Gotta Rant: Hugh Hefner's Engaged!





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Uploaded on Dec 27, 2010

WOW! It's like a fairytale Romance come true!!!
Hey, did you here who's engaged?
No, no, not Prince William and Kate. That's old news -- but then again, this is old news of another sort.

On Christmas Day, High Hefner popped the question to his 24 year old girlfriend Crystal Harris, who is reported to have burst into tears.
But then, what 24 year old girl wouldn't burst into tears when a guy who was born in same year as the Queen of England asks her to marry him?

Hef was born when Calvin Coolidge was President. Crystal was born the year Oprah first aired.

Hey,but maybe Queen Elizabeth should follow Hef's lead and dump her husband so she can marry Danielle Radcliffe.

But my heart really goes out to Hefs daughter, Christie, because while most people only worry about taking the car keys away from Dad, she's also supposed to take the Viagra away -- which she clearly hasn't -- and she really should because he's become kind of a monster.

He's like an undying sex vampire who uses money and the promise of fame to draw young women into his crypt at the Playboy mausoleum.

And yes, its pathetic that these girls young enough to be his great-grand daughters are so willing to sell themselves like this, but no more so than Hefs own willingness to prostitute himself, to have people laughing at him -- and Yes Hef, people are laughing at you -- like he's some victim in a Jackass film -- all because he can't bear to give up the fame, the camera lenses and the attention.

On his Twitter feed, Hefner wrote that this was the happiest Christmas Weekend in Memory. Hef? Are you kidding me? You ask a 24 year old Bimbo to marry you when you 're 84 any that's your happiest Christmas memory?
I would have thought your happiest memory would have involved a Christmas Donkey Show in Tijuana.
Photos: William and Kate
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