 So, this is also Merry Christmas, maybe. Yay! Crumbus! Hello, man! Happy 4th of July, everyone! Happy Shorts and Nager of July. So, gosh, you know, Batman and Robin, such great memories of this already. Once upon a time, Tim Burton made a Batman movie. And it was like, oh, it's all dark and spooky and cool, and Michael Keaton is Bortman. Then he made a sequel on it, and people were like, oh my god, the fuck. This is like terrifying. I don't know if you guys have seen Batman Returns of the Time recently, but... I didn't. I love it! I mean, it's great, but it's also a movie that was like... This is hard to market. And they're like, you know what? Joel Schumacher, he's gonna save us, and he made Batman forever. Hey. Returns of the time. Hey, Muller. You know what else is hard to market? Here we go. Oh shit, I'm excited. Let me get ready. Go. An immortal dog. Okay. Stop listening to him. Get a little pause for the crickets, and we're good to go. You can't make that claim plenty loft. You know, it worked. No, I'm just, I'm just, I mean, it's weird because you think they'd sell like hot cakes because you just can't put them down. Okay. That was, that was why I smiled at that. You got me. Fine. I think that was wonderful. You should have won the Game Awards, Rex. That's what I did. Did you win the loss of us two awards? That's lovely. Nice. Yeah, but yeah. So, so Jules Scharmacher took over and made the next one. I don't know if you guys have seen Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones trying to out eat the scenery of each other. It's quite wonderful. And you know, that one did well enough that he made another one. And fuck, it's like those four movies kind of share continuity because all Alfred is in all of them is the same actor. Oh, and Commissioner Gordon is always the same actor. Those two made it through all the movies. But Batman switches actors twice. Like, again, I think Robin's, yeah, Robin is, is, is brought in in Batman forever because Tim Burton thinks Robin is gay. Obviously, I see you wouldn't want him in there. It's like so lame. Yeah. So continuity wise, they've teamed up. They defeated two face on the Riddler. And, you know, who knows who's next. And when I found out that Arnie was going to be the bad guy in this, I was like, oh, that's just, that's perfect. Best movie. No, I have a confession to make. I have not seen any of the Batman movies beyond the first one. Batman. Wait, you haven't seen Batman Beyond? Nope. I saw the first movie and then none of the rest. Uh, you haven't seen this one. Nope. I've only seen bits and pieces. I know of the back credit card and I know Arnie's in this one. I know they do some ice skating at some point. Well, you see interviews and everybody's like, ah, this fucking stupid ass fucking Joe Schumacher movie. I anyone else here not seen it? All right. I've seen it. Yeah, I figure what I have. It's it's quite a movie. Uh, and you know, this, this was the end for Batman until Nolan rescued him and made him dark and then did, depending on who you talk to, a lot of, uh, help or damage. I don't know to the superhero brand because everyone's like, oh, God, dude, go do dark visions of everybody, which I'm okay with. Okay. It's cool to see Superman lays down a baby. I want to see. Oh my God. I want to see the scenarios. Yeah. See, no, don't fuck baby stuff. Fuck him. Take him and fuck. So yeah, I mean, there's nothing much else to say because I don't even want to like, you know, ruin it. It's just that you're in for a ride. Um, I don't even want to tell you what villains you're going to be getting or what kind of style it goes for. All I will say is that Gotham in these movies is way cooler than in the Nolan Doctor. So you're telling me that Arnie is not the only villain in this one? He's not the only of three villains. So it's interesting that he played Mr. Freeze because he was kind of one of my favorite villains of the Batman's. Oh, you're going to love everyone always talks about how he nailed Mr. Freeze, nailed him like Arnie was invested in a very faithful Mr. He read all the comics back to front. You think that his portrayal of Mr. Freeze would put his career on ice. It begins, ladies and gentlemen. He's good. Well, Rags is going to be competing with Arnie in this movie. Oh my goodness. Can I do I have a chance? Can it Rags is puns versus a writer team is puns like, oh, it'll be tough. Yeah, they're a writer, a whole team of writers with all the time that they had with versus one person me on the spot. You see, I could have done something with the spot thing for dogs, but yeah. Yeah, but we're going to ace puns now. So stick to it. Well, the other day, actually, I had to go to Home Depot. I there was a guy in front of me in line and he was asking if they had any spot remover and the cashier asked him if he had like a really nasty stain or something like that. He needed to get rid of and he was like, no, my neighbor's got a dog. Yep. The problem with that one was I think most of us knew that's not a nice pun. Boo. It's a good pun. It's just that you don't you don't even revealed it. I know kind of. Yeah, that's the thing. I feel like you should have you did an Amy Schumer where you just kind of already revealed the joke and they've got to go up another six minutes of our vagina. She's in tell jokes. Anyway, is everyone ready? Yeah, I'm ready to go. These are the dudes who are trying to kill cinema right now succeeding. Why didn't they release this film to streaming? That's a chilling image. Hey, if I was a magic dog, would I be a elaborate cadaver door? This meal. I'm good. I just realized the spot one. This is like a new mother. It wasn't there. Oh, but they're in Alicia Silverstone. Dude, this is a star step. I can't believe our whole snag is like front and center. It's like you came to watch. No, it's cool. The whole logo is doing this is because the 90s were about a time for film. Okay, God, Robin's former. Who did the music for this? What is what the fuck is this? Descent to like text, but. Again, damn, too groin and too much job to get one for each. They don't even have a bad shot gun right now. Like, yeah, no bad side. You look. He looks very anxious just to be standing in the back. Here we go. I got a lineup for this terrible line delivery. Here we go. What do you mean? This is peak Batman. It's morphin time. Look at that fucking car. I want a car. Chick stick to car. This is why Superman works alone. That's your first line in the movie. I love the first line of smoke effects to do try and bring this one back in one visa. Oh, wow. Oh, canceled. Like there's nothing from stopping bugs in things from hitting his face. Why would you don't either? Oh yeah. And he's still just standing there. Yeah. He's going to wait for me. Waiting for me. He has to use his motorcycle to catch up to the fucking rocket powered. What if they were going to hurry? Exactly. I was waiting for my box. Uh, he was like, Oh, my goodness. Robin. Jesus! Right! Oh, oh, oh! He twisted me! No more Bat Taco's in the Bat Cave. Who's that? That's Commissioner Gordon. Really? Yeah. There's direct light of Commissioner Gordon. Why is he dressed like a colonel? Yeah, I know he was a military guy. On these streets, it's war! And how did he catch up to Batman in his cool car? Because his cool bike goes real fast. He had, like a big head start on him. Wasn't on full booze you art museum fucking everything very Look at this place this sat bad holy shit Yeah He's an icicle Thank you That my condition has left me cold to you please a mercy All that is not hot you just totally into it is is there a scene in this where mr. Freeze turns the Turns Robbins motorcycle into a motorcycle I think we're actually one one right now movie in rags Rags he lifted the freeze-gut Oh Yeah, that's what I saw ready Did he needs to put the gun in a leash grab the 10 Yeah, Jim's in the corner like no, please He just announced just announced kill the heroes The cops coming from a little sport room at the top of the stage How come I had to throw the fattest car The fact that he was fat made it He should have said cool Yeah, missed opportunity In his neck would that be a hat trick what killed the dinosaurs? They try to battle him you keep laughing Dinosaurs the results of a massive organic cloud He says all of that then fires the gun Why was there an okay, I was hoping you drop in Wait, what do you say it hoping you drop it? Yeah. Oh, love it Wow Oh, I'm loving these booster shots. Oh, he does bat magnets Whoa, I think it broke every fucking ceiling how do I get in? Oh, they dug through the ground and came up Oh my god, it's Batman's done for Oh, where did the water come from? Yeah, no way did hit his face. No dice space I love how much he loves this role freeze. You're mad this capsule explodes. It'll slaughter thousands freeze. Well freeze well What a problem Oh my god, he has wings I'm the icy muck man. Who invited you. I was just hanging around. How about nice to see you? Glad you're here to save my life Yeah, Batman. I'll use my trusty lasica Plastic and we're good. This is why Superman works alone Oh stirps up. Uh, wait, how is it staying on your feet? Well, they got blades on their feet Yeah, now the shards will take people out. Oh, wow, they're like right behind him. Okay Oh, no now robin has a girl's best friend I don't see how this works Yeah, I don't know how this saved him. There you go If you land on Is this his base or is this just a coincidental thing that's happening right now these alt doors that he's pushing I don't know what the fault No, everywhere I'll know how he's been frozen stay cool bird boy. Oh, he said stay cool Stay cool, please. Can you be cold batman? You have 11 minutes to thaw the bird What will you do chase the villain or save the boy? I think it's obvious because you're Batman. Yeah, you're right. He really does the pence of the old time, doesn't he? Your emotions make you weak He's like the most anxious Batman. Which one will you do and then seals up his way? Fuck you Oh my god All right, not only does he weigh as much as robin plus all of the ice you just picked him up Also, this is out of character for freeze. His whole motivation is trying to save his wife He said your emotions make you weak. I you know, that's assassination Oh, oh, I guess that's how that works. Okay, shut up. Hope you can breathe Fucked it up robin Right There you go. You've had villa number one. I couldn't even get a real iguana to stick on a tree time for villa number two Oh, is that the last we'll see them for a while. Oh, no, he'll be back If only he didn't put all these keep out signs on the door. I know we'll be able to go in Don't do it. Don't do it Oh, you're a bad girl. You're a bad girl. Fuck. Yeah Ladies and gentlemen of the Un-united nation. This is John Glover by the way. He's in lots of things. This is always so funny to see him Sounds like a Spanish name you could make up if you were really lazy. Look who it is Tom Hardy In an ultimate dimension though. Do you guys remember what happens in this scene? Because uh, it freaked me out when I was a kid I was like, what the fuck is happening to this person? Yeah, kind of, yeah Like this whole thing it's just like what the fuck's happening. This is horrifying Oh In the animated series as well. Look at this. Jesus. No. Oh, this is like James and the giant peach looking shit I feel like this could really freak out some kids Un-united nations are very impressed Oh god, you got big I like how they set up he was going to be pulling out of his arm and the leg just came out and you're like, oh Hey He even says his own name. He's like a Pokemon. He can only speak in his name. Welcome to my parlor Welcome to my parlor. Let's leave immediately His his parlor is one door from her room and she's not allowed to see anything in there and the door's not even locked Pointing is acting I don't believe Uma Thurman considered this acting. I think she was just like this is what comic book stuff is, right? I kind of do a lot of shivering and sadly. I'm not good at rejection. I'm afraid you'll have to die How is his stuff in her lab? Well, no, this is his stuff, but he's been stealing it It's stuff that he said he codenamed venom, but these are jars of venom But it's his her lab. I guess she uses the label because it's actually venom and he's calling it venom as a product You know, it's it's very well detailed. Also. Holy shit. That's burning a hole in his entire facility. Oh my god I could see how you'd be like I would love to be in this movie. It sounds so fun Put your feet in the bat bucket robin It's got a logo. It's a two-time olympic to cathlete and nobel prize winner for molecular biology Here's where everything goes north If only I'd put a cover on this What happened to his wife? Now it looks like Joe Biden Ah Freeze needs extreme cold to survive his cryo suit uses diamond enhanced lasers to keep him at zero degrees Diamond enhanced lasers keep him at zero What? Mix that Alfred Why doesn't he use electricity for that? No, no laser powered diamond No diamond powered lasers diamond powered lasers. I am so pleased you won the bidding your supreme ruthlessness Your supreme ruthlessness. This guy sounds like a bad dude. He's fantastic at doing the hammy shit. Oh, yeah He looks like he's great out of bill nye. The science guy is some Just some crazy dude or like he should have been in mystery science theater as just one of the evil people Oh, yeah, cartoon villains. So this happened Oh Hello, jason She's hot now. I think I want you to chlorophyll my pussy Jay Lombos answered the competition. They replaced my blood with aloe My skin with chlorophyll and filled My lips You should have let her finish the sentence before you did that dude with venom I don't know how she knew all of this she only just woke up I'm Poison a twitch bot Well, I'm Poison ivy is the archetype for twitch thoughts. It's a jungle in here. And how All right, welcome villain number two and three I guess I'm mother nature Which is why I'm gonna combine these chemicals with fire and create a conflagration. Hey man. She's seen power puff girls She knows how this works. Oh Oh, she read it just in time Wayne enterprises Yeah, they make beakers Did you kill my father with the kiss? Oh jesus christ, I forgot about this Why Christmas They're only in frozen food why? Well, yeah, everything's frozen because it's fucking cold. I don't know why they stick Why was vivica flocked in this movie? Are both ends of that cigarette No, they freeze She must be freezing so if he has to be at like zero degrees she's walking around in the skimpy outfit battling the bad exhausted my power It's just frozen. They're like a coin machine What what happens to the diamonds get consumed like it's like a little a little blender in there Let's the city powers for my demands. It's winter fiver here. God. God. God. God. Yeah Whoa that Jesus, okay, you know what we'll just come back to that later. Don't worry about it Yeah, he was probably in the city was like, do as I love to ask them. You're like, uh We need quality time I always press my big blue button. Oh she did It's a fucking lot of warm music now. Let's get a load of the rigs Genuinely, I want you to press them up against the glass, sweetheart. Please Oh, wait, I forgot to put the live support mask on Oh, right humans can't breathe on the water Still introducing characters Robin reading that's funny. I must have dozed off my sincerest apologies. Oh, there's no apology necessary. Alfred It's the first time it's happened in 30 years. Get it. He's sick. Get it Please be looking for me. Haha. That's so Robin Uh Like that show that's so raven except that's so robin Yeah, so I said, yeah, except that's so robin because that's what robin would say Barbara, I hope you'll stay with us. Oh, but sir. We um, we do get so busy here Don't be silly. Alfred after all she's family Okay, and then Alfred's like Your batman, sir, I guess Sir, what if she finds out your batman? Whoa, did he age like 10 years between scenes? When one grows ancient one yearns for family She really loves pegging the same picture of mom by my dad Love the peggar. They called her Peggy the peggar peck champ Peggers when we made love it was peggars Sleep well char bring back on me You're old you saggy I could cryogenically freeze you to preserve your wrinkliness forever The fate wears to death Why do you have to sneak out just leave? Yeah, you're not a prisoner here walk out the front door like a normal manna We need intrigue So you'll know that she's a badass God, do you know film language? Well, this is the prerequisite to being in the bat team. You have to be able to tie bed sheets together Yeah, and then never use the door chairman of Wayne Enterprises and philanthropist is about to make yet another How can she afford a limo she sold all of her venom to those investors? Like no one's gonna notice me as big ass How do you even fit in the car? This building is Nightmare to build this building is like insanely great. I wish all buildings were just cool No, it can't see the other side because we're on this side No, it has satellites Miss you need to stop out of my way you fascist bulldog. You have to have an appointment. I don't need an appointment I feel like these cops are not doing their job. I feel like old one could stop here, but I have here A proposal showing how Wayne Enterprises can immediately cease all actions that toxify our environment I agree I'll take a look at these proposals and see what we can do because we here at patent enterprises are incredibly concerned About the environment. I'll turn this into a win because I'm just with her But no diesel fuel for heat no coolants to preserve food millions of people would die of cold and hunger alone Acceptable losses in the battle to save the world Oh, okay. I guess it doesn't need to turn it into a win I guess this was actually a win delivered to me on a plan a day of reckoning is coming The plant's will ties up the south shall rise again. I mean the plan And there will be no one to protect you All right, then Wow, death by satin. How ironic because it's me Shyamalan must have been impressed by this film made to happen A drunk look on her face If you'd like to meet them, doctor Cape crusaders are going to help us auction off a prized diamond to raise money for Gotham botanical gardens Just a few mammals doing what we can for the world's plants Why does he even have this invite on here? I don't know It's like I'm playing it They're like they went to grab her she held up the invite as if like don't touch me. I have an invite Everyone off camera She's on tv saying The security guard just still next to her while she's announcing her plan Everyone's still there they're recording her watching her everyone down below They're just passing to her right and Bob is like, oh, they have to be right. They were off screen. It's fine Staring at her like How ironic because I'm now an ice man and I have icing in my hand His head is bigger than that cake I remember motion I got something here you might want to see I hate when people talk during the movie Oh, wow, it's directed at us. This place is gonna die Who wants to freeze all the people who talk in movie theaters? You know, I'm okay with that I suppose No, it's all of his security cameras that he set up just in case she died What your ice is still here I've been given by one of my lackeys he should actually get to raise Look at that Look at the model it's great. Now that's a Gotham Typhoon to the sweat of his own brow Oh my god What is this pants? Oh my god Is this allowed and we can can we watch this? I mean, they got Africans and South Americans Look upon the underdeveloped people It's uh, it's uh booster, right? Uh, oh The one nobody cared about oh no sexy gorilla Arms and everything you're doing wait a minute wait a second. That's not really a gorilla Oh Wait a minute Don't breathe it but no not batman. He's like I like my natural Batman Rip sexy gorilla Offscreen like with the music system putting CDs into the tray so it plays over the no dude, bane is the dj Youth does have its advantages endurance stamina when I was young and watch this I had no fucking clue My god What's to be fucked long and hard reg I want to be fucked long and hard because I'm a plant He's talking about playing video games, right dad I'll include an evening of my company for the winner two million. You don't have it three million I'll borrow it from you. I'm not gonna give it to you Money belt six million seven here we go Oh It actually says golf card cash register noise Oh, no, how did you get up here with that? Yeah, wait, how is his car up here? Let's go. Oh my god You have 11 minutes go. All right, everyone So does this mean if they're not freed with it he dropped Get the gun oh my god, we're caught within 11 minutes. They die Thanks for talking about going back. I promise a lot. I'll drop it for two minutes. What? Wait, what? The vine had nothing to do with it. He just jumped He didn't need that at all and over the diamond garden gal Garden gal. I'll show you my jolly green giant 11 That's my exit cue one of your men getting thrown Dude you fucking ready. There's a car chase after this. Oh my god boy. I remember it cool party Only arnie can get away with this Oh His IQ is so low at sub zero Guys is fighting back trying to gain that score enough monkey business Why is everyone punny Oh, we fucking go look at this shit, man I'm sorry. I think it's awesome that there's a Shoes a little of a Gotham Wait, sir. Just stay on the road. Sir. What are you going to sir? Oh god This is a part of the plan His traction robin Pull back you can't make the jump I can make it you cannot make that jump you retard This is not gonna happen redbird control codes So what I find funny about this is he's disabling him to prevent him from doing the jump, but he almost kills him What's what happens now? Robin almost dies It's a cold town Well, he's staying the truth. It's a cold town. I love this bit. It's so fucking jarring I win This is no partnership you're never gonna trust me What do you bring? I don't want you to be partners. You kind of suck. You're just the boy He also hasn't really done anything to show that he's earned a level of trust He's disregarded everything. He's been told and tried to go. You should just let him drive off the ramp and get killed Like there we go Here it is all the puns in the entire world We cannot use too many per movie once I starred in this film. I finally had them all How come everyone walks into my room without a knock It's rather rude master bruce Glad my screen doesn't face the door But what is Batman? If not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world You can't do this in this movie Yeah, I feel like after the dancing gorilla we've just sort of showed our hands a bit What he was saying you try to control the chaos in his head the dancing gorilla's just there Right we have to stop this chaos Sorry, um, sorry. It's just that when I'm in someone else's house and they come up to me I just like to beat them up. I just check out for a little spin. I'll clean this bike's never been stolen The one time we let a woman in the house One time it's like it's not captain marvel all over again stealing motorcycles. You're fucking right And then she assaults a man for no good reason. They're gonna be they're bringing up captain marvel 2 I'm not even sure that dawn is gonna be in captain marvel 2. How fucked up is that? Welcome home frost face. You're the common cold and one of the cure That's my thing allow me to break the ice All right Like it should still be cold as fucking there Ah Oh, he's looking rough All he has is a cot and a clock and a glass In a blue light so he said caulk I would lay unless it just Broke off during I mean, we know he's got a really big case of the blue balls, but Dude that zoom thing he slides away the screen from his other screen It was a zoom screen. Oh, it's a zoom screen, but it's digital. You can assume it didn't let no Stop. Oh, you need the the game boy zoom Instead of saying computer enhanced he says robin enhanced and he puts This movie is so fucking weird, dude I have I have said this for so long and he's one of favorite films and it is fucking insane like I don't know what the hell's happening Clockwork orange. Yeah, yeah All the different themes are gangs. I want adi back. Can he race with them? This is the poor game Maybe he shouldn't have robin all over everything. Yeah, also, why did they show us? It is him. He should have kept that a secret movie She should have fat girl on her thing. She does have a fat girl on her thing. It's on her helmet So this is also an intense fucking nonsense crazy race. I can't leave a halfway through this is again content rich Compare this to wonder woman rags It was a chore Parks everywhere. It's all practical. This is oh man. Oh look at him go. This is way more empowering for women too So is batman doing a bad job? um Oh my god, okay Wait when you say batman's doing a bad job What do you mean? Do you mean like because there's many gangs? Um, I don't know how batman feels about people racing Does batman operate that way? Does he care? What's legal? Does he just care when people are getting hurt? Yeah, it kind of seems whenever it comes to legalities I think batman's more interested in just letting the cops handle it But if you've got like a super bastard killing people then he steps in Yeah, that was always my understanding if these people like we want to raise batman's like Okay You can pick it up and keep going Well, to be honest with you, I think I wouldn't want to do this anymore No, no, you need the tethers, baby It's a reference to the joke Why would fire do this to the bikes? Why the butt still sliding? Oh my god, why is every significant? Yeah, okay. Yeah, now it's gonna all go they were all going this way. What was what was their plan? Yeah, it's like even if they didn't follow Oh, wow Imagine finding out if there wasn't a little rebar there the both chrysodont This is not the time to take off the helmet Bruce would be like what the fuck guys It's like yeah, we're in a race and we sort of got killed. I don't know. How do they get up though? Uh, some guy helped. Oh Thank you some guy. Yeah, I don't know what the real race was supposed to be Nobody knows Like was destroyed bridge the plan do you like how every significant area of this movie as well as been in this really high part of gothub Nothing takes place on the ground anymore. Well, they well they they were in the ground earlier They were going through like ditches and underneath all the way up in a cut. Yeah This whole master servant thing. It's really ridiculous. Oh fuck off. He gets paid. It's not like it's a fucking A lot of money Also, he's he's not expected to do much these days except like open the door and wash clothes. It's not too bad Oh my god, he's paid to do laundry and clean dishes the horrors I can't believe it. You know how many people would kill to be paid as much as he's paid to do those things Yeah I mean you've seen his room. He looks pretty comfortable Not to mention his fucking health benefits if he gets ill like he does this film batman of robin We'll try to do everything they can and billionaire bruce wade will do it too Not too bad. Alfred's not sick He's dying. You know Alfred. He'd never say anything, but I can tell I think George Clooney went on to apologize for his role in this by the way. He thought he was really bad He just doesn't do anything. You know, he's kind of just Meanwhile, it totally is reliant on you knowing who batman is and thinking he's cool Because because arnie and umatheum and have nothing to apologize for back I doubt anyone would watch this movie if it weren't for them Oh his glass he yeah, he's got his glass. How did he craft that? It's amazing. Well, he has it Well, okay. No, just assume he had a shank And they're watching this Someone else is like what's really gay that you appreciate that he's like no, you know what no this is amazing work There's a lot of talent that went into that. Hey, I said you got a visitor Your sister is here to see he's even got an eye patch. Oh my god The setup for this your sister wants to see your most valuable prisoner at all of arc Look at the way she's She's dressed like I don't even know like what's that character. Is there like a character from has been hotel who has the weird hair I haven't seen the show, but I I've seen the porn. So I'll be honest with you Kind of she has an all-access pass to to get into anywhere. She wants with that power. Yeah The observatory the party fucking like I'm not even I'm not even angry. It's like it makes sense. She can get anywhere with that He pulled him through the brick wall. Oh my goodness You know, honestly, these three villains are all competing to be the most insane Also for his costume for his lips, they just gave him a blue raspberry Lollipop and say yeah, I just suck on it. I mean if it works, right? It's an Arkham trolley. Yeah A laundry service that delivers Wow Wow Damn, if only we had the means to get this door open. They hit the lock button. It's doomed. I need the diamonds from my hideout I'll help you grab your rocks I mean, it's very reductive all the rocks actually base intensified diamonds Do not rocks you bitch Talk that way I hate your balls Oh Reinforce steel Not good. Not good. Wait, so they wasn't reinforced steel for the evidence room. All right. Nope always winterize your pants Oh, I'll tell down that uh that did it. I hate it when that happens. Sure I Love that he's screaming in fear Have you ever regretted your life working here looking after heroes? No, sir. It's 2020. So I look after heroes Oh my god Not all heroes wear masks Shall I buff the bat eyebrows, sir? The freeze is escaped. Wait, hang on. Not all heroes wear masks is like a funny meme. Did it come from this film? I think I think the line is all all heroes don't wear capes Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Sorry The dude got cross on the thing. Oh, wow, they're all in frame We lifted this off the cameras Look at that Someone take a picture I can't wait for like there's something I want to call it up. We have to get there first. It's just funny Because this is his base by the way. This is mr. Freeze's base. They've heated the place up They've still got the icicle sort of like oh, we just found it immediately He was just hungry. He wanted to have some snacks. They knew about this already metal. It's not a plot hole This film is flawless. You're flawless. Thank you Hey quit moving in on my turf. All right You flawless to a gas rags. Oh my god. Look at her. Oh my god Dude, they look at her biometrics or whatever. It's like she's definitely dead. She's all kinds of dead Didn't say about grega syndrome. Is she really good at fighting? She's not only got my grega syndrome Her whole nervous skin is melting off. Oh, and she's also not breathing. Her brain hasn't had activity for years Maybe someday more research. You ever just want to fuck a plant robin Oh the same wavelength. I always find it so weird. She sent them a space. Oh, sorry. No, I have to comment on this It's on heat and that would solve the freeze Why Why would mr. Freeze have a setting for heat in his base? Oh, no, we're choking because it's so cold Oh, no cold choke I can't stand why why is there an option? I eat ice cream. I start choking from yeah, why the heat option Why would you have a heat option in his base? Is there a reason for that? Oh, shit Dude, this is just like document rises. I was to be fair if you can find bruce and wane It does make bane so thematically it's appropriate. I'd say so Oh there goes robin useless Oh If you surrender to you Yeah, I found it interesting that she fired a specific pheromone at them to make them go down the great like it wasn't that they fell in love with her It was that they wanted to inspect the smell That's why every poison ivy action figure comes complete with him Oh, oh, you didn't see that Oh He looks only mildly annoyed again this part always gets me he crawls to the switch It's like arty why didn't you just freeze them like Professor gordon. I said professor commissioner gordon is a hero. I think I said professor gordon earlier. That might be why We're okay now. Oh, this is fucking great. Wait for it. Here we go All of them are fucked I quit We specifically put do not cross red tape on that gun and what does he do the criminal goes right through it? Like it's not even there Dude, just fucking kiss him and kill him She actually is like it got the hots for him. Yeah, I think she's like deciding, you know, like do I want to fuck this guy? Or do I want to kill him? No, maybe this guy has a really promising movie career after this movie and I want to be a part of that I got I want to get in on the ground floor. Do you do you follow the This could be considered a christmas movie, right with the snowmen. Absolutely. I think so poison kiss I get some real issues with women. You know that. Whoa. Oh my god Canceled couldn't stand that something was gonna be mine. Not yours. Could you? Oh That is a bad of goo What if that was the bad of astid from van helsing? Yeah, or the one that makes the joker the joker. Now you smell like a minty fresh. What happened? How'd they get away? How'd they get away? Because y'all freeze joke Motherfucker, we're dealing with someone. What's your excuse? What happens to all the police? We're dealing with mind control like how is it exactly we do The two enemies can freeze us and bite controllers tough. Oh, that feels like it could happen by accident You think it'd be locked in, you know. Oh, no, not my mother. Oh, no It feels like a disgusting bath the clothing. Well, she's dead again. Where's my wife There was nothing I could do that man deactivated her She's dead. You lie I always found this I wasn't mused by this She basically tells him batman killed your wife and he believes it's like why the fuck would batman kill your wife? Wait a second Oh, this is wonderful. I love this. Oh, yeah All right, Arnold pretend to cry we're gonna we're gonna animate a freezing tear that blows away 1997 you know how hard that must have been took him three years I shall repay them for sentencing me to a life without the warmth of human comfort the first itself The only two people left in the world Yes Adam And evil We're like add dumb and evil your worst one. Yeah, that guy. I would be honest with you, buddy Like you want you want to make it so there are no more humans and they sound a little lame You know, if you'd renamed this resident evil damnation and it's just in the middle of the series. I wouldn't question that That was the face of shumming actually He shoves I just want one last direction before I die My mercy angel You must take the pods People will appreciate that sort of humor Back to the observatory. Oh my god, general Gordon Someone else is like, oh my god date rape and the commissioner of the police I had the keys right here in my heart. Here they are. There's nice. What a cheap Slow-mo She she's killed bill and she's doing this can only get so erect, please He has a heart Are you On second thought you're way too old for me. No, I'm not I'm standing that poor guy. He's just he's just trying to you know, back to the league Fucking this is it Yeah, I like hockey She needed a key to get on the roof of this building, but she could just walk into Arkham Well, this is the thing just poison everybody with your tizmete juice. Oh my god. How is that even happening? Doesn't look like you'd have the leverage from that position, but okay It's okay. He's got the power Oh god, this is fucking part Alf Alfredo I can't believe that his old name is not the real one. I want to stress Guessing a password and a lot of modern media will take one try at least in this they were like she tried twice though Wasn't in the boys as well. Yeah, she saw photo and she's like, ah, it's exactly it's literally lifted from this movie You'll see you'll all see that's why the boys isn't good at copying Batman and Robin And it did it poorly didn't even have arnie dude adding arnie into the boys season three would actually make me like it As mr. Freeze Yes Yeah, call him like call him cold shoulder. That's the Wait, how many tries I want to see how many tries she just whips out a dictionary like they've cropped it. Where's the tries? England Show me the tries Dude, why did they crop it? What are they trying to prove? I can't believe he's using these obvious choices. Oh, it didn't have peg a second ago It didn't have peg the first time Access allowed what the fuck says access allowed So then you type the correct possible it just plays this weird video of bad mad stuff This tells me nothing. Oh look, this is a logo. Like why would What's the worst password you could have thought of? Yeah Oh look at those faces. Uh, do you think the the head room? I'm gonna get some head tonight boys She's infected us with some sort of pheromone extract. Oh, is that what it is? Pheromone, that doesn't sound very fair to me Whoa Pheromoning like you are I'll have her moaning. All right. Oh, no I called you robbing because birds don't have penises Oh He says all that robin's like wow Look at those diamonds. Look at these scientists. Oh, they look like extras in a bible man episode I mean those two look like extras in a bible man episode too. Who is this not ball ball I mean, I mean, you're the you're the nicest nutball I've ever seen duck run away. Oh, okay Dude, I love the process Someone was like we need props ice-cold bobs like why don't regular bobs like cuz he's mr. Freeze like that I mean somatically it follows, but I Everyone he sets down What if he was always saying like step step breathe step Describing emotions like confusion angry Are they CGI Something weird going on with them. I think it's Genuinely though like there is no better version of mr. Freeze. They're just Why why did he record himself going And took the liberty to create something in your size uncle alfred, how do you know what my bus size is? That is that is something that a lot of people bring up about this is And that bad suit I made Why didn't we get alfred man You mean the one from the comics that fucks up superman What if anyone else in the city goes to where this light is right? Nobody's curious. They're just like, uh, robin will do it Yeah, that's the robin light. It's not the john smith light. They they shine And that's just it just lights up sab but all the sabs like oh my god Oh my god, they could be calling to me poison ivy. I'm here Brought my cock and then also all the samanthas show up just because they Oh my it's like a juman flower beautiful. I love it. You can't go back that way Let's go. I don't let him Dagly flowers. There's some there's some vines. It's your thumb. The only part of you the screen I'll just see I feel like the right to smile to the screen. They said that I need a sign How about slippery when wet? I want to put the pedal to the mill Because flowers The only goal is to kill him here and he's like if you tell me freeze this plan I'll let you kiss me. She's like just kiss him. You have powers. I don't know if any of you know how this goes I hate to disappoint you, but yeah, I remember that so First of all, he is lucky that the venom is administered through the lips to the lips And not any other thing not unlike the saliva or the tongue. Secondly, she could just kiss him again Oh, hey Batman my vines have a crush on you You have vines that you wow So like So this movie like really wastes her concept What do you mean like anything that she all of stuff that she does is basically her pressing bane's chest button There's so little we actually get of her plant. So this is really the only thing Oh, there's a third one. Well, just get the vines You're about to become compost I hate her already Wait, was that reversed it was it was it was I was about to say the same thing. I was horribly reversed Yeah, he couldn't he couldn't put his head up and then back down again He's acting right just one take bitch as I told lady freeze when I pulled her plug This is a one woman show. No, we saw you do that. You didn't say shit. Yeah, you didn't say that Who needs a frigid wife anyway? Oh No, that changes everything. How do I how do either of you know how to fight I don't I have oh, I have this tiny knife The ability to control plants and all she does is pull out a little knife Why does that happen? Why is that I don't understand what's happening I have that vine cutters. Thank goodness. Honestly, it's one of the like my all-time like lifelong questions I want to ask Joel Schumacher She got eaten by her own plan question mark. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't make any sense. She knows who we are She'll just have to kill her. Yep. We'll kill her later. We have work to do. I like that line. We we Well, I just like we've defeated poison ivy question marks like yeah, okay Your chair just decided to eat her. I don't want to tell you It's one of the most bizarre villain defeats ever her plant eats her for no reason. It's her throat. Like why would you do that? Take some ice I love it It's like yeah, they defeat poison ivy because she sucks. Oh my god, this is where the true villainy is at Why are you acting like an ice hole? I'm going to freeze the entire world Oh the train is frozen Braggs, you know the conversation took place that they froze it when there was no train It's almost like can you have a train like I'm just like Remember 11 minutes or 140 to 10 when this happened. Okay, so we'll remember that No, not the dog. You kill the kids, but Leave me the bat. I love that delivery Leave me the bat Wow And remember like they try to imply that this is very emotional for him because he killed his wife and he's like Leave me the bat Every time they throw their grapples we have to see all of them actually doing the grappling It's a Joel Schumacher thing. I'm pretty sure he does it in forever as well Well, this is what George Lucas does whenever anyone drops a lightsaber You have to be shown that after it like like where it falls and where it goes Wait, what's happening? I think it's been longer than 11 minutes for those lads. Yeah, they're fucked Eight more minutes in a city full of Gothamites or ice cubes forever sunlight could reverse a freezing process. We're also at uh three minutes So we've got eight left to free the city who could relay the sunlight from the other side of the equator Lay the sunlight Uh Because the equator is the divider line between the north and the south it doesn't make any sense What the fuck are we doing? Also does that mean also freezes plan was never gonna work because the sun can pull everyone out? Yeah Deliver the line I love it Why don't you come and jump onto the telescope? I think I flip over Was mr. Freeze's teeth blowing? They're gonna show it? They're gonna show it? Oh Oh, they have to right? They show it every time. Oh, that's not good enough though. Get ready for woke hollywood. All right Get ready for woke hollywood. Here it is Why didn't she shoot hers earlier woke hollywood? No, I got you see Oh Oh Wait, whoa, we flipped around there. How do we do that? I'm right you're wrong the target thing is off It's a meme that he makes these noises, but it's so true Oh, I love it. Okay, so they're dead already, right? Oh, yeah, super duper dead. Oh, okay They just lightly tap it with your foot. Yeah, his his jacket could have popped those out, but Oh, they rescued the poor guy Oh, no, you give me a bat he to it's gonna kill him just take it off No, I die, uh, I hope you don't land on the literal bed of diamonds Dude, he punched him in the exact same way earlier and it didn't do that Yeah, sure enough. We're getting into just seven minutes and 15 seconds and uh, yeah So even if this was like a sun laser though, he's got barely any movement, you know, I think not Oh, no back up No Oh I simply fall to my death I love this shit Told lady freeze when I told her a plug How did you get this at that angle? She's still frozen alive Ready for you to find a cure. He did this off-screen. Yeah, you could have told me this earlier I feel like it would have helped you. Show me how to cure McGregor's syndrome I don't think you have to beg him to find a cure to his wife No, he's talking about Alfred's. Oh, but it would work for both. Well, that's the idea Well, though, so this is the funny part rags is he's asking so she's in stage four, I think Alfred's in stage one. It's the same thing and just so happens That victor freeze keeps a stage one cure inside his suit. Don't believe me Here we go. It actually turns out I have the cure right here. This is the stage one cure I keep it in the conflict. Why is it in there? Can be easily destroyed Why would you keep this in your suit? And call me in the morning Zyke crushes him You're right. I hope your butler suffers It was blue what is this Mandalorian the Batman's like by the way Freezing everybody on earth. That was a weird thing you wanted to do How do you know you're supposed to inject this? They had a cure adapter on there I love the idea that Alfred's like, who'd you get this cure from? Oh the villain The guy who tried to kill the entire city. It saves Alfred, but it turns him into a freeze man And then you can be Alfred man, but with freeze Call me Dr. Schiff's Alfred freeze exactly Alfred Okay, so this is the most Concerning scene in the entire movie and even as a kid. I was like, what the fuck are you implying with this scene? So this is this is great Not Surprise I am your new cellmate and I've come to make your life a living hell Oh my god Oh my god Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what just happened like did he kill it? No, he's coming to make your life a living hell. It's so funny to me It's like so he should probably be in jail But also he was like given the chance by Aka Masailam to go into her prison cell and fuck with it Yeah, with his entire suit and quite well, it seems Jesus yesterday, unfortunately, that's the only dose and it only lasts for three hours You better get cleaning a few more loads of laundry before you kick off It's just one or two lines. You could really turn bad. It is such a huge prick right there The team up that never had anything get done with it Dude is better than that because like they actually show like At almost like they will return and avenge is sort of like a shot and it's just nothing. It goes no way Your cubs We're gonna have to do other shitty characters that we can spend time on instead. Yes, Barry Waldman And Eric fucking insane So, uh, one of my favorite movies all time. I love it. Everything about it Is The guy who plays bruce wane is also the guy who plays batman. Oh my god. Holy shit, dude snow snowy comes thug to stall g Golem golem Oh my god, it only Cops, but I specifically remember them being more than one cop in this I'm curious. Can anybody think of anything that robin did in that film? Uh, he saved it from falling off the things And he saved batman from the the space thing and got his hands out of the plastic Ah, there you go. He did save him in the very beginning out of the play I feel like batman understand that like he had a gadget or something He was about to use and then robin showed up. He's like, well, I guess I'll let him do it So why not fucking use it right in front of him and say I didn't need you fucking help Oh, well, he wanted he wanted to throw robin a bone. Yeah, he wanted robin to feel helpful Yeah, he wanted to risk the entire city's robin showed the initiative He held on to the spaceship as they went up into space and he went inside the hatch that blew up, you know He's a go getter. So good robin. It's the early bird that saves the batman Yeah, but then he's like later on he's like, I didn't need your fucking help It's like, well, then you could have easily proved it if that's where you were gonna go But well, he didn't need to prove it batman knows that to himself and that's enough for batman Batman's not about proving shit to robin. It's not like robin deserves that kind of shit anyway Why don't you call him the boy wonder? All right, you know what? We're gonna Well, we'll wrap up there. That was e-fab movies batman and robin everybody should see this film It's the greatest batman movie ever. Nolan doesn't even scratch close to it. And uh, and yeah, thanks. Thanks for watching Uh, someone else doing outro. I don't know how to do it. Someone's go Hey, hey, do you think that do you think that when mr. Freeze thaws his wife out? Do you think that they're ever gonna have children? And and they're not and they're not gonna have a they're not gonna have like Like what a baby shower when they're born they're gonna have a snowball I think that's all I got Those were these came out of nowhere, but if you're I mean, I don't want you guys to have a meltdown over it You've rolled out a few at the end there, but I still think mr. Freeze has beaten you in this competition Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I was yeah, of course they this movie was full of them Like they were going for that super punny look and there was a bunch of them And they had a bunch of time to prepare and I was making fun of other things most of them involving accidents Yeah, that was batman robin. Merry christmas. Enjoy your flimsy. Good day slash night. Yeah, it'll be great everyone Have uh, yeah There was a hell of a ton of puns Snow and tell your friends Snow and tell you cold Yeah I see you again. It's war. What'd you bring me?