 Sometimes I wonder how people would react if I came to the past with a smartphone and on one hand On one hand they might revere me as a guy. Oh my god He is he is a magic box that produces like he is the Messiah. He is the Messiah I get blessed from the Lord of the land with hoes. So hell. Yeah, you know hoes on top of hoes Hey, excuse me not hoes I mean I get blessed from the Lord of the land with promiscuous maidens my bad I've dreamt about it several times actually, you know I've also been very wary to not get my hopes up on the off chance some portal does open up to a parallel dimension That's like a few hundred years behind ours. I got to stay on my tippy toes Okay, I got to stay on my tippy toes for all I know for all I know people don't take too kindly to niggas with smartphones Let's say I get transported to some pirate ship. I'm on the deck the cruise just looking at me captain pulls up What you got there, mate? That's how um, that's how pirates talk, right? What you got there, mate? This this called a smartphone, you know, you can text people with it You can take pictures it's a little too much for your puny brain to understand So yeah, I mean like if you guys could just take me to your king. He could award me the Medal of Honor whatever the hell y'all got this time period, you know, even the um, even the Nobel Peace Prize It's Ron these niggas pockets, mate. Maybe they won't even like smartphones You know, maybe I'll present it to the king and he'll think I'm some sort of witch That's responsible for the for the four years of famine. They've had and check this out. Okay, you can even use it as a flashlight Click clop. Click clop. Which which he's a witch have him burned at once This is a smartphone, right? Oh my mom. I'm not a witch bro. Why y'all tying me to this crucifix? Why are y'all pouring gasoline over my body? Why wait a minute time out? Where you get gasoline from huh? I don't see no cars around Talking about crucifixes. Nothing would make me happier than getting transported to the time period where Jesus was doing all the miracles And just showing him up bro. Just showing his holy ass up and now I will turn this water into wine Oh my god Wow that disguised the real deal. He is the son of God. That's that's crazy, bro That's that's so crazy. I guess that's kind of cool. Oh, whoa, who said that? Who that just said that he sounded like he was gonna show that guy up me over here. I guess that's kind of cool But can he do this? Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Wow He is the real son of God. Wow. What a crazy day. Wow. Oh my god. What a crazy day, bro. Oh Maybe we shouldn't have made a man Oh