like it's falling apart. Yeah. Rags, why would that consume you? And they just seem to be highlighting it obnoxiously. I just tell me that. It's fine. I'm fine with that. It's his POV, right? He's stressing the fuck out. Hop some. Enzo. Oh yeah, that's making it true, yeah. There's got to be something with this plane, because else they'd be in France by now. What's up, doing it? The whole movie is just a regular flight with some scary music. Just puts on an in-flight movie, that's it. Like he's just, he's having a panic attack the entire time. Bots are by Whoppers. Oh god. Tori Bielens. Tori Bielens is normal. I don't know if this is Tori Bielens. I was gonna say, they're rolling. They didn't even, they didn't even tell us how to put our seat belts on. It's fine. He was stressing out. Now that they've let us down, what's gonna happen? Also, this is a very quiet airplane now. Wait a minute. Everything's falling apart. And I dropped my Whoppers bags. None of those bags were properly secured. Yeah. That's your fault. How are they all dropping out? No, they shouldn't be opening right now, honestly. I don't care how shaky your airplane thing is. You just took off two seconds ago. That's just the best of luck. Uh-oh. Grab them. Apply your own before helping the person next to you. They didn't tell us how to do it. How does it work? Hang on, apply your own. You stopped chewing on it. Like, I don't know. Oh my god. Oh my god, is there gonna be a panic attack? Whoa! Oh my god! He's helping this situation. No, no, no, no. This point sucks. Even the planes are designed to not... Wow, this plane's crap. It's not even a crash. It's like, it just slowly falls apart. No way you'll be able to hold onto her anyway. It's fine. She'll be fine. This is the most dramatic plane crash. Oh, down you go. Oh, no, the seat-o-wear. What the fuck are the oxygen masks gonna do at this altitude? Not too much. Whoa. Oh, fuck! Oh, oh, you know. Holy shit! Oh, he's fine. Could you trade Cesar's legs so she and I could sit together? Oh my god. Some smells like ham. He tells that to her. You smell like ham. Ham. I love a girl who smells like ham. I'll get a pop off that plane. I'd do the same. Lady, when we crash, your seat's gonna go flying out. Yeah. Oh, shoot, I would at this point. At this point, I would. Yeah. I'd be too freaked out. Because you get in the fucking plane, you get in the spot. Shut up, brownie. You're so not funny. Take some Xanax. That's an interesting hair thing he's got going there, that flight attendant. You're doing it. That's an interesting hair thing he's got. Oh, I'm gonna punch him back into complaint. I'll punch you into complaint. I'll punch back into your seat so we can get to France. God damn it. I don't know. If you say the plane's gonna explode, I don't care if it's pre-9-11. I don't know if they'd just kick a couple people off and go. Would you guys follow your friend if they were freaking out? I would. I would follow the friend. I'm considering it. If you were random on the plane and you saw someone desperately shouting that it's gonna explode, I don't know if I'd be like, ooh, I think I want to leave. I feel like it's not worth it. You would de-bore the plane and search it for you. That would be the protocol. You wouldn't have to worry about anything. The airline would do it for you. True. Why is he so upset? Oh, my God. Holy fuck. Oh, it just goes to bully. I don't know. Well, so, yeah. He thinks that he's just ruining everything because he's autistic, I guess, or something. I mean, he hates him for that. Like, he's the asshole character. Yeah, how did he get off, though? Didn't he? He punched him, right? He punched him. Yeah. Oh, okay. His solution to the one guy freaking out was to punch him. So that's his own fault. Yeah. Yeah, I think he just got shuffled off. He got shuffled off because I said everybody in the aisle off. Yeah. Which included him. That's funny. Do you think you'd put more effort into trying to save the people on the plane if you really believed he was going down? Yeah. Well, I mean, he should truly believe that the plane was going down. The plane shouldn't be going anywhere without an inspection. Yeah, I was like, if I truly believed that the plane was going to explode, I would make sure that the plane did not take off. I mean, he didn't specify anything beyond saying it's going to blow up, which means like they should interpret that as a bomb threat. We get thrown off the plane. We blow what? Half a day in Paris? All because Brownie has a bad fucking dream? No, it's because you punched him. I feel like this one he might have been newly believed. I'm like, God. I think he's like crazy or something. I just didn't really think he's kind of nuts because I'd be like, what is he basing this on? Is the plane going to fucking blow up? Is that the whole slight thing? He got this freaky premonition. That was kind of cool. Yeah, yeah. My timing isn't exactly consistent or anything. Yeah, I think the sound should have hit faster than that, but it was still kind of neat that it was. My name, the plane blew up really quickly after. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. I don't know, five more minutes the first time. I would think he planted a bomb at this point. Oh, yeah. You should be all right. Absolutely fucking loopy. I was going to say, hence all the looks. I think that's pretty fair. Have you liked it? Oh, yeah, I left my pipe bomb on the plane. Oh, my bad. I forgot about my pipe bomb. Yeah, well, France sucks anyway. Heritage. We have France at home. Yeah, we have France at home. France at home. Mom, you can have France at home. It's just Quebec. Are there any survivors? I'm pretty sure they're on it. We're at pretty much every now and then with planes. I think I'm some sort of... He's not a witch. I don't think he's a witch. Everyone would... No one... No person would believe that he didn't put a bomb on a plane. I was going to say, 110%, I'd be like, you had something to do with that explosion, didn't you? It's weird that that's not where it's going at the moment. Contact all your families. They are on the way. What's going on? Are there any survivors? You're the survivors. Idiot. I think it's fair she's asking. You got to hold out hope for that one chungus that had a parachute. Cause for the explosion is still undetermined. I'm Agent Ween. This is Agent Shrek. Agent Shrek. What did Shrek come out with? Damn, too late. A world before Shrek. He didn't know. They wouldn't have named him Shrek after this. After Shrek came out the way. I need to ask you a couple of questions regarding today's events. Proving valuable to our rescue attempts and any potential criminal investigation. There you go. He's now being prisonified. I got this feeling. I'm Jesus. For me, I would like to take advantage of it. Actually, I'm a god, everyone. Why do you take any sleeping pills, any narcotics, any hallucinogens, Alex? Do you take any drugs? No, there wasn't any room in my backpack with all those box cutters in there. And my pipe bombs. All the bombs. I just took ayahuasca. The remerno said I should get back home, but I told him that he should go. I sent him back on the plane. All right, we're arresting you for murder. And he totally deserved it, though. Did you get off the plane? Because I saw and I heard Alex. That's enough for me to get off, honestly. Yeah. I believe in astrology already, so this is the next logical step. My parents don't love me. Hey, that's character. Or they're dead. Oh, they're dead. You say that like a positive. I don't know why she'd be looking for them if they were dead. Zombies, maybe? Sure, my parents that hate me slash and or maybe dead. Wait, my bags. She's holding the bags. You liar. Yeah, but I made it for the joke, so fuck you. Joke doesn't work. You've been booted. Actual rain? That's not going to put you in your goblin cave. Can you believe it? Actual water falling down. That's. Yeah, it looks like a rain machine to me. I'm like, I don't know what to commit. What's the thing? Karen can fuck to get a rain machine. Imagine doing a stream where if someone's joke falls flat, you got to kick them. You're fucking terrible. Bye-bye. Joke is a royal. And making bang or jump. King Kong doesn't think you're back. Thank God you're back. Dude, things have gone to shit while you've been gone. Thank God, Zilla, you're back. Bye-bye. The stupid monkey in the window still. Hey, leave it alone. It's a Chad monkey. Grow up. Whoa. Oh, shit. Oh, that is very loud. That was another like closish brush with death. The lightning strike right next to his house. You can survive a lightning strike. Why would you even say that? Like, yes. Statistically, you will, but still. No, I listen. I'm built differently, okay? I'm built differently. I'd rather not be struck by lightning than struck by lightning than what I would say. Three lightning strikes in my life. If I could get struck and survive, so I could get the gnarly-ass scar. I might. Yeah, they look really cool. True. Oh, no, Shrek. Of course, the FBI are watching you. Stop it. I mean, how old is he in this? 16 or some shit? I haven't seen it, I think. It's a picture of the lever that came off of a seat. A big statue of it. Why the fuck? I like the trope of just like people who are clearly not the age playing the ages and how far they stretch out. Yeah, it's almost like kids suck at acting. I bet if you had kids, you'd say they're great little actors and put them on the fridge. I would never lie to my children. It's the kids on the fridge. Yeah, you're great little actors acting like a little bitch. You're grounded. I hope you don't think browning because my name ain't open this wall and I owe you anything. I control my life, not you. I'm never going to die. So he's going to get like a really bad death or he's going to come through in the end. I can't wait to see which one it is. I took my driver's test last week at the DMV. He goes, uh, young man, you're going to die a very young age. Because you suck at driving. Is that true? Not now, not here, not ever, Billy. I love how everybody is like, treats him like a psychic now. I was going to say I feel like the realistic question. Start your own religion. Well, I think people would totally believe that. Well, people would be like, yeah, he gets premonitions for the future. I would gun. So, uh, Billy, what's the lot on a bruise? I'm seeing a three, a two. Don't talk to me. You scared the hell out of me. I think there would at least be more people assuming that he blew it up. I think she was aggressive there because she does. I'm not sure. I miss you. Yeah, I miss you too. But my father, you know, he doesn't understand. He should not be free to walk around right now. I don't know. They've got no evidence. They'd have to build a case first, right? Or they'd want to, yeah. At least they have the scene where they investigate him. He should be under constant interrogation. Well, I don't know about that. Because they're watching him. And maybe they're looking to make him, hopefully he'll slip up or something, you know? They should have searched his home. Yeah, I think that's fair. Very least, yeah. Because of you, I'm still alive. See, that's kind of neat. You got lots of different perspectives right now. Yeah. That's a very rational thing for her. Like, regardless of what she thinks, the reason is she's like, I'm alive because of you. And I would probably think back to he seemed panicked in a way that's like, that's pretty weird for someone who's planting the bomb themselves. You know, like they would... Yeah. And why would he announce it? Yeah. We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast. I'm keeping this stuff with his speech in mind, like the whole... What about it? What particularly? I'm thinking like, why have that highlighted even after the scene's done where he's talking about, you know, you don't know when you're going to die. There's not like a forecast for it. And I'm like thinking... Some people have forecast. The doctor, they're like, yeah, like two days. A lot of people have bathrooms that are ocean themed. If you're a hit man, you can tell when people are going to die. Pretty easily. He's going to shit himself to death. No, that's not... Another pooping scene. Are we going to... That's not a good close-up. Thank you. Thank you very much. Cinema. Oh no, water. Hmm. Don't forget, there's the leak. It is a... Oh God, don't be doing that. Dude, if people find this in your house... Maybe he kept the receipts. He kept the receipts to prove that he bought them after. Dude, you have little suspicions. He's got a floor plan of a plane. Little sus bro. Oh my God. I remember pregnant. This is the most foreboding fan ever of all time. The fan's trying to tell him something. Oh, it's lamp is wearing a hat. Does your lamp not wear a hat? I don't have a lamp. Lose it. Fuckin' get rid of your plane. Where's he going? I don't have any hands on this room. Look at this. What are you doing here? Oh no, cut to the next scene. Oh no, cut to the next scene. I'm fine. I don't want to see it. We see a teenage boy on a toilet. Now we're about to see a teenage boy's stroke is alarming. Oh no. That's water. What is? Normal color for water. It looks a bit blue. Maybe so it shows up better. Fuckin' face. How? The first one. The first one. Why do I suck so much? How that water's blue. Yeah, it is probably to help it show up on camera. That's funny. I don't remember that. I don't remember that, honestly. His face is so smooth. What is he going for shape right now? I don't know. Yeah, that is odd. He looks clean shape. Is this like the biggest thing? Sometimes I cut myself just to see how much it bleeds. It's like adrenaline because seeing it's such a sudden rush for me. Is this the abyssal? Or is he going to get electrocuted? Whoa, what the fuck? Wow. Oh my goodness, he moved. Wow. Oh my god, that is... Oh my god. Pippo is going to have to pop up. There goes Pippo. This isn't a plane. I'm horny, but I'm also sad. That's not the noise an owl makes. Also, that's weird. No way the page managed to get into the fan. No way. Fans aren't fucking knives. Not blenders. What's happening? What? Pretty good. Has this ever happened to you? How embarrassing. Quick, pull your pants down so at least it looks like you tried to do it. This is more embarrassing than an autoerotic exclamation. Just calm down and slowly pull yourself up. Yeah. Just be calm. Support yourself. Use your arms to like... That is very far away, my dude. This is silly. How wet is this barf? His eyes being bloodshot. Like he'd be done right now. Oh yeah, he'd be dead by now. How long is his arm, by the way? That shot on the camera? Like holy shit. He did. Oh my goodness. Do you see there was a little metal there he could have grabbed onto but didn't try. It's going backwards. Okay. There's no suction. It's hiding under the toilet. Why did that happen? Why did that need to happen at all? That's so stupid. They could have just had him slip and hit his head. Yeah, because I don't buy the whole he was so that long and didn't just like do the things he could have done. Where's Todd? So the guy gets a weird message from the paper thing, which is dumb. Okay, that's why he's here. Why is she here? I guess she saw the... Maybe she lives close by and she saw the ambulances? He caused Todd so much guilt over George staying on the plane. He took his own life. He said to me would be friends again after you got better. Why would he make plans with me if he was thinking about killing himself? That's probably not the right time to tell him that. Todd? He's the right guy. Don't be angry at his father. You're being a dick. I mean his dad was kind of a dick too. To be fair, he did just say you are responsible for much of his suicide. Yeah, I'd be like, well... I'd be like, you. No. Oh no, Corona. You're in a video game. Corona. Corona. That's a rumor. No, paramedics. Did he need to fall with the thing around his neck so they thought it was a suicide? Is that... Yeah, if you'd hit his head. He killed himself, he hung himself in the bath. Oh, you're Todd's house last night. They haven't ruled out anything. And the fact that one of these people had a vision of the plane exploding minutes where it actually did explode is highly suspicious. He's looking hella suss, Devon Sawa. Do you know what this is? Garage. What the fuck is that? It's you. It's you. Oh, yeah. I see the resemblance. Oh, thank you. It's not a likeness. It's how you make me feel. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You've clearly been taking this really hard and you've gone kind of off the rails. At that moment on the plane, I felt what you felt. I didn't see what you saw. She's like, I was psychic, too, but just not as much. Yeah. Yeah. I was helping. You know, I've never dealt with death before. Todd was just the first. Is that something that you're feeling? I don't know. No one is going to see him again. Then let's go see him. FBI is following you everywhere. It's like, let's break into this casket store. Has she done this before? Apparently. This is a very elaborate thing to do. Kiss me a rush. Oh, she said it gives her a rush. Yeah. That's fucking this cop. She's on amphetamines also. That's unrelated. But you saw what she made, right, dude? This girl is, you know. Everybody wants the weird goth girl. Yeah. She's taking you into a mall. Until I see her garage. Your first date in the mall. You know just how that door was? Okay. Well, she said she's done this before. Oh, like, oh, I thought this place specifically. I thought it was like, I just break into places. Well, because we're going to see a friend of hers? Oh, she's been here before? Oh, wow. We're just doing this. You're literally, wow. Okay. Jesus. They're going to do their own investigation. Holy shit. Yeah, that's him. Whatever it was that made him talk, it's definitely gone. Wow. That should be incredibly uncomfortable. Did they just leave the body alone on the table like that? Now they store them in like refrigerated compartments? There's Tony. Please. You'll wake the dead. How do they not see him? What the fuck? Why does he work night shifts? Because he loves what he does. Yeah. When you love your job, you don't need to pay new life. So they didn't expect him to be there and they did expect the body to be just like that. I can't do that. Okay. By the way, how did you get in here? All right. I can't do that. Chemicals in a vascular flush create catavari spasms. I was the sexiest I've ever heard anyone say the word spasms. He has a great voice. He was pulling at the wire. He wasn't trying to kill himself. Well, he could change the mind. There are no accidents. Yeah. I think a lot of people would kill themselves too. The perfect thing to laugh at. Anyway. Adam's like, what? People change their mind. It's true. That's why it's funny. Get over it. This guy is working in the perfect place. Sensitize yourself. Every single move we make from the mundane to the monumental. It's all part of death's artistic design. Ooh. Is that what we're doing? Death is like a death is trying to kill them all. You figure out the design. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Oh my god. That's weird that they just come here and meet the guy who explains the whole thought idea for him. Apparently he knows about all of this. Yeah, this is kind of weird. Does that mean if you figure out the design you can cheat death? You have to figure out the plan could incite a fury that That you don't even want to fuck with that Stop grossing us out. We were just gonna We didn't know there would be fluids, okay, that's one step too far All right. Well, that's the plan man. How do we know just by sitting here? We haven't started in motion the events that will someday lead to our death We don't unless we open ourselves up to the science It's willing to show us the FBI agents just one table away like why are you a weird? You can find death omens anywhere you want to Starts with a C and ends with an A so does the word choke. So what we're gonna choke to death No, it's gonna come the bus is going to come Buses come come now. What if you me Todd Carter Terry Billy sleuth messed up that design for whatever He's not I saw death's plan cuz you're special Dude if you would death you really shut up Yeah, I don't know where that came from. He's just very special Bus gonna song and he says final destination in the lyrics whoa No, you did it. They said the title I didn't hear you clap. Oh, he's here, too Hey, I hate you care. I'm gonna beat you up some ball Yeah She's here Small town he should he should just yell this coffee shop's gonna blow up and run away Yeah, get over it wanna waste your life beating the shit out of Alex every time you see oh my god No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, look where you're The classic silent bus until impact. Yeah, we call it a ninja bus It was going at the kind of speed that you know the driver was like, yes The FBI must be going nuts, right? Oh, absolutely at this point. Yeah, dude All of the disparate information you have is like who the fuck is the killer's Jack the Ripper all over again You can tell he's a good dad all of his buttons are buttons for me officials believe deterioration of silicone insulation on an electrical connector to the scavenger pump may have leaked combustible fluids The declaration of independence. Oh my god, very So it's the order that they'll die Three Japan not to well, well, I mean, okay, I'll give it to you. It's a fair assumption If you separate their group of friends, they're already so out of order because there's other people on the planet that have died within this Man of time, right? You have to assume death is doing this in like little bubbles around the earth Okay, well Fucking change it up catch them off guard. Oh my god. Oh God is Karen You saw her see you you need to go talk to her listen, I'm not trying to murder you okay See if you will Shrek Dude, dude, you look so suspicious you saw her see you go and What are you doing in my swamp? I was just let's take them here in the tire to make sure it's safe He does look so suspicious super Come on Shrek stop my hand Well, there you go. She's safe. Oh, no put me in a padded room. No camera. What are you gonna do? Yes, fuck you Now that's a little bit strange because the implication was that he did kind of come with the wind But it happens even if the door things are closed sweet. Does he just like a wind? He likes brushing your tins his desk like If I was a guy like dude, I mean, have you seen what it looks like? The elephant in the room here is that we think you're up. I think you think we know that we think this okay John Denver, this is what he was playing when they was taking a poop listen to me Alex somebody once told me Like O.J. makes the Tom Cruise at the same time. I see it. I'm not suffering from post-traumatic stress I don't have a narcissistic DD complex. I'm not going Dahmer. I'm not insane. I'm right Frame rate right now. It's like So it's safe to say at this point, are we supposed to think that's literally death like a good guy Yeah, yeah, that's something I didn't remember about this movie. Yeah, I forgot about that completely Like a reverse vampire. Yeah. Oh cutlery. He's kind of like a poltergeist. Yeah Spirit, why would you put your it's a very strange place? I don't know. She's lazy. Oh, what could it could be right? That's a jerk and just blows out your pilot late everything He does a little troll. He's just like hoax you would you ask everyone? Hey I Try to sleep not all of it the shower dad Well, everybody died a company makes a promise regardless Hot water So so this is a fun memory I have She freaks out at the sight of the cup, but every time I watched this when I was younger I never listened to the moment after it and just assumed that she hurt herself by holding the gun The cup is like it reminds her of the accidents. Yeah, that's a weird reason to throw away the You would surely No fucking way you miss this no way my computer How much vodka did she spill on there like all of it dripping that's a monitor She has a house sword look in the back. Yeah, that's true Oh That is unfortunate. Oh, don't slip on the blood. Oh, we just burnin leaves. Oh god. That's safe. Don't you get it? Yeah No, don't you know you know where that is you know where that is. Okay. Yeah, what you need right now is a fucking So that didn't even make sense by the way the knife should have fallen out It is gonna be there not death at all man like it a little he shouldn't he should just be saying hold you so Oh No Whether or not you're trying to look like it you did it That's improper My god, why did that happen well because the vodka exploded the fire, you know Why is that his reaction do you see he was like, huh, dude, that's what I can't believe mrs. B's house exploded in a fireball Wow That's pretty gnarly Hey, she got hit by a bus. It wasn't in the plane doesn't count Space at the bottom of the plaque I had four thought Why'd you want to meet you here anywhere cuz they're watching me why would I want to see him knows which one of us is next And he won't tell anybody And also like why does it fucking matter well cuz like what you're gonna prevent your own death again You're sees death still gonna be mad fool me twice. Whatever I would hope like if I felt wind in my room I'd be like all right death I need to have a chat with you mate like what's going on if I just dead is that it? Yeah, I'm gonna do anything have a convo Sort of poltergeist thing then at least it implies the existence of an afterlife right because if everything's super natural is happening There's like, oh, whatever. This isn't the end of my life. Anyway, fuck you whatever kill me, bro Brain aneurysm. Well, so that is that's the question. I think right like hey death you clearly can control a lot of stuff Why not aneurysms? And then it's like maybe that's boring. I know just like the easy way What what's with these Rube Goldberg machines that death? You know, maybe maybe that's fair and he's been doing this for this long and he's bored of the aneurysms And he's like I'll make some crazy happen The traditional horror movie trope of the killer not killing someone efficiently But just taking their time and trolling the entire way think about how long death has been around Electricity is still like new for death and he's still trying to deal all the cool ways Oh, yeah, these are these are basically just trick shots. Yeah watch this one guys Sam right off the rim like His next target is like a person in a padded room and he's just sitting in there for ages thinking he's like how can I kill you like this You're boring You just want to see people die. Well, what is the movie advertised as I don't know not this a plane ride It's about a plane Could you devise a scenario like we really can't tweak things to kill you well That could get y'all at once I one more bus and y'all are dead Well, so that's the thing it seems they concluded that it's an order, but I'd be like is there any reason you couldn't just kill us all And also yeah I mean like in the same way that a plane crash could kill them one by one a car crash, right? Yeah, the movie would be like five minutes long All right reverse the rules for a second if one of them has to die first Does that mean that the others are invincible until that person dies? And the main character jump off a building right now and if the other people are still alive he survives Does that fuck up like does that fuck up deaths plan does that like Seems like plans already a little fucked up me and Terry we'll be back together on the other side. So why wait any longer? This is dangerous. Stop it drop it And like I get your attitude, but can we get out if you want to kill yourself, that's great Let me get out. Yeah, also why you're dodging the cars if you want to kill yourself I guess he doesn't want to die that way. He's choosing I like how he just realized his seat belt is not in there. No, no, so the idea is he had another vision It wasn't really torn, but he had a vision Hey, man, can I get out the car before you do this please? Nope Oh my god a train is coming. It's like the bus Oh perfect place to stop asshole. I think they can't get out Doors Sean William Scott could leave though with Sean William Scott's fire. I'm kicking out this window I'm kicking out get out your side Sean then they can get out. What's wrong? Use your body. Oh, okay, we're so bad at this Don't do this. He's cool. You're plus you're gonna dramatize a fucking train driver It's not the way get out of the car Oh I'm Scott really stands out in this film as being so distracting like see he was trolling Oh, wait a minute. Oh, oops. Oh, maybe why did I shut my Deaths like plugging the exhaust with his fingers I wonder if death seven put the finger up the guy's butt while he's doing this And yeah, the seatbelt. Yeah, oh my seatbelt doesn't work now. Well, this is your own fault idiot. Oh My god, sorry, sorry bud. Yeah, I'm sorry. I wouldn't be risking it for that one. He put himself in there That's not relevant they just showed it for no reason Oh Bye Sean William Scott out. Wow. Wow. It didn't even hit him in the neck. It hit him like hit him in the jawline Next absolute and that's the plan is to design how I saved him It's skip Carter and was the next person in the path of the explosion Billy See the figure and something out here if you save the person it moves on to the next one Like company corporations There's like a bunch of employees. It's not just like this is this is Reginald death. He's like fuck I've screwed up so many times now And then I start to unionize It'd be like, wow, why do you keep happening to me? I'm just trying to kill these kids and get on with my day. Oh Duck tape everywhere. You need a pillow room. Like this is not good enough. Yeah. Yeah. Did you just institutionalize yourself say? I'm fucking insane. I mean use food so you don't choke on it I had a certain point. It's like why live if you're The free living life anymore Once and then he goes to the back of the queue and there's seven billion people ahead of him Yeah There's different things he could be Right There is but by baby food then like yeah, yeah fucking bread dude fucking protein shake or something I don't know why he's wearing gloves. He should be wearing a neck guard. Honestly What the fuck is that that it got through the whole door Did he set a booby trap for death? No, no, I think that's just Home alone just shoved a bunch of bullshit in there apparently it's like gonna kill it I forgot to remove the knives that were just hanging out of the closet Get a fucking tetanus shot then you idiot wait, so he's good now So if you notice it's unclear whether or not that was death. I'm just a fucking coincidence. Yeah Why do you need to be in a cabin so it slams his head like that things happen in cabins in the woods Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I'm gonna make myself the furthest away from like an ambulance if I need help Jesus admitted that she knows his location is not giving it up. Isn't that a form of obstructing the case or whatever? It depends on what their case is and if there's an active investigation He's a significant fucking suspect right now because he was there'll be evidence that he was in the crime scene Oh, I remember the premise that it's way cooler than the movie like how about you just hang out with a friend Presumably this is gonna be a sequence of events that's gonna lead to her death from death And it's like opening with lightning. Is that cheating or is that fine? It's kind of lame. Yeah, it is kind of lame He ain't getting out of here Oh No, there's no fucking way we could possibly step. What are you doing bullets are faster? Dude you can swim fast Sorry this scenario I'd be certain death is here. I'd be like It's pretty obvious this stuff we could use here, you know for like a good movie Absolutely, if we had this music over come rules, you know, like because half our discussion is why don't they just brain your ant aneurysm? I feel like that deserves a line, you know the money that they spent doing that weird like premonition like that physical Representation of death like that was weird that like oily shadow thing. I don't think that was a good idea You didn't have to have the backwards water the reverse water that was My god This is a labyrinth. Do you know death? Do is they need to go all the way and have death be like literally personified as like a character like the the mystery man from lost highway Call me or something like that or he's just kind of a seven seal. They may do Yeah, I didn't I'm going back to Bergman boys Oh Fuck I mean that wasn't that sharp. I would have heard but I mean if you're full of that fast that shit could go Yeah, yeah, she's a good person because she's trying to save the dog your father the dog Wait, so that was clearly an attempt to where she survived. Yeah, it's a good thing You can you can visually see electricity look at him. He's dead. That was an attempt death death you fucked up She she she dodged it now. You're good. You'll never die ever again. I'm never gonna die Well, I mean what in the world is is death doing this to try and stop him Hey That's like I get one. We'll try okay Maybe he's not doing a good job because his attention is put between both of them I don't really not understand if that's what we're supposed to think here. I don't know I don't know if he's just unlucky and she's dealing with that Because they showed the spooky real and these are just very unlucky How would you get good how about you fucking start to lift bro. Oh, there you go. He just got out Is that thing like no now there's the other shots of wait those attempt to surely uh, yeah, I know right death is getting Desperate here. He's just like fucking die Yeah, what counts is like one attempt Goldberg machines where there's like clearly several attempts with you. Do you know that? You know for a fact that death's manager is watching him and the manager's like, okay, this is not No, it's not one yet. It's not even what we're gonna have to let you go. Oh No I'm really curious. What is the death gonna be here? How's he gonna because there's so many things, you know? Oh, no. Oh, no, now the turpentine's released. Stop it That's true. You are grounded by the tires. Yeah, so how am I gonna get out without touching the car? We need to do all the fights to be playing this is death versus main character Oh, no find the breaker. This is what I would call bad. Okay now get out of the car No, I don't I'm actually unclear on what she's supposed to do. Yeah, what does she have to do he has to kill himself? Or Is he gonna grab it? Yeah, cuz I guess death is he's got a lot of catching up to do he's like is he dead? Okay, good He's dead. All right time to move on. Well, that's crouching right now next to them. He's looking at them. Like, are they dead? He's in there tapping his foot looking at his watch. I gotta get China the manager is like, have you actually killed them? You need to confirm. I know I know That's not gonna have so much fucking paperwork to fill out. Oh, yes. Yeah Dude, you can tell this this this was just a disaster this whole thing And he's got four more of these movies to get through. God damn it poor death Defy the damage report and everything. That's the one I care about. I want to know if he's okay. Yeah We gotta go through these movies thinking that death is like the main character. He's like the good guy That's how we got to look at all of these people are future hitlers. Yeah, he's just doing his job Oh, look, he's alive. Oh, we made it Paris I can't believe it. You know, I just can't believe we got on a plane again. I can't believe you got on a plane again either Yeah, seriously. What what I think at that point. I'm just like well look so many opportunities plane or not Nothing needs to be sad after I say this Nothing needs to be sad after I say this but they concluded that as soon as death cycles through them They're safe. Yeah, which I assume is the rule from your POV. What does it mean? Die from this point on like back to like you lived old age and you died, you know Yeah, you wouldn't expect a crazy Live long enough to destroy your liver through alcohol poison. You don't expect crazy contraptions to kill you anymore I guess what I'm saying is is that what what does it look like in terms of cause and effect in terms of how death operates? Like what would you You don't die a silly Rube Goldberg. Yeah, yeah, well that that would be yeah, I think that's fair There should be a rule like you kill someone else and you're good That should be the rule. Yeah, if you should be like the ring Oh, yeah, somebody else now and nobody cares. There's just something You know something I can't figure out What's designed listen get over it the path the explosion determined the order of our deaths, right? In my case no intervene, right? I was stormed from that power line by the explosion Oh, just just to make sure everyone's falling. They've just concluded death didn't really attack him yet Because if death messed up the first time you can never be sure if death just would did a bad job Well, it's that mean he's saying intervene he intervened in Claire's death. That doesn't mean that he hasn't had an attempt on him yet Yeah, he's singing a song to be clear. He's saying the first cycle hasn't actually finished hasn't ended. No That that's so death Glass Air water me wine Would you guys back at the hotel? Okay? Just stay here to be fair. This would freak me the fuck out too. Just realizing that Yeah, it's clear. I know you were bullshitting me when you said you were psychic too. Okay, you can't feel shit You just wanted to feel like you could do it too Oh my god, look at no, the bus really is there. It's just an actual bus another silent bus Get out of there Yeah, you should all be moving away leave the premises Hey, wait, so those two attempts then so who's next? oops That's the end It's you know what I really like that movie. I really like it. I don't know that I like it I would say that it's good. I would say it's good Blood worth the whole time What so the ending just told us as a big reveal it keeps cycling. Yeah, and I know And there's no reason why there was a six month gap other than he does a little trolling It's what we said he had the paperwork is his manager was like you motherfucker you have to solve this out He's like, oh he went on vacation for a bit. What I will say is compared to like wish upon this is like an actual story There's development. I mean like coming straight from watching It's like a cinematic masterpiece. Oh, of course. I I would go as far as saying this was fine It's it's there's loads of like shit in it though. I think it's like the execution of the death that could be so much better I uh, yeah, there's a lot about it. That's shit. I wish it wasn't so boring at parts You struggle to think when you're making a movie like this like what's gonna be the interesting parts that aren't the deaths You're like, I guess they'll talk about stuff I feel like you need to go for the extreme either way where death is very Almost spectral and haunting as a presence or you need to go where no death is personified in a person Who was conversing with these characters because something happened. Well, like it's invisible No, no, he's like a character. You have a character who essentially is death Shows up and tells them after the plane crash or whatever I know what you're saying, but this film with this series would be less unique because of it It wouldn't be the same thing It would kind of turn it into an any other like horror villain sort of thing Like there are already horror villains that are like supernatural and personified I think the fact that there is no face to death is what kind of creates this sort of thing where people Fantasize and be like, oh, this could happen to me in my kitchen sort of when they see something fall over in their house So they like is death. Yeah, that's like part of the fear is like it brings it into like Oh, this accident could happen to you. It's like a fucking training video at a new job or something I I would say like I see what you mean and I think that would work better if the method of the deaths was more I guess believable and not yeah Yeah, when you have thing knocks thing knocks thing knocks thing knocks you just like oh god. Okay. All right. Jesus. I get it It's not that fucking hard for someone to die in an accident Well, I mean, you're gonna you're gonna have to brace yourself then because like they get more crazy Oh, yeah Like this is you just keep getting wackier and wackier exactly. Well, that's the only thing you'd expect would happen Yeah, um, I do find it really silly that the concept of you're out of order for death Like you ruin death's thing. It's like why isn't changing your mind just what was supposed to happen anyway Because that's what happened It's weird that there's the concept of you screwed up deaths plan by changing your mind on a flight in the first place Like how people change their mind about things all all the time. Why did he get a premonition? So it's because the dude talked to him at the airport that was trying to sell him some shit. Like I don't understand Like what? Yeah, yeah, almost almost cartoonishly if you pretend earth is just running It's just it's normal thing and then the guy called death is like Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck with this this this and that's gonna kill him They'll be great and then some other entity is like I'ma give that guy a premonition Just to see what happens. Oh the main character had autism. It was the next step in human evolution. There you go Well, you could have a prequel all along exactly I mean, I I feel like at that point It's almost like just playing off the idea that death's the guy and he's getting bored and he's like yeah Remember that car crash you survived. Ah, you were originally gonna die in that but you know what I spared you but uh, you're gonna have to do something I don't know if you did like every time you chew your food properly Is that you'd avoiding death because you could have choked on it like I don't know Where are we gonna draw the line like how many you could you can avoid death in many ways You could have stumbled on the stairs today. You know like fuck you're avoiding death every second Just like Seth McFarland sleeping in on 9 11. He freaking uh, he dodged exactly. His time's coming up Dude death been trying to kill him over and over again. You know you kept making really bad comedy things That's why death is a character in family guy. There's who actually met Oh, yeah, he came back around there you go Seth McFarland's like, you know what after you try to kill me in 9 11 I'm gonna make fun of you on family guy. And he was like don't worry. That episode was in season one. That was before Oh, oh My choke doesn't work. Bye. Bye. No, you can still make it work. Death has really loved it And he was like, I'm uh, I'm gonna make you sleep in. I'll miss you on that one because you did 9 11 Probably That is the other thing like if I just randomly decided to kill myself, would that be death's plan or would he be like Whoa, I didn't know you wouldn't do that The characters themselves are doing half the work in these Rube Goldberg machines Like she decided to to heat up her water and pour it in the car. Like that was her shit Like death didn't do that. Like she she did half of that Oh, yeah, it's really weird when he was like blowing up all the lights In uh, Ali Lata's house and then she like chose to get in the car. He was probably like, oh Oh, I'm gonna get you now So like death knows exactly what they're going to do And at that point if if it's that omniscient then why do the Rube Goldberg machine? Like it would be so easy to just get them then if you know, like every step The only explanation I've got for any of that is literally going away. I just don't get it Why is he doing any of this stuff this way? He must be silly for no reason If you set it up to be too powerful You wonder why it has to go through the motions and to do all this stuff Does death have to make a conscious decision every time someone dies I think the thing is is that this movie doesn't want you to think about more regular mundane situations of just You get old and then you die of some illness or I guess this is me remembering what comes next It's always like these abnormal situations It gets better right before extreme that you go in either direction because this floaty weird middle ground can I Yeah, I I didn't remember that and I don't like I don't know how much they carry us through because I really don't remember I don't remember it. I don't remember it And the lightest stuff at all almost like they're not fully convinced by their own idea I don't think it's yeah, it's not hard to assume that they were like we better show some things So people know that there's definitely a thing here that's unusual This is a spooky movie This is a scary movie and when the wind blows the light goes out and that little the thing happens and when the gas Lighter is really loud for this few seconds That that's spooky. Um out of curiosity. What number would you guys be slapping on this one? I changed my rating from a six to a four. I was actually gonna say I don't know in the last time I was gonna say four too. I thought I really liked that movie though. I do I'll give it a five at the time. It was like a unique idea. Cool. This is a cool idea Well at the time banning gay marriage was a unique idea Well, I don't know that I just there was a lot of things that were unique idea back in the day cannibalism was a unique idea From time there were things in there that I liked There was also a lot of stuff I didn't like and I almost feel like because it had that potential to it. It makes me all the more disappointed Yeah, it survives on its concept of being the first film to really do this sort of thing It's execution not so much like but I mean it's good enough that it was popular, you know Like there's enough supporting stuff that like the police behaved as they probably should we had characters behaving in different ways There's developments. I think that all that stuff could have been a lot stronger But at least it reaches like a acceptable level But then of course I do agree that death mechanics don't really make sense At the in retrospect going back to the very beginning at the airport when the numbers were changing and everything And the woman like noticed the coincidence of the birthday and the plane ticket thing What is what am I supposed to take away from that knowing what I know now? It's spooky The implication is supposed to be like weird Coincidences are happening. So be more aware of your situation if that's happening Yeah, I don't know like it might be implying Devin Saw was a psychic But I think it's trying to imply like oh, you just got to look out if you notice these things Then maybe you'll avoid your own debt like yeah, okay Yeah, there was no and there was no attempt to establish him a special or like oh you were born And one you just noticed Like I don't know just off the top of my head if you die If your mother dies in childbirth and like one life Begins and one life ends and that's sort of like a weird magical thing And you have a connection with death because death happened when you were born And so you know just something like that to sort of establish maybe a like why you are From what I remember And from what Fringis told me it's one two and five that have lore in them The three and four do not have additional lore Fuck it Yeah, let's go. Let's go with it. I'm interested. All righty. Thanks for watching everybody Yeah, say goodbye to the nice people at home. Oh I'm going to go and pee. Oh, yeah, whoever didn't give their numbers give numbers Or Wow, we got so it's like a 4.5 from the overall from the cast to be honest with you I feel like I could be argued down to a three. I'm not actually sure I I mean, maybe it was just skewed to the fact that I watched it directly after Karen Okay, goodbye everybody see you next