 Did you guys see it? Brick. Look, I'm a tourist. I got PSG shoes. Dude, look at this building. What? Is this sick? Dude, the architecture here is actually, like, incredible, though. Is this an NMP rerun? It is not. We need to find a Norwegian woman first. Caroline. Caroline. Caroline. Wait, Destiny. Oh, wait, no, that's a hat. She's sitting at a table down by the river. OK. How hard is this quest? It's two levels higher than me. Wait, one person said keep going. OK, Chad, are you guys really that dumb? You realize if I keep going in the same direction, I'll eventually go back to the other side. I'm taking the scenic route, because it looks pretty. OK, white umbrellas. White umbrella. Why do you guys keep saying turn around? I don't understand. Oh, I read that part of the script too early. Hey, have you seen my friend Caroline? Nope, OK. Have you seen the guys who got lost? Yeah, I already kicked the kid over. Yeah, I used to go to the river. It was bad. Oh, I have those same glasses. Do you? Yeah, I think they're women's glasses, though. I do now, I think. Do you have them with you? No, they're at home. OK. I lost them, though. People were telling me that you were in jail, that you had died, that you were in another country. All of those with Caroline would have been better. I wish I was, all of those things. Yeah, yeah, OK. Is there food here in this part of the town? You just made them this far down in general. Is France really a country? Because you have France and then you have Texas. And like, Texas is like a country. Do you mean is it like literally a country, or should we consider it a country because it's Caroline, watch out. The science of the state of Texas. Why was thought maybe as a continent? You know who Helen Keller and Anne Frank are, right? I just want to, this is my test now for all you Austin speakers. Yes, but when I'm live, don't ask me those questions because it's very hard for me to not immediately blur out a joke if it's. But I just want to, I feel like I have to ask everyone now from Austin, do you know the difference between? No, damn it. OK, so first and foremost, have you heard of Helen Keller and Anne Frank? Second of all, do you know that they are different people? They are they are not. Yeah, they're not the same person, right? But they're both. And then bonus question. Historical. Do you know Marie Curie? The singer. She used to sing with Michael Jackson. Yeah. Didn't she do that? Didn't she do the national anthem of Super Bowl? Oh, he's talking about Mariah Curie. You wouldn't fucking relate on that. So I am flying back tomorrow. What do you go back? I'm thinking about going to London tomorrow. Estrand and the EU continues. Well, I want to go to, I think I'm going to go to London tomorrow because I have to go to London anyway because I did my flights weird. Do you have like 10 flights right now? Well, now I have none except for one. But here's what I try to do. I bought like 15 flights and then I got a new credit card. And now I have a lot of points and then I refunded all those flights. So now I'm just going to have a bunch of points and I'll get the flight back for free. OK, so you're flight heading the whole thing. Now, if that's not how it works, I'm out about 12 grand. However, if it does work, I'm a genius. So what are you doing? I think I'm just going to go because I explored while it was nighttime. And I feel like during the day you can see more because there's the sun. So I thought maybe I should do it again. Do you want to stay here? Why do you want to go to? Let's go get ice cream. Ice cream. Thanks for real. It's really big. Is this a Twitch? Yeah, I'm on Twitch. It's Twitch? Yeah. Is this recording? You want to see my chat? It's live. Yeah, it's live. Chat, say hi. They can see us? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're famous. I'm famous. Say hi, chat. How many views are you on? 17,000. Oh, yeah. OK. Oh, my god. Can you make a little ad for us? OK, yeah. Chat, this is the best ice cream shop in Paris. What is the best? How do I pronounce it? Is it Reyes? Reyes. It's Reyes. Reyes. This is the best ice cream shop in Paris, chat. What do you recommend? Let's get you the recommend. All right, so this is my dragon fruit. OK, chat, this is the dragon fruit. We're going to try this. Let's get this, chat. Ready? Mm. It's very refreshing. That's actually really good. That's crazy good. This is good ice cream. This is really good ice cream. This is a really good ice cream. Thank you so much, guys. Yeah, thank you. This was great. Don't miss our coming. Thank you. Have a nice day. Good night. Bye-bye. You're great. Thanks for coming. Are you still on the? Yeah. Yeah, so. There's the one who created the. Oh, no way. Yes. You want to say something? So, chat, he's the he's the owner. He's a he's the person who started race. Yes. The ice cream was delicious. It was the best ice cream I've ever had. It's so good. Very good. Very, very good. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, of course. Have a nice day. Bye. It's incredible. This, you know, I wanted to face time. That's so great. It's insane. Yeah. You're going to, you're going to run to yourself. I'm going to bounce. I'm going to have one last dinner. Paris, France. Good call. And then head back to LA. All right. Yeah. What do you, and you're just going to. Yeah, I'm just going to walk around. I'm going to keep traveling and keep a. Think about the river cruise. That could be something to do. You know, always have the Eiffel Tower going on the back. I do think seeing if the backpack can make it to the top of the Eiffel Tower would be very cool. All right, bye. Maybe I'll see you back at the hotel. Yeah. If not, I'm sure I'll see you at the back. All right. Yeah, for sure. We'll see you later, Caroline. Make sure to go follow Caroline, Jeff. Go to Disneyland. I feel like Disneyland is a waste unless you're here for like a week. Because like, look at all these great places we haven't, we haven't been to. I mean, just even walking around and seeing the shops and like the architecture and all that. Like this is just cool. You know, this is like, this alone is like, is like a pretty amazing experience, right? What's the next quest is realizing I made a mistake and I did actually need water, but now I actually do need water. So we got to go, we got to go get some bottled water. Oh my gosh. This is actually a water store. Hello. Hi. Sorry, I moved this. Here you go. I just want this one. Oh, $15 minimum for credit card. Um, OK. Stop, gosh. No, I'll just buy more stuff. OK, I'll do it. That's how they get you. Um, one, two, three. Oh, OK. All right. Have a nice day. So anytime they try and scam you with a minimum, you make sure to spend $15 in the most inconvenient way possible. OK. And then they're like, you know what, the hell with it. Here, just get the hell out of my store. Dude, the fact that she saw that I was grabbing 15 bottles of water and she said to hell with it. OK, so obviously, Chad, we are here in the heart of Paris. The heart of Paris. What does that mean? We got to go find some authentic Parisian sort of things to do. Go to a cabaret. You're in a cabinet? Where's the cabaret? Chad, we're going to get on a bike. What is this content? Go to the bars and talk to some chicks, dude. I'll talk to some girls. No, I'm just kidding. That wasn't nice. Oh my gosh, dude. This won't scan because somebody put Sharpie on it. Dude, are you kidding me? What a cocksucker, man. I fixed it, dude. Please proceed to suck my ass, griefer. Dude, this is a freaking, you know what that is, Chad? That's PVP, dude. It's not even real PVP. This is griefing. We're going to get us some food. I'm starving. I haven't eaten all day for real. Chad, did we try the fabled Paris KFC that Nick says is better than American KFC? Guys, this is not a rerun of Nick's stream, OK? There's no Norwegian woman with me. This is OK. Dude, what if you, man? Harlan Sanders commends a travelier. Look at this, the history of KFC. Yo, what's up? Hey, you guys watch my stream? No, we're just kidding. I wouldn't watch it either. It's terrible. We're not sure if we can get it. Oh, yeah. It's sick. Cool. I was like, I was thinking, guys, really unfamiliar. Wait, is it the men's room or the women's room? There's women's spot in there. Hold on, is this the men's room? Is this the men's room or the women's room? OK, I'm so glad. Chad, I can't even ask for help because my phone isn't reading Chad. Look at Chad. Nick says that this is better than American KFC, which is surprising. So we're having a new taste test. So we've got a couple of tenders, smoky barbecue sauce, Kentucky fries, and corn on the cob. Chad, it's important to always eat corn the long way. The long way is the only way. What the fuck is this? This is pretty good, Chad, I gotta say. You can travel streams at the best. Dude, I've been told by a lot of other streamers for a long time that if I did like a world tour, it would be pretty insane. Like, it would probably pop the hell off. I'll be honest, dude, this KFC was pretty good, man. Normally, I ate KFC back home, and I feel like I'm supposed to die. I didn't feel that way. Chad, we're getting the most American Paris experience here. OK, Chad, we're going to get on this lime. Any limers? Lime gang? Here's a problem with bikes versus scooters. Bikes hurt my butt. Have you guys noticed that? I don't think I've ever in my entire life had a bike seat that was actually comfortable. I can't remember. Chad, do you want to ride off into the sunset? Chad, doesn't this look cool? That looks sick. Is the romantic kiss us? Oh, my goodness. It's riot time. Oh, boy. Chad, where's the last place we should go here in Paris? I think we got our answer. What is that? What is going on there? Look at that. What's going on? Wait, what did we find, dude? This is like a freaking oasis of joy. The dark moon fair. We didn't even know there was a fair. We could have done a fair stream. Like, this is just sick. Oh, there's the Eiffel Tower. Eiffel Tower, fairs wheel, building. Let's try to get dark. This girl looks like Black Bonnie. Kind of. I think from behind. Like her hairstyle and her hair color. That's not funny. Did you guys see it? Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks. Yeah, I was slowing down. I was just gravel. Yeah, thank you, though. I appreciate it. Frick. Dog, my J's, dog, shit. The exterior of a tragic accident at TwitchCon. Is Twitch to blame? No, I didn't, I like, Chad, I barely hit the ground. It looked a lot worse on camera. I do need some milk. It looked a lot worse on camera. Yeah, it's a part that goes from gravel to concrete. And I think the gravel on top of the smoothness, while I was slowing down, I think I, I wasn't slowing down with the wheel completely straight and it caused it to spin out a little bit. That's what happened. Wow, Black Bonnie. Chad, I wasn't staring at her. I just thought it was funny because it just kind of looked like her. It looked cinematic, really? Did it look sick? S-Wand crash, dude, you're so, dude, you were so excited to make a clip that you couldn't even spell my name right. S-Wand, who's S-Wand? Oh, dude, it actually does look kind of sick. Well, should we get on now or should we walk around a little bit more? Until, until what time is it open? Until what time? 11. 11? Oh, we should do it now then. Dude, we did it. Thank you. All right, thank you. Can I stand? Am I allowed to stand? Oh, I don't like heights. I don't know why I'm like, I've been on ferris wheels before. I don't know why I'm so, so I'm like, I'm like so nervous right now. No, the sign doesn't say not to stand. It says don't stick your hand out. Oh no, it also says not to stand, you're right. Chad, please, only a Paris deal fee. Chad, I swear, if any of you guys move and make this thing bounce, I'm gonna be so mad. I'm gonna be so mad. But Chad, it's the Eiffel Tower. Oh my gosh, it's actually kind of sick, dude. Dude, this is so cool. Chad, isn't this romantic? Just you and me. Oh, that's something on your face there. Chad, you got something on your teeth. Ugh. What are you kidding me? It looks like Disneyland or something. What is that? Oh my gosh, look at this view, dude. Oh my goodness. Isn't this an amazing chat? Screams? Oh, that was just the children. Oh, there's the screaming. Look at that torture device. Now I'm having no people on it and an undone seatbelt. They fell out. Going there, right? No, no, no. I'm too big now. Anything that has fast motion, it makes me really uncomfortable and it hurts my body. Okay, you got it this way? All right, thank you. Chad, this whole trip has been pretty sick. Super fun, I had a great time. We did all kinds of great things, but I think it's time to leave Paris. I think it's time to go, Chad. YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Reddit, Twitch, Twitter, everything is EsfanTV. Thank you so much for joining me for everything. It's been a blast. Chad, we might get a little bit of DLC tomorrow, okay? So I think this is the last Paris stream, but we'll probably get a little bit of DLC bonus content tomorrow in London. Dude, that girl looks like Bonnie, look.