 So these are Pizza Head Brut's... Pizza... Pizza Hut Brut's... ...hates Pizza Head Brut sticks. Yo, what's going on, everybody? Welcome to a very special Target Food Court episode of Fung Bros. Food. See, a lot of people, when you're thinking about the great food courts, you're thinking about Costco. You're thinking about Sam's Club. But now we got Target. With a little accent. It looks like you're wearing a Target shirt right now. It looks like you're wrapping with the white and red. You're talking about what you came through with the Target. No bail. Target. No sale. Target's the store where you walk in looking for socks, and you come out with about $140 worth in your cart. Bro, Target got it all, man. Alright, so everybody knows Target, but not everybody knows their food. They actually do a lot of high-end designer collaborations, considering it's Target. You don't think about Target that way. But guess what, guys? We do in a collaboration with Target, too. Not getting paid for it. Hey, Fung Bros. Food X Target collaboration sold out. Target Food Court Review. Let's go! The very first item that we have up from the Target Food Court is... The hot dogs. So we got Nathan's famous beef frank here. So these hot dogs cost $2.89 each. But if you want two of them, it's two for four. That's a little bit pricey. So we got mustard and ketchup on these Nathan Hales. Let's go. The bread's a little dry. But the hot dogs kind of... The hot dogs are good. I eat it without the bread. It's how good it is. You could tell the bread had a good flavor to it, but it was super dry and hard. 3.5. Go 3 out of 5, man. I actually like the condiments. I don't know... There's a difference between different brands of mustard. There are different brands of ketchup. Yeah, 3.5 out of 5. Alright. Coming in at a whopping $3.29, we have the Caprese Chicken Sausage. What? Caprese. Caprese. Caprese. Look at the herbs. You got peppers in there. Kind of sweet. A little too sweet. Not as spicy as I thought. That's like a lot going on. Oh. No! Visually, it looked fire. Taste-wise, it was okay. 2.5 out of 5. 2.5 out of 5. I mean, maybe based off expectations, I was like... I'm going to give it a 2 out of 5. Whoa! You know how disappointed I was. I'm going to give it a 2 out of 5. If you're not trying to eat beef, I would say try the chicken one. But I will say coming in at that price point, I felt like I got catfish. Alright, so overall, the hot dogs that Target offers versus the hot dogs from Costco or Sam's Club, Costco right now ranking the top. They rank at the top, but to me, the flavor of the nation's famous. Probably the strongest dog flavor of them. Yeah, true. Really? Out of the Costco? Yeah. Moving on to the pizza section, they use Pizza Hut Pizza. It's not deep dish. Deep dish looks a little bit more like a pie crust. Wow, this is pan pizza, which is kind of in between. Target's cheese pizza. Bread is buttery, a little bit oily. This pizza's coming in at 4.49. 4.49 for this? I was going to give this a 4 out of 5. 4 out of 5. Wow. Before I heard you say price? Mm-hmm. I'm going to have to drop it down to 3.5. Wow. Man, I like how the crust is really soft. You know, I don't like really like hard crust. The sauce, good balance with the cheese. You're going in on it. I'm going in on it. We got more food now. I'm halfway there. We got more food. You know what? This tastes so good. I'm going to still give it a 4 out of 5. Giving the price, I'll still give it a 4 out of 5. 4 out of 5. 4 out of 5. I'm going to give it a 3.5 out of 5. Save some room for improvement. Coming in at still 4.49. We got the Triple P pepperoni personal pan pizza. This looks 4P's. It looks kind of like the pizza emoji. Yeah, exactly. It's just so perfect. You know what it also looks like? And this is like super canto of me. A dan thai. Yeah. Imagine a dan thai. A really big one. Yeah. 4P's pepperoni personal pan pizza. Pee pee pee pee. I don't know about you guys. I prefer the cheese. Same. Same. These are like hard pepperoni. The taste of the pepperoni is not that great. But. Okay, I'll give you this. The pepperoni kind of tastes like bacon. Yeah. Yeah, because you love bacon. I do like bacon. Guys, I got to give it a 4 out of 5 on mine. Wow. I mean, I like it a little bit better than the cheese. I give it a 3.5 out of 5 on a good pepperoni pizza. The oil should melt off the pepperoni and add an additional layer of flavor to the cheese. I thought the additional runoff of the oil layer detracted from the taste of the cheese. I'm gonna have to go with you, man. 3.5 out of 5. Not as good as the cheese. I just snuck a fry. They're not good. I was looking at them. I was looking at them. All right, let's just try these fries real quick. That tastes like some one week old cafeteria fries. All right, these fries cost $2.29. I got to give these a 1 out of 5. 1 out of 5, man. If I could give it a 0, I would give it a 0, but I don't think that's valid. Okay. Zero is like something that makes you sick. For $4.99, the chicken Alfredo pasta from Target. You know how they make Alfredo? It's like a lot of Parmesan cheese with like heavy cream. I just taste like cream almost. Give these a 2.5 out of 5. Wow. Cheese was way too heavy. It felt like there's not enough of the peppers. Cream was just too thick. Give it a 3. I kind of like it. 2.5 out of 5. I like the bites that I had, but I wouldn't want to eat the whole tray. There wasn't even that much chicken. I don't know. If you guys got some chicken, I didn't get any. I got like one piece. One tiny piece. Coming in at another $4.99, we got the meaty marinara. Man, this looks like a pizza. This straight up looks like the cheese pizza we were just at. This is a pan pizza. Meaty marinara. Let's do it. I was impressed by actually the meat in it. I was just going to say that. That is not like some pepperoni meat. They didn't just take the actual like ingredients from a pizza and throw that in the pasta. I expected it to be a little bit more tomato. More oregano. Yes. But, however still, I'm going to give that one notch up from the Alfredo. I'm giving that a 3 out of 5. I'm going to have to double down on a 3 out of 5. The marinara was a little more sweet rather than tangy. I've been thinking about it. 2,000 years later. 2,000 years later. If I put my younger child hat on, 4 out of 5. What? Think about it. Guys, it's elevated Chef Boy RD. I'm not mad at you though. Bro, I'm not mad at you. It's elevated Chef Boy RD. I thought you were going to give it like a 1. Because I'm thinking with the target audience in mind. But what about you? I said what I said. Dip a stutter. What about you? What I said, man. This ain't about them. This is about you. It ain't about the kids. We need to know that you. We have the 15 piece pretzel bite for $3.29. It's still cheaper than the stadium though. It's not necessary to try it without the cheese. No, I'll try it without the cheese. Bro, did you just hum? No. You just hummed. No, I didn't. You hummed. David went, I'll tell you I didn't though. Rico's nacho cheese is killing it right now. It's kind of spicy. I like it. I'm giving it a 2 out of 5. It's way too hard. It tastes kind of like cardboard. Not that I have an 8 cardboard, but you know. I give it a 2 too. Really? I'm giving it a 3. Solid 3. We have the $2.19 grilled cheese from the Target Food Court. Grilled cheese. It's a thick slice of American cheese. It's creamy. It does not have that cheddar bite to it. Yo, I'm not mad at it though. What about if I dip it in the marinara? Yo, what if I dip it in the Rico? Woo! When it was fresh, maybe a 4 out of 5. That we're eating it right now, 3 out of 5. Grilled cheese is very fresh. I'm really surprised about how the toast is still light and crispy. As long as you would think it would get soggy. Let me give it a 4 out of 5. Nah, I give it a 4 out of 5. I like this product. You know why? 4 grilled cheese is whole wheat. It's got a thick slice of American cheese. It's still crispy. Still tasty even after 20 minutes. I was going to give it a 3.5 out of 5. Okay, so I gave it a 4. You gave it a 4. So I think average wise that's tied with the cheese people. Cause you guys gave the cheese 4. I gave it a 3.5. And then we have your $3.29 chicken tenders. It's a chicken. It's a chicken. Instead of the chicken, it's a tarjet. It's a chicken tenders. It's a tarjet. So this is BYO sauce. Instead of not BYOV, bring your own sauce. I didn't think I was going to like this because it was very dry. And I was impressed by the flavor. You can see the burnt edges right here. You can see how some of the bread crumbs are burnt on certain sides. So that means the last time it was cooked, it was baked. Thinking back to little old Nelly Nell, as a kid, I would enjoy this a lot. I'm enjoying this as much as a 9 year old. Give it a 4 out of 5. Like it. Obviously with the caviar, then it was fresh. Give it a 4 out of 5. I give it a 4 out of 5. The chicken tenders are ranking at the highest average of all the items from Target. The chicken tenders from Target. I've been noticing a trend. They struggle with bread. And anything that's simple, that is a child's food, have all been executed quite strong. Strong. Once there have been additional elements, quality has become unstable. Here we have the pretzel coming in at a luxury price of $289. Way better than the bite. Way better than the bite. What do we give it a 1? Way more of that conventional pretzel dense. I do enjoy this a little bit better than pretzel bites. So what are you going to give it? A 5 out of 5? Are you trying to make one of me? 3.5. I thought the bread, in my opinion, tastes completely different. 3.5. I'm giving it the same score as you except my jump is only at 0.5. I'll give it a 2.5. Okay. Still a jump. That's still a sizeable jump. So let's get on to the bread sticks. Let's get this bread. Let's get this bread. I'm interested. Let's get it. It's very light. It's got a lot of seasonings. I can see the crispiness on the bottom though. The oil right there. You have the seasoning on top, which is probably a mixture of Parmesan, oregano, salt. What if he snipped it up on your nose? Neck and neck kind of hard. Ooh, that crunch. It's a little too dry, man. I didn't expect it to taste like this. I thought it would be more dense actually. Yeah. And you know, some people may criticize and say, you know, well, you shouldn't have let it sit for a little while. You can predict if something was good. No. While still acknowledging that in its current format, it's not good. And it is crunchy on the top. And then with all that, you know, seasoning on the top. It makes it very jam packed, salty. Okay. 2.5 out of 5. Giving it a 3. Solid 3. 2.5 out of 5. Coming in at $1.69, we got the Target popcorn. Guys, I'm not gonna lie. Yo, straight up. Straight up. This is 5 out of 5. Damn! I was gonna say, I'm not a fan of popcorn. I was gonna give it like a, you know, a 4 out of 5. But this one went with the covered in butter. Just go watch it on Tuesday. It's 5 bucks. That even seems... Where can you get better popcorn for $1.69 when they cook it for you? 30, 40 ounce bag. Gigantic. Huge. Almost too much. I give it a 4.5 out of 5. That is the highest score today. Here we have the chicken wings. $4.99 though. We're all crazy. For $6.00? This is fresh. 5 out of 5. Chicken wings. You know why? Going back to the nostalgia thing. This reminds me of when I was in elementary school. Every Thursday they would have hot wings at the cafeteria. It's what it kind of tastes like. Do you even think these wings need ranch? I don't think they do. I thought it was a 4 out of 5. Because it's juicy. They're small. They're not dry. They got a good amount of kick, you know, in the hot flavor. I give it a 4.5 out of 5. Like, these are actually solid wings. Like, just overall. It's buffalo sauce, but you know, not too buffalo. Sometimes the buffalo sauce a little too tangy. It was a dry buffalo. This is a little bit more on the spicy side than the tangy side. My favorite thing that we had today from the Target Food Court was the personal pan cheese pizza. Or the popcorn. I still have a soft spot for the chicken Alfredo. Got to be the wings. And I like the marinara more better. I was gonna actually say the meaty marinara and the chicken wings. Since Nelson's been predicting all my moves and just took my answers. On my kid's side, I say the grilled cheese. My more grown size says the chicken wings. Target's not the lowest price store out there. So if you're eating there, you probably are willing to spend a little bit more money just on convenience sake. What is one collaboration you guys would recommend for Target on the Food Court end, because they love collaborations. And then even one on the clothing slash home furnishings end. I would like to see them collaborate with Sriracha on the clothing end with Yogi Yamamoto. Or another minimalistic future tech wear Japanese designer. They need to collaborate with the Magnum Bars. They have no ice cream. Or collaborate with Yogurtland. On the clothing end. Shawn Weatherspoon. I think Target has collab with Wetzel's Pretzels. Clothing collab? Shawn, they might hit up Virgil, man. Alright, everybody. Thank you so much for watching that video of the Target Food Court. In the comments below, let us know what brand of food Target should collab on with their food court. What's a clothing brand that Target should collab with. And then also let us know what other food courts or places you want us to try and review. Until next time, Fum Brothers here, David, Andrew. We got Nelson from Hooping Life. Thank you for joining us on this very special food court episode of Fum Bros Food. And until next time, we out. Peace. I can tell, I called Nell earlier. I was like, yo, we doing low bro food target. You're like. I was like, what are you doing?