 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we are playing Ublitz. This video is sponsored by Epic Games, so thank you to them for the sponsor. Ublitz is out now on the Epic Games Store in Early Access. If you want to download it, there's a link in the description, and you can use code callmekevin if you really want to go the extra mile in helping me out. But we're going to jump back into the life of Big Man, and I don't mean me. You know, I'm also a big man, big strong and tough. You know, but that's the name of my character. Yep, here he is. Only a big man would be almost falling asleep half naked in the rain. It takes confidence, you know? I like how all the Ublitz that I own are looking away from me as well. It's like maybe if we just don't make eye contact, you won't notice we're here, or maybe they just don't want to look at an old man in his underwear standing in the rain. It's just kind of depressing. My god, they are very good at mimicking my moves. Jesus, they're all in sync. It's like we finish each other's. No, it's just a blank look on his face. Maybe one day we'll get to that level. What is this? Can I cook up one of these yummy critters? I think this one wants to die. He's trying to jump in the park. Please release me from this realm. All right, I'm going to go sleep. What a bad day. Zero dance battles won. When I go to bed, if I've not won at least three dance battles in a day, I am depressed. Oh, what's that I hear? It's the distant calling of capitalism. Stumpy, you're going to get to work making ingredients. So you stay there, and I'm going to see what orders we have to fulfill. Come on, gang. Oh, wait. No, this isn't the way out of my fam. Sorry. He's kind of confused. He's so wobbly. He reminds me of like an Ed Ed, Nettie cartoon or something. Share your wisdom with me. Butter toast. All right, what do we have to hand in? Nernies? I think I have Nernies. There you go. Take my Nernies. Thank you. Oh, I did it. I don't even need to do anymore. Great. Capitalism. Oh, wait. The policemen's. The ooblets have little hats on that match him. Why don't you feckers try and match me? Go on. Shave your heads right now. Right down the middle. I think I kicked off the island if I did that. Hey, I'm here to get my ooblets shaved. That sounds so wrong. Oh, dear. Oh, I could get a mustache. I'm going to get this one. It's the obviously fake mustache. Wait, why are you putting stuff on my head? What was that? Great. A new look. Hello there. I'm not a big man. I am someone else. She's like, I never met this big man, dude. And frankly, I have no idea what you're talking about. Oh, my sweetie beady is done. I can't even remember what this was for. I need to bring it to someone out of my way. I got to get this sweetie beady to someone. Oh, it's for the printy press. Yeah. Now we can make stickers. You know, as I always say, supermanly game. This doesn't help prove my point. This is a really manly game. If you just go away. Thank you. Her face. As soon as I said it, it's like she heard me. All right. In return of fixing your printy press, I'm stealing all your lava lamps. Get badge turn reconnected to the oobnet by dance battling your way into the old oobnet tower. All right. Fine. Oh, it's so hard to even understand that sentence. Oh, my God. What the hell is this technology? I don't know, but this clomper is trying to protect it. That sounds very aggressive, actually. Are you a fucking clomper? You think you can stop me? Huh? I don't know if this old creaky tower's floor can support all of this dancing. I don't know if this is a good idea. We got some synchronized dancing here. God, the whole gang is here just having a fantastic time. Meanwhile at the farm. Yep. The whole gang having a great time. I'm winning this, but like, I don't really understand how like who is the judge here. Is it me? I'm the only human here standing out my watering can. I clearly have other things on my mind and one of them is definitely drugs. I like how there's an option to flee the battle. You just run away from this. Oh, they're dancing. It's too much. Let's just run out of the tower. Oh, the special moves coming out. Go lump stump thingy. You do it. That's your special move. That was kind of lame. Moody bastard earned 53 XP. Grimples earned 53 XP. And lump stump earned 53. I didn't even name you. Like, you're probably lucky because the others got horrible names, but at the same time, I'd feel a bit left out if I were you. Now clomper, give me your seed. That's right. I'm front to everyone. Come on. What does this mean? High voltage? I'm high. Just polish it. Wait, there's another tower? Ah, for fuck's sake. Honestly, just call the ISP. It's their job to fix the internet. I'm not tech support for your entire island. Big man has a wish to upgrade his house size. Where can I do that in here? I mean, last time I had to save up for a whole two days to just buy a fanny pack. So I can imagine how much that will cost. 2000. I have 25. Can we make a deal somehow? I'll grind up one of my ooblets in this thing if it'll sway you at all, maybe. I can see you're being swayed over there. You're swaying. You like the idea of bloodshed, don't you? I wouldn't mind this bed either, to be honest. I've been sleeping in that horrible little tent bed. There's some pink paint. That might be nice. Do I really only have 25 bucks to my name? Maybe I should go earn some money. If I wasn't doing all this free work for the town, maybe I'd have a bit more money. I'm just standing in the middle of them trying to talk and their phone just slapping me. Stop beating up big man. Big man, hearty. I just passed some legislation to declare today a nice day. Wait, what was that? Oh, I thought I just stole some of the furniture for sale. It's like, ah, it's outside that mean legally free. Just take it. I don't know why I have that accent. I guess it goes with the fake mustache. You gotta put on an accent. No, I am not big man. He was completely innocent. I am big comrade. Oh, I just tried to break into that children's treehouse and that is locked. I must have heard about the strange Russian man with the mustache robbing people. How come they lock their treehouse but their houses are wide open? Ah, stuff to steal. Oh, very good. God, this is a treasure trove. Obsidian and it's rare. Nice. God, they're gonna come home and just give up on life. I stole so much from them. Okay, I gotta go out to go back in. What do you need help with? I can give you 50 for every unique ooblet. Why haven't I talked to you already? Look at moody bastard there. He's just ready to be scanned. He's so happy to be scanned. Let's scan you. Look how angry he looks. This is just free money. I can't believe that I didn't know about this. And I get a figurine and everything. What kind of business are you running? What's this thing? Tell me. I want more free money. Not very social, is he? That's because he's dead. Well, you can't really blame the fecker then. 10 nerdies, one oobsidian, one quib, one seaplot. This is all nonsense, but I think I actually have some of those. I got nerdies. I stole this oob thing. I got that for you. I got this. Wow. Look at that. I was done already. It just started. I've been carrying around all this junk too afraid to sell it in case it's important. It looks like for once, past Kevin was a bit of a genius. Okay, so I need two quibs, one clotlet, and three spore bits. It's so hard to remember everything. I can't even go to the store and remember I need milk, bread, and eggs. And I don't mind all this. I am feet from the house and I've already forgotten. Spore bits. Oh, there's a list down here. A quib, quibs, and clotlets. Yeah, okay, I'm on it. I can afford the bed. Okay, buy the bed. Fantastic. Off home for a nap. Oh, good. Okay. I had to go take a phone call, but it's okay because even though I left him standing there all day and by the game's clock, he is up late. But he doesn't mind. He's just idling there dancing while the person at the store sleeps, like, sir, please buy something or get out. Luckily, I have a new bed to go home to. So that's why I was getting extra tired doing all that dancing. All right, let's store this one, the crappy bed. And how do I... Oh, no, I probably should have figured out how to place the other bed first. Oh, decorate. Okay, good. Thank God. I can put it up against the wall. I'm never going to have company. Sleep. Oh, this is going to be a nice sleep. My little lump stump is sticking his face in it. Like, hmm, wood. Wait, I'm wood. It's like my family were used to make this bed. You overslept, so you'll be a bit groggy here today. Are you serious? All that energy is gone. I'm going back to bed. Come on. The one solution to oversleeping is sleeping more. There's some super rare ooblets to be found, if you look higher enough. They're called glenies and they sparkle. Oh, like, shinies. All right. Oh, come on, big man. He looks so depressed as you're watering. The hell is wrong with this one? I guess he's the gatekeeper because I can't get past there. There we go. Got enough clottlets. Now I just need one. Sporbit and two quibs. I don't know where the hell I got those quibs to begin with. That's my only problem. Okay, you shake trees, apparently. All right, they're blue fruits. This is not blue, but I'm going to shake the tree anyway, just so this officer can see that I'm a badass. Look, he doesn't even dare mess with me. Oh, a sporbit. Okay, great. Now I just need that blue fruit. Ah, there we go. Here's some quibs. Perfect. I've got all the quibs. I'm speaking fucking nonsense, but what else is new? Okay, hankerbot is done. Where's my money? You were giving me free money earlier. Now I actually do something for you to give me nothing? I do at least have some wishes. 170 wishes. All right, let's go to the wishy-well. What can I get? Sprinkler. That would be nice, actually. God, that obsidian thing is worth a lot. Good thing I stole the last one. All right, give me the basic sprinkler blueprint and give me some cold hard cash. Hello, furniture lady. I'm back because I have lots of money. I'm very wealthy, you see. You can probably tell by my mustache. She's like, are you actually gonna buy something this time or are you gonna continue to run around my shop half naked? I need a rain plop. How do I get a rain plop? Okay, found someone on Reddit. I'm at a point in the game where I need sprinklers, but I have no idea how to attain rain plops. The answer? During rain. Is that it? Oh, they responded. Okay, it's raining, but how do I get it? And they just said, pray you find some on the ground. Oh, that's disappointing. All right, I got some paint. Oh, that's lovely. That is nice, actually. It's probably not the color I would have picked, but it's actually quite cute. I meant to buy pink paint, so it looks less obnoxious than that would have looked. Really making this crack house a crack home. All right, now that I've made him self-sufficient with this little crack home, I think we can leave it there. Big man, it has been a pleasure. Honestly, it really has. This game is very quirky. I really enjoyed it. Very, very fun game. I just love these sorts of games. I get quite addicted to them. But we're gonna end it there. That'll probably be my last video on ooblets, at least for now. So I hope you enjoyed them. I really did. I'll thank Epic Games again for the sponsor. Really appreciate it, and I appreciate you guys watching along as well. It just usually supports me. And if you want to download the game, as I said, link in the description. You can use code, call me Kevin. If you choose to help me out a bit more, if you're buying it anyway, you know, it'll be nice, but no pressure or anything. We're gonna end it there, so thank you again for watching. Hope you enjoyed. Appreciate it as always, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.