 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Yay! Aww! I mean, Crembus, sorry. Creme Bompulus. Merry 4th of July, everybody! So we've watched three Christmas movies, and out of everyone here...wait, was J. Long Bones the only one that didn't see Jingle all the way? She did not see Jingle all the way, no. No, I've seen it. I've seen it. It's a...Wait a minute, you mean with you? Yeah. You didn't watch with us? Oh yeah, no, no I haven't. So that's what we'll do, okay? We're gonna talk about those three movies that we watched for however long everyone wants to talk about them, because for you, metal's trying to overcome chat. He's not set enough yet for it to appear. You're gonna have to keep on cringing for that. Rumbus, Rungo. So I guess, should we do it in chronological order? I feel like that's best, because to be honest, with you guys. For when the movies were made, or when we watched them? When we watched them. There I am. Well, you know what, first question, which one did you enjoy watching the most? That Jingle All the Well. Jingle All the Well. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. So to clarify, people watching, the three movies are Jingle All the Way, Home Alone, and Batman and Robin. All three are Christmas movies. You can't deny it if you do, you're in trouble. So which of the three did you enjoy the most? All right, so my question is, does that count our commentary, or just the movies themselves? Oh, what would be the distinction there, just to clarify? Because if we're just like judging movies, or the experience of watching the movies with other people riffing and talking. Well, I'm interested in both of your answers for those, to be honest with you. All right, well, if I was to rate my enjoyment of the three, they would probably be, number one, Batman and Robin, with a very close second being Jingle All the Way, and then Home Alone, definitely third. I would say Home Alone's the safe third, yeah. It's the fun of Home Alone, you have to wait a little bit. You have to wait a while before you get to the super fun. But it's kind of unfair, because Batman and Robin and Jingle All the Way are fucking romps, they're amazing. Like, yeah. It's like, the ride never stops with either one of those. I guess we'll talk about Jingle All the Way first. Yeah, sure, we can go in order. I had never seen Jingle All the Way until it was, until it was, it's time for us to watch it, really. Yeah, I think it's the same. I enjoyed it quite a bit. I liked it a lot. I wasn't really prepared to think it was that great based on the premise and what kind of movie it was, but it really held up well. I laughed a fair bit. It surprised me a bunch with the stuff that they were throwing in there. I was so happy to find out that it is what I remembered it to be, but even better, because it was just such a funny fucking movie to watch every Christmas. And my whole family loved it. And watching it with you guys is such a surreal experience because it's like, oh my God, it's actually like, it's in the so bad, it's good, but also kind of respectable plotline-wise while doing some stuff that's just like, holy shit. This is hilarious, how did you get away with this? The fucking drug dealing, toy dealing, sad things. That whole sequence is brilliant. I would have never imagined in a million years that that would be what happens. Yeah, because you expected to be chill. Like it's gonna be like, oh, he awkwardly gets into some things in some supermarkets. Oh no. Well, I mean, when it comes to Arnold Schwarzenegger, this wasn't his most chill performance of the three. Again. You might get it, nice one. Oh shit, I actually thought you meant it literally. And then I was like, that's actually clever too. Yeah, man, that's a joke. It really isn't his most chill performance. He's warming up on these. You know, he's actually like, not even that bad in Predator, like actor-wise. I want it known that just because he's amazing when it comes to playing extremely insane characters that he can actually like nail it when he's doing dramatic stuff sometimes, I don't know if it's because the character matches up enough. A lot of people reference T2 and it's like, he's playing a robot and you're like, yeah, shut up, he does it really well. Yeah. So, yeah, like for anybody who hasn't watched this film, you're gonna have to wait either until, like this would be premiered after that was premiered, or you have to wait an entire year until you see it. One of those two things are happening. So either way, I guess we'll just be like, Jingle Roy was pretty cool. You should go and check it out. This is totally normal movie where a dad is working a lot and he's unable to make it to his family duties. And then he makes a promise to get his kid a toy without realizing that that's gonna be really hard to do because it's a toy that's super, super rare. Which, by the way, happens a whole bunch, especially in the late 90s. If you guys were growing up, you'd be like, I want this fucking toy. And your parents are like, Jesus Christ, you're such a piece of shit. Absolutely, I remember being around at the big old craze of the Tickle Me Elmo doll and the Toy Story Dolls, Buzz Lightyear and Woody and everything like that. But in particular, it was the Tickle Me Elmo that was the basic turbo man of the 90s. So to say that that's a ridiculous premise of people selling out and people going absolutely fucking insane, trying to buy it. No, that is not unrealistic whatsoever. That was the 90s. Yeah. What I remember as a kid, what I really wanted, I don't know, what was Domino Day a thing for you guys? Domino Day? Yeah, that's what it was called here at least. The pizza or actual Domino's? No, actual Domino's. So they built like those huge things and they start the Domino thing falling over and they make like pictures and have like crazy shit happening with those Domino's. I have never known about that. Oh wow, I thought it was an international thing actually because it seemed like the crazy thing. So there were like multiple episodes of these every year, over the year, I mean, I don't know how many actually, like five or six and they built like these huge warehouses full of Domino's where they did like pictures and towers and they all started up with one Domino and they just fall over and everything goes and then they did like world records with it and everything. It was pretty insane. So you wanted to go to these things? Sorry? You wanted to go to these things, is it, or? No, for Christmas I wanted to do, they sold like sets where you can build your own Domino shit with like rams and Domino pieces and all the crazy shit and I got like one or two of those and I built like crazy, it was pretty cool. I remember back then like, you know, yeah, things like the Domino rally, that's what they called them to, you know, knock them over in succession. That was still like a pretty fun thing back in the 90s. There wasn't really a holiday revolving around it, but I remember like they had these little machines that would like roll around and set the Domino's up for you and shit. So it was pretty good time. So I remember fond memories of like- Oh my God. You know, rallying and stuff, what? Domino day 2020, surprise come, what? What are the fucking odds? So wait, where are you beating this? I just, I was googling for pictures so I could show you what the fuck they built. Oh my God. So it went from 1998 to 2002 and then they had like a like two years pause and then they were like four or four or four or eight. And then more from 2004 to 2009. So apparently, yeah, this year. Oh my God. So they're bringing it back for this year, huh? What the fuck? Well, apparently they brought it back, but I don't, they never saw it because I don't watch TV anymore. Oh, let's see, live show. Oh, so the live show is gonna be in 2021. That's insane. What are the odds? I haven't talked about Domino day. Apparently they're not that low. Yeah, I mean, if it happens every Christmas. I thought you were like, oh, international Domino day is actually today. I thought that was gonna be the amazing coincidence. What? No, no, no, no. Or I just discovered that I was the founder of Domino day. No, I wouldn't. There was something like, you know, something actually. They stopped doing these in 2009. Oh man, it's so crazy. They're gonna have this annual thing next year. They're not annual. They closed till 2009. They stopped in 2009 and they started up this year is what you're saying. Apparently, yeah. All right, that is a coincidence. Let's give it to them. Let's hand it to them. I mean, it's somewhat coincidental, but it's not really that. I know, I'm giving it to them. It's not too coincidental. It gets the reward. It's like they did bring, yeah, they did bring back a couple of things around this year because I know some of these, you know, movie theaters are playing some really old classic movies. Walmart was talking about bringing back the drive-in movie and response to COVID. Song of the South? What? It's a really old classic movies like Song of the South, Birth of a Nation. A Bith and All, that's so great. You know, great Christmas movie. Jurassic Park was coming back in theaters around here locally and it's pretty cool. So it's like for them to come back. Oh my God. That's like shit they've built. Holy cow. Oh man, imagine Satan with a marble in that room. But the thing is, you say that, but like if Satan did it, we'd all be happy. Like it would be like, yeah, the thing is happening. But it's not finished yet. I don't know if I'd be happy. It's misery. I would be happy to see it all go, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. That's what Dominus did. Yeah, no matter what, you would sit and you'd watch. Yeah, mine as well. I mean, if there's currently a train derailing, I might as well watch. There's nothing I could do. Like this is interesting. I'll probably never see this again. This is kind of weird. I remember the day. It's a little bit fucked up, but okay. They even built like things that go like in a circle for a while so they can do ad breaks in between. So they even timed it so they can do ad breaks. But so you don't miss anything. They have like this pendulum almost. It just goes in a circle until it hits the next piece to continue it and they do ad break in between. Yeah, it was fucking insane. It was pretty good. Good times. Yeah. Still going. 2009. What a time. What a time. But we were talking about a different actually weight. I've got, okay. So you know you mentioned the grouse earlier, rags as a bird. Yeah. Threw off metal, I think. And it threw me off a little bit too. It's like that's a weird name for a bird that I've not really heard. You know, and this was set up earlier. So you can't say it's contrived. I was drinking those weird things I told you about. They're like little chocolates with alcohol in them. Yes, I remember. And I just pulled one out to consume it. And wouldn't you know, rags? Wouldn't you know what one it was? And I'm posting the picture with a pen for scale. Orange turk. Oh, my God. Famous grouse? Talks about grouses. It's the famous one. It's literally the famous one. Two in the... That doesn't sound like the plural for grouses. I feel like it's more grease. I think it probably is grouses, though. Famous grease. Isn't it platypus is not platypi? So, yeah. Platypuses? That's interesting. I'm going to consume that in a moment. Do it. But the more important aspect of all of this is jingle away. I was talking about how like, so yeah. I'm still so real simple. He's like, oh, I'm going to have to get this toy. And he ends up going to like a supermarket. You're a standard approach. Go to the supermarket and you're like, oh, you have to queue up because it's crazy and everyone wants the stuff. Meet some mailman, as you do. Well, I mean, mailman is kind of redundant, isn't it? I didn't want to say it. You know, I just didn't want to say it. It's 20-20 ranks. Like, come on, I have to. God damn it, I should have said it. You're literally going to get e-fap cancer. I've had a female woman. Yeah, I just said it was clear. So they're all doing the thing. You eventually get in and everyone's laughing, laughing at this poor man for trying to get this toy. Yes, they do. They left right in his face. What's funny is like, I'm showing. Pretty bad service. I'm scanning through it while we talk about it and there's some stuff I'm just like, I want to go to see it. Oh my God, the fucking guy is stuck on that. Oh yeah, because you guys can see the stream. It's fucking, it feels weird because it's not live technically, but it is. It's like, oh my God. So you guys should fuck around with chat. It's literally yours. Oh yeah, we are. Oh. So they laugh at him. And it's like, wow, that's mean, but it's like at the same time, if I've worked in a toy store, when someone's after a particularly high value thing, the empties day one, you're like, are you like, are you stupid? It's some, you know, but he's not in the toy culture. He's a businessman. He doesn't know about all this shit. So he starts getting excited as very much proven by this image because he's now going to get a battle in with the, with the male man. Hey. Don't you die. You're gonna make a file. And, but since it's the beginning of the movie, every time he gets close to getting that toy, it's a no, no, no, no. We get a little montage of all the normal things for him to try. Meanwhile, you know, his neighbor is trying to hit on his wife naturally. And then it's almost like, bad luck bumping into the cop. They, they're doing all the stories, you know? They're nailing it. And then there's, there's the ball section, you know, the section with the balls, if you guys remember. I'm familiar with the ball section. Yes. There's this, I don't know why, but they're like, we have, does he say like a couple of turbo men or whatever to sell? So they, they, they, they got a late shipment, delivery or shipment of turbo men. And it's like, okay, we only have a bunch. So we made this, I don't know, this raffle pretty much. There's like balls here. Everyone gets one. And if you're lucky, you're, you're getting one of the turbo men, if you have the right number or it says, yeah, you're a turbo man for me or something. I think the idea is that he, as long as you have a ball, you get a turbo man. No, I think it's for the drawing. Yeah. Well, yeah, you'll get a ball. And then it'll be like, this is the ball that you win with. Who has that ball? And it's like, I have the ball. And also, because he's a smart, a smart man, he doubled the price for the turbo man because he knows. I think you could probably push it further than that, honestly, but yes. Yes. I think we said that in the recording. Like, yeah, you can probably look like three or four times the money because everyone wants one. Yeah, that's a card commodity. And so then because everybody's freaking out, they throw the balls at everyone. So I don't know how many turbo men there were, but if it's a low chance of you even winning when you have a ball, like the crazy levels of effort, people go to get these balls, it's just representative of consumerism. I mean, I've done a lot of effort to get my hands on some balls. I think it really makes sense. And so then you get this intense scene where Arnie is desperately reaching for, oh, that's a great screenshot right there. I feel weird sending you these when you're just probably watching the stream, but you need it. Okay. It has to be documented. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I saw this one. That's where the woman is fighting him. Yeah. So he has one in his hand and this horrible, wretched woman bites his hand. He's gonna kick it in the head. I didn't even see it. He's gonna kick it in the face or something. He is gonna kick it in the face. He's super kicked it in the face or something. No. Bitten everything. And the mailman is successful up until this horrifying moment. Can you see the man mail? The man. Oh, you know what? Can I play the clip? Let's see if I can. I mean, you just have to play. You can play to play button. Yeah, sure, whatever. He got two. He got two. Get the mailman. I just think one of my favorite bits. He got two. Get the mailman. He got two. He got two. Get the mailman. He got two. He got two. It's funny because before that scene, you see somewhere with like five balls in his hands. These people are like the mailman. Fuck the mailman. The mailman must die. So yeah, he goes on a wild goose chase until he abuses a poor child and is sent out of this sequence. Thus ending act one, if you will. Yeah. The ending act two with a creepy Santa being like, hey, I know play so you can get a doll. Parents as well. Like, you pervert. You fucking pervert. I'm not the pervert. Get away. I just want the turban man doll. Well, that's basically just a microcosm of, you know, 20, 20 internet discussions. You're a pervert. No, I'm not. You're a pervert. No, I'm not. I just want, he touched my ball. He got my balls. That's what I mean. This one was ahead of time. He took my ball out of his mouth. Oh, no. That's that's the end of this film being even remotely. Yeah, that's where normal. The normal section is over at that point. And it's already kind of fun without it being crazy at that point. Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it. But then, yeah, it just speaks to the Santa. And after a while, they have this image of him holding a turban doll with the current newspaper like a like a hostage. It's fucking mentioned as well. It was taken this morning. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's so good. And so they're convinced that he has the table man doll. And so he follows him for a while. He ended up in like a Santa. I don't know what's happened to them. Get really lucky with like the the images on VLC player with the film. Like, look at that. You remember the movie well. Dude, I want this. I want this as a boat. Sus, Santa. Santa don't trust you. I don't believe you know. I'm not. It kind of looks like like Doctor Who. I don't know why this is so funny. Which doctor already? Doctor Who. I kind of remember exactly who I think he looks like. I will tell you in a moment. Very well. Um, very well. The pact has been sealed. So we find out there's underground sort of toy marketplace where a bunch of people who dress as Santas and elves are trying to sell counterfeit toys to make money. Of course. And they start. They start singing. I don't I don't think that's in the theatrical version because I really don't have very good memory of them singing at Arnie. Someone someone that felt new. But the point is they bring him his very expensive turbo man. I think it cost him $300. So you know, with it, not only does it not speak English, it falls into a whole bunch of pieces onto the floor. I'll say not only does it fall into pieces, it speaks Spanish. See, that that was the the moment when he realized something was wrong, not the falling apart. Yeah, this this and so part second. The most important thing here is, of course, no refunds, which is like, oh, no, you've been duped. They've got you now. And so it's a it's a matter of pride at this point. Doesn't matter about the term of end, dolly. She's going to fucking you can't have this sending and destroy. And so we get a scene that once we see the mask of Zorro for EFAP movies, I'm almost. Oh, yeah, we will be able to compare and contrast these scenes because this is what I thought of the army of the normies. Then there's like a ninja one and then there's like a huge one. It's a picture. It is. Yeah. But, um, well, you have to appreciate because you're like, oh, this is a film I'm watching. And you're like, oh, what's in it? And you show him this screenshot and you're like, all right. So, dude, he does like he does like a five time front flip. He does. They have prepared Santa Candy Cane nunchucks, which I think is impressive. I mean, you've got to be prepared to Santa. Someone tries to fuck up your toys. You've got to fuck him up. I like that you got. Adi is clearly like just the audience. Like, what in the world is happening? But that guy, he is having all the fun in the world. Oh, you were happy. Yeah, I was about to post this. And so, yeah, you know, you don't really know what to make of this until Arnie fucks them all up. I mean, it is Arnie, right? Yeah, but that's the thing. You're like, of course he can. But then Giant Santa and despite being armed with a candy cane, what can Arnie do but break it across Big Show? Terrifying stuff. They've even spray painted his his eyebrows just to fit the look. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, God, look, he gives them after. He's kind of awesome to have, like, oh, yeah, the guy on the right there. That's Arnie. Yeah, Arnie is already massive. The big show is like huge. Why do you make it look like this way? Like, I saw Big Show perform live. He's fucking huge. And perform dead. Like, he's. That's good. Oh, fuck off. It's Big Show. And it's just body lying on the stage. Everyone goes. Perform dead. It's carded out in the coffin. You have people just to plop him over on his cart. Well, he's not the undertaker. Big Show dead and in concert. I'd watch it. Dead show. The show must go on. So naturally, a midget jumps on to Arnie's head. And they're like rocking back and forth. This is one of the best moments in the entire film. Big Show decides to punch Arnie in the face. Here it comes. Arnie, very cleverly. Ducks. Oh. I'm gonna go this in the movie today. It's so fucking good. Across the room. Dicky little limbs flailing. This is offscreen Santa, who's just having so much issue with like understanding this. Oh, I love it. No, my playtime kitchens. I can't believe this. And of course, Big Show feels very guilty about this. But yeah, the war begins. All of the Santas start to just fucking dive, Arnie. Unfortunately for them at this very moment, the police break in because it's a raid upon this operation that is fucking awful. Must be stopped. You notice how this film's like content changes as we go along. Because I went over the first like half an hour in five seconds. But this part I've spent really long. It's just like, I don't understand. It's so good. Here, absurdity. This is where it goes off the deep end. And all the stops, the police are arresting the Santas. They're rounding up the little elves. There's four cops. Remember who grabbed the one? Yeah. Oh, yeah, they got each of his limbs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How to properly carry a midget. Oh, yeah, the midget manages to escape by jumping. What were they thinking when they made this? This is so wonderful. The Christmas spirit nailed. And yeah, he happens to find a fucking like toy police sort of badge. Yeah, and just convince the guys like I'm undercover detective. I've been working undercover for five years. You know everything. Never had I seen such a terrible buzzed. Also, where is that shot of them carrying that Santara? I need it, you know, research. It's a pretty intense scene that you just don't really expect. That's the way the film is going when you start it. But it's good that it went there. The movie is fucking awesome. Would a movie have the balls to do that these days? I don't know. Oh, there you go. I found it. One very small elf carried by four officers. Naturally. So, yeah, you feel like it's going to chill out now. Going to chill and the neighbor once again hitting on his wife. And he has a section where he's just unable to connect with the sun, reestablishing those important themes, bumps into the mailman again. And so, like I said, for a second, you might be convinced that everything's chilling out. And then we find out that in a radio station, if you can deliver all of the names of the reindeer, then you get yourself a table man doll. Which is that seems like a really easy question, though. I don't know. A lot of people don't know. Free internet? I mean, who here can do it? I can. I can. OK, rather who here can't do it? Me. I don't think I could. I could get like four in. I can't even tell you to the only reason the only I can't. But the only reason I might be able to is because I recite what he says in this movie, not because I know. You know, well, we're talking about rain here. Well, we were talking about reindeer here for just a moment, but there is a fun fact that I learned. It's, you know, why do you know why Santa? He would he would feed Dasher and Dancer coffee all the time. Why? Because because they were his Starbucks. I'm glad that I said this will be a pun before you said it. No, I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, no, I give it I give it five stars. I won't tell you if it's out of five or ten, though. Well, I mean, either way, it's either it's either perfect or it's yeah, that's all right. It physically hurt me, Rex. Oh, no. Yeah, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, keep it Donner Blitzen. And if you're Vixen, right? With the female representation, unless Vixen was a dude's name, in which case, like who? Whoops, man. She must have been like she must have felt like the only smurf fat in the village, you know? Yeah, neat. You know, I'm pretty sure he's not. He's he's I don't think he's canon. Vixen is wanking in German, just as a fun fact. Vixen is wanking in German. Yeah, it's wrote differently, written differently. But yeah, it's important that that was the case. But there's a lot of wanking to Vixen. Um, for reasons that not even I could elaborate on. So they're right. And of course, Arnie is like going to win because he can recite it really well because he's a fucking legend. But the mailman has a bomb. Oh, my God, yes. So OK, all right, dude, what is it worth noting, by the way, that the mailman is played by Sinbad. Well, I don't think we've mentioned that yet. Well, that's well, that's basically all the Bible says Sinbad. See, that's that's that's a that's a radio man, Pog. This radio man, Pog. Dude, this is such a love to turn on the radio mission to the pograms. This is all the verge of being a cartoon face. Like I'm surprised even matters to do it. I'm impressed. This is the best part of the entire movie. The line that that Sinbad gives in a moment. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, hundreds of these go in circulation. I just decided to keep this one. No, no, no, no, no, when he gives to the cops with the second one. Right. OK, I'm going ahead. I'm going ahead. We'll get there. Bilge. So yeah, he's like, this is a bomb. And they're all like, oh, my God. But then in his rage of explaining that this will just fucked up that people put bombs in the mail, he throws the bomb and it lands on the floor and it doesn't explode. It's like, oh, my God, you're a cheetah. You're you're a bad person. And so the guy explains there is no turbo man doll at this place. You only get a ticket to get one. And eventually. Yeah, which is not useful to Arnie because he needs it for tomorrow. So they try to leave, but the police have already arrived. And so it's all over, except the mailman tries to trick again. And it actually works again. And this is where he says the line. I was going to say, our heroes managed to escape. But did you want to do you want to take it away? The line he says is. Don't move. Oh, no, I have the ears of a snake. I have the ears of a snake. The other great moment of this is the the bomb explodes. They do a nice cut. And it just detonates. Also, you can tell if you're if you're watching right now, they light up the windows to let you know where the bomb went off. You may have missed it right up in that top left. And then they're fucking dead. Fucking mailman hears that. He's like, the sick world we live in sick world. So but of course, because it's a nice family friendly movie, we don't we don't see any flash flying anywhere. And you only you only see a Looney Tunes S cop, and it's the only the one cop that picked the bomb up. They get blown up. I mean, honestly, like, oh, I'm Daffy Ducked Blurg. It could have just been a joke bomb that doesn't actually explode. But I don't know how it managed to make such a huge sound. If that was the case, it's like, yeah, yeah. The other ones are just like, oh, some dust on my jacket. And then we move on, of course, to the the the the I think this is the second act low point. He tries to steal a turban man doll from his neighbor and he manages to fuck up his whole house and he gets caught from it and his kid and his wife are like, we're going to go to the parade without you, which we get some. We get some character moments here between him and his Ted, the deer, the reindeer. We do. That's right. Yeah, that's right. I mean, I'm funny enough, steak wise, like the stakes of this movie whether or not the Christmas runs successfully and the idea of they go to the Christmas parade without him. That's like, that's like major. That's like Thanos arriving, you know, can't have that. I want to mention that he accidentally sets a, I guess, metal statue head on fire. Oh, my God. I don't know how. And then because he's a wonderful human being, he decides the only way to get rid of this efficiently is to kick it into the snow. Parallels at Carol's. Yeah, so the best solution is probably going to be to. I just can't believe they did this. It's fucking funny. He kicks it. It goes through the window and smashes it, of course. And so from the perspective of these people, they're singing a carol and then the window smashes and a flaming head comes through. I don't know how it's on fire. Yeah, it's kind of weird. He's so good. It's it's wonderful and it's terrifying. And of course, everybody flips out and he's he's just trying to make the day work. But he's unsuccessful. And yeah, we're a guy. Yeah. And so there's this reindeer has been fucking him up throughout the movie and he's been trying to deal with it in different ways. And once all this happens and the wife and and Ted are all like, you fucking dingus and you get exposed to almost stealing a toy, he's just not in the mood. You know, like, you guys can understand that. You wouldn't want to fucking deal with a reindeer. And so by the time it seems sort of comes to the reindeer returns and Arnie's just like, you know, I'm not having any of this. And let's just say, I don't know if Peter approved this film, but they probably wouldn't be a fan because the radio burst through the door, growls at him. Not sure if trained or weird prosthetic. Sometimes I get confused. It's kind of a mix of both and Arnie just fucking uppercuts that bitch. I had enough of this reindeer shit. Somebody's listening to all of this without knowing what Jingle the way is like, what the fuck? I'll show us they got uppercuts of reindeer. Like, I don't know what it was. They become friends in the 90s. Yes, yes, that's right. I'd forgotten about that. He does. And they just drink together because, you know, guys, they're just like, yeah. Well, see, that's probably the most bro part of the movie is is Arnie drinking some beer with the reindeer. That's how you know it's all coming. And so begins it. So begins the third act where we really start to ramp up. So the parade with the army of Santas. And oh, we pointed out so many different like they got all kinds of mascots. We just saw Crayola, Bert and Ernie. I don't know all of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Raggedy Ann, Rock and Sock and Robots, Cat in the Hat. I don't know if they paid for all of this. Probably not. Is that Paddington? That's Paddington. I always I for some reason don't remember Paddington being like white fur. I thought he was like brown. I think he's brown, but it's got to be Paddington. What else would it be? Rumsfeld. Rumsfeld. That is Rumsfeld the Bear. Of course. Of course. And then so it turns out through bad luck that Arnie is unable to reach his family in the parade and said is chased by the policeman into a doorway that leads him to becoming the part of the parade thing for Turbo Man, which is going to he's wanted for the the terroristic bombing. Yes, the radio station. Yeah, I also want to want to highlight Ted tries to sexually harass his wife. And this is what happens, which is out of the rain here for a second. And I was like, oh, right. This is what happens. When you Nixon was getting old, I guess. This movie is trying to say sexual harassment bad. That's what that is. I believe at the time you said that you were surprised this wasn't used for more reaction means. Yeah, I feel like you could probably put a bottom and top text on this in a lot of ways. A lot of ways. I'm excited to see if that happens. Well, get to it, y'all. So. He accidentally becomes Turbo Man. And Sinbad, for some reason, unrelated to all of this, decides to attack and kidnap or tie up the guy who was supposed to play the evil brain dude. So that he could attack Arnie, Turbo Man to get the Turbo Man doll. Because the mailman also wants a Turbo Man doll. For his son. And so they battle over it. It's intense. Arnie has a jet pack. There's a fairy. There's an army of demon power rangers. This is not. Talking about the jet pack. Do we even? Sorry, Anakin Skywalker is in this movie, by the way. Oh, yeah. Let's not forget that. And he acts just as well as he always has. Yes, impressive, undeniably. It's incredible. George Lucas was like, this is the one. This is Anakin Skywalker. You can tell that George Lucas took a lot of inspiration from Jingle All The Way when he made the prequels, I think a lot of the dramatic stakes are very similar. Arnie's acting clearly inspired a lot of the acting in the prequels, I would say. So a lot of connections. The fairies are obviously better than the prequels. Oh, yeah. So this is a pretty good shot of the incredible special effects to realize a jet pack. I hope you appreciate this. Playing it on screen is gorgeous. Arnie, just the peak of action cinema. The parade people built a jet pack. Yeah, and it works. Oh, right. It's them around. They built a fully functional jet pack that goes way up into the sky. Yeah, and across several, several streets. And it's insane. Wow, wait, wait, wait, up into the sky and across several streets. Yeah, I mean, like, wow, vertical, horizontal. It's all there. What if it doesn't know what if it's very, it's very vertical, not very horizontal. Yeah. Well, I mean, that would be like 30 feet left or right. But you can go up a mile if you want. I mean, I imagine if you would go vertical, you wouldn't be able to keep that height. But nope, keeps its keeps its elevation and everything I would somehow they went all out on this. I would wait, why wouldn't it? Well, I mean, if you're if you're flying straight, if the idea is that it's only going to go super high, then you would think that it wouldn't have any type of, you know, means to level out so you can go straight, right? Oh, no, you would probably you'd probably like steering hit the street. You'd probably just hit the street and slide across the ground. But no, it you maintain your, you know, you maintain your height off of the ground and you're still traveling. Are you saying it doesn't provide lift? No, it provides tons of lift. I just imagine it doesn't level out, but it does both. When you when you say level out, what do you mean? Well, if you're going straight, like I'd say in what direction. You're going you're going straight at about six feet off the ground. And what I know we're like level to the earth. Yeah. OK, that's very important. You know, right? And so while you're going forward, you would think you would need some type of like means of staying at the height you are like six feet, right? That's what lift is. Well, yeah, provide lift. Yeah, but it provides only a shitload of vertical lift, you would think, right? Like there's no wings on this to keep this thing. Lift has to be. Is. So what's the what's the problem? Well, it means it doesn't have any sort of like wings or fins or anything like that to kind of keep it level. It doesn't matter. You've already established it provides lift. Yeah. So it. But if you're going forward, wouldn't you whether it's when you're not? No, no, no, no, you said that it provides lift. You established that is what it has. So whether it's doing that through. Lift is always up. That's what lift is. So if so, it doesn't really matter if it's through wings or something else, it's got lift, right? The wings are a mean. So wings are a means to an end that end being generally to provide lift and yaw. I'm assuming that's just talking about how does he direct it? Yeah, he's got. Well, it's probably his helmet as well as the two booster things that that he's holding on to his helmet. Well, yeah, his helmet, I mean, this helmet doesn't have wings. No, no, no, it don't need wings to steer. No, yeah, I wasn't. Wait, what? Yeah, like doesn't he have does his helmet not have the fin that's on it? Oh, I don't think that I'm being serious. If you, for instance, right, if you are scuba diving or if you are underwater swimming and you're propelling yourself with your flippers, if you do nothing except change the direction of where you're looking, you'll kind of go towards that direction. I don't think it's a matter whatsoever to the power of his jet pack. Well, it will know that's no, the more powerful the jet pack is, the more impactful the small differences will be. Because I'm not an aerodynamics person. But I think his head has like a like fins or something on it, like the top one. You could use that to steer. Fuck, no, fuck, no, to a degree. The jet packs thing. If you watch the movies when he activates it, he fucking it's like a bullet train that that helmet's doing nothing. This is not going to change. How big the fin is. Yeah, don't worry. I've got you a perfect show me because I can't remember. No, I just mean his face. It's fucking glorious. Yeah, yeah. It's probably in the like the controls because they move, right? Like, yeah, I think I think the whatever he's holding on to might have something in there. But obviously, Arnie has no fucking clue how to use it, which is his first time, which he's flying very to the humus. Perhaps it's just very intuitive. He just misses Anakin Skywalker, which if he had grabbed him in this scene, we wouldn't have had Vader just saying. And yeah, he eventually beats the fuck out. Evilman saves the day for a Christmas style with a boomerang, no less. Fringy would love this movie. What a boomerang. When he knocks the dude off the thing, it is like, yes, we got him. It's like, oh, so he's dead. It's like, no, no, he lands on like a present. Like, oh, it's fine somehow. I don't know. Wow. And he gets the Timberman doll, but then the police got him. See that? That's how you that's how you know the fuzz of gotcha. Again, I don't know how many people actually have a stream up or not, which is fine, but they got it. No, no, I got it. And so, you see, the day is one, but in the true Christmas spirit, the son and the father and the mother, their relationship is stronger than ever and the kid gives the gift to the villain to give to his son. Wonderful. Also, the creepy pivot man leaves because he was evil. He was he was hit with eggnog. I feel like that's enough. You know, you didn't you didn't need to kill him. We'll send him to jail or anything. It's fine. And victory, the day is saved and the star is placed upon the Christmas tree, which by the way, he waited until Christmas Eve to put that star on. Damn. Yeah, you want to give it the give it the old big finish. Normally, and then he goes into the bedroom to give her a big finish. Oh my God. This is a children's program. Where are you? Disgusting. It's like from the like from the pit of hell, I hear this giggle. And the film closes out with realizing, oh my goodness, he hasn't bought anything for his wife, so they're going to get a divorce. It's going to be a really. Let's talk about home alone. Yeah, I guess that leads into home alone. Naturally, this is pretty good actually. Because neither of the parents want the kids. That's how it works. Mm-hmm. So I had remembered Jingle All The Way as being not particularly good. And I was sort of dreading watching it when we first started. In fact, I think that's in the recording is that I'm just like generally not so fond of the idea. But by the end of it, man, I completely, I completely changed my memory and thoughts of it. And I, it's a great film. And I think like a lot of it is just like, we just don't really realize what we've had until it's gone. You know what I'm saying? After a while, you're just so like, oh. And so we don't have the yarn. You don't realize what you've gained until it's here. I like how when originally we told Jay that his avatar wasn't a Christmas avatar, and now it's the same one just with a Santa hat. I'm okay with that. I'm fine with someone popping the Santa hat on. I think that's fine. Quick fix makes sense, you know? I mean, yours is just a reindeer hat, right? Hello. Just a reindeer hat. Do you not see the fucking nose? That is a very small detail. I refuse to accept your vitriol in response. I see your nose, right? Motherfucker, I've got the carrot, the little things in the mouth, the snow, the ice, the Santa hat. That's amazing. I've got the antlers on my noggin. I've got the nose. And it's not a crop. That's my nose. It's just red. I read the hat nose. Jay's got a cool background. Yours is this weird polka dot thing. Just a heads up. This is literally, I'm fairly confident the drunkest I've ever been on an EFA. Racism, we're doing the Christmas recording. This will release on the 25th, Jay, okay? So don't spoil for anybody who hasn't seen what happens on Christmas yet. Why are you drunk? Because I just got home from seeing a couple of friends. Are they that bad? Aw. He didn't answer. So I've had two mugs of mulled wine. Whoa. Mugs. Wow. A gin and tonic, and then a bottle of wine. Well. A whole bottle? Yes. Like one of those little bottles? Well, maybe for you. No, that's a lot. Yeah. I just wanted a whole bottle and then like. You know what, Rags? I just want to bust your balls. That's all I'm at today. Ew, sexual. I'm just like three B.O.'s. Well. I don't get drunk after three. It's okay. Balls. You know what? Some people can drink a lot of alcohol. Some people can't. You know what, though? We make fun. Everybody would want the lower tolerance because you wouldn't have to drink as much. I used to have a really low tolerance and then by drinking a lot, I got rid of it. Damn. The true Christmas tragedy. I was just joking. I feel like it's real cheaply and now it's quite expensive for me to get drunk. All right, so now what? Do we talk about the other two movies or do we play Jackbox because everyone is here? Jackbox. All right, we got one vote. I'm going to go into my Jackbox. Well, what are the other two movies? What are those two movies? We watched Home Alone and Batman and Robin. We can't even talk about the two other movies. Well, but we can, you know. It's just that I don't know how long everyone's going to stay and right now we have all seven so wouldn't that be the perfect time to play Jackbox? I don't know. Right, what do you think? What do you think, Ragn? It's all good in the hood, really. If it's all good in the hood, then, well, I was going to put it to a vote but I'm assuming most people are going to be like, I don't mind, which means J wins. Is that right, J? I don't want to do that, I'm so good right now. Can you phrase that differently so I'm more comfortable with it? I will dominate you. Stop doming around. Do you think? Why are all these men in the chat putting guns at me? Chat is ours. We have chat. We control chat this time. How does it feel? Chat are going to be so upset when they see this. Oh, what's that guy with glasses covered in cum? J is scrolling up through the pastism. That's Humpty Dumpty's cum. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Where should I say Humpty Humpty? Cum cum cum cum. Humpty Humpty. Humpty Humpty. Oh, that's not good, you shouldn't say that. Cum cum cum cum, youngster. You can't... I'm just scrolling up and the man covering, oh, it's the guy reading the small thing. I like that guy. The guy reading the small thing. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The Asian dude in front of the blackboard reading the small piece of paper, like, oh, I can't see this. Holy shit, I just realized the Asian dude in front of the blackboard, it's always about race with you. I don't have to hide anything. I don't mean that in terms of gay. I mean, I don't have to hide the screen because this is all going to be premiered later. So ha ha, get fucked, Jack. I can leave the closet open, oh my god. The closet remains open this time around, Batman. Jack box. I wouldn't if you guys have the stream up, which you should, otherwise you can't see the amusing drawings as efficiently. I wouldn't even need to tell you the room code. Where is the stream? Oh my god. I just arrived. You scrolled up to see the cum glasses, but you didn't scroll up to see the LinkedIn fucking stream. Oh, there it is. I see it. Oh, wow, the heads don't even align properly. Fucking idiot. You crumbus. It can't align them perfectly when, if there's seven, I won't, if there's eight, I will. When you're not smart, you can. Intelligence is subjective. You're objective. You're an adjective. Matt, are you excited for the thing? We're going to do tomorrow. I am. OK, that's something about eight. So I guess you mean 8 PM, not AM. 8 PM. Wait, did I say 8 AM? No, you just said I'm a what? We can start at eight. That's when I'm awake. And for me, 8 PM equals morning. I wake up at 8 PM. You see, I just put it in the chat. Oh, man, really good. Yeah, I woke up at 8 PM today. Nice. Yeah, I would have gone on strike if you said 8 AM, because it's 2 AM already. I think that movie about the dog. Right. Do we try and talk about Home Alone while playing the game? Is that the plan? I don't think we can do it. Sure. Home Alone. Dude, I almost finished the last half of my Valentine's bottle, so I'll do whatever the fuck I want. Just bullshit. Ranks. Yep. Jay Longboat, what the fuck? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, she's probably not here because of the internet. Did you know? Oh, she is here. She's just very quiet. Hello. Join us and draw. Don't draw penises or lip-sat, that's bullshit. No, it's just a algorithm as well. Oh, I don't think we've never had trouble about the past, right? It's like we've never enjoyed penises. How are they eight people? Is someone double drawing? Well, I tried to switch to my phone, and I guess it didn't kick me out. Got it. That's not what it does. That is correct. I guess I'll reset. Yep. Sorry. It's all right. No problem. Fucking typing a code again. That's not the case. If you do it again, I'll pre. Dude, you're literally wearing a hat on your hat. That's not how hats work. It's just a joke. No, I'm sorry. No. No. I bet you don't like minorities. Press the button that says the no. Also, Jay, I'll have you know. Chase agreed to join us at 7 PM. It is now 1 30 AM. And then he said something about, yeah. Perfect. Floated, his car blew up. No, didn't he say he would eventually turn up? He still hasn't. I literally didn't even say I would turn up, but here I am. Exactly. Who is the superior humanist, I believe. The little shit I am. The little shit. I want to see that movie. Hey, about the quarter of the EFAP audience that don't like me. I'm here. That's my bet. Everyone's hated by some portion, like even rags. Rags of all people is hated by a portion of the EFAP audience. Can you believe it? Well, that's the thing. When you're a person with conviction and strong opinions, a lot of the EFAP audience will hate you because they're wrong. Oh. Oh. It's something you chat for you. What's chat? In the stream chat, which you've got, you've got to get this throw up. Oh, it's just us. That's so cool. I know, right? Literally, the winners will be selected by just us. So the stakes are on the highest flames. Oh, shit. This isn't a popularity contest anymore. It's literally just about who's funnier. Also, fucking two people haven't joined yet. Why do you hate everything? Oh, I haven't joined yet. Wait, I've not seen the code. Where's the code? It's in the big ass letters. Key Joe. No, it's on the stream. Yeah, we don't need to hide anything. We're all alone, man. That's the previous code. No, site two. I got you in the previous one. Site two. It's the code. That's the old one. And we're not using it anymore. Well, I see the new one now. So I'm very drunk. Liar. And I can't take this kind of emotional abuse. What about it? You can talk, but you can't read. Ow. Well, yeah. Yeah, I'm like, my mental age is currently like five. And five trolls can talk but not read. Everybody's in. I'm starting it up. Three, two, and then another one. Another one. Another one. So good luck every drawer. Home Alone. So yeah, we'll try and talk about Home Alone in these. Everyone's got a multitask. Talk about Home Alone while drawing. I like Home Alone, but I haven't seen it in like 10 years. The crazy thing about Home Alone is that the portion of the defense of the house is a tiny fraction of the actual movie. Yeah, it takes forever to get there. 15 minutes, 20 minutes. And to be honest with you, that's not at all how I remember it. It's kind of changed my mind about what kind of movie it is. I kind of was like, it was, I would have probably hated Home Alone, but we were there together making fun of it, which helped a whole lot. I mean, it's what makes Milan enjoyable. Is it bad? Are you saying it's bad? No, not in the slightest. Well, I mean, like if we talk about plot stuff, there's a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense. Yeah, but I personally, I don't vibe with the fact that like the stuff he does to the robbers would actually be like excruciatingly painful. But it's just played as like funny. Wait, that's like the funniest part, though. You know, what do you mean you don't vibe with that? I don't understand. Well, my vibrations, they don't align with it. That's only getting me from me today, Rags. That's, you don't, you don't get to bully me into speaking like a normal human being. No, I legit didn't understand what you meant. He's not happy. Good. I believe Jay's trying to say that they should have been more injured and that portraying it as funny is rude to human suffering. Is that what you're saying? No, not rude to human suffering. It's just like, tonally, I'm like, I'm kind of a squeamish person when it comes to physical injuries. Like, I don't deal with certain types of physical injury very well. So like when the guy steps on the nail, I'm just like, oh, yeah, no, I cringe super hard. Yeah, that one, seeing that you see his foot sit down just that extra inch and he dies inside. That one fair enough. But there's not, I wouldn't say there's many of that one. The rest of them are really funny, I find. I'm really confused by what the hell this thing's asking me to do right now. So I'm just going to draw whatever you want. Oh, yeah, I haven't explained the rules to you. Have you played this one before? No, I've played it before, plenty. Oh, good. All right. It's just that what it's asking me to do doesn't really make a hell of a lot of sense. Desperate, would you be upset to know that I've already broken the rule that you set? If it wins, it will break it, yes. Oh, no. Oh, my god. I think mine's funny, so fuck you. We'll see that. So yeah, next round, as you are all hopefully aware, you have to defeat the thing that you sent. And what do you guys think about the whole lead-up to the Home Alone Tisms? Like the ending part that's actually fun? Like all of that before that? Oh, I mean, I think it's fine. You know, it's fine. All right, it was a hoot. I'm entertaining. I probably wouldn't know. I wouldn't watch this alone ever. Yeah. And take that as whatever you want in terms of meaning. But the thing is, I probably wouldn't want to watch Jingle of the Way on my own ever again. I always want people to be there because it's fucking funny shit. Yeah. But like all movies, I would rather watch with people, so. So when you say, Home Alone Girl, you mean something more special? Like it's flimpy, is that what you're saying? Yeah, I just can't say I'm not big of a fan, honestly. Well, let's get some more opinions in there. How's everyone's fan rating of flimpy alone? Home Alone? Oh, I love flimping alone. I love the last part. I felt a little bit like a drag to where we go. I mean, there's some fun stuff in there. It establishes plenty working against Kevin and the fact that he's given no other choice but to do this, except for the fact that the cops probably would have come to the house already. Like if the pizza man did what he was supposed to do and report that somebody blew somebody else away inside a house or fired at him. And the fact that the cops didn't swarm the house was a bit of a plot hole and then find out the kids in there. And the fact that they already tried once to contact the neighbors, they just knocked on the door and said, nope, nobody's home. We're out. Dude, what the fuck have I drawn today? I'm the first one ready with the help. It was only 20 seconds left. I've readied up to you guys have got 10 seconds left. I saw who did. Well, you know, you're the red one. I don't see you ready on the stream yet. Yeah, well, you know what? You have a really bad streaming service that doesn't show you the future very fast. Oh, get dabbed on. I told the people I was seeing today about QTs and they were like, ah, they told me. You told my QTs. Yeah, why would you do that? Also, it's too late to talk about that because now we're battling. Wait, who's my dad? Who is in? And oh, my goodness. Oh, no, it's a long bone. Oh, the person drawn. OK, adding flavor to the pool. Oh, my god. I mean, it's a pretty basic piss drawing, but it's better than an, I think. No, I don't agree. The sunglasses. This is actually just because DAS doesn't like to be. He doesn't like penises. We can't have the P win. That's not my point. Like the without the chat, it's going to completely change. I think it would be an rule if it wasn't for the P. So that's fair enough. Make sure you're all voting because it really does count this time. Yeah. All right, so you go. I was kind of I was pretty neutral on that, honestly. I was legitimately really neutral on the glasses and the shading make it, man. Fuck the pacifier versus fuck peace. Patrick the pacifier versus fuck peace. I don't know. Patrick's got some pretty big peace energy going there. I feel like drawing the previous person's drawing and then something killing it is getting a little overplayed. Just going to say it now. What? That thing I was saying from the beginning? Oh, wow. That's what I said at the beginning. That's what I said. I thought the DAS bullshit was referencing. No. Then he wasn't. Oh, because if he would have, no, if he would have said that. My problem is that it's a thing. But now it's a thing with a penis. And the thing with a penis automatically just seems every time, no matter how clever. All right, name 17 things that Dix don't make better, except blenders. Yeah. The chat of which 25. I don't care if I lose. I appreciate that. I appreciate that the flower is happy despite being homeless. I'm the pot. I just was like, fuck it, empty pot. And I'm really homeless flower. That's so cold. He seems happy to be free, a free of material possessions. We should kill the homeless. Yeah, you think it would be frowned a bit. I'm feeling Stoge. I think he's like, he's kind of someone who'd be chill at a disco or whatever. Oh, Stoge, the thruster. I love he's like, he's like a steal. I only hear Stoge's stories. Stoge's stories. Also, we made a full vote. So what's everyone doing, huh? Being racist. Stoge's just annihilated me. Yeah, Stoge is great. Yeah. Stoge's crossed in his way to victory. I saw Stoge, and I was just like, I don't know. I give props to effort for like the coloring and stuff. Holy shit, that's the first 100% we've ever seen. Well, there's only like three people voting, so calm down. There's a God down there. Oh, no. He's like, holy shit, like you're blowing away. Spread of the gas. Ass tape. Ass tape versus bread of the thick ass. That's a lot of tape. I feel like it could cover, I don't know. What is the purple and the blue on the tape supposed to be? Shading. The brown in the middle of the tape. It's the cardboard. Well, what's the brown in the middle of spread of the gas supposed to be? Desperation. I call that desperation. You've got to prepare that. You've got to be on a stretch of seeking. The glint of light on the tape really just pulled it through. Oh my goodness. How does a target settle? Oh, all right. I guess it does. I just win. All right. What was part of them when the 49% man wins? This was Smith, but you can see him. So is that canonical? Is that what Smith looks like, Jay? Yeah. God. He looks like a legend of Zelda character from the N64. So I found myself relating to the killer in the home alone a lot more than I expected to. Oh, you mean the Snow Slayer? Joe Pesci is hard to hate. Shovel Slayer. Yeah, the Shovel Slayer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dan? It's supposed to be Dan. I'm going to go cry. The Trandy Kane? I was, hey, it is what it is. All right. Dan, the Trandy Kane. The Champion of the Spongebob. I'm trying to get into the holiday spirit here. I think the Dan has the upper hand, I'm just saying. Yeah, if you don't vote for me, you're a trans bigot or whatever. Of course. You know, I support her, but I don't live with that. If you vote for Dan, you're a faggot. Damn. Wow. Wow, everyone's voting for Dan instead of Trandy Kane? That's bullshitting 20 years. Look at all you trans folks. What a stupid fucking worthless game. Seizing the ultimate weapon. Wow. No one voted for Trandy Kane. Oh my god, Jane came lost. Jane lost. What a load of horseshit. Fuck this game, and fuck all of you. You're bad people. What they said about EFAP is true. Oh, yeah. Except for me in this bizarro mirror universe. Didn't Matt Jarbo give shit? Oh, yeah. Matt Jarbo was like, oh, yeah. He's like, oh, fuck EFAP. He's mad because it's like the other 7 billion people on the planet who make fun of him. Thanks to that. Thanks to that I had somebody in my discord come up to me and say, so how's it feel to be an incel? And I've never had that question before. Well, you've got to own it. It's funny as well because it happened right out of the daggula one. It's like daggula is an incel. I don't know. He's married. Well, it doesn't matter. Incel. Incel, yeah. OK, just be insulted. You fucking EFAP. Incel is a pretty good insult. It is. It is funny and original and very clever. All of those things put together. That's not really brown as a game. That's not brown at all. You lied to me. Why are you so stupid? You lied to me. Right, right, right, right. Oh, 40 seconds left. This is not enough. I need longer to draw this incredible masterpiece. I'm still home alone. I'm just I'm absolutely void of ideas this game. My brain is like, why don't you draw this incredibly stupid thing? Don't draw that. I don't really do it in the submit. What if you do a giraffe but with noodles for legs? Two seconds. One noodle and go. Here comes the next one. Someone just tweeted at me that their cat's name is Ketler. Well, are you allowed to do that in Scotland? Well, I don't know if they're in Scotland. Probably not, though. Not for long. Is everyone very much concentrating right now? Every drawing I've drawn today has had sunglasses but completely by coincidence, not for like any connected reason. I don't believe that happens with me and desks, so it's all good. What the fuck is this drawing, man? I'm feeling this one. It's going to win the battle. Dude, I cannot draw while I'm post a bottle of wine and a gin and tonic and two glasses of water. That should be when your powers are doubled. No, it's when my powers are nullified. Your powers are weak, old man. It's like, hey, Jedi seem to get more powerful the older they get. So shut up, Vader. What does he know? I didn't have time to finish one of mine. I'm pissed. You pissed. I'm pissed. You're pissing. So I guess the discussion on Humble Own is complete. We went through it all, right? Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, the thing of it was it was it was a fine movie. It was funny where it wanted to be funny and they established a lot and the plot holes were minimal and the cops could have probably cleaned up a lot of it. But overall, not too shabby. And the parents didn't do a clear didn't do a very good job of getting back to the sun and stuff like that. It's true. She did walk through the door. I tried her ass off, though. You got to give that to her. You know, the mom put in more at the exact same moment. Everybody put in more effort, but like not enough. Everyone else didn't. But I feel like I feel like they couldn't have her put in any more. I love the idea that they were like, let's phone all of our neighbors and it all went to answering machines. Like all of them. Who is agreeing to be in Tonya Doc face versus him screaming in 90s movies? We already know who wins this. No. I like the muscles that you gave him, though. Whoever drew that. What's that little red dot below him? Dude, he's Tony. He promised blood. He shut up. Timnit has bleed, obviously. Oh, champion of overstaying. They welcome that would be not. Oh, Stoji versus invisible smith. That would be smith over staying. They're welcome. Oh, well, definitely invisible smith. Got that complicated one. I went because it's a contest of who's drawings are the worst and who's over used. That jokes the most. It's not fair that Ab loses because he wasn't as bad. There you go. Dems, the rules came through me a bone. To be fair, I only agreed to be in dark fate would absolutely be the champion of staying. You're welcome, but I didn't wait to see what the contest was before I switched. So Eric was a body vanishing cream. You're right. It's just acid. It's not even cream. It's just acid. Acid. All right. What if it said venom instead? Oh, what if the trainers have a decision? Why would you vote for body vanishing cream over dead Harriet with what is spelled Harriet on the fucking gravestone? The gravestone is also very upset. However, I like the body vanishing cream and its acid. I think that's humorous. Fair enough. I like that. I think the champion of needing moisturizer. Actually, if you're not, I think dead Harriet was bad. Yeah, because I mean, acid is moist. Yeah, I guess. Dead people are moist. I guess acid is moist. Oh, I wouldn't do glass hole with it, but it is what it is. What would you leave your ass hole in for? Lube. Rags, but he fucks the wolves. But he fucks the wolves. Yeah, we vote for the fucking Chad rags. So you know how to secure at least one vote. Good for you. Champion of life coaches. Yay, I won one. Oh, so fun. I always choose between these life coaches. Do you labor to the pool? So stupid. What's the one thing I can do to have rags not be all over my dick? Oh, yeah, that's right. Pissing. He and his pool. Is that really everything we have to say about home alone? Well, I think part of it has to do with the fact that we're focusing on this game. I think so, yeah. Champion of leftovers. Movie Bob. Maybe we preserve McDonald's froth. I couldn't finish it. I like it. We were just like, champion of food poisoning. Oh, no. Champion of food poisoning. I feel like if Movie Bob could be poisoned by food, it would have happened by now. Exactly. Yeah. Does that make him the champion of it? Then again, it's perfectly preserved. So, oh. Maybe Movie Bob is has championed over food poisoning. I think you get food poisoning if you eat Movie Bob. Oh, what if he is immune to it, but he can give food poisoning to other people? So, he's like a super spreader. That's how we, yeah, like, that's how he starts the fourth rite. He gives a lot of people that he did. He gives 75% of the world or whatever food poisoning. And then they die of dehydration through diarrhea. They die of bowling, bowling. They crap out all the water in their body. What is happening in this competition? It's the Crutch Dispenser Go bowling dog. The champion of princesses? Violating the Geneva Convention. I don't know who is violating that with this one, I will be honest. Dude, that's a funny meme. No. I mean, the Crutch is on fire, I think. But which one's the funny meme? Well, at least we reached the Geneva Convention. This is funny, maybe. The spreader McAth is back. Oh, oh my God, I'm not going to ask what he wants to do with that Crutch. Oh my God. I'm getting something. Spreader McAth, don't do it. Don't do it. Oh, no. I don't know where I'm from right now. Bournbow dry lips versus the humble tube of chapsticks. I can't see it yet. Don't give me spoilers. What the fuck is that? He's got such small arms and legs. The champion of mansions. What the fuck does this have to do with mansions? Hunting humans for sport. Okay, Bournbow looks really fun to hunt for sport. Why is Bournbow losing? I like Bournbow. He wins now because of the humans for sport thing. Oh my God. Well, I guess the problem is I haven't drawn a human yet, so I have nothing to substitute it out. That would make sense. The closest thing I've drawn to a human is an empty pot, I guess. How is this human life? It is a human construct. Because a body is like a vessel for consciousness or something? That's pretty deep to be fair. Yeah, like a dead human is just like an empty pot. Okay, his arms and hands. I am a sysophiler. I was told to think about ideas and my first idea was I need a raise. I like the idea that he has Brussels sprout hands. Oh, Marco McBrussel's voice, speaking of getting a raise. It was good of the Greeks to come up with the idea of thinking about stuff. Yeah. Thank the fuck for someone who appreciated the Greeks for that. Patrick, the pacifier is going to get a knife. No, man, I think he's got that chad peace energy. Look at how confident he is. Look at his eyes and his smile. He's full of confidence. Marco's going to hit him. Oh, my God, Marco literally punched him. He's going to pacify him. According to the game, according to the narrative, the law, that's not what happened. According to the law, it is. He's the pacifier. He's just like that movie that The Rock was in, right? He purported to be the pacifier because that was not the case. I still, I believe. Moriarty stealing the win. Really? It's only because there's no audience. They would vote against me immediately. They wouldn't know who you are. Oh, fuck. Wow. No, no. No, it's the drawings are anonymous until it's revealed at the end. So painful. No, they're drawings are anonymous until it's revealed. They wouldn't know which drawing is yours. I'm never going to recover. I'm okay now. Well, it didn't come last. I beat Rax a bit. He works both terrible. Hey. My drawings were amazing. I felt that my drawings were amazing too. It's just that, you know, you don't know the room until you play at least one game. I literally, I literally ruined the law of invisible smith this game, and I can't believe he lost. No, yours was just fan fiction. Yeah. Okay. Oh, shit, it's sad already. I wanted to pee. Oh, fuck. But I'm the original author of smith. Ah, allegedly. Yeah, do you really own it? We accept the idea of, like, death as the author. Does that mean that all of, like, an author's own work is fan fiction? Wow, that's not... Thank you. Thank you. The true author of smith will be revealed in the court. Did I have an idea of something to draw on if you got on that? Are we starting a new game? Because I got a pee. Um, I guess now would be the time to run and pee and do it as fast as possible, and I don't skip the intro. You know what? I'll just do the drawings. I got a rubber band handy, so it'll be good. All right then. So, um, that's about it for Home Alone, huh? Yeah, that's, uh, that's all I got. Yeah, pretty fun movie. Some parts, like, kind of whatever. Like, I don't know why they put the whole shovel man arc in there. That was kind of pointless. Whose purse was that? It crimbers, I guess, yeah. But, I know, it was fun. I had a good time watching it. I did, too. And I'm curious to watch the second one to see how much house antics there are. Oh, don't, don't jump into that. Were there two or three of the Home Alone movies? Six. Five? Six? Fuck, what? There are five of them, yeah. I only knew about three. Wow. I have the big impress now. Two or three, so really, you only knew that two fucking lion? Yeah. Listen here, you drunk piece of shit. Oh, that is what I am. Oh, okay, cool. I'm still working on the drunken part. How's am I? I need to get a new bottle of whiskey soon, though. I, I almost finished the one I have. Why didn't you just have more whiskey already? Yeah. It's in my fridge, fuck you. Why'd you need to get it? Because it's in my fridge, you fuck. Why didn't you just bring your fridge? Oh, wait, fuck, we're already drawing. 30 seconds to draw whatever it is, Jay. It's going to be real bad if you just died and we're all going to judge you for it. Oh, no. Jesus Christ. This is the worst thing I've ever drawn. I've drawn a very good image. I just have some silly ideas today. I like it. This is when the game is the most fun. We actually have shitty ideas for drawing. Master, you actually, you actually came third last game. I'm proud of you. Thanks, man. Appreciate it. That's how you know it's not a real game. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck you. I have some really good idea of what's good and bad here. Who fucking drew this? This is fucking hilarious. I didn't know what to do with this. Let's see. It's kind of hard to draw masterpieces all the time, you know? Yeah. So I guess we also got to talk about Batman and Robin at some point. Don't stress me out. There's so much to say. Batman and Robin has like so much fucking content. It's insane. Yeah, never ends. Brown. Time to draw brown. No, just brown, Molly. You're lying. I never lied. I told a different version of the truth. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Dude, my drawing, these are like some of the worst drawings I've ever done this game. Wow. I'm not pulling the full effort just because it's not live, technically. Well, yeah, because honestly, right, the chat. Name those characters. The chat is made of people who are saying stuff. And some of them are wrong. Some of them are good people, probably. Maybe. It's something that we shouldn't discount for the possibility. It's time for the main event. I think I wrote the truth and chat now. I saw truth and chat. Truth and chat are the two furthest things. What do you smell like? Is that what you just said? I don't know what you smell like. No, what do you smell like? Cheap deodorant. It looks like a character from home movies. A ruby and a rose. I feel like a ruby and a rose is not a champion of failure. I don't care. I appreciate. Oh, wait. Yeah, bad woman is failure. Fuck you, ruby and a rose. That one was hard to beat in this category. Come on. Yeah. And I mean, although I really do got to give it, that's a well drawn ruby and a rose. Why would you not just draw a fucking Mando? Come on. Wow. I didn't know what I was responding to. What's up, Jay? You haven't acknowledged the truth and chat so far. So the champion of heavy metal. Patphobia. Oh. I'm just I'm going to screenshot this. I'm going to tweet it right now with a text at all. Mutlo. Like this is some. He's very long. He's not alone in deity. Mutlo. Mutlo. I just post. I just tweeted without any context. No text at all. I just tweeted the picture. We'll decide once and for all. Captain come dumpster versus stewart sponge hands. So they both absorb large amounts of liquids? I suppose. Would have come dumpster clean living. Would have come. Both like receptacles for come though. But like the sponge can absorb all kinds of things. Does a come dumpster get upset when you put things that aren't come into it? Someone's asked if you wanted to. The look on stewart's face as he realizes what he's got in his hands. What does my therapist clean up come? Clown. Oh my god. Mr. Dressicles. That's my dress. Raw meteors. This is a weird one. I will. I will say I don't know who to vote for on that. Can it smell Bresticles? Bresticles. She was one of the great Greek Amazons. Bresticles. Of course. Yeah. And her brother was a warrior. She was very manly. Was that testicles? Do you say testicles? I don't know how this has anything to do with Rags' vision board. I don't either, but good. See which one is good? That's my question. I choose to believe that it's the green thing. Oh, 50-50. And Gern wins. And has Gern's handler. Oh my god. Moodle vs. Moodle and Froggolt salty about losing. I feel like he just loses because he counters himself out, right? Moodle himself. Making people vomit. God damn it. That's just Moodle himself because Froggolt can kind of offset it, you know. You want Froggolt salty about losing? Moodle himself. I think it's important that if they're salty about losing, they lose, right? Dude, I put so many fucking 0% this game. Everyone's going to know you're not funny. What's going to, oh no. Ah, no. No. People are going to find out that I'm pretending. I'm just pretending. So I can tell which one is the false Rags easily. Look at the colors. What is this red imposter? The orange imposter. Being blessed. Look at all the little freckles. Wow, Jay. Is he doing terrible? Come on. Shut the fuck up. This must be so stressful. Yeah, I'm giving up my reputation as the best human in the world. Rags peeing would beat Rags cooing. I don't know. I don't know what the logic is there, you know. The logic is it's got a little freckles, it's cute. Rags? Would you rather be peeing or cooing? I'd rather be cooing. See, there you go. That's why Rags cooing wins. It's like, you know what I mean? Do you think it's weird that people will be listening to this Christmas day? But what? You mean losers who don't? This is like the one guy who's like, yeah. I mean, I don't have anyone to spend this time with. So please don't insult me. It was like, oh. I was like, it's okay if you don't have anyone to spend time with on Christmas. Like that's fine. I was doing a joke and then as soon as I said it, I was like, oh no. This is probably me. Someone probably took that personally. Hey, it's all good. Honestly, it's the entire reason we're recording all of this is so that people have some company if they don't have any. Well, like I almost didn't have anywhere to go on Christmas, but my parents came up to join me because I don't want to travel for Christmas this year. To spend time with their lonely son. Spend time with Gragna. That's where I want to go. Galathar? No, Galathar's all good. He's eaten a lot of people this year. He's got plenty of company. He's a good lad. Oh no. Spending Christmas this? With what the fuck? Who is Galathar spending Christmas with this year? All of the skin that he's eaten. It's Galathar and skin. I need another minute to draw. They don't let you change your name. If you edit a name once you've done it. Yeah, so just fucking good name, you fucking idiot. No, I misspelled it. Well, you will learn to spell. Don't you show that when you're like six years old? Wow. Ten seconds remaining. You know what you can do if you don't know how to spell something and google it. Well, yeah, but I did after I put the name on. I thought I could edit it. You stupid piece of shit. So what you're saying is that your defense is that you thought something that wasn't true because you were wrong. Okay, wow. Well, it was a bad word and I didn't know how to spell a bad word. Okay. Oh, whoever drew this fuck you for being such a lazy piece of shit. Was it me? I think it was me. Hey, I'm totally doing a drawing your drawing one. Oh, maybe it wasn't me then because I don't think you could draw my drawing. I want to. I need I need a reference here. Fuck. I've just given up. So the truth finally comes out. Jay is untalented. Yeah. Oh, no, I've scrapped mine because I didn't draw it right and I'm running out of time. Well, that's your fault. This isn't coming out the way I wanted it to. Well, everyone in chat is a mod except M. Yeah. Yeah. That's a tough life. You know, I mean, it's okay. I'm all right with it. I don't need status. Well, that's good because you don't have it. Which came first, him not wanting it or him not having it? I will. I'm not having it because he didn't have it even before he was born. So his but I guess he didn't want it before he was born. Yeah. So they both at last. All right, guys, here comes the battles. First up, we have Allaburt, the four legged tins and puss versus Rags' lazy ass puns. Wow. Wow. Well, I know what I'm voting for. He's stretching on a sofa. Allaburt is getting a vote from me. A tins and puss. Yeah. I think Allaburt's going to run away with this one. And Allaburt is a strong name. Plus, my puns are incredible. The champion of reading the room. You've got Rags' lazy ass puns versus Brahmi to yours. I don't think you need to just swap that in, honestly. Oh, wait, I didn't. I didn't want to. Wait, what? That doesn't matter. It does. It doesn't matter. Brahmi to yours wins. True. What about spread on the gas? He reads the room pretty well. The name does it. It didn't mean to change. I think I clicked before the images loaded or something. I don't know. But I guess it didn't matter. The Brahmi to yours make a comeback. No, you lose the bonus that you get for not switching in. Yeah. If you don't switch in, you get a bonus. You got a bonus. Why, dude, what the fuck? I typed watch my new live video into chat, and it's the only chat message that doesn't show up on the screen. The champion of the Desert Island, Taki Fetus Whisperer. The day a moment before Death Stranding, Taki Fetus Whisperer. What does that mean? Like before he started, before it released? I don't know. It's supposed to be Tassie. It's with an S. Oh, Tassie Fetus Whisperer. Oh, now I understand. She could annoy anyone to death. She's also the Desert Island. Oh, Beach Resort. Champion of Beach Resort. I don't know. She's the protagonist of a game with no fail states. I'm pretty sure that she's unstoppable. And a beach is closer to a desert, and she spends the whole game in a desert, so Moodle just loses out. The pregnant lady beat Methyl. Wow. You got it. You can move. Nice. Sandy the Blee versus Blandy the Slee. I hope my God. I guess I'm going to... The village idiot. That's Blandy. I know what Stan is supposed to be. I don't know what a sleigh is supposed to be. The sleigh looks more like a village idiot. Well, but Sandy is the Blee, and then Blandy is the Slee. Neither of those are really understandable. Yeah, I don't know. That's fucking Blandy, God damn fucking... You ran away with it. Who's the monster truck fad? I don't know. I feel like... I feel like... Oh, he rags, but he fucks the wolves. He's getting my vote. Fuck it, I chaff changed. You've guaranteed at least one. Normally, I let the wolves do the fucking, but I gotta take advantage of this opportunity. I gotta know this like... The coloring on Blandy is wonderful. Blandy the Slee. Radio that only plays offensive music versus YouTube content ID. Being fake nice, that's YouTube. That's a really good drawing of a radio though. Yeah, I like the radio. Yeah, I know. Hurry up, game, I need to pee. So now who's the champion of in-laws? Dan, obviously. I chose the wrong character. Fuck me. Fuck you. Sure. Dan the champion of in-laws. No, the idea was that he was supposed to be fake nice, but I chose the wrong character anyway. I like totally dropped the ball. Well, you won anyway. Oh, yeah. Cool, go Dan. Wow, go Dan. All right. Yeah, Dan was really cool. That was a good radio. Dan and that YouTube blow, that was really good. So I think Robert is taking this one just immediately. He's feeling gassy. Hot fried chicken grease. Yeah, there's gas in there, I think, but I don't know. Robert's generating a storm. The champion of powerful auras. Okay, Robert's definitely winning. I like that I tried to draw tears in my head and it looked like a beak. I was like, I guess it's a raven now. He's a raven dude. You made it clear. We don't go to raven, dude. That's a reference. Look, Corona. Speaking of Corona, man, then Robin. Yeah, Arnold is in it and he carries the movie. He really does carry the movie. The champion of the apocalypse. I've accepted his position in this game. What's that take? Oh, the pick lips. A good guy is like squinting progressive child care. I don't know. You see, you see, both lies, progressive child care. Stop body-shaming me, guys. I can take care of him. Not fat. Only at seven pizzas today is all right. These two are the champions of the apocalypse. Is he like kicking or something? I think they're just like rolling as a form of locomotion. The champion of lower self-esteem. Oh, fuck off. Okay, but I can't vote for middle here. I also have higher middle. If you had highest self-esteem, you could take that. It's just like a joke. It's funny. But if you voted for it. Please like and subscribe. This is the ultimate rags versus battle. Doing this signature moves, cooing and crying. So close yet so far. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh, no. This is what we're what we're known for. I thought it was known for my friends. I guess I'm known for my cums. Yeah, I can't beat cooing. Cooming is pretty good. That's why he's tails always. Holy shit, metal one. Yes. No. Now it's rigged. Oh my god. Fuck you. Jay, I won't draw any attention to how low your score is. It's fine. You know what? I'm going to sit out next game. Damn. Wow. Well, then why are you even here? I have to pee out of the way back. Because I don't have anything else to do. Aw, gay. Yeah. Was he like, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too fucking gone to get in work. Hey, who's played Cyberpunk? No, not yet. I played a little bit. It's not much. Yeah. I played some last night and I already ran into my first big glitch. So I was picking up a body, right? I was going to go hide it. But I couldn't find like a container because like apparently lockers are not a suitable container for bodies. And yeah, it doesn't let you do that. Is it a vertical locker? Yeah. It's not probably difficult. It's still possible. I mean, Metal Gear doesn't. Possibly. Oh, it's possible. I mean, Metal Gear does it. Not the best string of sentences that you can make, but all right. Sure. But even so, like, you can probably prop a body up in a locker, you know? Yeah, it would be tough, but you could. You could still do it if you were out of options. Morley, fuck the stream. So, oh. No, I didn't. So, you could. Anyway, so realizing that I couldn't use a locker as a place to hide a body, I decided to set the body down and I couldn't figure out which key to set a body down. So I clicked fire and then all of a sudden like I hear this loud splat noise. There's like this giant blood spatter on the ground and the body is gone. And I have like no fucking earthly clue what happened to that body. Mm-hmm. And so I think what probably happened is the body clipped through the world terrain and disappeared into the ether, leaving behind just a blood spatter. So that was that that was my first glitch. Hey, apparently there's tons of them. Hey, hello. Hey, hello. Woo. Oh. I was gonna spot like other books and come out. You know what I did the other day? I was like, I was going to cook some food and then I took it out of the freezer because I was cooking frozen food and then I was like, actually no, I'm tired. I went to bed, but I forgot I'd taken out the first food and I came out in the morning. I was like, oh, I ruined that food. It was really bad. You admit it. You ruined food. Yeah. Yeah, the food is ground now. It's ruined. So beating your grandma. No. Oh, yeah. All right. So it's a powerful one. Is everybody peed? I did a peed. Yeah, I peed. Yeah. I don't peed, but I don't want to pee. All right. Well, while we wait around, let's talk about Batman and Robin. Fuckin' awesome. What a film. Excellent movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Harry's master work. Harry's master work. Harry's master work. Harry's master work. Killers. Killers. Killers. Killers. Uh, Arnold Schwarzenegger's best acting and Joel Schumacher's best directing. It's a film that really challenges a lot of your ideas. Yeah. All that blue shit that they put on him, how do you how much do you suppose that tortured poor Arnie? That looks really uncomfortable to have all over you. Yeah. I mean, he's used to it when he was doing the Terminator shit and the amount of makeup, you know, it's just like Terminator 2, Batman and Robin. These are the sorts of movies you make when you're a when you're a great star. Well, yeah, but to have that blue coating all over him, I have to imagine that really blocks your pores and makes your skin like extremely irritated. Well, yeah, it probably wasn't comfortable to wear that. But you know, that's the kind of thing that you it's a sacrifice you make for the craft. Yeah. The odds. It's true. And if you're going to get and if you're going to die from skin poisoning, what better film to give your life for than Batman and Robin? Yeah, especially if you're just, you know, given the best performance of your whole career and George Clooney can't seem to, you know, get it up in this one. Jamie, he had to carry George Clooney's weight, let's be honest. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Unfortunate, but that's that's what happens. I think that there's just infinite amounts of praise for the role that Arnie played as Mr. Freeze. Incredibly true to the comic book character. I have consumed all comic related things to do with Mr. Freeze and it was 100% accurate. Pretty cool. Same for Clooney Batman, 100% accurate. Same for Commissioner General Gordon, Professor, 100% accurate. And I think that's why everyone loves that movie so much is that unlike the Nolan films, Batman does not kill and that's why it sort of is much better. It's a better representation, I think. You remember the scene where he's like, there's a reason I don't kill Alfred and it's because killing is really bad. I felt like that nailed it. Yeah, that was just, you know, I'd never thought about it before. Right up until he said it. And then I just, I was hooked, you know, on his motivation for why killing is bad. What else is there to say? Poison Ivy played by Yume Thurman. Pretty decent, you know, an attempt at really bringing that character to life. Once again, 100% accurate. I just think she could have been more accurate in terms of her approach to the accuracy and the faithfulness. Eating by her own plants, I think that's supposed to be representative of like how your own hubris can bring you down. Very, very cool. And important too, because if you noticed all of her storyline is to do with her believing she knows best and it is by her very own hand that she is brought down. So she didn't know best. Yeah, at least not in relation to her own existence. Yeah, see the thing about hubris is it'll just get you whether or not it makes any fucking sense and it'll come out of nowhere and deal with it. Which is the mathly appropriate because Mr. Freeze's hubris froze him. Which is odd because you might think that a character's hubris that becomes her downfall, right? I mean it's a little redundant. But a character's hubris is very well set up and established and you can see it coming. Kind of like by design, it's sort of almost meant to be that way. But yeah, but we were flipping that one where it just all of a sudden comes out of nowhere. Yeah. Jayla, I'm going to you there. You're going to head out. Yeah, she's got to go. It's all good. See you now. Happy Merry Crimbus early. See you in the future. Happy Crimbus. Indeed. Merry Crimbus. You guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. She didn't do her signature. Bye. Bye. We've got someone else joining in a moment. So we'll just carry on talking about Batman and Robin for a minute. Wonder who it could be. I don't know. It could be anybody. Yeah, keep anybody on the screen forever. So like, I don't know, you know, just fucking. I really liked the vat of goo. That was a big favorite of mine. Just throws him right in. And he didn't seem too concerned with what it could have been. He just throws him right in. So when Robin is thrown at one point, he hits a big ice cream cone, like a plastic one. Is it an ice cream factory? And he fell into melted ice cream. Oh, my God. I think that's what it was. But it's like, why would it be? I didn't know that I was actually correct because he fell into a vat of melted mint chocolate chip ice cream. Yeah. Because all the chocolate chips have settled to the bottom. We were just talking about how Robin was thrown into a vat of toxic ice cream. What's your commentary on that, Chase? I'm okay with that. I didn't ask you if you were okay with it. Is it because a guy's getting green? Why are you so far away from the microphone, Chase? Are you scared? Yeah, why are you useless again, Chase? Are you hiding from us orally? You scared me. I can't disagree with rags, according to the comments. My input was down. All right. Yes, we have to ask permission if we're allowed to disagree or not. The answer isn't applied, no. Of course. Oh, look at me. I'm Chase and I get offended by cum. Thanks for the protein, bro. I love cum. Remember, Jay, I have it in my ramen. You liked it. Oh, yeah, you do have cum on your ramen. Ramen? Yeah, that's true. Ramen cum, yeah. And stop calling it cum. Can we just call it protein? Bro, team. I'm OK with this. Yo, what? Yeah, I do like that. I motion that we do that. You motion it? What are you a fucking general? The motion is back and forwards in a generally steady yet quickening motion. OK. That's what you said makes no sense. Very cool. It does. Calling you out. I have just called you out. It's too late. It does make sense, though. Oh, wait, are we online? I'm not supposed to agree with you live. Disagree with you live. Oh, my goodness gracious. Hey, rags. Oh, are we live? No. Hey. Technically, but no, actually. This is being streaming this to an unlisted... Hang on, he needs to know, Jay. Jay, he needs to know. Jay, stop! This is being streamed to an unlisted video. It'll be premiered on Lula on Christmas Day. This is a Christmas Day stream. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas. You are cum. Where's your hat? Yeah, you don't have a very... You're actually getting an entirely new avatar by tomorrow that looks infinitely better. Put the Santa hat on your... Well, your left, but the viewer's right eye so that we can see it. If you can just add it quickly. Let me dig. I do have an avatar somewhere. That is Christmas theme. So just if you'll bear with me, it'll have... Your avatar is half-cut because of... Hey, that means something else. But you're half-cut because you're a half-cut on... Half? I'm fully cut. Are you started to cut it? And then halfway you pulled back? Uncircumcised, I'm guessing, is the joke? No. No, based on rags. How do you half-circumcise someone? I'm genuinely... Half-sick. No. Do you have a foreskin, but it's only, like, uneven on one side? You fuck it up and you go bail. I can't cut my foreskin. Or maybe it's just like it was just... They started halfway. But even though it needs to cut around, so you couldn't complete a whole rotation, you'd have to... You've got the left half of your foreskin. Yeah. If I had... But I would like... I've got the top half of my foreskin. There's a gap. Yeah, if I was gonna... If I was gonna be half-circumcised, I would want the top half gone, so it's like more of an angle that kind of fits the head anyway. There's like a gap and then there's like foreskin ring on the top of my dangit. Or maybe you can just kind of like do what everybody does for their hair cuts these days. You could just shave one side and then swoop the other side over. And you're good. Can I get a five-skin? Oh. Jay, interrupted your funny meme. And then just like swing around like a rope and catch your knuckles. I interrupted your funny meme to explain to Chase what was happening. What was your funny meme gonna be? Oh, Rags. You're out of... Well, I just called you out. Touch. You're out of touch. See, I wouldn't have... I wouldn't have gotten you space to say that if I had known it would be so uncut. Just stand in silence. Good. That's because he said you're out of... And then I thought, You're out of touch. It makes it funny when I explain the joke. It doesn't. Shut up. You're out of touch. Shut the fuck up, Metal! Oh, out of touch. I won't have your share today. I'll fuck you up. Dude, what's wrong with my fucking phone? I will spit you on your penis. Phone? Keep tangy. Whoa! Whoa! I mean, that's fine. But like... Yo, real kiss. Give me a smooch first. Little kiss on the tip. Oh, my phone isn't charging because the charger isn't plugged in. Very cool, Rags. Thank you. I didn't plug the charger in. I need a play-by-play update of your phone's battery status if you... No. It is dead. Five percent. How is it like Android? That's what it says right now. It says powered by... I can't see the battery. Okay. So, I guess it's not powered in. Yeah, as soon as you see like a percentage, please tell me. Oh, uh, one percent. Oh, God! Sorry. Chase, tell the people how you were six hours late to this... this collective that we did. Yeah, so we were gonna do this what I thought was one PM based on what Molly told me. He's already trying to put the blame on somebody else. Right off. Right off. No, no, no, no. Listen, listen. I'm often retarded. So, it was entirely my fault. Shut up, you gay. So, when he told me that... when he told me, oh, yeah, it's like 11 and a half hours from now, I was like... Instead of Jay? Yeah. Wow. Is he? Do you have any more funny comments to add or can I finish this? That's J-phobic. That's an explanation. All I have are funny comments. All right. There's a new room. That's true. It's all I have. Anyway, so I thought it was gonna be at one... I thought it was gonna be at one PM and I miscalculated. It turns out it was like at 10 a.m. Yeah. So, I was like, oh, I've been really... I've been... Yeah, very funny. I've been very... I've been very fucking busy last like three days and I just really wanna play Final Fantasy XI. So, I was just like, I'm gonna stay up for like a few hours and fucking play this game. You were busy playing Final Fantasy XI, weren't you? Bizzay. Are you done? Are you good? Are you gonna... Can I finish like one thought on an error? Did you fucking... You dog! Oh. Oh. No, and yeah. So, I ended up staying up really late and then I was like, oh, I should be up in four hours. Oh, well. And I didn't expect anyone to wait up for me. So, it was very nice. If you had Viagra, you could be up four or four hours. Oh, okay. That one was good. That one I like. But you'd have to call your doctor. He's delivered like 20 puns to me, though. Pretty good. I know. It's like rapid fire. It's like a competition. Is he winning? I think he's winning. Rapid fire. It's me in bed. Who is... Who is N? That's me. That's him. That's not an N. Oh, a new room already. I didn't even realize. I was actually seeing who was paying attention to the stream to know. I was paying attention to Chase's story. I'm busy drinking. I don't pay attention to Chase's story. Yeah, to tell the quicker vision of Chase's story, he hates me and decided that he wouldn't tune up until six hours later just to prove his dominance. And I was like, wow. All right. That's fine. He's a little pussy. He's a little pussy bitch. We're like his dominance. Dominance. You missed out on Home Alone and Batman and Robin. How do you feel? Speaking of Home Alone, what have you been up to, Chase? Hahahaha. Ragn's gonna be you up. Well, I just, there's not I haven't even toggled. Let's put him down. Oh, I I'm a mortal. I guess you can't put me down. Why did you? How are you immortal? Why did you say that like I don't? I can't explain the mechanism. I'm only there was no immortal. Immoral doesn't mean unkillable. That's fair. No, I am immortal in all ways. Unkillable. I'll see if he's immortal. You can kill him over and over and over again and he'll just keep bouncing back. I guess that is true. No, that's not immortal. That means you just regenerate or you resurrect. Yeah, like if Jesus will talk to who? Yeah, like Jesus died. He just also. Excuse me, I played Lost Odyssey on the Xbox 360. That dealt heavily with the theme of immortality. I'm pretty fucking sure that even if you die, you come right back. Isn't that the game that was rated kind of poorly? Um, no. I mean, maybe, I mean, do you really like, are you trusting Game Journalists here to like do a good job? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not really, I was, I was asking you. I'll be able to authority fallacy. I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Reg. No, I was asking if it was rated poorly. I don't actually know. I don't really pay attention to other people's scores. Do you? Do you go like, oh, everyone hate this game? Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, if a game is getting like universal nines and tens, I'll be like, huh, that's interesting. I mean, not universal. And then something's getting... I'm talking about like game critics, you know? Well, if all the game critics give a game of two, I'm like, yeah, I'll probably stick away from that one. It definitely didn't get consistently shit reviews. It was, it was pretty, it was pretty solid. It was made by a Hironobu Sakaguchi, a guy made Final Fantasy. That's not a pretty old game. Pretty solid game. That name doesn't exist. There's no way a real human being has that name. Fuck off. Like you almost said Tamagotchi, so it's like, yeah, I know that's fake. Tamagotchi? Mm-hmm. Tamagotchi. Tamagotchi? Is his name, is his name Neopet? I think so. See, this is how I know Chase lies about Asian names. No, it's great, because the fucking, the protagonist of Lost Odyssey is actually voiced by the same person. It's like this black guy with long dreads. The voice is blue from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, which is like that really hype, but like the character he's playing is super angsty and brooding. Hey, Chase, you're the only one we're waiting on, Chase. Where is, is there a link? I don't see a link anywhere. It's on this. Yeah, look, it's like John. No, I'll get you a link here. I don't know. Use this one. There was some means to the bull guy. Oh. I thought it was way before. I just follow what everyone else does. Well, see, now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go into the unlisted stream and then the code is gonna be right there since we don't gotta hide it. Yeah, so if you wanna boot the stream up, Chase, but don't be thrown out to anybody because, you know, Krimbus, if you were to experience this early, it would ruin the magic. It's weird because generally, Krimbus is about the spirit of giving, but you need to respond to yourself. Fuck other people. The ABAP code doesn't work if that's the code. No, it's not. Just go to the stream and then it's like you can just look right there. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I misunderstood. It's oof, boof. Man, I have to test bullshit so that I looked at his avatar and it's like he's so fucking pissed at you, Chase. Look at that. You're fucking kidding me. Where's the tits on this thing? I'll be a tall, cool glass and water. Please don't fucking bother me. But you're drowning, Chase. Why would you choose to drown yourself? Mental health is a very complicated subject. If there's anything I've learned, it's that cum is complicated. Cum is what? Complicated. It's complicated, that's nice. All right. I guess here we go. Who knows what's gonna happen this time? Jay, I'm expecting you not to come last, all right? That's your only task. I already came twice. And last, I will be the alpha and the omega. Rex, can you throw the game so I win? Sure. You shouldn't have said that, Jay, because now if he wins, he'll be like, wow, I was trying to throw it and I still won. Well, what it means is that it doesn't make a difference because people are fucking weird with what they vote for, so it doesn't even matter. It's too late, okay? I'm just here to draw funny pictures and have a great time and... Literally, winning or losing this kind of determines your power level on Earth. I think... Damn, last round I won. I mean, I have like seven power now. Unless you win this one, too. Ah. You get a good prompt, I want a good prompt. I got a good prompt, but I don't know what to do with it. The prompt is funnier than anything I could possibly draw. So, Batman and Robin. Funny as balls. Very funny. Did we cover everything? Could you ever cover everything? I want to re-mention that they worked to make a Gotham city in that movie, okay? Oh yeah, it looked very, very nice. It looked pretty interesting. It was like statues and things on top levels. It was insane, but it looked really cool. I really dig the style. Yeah. I want to see a Gotham with more statues that are randomly placed everywhere, okay? So, mine's... You know what? I decided to take this in a not funny way. Mine's serious. Oh man. Are you gonna fucking subvert our expectations? Timer. What are we doing here? Mine's very intense, I'm gonna say it. It's got... I would say it's got themes. You could probably draw a lot out of even just the facial expressions. I'm interested to see where this is gonna go. I feel like if I was an actual person with artistic talent and I had a drawing tablet, I would fucking actually be able to really enjoy this game, like this particular minigame. I think the fact that none of us can draw makes it better. Yeah. Just being a little bit chase. I would wager you guys are better mouse artists than I. Well, get good then, you little bitch. Mouse artists. We're going on to creating a chase. Like with a mouse. I'm not supposed to be underdog because their creators will see who they're competing for. All right, so I would say a mouse artist. What am I supposed to do? I got nothing. Oh, I know what you're going to draw. Fuck, I don't even know how to respond to this like 20 seconds later, man. Mine was tough. I don't think I'm gonna be able to pull this out. I'm just not gonna happen. Like someone made the mistake of drawing something very, very easy to beat me. If you lose, it's gonna be very funny. Yeah. Or I'm ready. You have 50 seconds left. You that confident? Yeah, see, my drawings don't put I don't put effort into them so that when I lose, I feel OK. You that's a lie. Yeah, that's a lie. I still cry. I lie. I have a big thigh. Just one. Just one big thing. That's perfectly. The other one's perfectly normal. Yeah, the other one is like it was really weird. It's a daily struggle. All right, my second drawing. Hopefully it turns up second or first. Either way, it works. They are connected. If anyone points out that they're not I'm very fucking upset. You're getting banned from the subreddit. All right, five seconds, guys. You go. You go. I expect to lose. I expect. I don't know what to expect in this game. No, I expect you to die. That's a VR game. It's a good one to expect you to die. Yeah, it's a good VR game. That's a thing. It actually is. Yeah, no, it is. Yeah, it's like a funny. It's like a funny ha ha escape room kind of thing. So which one of these which one of these is in death bullshit's closet? Big bottoms sit on everything, Charles. We're not sitting on anything in that image and even spurred. Isn't it more of a potential, though? Also, why am I the theme of like two times now? I was like really confused the first time. They must like you. I guess so. Well, there you go. Chase one. Honestly, it spurts as a fucking splat ripoff and chase. You should feel ashamed that it's not. He's in. He's in bread. He can't. He didn't choose this fucking life. He didn't choose this life and how dare you act like he has any agency over his existence. Holy shit, that is a fucking individual. Mr. Mean is it's got to be Harry. You can tell and because of the I like his little he's little wiggly arms like he's in the middle of doing little dance. Oh, I can't fix it even if I wanted to. Look at the ball. Come on. Come on. You know, how did that win? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Expectations. I wouldn't one time. I wouldn't one time. They're getting rigged again. A snake who's dazed and confused is. What? Divorce paper. Wow. How did you make that out? I could I could tell. I can tell to the worst. Well, I'm sorry. I've been divorced before. If you stop touching your fucking little ween every now and then, then you would have better eyesight. Didn't your parents ever tell you? Well, actually, my eyes, that's pretty good because of the urethra. It's a hollow ween. If you it turned out that if it turned out that rags had like a child and was a dad, I would not be at all surprised this way. I don't have a kid out there. I took precautionary measures most of the time. Divorce is reconnecting. Impredatory lawyer. I see a dress like an explorer because I didn't know how to draw like a fedora. Yes, of course. Find the divorce. Yes. Save me all your money. Where the fuck is that? I feel like I need the divorce that connects to his sideburns to understand where it is. OK, so the mirror obviously wins this particular competition. It's making metal vomit. Oh, fuck off. Stop it. What is this? It's it's an irradiated reflective surface. Like a man. Well, if you were to give me that picture and say, what is this? I'd be like, I don't know. Like, it's an irradiated egg. Glowy egg. I think I'm nothing. All right, you won, Jay. You happy? Yes, I finally. All it took was insulting me. Fucking shit. Yeah, well, for the perspective, it also means his face. Ah, no, it was mostly irritated one arm, Chuck. Surely he has the advantage here. Why a toxic arm growing sludge? The champion of the dance floor. I think the one in the barrel even dance. The barrel can't dance. The barrel super. You saying that because you drew Chuck? Is this like skin? I can't believe this thing won. It's the only thing that could dance. Yeah. I didn't. Why would you do this? Mulan wins. You're like so bewildered. Champion of losing 20 bucks. I thought that was three. Well, the box didn't lose money. Yeah, yes. So any amount of money, the champion of losing. Oh, the champion. Oh, yeah. I didn't think about what the champion of might be. Box, they found the street. But even so, you gave something. Damn, they got fucking wrecked by Mulan. How am I not even the champion of losing? Oh, there we go. That's the slashy slash. She's like, I'm kind of reclaimed China. Yeah. China. Yeah. I'm going to do it. It oppresses me every day. I got to save it. Yeah. Well, this is a simpler time. Did I need to fucking save the fuck out of China? Rags, do you want to come up with me to save China? No, fuck China. Why not? Save it, Rags. Save it. Save China with me, Rags. What's wrong? What's wrong with what could possibly be wrong with China? Oh, nothing. They're perfect for watching this. I'm going to draw an influencer. Oh, God. You're going to draw God. Yes, I'm drawing God. I've actually just given up. All right, I really want fish and chips. You can't have them. Molo, can you buy me a fish and chips, please? I just said you can't have them. You're in Britain, though. Yeah, not right next to you, though. Also, can't you just have the fish or the chips? What do you have to have both? Because I'm greedy. Your greed knows no bounds. Now to draw a camera. I'm bringing out an old character to see if they can finally get their victory. Wow. So what you're saying is you're out of ideas. Well, no, I just think it matches so much. It's smart. You say smart. It's pure. Actually. Wonder Woman 2016, actually. Imagine thinking that. So how about that thing? Yeah, that was the thing. It was it was quite the thing and I enjoyed the thing. And I wish I wish they would have made more thing. They did make another thing. And it was back when they used to make more thing. It used to be funny thing, but now it's depressing thing. Do you guys remember when they made an X-Men 3 and Vinny Jones was like, I'm the juggernaut bitch. Good times. Sometimes you just need more than 40 seconds, you know? Mm hmm. Yep. You guys might not respect the coloring job I've done on this one. But I don't care. Oh, what the hell? That didn't work. All right, eight seconds. Five. My guy has no eyes or bow. He doesn't need it. Like I was just like, you're done drawing. Everyone wants to have fun. Name your fucking shit. I can't see it. It won't submit this picture. It's like it's stuck. Moving on. So now your picture will be like chat or whatever? No, it's like I'm stuck in the drawing thing. Oh. Oh, OK. We'll see if that did something. Champion of dating, a calendar. I like that one. The champion of being afraid of commitment. Do you think Chuck is that kind of guy? I kind of hope so. I'm not going to lie. Mildly irradiated one-armed Chuck. Kind of got me leaking a little bit of pre over here. Like I'm not going to mince words. Is that because when someone says one arm, you instantly think about masturbating? Yeah, let's go with that. Big old mast. It's just because I see a man and I start fucking leaking uncontrollably. Oh my god. Like drips through a fucking, drips through my pants. Yes, he smokes weed. The fucking fighter man is that. I appreciate the clarification. It's like. What the fuck? I didn't even get to vote. It's made of your calendar drawing. I want to vote for fucking Danny the dope man. He clearly does. He smokes weed. I can't vote for a Spider-Man drawing that bad. I kind of am denotes that it's a monster. That is a reason to vote. Maybe if I put some pink and blue dots on it, it'll be Spider-Man. And he also, he's actually also made out of waffles. So it doesn't even remember. It's all waffles. My syrup holders, Spider-Man. Foul bitch. Oh, I can't. Foulby thrower. Some of them foulby thrower. He's a spider waffle. That's great. That is not how you spell flame. Not China. We're totally much better. I wasn't a hurry, OK? Anything that isn't China is automatically superior to China. So I think that's kind of a throw for the flamethrower guy. You mean the foam thrower? He's not throwing flames. All the trainers keep their phones thrower. Did I mention I'm extremely fucking retarded? Wait, can Charles sit on China? That is the question. Sit on everything, Charles. That's how we know them. It's just getting their butt kicked. Sit on every team. Doesn't mean they get hurt. I don't have anything that could be that. Also, people didn't pay attention. It was clearly labeled not China. Yeah. Why is everyone so suspicious? No, I said anything that's not China is. It is like, hello, fellow countries. All right, who's the superior makeup tutorial? Come on. That's right. Another flame thrower, holy shit. Chussy. The return of Chussy. Delivered by Richie was insane. Is there something I'm missing about this Chussy slut? It's makeup tutorial. Thought girl, what? She's the best thought there is. She has an only fans. All right, champion waking up like this. I'm going to be honest, guys, we've all woken up with our snake dazed and confused. Yeah. They're highly relatable. Very relatable. Super funny. Very relatable. Extremely poignant and appropriate. Yes. Fuck you. Kind of aggressive at the end there. I need to kill the messenger. Aggressive. Why is that a dog? Because his parents were dogs. My attempt at drawing a dog. Where? Where is the attempt? I guess those are shades for rugs and then maybe a nose. I mean, I can't I can't vote for a dog killing vaccine, but I can't vote for that. I guess you'll stay. I'm squinting really hard right now. I can't make out. I'm saying what you will look like in five years, your face on that. I guess that's good. I guess you will look like your face. I guess. Oh, yeah. The champion of gruesome. A gross spurt. You grew some. Mm hmm. I like how he managed to win, even with that weird ass dog. My the champion of gruesome was supposed to be getting me votes. A dog killing thing. Oh, look, a 10 guess. I mean, it's in the name. This one, if you don't vote properly here, you're just fucking throwing the frog. How's the advantage of that? I feel like the frog is like a thing for starters. Yeah, we'll hit no tone. But why don't you trade him out for fun? No, I'm not going to vote for you anymore. No, it's yeah. Yeah, you kind of it looks like a dog that was hit by anti-air gayness. The mirror is like a relationship mirror. No, that's too far. That's too close to home. It's like, damn, what? Fuck your fucking therapist for that. Yeah, I'm going to talk to my rapist about this. What's the fuck? You would have lost if not for more of the handing it to you. Yeah, you said we have to throw it to him. I got the DM right here. The champion of extroverts. Platform of garbage people versus Longman. Wait, Longman is on the platform of garbage people. This is this is a hard one to see. That's the champion of extroverts, though. I think Longman clearly wins. Oh, hey, look, something that looks like a bird. For the timers who spigged get fucking switch. Embarrassing viral videos. I guess it would be a platform full of garbage. Yeah, I guess, yeah, I suppose, yeah. It's all spigged. I got the garbage. The garbage in my bag. He was too pure for this world. No, it's OK, Spurt. I'll always revisit you in my closet. He doesn't make embarrassing videos. Spigged is like Chad. He doesn't make much of anything. Cool guy. Let alone friends. Seem involved in the fucking bad man. That's bullshit. Taking the win. But what? Wow, really? I like I'm I'm with you. I don't even deserve that. Like, seriously, that was embarrassing. Like, that was one of my worst rounds ever, especially with that dog. The idea was that I was that I was supposed to make like I was trying to make regs as old avatar and like I was going to label it regs regs as puns in terms of excruciating. And then I fucked it up and I ran at the time. Excruciating. Second place, baby. It was something I like gruesome or excruciating. And it was going to be like regs as puns. So so they used to be excruciating. No, excruciating. I like that the dope man is the champion of youth culture. I mean, it kind of matches if Spider-Man was a more accurate Spider-Man, he might have won. All right, I do got to go. I'm going to take a swim before the pool closes. I got to get going. All righty. I want to go as well as I'm gone. You are clearly gone. It was been fun. I had fun with the movies, fun with the discussion. And this was actually a fun game this time around. It was it was frustrated with it for a while. It was fun spending approximately 10 minutes around you. It was enjoyable. I still I still never forget you for fucking absolutely crushing me in among us. And one of these days, they hope to reverse. And who knows? Maybe we'll have a we'll have another game going one of these. I would like that. There's a new map coming out. It's going to be good. Yeah, we should play more. Yeah. Nobody likes among us though. Enjoy your swim, fucker. Wow. Thanks, man. Bye. You don't enjoy among us. Bragg says enjoy among us. I'm enjoying among us. So among us should have been better as the game of 2020 because it's better than the game that won. Mm hmm. Yeah. Those were words. Some of them were right. That in a garbled mess of attempt to communication, I think he made a good point. I want to leave as well because I'm gay. You can play Smash Bros. I agree with this decision. I'm gay. I love to smash my bros. No. Why do you have a sport overlay? What are you jumping as well? Something's wrong with a sport overlay now. No, just I didn't expect him. Are you leaving, Jay? I'm going to wish me luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck being gay. I love you. Good luck there. You're kissing. I'm leaking again. Oh, no. Preak up the preak. Metroid Prime. Got to stop that preak. The game that made everyone suddenly give a shit about fucking Metroid. What about the Metroid Zero mission? Yeah. Metroid Prime. Super Metroid is one of the most popular Metroids ever in those before this. We told them out. Stop that preak. Yeah, no, I mean that was good, but this one really got the normies on board with Metroid. What's with your normie hate? Why do you hate normies? I don't because they're fucking normies. They ruin everything. This is unacceptable. I find it popularized. Popularize everything and make the fucking, you know, IP owners water it down for mass consumption. Why wouldn't you hate fucking normies? Awful. You saying you don't like McDonald's? OK, food and video game. They don't water anything down at McDonald's. I wish they would sell some water down. You mean in McWater? In McWater with McEyes? McDonald's may be just shitty fucking like easy fast food, but they pour so much money into like their quality assurance until like test all of their food and make sure that it's going to have like the absolute widest possible appeal. I'm not saying it makes it good, but I'm just saying like damn, not bad. Wow. So when game companies do that same thing, you chastise them. Oh, yeah, because video game taste and food taste, you know, food is like, eight minutes and it's gone. Video games, they last forever. I can forgive a shitty little burger, but I can't forgive like a bot video game in a series I love. Well, cringe. You know, I'm right. So if you go to McDonald's and give you a big crunch of a pizza, you're just like, oh, that's fine. It's totally fine. I totally did that. It's not fine. We hang out. Why are people attacking me in a safe place? That's not people. Those are little crabs. Wow, Mel. All right. I wasn't going to go that far, but I guess you will. Problematic comment for you to make. I really appreciate that. Gas the crabs. Oh, OK. You know, just to, yeah, that wasn't OK. I guess I'll be editing this video. Yeah, we should publicly cancel. Gas chase. Yeah, yeah. No, you don't have to walk that back. It's OK. You're right. OK, I don't think you should be gas. Everyone would consider it a net positive. That would be like, finally, the gassing of the chase is complete. He's no longer among the land of the living gas. That chase. Good to go to get two men to chase and get gas. Now we start going for anybody named Chase. I can be no more chase. I was going to say, I can be fucking absolutely obnoxious and I know I mean, how different is that for usual? And chat won't be able to give me any shit about it because they don't have any goddamn agency over this entire stream. They'll be commenting on this on Christmas Day. Like, wow, he thinks we have no power. And then they're going to stop posting things in chat like chase gay or chase. But at that point, it'll be fucking too late. You can see it right now. There it is. There they are saying it. Chase can see it chat. And he's upset now. You did your job. Defeated by one chatter. It's all it feels really fucking bad. Sorry, you'll never be as controversial as us. For saying the Mandalorian's got a shitty writing. That's where it's at. It's top tier. So, I mean, everyone's welcome to hang. We're going to try and get this to a roundabout. I'm going to say another, I'm going to go for another at least one and a half hours. So it gets a nice little chunk for those on Rambonius. So instead of reading, because I got things to catch up on Super Chat-wise and looking at these selections. So we did remember the dark pictures, Little Hope, Metal will remember. Rags will hope to remember because it was a horrible. Is that really shitty game that like pretends to have meaningful decisions and the graphics really good? But what it was pretending to have, to be honest with you, because it didn't convince anybody of anything. Yeah, it was the people that made the fucking game with the chimera or whatever, right? The what do you like that horror game with all the sea list acting? Man, PS4 game. Tomo until dawn. Yeah, yeah, until dawn. Yeah. Is that what we're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate everything they make. Yeah, so until dawn got like loads of praise and everyone was like, yeah, until dawn, so good. And I remember being like, okay. It was like, if it was like one and done, I would look at it like an inconsequential, like, oh, it was cute, it was kind of garbage, but yeah, well, yeah, a little charming, yeah. Then they made Man of Medan and it was Man of Medan really bad, like really bad. Yeah, really. And so, you know, I was like, well, I guess they've lost everything. And then they made one that was even worse, I think. Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure Man of Medan was actually better. Yeah, I was, yeah, go on. I haven't played the new one yet, but Man of Medan was terrible. I know, Rhonda. Man of Medan. I mean, it was really bad. Man of Medan. Man of Medan's big twist, because you get chased throughout the game by like monsters, ghosts and evil people trying to kill you, turns out you breathe some gross green stuff and it makes you hallucinate a little bit. Yeah, like I was watching Markiplier play it because he's pretty much the only person that I care, along with like John Wolf when it comes to like horror games. Since Momma doesn't do it anymore. Fuck you. Since when do I ever play video games? You do fucking three hours of streaming. He says, while playing video games. Motherfucker, okay? Metroid is not a video game. It is a video experience. That is some fear flash level there. Well, you know what? The truth is the truth. But no, anyway. Markiplier was playing through Man of Medan and he literally fucking like predicted the twist in the first like 10 minutes. He was like, oh, so let me guess, there's a gas and it's gonna make him hallucinate and that's why there's all these creatures that's actually just going on in their heads. I don't think he enjoyed it either. He was pretty annoyed about it. Did you watch him play Amnesia Rebirth? No, because I haven't watched anyone play Amnesia Rebirth because I'm still planning on playing through it all myself. There's no point. Even though I know it's like not good. Yeah, no, you don't want to do that. Okay. Though I would be curious to see what his playthrough was like. I want to know if he gave it a thumb up or a thumb on. You know, cause it was too late. Let's just stop watching Muller play Metroid Prime and just pull up Markiplier's video and just live commentate it. Also stealing content at that point, just watching him, that's fucking. Oh, I'm sure Markiplier, Mr. Fucking $8 million a year will sleep just fine. I wasn't concerned about his sleep, all right? It's about what's wrong. It's the principle, I know you're right. I'm wrong. Chase, wrong match, my dog. What? Who said that? Chase has been obliterated in the marketplace of ideas. I'm really not having a good night here. Oh man, not the marketplace if I do. Yeah, everything's really just collapsing in on this. My god, damn. Guess who Lou? Hi. Hi, what are you even playing lately? What's up? Lately, I'd say Guild Wars 2, Battlefield 1, Vermintide, Killing Floor 2, Apex Legends. What else? You'll say League of Legends too, just throw that out. No, no, no, Apex Legends. Some more to how, I guess that would probably be the big ones. I like how every time I ask you what games you play, I always just get the same general list of like, I'm not gay. It's just the most like American. Yeah, just like, because I play whatever, and even if a game's really kind of weird in Japanese, I'm like, yeah, if I have a place, fun, I'll play. But everything on your list is always just like, American game, American game, American game. So I don't know if Tripwire's American. Guild Wars 2 isn't American. Mordhau isn't American. Really? I thought Mordhau was totally American. No, it's a multinational. The Triturnian, I think they make it. They're not Americans. They're from all over the place, and I don't think they're from America. I don't think any of the companies are actually based in America or anything. Well, you know what I mean, games that are very like, mass audience friendly, where it's just like. Mordhau is definitely not that. Mordhau is very, yeah, it's a very, I'd say it's a niche, niche, niche game, niche, niche game. It's not like unpopular, but it's definitely not for everyone. I would say the same thing about Mordhau too. Because of the mechanics, I fucking hate Mordhau too. Oh no, it's like, it's really great. The mechanics are fucking really tight and solid. It's kind of cool. That is just not something I guess a lot of people would play. I don't know why, it's just, it's like. I just, I'm not really into the, like, I know that Warhammer has like really great lore and everything, but I just, I don't know what it got into the lore. I just think the game plays. Yeah, I really like the gameplay too. Is it, is it Warhammer that made, maybe I'm thinking of something else, but is Warhammer the series where the dwarves keep a little black book to write down every transgression that any other race has? The book of Gretches. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Warhammer. I love that. The fucking dwarves, like, I won't forget this. You said the N word once. I have the monologue. No. I'm going to make a twit longer. No one makes those anymore. You just make a huge thread. That's the way you're supposed to do it. That's true. Too long is for the rest of us. So speaking of Vermintide too, are you excited then for the new one? Dark Tide? What is it? Dark Tide? Very interested. It's probably like the only game I'm interested in that's coming out. Well, that and Perfect Dark, which surprised the crap out of me. But yeah, the new Vermintide 3. I'm not going to remember Dark Tide yet. Yeah, I mean, that's fantastic looking. Yeah, it looks pretty good, but Fat Shark is, it can take them a while to pick up steam, so we'll see how that releases. It wasn't all steps forward. Is that more of an epic game store game? I don't think Fat Shark would, if it's an epic game. It's because you said picking up steam. I was doing a rags just now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I hope that's not the case. If it is, then I don't buy it, which is a shame, but I despise that idea and concept so much that even a game I'm insanely interested in, like Dark Tide, would be something that I don't get. If it is on steam, then yeah. Yep, I just looked at it on steam. It looks, I'm interested too. I really like the idea of continuing that, because I feel like other than Berm and Tide, you have what, Dark Rock Galactic, and that's kind of like it in that genre? Or yeah, Deep Rock. I'm going to grab a drink. I'll be right back. I mean, to a degree, risk of rain too, but that's less about a suit and mechanics. It's almost killing Laura. I tried the, oh, sorry, I didn't want to do that. No, you're fine. It pretty much was it. Okay. I tried the VR killing floor game. It's fucking terrible. Like the gameplay doesn't translate at all. It's really bad. It wasn't the, in that last humble VR bundle, and I was like, oh, I guess I can check it out. And after that one dropped, it got like, a lot of bad reviews. Like the horror mode is really bad. Apparently it's like a... Who said the horror mode? The horror mode? Sorry. You know what? I wanted to be a horror mode. Maybe on that way. Yeah, I know the, the horror mode was like really boring, really weird mechanics as well. Apparently there's a, there's a single player mode as well, but I didn't even try that one. I didn't care. Yeah, I thought it didn't translate at all. So, yeah, it was pretty bad. And I think you would think it would. Yeah, I know. Like, just give me shoot. Do the same thing you did before and just make it VR. Just like a shoot thing. Yeah. Literally just have, just have Killing Core 2. Just VR. Yeah, but they changed like mechanics and everything. They put like other, they changed the game modes and shit. Like it's super weird. I don't know why they did it. I think a lot of the early VR games did that though, because like Doom VFR added and a whole bunch of a lot of, you know, weird things that weren't do me as well, like the fire extinguisher for no reason. So, I don't know, maybe it's just because at that point they didn't really know how to do VR yet. Well then they should fucking figure it out. I don't know how VR works. Fucking put in a fire extinguisher. Seems like a through line to me. IMO. IMO. You can say IMO. That's racism. Emo. Emo. Emo is a racist too, I think. So the reason I brought up Little Hope is because we had super chats delivered to us during that stream and I'm just gonna read those ones out first, alright? There's not huge amount, but at least it'll be a section that we will have been, we have completed getting through it. So, the first one says, calling it the evil is fabricated in some way. So yeah, true. Turns out it was all in the guy's head. Wasn't created by some gas. It was just in its head. So lame. So, nothing matters. Like it was all in his head. Like nothing you did. Clearly missing the point. It's about his struggle as a person with PTSD and other things. Shut up. Shut up. But it was all a dream. It's like the laziest possible. No one likes it when you say it was all a dream. Yes. Super lame. Maybe that would be a good writing challenge. How do you make it satisfying it was all a dream? Make it Mario 2. Let's see, the value of Mario is beyond that of whether the story is a dream. I mean, even in that, it feels lazy and cheap. I don't know that there is a good way to do that where it won't feel lazy and cheap. I don't even like dream episodes of shows like the Sopranos. What if things where it's like, hey, crazy idea, but what if Captain America was gay? Like an alternate universe kind of thing? Yeah, where he's gay. I mean, you know. That's pretty gay. Like, he's the same, but he likes guys instead of girls. What do you think? I know I'm kind of blowing you wide open here. I feel like I'm just, I feel lost. Like with your sexuality? So, the next one says Hail Zack Snyder. Now, as we explore more of Zack Snyder's filmography, it'll be interesting. I like the idea that Middle is saying it was actually Zack Snyder who sent that. Zack Snyder is a very big fan of EFAB in fairness. Imagine him just on Shover's fucking computer. Hail Zack Snyder. He's sending that a super chance. Some people describe it as insecure. I just think that he knows his value. Right, yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you. Oh wait, were you saying something? No, no, you were saying something. Oh shit. And then I said something. The Hail Zack Snyder will get funnier as we watch more of the DCEU, which we plan to eventually. So, right now. Are we doing Super Chat ketchup? Yeah, it's just for a random episode. Making sure we grab them all eventually. And we get a lot of Hail Zack Snyder's. Very curious to say the least. A lot of Zack Snyder fans out there hoping that the Snyder cut will be fantabulous. It won! Yeah, it will. I don't see how it could be. Can't imagine. Can't imagine it'll change anything. Like structurally, the story is still not great. I feel like you'll probably see a lot of new shit, but I don't think it's gonna be good shit. I think it might even be shit shit. Oh my goodness. So if it's not good shit, so it's good? It's like having a bad thing of a bad thing. It's like the worst of the worst, you know what I mean? Who among us has played or is currently playing? No, you don't. Cyberpunk. I didn't even buy it yet. I've really tried to get my refund. Because it is wholly fucking like not playable. It's current state. We're gonna talk about that. It's like a big gamble right now. We're gonna talk about it a week's time. I follow a streamer. No, it's okay. We're actually discussing the contents of the game just the fact that it's scuffed and unoptimized. But I follow a streamer who has a computer that at the time of purchase, which was like a year ago, was $11,000. How do you even spend that kind of money? Probably just a bunch of RGB shit. I was gonna say, what are the peripherals we're dealing with? Metal was talking about VR killing floor earlier. You said it was shit. Yeah. Yeah, the killing floor VR thingy. I got it in the humble VR and it's not great. Yeah, I think that's one of those like introductory, like VR is new. Let's just try to put any IPs into VR. And they had like Doom, VFR or whatever on there. I was just shocked because I don't know and what they did it the way they did it. Teleportation? Just give me killing floor two in VR. Let me shoot things. That's all you need to do. Did you have to like teleport around or like how did it operate? No, I put it on walking around. Okay. Just the heart mode wasn't like fun at all. It changed like weird stuff. Yeah. Why they changed it. There's a surprising amount of VR games out there that were made back when the HTC Vive was the only headset. And they just decided, oh yeah, this is the gold standard now for VR. A fucking trackpad on a controller. That's how you're going to move. And everyone hated using trackpads to move. So they're like, oh, let's let you teleport around. I guess also because, you know, moving around free locomotion style made people nauseous. They're so, I mean, like in death is a decent VR game. It's kind of like a very, very roguelike, but you have to teleport. Like the game was literally built in with teleportation controls in mind. So it's just, it's fucking unplayable. Like I have like, I have the index knuckle controllers and I have two control sticks. So it's just like, I want to be able to use them. But no, apparently not. These old games never, never updated it. Yeah, I got Arizona Sunshine now though because they sold a bundle thingy for Arizona Sunshine. Yeah. Where was it? That one's pretty good. Superhot VR and that might be the best. That might be the best VR game in my opinion. Superhot VR. They just came out with a patch last night after the game awards. There's like a boxing update where it's just like fucking enemy waves constantly coming at you and you have to, you just use your hands. Oh, nice. Yeah, I got another game in there that I never heard of. But yeah, I got this bundle. It's like 20, 25 bucks or something. I was like, yeah, that's a good deal because I remember you told me, you're telling me that Arizona Sunshine is really good and has like co-op and shit. So I was like, yeah, I'm going to pick this up for sure. Yeah, it's solid. It's a little generic. The protagonist never shuts the fuck up. I'm just trying to be super funny and charming. Yeah, fucking reverse. I hated amnesia rebirth because you play as a fucking French woman. That's enough reason to hate it. Wow. Awful. Awful. Aw. I dated a fucking cunt from, what do you call it? Quebec. And they're just living rat people. I'm willing to say that. They are literally just, it's just French Canadians. French Canadians, yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. They're literally just like fucking rats that can walk upright. I mean, for all the French eat up washes out there. They're white. It's okay. It's okay for me to say that they're white. They're French. If you didn't like Chase already, I mean, it's going to be tough to recover at this point. If you didn't like Chase, wait until you see Chase 2.0. Hotter takes than ever. You're going for the French just to try and like find someone to make fun of that you just want to focus on. No, it's because the fucking French. Because no one will stick up for the French. No one will stick up for the French. They're fucking awful. I feel bad for the French now. No, my mom actually was like a French major because she wanted to be like a translator. And she realized later that it was kind of not a good decision because she like gave a bunch of reasons like you need to be able to do this language and this language and be fluent for this many years or whatever. But she was in Paris trying to order food and, you know, using her French. And they're real fucking snooty and rude there. So like she tried to order in French and the waiter just wrote down, he said, okay, two baguette, two pizza. And he just walked away. Like, wow, fuck you. So fuck French people. That was it. I'm going to die on that hill. That made you hate French people forever. That and the fucking Quebecian cunt I dated a couple of years ago. So what if you dated like a really cool Quebecian cunt? I'd like her, but I'd probably still concur that French people per capita are not great. Well, it's on the French to prove you wrong, I suppose. Come at me, Frenchies. Fuck you. What's funny is that this will go live after the next EFAP you might actually be on. So no one will know if you're French hatred. Yeah, fix more right there. Nobody's going to know about it. It's going to be great. I got an item in this game called Magus Cherooks, C-H-A-R-U-Q-S, and I thought it's a Magus Chungus. Just want to share that with you. Thank you. Cool. Yeah. Go on. What were you saying? I hated it. So you hated it. Anytime. I don't know. I think I wanted to make a joke about the raisins, but we already did that, so no, mind me. Yeah, I'm going to pass that now. Give it a time. If you ever do... If you ever do want to do any VR co-op, as limited as that fucking pool of games is, hit me a medal. I'm always down. Also, play Vox Machinae. Yeah, I know you put that on your list. That's actually on my watch list. I'm waiting for like a sale and time to play games. Super fun game. I just did more talking about spanking. Mom picked me up. I'm skewed. What? I'm skewed? I feel like I should be allowed to talk about spanking. What do you guys think about that? I agree. Can you elaborate? Just spanking is the topic. Do you think I should be able to talk about that? A lot. Like sexually motivated spanking? Does the motivation really matter? No. Little context could help, you know? I don't think so. I think you were allowed to talk about spanking. Even if sexual motivated spanking. As like a fucking corporal punishment? I would say regardless of its sexual innuendos. Or its corporal punishment. I think regardless. This is why I am you're allowed to talk about spanking. He keeps you in check. You're so open-minded already. God, I'm so regressive. Well, yeah, that is true. May as well you call us pay the pay. Both of those things you said are true. But it's good that you're coming to terms with being a horrible person and stuff, right? Wait, it's coming? That would be me. Congratulations. EFAP with Alex Jones when, long man? Tomorrow. It would happen instantly if we were allowed. Is he allowed on Twitch at all? I don't know. Well, you too, but I don't know, actually. God, every moment that rags is in here, I'm happy. Aw. This rags not here. How do you know that? Because he said we're back. Shit. I think called a short-term memory. He might, um... He might eventually hear about you saying that. He's gonna fucking send you an email. Remember that dog-killing vaccine as you were earlier? It was more than just a drawing. Oh, my. Is it considered a vaccine if it just kills? I mean, it shuts down your heart once and shit. It's fairly humane. Is it like saying a vaccine for life? You want to be cured of life, Timmy? Here's the vaccine. Oh, I got it. It's pretty fucked up that you do it, but, you know, fine. Whatever floats your boat, right? This relieves you of the ailment known as planet Earth. As existence. It's overrated. Sentience. Happy Halloween, long man and rags. Still need to watch the Nostalgia Critic episode, but here's to a better holiday. Aw. Being prefaced by Happy Halloween. You really got a backlog of these. Yeah. We get to them eventually. This may be a month and a half late, but we get in there. Three Halloween specials? What about Christmas? This Merry Christmas video, this Christmas stream, is gonna go live in February. It'll be perpetually dead. Hey, I will nail this one, okay? I'm not gonna miss out on it. It'll be so good. Oh, shit. I bumped into a Metroid. They're in the name. Why doesn't Metroid jump? Crawl, idiot. Oh, fuck. Metroid is my favorite video game female. Yeah. She's awesome. Yeah. What do you mean his name is Link? Fucking... When I was a kid, I told him I was like a Legend of Zelda. This is the main character. I'm gonna name him Zelda. Yeah, obviously Zelda's the main character of Legend of Zelda. It's like, yeah, it's pretty... It's kind of intuitive. Yeah. The legend is about the person who constantly needs to be saved by the hero. You're like, oh. She's sneaking a Hyrule courtroom. She's sneaking a Hyrule courtroom, and she's like, I'm Zelda, and I'm like, uh... Hold on. Let me just edit something here. Let me just scroll the game files. She's like, oh my God, you're named Zelda 2? I know we're gonna be best friends now. Why am I so fat? Did you make me fat? The fucking... The blanket S we deliver about where she's from. But yeah, also, with the Alex Jones one, I was just thinking, like, it's gonna happen as soon as he's okay with it. Even if YouTube say you can't house such a creature... Do you... Do you have that kind of pull, though, to be able to get Alex Jones on here? Destroy the child. I would be like, yo, Alex, we're gonna cover the prequels. You love those things? You can talk about all the conspiracies. Think I'm some sort of gay who watches movies? I'll put demons behind it all. Start talking about the fucking... Horbrit, Horbrit G. Talking dog, we gone demon. We gone demon. I thought you said, we gone demon. Like, we're going demon. We gone demon. I can't deal with this talking dog satanic. Three Halloween specials in a row? It's like, all my Christmases have come at once. There you go. See, you're thematically relevant. Any idea when TFA critique part four? Happy Halloween. It'll be next year. No idea when. But I would hope for next year. Not even promising next year, guys. Whenever I promise anything, it's all over here. So promises no longer happen. There, you've ruined it for yourselves. No promises for you. Good job, you fucking naggy little assholes. Leave in comments every video. We fucking see it. When's this video? It'll get there when we get there. That's a reference. It'll be done when it's done. Oh yeah, that's... I kind of want to do a parody of the Power Rangers. No, it'll be out when it's out. What is it? In the middle of TFA part four, I'm going to do a Power Rangers rant from the car. People came asking. The gaming videos, Wilk? The gaming review videos will continue when I am done with my Star Wars trilogy reviews. Please stop leaving comments. It is very annoying. Well... I'm like a one person leaves you like, well, there's no point in telling the joke. I was just like... Uh-oh. I thought I upset him. He's like, I really encourage a very good friend of mine. Were you upset? Moriarty, you okay? My internet is very bad. Oh, I thought my internet is versus bad. Versus bad? Versus bad. My internet. Good versus bad. The ultimate battle. Also, the YMS crossover was the best Halloween anime special on the internet. Well, how do... He watched Extra Trash Trail with him. He loved it. Yeah, that's some good shit. He gave it a 1 out of 10. Kind of like a love. Yeah, he's a fun man. Funion. That's like an onion, but fun. You guys have those right? Funion? Yeah, we have them, but they're a brand of chips. Well, they ruined that. They should have made them fun onions. E-fap games and E-fap movies. All in one day. Take my money, you spooky massifs. And Isle Rags. Isle? That's very nice. No high all for you, Matt. I'm at the pub. My Surface Pro stops working. It crashes. I restart. Nothing works. I can't draw. Suddenly a phone notification. E-fap gaming started. It works again. Happy Halloween. Miracle. Your devices are only interested in operating if they can view E-fap content. That's interesting. They don't want to deal with the shit you normally watch. Seven for us. We're kind of a benevolent force, just saying. Mostly, yeah. So much E-fap, so little time. So true. Time for fap is now. Time for fap is now. Hi, E-fap crew. I never played any of the Dark Souls games, but would like to. Any advice? Which game should I start with? What mindset? Should I bring? Miracle. Start with Dark Souls 1. Then play Dark Souls 3. Then play Bloodborne. Then... Don't play Dark Souls 2 under any circumstances. Fuck that game. You're better off forgetting it exists. Play Dark Souls 1 and just be kind of cautious in your approach. Don't look up spoilers. Look up weapons, stats and shit if you're really all about min-maxing. And then if you want to go be a filthy, sweaty little try-hard on your second playthrough, should you choose to do it. You can go in and be one of those dudes that rolls while wearing no armor and uses just a giant fucking club. And just completely break the game. Yeah, Dark Souls 1. Definitely. It's very balanced. I like the remaster. I know there's definitely some texture issues and stuff people didn't like, but as a whole I think it's very good. Don't get it on Switch or whatever, because it's a capped at 30 FPS and it's garbage. Nobody should be getting it on Switch. If they did, they just fucked up. I bought it on Switch because I wanted to play it with my girlfriend on Switch and then after I bought it for both of us I was like, oh yeah. It fucking sucks. I was very upset. Everyone knows the best way to play it is on Nintendo DS so what the fuck were you doing? Dark Souls on Nintendo DS. Hello. I like that idea a lot. Dark Souls like fucking... They already made Dark Souls for the Nintendo DS. It's called Elite Beat Agents. That's fucking true. That's... Speaking of Elite Beat Agents thematically, that Christmas mission? Have you guys seen that one? No. It's fucking sad. Aww. Oh wow, Mel, okay. Wait, what's that? Chase, you're not gonna fuck him up for saying that, really? Same what? Mel, you're in the clear, I guess. Sad like you, Chase. I mean... Yeah, it's pretty accurate, actually. Sad like you, you piece of poo. Whoa. We can't use slews on the channel anymore. We got in trouble for it. Moriarty is in a world of robots. What's that sound? Should I try Earth Saving Grays, Singapore? Do it. Come on, Singapore. M. There's a... There's a game. What? Well, I guess it didn't work. Merry Christmas, all. Merry Crembus. Yeah, Merry Christmas. That's a great suit we're trying to get right now, I think. Yeah. This one says nice Saga on stream. I think that's because everything was fucking up when we started it. I still believe that one. It's not good. Well, the game's not good. That's a pleasure. I think Saga is a nice man, yeah. I mean, was he a nice man in the stream? He wasn't on the stream. They were saying nice Saga on stream because we were doing boomer stuff. Or at least it looked as though we were doing boomer stuff. Am I wrong whenever equals many times in the past? Yes, it's true. When equals once in the past. I keep seeing whenever used for something happening once in the past. It's driving me crazy. Have I disconnected? No, we hear you. Okay, good. I just make sure no one was saying anything. I was saying stuff. I sure hope that I haven't disconnected. It's all good. Everyone else is just being a little tight lipped. I was literally speaking. What the fuck? That's all right. When you were singing your song, I was in the middle of talking. I was trying to focus on it. I guess he just has no idea that other people speak. I had a few interlocutors around. That's just how it goes. What's happening? Help. I think he's lagging and he can't hear us at all. Yeah, it must be that he just can't hear us. That's fine. I think it's only you and me, Metal. Oh, you can hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. He's fucking around. Everyone has been talking. What do you mean? Metal, all I can hear is you. You can only hear me. He's talking and then you were like, am I disconnected? Metal, he's fucking around. It's just you and I right now. He can hear all of us. He's playing you like a fiddle. Chase, you can hear him smiling. Could you hear it? I know, I know. Yeah. That's interesting. See, you could be awkward because I was playing a game while I was doing this. That was pretty. You really committed to that, Rags. I guess I'll be free. The thing is, it's not the first time that it would have happened. It was the totally real scenario to me. You're like, Rags, he can selectively only hear one of us. That's how it goes. Did you fix that issue? You were having Rags? Well, I actually know what I did was I fixed everyone else's issue. I disconnected and I reconnected and it fixed all the problems that you guys had there. Thank you. Thanks so much for that. You did us a really big favor. You're welcome. That's what I'm here to do. Just here to carry my weight in whatever way possible. What do we do with that, Rags? I'm trying to figure out what this piss is talking about. Whenever equals many times in the past when equals once in the past and I keep seeing whenever used for something happening once in the past is driving me crazy. Why could you give me an example? I'm talking about like tenses, basically. Yeah. No, because this is all going to be past tenses. It's not about tenses. It's about specificity. So if you have like a... For instance, whenever the first... I hate it whenever the first world a first world war breaks out. Who says that, though? Well, no, this is just that you just wanted an example. Yeah. If you are referring to something in history in the past that has happened only a single time, you use when. You don't say whenever. If you're referring to something in the past that has happened multiple times, then you say whenever. It was awesome you hit someone do that because I'm generally drawing blanks on this. I... It's like saying the last time you heard the word literally used as figuratively. I know what happens. I just don't know a precise example of it. But someone might say I really hate it whenever the world trade centers are hit by airplanes. It should be... I hate it when the world trade centers are hit by airplanes. I don't even think someone would say either of those. I hated it when would be the line, right? Yeah, I hated it when... Nobody says I hated it whenever the... I'm so confused. Then they would be using it appropriately. I hated it whenever... If you say whenever something happens it should be referring to something that has happened more than one time. Yeah, I get that. I was looking for like a sentence example but I don't think anybody... these ones I'm getting lost on. I gave two. They're very good. Nobody would ever say but my description was perfect. Either of the two you use, no one would ever say. That's why I don't think they're good examples. They don't have to ever say it. The hypothetical is substantial. Yeah, I don't care though. I want examples that are realistic. Not ones that are hypothetical to an astronomical level that no one would ever use. How fucking useful is that? Just substitute the events for different events and it works the exact same. Yeah, but that's what I'm looking for. That was my whole point. I say I hate it whenever the French colonize a foreign country. Right? That would be correct. Right? I say I hate it whenever Uganda invades the United States. Is that gonna happen? That's not true. Yeah. Which is often where the humor comes from when people say oh yeah I hate it when that happens that thing that has never happened. That's the thing. I can only come up with examples that are used ironically. Not like genuinely. This just doesn't seem common to me at all that someone would make this mistake. It's probably not a common mistake. Yeah, this person is saying I hate it that people keep doing this. I don't know that I've ever seen this happen. They would say I hate it whenever people use these words incorrectly. They would not say I hate it. They would keep saying it being used wrong. I'm saying if this person were to talk about this then they would say I hate it whenever these words are used incorrectly. They wouldn't say I hate it when these words are used incorrectly. Because whenever is for oral events. This could actually be a really smart super chat. The joke might be that they're doing it. Because they said they've said that they hate that they see it they keep seeing it when they've specified the change in words so they say it after saying I keep seeing whenever used for when and it's driving me crazy. I hate it whenever that happens. I'm assuming that could be what they're going for. It's just that this is limited by the super chat character limit, I'm not sure. Either way, I just don't see people making that mistake very often at all. I can't even think of a time where I've ever thought to respond like when does that happen more than once? I don't think I've ever even said that. And it's usually if ever they did, it's because they're making a joke. Like the one you mentioned, I hate it when that happens to something super specific. So either this person was making an elaborate joke, which I appreciate. Or they really do come across this a lot and I'm in a world where people just don't do it. I think they probably do. You just don't even think about recognizing it until it's pointed out because it's such a tiny little thing. Maybe it's about stuff that I don't know that happened only once. I doubt it's only happened once. No, I'm saying that maybe they're talking about something that I don't know happened only once. No one even thinks about it. They're referencing a past event that only happened the amount of times that I was unaware of. For example, someone invading some place. What's happened more? I wouldn't know how much that particular person or group have invaded that particular place. I'd be like, uh, not necessarily anyway. So I wouldn't know if what they're saying happens more than once. You see? Yeah, you might not know. And if that's the case, I don't know if one of them can be a neutral term. Kind of like how Mrs. is only a married woman. Miss can go both ways. How did that come about? You know how you got Ms. and Mrs. versus just Mrs. both times? What did that happen? What does MRS stand for, essentially? I just mean, how did they get split on why? Is it to do with I wonder how far back that dates, actually. So there's MISS, MRS and MS. Let's see. But like with... Men getting married, they don't go from X to Y, they just stay at Mr. Always Mr. It's probably because the eligibility of women in marriage was really prevalent in the past, like culturally. So we'd like to know. So it was very important that a woman was married off. So these signifiers were created to make sure that they were more marketable, essentially. Is that all women ought to think? Because we all know the truth. So I mean, I guess under that sense, it makes a lot of sense. It's not, you know, equal or fair, I suppose, makes a lot of sense when you think about, you know, the way the world used to be. The initial way you try is just looking to see if that ring finger is, you know, got a ring on it, right? That's the best. Well, I don't know, that's shown a lot of skin there. I suppose they could still be divorced and wearing the ring, or it could be a ring that's not a wedding once. You really got to do more to get in. That's advice out there for people who think that a ring on a finger means it's a no-go. And that's what we do here, dating advice. Dating advice. Chase, give some dating advice. Yeah, Chase. You've been very successful with your dating stories. Uh, what is this supposed to mean? Well, half of your anecdotes half of your anecdotes start with I used to date this fucking cunt. So I figure that you'd be a good, you know. Well, if you want me to lie, just tell me. I mean, um, I don't want you to lie. Chase, that's a compliment. That means you know how to get in there. You know how to make attempts and that's something that a lot of people can do. So even your consistent failure is admirable in a way. Hey, it wasn't my failure that they were fucking crazy. No, I know. There's definitely not a common thing amongst all the people who turned out to be assholes in your relationships. You actually want me to answer this, or are you just going to keep fucking... If you just answered it, I wouldn't have the chance, really. Are you going to keep fucking... I'm just, I'm just fucking... I mean, I don't... I don't really, I don't do relationships in like a romantic sense. I don't think that I am in any way mentally compatible. I'm too independent and I just want to be left alone. I do not think that I'll ever be in a romantic relationship. I doubt it. I think that I would be doing someone else like kind of a disservice by leading them on. I'm just not looking for that. Yeah. I mean, dating is just... As a serious answer, I've always just made it a habit to approach everyone as a friend. Everyone. And if you end up, you know, clicking with someone and you find, hey, I like you, you're funny, I enjoy your company, whatever. And then if it's mutual, then yeah, give it a try. And if it doesn't work out what are you going to do, it's nice to stay friends afterwards. I... One of my exes from when we were like fucking 15, she lives like an hour away from me. We hang out every now and again and like go get drinks. She's like married and shit and like her partner's cool. And it's just, you know, we're like adults about it, but... Husband? Yeah, her husband, yeah. He's a cool guy. But even though he plays Fortnite all the time, cool guy. But yeah, honestly, if you have... She's pregnant. If you have a... Oh, he's the father. Oh, I got it. It was good, it was good, it was good. Groom yourself, like have good... That's actually kind of a... Can I pause for just a second? I just want to say... You just did. Yeah, but I gave the pretense of caring, which is polite. It's generally considered a really cut thing to do to raise another man's kid. But in a weird kind of way, what an insane Chad power move that is. To like steal another... To like just steal another man's kid from him. You are my son now. He's like, yo, it's your kid? No, he's mine now. It doesn't even matter. He's fucking my kid. I'm gonna raise him and he's gonna become what I want him to become. I'm gonna mold him and shape him in a way that you never fucking could. He's mine now. This just belongs to you. I think it's because people focus on the surface level. Like, he got the sex and you just have to do that. You have to do the work after. Yeah, I think it comes from the attitude that like... You fucking... You're raising a child and teaching that you're helping them navigate the perils of the world and helping them discover themselves and learn to go on and foster their own loving relationship with another person while you fucking cockle. It comes from a casual sexualized attitude that having a kid's is a mistake and you've failed if you've done it. Which isn't necessarily bad depending on how you go about it and who you are. If you're just like a club rat and that's your modus operandi for everything then yeah, any sort of responsibility. You could be a promiscuous person but not an asshole. Or you could also be just some fucking piece of shit who goes around fucking women creating babies, not supporting them and just ruining civilization, basically. But, oh well. What a chat power. But yeah, no, I'll keep this quick. I can't wait for when this comes out. Ranks is a cock. This is all my little brain could think in this moment. I can't advance past one-dimensional thinking. That's the thing is that's a sensible... It's the fact that I used to contraction is amazing. People are fucking pussies online. Anyway. That's a sensible way to look at it and I agree. But I think that... Anyway. In order to... If there's genuinely anyone out there looking for dating advice. I'm not some fucking love guru or anything like that. But the main thing I've learned is that if you are relatively in shape which is to say not morbidly obese. If you have a good sense of humor, if you know how to talk to people just be silly and try to take the piss from time to time. That's not really advice so much because if you already have these attributes you win. Then you win. There's resources online. How do I develop a better sense of humor? That's what you are in this question. I'm not here to... I said I'd keep it quick Rags. That's not from me. That's a long ass thing to explain. I can go through the fucking schematics of how to develop a better sense of humor. Give you example scenarios. Do you really want to sit through all of that? Top three tips. Top three humor related tips that we're doing. Top three dating tips. Alright. Women like... Women like to tease. They like being teased that is to say. They're like a guy who's going to... You know... Give him chungus? No. No. My girlfriend for example she knows I care about her very much but she'll be like I love you and she'll give me hug and I'll be like whatever you little bitch. Just kind of play around and she knows that's obviously after we've established that I'm not an asshole and that I care about her. So if you get to the point with a girl where it's like shoot. After the relationship has been established that's a good tip to start with. Yeah but I mean like... Establish a new relationship. See it would be great if I could have like more than like a 10 second moment to like elaborate on anything I'm saying without the fucking pun squad jumping into what you're saying. I feel like Rax has a point there. Your opening piece of advice. No, no, no. I was about to literally clarify. I was literally about to clarify and say that's once you get comfortable with someone and once like you've actually had a conversation and established like you know the niceties and then afterwards you can just kind of... And then that's because if you just... Are we talking about dating advice or attracting people? Dating advice. Those two go hand in hand to a degree. Okay here, here dating advice dating advice have a really good job with good job security have a large peen because women like the peen. Is that surface level enough for you guys? Is that like you're gonna pick that too? I mean it's kind of easy to realize things that you've already either established or anything. I'll give my three tips. Yeah let's hear your dating tips. From the single guy. That's alright, that's fine. What? No. This would be this. One, when it comes to the way that you interact with this person and the way that you present yourself you want to come across as someone who has the potential to be dangerous but who is very approachable and safe. I don't know, let me explain. See, no. This is, now I'm doing the rags thing. I'm going well, I'm not necessarily... You can do it except you're talking about your interest. Oh my god. Fuck you! Yeah, be the change. Be a little instigator. Go on, go on. So, you want... This is for... I guess it probably applies for both. Especially for women, I think. Women want to know that you can be dangerous. That you have the capacity, not to them, mind you, you have the capacity to be an extremely aggressive protector. Protective, that's a good way to praise it. You can be an extremely virile aggressive person. They want to know that you have the potential to do that. And if it is necessary you can be that. But you want to be approachable to the sense of they know that you're not going to be that to them, right? They want to know, they want to have that security and personality. To augment that, I would also add that self-confidence is a massive, massively attractive quality. Because if you're like... A woman... A woman doesn't want 100% control of you. I know there's the meme, right? But a woman wants to know that you are not being completely controlled by everything she wants. There needs to be a level... There is a level. She needs to know that you have self-confidence self-respect and independence. She needs to know and this goes for both genders in fact that you are there not because you need to be in this relationship but because it is a thing that they really desire immensely. You don't want to be in a relationship with someone who feels like they're trapped in that relationship and they can't leave because they need it. You know? Yeah. If you come off as somebody that has options for another example let's say that you're just sitting at home playing World of Warcraft IV or whatever bullshit and you get a text from a girl that you like. If you respond immediately it kind of gives the implication that you literally have fuck all to do and you're just waiting on her at every moment of every day. But, you know... Yeah, this is... What? Yeah, no, that's good clarification. Thank you. No, wait, sorry, what was the clarification? Because I actually have commentary on what you've said already as well. But what Rack said or me? Well, I don't know what Rack says. I don't know if I was going to say it. Was it a joke? I don't know. Oh, well statistically it probably was but it wasn't. I was saying like that essentially don't be completely submissive in a relationship you need to push back and show self-confidence and you need to be stubborn to a degree someone needs to know that you can be those things and you're willing to do them not that you're just going to always acquiesce to what's being asked of you. Don't be a pushover basically. A healthy relationship is a giving on both sides. So either... Responding quickly things but I was... You want to command respect basically. Yeah, go on. No, you want to earn it. Well, yeah, I mean kind of synonymous. No. Okay, well... Let me clarify then if I may. You want to convey to your partner that you have certain expectations of how you are to be treated and also hold them to that same standard and treat them the way you would like to be treated. And if they at any point are rude to you or condescending or taking for granted just firmly established, hey I don't want to be treated like that. That's what I mean by command. Not like literally as a dictator with a gun. I would also... I would point out though that the whole treat them like you want to be treated in very general because it's very, very possible that you don't want to be treated the same way someone else does. Like literally two people in a relationship want to be treated in a different way. We're talking very broadly here. Yeah, I agree. I think as a rule of thumb I think that one's pretty universal in terms of successful relationships at least from the many that I've had I found that that always tends to be the common thread of the better one. That sort of communication and setting down reason and whatnot. But you should be like honest. Not insanely honest. But you're an ugly bitch. I can feel people pulling their hair out with this advice because they're just like, oh god, where's the line? It's complicated. It's a very complicated thing. That's why you can't... You gotta play it by ear. Oh, one of the ones you were saying about the whole messaging back quickly thing. Not just that, but also try and only send one. No send a million, you know? Just us to line up the huge... I think the best brief piece of advice I can give with a lot of relationships and rags will probably disagree with the take umbrids to the lack of specificity here, but I find that largely less is more when it comes to relationships. Don't pour all of your money into the person. Don't give them all of your time and attention. Don't put all your eggs in one basket and assume that you're going to get an airy. Just take it easy. Be casual about it. Yeah, you want to make it work. Yeah. If you devote yourself entirely to another person and give yourself no kind of anything, then that kind of ties into my second point. But I would say you can't dating advice maybe this probably should be my first tip but you can't be afraid of failure. You can't be afraid of a relationship not working out or you being told no or you being rejected or you being told that it's not going to work out or just being casually told that they're not interested. You can't be afraid of that because if you're afraid of failure then that'll just be a retardant on your future. I mean it's crazy because I've been in this isn't, you know, as Rags has established the common thread in a lot of my previous relationships is that things went fucking miserably wrong. And a lot of that was just because I kind of, some of the times I didn't know what I was doing, some of the times I treated them well and they were still kind of in their phase where it's like I want to be with a bad boy, you're too nice. So it's like I'm really glad that I went out and I had these relationships even if some of them were like soul wrenchingly painful like at the conclusion of them. I still think it was really a good idea because I got to sort of filter out, oh I like when a girl's really nice and then it's like yeah a little too nice, a little too nice maybe I don't value, maybe I value a girl that has a little bit of a sass to her and then that kind of helped me narrow down the qualities I'm looking for in a partner. So that way once I found my current girlfriend who is very happy with her I got out all of my immature inexperience from past and now I'm like kind of actually ready to like do a good job more than ever. So I think it's like like Rags said don't be afraid to fail. Don't be afraid to fail. Give it a try. Put yourself out there. You want them to know that you can be tough and aggressive if it's necessary and take that bitch to the zoo. That's not a euthanasia. I knew you can say that. Always do it. Fucking tell you to take her to the zoo. It is so useful. What about people who are allergic to zoos? If you're allergic to zoos then don't date them. Fuck them. But what if the person you're giving the advice to is allergic to a zoo? Die alone. Kill yourself. You didn't even suggest virtual zoos. You just gave up. Virtual zoos? You mean you too? I'm going to buy you a thousand dollar an index and then we're going to go to the virtual zoo and if you don't date me you have to give it back. We guys say that like it's not going to happen. It's perfect. You simultaneously do so many things. You show her that you're willing to spend time with her physically while you're out and about. You're willing to show her that you give a shit about animals and you're interested and you care about animals. Bitches love that. Also, also, also, also really quickly, sorry. Don't be so self-centered either pre-dating or post-dating during dating I guess. Because a lot of people especially like young fucking like 14 year old me just kind of go in relationships being like this is what I want in the partner. And I feel like a lot of people in this day and age deal with that way still where it's like these are the qualifications. Yeah, don't be like 14 year old me. Bad fucking idea. Don't go into a relationship being like here are the qualities I want in the partner and then just like don't look at yourself at all and be like oh I'm fucking talentless and uninteresting and I have no friends and I'm uncharismatic and you know you actually want to be market you need to be desirable. You need to have traits that people are going to go oh yeah people are gonna fucking maybe fight is hyperbolic language but fight to have you. It's like he's mine. You do have to be I guess I didn't even think about that it seems obvious but you have to be marketable yourself. Like if you're just a loser slob with no job no money no personality you don't like anything. At least take a shower. Like don't just make yourself physically hair cut. I don't know about hair I haven't cut my hair in like years. You don't have to like you could style whatever. Can I now imagine like you as a human with beautiful long lines. I do have beautiful long locks. I have long hair. I haven't cut my hair in many years. I didn't know that. Is that like the first admission of anything about your physicality? I literally just imagine you as a fucking shiba. I am a shiba. Long hair. You haven't dyed it in sale the hair. I'm pretty sure wig makers and stuff but I see like a bunch of hair like that. I'm pretty sure wig makers like by the hair that hasn't been like tampered with in any way by like dye and stuff or a decent chunk of money. I have not dyed it. If I was role playing as a human I would say that it's a beautiful jet black. I very like it. I really like it a lot. But if it looks good on you and go for it you can always if you want to always cut it you can but there's a lot of stuff you could do with it. At least I would be if I was a human. A hat wearer. I wear hats all the time. The doors. But I would say maybe even more important maybe even more important than the hair is the facial grooming. Basically don't look like a YouTuber. Yeah. It's so simple to first off know when to not have it the pathetic crappy peachy shitty looking stubble that you have that you desperately hold onto for any sense of virility in your life. Cut it off. All right. If you really really want to grow facial hair just dedicate if you can find like two or three months where you're not really going to need to go out and make a good impression on anyone and you're just going to be able to like be at stay at home be a show. Your dating life might be bad. Yeah. No exactly. But however if you can actually dedicate a period of time or if you just lack the complete self-awareness or personal shame that most human beings feel and you don't mind going out with just really fucking patchy hair it's possible if you have it in your genealogy to grow out facial hair and actually grow a beard or you know grow a soul patch or a goatee or like whatever you want to do but just know that in the beginning it's going to look like shit because you have to break through this weird fucking like wall before your facial hair starts to actually like look good and be aware that statistically women prefer shaved facial hair very little but if you're fat and you have a turkey neck consider a beard if you have a really smooth round head stop it but also consider growing a beard if you have like a fucking thumb shaped head like me facial hair distracts from that greatly like saying I'm fat you fucking piece of shit less is more often is like I hate the truth also you're peaking ever so slightly metal is there any way you could turn down your input it's like my lips were on my microphone sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm fucking audio engineer focus on that shit yeah how would you go fuck yourself I'm an altist engineer oh like my brother can grow a full beard the whole way round my hair just stops growing at a certain point and my dad is the same way as I am so it's just weird how it works like that luckily I don't think beard is attractive in men yeah it really depends on everything there's no one size fits all thing I'm not attracted to it but I would say that shave your fucking facial hair that goes for your mono brow you can get rid of it if you have it it's not attractive metrosexuality has its place women appreciate a guy that can style themselves as you trim your fucking finger and toenails use like a nail buff or whatever girls are super fucking detail oriented obviously I apologize I apologize that we're aiming this purely at heterosexual men because I'm sure there's plenty of gays in our audience that would prefer I feel like the advice is reflective upon mostly everybody I'm happy to give good advice to the vast majority of humanity yeah cause you're a givet rags plus if you're gay then you have lower standards anyway fucking at me that's true you are bi aren't you rags yeah I am yeah it's way easier to get a guy to fuck you than it is a woman women are very very detail oriented so if you want success with girls if they're sentimental to any degree then they'll appreciate those fine little things like remembering a date you know like oh the year ago today we did this thing or like whatever my girlfriend fucking loses her shit if I remember small things like that they adore tiny details penis don't be thirsty for every vagina that you see women smell desperation yeah don't the kind of women who are into desperate men are not the kind of people you want to be around I mean if people are into desperate regardless of gender if someone's into a desperate person they're seeking out desperate people avoid them like the plague you want someone with a standard and a standard that you can get up to that hopefully isn't low yeah what do women do as like a warning people are constantly broadcasting on some small level problems that they have like tiny cries for help I remember I dated this girl but before we dated she was thirsting after my friend and she was really upset that he didn't want to date her because she was white and not asian he was like fucking obnoxious weeaboo he was like fucking skinny and dressed like a fucking panic at the disco singer so he just you know girls were just like oh he's a dreamy and like she was like thirsting after him and I was just there as his friend giving her advice and eventually she said whatever you're good enough and she started dating me and it was fun for a while however I would then notice the trend of every time she was like towards the end of our relationship when she started to get bored with our relationship she would just latch onto the nearest guy and be like my friend made a good metaphor it might be considered misogynistic but he said women are like monkeys they don't let go of one branch until they're securely grasped on the next one I think that's a being a penis in this just making sure you can say it about men too of course but all I know is women metals fucking perked up licking his lips he's salivating he's fighting the fuck I think men are less dependent on relationship in this area yeah it's expensive to date so if you don't have any money just like yeah if you're with someone if you're pursuing someone that's very low maintenance then that's good like just the willingness that you have like for instance when you take that bitch to the zoo it's not expensive to take her to the zoo but you pay for it and that even though it's not a lot of money it's something that they's like oh he paid for it the little things might not be worth a lot of money those little things but they do get noticed you don't have to buy or something super duper expensive if you've been doing all the little things along the way yeah you know time is that can be spent as well focus on the pennies not the dollars yeah I'm trying to think if there's anything else cause this is a fucking deep very interesting subject to me cause I've always really enjoyed discussing that this person's getting their fucking money they're probably confused as to how this happened but that's what happens I mean I like waxing philosophical about this cause I think but I think that probably one of the most important things I can say is love yourself learn how to love yourself learn how to be okay with yourself be confident appreciate yourself stop being so fucking hard on yourself I think that you're living in not a fucking third world country and you have internet access you automatically have access to every single tool that can help you be a more interesting more compassionate more well-groomed individual but also when it comes dating you have access to every single tool yeah exactly there's plenty of things like even if you're delusional and no one in the right mind should ever date you even if you walk around with the confidence of being like yeah I'm a cool person and I think I'm interesting and I think I'm cool for one reason for a lot of people that'll be like oh maybe there's something here that I'm not for example there was always a fun strategy I had in college where I kept managing to get with profoundly attractive women that on paper should never have happened because I'm thoroughly like a 6 out of 10 looking guy but they would you know they're in a college town guys come up with absolutely no tech hey I'm gonna buy you a drink and blah blah blah and then they see someone like me who's not like I wouldn't jump at the chance to date me because I'm just like you know whatever but I come up and I establish like oh hey oh yeah you come around here often oh yeah I'm here because my friend like whatever and then just for the rest of the night just don't like give them any attention don't talk to them and then eventually because they were very like attention hungry they would approach me and be like why is this guy not like swarming me like everyone else in the bar and that kind of made me stand out and then eventually we would date and not saying that's like a universally like oh here's something everyone can try but this is something I noticed if a girl if a girl's attractive as my misogynistic friend put it he's never met an attractive girl that wasn't aware of it to some degree and so that with that there comes a certain level of entitlement. Yeah hot chicks know they're hot they might play coy but a hot chick knows that when they're hot. And there's nothing wrong with that it's fine to be confident it's fine to know your value and your worth but that being said a lot of women maybe unintentionally let that go to their head because how can you not when you have like fucking 30 dudes every night like oh my god you're the most beautiful fucking creature I've ever seen in my entire life so if you go about it from a different angle and strike her as or them as someone that's you know different from the crowd then they might they might just be intrigued long enough to be like oh hey I kind of want to know more about you what do you what do you do consider that's about all I have to say about them I think if you can it's not really something it's not really a tip because it's not something you just like tell people to do really but you you're gonna have a huge advantage if you could make them laugh or yes if you can have a sense of humor that works with them that works an immense amount because just like with friends and everyone else that you're in relationships with that isn't anything romantic or intimate if they just want to be around you because they enjoy the things you say and yeah you're fun person to be around it's a huge advantage I notice sarcasm and dry humor tends to work best for like pretty much everyone I find that like people you know if I'm like sort of sarcastic look at a playful way not like in a fucking mean spirited bitter way you're kind of you know which goes back to the teasing thing I talked about I feel like most people will understand if you smile a little bit I mean kind of have a little play come on it's fucking boring otherwise it's a fun map yeah yeah you're not going to be able to read like fucking a restaurant yeah you're not going to like I said don't strike women that's a really big one yeah that's a good idea make sure you nail that one you're not going to be women deserve it don't do it well one little little anecdote that I always enjoy you know that guy Richard LaRuina I think his name is he made those really cringy fucking like dating simulator games super seducer he actually is a very good pickup artist when he's not making like you know intentionally like silly games because he actually he made a lot of really good points about like you know if you're if you're dating casually or whatever then you should be frank with the person that you're meeting and say hey I'm seeing other people right now but if you and I were to get serious then I I'll cut things off with them and just be with you just like he talks a lot about just basic decency and respect to women so I think that that's why it was kind of annoyed when super seducer came out of which is a fucking misogynistic game it's like the whole thing is very clearly taken the test but he made a really interesting little point that I always held on to and I tried it and it kind of worked is um if you're like friends with a girl and you think that there's like maybe a little bit of chemistry there and like she knows that you're prone to making jokes and stuff introduce you to your friends and say oh yeah hi this is my fiance and kind of look at her and smile and just kind of shove you like no stop and but then that also kind of plants the thought in her mind of like huh I wonder like what would that be like so I mean that's obviously that's subjective anecdotal I don't know if I I don't know if I endorse that one so risky you'd have to see like risky yeah that's what the you have to find your side I don't know I just is a place for confidence but that's a well again so going back to what metal was saying it's about reading the room yes it's absolutely about reading the room this is not shit that you can just read and be like oh yeah fucking I'm totally not a pickup chicks now if you feel like you can get away with the joke like that and the chemistry is good and you've already established a decent rapport with this individual and you feel like they would appreciate that joke instead of being like an uptight asshole then you know it's worth a try and then you know there's plenty of shit you can experiment with in terms of sense of humor and if a joke doesn't land joke doesn't land what are you gonna do kill yourself wait fucking get over it's fine so it's like there's there's you know there's no there's no shame in making a mistake but being courageous enough to actually give it a try instead of being like I think that would be rather cringe I don't want to do that what would she think of me like say if you're just being yourself and you're just having fun and doing things for yourself a lot of the times people will acknowledge that and be like oh he's doesn't really give a fuck what anyone else think that's kind of it's kind of bold I like that I'd also say it's really selfish and it's inobservant and wow the complete reverse thing if we're brushing if we're painting with broad strokes then sure you can paint anything like that so is that it for the day in the first segment I'm just I'm just saying as you know someone who's like read about relationships and shit online versus someone who's like shit man Ben Ben literally literally you know someone who's literally been in like 20 relationships and a lot of them have gone really well I uh yeah I I definitely have a lot of experience on this sort of thing not saying that I'm the fucking I'm not saying my word is the end fucking results and you should only listen to mine I'm just saying I'm not a fucking I'm not an idiot yeah no you're right that's absolutely right if someone ends up taking someone to a zoo and it doesn't go well right they're gonna hunt you down I have no idea how they well just fucking just break them up if yeah if you don't want to really want that sort of person in your life it wasn't the zoo it was you I love the zoo part but you just wouldn't like I wish you'd leave me alone I wish you just bought me a ticket to the zoo it mailed it to me could you just not be with me at the zoo I kind of hate that part yeah I want to bring my friends like someone who's just really bad he's a ticket to the zoo doesn't work out or whatever maybe it is your fucking fault maybe you deserve it and you should change yourself see look at that not unwilling to give really harsh self reflection is always really good like a mirror you do not deserve love you have to fucking earn that shit and be good to people especially if you're in China holy shit good luck I mean Chinese don't know what love is I mean you know there's like what like fucking one girl for every like 10 men fucking good luck dude that's what we call a successful culture yeah we did it so the end of that super chat was rags you have a place synthetic it's got guns guns I've heard of it but I have not played it there you go which game synthetic yeah I never heard of it the setting of sins point and click sounds like some point click game from some kind of gay game for gays is what you're saying gay game for gays hate it I was your halloween evening doing I just watched ghostbusters while eating a burger excellent the halloween evening was um something else we luckily had a lot of company with little little hope so where someone might claim there was little hope of the stream being entertaining we managed to make it through you know despite the game's desires to ruin the evening shit yeah it's fucking bad it's really bad you just kind of fell into the lava there I don't think that's the best checking the area because I can tank the damage okay if you ever heard of something like that you ever played video games I don't know it just seems like a little retarded I don't know just the same I think sometimes you need a little bit of retarded in your life really just explore all of the avenues you know what I agree Antony reality is tizming Antony it's all tizm I think the main character's name was Antony I thought I who built this house who mobs the floor with kerosene yeah that's true just everything sets on fire immediately no matter what what you make right in the intro like most kitchen floors if you drop something burning on it nothing happens because it's like linoleum or tile or something that is okay wet and is very fire retarded really hard to burn she told you retarded is good to have in your life at least in some like the floor happy halloween molla any special plans for your favorite holiday also high rags you would have seen all of the things that we planned by now actually that was on like how long we've already done most of it this is a flash blork mm-hmm did the bathroom not have a window no I didn't the mum just died in the bathroom so there's no window all bathrooms have to have a window but I think that they should that's my hot take for the day I'm not back to have bathrooms I'm not I'll go ahead what was the present bathroom without a window that just seems oppressive to me yeah I agree with that take it's illegal and little hope to have windows in your bathroom that's how it's justified in universe I don't know how I feel about the last statement what the legal thing no the oppressive thing mm-hmm yeah you know what scratch that one I'm gonna think about that further all right let us know when it's developed I mean you're pressing on the in the bathroom a bunch no no no one okay I'm sorry Mel please pack up your bags you've been evicted Goddamn it I just I just just call you just got here just jump broken legs versus death they didn't even need to jump it's weird how like some people are too stupid to live right and that girl you're outside on a balcony in a burning building on the second floor and your strategy is to instead of just jumping down 10 feet and landing in on your strat or crawling down the side or whatever like if you hang off the side and then let go like 5 feet away from the drop this bitch went back inside oh man you got a choice to jump or go back inside and all of us were like why would you go back inside that's like the worst option and then she does that if you don't choose anything which one did we do on stream did we do to go back inside you were still struggling with control so you didn't choose me garbage right when we tried it offline we didn't do anything I think and then she tried to climb down and she hung herself on a scarf what? yeah that's the other option yeah the stuff you can do in the intro the intro segment is absolutely worthless whatever you do everyone just fucking dies in the end and don't make me play it don't waste my time with this illusion I know but it's fun because you watch people just die it was so funny I let it nothing obviously just climb down like duh and then she started climbing down and slipped and broke her neck on her scarf as long as you don't land on your head you'll live I know which if you remember a throwback Kate back in sale and Van Helsing she was landing head first when she cut herself free from the vampire save dude yeah a last second feline style flip to land on your feet maybe if you can pull it off so much eFab the past few days it's just like Christmas that's kind of an amazing comment right because that's what we're doing right now for Christmas still a bunch of content comments stay fresh even a month and a half later incredible you put them in the fridge put them in the little box give them fresh and then we open them up it's like yeah it's still fresh happy old hallowsmas eve you massive mofos everyone else at the bar says hi rags oh hello it's a nice bar it's a good bar best bar give that bar a high five high floor low roof all right then how are you doing I'm a little sleepy but I still have drinks so I'm good you're doing stelares tomorrow right I do but it's like an evening so it's all good you're gonna have a good long slap in Heimers when I eventually go to bed then I have some foods press A to move press X to doubt press F to pay respect wasn't it just holding forward in that game I don't think A did it right it's important that we make these distinctions people need to know what kind of gameplay we're dealing with yeah why are the facial animations so uncanny hasn't it been like 6 years until dawn they just keep getting worse I guess less and less money I wonder how many people refunded this one I can't believe how short those ones are it's insane like until dawn took UNL like I don't know what was it 12 hours it feels weird to say but it's way better at least in until dawn characters can die in all kinds of ways and decisions mean more I hate to say that it hurts but it's true yeah decisions mean more are you going for a game at the end or hallucinations or it was just a dream cool so nothing fucking matters except in the psyche of my character that is apparently the main character at the end okay cool happy best holiday super friends I would like to propose a challenge who can pronounce the town in Wales the best so unfortunately it's going to be hard for you guys because you don't even know how to mount yeah I don't even know to start this one to start most might assume it's lan which sounds pretty weird slanferpull that's a title go go go right slanferpull go gone that's not even the whole of it yeah that's not the fault yeah that's what I was going to say it seems kind of short because I know it ends with go go go it is cool that ends with go go go what's wrong you know this should be some kind of fighter in mobile combat or smash brothers called go go go slanferpull and here comes go go go or you could spell it go go go but it's a reference to the impressionist painter and it's just go go go gadget go go gadget feet because I'm getting up from my bed and I need to walk go go gadget feet the movie what is up with writing these characters as unlikeable as possible I get the story in these conflict but these characters make beg for their deaths yeah it was hard to really take any of them seriously as people but then it's all in his head so it makes sense that they're all horrible unlikeable pieces of shit right because he's in a horrible unlikeable piece of shit there you go solved man of my day in was also the same way though all of them sucked do you see me in mal playing that we tried so hard to kill everybody we met it just didn't happen it wouldn't let us I did every bad decision and only killed one character yeah the only way to actually kill them when you have that stupid game where you have to breathe properly or whatever it is or the heartbeat and then someone died at the end because we let her drink some beer after she went for a dive same thing that's the only person I was able to kill just died at the end I was so happy we killed her I was like yes we made the right choice some might say we didn't but they'd be wrong just remember how baffled we were when the game was always like wait that's it yeah am I the only one disappointed that the maze creature in rebirth wasn't a big noodle headed monster like all the statues seem to foreshadow what the hell the monster design in rebirth was really lame fucking rebirth so bad stupid all of them even the weird alien ones were lame sorry there I said it so controversial fucking beautiful lashes is cat is named n-word pog I don't even know what that's referencing to lovecraft lovecraft's cat is named n-word man n-word man yeah one word yeah like if you google like 1978 space movie or whatever it comes up with a fucking movie called like uh it's called yeah gay blanks from space or something like that there's some fucking there's a good one yeah I like that one we people from little heaven don't call it the fog we call it the gaff backwards also high rags high they call it the gaff backwards I get it I didn't want to get it but I do nice you should consider covering a cranky tracks vid I don't know what that is cranky tracks whatever the word was is he like a utuba who does the utubans yeah I'm not familiar with that guy yeah person climb hello Moeller I'm considering going to the store for drinks for the streamtisms but I don't know how long y'all are going to stream how long are you going for this one well you'll be alright you'll be fine don't worry about it we're still streaming take the scenic route where do you go stopping though take a top down cruise have a great drive enjoy yourself we'll be here please let this be a normal field trip with the frizz no way on the magic goobus miss frizzle oh I just don't know that reference I feel alone she's in the union so they can't fire her for her rampant cocaine addiction LSD would the union prevent that kind of firing probably wow what if he was affecting your work though that doesn't hurt it's the whole point of the union is to stop you from getting hard when your work sucks what if you kill a kid the union's like no there's less average students per teacher so that's something they want maybe the grades will go up if you kill the right one I need less students in this class cox gun I mean bull guns the cock but you do something about all these kids running rampant nice cock if only we could erase the children that reminds me of one of my favorites it's just like a stupid tweet I saw a while ago you guys might have seen it but it's just like they're doing the thing where they describe like if a spaceman comes out of a ship that just landed on earth and they're just like how is the moon and he just takes off his helmet he's like moons haunted and the guy goes what and then he just coxes gun he goes moons haunted just gets back on the ship I like it I hadn't heard it before it's gonna be loud not new enough not current enough he should feel ashamed I haven't there you go I like the idea of haunted yeah haunted moons fucking great well speaking of haunted moon the second season in the second episode of Mando those spiders reminded me of Apollo 13 hmm I mean Apollo 18 is that what you oh yeah Apollo is that the creepy one Apollo 18 13 is the Tom Hanks one okay Apollo 18 sorry I can't I mean 18 13 same thing right oh god not in every context oh my god oh no that was very bad chase that offends my sensibilities it's dating advice oh no it's 13 and 1800s advice kind of spreads across all time because people you're gonna go back one of them you probably want to go to the 1800 ones so you don't have to live in the 1300s what the fuck this is so super chat short Goddury Sean Goddury so mean oh did he is that that is next STD that he caught gonna read yeah alright that's the act of leaving is gonery yeah that's the one you need to practice your gonery which is you know you need to get good at leaving I like the moon I just like the idea that like a gun would do anything to a haunted moon with ghosts found therein that's the first leap of logic this is like alright hey if I was in a room with a spooky monster ghost I would rather be there with a gun than without one oh for sure yeah you're so panicked at the fact that you discovered a haunted moon that you're like I don't know what to expect but I will bring this gun yeah it's just like well this is fucking the only thing I understand this thing tends to solve my problems as we mentioned earlier problem children in the classroom gun hand in hand a known association at this point mmhmm help I think this game is making my game smooth alright what this game is making my game smooth that's what it says I'm just the messenger please do not shoot well that's your lived experience so who are we to deny it I'm having until dawn PTSD watching this waiting for QTEs to pop up yeah we got some of them it was wonderful was that in your amnesia rebirth playthrough oh no this was about little hope oh right right right it's like I think they've had a few lawsuits next to cause some damage really? yeah you know people shouldn't have to go through that and get video game oh you mean like crunch or whatever what are you talking about like crunch culture oh no like it should be illegal and clearly they're getting there the media that's so bad shouldn't have to be consumed and so you owe someone something when they do it gotcha gotcha yes actually I was being sarcastic not facetious okay yeah no you got me there rags we did it ding ding ding rags no it's not that this other thing that's been going on it's got nothing to do with you just that weird that weird has entered the common vernacular for some reason I don't know how it did it but it's entered it and the people are using it why the fuck's my phone shut up nice ringtone nerd what word are we talking about that is not a ringtone that is a message notification text text tone sure I'm gonna play it more if you don't know what a text notification sound is he wouldn't he wouldn't I love how every time I come on any fucking stream with rags there's just any chance he can take like the slightest tiny slow punch and he's just like chases dumb he's only taking a couple I am a merciful god are you can be does this look like the face of mercy to you I don't know you've never shown your face coward literal dog wait what am I also at least I have a face I'm a fucking gorgeous I don't even know what we're talking about anymore yes so um people were suing it for being too bad us I hope they win and I hope supermassive games stop tonishing the name of massive because something that I take a lot of pride in with the community and we shouldn't have these people fucking it up that's my my perspective I know it's controversial but I'm owning it mm-hmm I'm glad every one of you agrees I agree I've agreed you have you have my sword and my axe what do I have from your mouth this well dagger my brother my tried it my joe you have a try listing every so awesome what can I say with try hard stop try hard and just walk into a boss fight that I can't win that's embarrassing please a bar fight just imagine moller fucking streaming walking into a bar like what do you think of the Mandalorian today why would I want a boss they probably all like it you become a fucking IRL streamer what do you think of Mandalorians I really enjoy it you what do you think of Mandalorians I kind of like it can you please not film me no it's okay it's a video just making a movie there's cameras everywhere all around us why is it okay that I do it I like how half of the people that saw that video were like this is fucking cringe turn it off I hate this and then the other half were just like this is amazing it's a pretty divisive experience my girlfriend fucking hated that you metal you got it all over the keyboard oh shit that's my keyboard this just says brain damn so he was making up for his mistake he said I help think this game is making my brain smooth he said game twice there you go guys mystery solved you're all hanging on everywhere to that I know it we saw this bad game it had proven his point I like that I think we should reward that oh yeah what she thinks I'm having oh wait just popped in has this game any good been played on e-flap so I'm assuming not since more than ever let's us have nice things more among us when among us is the nice thing now wow among us is totally on the decline in terms of viewership because I think everyone got sick of people like talking about among us none fucking stop for two entire months however I think well we ever wanted to do a big group I think they're like oh this is just about if people believe me oh well it's almost like social deduction games are fascinating but there's no face there it's all just saying oh yeah just believe me it's almost like social deduction is literally the entire point of the game it sucks it's mechanically you're like a game where you fucking throw axes at people and play the loot fuck you it's boring oh I get it like isn't loot like lose and play to lose no I play the game if the core gameplay loop isn't good then it doesn't matter I thought it was another one of your infamous like puns that I had to like think really hard about you said like no I don't play to lose I play to play and play to win do you have to think about his puns really hard was the pun that you were instead of L-O-O-T I meant L-U-T-E I play to play you don't have rights shut up I'm a gingerbread you're a gingerbread man I could snap you damn why would you wow you know I'm not sure I appreciate this threat against my life do you want to apologize are you gonna apologize my god I want to vore Moriarty though just for me just for me asking you to clarify your position you want to murder me yeah specifically he wants to call you I think it's important that we mention that yeah I mean you know funny chase what the fuck it's not funny man eating people really come on now yeah I got a laugh out of it you got a laugh out of L-O-O-T-E okay what you're doing is depressive to me now you want to pee on my corpse it's because metal said we're gonna pee on your corpse and I asked for clarification of the recipient to have said you're in it is this before after you eat me that's my question yeah that's what I was asking that's what we're trying to get to that's what we asked so everybody's asking whether or not you wish to pee on the meat before consuming it chase what brought you to this point that was what metal said I was asking this is what you said no it's not I would not pee on anyone I'm not interested in that no you pee on your food we've established that yeah no I wouldn't I would not do that I would pee on before consuming rice would absorb it if you're into it rice would absorb it nicely so you prefer to pee on your rice first shut the fuck up already I don't care about your obsession with pee I wasn't a no that was good to say he could have said no and he didn't I'm deflecting so we know more about chasing now I would sooner come on my food than piss on my food shut up I don't think most will eat you anymore isn't that the preferred option every time I don't know why you would bring what is protein the other isn't even fucking purified gross is bacterial anti teen how many times have you tried both like five ten times each be honest no comment no comment no comment next question we wanted an answer so I guess we got it would you prefer that women had a third breast in between their two or that they had a second set beneath their normal one second set sounds great I don't know this is symmetrical I don't like total recall girl you know yeah so let's say you really like tits four is better than three yeah but they'd be under yeah but you also have fucking I don't know if that's simple is it yeah but seventeen tits wouldn't be better than three yeah like no I'm saying if you're really into like tits and adore tits if you want to lie on a bed of breasts if yes that's the contingency I'm sitting yes I'm not saying all sure yeah you pick that for that weird reason that's who I was talking about but I think that this is pretty reasonable ground that instead of four is or instead of two it's three in this arrangement or four in this arrangement I'm saying if you're going to have more than the standard of two breasts and I go three why not go four why not just have it be double of the thing you already like instead of adding an element of asymmetric quality to what is otherwise a nice rack an element of asymmetric quality I mean I guess I guess you could have the breast in there like kind of nestled in so that if you were you know with her in public it wouldn't really stand out super hard whereas obviously with four they'd be difficult to hide that I think it would be more difficult to be symmetrical with a set underneath the current set yeah I think both would be symmetrical are they all the same exact size or are they like are the ones underneath can be a little smaller I thought that was the important part of the question was size and shape not amount well they would be like way to describe it they wouldn't be it's like they were designed that way if that makes any sense it wouldn't like they just a third one get smooshed in between two normal ones but there were three horizontal on the chest of an appropriate size or there are a second set beneath the the normal top ones you've convinced me I am I'm okay with either choice it kind of feels like a cow in that case if it's more than two it's going to feel like a cow regardless because then it's a plethora of titties I wouldn't think more of an alien with three and not a cow right four feels like a cow I mean what's wrong with fucking aliens I'm fucking alien what's wrong with you guys nobody said anything wrong with aliens you're implying it I would fucking the fact that you are all insinuating that there's something maybe inherently weird about it I take offense I don't like that I think it is weird I haven't discovered aliens yet let's say it's like the Star Trek kind of alien where it's just a perfectly normal fucking woman maybe with three maybe with four tits but she's blue I'm okay with that I'd be fine with that too four still feels like a cow whereas three does not you feel like a fucking cow Moriarty I don't think he feels like a cow I'm going to push back on that I don't agree with that that wasn't fair the second set under the first I mean I guess it makes sense especially if they're a little bit smaller yeah I think that would help yeah you take her out in public especially if the initial set of breasts are very large I'm not going to lock her inside she's a freak some people like the dog collar thing I don't know if we were to say what if humans evolved in either of these two ways which ones you would prefer and this would be how all women kind of are then again what probably wouldn't matter because then we would evolve to upon those things this would like set the precedent for posterity you're saying if you were to say from this point going forwards all would be born this way which one would it be and I would go with the four yeah me too I'm not getting any input from metal here yeah metal come on pick a side you fucking centrist I can tell that's your thinking face your eye contact I was peeing that's his peeing face you're 30 seconds ago three or four metal my question if you had to choose one or the other would you rather have that a woman has three breasts arranged horizontally on her chest or would you rather have a woman has four breasts having a second pair beneath the normal one damn I know it's kind of actually no I'm pretty strongly in my camp but I could see how it went I'd be okay with either honestly I do like four more but okay flip flopper I said I like four from the beginning and then I said you guys convinced me I still would prefer four how is that a flip flopper I'm open minded you are a cookie you are a literal cookie no one asked you looks like we did ask you we are currently split we need you to decide metal and then the other two will well I was trying but then people were yelling you fucking cast aspersions on me fuck off metal I'm done with all of you it's funny when I scream he likes us that way I know just thinking about shortly I think like four breasts I'm all appealing overall that's right that's what I would choose myself uh death's bullshit is in the chat and he says he is in the four tit camp interesting look at that good question good super chat rags I know we are trying to get through super chats it was a good addition it was good someone is listening to this on Christmas day and they are like I needed that all your skillets were copper or brass which one would you pick hey who expects dating advice and rest three four breasts you still podcast right the in sale podcast yeah speak to yourself it was very offensive to me by the way I have a very healthy sexual life healthy I hate women well yeah it makes no sense get out so um the game making brain smooth rags can you please say the name of HP Lovecraft crats HP Lovecraft cat out loud in an angry manner why do you say H why do you say H no it's not H just because you say huck when you say the letter H doesn't mean the letter itself is called just because you cut it off doesn't make it true what do you say is Dorian is Dorian yeah get fucked I hate you oh his story no I'm literally saying you say huh when you say words with the letter H but when you say the letter H you don't say H you say H I don't do either of those things yeah I don't feel that strongly about it I know because it's not you made it up it would be like me being like Jesus you always lick your lips before you talk about food I think if given if given the option to calmly disagree with you guys or fucking act like I really really feel intensely passionately invested in any given subject I'm going to do the second one because it makes more interesting viewing experience it also allows you to pretend to have emotions yeah there's that a benefit is that one of your dating advice pretend to have emotions if you don't have genuine if you don't have genuine empathy for your fellow man and you actually secretly like you know brutalize a small like puppies and kittens in your home but you want to blend in with humans and act like you know you're one of them then yeah you need to study how people act and they don't know the murder or kill why would you say that after you say that you prefer to pretend to have emotions right are you guys really not following the train you guys really not following the train of thought that when you're a fucking sociopath doesn't feel any sort of empathy for other people that one of the biggest qualifiers of the DSM 5 is that when you're a child you fucking like hurt animals you do not do that just go over everyone's everyone knows why are you talking about thoughts farts thoughts you said your train of thought I just don't like what does this got to do with twitch what got him have you ever been on a train he just casually jumps between all these different subjects like oh I'm galaxy brain you can't even follow very mean I'm very clearly it went from you know exactly what I did there I really don't actually I was interested the fact that people you understand how sociopaths have difficulty empathizing with other human beings correct sociopaths I also like trains yeah have you ever been on one I've been on several trains yeah I've only been on I've been on trains twice and it was the same train did you enjoy it it's two different trips we did a yeah it was the Silverton train between Durango and Silverton Colorado and it's an actual coal powered train really I've never been on a coal powered train that would be I would be excited to do that what's the panel's perspective on trains then if you want to go over that quick I like trains I like trains trains are fucking gay I think they're pretty stale a form of transport I'm very happy that they were invented and maintained I wish they were cheaper in the US it's not cheaper to take a train anywhere it's not yeah I know it's probably like one of those things that feeds itself where they're not a typical transportation they were more common they would probably be cheaper you're paying for the luxury and the novelty of like oh we're just going a little train ride and you probably don't have to do all the bullshit like air travel you have to go to the website and get the fucking boarding pass and follow a track so you're going where the train is going I don't know I mean I prefer the buses I'm going to say it buses kind of suck compared oh no buses are awful buses are cancer I won't be voting for buses all my homies hate buses because the subway the subway tram thingy doesn't have to worry about traffic it is really quick I think it certainly in my case it got to where it needed to go faster I felt the stops were quicker and far more efficient people could get in and out of it faster so it didn't have to stop for as long like I did but then we had to part of this is when I went to DC part of our journey was from like the hotel with a bus to the tram entrance way and the bus was the shittiest part mm-hmm someone was a sleeker ride everything was about it was just better efeb has had anti-bus sorry for all those bus aficionados out there or enthusiasts they're just kind of not great no get a better bus and maybe we'll praise them a little bit we have some nice buses in Germany well if they where's this bus to right it's okay okay it's all right it's okay I'm fine it's okay it's a bad joke I'm sorry I tried to get it I took it from chase so it makes chase you learn it from me don't learn from chase that's bad yeah was that like from Moriarty the joke you said I live in Canada I didn't know I was asking no it's because Moriarty was we were talking we were having some back and forth like playful banter where playful banter yeah I forget where what what is happening I'm coached is your hang up with my sentence the fact that banter implies playfulness did you need to stop the whole conversation to point that out I didn't stop it I mean you could have I could have but I am also a decent human being who likes to listen to people when they stop and make a comment I like to address like some people we know rags but no on twitter there was Moriarty was we were bantering as you will and I said playful yeah playful yeah I said eat shit fuck go or something that affected he messaged me just because he's a lovely person and he said you know that you didn't you're not actually mad and I was like oh no just fuck around he's like okay just check and then he was like oh are you from Canada and I was like no and he said you strike me as like being from Canada and I said it's because I'm lovely I'm very delightful so when rags asked if I'm from Canada I was like oh is this like a running gag that happened without my knowledge no no no you just kind of think like a cock yeah you do you mean canucks sir thank you very good very good you don't actually see like a cock I don't know I just get Canada you just seem like a Canadian exactly out of nondescript way where is that mean you just seen Canadian you put out this Canadian aura yes exactly is it because of Mark like no is he Canadian he is Canadian he doesn't feel anywhere near as Canadian as you thank you I think I think he could be Canadian is it because I'm like I'm not surprised by it but like I am surprised the chase is not can you try to articulate that I already said my explanation that I can't quite explain why you just have this Canadian aura about you yeah but surely like human words exist to like you know somewhat narrow down what that entails they might but I have to well you can do it you can think I don't know how to quite put my thoughts into words which is not typical for me this is definitely an age that's true yeah is those thoughts again you just seem Canadian yeah you feel Canadian you hate the Canadian I don't know because of my pussy I mean I'm nice I'm both of those things you're a nice pussy and all of this was the surface yet what would have been at attempt and what would have been an attempt at a piece of humor which when we were discussing buses which was me saying aren't you from Canada and then I thought you would have maybe said yes and then I would say well aren't they called boosts up there which is a very very yeah only if you're from Newfoundland we had a fun detour and you know subsequent let us back to our original point but that's fine that's like any conversation anyone has with me like if it's just like a one on one usually goes that way because I have unmedicated attention deficit hyperactive disorder but my brain is constantly just it's knocking around constantly so attention deficit hyperactive disorder yeah it's just ADD but with an element of like media hyperactivity yeah that's a real thing neat but you had to explain it's a real thing yeah yeah I mean apparently I did I mean you just felt the need for it it's weird because I'm Canadian so I want to it's a real thing makes me think that it's it's not a real thing yeah it's like when people for no reason say honestly though or I'm not lying randomly you know me do I know you honestly though do you honestly do you know me do you know me pookie touch my pookie I'd rather be an open republican in one of the movie Bob Martian colonies than play this rancid garbage damn we're just gonna let this he's gonna absorb your sugar are we gonna take this opportunity on this stream to talk about uh boulder boy or is that gonna are you gonna wait for like a more oh I'm probably gonna do it because this will come out later I'm gonna do that yeah that's what it that's what I figured tomorrow yeah I miss yeah well nothing that interesting just the tweet thinks it's funny yeah it's true I promise not to talk about him for long interesting than he is himself if you're a real fan you wouldn't heard talk us about it on my stream did talk us about it oh also um sorry to interrupt rags I was wow when aren't you Jesus Christ rags I I looked up um you know because the way you gave I looked up like the Monday mat thing because yeah and I was looking obviously for like internet aristocrats video because very good be more specific when you say the Monday mat thing what else could I be clarifying what else could I be years he's been a crazy weirdo for ages yeah but like you know what I mean like the big one his entire channel he might have done something recently that I don't know about because he's him anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway you did a video discussing it on your other it was like dog bites or something like that you have like an alternate account it's like a second channel you said channel where you just continue I thought you were continuing yeah no I was just wondering like what like do you put on there to differentiate it from be is it just kind of more miscellaneous just like I'm just gonna do things put it on a second channel talk about without making you know the big videos it's a difference in quality they're quicker to make easier to use it's just a second like a B channel right right I might want to talk about or talk of or about that I don't want to do like a whole big video because the videos that I normally do are long and they take a lot of editing and things like that and I don't want to put that effort into every topic that exists also I want to ask not in the interest of chastising you not interested in that at all but how come you haven't uploaded in a while how come you haven't uploaded in a while is it just yeah is it just like you just haven't really been like interested in anything going on lately or just like life's been busy a slew of personal reasons mixed with me needing to take a break for a little bit kind of all combining but I am working now and I'm here to get back to uploading that is certainly the things I've been working hard on but here yeah that was not meant to be facetious at all I've been uploading rags I don't care I don't wait why why do you want to use that word yeah I'm just okay well that's alright let's explore this non-haul style exploration here yeah yeah this is not me trying to chastise you do you know what facetious means if I'm using it correctly isn't facetious being like passive aggressive and like intending to be maybe thinking of a different word am I is that incorrect so well if so that's not what facetiousness is so facetious is an adjective it's treating like something that's very serious with deliberate inappropriate humor it's kind of like it's like being flippant right yeah but I would say the vast majority of times people use the word facetious they don't use it correctly they it is one of the most misunderstood words that exist I mean I still think even if I use the word flippant I still think that would be an accurate descriptor for what I mean in terms of my demeanor in the way that I approach the subject I'm not trying I'm not trying to trying to get a real answer yeah yeah that's what I meant like I'm not trying to because you get comments saying Rex why haven't you uploaded and I'm trying to say I'm genuinely asking I'm not yeah you didn't you didn't come across this facetious okay yeah I'm just saying I still think I still think that word maybe it's not 100% but I still think for the most part it fits the bill but I'm sure that one I was like 50-50 on in terms of applicability it's just the people are throwing it out all the time like on Twitter and different conversations and I don't know what happened it's because they think it means sarcastic is it well I so just do people like the word is that what's happening it makes them sound smart and they don't really know how the other person used it really but they think they do and it it's obviously the Mandela effect they went back in time and rewrote history to change the definition of the word you know them NASA the Illuminati aliens I think it's a fact of when people say oh well they're being facetious oh what does that mean and people go you know sarcastic like they kind of use like context clues because you could be facetious and sarcastic you could also be facetious and be just making making inappropriate humor at a serious situation they're not necessarily contradictory but they don't necessarily match up either so maybe that's how it's slight slight pedantry it's not slight it's not what facetious means I mean I'm saying it's close enough it's not words change what wait hang on is it ever appropriate to criticize using any word if words change no I'm saying like that's the thing if people all start using facetious as a synonym to mean like passive aggressive then eventually will come to be included in the definition so at that point what is the point of being a pedant well hold on you have to use that word in a different situation you have to use a different word for this one I think at that point it's just kind of like okay I think we generally get what they're trying to say I mean if everyone started saying oh you know you're like to go to rags argument if everyone said that a game was shit if everyone started saying you're being maniacal in a situation that fits the context of how I'm acting and everyone could generally understand what you meant by using that phrasing even if in like a previous time it didn't necessarily denote that so the point I was making was like when's the line crossed and I just used an example like no one would describe how you're being as maniacal so you should be like what the fuck do you mean the response wouldn't be I mean it could I could be actually like a maniac but I've been 80% they do beautify used to not be a word beautify used to not exist now it's an actual word that means to improve the actual aesthetic quality of something but what do you do until until it is it's spontaneously on the spot in this podcast yeah yep see rags and I wish to push back on the facetious thing because I feel like it's getting out of control but if eventually everyone uses it all the time it's like yes yeah fuck one that we refuse to let go of is literally because you destroy the word if you allow yeah no that's yeah that's that's because that's actually literally the polar opposite of what that word means in the context that people use it whereas facetious is as you would you know to your own admission is 50-50 I would say that's a much less harsh crime it's not what he said he didn't say that what I said you are having a different discussion entirely you have you have abandoned the specificity of language to like some sort of morass of just I didn't mean 50-50 I think I've got a point I didn't mean 50-50 in terms of whether or not I will one at a time everyone's trying to weigh in their thoughts one at a time so I didn't mean 50-50 like I don't know if the word has transformed yet I meant I'm not sure because as rags said you could have a situation that is both describable as sarcastic or facetious hence why the first question was what do you think it means rather than whether or not it's applicable because that's the interesting part I thought you meant 50-50 in the context of it chases kind of using it right like it's more or less it's like it's like half right half wrong that's the thing if you characterized how you were approaching as treating something serious because like earlier like treat a serious issue being people being hurt by a video game and thus doing lawsuits and I'm treating that that's not what I was doing I was just absolutely being sarcastic that that's something that happened it didn't but I could have been doing that in that situation which is why so that distinction I think is important and it's helpful for understanding stuff and if we just allow another word to get invalid by another word it's like oh well by that word sure I think that it's a good thing to keep track of it I like words and I make these mistakes a lot myself so words are great I like the English language is a very colorful one I like when people fucking confuse them plethora of other words yeah it's maniacal structurally consistent it is maniacal you don't think English is structurally consistent I think it actually I mean when you use the word read and read they're spelled exactly the same oh that's not structured tiny little whatever you know what I mean like just little see I don't I literally don't that's why I started off with a disagreement as to what you said if you are a foreigner if you are a foreigner trying to learn English there are a lot of weird little rules and inconsistencies that to you know someone learning from a textbook would not be plain as day that is what I meant yeah but whatever right because word change words do change and even if words change that doesn't mean that the English language will ever be fucking completely they changed 20 minutes later too so like that's the important part you don't want any you fucking the only time you talked up is to be a little shut up I hate you that's not true he laughs he does occasionally laugh his fake laugh I'm brought on here for laughter you're just the laughter he's brought on here because he's facetious he's a maniacal maniacally facetious because he has an inconsistent structure yes exactly but you know that'll change do you guys know any other languages I know oh I know I know all kind Russian Italian Chinese I know French what do you think of Russian in terms of an Englishman learning what were some of the first observations you had about it in comparison that it did not use a typical Latin lettering it uses a Cyrillic alphabet that's always the first obstacle I can I can pronounce Russian words so I can pronounce Cyrillic I don't know how to speak a lot of I barely know any Russian but I would like to learn it conversational Russian I couldn't speak conversational Russian I could pick out a few things I can't really speak it but I can but I could see a Cyrillic word and I could probably get the pronunciation close enough yeah anyone else a little Latin took two years of Latin obviously we know that you speak German because you're fancy he just says random shit in German because he remembers it it doesn't really count flunger flunger there it is half of that shit is not even real J just saying flunger flunger flunger that's not real obviously we've been given the big trick none of you will be surprised I don't know you're in Germany you're watching retard listen here you fucking piece of shit I love you I'm gonna rape you whoa we don't do that anymore not after last time she's I can't even say the word facetios facetios none of you will be surprised to know small amounts of Japanese no but we're having a conversation you fucking rude boy Spanish is really like piss easy to speak in terms of like pronunciation but as a language it's just sort of like the equivalent of like wet bread like it's just everywhere and it's so commonplace that it's so you see it on the back of every single package it's bread every time I see Spanish it's right next to English so I have no desire to learn Spanish seriously it really is I've learned to associate I've learned to associate it with like blandness you go to the bus stop I've learned to associate Spanish with lazy people who don't learn English rags how have you not picked up on that he just said wet bread is really common what does that even mean no I didn't even catch that I was thinking something else wow what an interesting thing to say wet bread isn't common at all it's like wet bread it's everywhere did I actually say wet bread is everywhere it's like wet bread it's everywhere it's like wet bread it's everywhere what is used to denote that something is dull you fucking trolleys I know you're trying to get my goat I know you're pretending to play dumb to get my goat and it works every time if you said it's like wet bread it's everywhere that's hilarious no no no no no no no no no no no okay okay I understand your miscommunication now Spanish is everywhere Spanish is everywhere it's like wet bread it's like wet bread in this sense do you know what wet bread as a turn of phrase means Moriarty you cackling fuck you chuckle fuck do you know what wet bread denotes as a fucking metaphor it's everywhere man yeah Moriarty do you know what wet bread denotes as a metaphor if you're gonna be fucking laser focused on inconsequential shit me it wasn't even me you smaller fucking stupid statement you might have to tell us because I'm looking it up now and I'm having trouble finding a definition you have a trouble finding wet bread as everywhere the top definition seems to be someone who is weak trail wait I was under the impression that wet bread is just something maybe I'm at like the top definition on urban dictionary someone who is weak I'm wrong you trying to call the Spanish people weak and frail I was trying to say it's fucking super milk milk toast and boring I just checked back on stream you said wet bread it's everywhere you totally said that I never said I didn't say wet bread what plan are we on what conversation are we trying to have right now this is just the game of let chase talk for three seconds cut him off incest is fucking retarded because it's funny you said wet bread we've had a whole night of people saying funny shit may I revise my statement please do I just wanna smell one thing did you say the like wet bread that it's everywhere did that happen okay there's something called a period and if I speak quickly that doesn't mean there's no period that doesn't mean that suddenly is a comma that means I talk fast if I say something is like wet bread what I mean in hindsight this is weak and frail what I mean in hindsight is that it is very very common place and therefore becomes less interesting to me because it doesn't you know most foreign languages the note in the sense of exotic the common thing I don't walk around in this wet bread everywhere that's because that wasn't what I said I've explained like fucking seven times now that I said it's everywhere it's everywhere yeah the explanation is it's like wet bread you know it's all over the place not wet bread no not wet bread Spanish Spanish is everywhere Spanish the language from Spain is everywhere in America wet bread is not do you have any further questions about this particular bullet bread I think that you should be for the sake of appropriateness not saying wet bread you should be saying pan mojado what pan mojado check back you asked me a question hang on what's my note Spanish is like piss easy to speak in like a pronunciation and it's the equivalent of like wet bread the second century that you said Spanish people are weak and frail which is fucked up shut up we got a lot of Spanish fans it's milk toast I want them to know milk toast that kind of is like that's wet bread no it's white bread shut the fuck up milk toast would be kind of like wet bread in the sense that milk toast means feeble I always took it to mean from my understanding I always took it to mean just very uninteresting and bland but like for anybody who's confused does anyone have any other questions about that Chase didn't mean to say that wet bread is found everywhere that was a mistake I'm glad we've come to this impasse we've passed this impasse wet bread was just everywhere I'm not of the belief and if people would have let me talk for maybe five extra seconds I want to take this somewhere else Chase how do you think you spell milk toast M-I-L-Q-U-E-T-O-A-S-T what do you think it is where does milk toast come from what is the word what is the etymology why don't you tell me if you had to guess where would that come from it very clearly sounds French it's from a cartoon character is it same of a character it's like a really old cartoon yeah it's the 20's or something like that it's older but I don't know when it's from where is it from as well where is it from I'd have to look it up google his name French cartoon also for clarification if I said the rags is like a gun because he's sturdy, reliable, can shoot bullets and is made of metal and then someone said rags isn't made of metal and clearly I was referring to the other three things that doesn't work you can't do that well that's kind of a ridiculous comparison but sure I'll take that I felt that was apt that's heads by confusion wet bread being everywhere see there's what they do when they're in a very passionate moment where they just are kind of speaking quickly when I say when I say Spanish is like wet bread period full stop right I'm just making sure we're on the same page are we all understanding that's a sentence that has a beginning and end and a period do you agree do you agree with this metal do you understand are you following me on this are you fucking with me right now do you understand the phrase acknowledging right now that the whole wet bread thing was incorrect and I used it wrong do you acknowledge that Spanish is like wet bread period that's a sentence I'm just making sure we're on the same page I'm taking a fucking and now and now Moriarty do you acknowledge that that was a sentence with a beginning and an end and a period I just want to make sure you understand Moriarty I need an answer this is very important you've done this time you've dragged this fucking dead meme out for so long now I need to fucking make sure that was a sentence earlier he said when Spanish he didn't say he had that when that first time and now he's changed it to beginning with Spanish I just want to point that out my contention was began with when right I see what you're doing you're continuing to try to annoy me by poking it further in consequential details you just keep doing it I've done that aptly you may proceed so I said Spanish is like wet bread period and then so given that the subject of the prior sentence was Spanish I'm almost done I'm almost done I'm almost done given that the subject from the prior sentence was Spanish it Spanish the larger subject we're all discussing is everywhere like wet bread do we understand this yes or no do we understand this that was all do we seem to have a lot of burning questions about that entire exchange so I just want to make sure we're all on the same page there that was all I never had a question you're doing do you see how fucking however if I said that Spanish is like wet bread everywhere you wouldn't assume that I meant Spanish when I said it you would assume I meant wet bread then ask me wet bread is everywhere wet bread is everywhere and you go what it's like it's funny it's a fucking mindable meme I'm not going to check to make sure that that's what you said I'm going to assume that you meant the funnier one and I'm just going to fucking talk about it it is what you said regardless of what you said but in the context of greater things I think it's pretty fucking clear that I don't actually think that wet bread is just laying around on the fucking bus or something that's what I was talking about he's being obtuse that m stands for fucking mongoloid I don't even think you agree with me I don't even think you agree with you look I conceded that the wet bread was incorrect I'm not infallible if I said again rags is like guns and then I went guns are everywhere if you said that sentence as its own separate thing yeah that would be an issue but given that the greater context was us discussing language, Russian, Spanish, Japanese I think one may infer from that entire exchange I'm probably still talking about motherfucking Spanish no wet bread is not suddenly the most prevalent detail in the conversation I'm pretty sure that's the part I'm more interested in discussing can't isolate one of those things if I say airplanes are like Oreos they fly through here it doesn't matter what the broader context is right yes but here's the thing I know what the answer is here I know how we can move past this chase I know how we can leave any time we can heal I mean like words change words change fuck off I'll give you that one between multiple retellings of what the sentence was just ask me next time I'll easily repeat and clarify wet bread is everywhere wet bread wet bread is not everywhere that's no what happened chase I said I started live big and I was like everywhere question mark I feel like you're poisoning the well what's going on here chase that was my genuine recollection of what happened this is a shitty fucking Christmas stream I'm fucking negative I'm gonna be honest with you I think people will love this I think if you forget that who said that that's because I wanted to get back to the subject we were talking about because it was something I actually found interesting and you guys kept what I was saying was the most incomprehensible thing ever chase buddy here's the thing the day after after this podcast goes up you're gonna be right though wet bread will be everywhere oh my god that's fair Spanish is extremely fucking commonplace in America to the point where it's just you go to a store you call a hotline it's like they're like oh thanks for calling us far ago for Spanish press 2 except they obviously say it in Spanish so the fact that it's so like overexposed and you fucking hear it and see it like everywhere you go it kind of removes the sort of like romanticism about it where you're just like oh yeah it's everywhere whatever and so like when I was in college I took French 1 and 2 just because it seems so much more interesting and exotic and I gotta say French kind of sucks because every single verb has like an irregular conjugation so you have to remember the distinct way the distinct six different ways to say any verb in French like most of them are not consistent with their conjugations would you say that French is very facetious you know what I would say I'll be honest with you I found the wet bread conversation more fun than the discussion on Spanish I'll be honest with you that's my honest opinion I guess they just don't care about Spanish but I if a language seems exotic in a way and it's less common it does tend to be interesting especially if it does not use typical English letters sure like Cyrillic characters of you know Korean or Chinese or Japanese yeah like Korean I think is interesting too because I was told by someone that the alphabet is written in a way that like mimics the shape of your tongue that you have to put it in to like pronounce that word or some shit it seems really abstract for me I think Korean one of the aspects of it is that it was kind of designed to be very easy to learn so that the regular Tom Dick and Harry could learn how to read it and write it should be a favor more Chinese would you tell me what the super chat was that brought us here I was thinking the same thing I wanted that too because it wasn't super chat I'm just going on stream of consciousness here whoever it was it would be amazing can we talk about wet bread I wouldn't be surprised if there are wet bread guys if I see a piece of wet bread on the floor at any point in my life I'm gonna fucking die I gotta say initially that like my emotional fucking range for that whole thing went from like amuse to just straight up fucking annoyed back to amused so it's like it was quite a roller coaster what a ride what a ride I think we've all grown a little bit since we discussed wet bread wet bread's omnipresence has really forced us all to mature in ways we didn't know holy shit that's a no surprise at all what did you drink I was just just a water right now actually top class 6 in the morning maybe to Germans it's water oh yeah it was the one about being an open republican on movie Bob's Martian colony that's what got us here that's what brought us here obviously holy shit thank you movie Bob that was Zach Gilbert congratulations is this an abby tutorial so where would that have come from because you kill a bunch of people like how half of these are like I don't remember what this was next to well I mean they're talking about little hope but I don't get how that would be an abby tutorial I know you're just like I don't remember the context for this I mean that doesn't happen but I hope they know that when they send them maybe you just said intro or so maybe yeah spooky ghosts are hurting me hey hi the asian guy was at the start he asked what the driver he asked the driver what happened I think maybe we got confused on the asian guy this just says Chris it's good that they're here Chris we're talking Wesker Wesker's fucking great complete global centeration I can't believe that's how he died what a what a fucking lame which part it's not in the game you'll find out I'm looking forward to that I'm doing you a service by denying you an answer now so that you get the full context later it'll be worth it it'll be way fun I can't believe he died from a fucking fruit president wesker that's how he went out there's gonna be e-fappers who will remember saying this and it won't be until like a year later that they'll finally know what we're talking about oh god you're right you know what I'm actually okay with this I really hope that somebody does put it all together and go I was there I'm watching cool I know you'll remember it's motion wesker in there wait a minute I might have we've done the little hope ones the reason why there are resident evil ones is because they're for the resident evil play through part two rags that's what we're on now oh my god wonderful that's the whole Chris thing yeah and there's not a huge amount of these ones so if we nail that and then we wrap up I think that'll be perfection you know how long do you think it's still that's gonna take well like one super chat could be an hour 10 super chats could be 5 minutes we won't go into another 10 that kind of depends on chase is lexicon yes or mine silence and chase I think that's acceptance right there I mean you said like oh don't talk if you want us to just move past it well he said based on your lexicon I didn't say don't talk you can say hello do you know what lexicon is I think so alright it's like an average right it's a type of vegetable yeah lexicon it's like a codex it's like a tome of knowledge form of normal can someone mean lord the rings ghosts with biden one what that's a fucking message whoever think whoever understood that go ahead and do it whatever the fuck it's not supposed to be fuck off ghosts there we go reasonable forum pc has a very annoying bug for one specific qte you have to set the fps limit to 30 instead of 60 to be able to complete it hi hello that sounds really gay is that true hi rags and longman hope you are doing well and that your families are also doing well they are as I am doing well as well you doing well rags I am doing very well he's having a tight fucking debate with me about my avatar in the chat let's talk about it let's discuss it chaseface posted in our chat here I knew avatar will be superior when it's done and it's in sketch form right now so I just asked how is that better how is that better how is that better how is that worse I never implied or said that it was worse because I don't think it's worse I'm generally curious why he thinks that's better so the reason why it's better because the person that made my avatar I think her name is like Liz Beans or something like that she did a really good job on it and there were a few things that I wanted to change but then she just like completely fucking vanished off twitter and off the face of the earth so if I wanted like a redraft or like a revision obviously it's not an option but then on top of that I kind of got sick of my avatar like my thing on youtube and all my channel assets and stuff being like me with a vest it just started to look like really dweeby to me after a while so I was just like I'm not you do wear it no I don't you do you do it I'm not saying you do I'm just saying you seem like a vest wearer you seem like someone who wears crocs with socks I acknowledge that that's your perception and I'm telling you that as a regarding observable reality that is incorrect but you do wear you still have the perception of something without doing it no I acknowledge that that's the perception you have I'm saying the reality of me actually being a vest wearer like the confirmation I believe you when you say you don't you do wear socks with no god yeah no rags you're right that would be really unfair for anyone to date you if this is how like every fucking disagreement would go it's just like this is uniquely you know us I don't believe you but here's the thing I'm not trying to date I'm not trying to get a date this is for the walls in a podcast no I'm saying you are inherently someone who is very very detail oriented nothing wrong with that but in a relationship that would make for an extremely draining like day to day do you not even know the ad hump I don't think you could just say you know in a fucking that I act in my videos and in my streams and to my friends like behind closed doors I think that's just something I wouldn't do in my day to day interactions with the closest person to me romantically I don't think that's accurate or fair can back me up if I say that this is a fairly unique thing that we do also you said the all women a detail oriented chase yeah that's true you just said that because rags is detail oriented he wouldn't have luck dating yeah so you would but it is constantly I'm right but heads with every single woman yeah most women yeah damn all right I really butted heads with anyone in a relationship I mean I was kind of being I actually get along that stellarly with everyone I'm a very charismatic individual especially no I agree I agree I just meant in terms of like little tit for tat disagreements over inconsequential oh I'm trying to point score I will admit as well like rags is definitely not trying to date you I will say I so I think his motivation might be a I'm also not I'm also not like a like a white girl I don't fuck dogs white girls a dog 99% chance it's a white woman yeah yeah no it's true it's weird I don't know I don't know women have good taste yeah yeah I really talking about we would talk about my avatar my avatar so I thoroughly maintain that if I just show an avatar and I'm excited how it's coming it's a 2d it looks it's just in sketch form looks really good and already says does it change which I didn't know what that meant so I can ignore that useless comment and then and then rags commented how is that better question mark how is that better collection is yours yeah no I'm I agree I'm saying that's how it reads no you really especially especially given given given given the tone of like I say one thing and then you know people are like well not necessarily I don't know about that are you sure that's correct asked you or anyone else are completely earnest yes I mean I know that now yeah but give given the trend of the little kind of tit for tat like poking and prodding playfulness I would understand is not not meant to be and given my trend what I said is supportive on my past behavior very well yeah I'm just saying when you when I think if most people not even just rags but if most people were to type how is that better question mark like if I'm not even giving a super sassy how is that better if it was just how is that better you could have you could have been like what what what improvements was just like supposed to add that would have made me been like oh well let me tell you but couldn't you still how is that better how is that better sort of implies like that it's that you do think it's worse than my current avatar or that it's like on par like the same you you think that your current avatar is worse than this one yes yeah so there we go there were just let's see no the issue I was just saying like by the way the reason my regs isn't responding because it was like someone said hi rags and I just heard like and I just said oh yeah he's responding to my thing well I can hit enter I was detailing the point and yeah I think what what rags are saying is you chose to interpret it as like really critical on the new avatar rather than complimentary to the old one yeah it's because that's not how it read to me curious why he thought it was better because I mean I already outlined that so it doesn't move we can move past this I didn't mean for this to be a whole I don't want the entire fucking stream to just be chase defends himself in regards to miscommunications I think it's really you can probably discuss what do you mean by that I mean like you see almost got me there gap that will not become like what bread I promise here yeah well you don't like to maternal wow you got me don't you like each shit, doom sausage man doom sausages so good right now and I've beaten the first in doom 2016 like four or five times mm-hmm I didn't really care for doom 2016 that much it was it was like fine but I think it's you know every new game that comes out when people hype it up to high hell that's just like I was just gonna be fucking amazing and then I play it and I'm like yeah I mean it's good but not like extremely impressive it's a shooter yeah cool setting yeah I did not know that there is apparently a QTE you can't complete in Resident Evil 4 without boosting well lowering to 30 FPS I didn't know that which one is that they didn't specify they just said that you have to it basically wants you to double your input on 60 is what the qualification is I've had no issue with playing Resident Evil 4 on PC yeah I mean I can't think of any QTE that I ever failed on the base game because I have night so I think I've beaten it but um yeah I would be curious now if they said that a particular QTE or some QTEs were more difficult on 60 I can believe it because of the transfer from the old game to the new and the new but I could believe that but impossible I don't know about that yeah it seems like a mild exaggeration I feel like yeah like I was saying I've never had an issue where it's like there's one QTE on the original 30 FPS game where it's just like sorry are we talking about when you're playing it on PC at 30 FPS so if you played on 60 you can't do it apparently you have to lower to 30 first yeah no I would I would contest that because on 30 on 60 FPS I've never had any issues with them passing like all the QTs I would be curious if uh some of them are more difficult but impossible I have not believed about some uh some more evidence I'm very skeptical of that claim bring in captain Frodo also known as Mandalore he's one of the first to say that the Clone Wars suck uh where where he knows a lot about it also Raihags oh Raih hey we're we're welcoming all peoples people who enjoy the Mandalorian and people who don't and people who enjoy the Clone Wars people who don't you know it's fine people are welcome and yeah maybe we'll have that guy on sometime what do you think of Resident Evil 4, 5 and 6 oh my the movies are great 5 is horrible like a bad movie in a way I've never I've not played 6 I gave up on sex I didn't like it it's fucking bad 6 is it's uh I'm actually kind of curious or not re6 would be bad today after yes problems you know yes it is it is inherently just the I mean you know they gave you a stamina bar it's like running uh doing a melee attack you get winded you have to you have to keel over and like you know put your hands on your knees and go just just for doing basic shit like moving quickly just like the evil within why I hate that game it's just like Resident Evil 4 Resident Evil 5 he's fucking running you're running you can run I've been thinking trying to remember the name of the game for like two weeks now the evil within it's so bad this is why you guys need to be together second one it's alright I enjoyed the second one yeah the second one was great I don't know it's great but it's pretty good I mean compared to the first game I played all the way through the first one I only remember bad experiences it's just every single thing in that game is a fucking death trap and I get that's probably like intentional design choice but if I'm fighting an enemy and there's no like Laura the fucking the screaming girl with long black hair the extremely cliched like Japanese horror imagery uh she has a move where she just like kind of moves her hand quickly and it's a fucking one hit kill that locks you into a cut scene and just like no matter how much health you have it will kill you and there's a billion different things like that in that game where just every single fucking thing you're walking through like a kitchen and there's like buzz saw traps on the ground that are moving around on fucking Roombas and then it just saws just a bunch of blades drop from the ceiling no indication where the right path is to go it just fucking it just snags you and you get pulled up into the into the ceiling and you die and it's just I don't mind dying especially considering the cut scenes let's see if um obviously checkpoints are so nearby huh yeah it happens yeah it's just wasn't uh wasn't that fun and then the second game came out and I just felt like it was a little more fully realized it felt like there was more that I cared about in the story the first game is just warping around so you don't get a no no I swear I saw this like two hours ago man so this is a Metroidvania game you essentially like revisit areas to be able to unlock new explaining Metroidvania Moriarty doesn't know a lot about video games he's not it's not so much Metroidvania was they wouldn't quite know what that meant specifically I wasn't trying to be I wasn't trying to be a mean spirit I just thought I thought you were like jokingly being passive aggressive like you see this is a video game Moriarty I thought you were just like also I did I did go on to explain what Metroidvania is after it so he would have been helped out whether he knew it or not but I happen to know that he knows a shit ton about video games I think I'm gonna gonna peace out now I'm really fucking tired it's almost 7 a.m you're gonna war out you always say peace out what's the deal I'm sorry you were fucking waiting on me for so long metal I'm sorry but my whole sleep schedule was the antithetical to yours I mean we did watch those movies so it's all good we did watch we did wait a little bit though so but it's all good fuck you shit you ruined his whole night look at that poor sound I was crying he's always doing that yeah when is this one coming out this is like Christmas day it's gonna be a really weird stream for people to have on Christmas day yeah it really is I'll probably be around on the evening so if anyone wants to hang out you can probably find me on the twatch if you have nothing to do link in the description I'll be around too I'm not going anywhere because I'm only busy during the day I'm just gonna be home in the evenings so yeah yeah it's fun talking to you man I love you sure that's gay sure stop it no not my nuts it was fun it was a long day I'm almost up to the floor actually get some sleep for your heart's sake yeah yeah that's what I'll do I'll catch you all later good bye metal goodbye that was an exit you gotta give them the best one when you're the best on the panel guest wise you know mel needs that licking Moriarty I do think it's really funny the heat of the you know how you can get annoyed not you specifically but people can get really heated or argumentative and they kind of get one track minded or tunnel vision so to speak sure the entire time that you would only speak up to like giggle or like continue to quote the fucking words change thing I would just look over and I would just see your fucking gingerbread icon light up with a green glow and I just remember now at the moment like when I saw you talk I would just look at this fucking ginger and I just felt like genuine fucking rage at a gingerbread icon I was like this mother fucker I was getting so irritated we call that having a far quad moment far quad like from the shrek movies yeah just when you have okay yeah they named him from fuckwad is that the joke I didn't know that yeah because he was the gingerbread man he was angry at the no I knew I knew that part I just I didn't know he was named after fuckwad it took me a second to make the connection with the gingerbread man hmm I didn't see the shrek movies in quite some time I'm sure far quad is a perfectly normal natural nice name as well didn't want to take that away from anyone out there called far quad is there anyone out there just have like a they went out there have a last name that's literally just like the n words like just a racial slur and they're just like proud of it like this is my family this is my heritage fix out there yeah definitely interesting I might I think I have this right but you know them you know the pejorative for Asians G. O. O. K. you know what do you mean G. O. K. you know G. O. K. it's like it's like the N word for Asian people apparently yeah G. O. K. apparently it comes from when like when American soldiers were driving their tanks through like the streets of Vietnam the children would follow after them and say me G. O. K. which means like the person from the land of freedom or like whatever you know person from America and so then they just retarded and they're like G. O. K. and that just that was like the story it's just like oh we're just going to turn that around on him and use it how do you think Pokemon got their names yeah that's a good point yeah they were just saying their names that's so weird to think about and you know find a new one and then you know that you just say like butt blaster and you're like well well I guess that's his name it's kind of right there you know the you know the I prefer G. O. K. actually comes from Yiddish the circle you know about that one no I did not I was about I was about to say if that was the case then how come Helen Keller's name wasn't yeah God she's not a welcome boss do silly voices enough I said I was saying I don't think I get to hear you do silly voices enough you always use just your normal voice and then when you do do a voice it's somewhat jarring I think that's part of it actually it's very clever on right if the less he uses it the more of a punch it can have when he brings it out right yeah no that's valid I was just like I can't touch it to it hmm why do you want to cover Plinkit in EFAP one six six and this this person really wants us to cover a Plinkit specifically in one six six I don't know what that's about do not know so like six six being older sixty six cover Plinkit meaning cover one of Plinkit's Prinkle videos that's a weird Prinkles he's trying to be the type who would who Plinkit yeah who likes Pringles hmm I can't if they've never mentioned them but I could yeah I could see it what are Plinkils though I want to share with you guys I was talking to I introduced Mahler to my girlfriend Kyla also I'm just going to call her Kyla from now on because whenever I say my girlfriend it sounds like I'm fucking by the way guys I'm not single but we were talking last night both ways it still sounds that way but only because he gets I mean I just never acknowledge the fact that the reason why you're saying her name I don't it's I feel like that was a strategic error but you can't change it I mean I guess the way that I view if I'm just like if I if I come up to you guys and I'm like who's Colin you guys gonna be like who's Colin your friend yeah he's your friend how is he relevant to this conversation like why are we able to know who Colin is wait for the next sentence like if you said my friend Colin we wouldn't stop you and say wait who the fuck is Colin we'll know you would scream you'd just be like no we wouldn't we'd wait for you to say the next sentence I mean if I didn't say if I didn't say I'm just remembering it's more to you it's really not that fucking hilarious it's really not extremely funny hearing him say who the fuck is Colin out of context is pretty funny I don't know he's really angry did I say did I say my friend Colin or did I just say Colin I'm genuine you said my friend Colin then we said when you said we'd ask who Colin is sorry sorry sorry what I meant was if I just said Colin said this did you mean to say something and said something appropriate I'm so fucking lost that's alright go back to your friend Colin if I said if Colin would think of this he'd be like get to the good part man come on talk about me it's hilarious okay but yeah so the reason what I was talking about was before I was on a smutcast and I was talking to them about like my girlfriend and everything cause she's like a really close friend and we chat all the time and she's like one of my closest friends so she always naturally comes up and conversation oh I was having this conversation with my girlfriend and people in chat start kind of poking and being like oh god chase me get it you have a girlfriend stop flexing and then that kind of made me be a little bit introspective and I'm like oh maybe people do think that's like maybe trying to flex and say oh by the way I have a girlfriend but in reality it's just someone that I talk to you all the time and I always have some anecdote about her so I was just saying oh yeah if I say Kyla maybe people won't understand who that is like oh I was talking to Kyla and so I figured I'll just let you know now that my girlfriend's name is Kyla so if that ever comes up that's who that is but I was talking to Mahler the other night and it was I forget what it was but he was giving some example of someone like a friend of his and he's like oh and I go to my friend Rumpel and it just that's immediately what I fucking thought of with the, see the joke wasn't even fucking worth it after all that great argument I liked it very funny yeah it all derailed because it's just the perfect way you did it if I said my friend Colin you guys would be like who the fuck is Colin I was like oh no but he's your friend I misspoke Chase it's funny obviously you have friend Colin Colin did you I don't actually have a friend in Colin there's no need to lie to us then was there jeez you have friends right I have what like you did surely you could have yeah but he hasn't unnamed Colin that's the clarification so we're all good unnamed Colin I think you could call a friend who you've not learned the name of an unnamed Colin if Colin colloquially is understood to be friend that makes him sound so much more cool unnamed Colin a friend you don't know the name of he's an unnamed Colin and if he says his name is Josh you're like no no that's not I don't think so Colin you decided this they only get named Colin once they have revealed their actual name until then they're unnamed Colin oh my god so anyway rags you massive dog how dare you obey me when I tell you to play Max Payne 2 and compare to Max Payne 4 I'll have you know Halo 3 is a good game on its own Max Payne 4 that's what it says I didn't know there was a Max Payne 4 are you should is that what he said to Max Payne 4 is he talking about 3 I guess so I've never played Max Payne 2 and I don't have any interest in playing it the first two are pretty like whatever anyone who's played the first Max Payne will remember like the fucking segments with the crying baby and like the bloody lines you have to walk over and just it's like a needle thin that's awful it's just like a fucking labyrinthine where it's like his fucking baby got killed or whatever and it's very sad in everything but there's just like there's just a part where he's having like a nightmare and he's walking through this endless black void there's just a trail of blood he has to walk over and it's a really thin trail if you fall over you have to restart from the very beginning I remember watching my brother play and I was like this looks miserable might be a fucking Banjo-Kazooie when you don't have safe states that ending quiz oh yeah that was punishing you can't actually fall off of that can do I don't think you can no but um you can lose all of your progress if you end up dying yeah so you know you don't get that many lives and it's a lot of it's based on like did you pay all of the attention in the game it's kind of a mean little ending cause it's like you better fucking pay attention talk to every NPC you can you're like I don't want it the tooth fairy and shit I mean yeah that's I remember when I was a kid I had one of those uh it was like a Nintendo power or something but they had like a handy fucking forget the name of her like fairy godmother tooth fairy whatever sister the one who's just like oh this is her favorite flavor this is her favorite bam she shops at this store they had like a thing in the magazine where you would like fill it out and you would take note of which one it was which I guess you could only use for one playthrough but uh I guess if you didn't know to remember all of those details you're like it's kind of weird that it's giving me trivia about this gross shit that she does but whatever oh you didn't know about that um also I'm pretty sure right you don't consider Halo 3 to be bad when on its own do you what am I what's that from no I I think it's I mean it's good it holds up really well today there's playing it the other day in fact it's Savo Highway but I mean it was good then it still holds up really well it's a fun game um I think it's really mechanically solid right what do you think of the Mossberg 590 I have no thoughts on it I don't know is that the shotgun yes um I think so yeah a roll because the only other one I know is the Mossberg 12 gauge um from that's from Angel actually so is Mossberg like typically shotguns or is it yeah I think Mossberg makes shotguns um but a Mossberg 12 gauge 12 gauge is the size of the shell yeah there's 12 gauge 20 gauge et cetera so there are many Mossberg 12 gauges in fact most of them probably are yeah but is it the Mossberg 500 is probably the model that you're thinking of yeah it's a pump action shotgun series it's really popular I mean it's all over the place it's like the shotgun people think of is that sort of like is that to say that Smith and Wesson primarily deals with like 357 revolvers I think they make pistols is their thing I think they're just pistols yeah they probably make AR-15s and stuff like that but I think they're most known for their handguns my mass is you must play Doki Doki Literature Club it's objectively the only anime content worth playing slash watching I feel like Chase is not going to be in a group I don't have that I mean it's just it's so bog standard it's a visual novel where it's like it does kind of weird like creepypasta jump scares at you it's fine it's good for like one playthrough but even as someone that likes anime I feel like that's such a weird recommendation to make to a bunch of like Star Wars fanatics like is if it was like this amazingly like subversive piece of interactive media that like it's never been done before I'd be like yeah totally but it's literally just oh we you know change some files in this folder that we made that's on your desktop oh my god didn't expect that it's so creepy wow it's interesting the music's like okay but yeah it's not I don't really I don't think it's like a burning recommendation or anything I have played it I also don't think it's a hugely I wouldn't recommend it necessarily it's yeah try if you're interested in that kind of a thing I think it subverts the visual novel genre pretty well it's it's a video that I included in my my video about meta video games you know games that the point is to destroy the game and I think it fits into that pretty well but I don't know that I'd be like oh man you have to play it it's so good yeah it's fine yeah exactly it's it's totally it's fine if you wanted to waste a few hours you know sure and it's free so there's no reason not to yeah yeah it's one of those things where they like kind of pat it out in the beginning with a bunch of like uh you know this is the fucking literature club and obviously doki doki is like the sound meant to refer to like a pounding heartbeat there's nothing obvious about that well I mean like if you sure whatever so it's it's um it's it's meant to yeah because like we would say love dub whatever that's more on mana pain necker whatever love dub just to sound like a hot cutting out for me on apia I didn't hear you yeah yeah yeah like sort of like on on apia necker whatever this the state of something being that you mentioned I didn't hear it uh so I was saying like we we might use the phrase like love dub but in Japanese they say doki doki which I I agree I don't think that sounds like a heartbeat I think they have a lot of really weird your queen they have a lot of weird like descriptions for sounds that I don't think at it at all but it's sort of like uh apia for a heartbeat should be but bump I don't know it's not that interesting yeah I think that's the best three hmm yeah yeah oh no absolutely but it's like uh it took a fucking Spanish class and uh you're getting to the section about animals and in Spain they think the dogs go wow wow like with a G and they think that they think the birds go ki ki ki instead of like us doing chirp chirp and you know bow wow or wolf interesting little cultural difference I have a french bulldog he does kind of go wow wow I believe that um it ends with also high rags and molla hello hey you know I am I am offended nobody says I am I don't know that you are on this one I wasn't on it I'm so fucking sorry that he might be on it I wasn't on that one at all but nobody ever says it just in case M is there they will they will accept from now on include him every time now I would just like you know one time to not be on there and for somebody to be like hey M and you know then I get to be like oh they thought of me when I wasn't even there but no no that doesn't happen that's not my life that's gay at all slightly gay nope not even nobody thinks about me like this trying to encourage that from now on please say hello to M whether or not M is here yeah it's only polite come on guys honestly it's fucked up that I have to ask but you know whatever I guess that's the Wilbur and I react to the environment around me I just love the fucking resignations I guess it's where we live it's okay I know that the lonely dude for you and not for me hey Ragsmola what was your college life like damn nothing for M again nothing again again even after we just had this conversation super chat you just don't learn fucking assholes hmm yeah hmm I really enjoyed it I didn't get much out of college itself in terms of like academics because I went to a good high school um I only did the one year at college I just didn't know what I wanted to do after that so I didn't go back I didn't want to save money for no reason yeah but I really really broke out of my shell I met I met a lot of new people I really became a lot more outgoing and ready to try new things and become a lot more social um uh I just really enjoyed it uh I just wish it didn't cost me so much money why didn't it cost me that much money um great I lost my virginity in college I was there's a lot of a lot of fun parties and stuff you go to really that you really got that real world kind of um experience first time going out going to stores and shopping and just meeting new people and expanding your circle of you know acquaintance your your your your social circles essentially but in that sense I'm very glad that I went I think it helped me immensely from a yeah from a social point of view that I have used very um used to lead my life but academically it was worthless in a waste of my time I mean it's weird I echo a lot of what you just said is there any other interesting things just more specific details like I did it for two years I shouldn't really have it was only as a result of me not knowing what the fuck I was supposed to do um yeah wonderful bonus debt on top the teachers were fucking terrible and it was really awkward because there were seven people in my class who were excellent at artwork way superior to the teachers and they would clash with the teachers on uh how to achieve certain standards with certain crafts and it was fascinating to witness honestly and it probably informed a little about how I approach art I mean you get a lot of authoritarian people in academia too fuck them even though Moriarty Moriarty well I would like to ask Moriarty oh sorry I thought you were going to lead into like that's the question too I was yeah it just I heard you like mumbling something and I was like oh shit that I cut you off Moriarty I would like to know desperately what was your college experience like how did it impact and shape you desperate like a Canadian I don't really talk about it a whole lot I went to went to college when I was very young I was uh well under the age of 18 and um I went to medical school and oh really I didn't know that and I spent a lot of time in college and I hate academia because of it yes they're all horrible people who are lying to you I'm charging like $300 for a textbook yeah don't forget the charging yeah they have monetized the shit out of not knowing what they're talking about college is just one big scam to pay the football coach I mean it's just you know think about it right every time I'm driving on the highway and there's like a toll I'm like who the fuck are you that you decided to slap this automated fucking fee just for using this road and you know that like most of it doesn't go back to like actually renovating the fucking highway like god forbid you never see them like renovating much of anything so it's just imagine how how advantageous it must have been back in the day to be like so I'm gonna make a system where in order to like learn things and be smart and be taught things you have to pay like fucking $40,000 and also the textbooks are $200 like the fucking tomes of knowledge are $200 $300 each and if you don't keep up and attend then everything we can just kick you up but we'll still keep your money and we'll still like charge you with the debt and also the debt is completely like it sticks with you for the rest of your life it's just like yeah it's not the concept of a lot of these things that bugs me it's the amounts that it's gotten to I don't expect education to be free it can't be and it shouldn't be sure yeah yeah it's just the nickel and diming you know dollars it's a book just fucking print it a billion times yeah and if you just give me a copy yeah like I expect paid education to be of a really high caliber like right yeah but I did my money hmm the cheap high school I went to the cheap four year all boys Catholic high school I went to the shit ton and the way more than the more expensive college that I went to for a year after that I learned nothing and I think the teachers were half brain dead it was but yeah my I think that when it comes to my college experience I mean I I tinkered with the idea of being by did that once and I was like no I got like really into weed like just fucking stupid amounts of marijuana like for four fucking years straight I still graduated with like decent GPA and everything too ended up wanting to be like a voice actor because you know it's like oh everyone's like voice actor voice and then so I went there like a retard being like I'm gonna major in voice acting everyone's like that's not a thing and then they're like well the closest thing to that is mass communications then I was like okay but everyone there was like this huge radio head they're like fucking radio was great satellite radio was bad but in reality they were just saying that because it was like threatening the livelihood of their careers so they knew like their days were if you were interested in mass communications you'd go to a seminary seminary noise anyway stupid I still don't mass mass mass like like the religious mass yes mass seminary school for peace it ties with seminary you know very good I think it was good I think so too and I went to a yeah I ended up being like mass mass mass comms is kind of boring and really if you go on and you do radio they want you to be able to pronounce a bunch of like difficult foreign names for sports teams and know that like how to properly pronounce like every fucking city in the entire planet and you know act like you give a shit about all this super bland generic like oh fucking prime minister past the bill and just like narrate all that or whatever or just be like this next track coming I just I was just like radio seems like really dumb and just I don't care about any of it and then I went to I wanted to be like a clinical psychologist and then it turned out that clinical psychologist need like a fucking straight 4.0 across the board and you need like you just need like absolutely perfect marks and a ton of letters of recommendations from like the best professors and I was like because clinical psychology is like working with the craziest of the crazy where it's like you're working just with the most unstable people would like fucking nine different personalities in one body and I was like that sounds awesome fucking that sounds really interesting and challenging and you know like beneficial the society that's like super gate kept behind just like ridiculously what do you say like an astronaut I don't fall it's like an astronaut all the things that you described the attributes of that like an astronaut yeah I suppose so but like for me more I was really into the idea of like rehabilitation and everything and so it was really interesting to me like the idea of just because I mean part of that part of that I think came from like my own trauma as a child and how it kind of fucked me up growing up too because I have like a lot I'm not like gonna delve into anything like that but just definitely like a lot of fucking like turmoil in my childhood and everything and so like it was very appealing to me to imagine oh I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna go and I'm gonna help all these people who have issues and then I after a while I was that wasn't really viable so I was like okay I guess I'll do IO psychology which is industrial organizational psychology which is just like you know people to make those personality like inventory quizzes like the big five and Machiavellianism and shit like that I was like this seems you know whatever this is pretty much the only like remaining bastion for me to like get a job in this field and then it turns out you're supposed to go get your masters which is like another fucking two to four years of college and you have to go get like an unpaid internship and I called around a bunch of places and no one would accept me so I was just like I guess I'm just doing YouTube this whole thing is a fucking wash but yeah a lot of weed a lot of uh sex with attractive girls that probably had a lot of issues and that's why they had sex with me it's a strange thing to say I have a question honest and it's a totally honest question IO has to do with Machiavellianism um well no like Machiavellianism is a personality trait or it's like you know it's kind of sort of like the what is it the dark triad the personality traits are basically the sort of cynicism and like opportunism and narcissism yeah exactly all that shit so it's like in order to test for Machiavellianism you need to be able to come up with like an inventory um like a personality inventory which is those questions where it's like on a scale of one to five or like you know uh strongly agree strongly disagree or neutral you need to answer these questions and basically what they are it's like four or five different rephrasings of the same question so it's like I uh I think that violence is never the answer would be contradicted by if someone were in my house and I had to defend myself I would you know I think that violence is justified or like whatever that's just kind of a random example probably not perfect uh so they would just like come up with two different examples or five different examples of like the same thing phrased multiple different times to try to catch you like knowingly lying about that sort of stuff uh so that way they can get to like the the true sort of heart of the matter um and so IO psychologists industrial organizational psychologists basically exist to uh use training like curriculum and like personality inventories or like you know proficiency inventories to say oh yeah here's how we can test to see if you're gonna be the right person for the job or the right personality fit for this position and if if that exists then you you distribute it and have people take it and if it doesn't then you come up with a methodology to make one and I was just like this is fucking boring but it was like the thing I thought I had to do because I was like I'm already fucking five years into this degree so college sucks ass holy shit can I just say it's not always an anime though right like we should probably say that yeah it's not like I'm glad I went it just happened to be really good for me in a way that I didn't imagine it would be yeah I thought I would learn things and get knowledge that I could use and apply for something but instead it was a bunch of non-college specific things that turned out to really help me I think you could get all the same things by having a roommate who goes to college I do not disagree probably I don't think you need to go I'm a massive anti-academic at this point simply because I've been around academia for so much that I realized they're all frauds what did you yeah you're not wrong though what did you go to medical school for specifically if you don't want me to so drugs yeah same thing you went for but like the other side can you break that down for me a little bit more what does that entail exactly how drugs interact with you and how drugs are created and what they do how they how they interact with the body and things like that the therapeutic index and pharmacokinetics and pharmacodynamics and all the garbage random shit about how a drug works you know for for example a random ass thing that interacts with people or rather that the people find interacts with their system all the time like grapefruit juice if you take grapefruit juice and a drug it interacts with all of the same receptors yeah we get that a lot I work at a food pantry every week and when we pass out grapefruit a lot of people say I can't drink it because I'm on such and such medication and that interacts with a lot of drugs it's one of the big pillars of the thing that kind of stuff how it works and what interacts with the drug and what the drug interacts with it actually reminds me a brief interjection but I was like looking up I don't remember how I was goofing but the girlfriend was never going to get stoned and I was like I heard that mango was good for it and it turns out that if you something about the composition of mangoes probably the mango flesh if you do that it makes more synapses like available to be bound like the cannabinoid whatever I don't really know the terminology anyone out there anyone out there who's an avid pothead get into mangoes apparently within 30 minutes prior to the smoke session apparently makes it better but yeah that's good so it's kind of more of like the biological sector of it there's a couple of different sides to it you can look at it from how it interacts with the body to literally how the drug itself works you can look at it from how the drug you know it's therapeutic abilities so how it affects the person to literally it binds with this receptor and this and that there's a lot of different potentials for what you want to do there I don't know man I mean the other thing I was going to ask and then we can like move on is our comprehension our database of like you know drug interact like pharmaceutical interactions and like our understanding of like all the different chemical terms and concepts and glossaries and whatever is it all so is it pretty like digestible in the sense that you can just know off the top of your head like most of the the major ones or is it just sort of a formality of just doing a quick like fucking spreadsheet search to go oh yeah this and this does that I'm sorry can you explain your question differently because I'm not sure I understand it so like I just just kind of assume that anyone that goes into any sort of medical field is just like omega big brain because there's you know it's quite quite sophisticated quite complex so I was just asking from your experience in sort of learning this stuff is it is it kind of simplistic and like the you know oh yeah it's it's mostly just these big ones that you have to know or is it like is there a lot and you're like I only know some of these I'm never going to hope for them the rest of them or is it just like oh I'm just going to do a fucking quick like control F through this fucking excel spreadsheet and that'll give me any answer I need is that still too broad so when we're talking about pharmacology we're saying that we want to understand the drug you can take a single sheet and you can look at the sheet you can say okay so here's the bioavailability here's how this is going to be excreted through your hepatic system whatever right and you'll look at that and you'll go okay I understand this but it's not so much understanding the word of what is a therapeutic index it's understanding all of the various things that tie into that so yeah sure it's not super complicated but it takes time and and you do have to know to vote some time to that okay that being said sure I think anybody could learn it you can learn the pretty base basically yeah yeah get tired this is getting deep thinking um I don't know man I wasn't prepared to talk about pharmacokinetics tonight yeah I know sorry I didn't mean to put you on the spot or anything every time I like it's not every day that it's like I just know people that went to medical school so I'm always like oh what's that like I was really interested in pandemics and epidemiology actually so fitting that the irony you know that sound couldn't save us couldn't save us what the fuck asshole koto3 by larion would be amazing but I'd hate to subject to larion I don't know to working with disney so larion like a new game they made divinity original sin one and two in the new balder's gate yep I don't know that I would want a coder from them though I would want a warhammer game from them oh that'd be cool wouldn't it yeah yeah that was a great kind of system that supports melee and ranged and different technologies and abilities and classes really well so I think that would work really well I would be very interested to play a warhammer 40k game that was made by larion yeah because you know one of the neatest things that they do is a lot of their mechanics are very systemic so you can you know click or you can lock pick a door or you can break it down or you can set it on fire you can break this barrel and the oil will run down and set that on fire like there's a lot of neat stuff there that if you took that into a warhammer universe could be very cool let's do it yeah give the people what they want larion more a co-tour 3 hmm I don't know if I would ever want that because like how could you do it where it would matter anymore it just wouldn't be like a fucking blatant cash grab you mean you might rely on that IP one day though I could see them doing it being like hey do you guys like this they are starting to pull some of the stuff into into what's that has some stuff in it and the clone wars has some stuff in it they've mentioned Revan I think at least once so like they could potentially pull it in and have it be there I don't know also I like that right as um where you already was like kind of chiming into that mollar was about to read a question and he just went mollar so just imagine he's like a pokemon that has to periodically say something that's better than bob lester it's true uh mollar rags tazm 1 and 2 good or bad films I'd say really bad bad very bad very very bad kind of embarrassing one I liked the casting of android garfield yeah I thought he would be a good peter parker slash spider-man spider-man I never really felt for toby toby toby it is toby I'm that is to the choir it's toby yes I never really felt toby was like spider-man hmm um yeah we think they're really bad which is better spider-man 2 or tazm 2 I would say spider-man 2 I don't remember tazm 2 very much so I think that gives a spider-man 2 I haven't seen it since I saw it the first time so I don't blame you rewatch it yeah it's been a while I just remember 3 was like hot garbage I think that whole fucking like dance scene like marred the rest of my experience of spider-man 3 people talk about how that's aged really well now it's really funny not cringy at all silly oh yeah no I like the part where he gyrates his hips and like moves his hands like in a circular motion and kind of that's how we understand what he is going on he's going on a bad sort of streak he's bad boy yeah was that because he got infected with the fucking venom goop it's been so long yeah he's going all naughty and then people will like try and justify the movie by being like hey film dealt with the idea of a duality you're suffering and you're becoming more selfish and you need to check shut the fuck up just fucking searching for all this insightful meaning you can do it with everything you literally can't do that with everything did it with the wasn't it there yeah go on the death and calm guy the first debate that Wolf and I did part of the example was Suicide Squad and he was like you can't pull meaning out of Suicide Squad and there's a film about a bunch of misfits working together to overcome their differences and their flaws and helping people it's like it's easy what what someone say something it's like what was that game that was made by Alex the one with the animal people and it was like Zootopia Night in the woods and for the record what happened to Alex is fucking terrible and Zoe Quinn literally one of the most irritable pieces of shit ever from everything I've seen however rest of peace and all that never mean to shit on his legacy but I never really thought that that game deserved all the hype that it got I can understand how people from an emotional standpoint would be like yeah this really hits home for me and this really I definitely empathize with the idea that my small town is kind of shutting down and I'm moving away and it's like everything's changing and all the things that I grew up with all this wonderful nostalgia is like it's all just sort of being dashed as everything's going corporate or everyone's moving away or whatever but the dialogue in that game I thought that was so fucking bad but people never wanted to hear any criticism about it it was always just well my experience was exactly the same and this really beautifully captured it in like a poignant fashion and I just yeah I don't know it's kind of what that reminds me of it's just like the themes of this and it's yeah but it's still bad it's like the night in the woods is still a game where you just kind of hit the A button a lot and progress dialogue and the split of like yeah I get what it's about we're talking about how shittily it executed it that's all yeah yeah night in the woods could have been done a million times better um with less like fucking law XD tacos like all that sort of shit but it just didn't it's a shame um that's probably a take I'm gonna get shit on for people do love that game love that I didn't you've just attacked things like you've attacked things that's enough right there I definitely think that Alex Wulka deserved a better fucking fate than he got that's for goddamn sure but I still don't think that that is I'll qualify by saying that I'm sure that you know had I played the game from start to finish with an open mind you know I probably would have been like he's pretty charming has some good points but just from watching it on streams I definitely you know I got kind of that life is strange vibe I'm probably wrong it's just my experience watching it to pay more attention to the narrative because you're not distracted by having to do gameplay yeah I would agree with that now would you guys be done with talking about any of the Bond movies on a video before the new abortion comes out next year um yeah we haven't done any Bond stuff like ever have we just in games Bond movies um uh yeah I don't really have marge with potatoes I think they're neat but I don't have much of an interest in them in a way that would have implied that I found them neat if you'd just watch me casually yeah I mean I've never really uh really taken Bond movies to be anything beyond just sort of like some goofy like British espionage and to the sort of ridiculous situations Bond can get himself out of this time but yeah I've never really thought they were like these uh amazing cinematic masterpieces as much as they were just sort of like thrill rides did that make sense I'm not really sure what we would talk about yeah I mean I would happily comment on it but it's just not my bag I don't care that much about James Bond we go British you should fucking it should run the course of your life oh no that's terrible wouldn't allow such a cultural icon to be acceptable did you guys play Metal Gear Solid 3 at all nor nope it's like you know you're I'm not gonna bore you with all the details but it's like you're playing this big boss he's like this fucking perfect soldier and he's going and he's trying to like fly into Russia and like see they have like a nuclear weapon or whatever and uh you're you're you're commander Major Zero he's like he's like a fan of like David Bowie and James Bond and all this he's just like super super British and um no I love David Bowie I'm just saying like they paint him out as it being sort of eccentric and like a huge like media fan because he's sort of like an extension of Kojima's like expression of all the media he loves and he's just like a paramedic this like this woman who'd like you call her to save your game she's just like talking about James Bond like every time you save she'd quiz you about cinema she's like have you seen Creature from the Black Lagoon it's all like you know era appropriate it's all like late 60s um and then Snake's just like yeah I don't really care about James Bond and she's like you should not say that to the Major he's gonna have a fit and he just fucking rips the remote out he rips the radio out of a hand like what how could you say you don't like James Bond it's amazing how would you like to have a a snake that that actually is a gun so when you're you're wrestling with a snake and you aim at him and you shoot him it'd be him it'd be brilliant and it's just like this whole thing where he's just absolutely fucking gushing about it that's always kind of been my longest banding understanding of um what James Bond is it's just a lot of like sort of goofy like look at this really cool invention that's actually not that practical definitely trying to make it more and more down to reality and the new iteration and as far as I know David Dino Craig hates him like the character or hates doing his films yeah it's part of what makes everyone annoyed that he's still Bond they're like just go away if you don't like the role why I mean truly that brought a lot of great career prospects to um I think he's probably he's probably fine now you know as far as I know he's super invested in playing that goofy fucking character from Knives Out that they're making another movie for that character for some fucking reason Detective Flock Horn Leghorn I like James Bond I'm more of a job look at the 555 what did you say Moriarty I said I like James Bond but I'm more of a LeCarré fan I don't know what that is he's full of that realistic spies he's a hit man that's really what he is in the Ian Fleming stories he's a killer that's the whole point of the license to kill is a murderer for his country uh John LeCarré writes books that are more about natural spies setting up dead drops, building hideouts you know explosions and machine guns down to Venice Beach exactly should that sort of like eye candy yeah if you ever watch a John LeCarré film it's usually incredibly boring and very stimulating mentally I like that sort of shit though can you type his name to me so I can look into that I can even recommend the Moriarty I can recommend Pinkertailer Soldier Spy ah I mean I can literally just type out his yeah yeah John LeCarr gotcha that sounds fun I like a lot of dry stuff that's very intellectually riveting like I talked about the anime monster before where it's like super super slow and there's a lot of like exposition and dialogue between the more interesting sections but it's so suspenseful it's so you're filled with a sense of dread the farther the story gets along you're just learning about these evil fucking things that have happened and just I love that shit I think for the most part um you guys doing no shave November no no I just shaved today I don't think I did oh wait like oh I shaved my face yeah that's what I was saying you were like no shave November and I was just anticipating you were going to talk about no no November no no November no shave November was in a certain way yeah I shaved my face during the month of November I only shaved I only shaved the other areas out of consideration for the corner hmm I said I only shaved mostly yeah I only shaved my non-face areas out of consideration well well there kind of you there it is subjectively I prefer Mass Effect 2 I love Mass Effect 1 but the ending choice sequences were handled poorly and there aren't enough characters here to explain why what was the context well yeah like with sarin yeah obviously I have no idea what they're referring to specifically they said the ending choice sequence sequences were handled poorly in Mass Effect 1 there wasn't really that much of a choice sequence in Mass Effect 1 it was a mission where you're fighting up primarily the main citadel tower to get to sarin they might have been referring to 3 because that's the one that everyone fucking lampoons for like the choice system yeah the ending was shit did you play the Mass Effect series? nope like before Game of France season 8 was a thing there was Mass Effect 3 yep yeah yeah it was a shame because as a game we really enjoyed it there was some really good stuff in there but then you get to the end and it's all for nothing because you feel so demoralized about the world I mean I was around when the Mass Effect 3 thing happened for sure you fucking you of all people will love Mass Effect 1 and 2 like 3 is yeah it's like way more actiony the gameplay probably feels better than it's ever felt I think it does I would say that Mass Effect 3 in terms of the options it gives you for armor and things like that and weapons and what you can do to them and the abilities and how they're upgraded I do think they're a step up from Mass Effect 2 the gameplay I enjoyed it way more than Mass Effect 2 you can get really customizing with stuff so you could make like an adept give yourself the lightest, tiniest pistol nothing else and have super fast recharging biotic abilities but basically no gun power and you can do interesting stuff like that but fuck me the ending fuck me the ending but Mauler they're remastering all 3 of them I believe it's really just like retexturing and shit I'm very excited about that I don't know about that because they can't just retext or Mass Effect 1 it won't work like Mafia did I really hope that's the case I really hope that's the case Mass Effect 1 um yeah I think it's for PC and PS5 it'll be coming next year sometime so excited I might play that and they did just announce Mass Effect 5 last night that one's that one I'm not sure are they assuming is Bioware assuming it's going to exist by the time that game's finished right my response was oh and they did so well with Anthem and Andromeda like how is this company how is EA paying the bills for this studio anymore how are the lights on yeah yeah like I'm hearing that EA is notorious for destroying studios how is Bioware still alive after these 2 monumental failures monument truly these weren't small games yeah these were like shrugs of like these were both massive failures yep I mean it's I don't know I guess they're hoping that Mass Effect Trilogy the remaster will just bring in boatloads of cash which it will and then you know Mass Effect 5 they'll probably just do a whole lot of fans yeah I'll say this and then shut up because I keep talking about it but basically the entire thing about Mass Effect that's so great is just the writing is very good it's really really really in-depth in everything like there's a lot of space politics and the conflict between races and the humans versus the Turians and like the fucking this is big miscommunication long time ago where humans accidentally fired upon like a Turian ship in a sector where they didn't have the authority to do so and now like fucking hundreds of years later I think like the Turians are still like fucking humans assholes so it's just like there's a lot of um you know there's like jellyfish people that have like a fucking given name and like a they refer to themselves contact wars yeah I probably got a few details on that that was in the lifetime of characters like Ashley Williams dad was involved in the contact yeah that's why I said I think cause I knew it was probably only like 10 20 years old or something like that um but yeah it's uh there's just like you know there's a I forget what they're called but like these jellyfish people they talk about how they're all like this collective neural network and they don't refer to themselves as individuals like they don't have a sense of ego they're just all one big collective and they're all like they call themselves like this one and there's just it's it's super super in depth it's it's not even like to say that it's completely genius um because I'm sure there's a lot of like uh things borrowed from Star Trek if I had to guess but it just it's it's the it's the franchise that made me appreciate sci-fi like for the first time ever um and uh the the dialogue is all really good and like the decisions that you make genuinely matter unlike games today where everything is just like the illusion of choice up until the third game of course well they don't matter until the last game when it is revealed I don't know um uh like in Mass Effect 2 like you would just get like little notifications uh like basically space emails about decisions you made in the past like they could save the queen uh the queen bug on the varia of the Ragnar like hey thanks and stuff yeah no no no no you're right you're right like if you choose to if you choose to a lot of them are just like we reference them in the future just to like remind you that you made them yeah I mean there's one where like uh there's a quest where this girl's like I'm a reporter I need you to like find this information for me and I'm like okay and there's this other guy who's like oh yeah but I'll fucking pay you more if you give it to me and like I was just dumb and like sort of brain turned off coasting through the game and I went and I gave it to the guy instead not realizing I'm supposed to give it to the girl and then I encountered the girl in the second game and she sees me and she goes you and I'm like oh fucks you're a member and it's just like not you know not like amazingly groundbreaking like holy shit it's broke new ground but just very it's like a million tiny little things like that where it's like hold on hold on it's not groundbreaking like oh my god this broke the ground broke new broke new ground that's really funny it's not groundbreaking it's not air chattering like oh it shattered my ears but no it's it's like you know so yeah it's it rags is right there's definitely like things about it where it's like whenever like if you if you choose not to kill that big important character in the first game and then later on the second game when they normally would have become the king of the people whatever not trying to get spoilery then instead it's just like a nondescript like random person who's like I don't matter but also I'm the king like if you did kill them in the first game a huge issue there and one of my big complaints is that you could only save him if you have a bunch of charisma points yeah and that's like Paragon or Renegades yeah so like charisma was always like you could still do all right but you'll just get better stuff by using charisma whereas that's like oh yeah one of your squad mates is dead for the rest of this trilogy if you didn't know to put because yeah you didn't have the foresight that you would really that this would be extremely fucking important I feel like that kind of set the standard of like hey social fucking decisions are gonna be a big deal in this game if it did set a standard I don't like that I that's not a good no no I agree I agree I'm just saying like I can I can understand yeah I can understand how it's sort of like what do you call it like if your decisions that are narrative and thematic aren't strong enough for me to care without tying it to like an in-game mechanic then they're not really good are they yeah no no you're right I'm just I just mean like that that was it's not like good design per se I just remember that really left impression on me I'm like fuck I I had to kill one of my own teammates because he went fuck I mean his reasons for going crazy make perfect sense I think like just the fact that you know like the of him it's really stupid of him to make that decision I understand why he would want to but the fact that he commits to it is really fucking stupid no yeah I just always accepted early on that Krogens are just completely fucking written to just be like the most like fucking like walnut brain retard fucking brutes in the entire series so it's like the fact that he would just get so caught up down from it but you have to use charisma and pragmatism to talk him down from it yeah it's a stupid decision for sure it's really a mostly solid series that does really great world building and it's very immersive there's a lot of great characters there's just things along the way where especially in retrospect I go that was that was not great oh yeah fucking absolutely I mean I think that I think Thane Creos is like the fucking highlight of the entire series for me I really really enjoyed his backstory it wasn't even anything extremely groundbreaking but I think it's Morden no Morden's great too I just Thane for me was just so striking the camera would zoom in and you actually see his fucking like his pupils whenever he would like flash back like a really vivid I mean in terms of writing I think Morden yeah just because of like what he did you mean and like how he has to carry that way how he reasons with it how we resist you if you try to talk him out of it how we eventually may or may not come around to seeing things a certain way it all feels very reasonable yeah then Jacob was just like bad oh yeah the only character has to find his missing dad yeah I didn't think about it like that but yeah it's just it's it's even even if like you know there's like it's a trope here and there and like there's some parts of the script that don't really make sense like rags would you recommend that like you think Mahler would enjoy like Mass Effect 1 and 2 I really enjoyed 1 as well it's good for it would be one of those games where he would play like on his own yeah oh yeah definitely but um it's something that I think he'd probably enjoy it then again I think he'd enjoy a lot of games I know I would um yeah it's there basically no monies but I would I would highly recommend yeah yeah yeah a shit keep your eye out for that I firmly hold Mass Effect 2 it was like one of my top 5 games of all time and that's coming from like me so that's something you're um so how many in that top 5 or 5 or 10 though um how many in that top 5 or what doesn't matter because we were just talking about games and someone sent us a chat and saying more to play Dusk it's a quake like FPS game Dusk is awesome I have no idea what it is Dusk you like that game right? oh yeah dude it's stellar it is super cool very very immersive for a game of its style um runs well it plays really well it's super fun uh fast paced it's not terribly long oh yeah yeah this does look fun Dusk is KKK members no I swear to god I saw I saw him shoot would look like a Klansman no I guess they're just like hillbillies with like burlap sacks I think I've seen people play this before I think I saw H-bomber guy streaming this um I agree with lord tonald on the zq foo fart noise zoos hello rags love you molla I forget what even zq is a meme reference to to be honest with you zombie question zoos question what is the zombie question maybe it is the zombie question I don't know hopefully we'll find out someday um have you seen rich evans and jack packet soma review I don't believe I have one too I hope I hope it's not cringe cause uh you know a lot of people said a lot of stuff about soma that was just just not the kind of thing you like listening to I'm gonna say it that's my honest opinion hi rags hey star trek tng has a lot of very strong scripts worthy studying as a writer even if it's not your cup of tea also hi rags hey there um yeah I mean I hear nothing but good things about tng I just never saw it so I assure you the next generation yep oh man I adore star trek the next generation well I'm not a nerd so I don't watch these like programs about space and people you know jumping around and shit it's not my thing I prefer uh grounded things and like one punch man it's about it's about people and their issues tng's like oh look we're in space you've seen that before it's called star wars of which they ripped off by being in spain I wonder how that went back in the day when those two were like the peak of sort of discussions and tng was framed as like the smart one poor star wars fans though I guess they would argue they have the cool one yeah I might watch tng one day I don't see why not sup moorla hello new dlc for terminator resistance as you play as an infiltrator t800 data mining suggests more dlc in the future I mean weirdly I wouldn't ever really heard good things about that game and it did play positively yeah people like and they usually framed it away that's like it's not bad actually and you're like oh no immoral rags have either of you seen shin godzilla there is this video I've seen called why I don't like shin godzilla by accented cinema and it's prime efat material um I think I watched it at some point didn't faze me uh come if I watched it with like smiler or wolf or somebody but uh people consider it like really good godzilla content so um anybody who's looking for godzilla stuff go check that out I suppose but um yeah well the next godzilla thing we'll be covering is probably gonna be versus kong that whole thing I'm curious how they're gonna write it so kong has a chance mm-hmm because godzilla is not just big he's also got incredible superpowers and he can like use her breath and all that sort of thing so kong is like cool in everything but he's kind of balanced for his own stuff mm-hmm it's like who would win master chief or space marine is like well obviously space marine but they're from different universes where they're just not balanced properly to fight each other so it's a dumb kind of I hate that shit remember the one I told you about you annoyed me on that website it was like um fco versus uh Alex Mercer it's like why the fuck are you talking about uh are you talking about fucking uh death battle well it doesn't really matter the point is that um there was like a tournament on a website and they just put all the people against each other and the point of it was to honestly choose the one that you think would win in the battle and loads people be like well etzio is pretty smart etzio would find a way yeah absolutely but Alex Mercer is like a literal monster it was dumb and I was just like I don't even fucking like I'm not I'm not like an Alex Mercer person I just huge win this I'm sorry yeah it's just it's it's like a horror movie this film this was after by the way um etzio beats big daddy and people are like in fairness big daddy would get annihilated by etzio it's like how what else is there he has a drill hand he has an extremely thick armor and drills and shits it was literally a fucking genetically modified human being incredible resilience compared to like what a dude that's like trying to get revenge for his fucking murdered family like revenge can get you far I understand that but he's an athlete I don't see that technology exists from etzio's time period that would like do anything to a big daddy that's how I feel about it I was like how is this possible it's the big daddy from Bioshock 2 by the way which is like the prototype big daddy that's even better and it has access to all the fucking plasmids and it's like this is not you can't win it's done you can't even a fucking debate big daddy's from Bioshock 1 but that's just further ways things are the favorite Bioshock 2 can I just say Bioshock 2 gets a little bit too much hate just because like the main story is a little bit more bland compared to yeah we usually end up putting it on this great and the DLC is actually pretty awesome I think it's more of the yeah I like the DLC I think it's more of the little like side quests and shit that really like make the game for me well the story the main thing that annoyed me if I remember it's just I was like who the fuck Sophia Lam where the hell did she come from like yeah she's this major figure in the Bioshock world and she wasn't mentioned at all in the first one like how did this happen and I truly understood like the fucking the depth of her of her like sinful nature in fact she's like a fucking clinical psychiatrist gone rogue oh I thought you were going to say woman because this is it's fucked up Chase most most clinical psychiatrists are women for whatever reason well in fact being in the psychology major going back very briefly to college means it's like literally 80% of everyone in the class was a female all the time so if you saw it dude a lot of those kinds of jobs yeah like I guess the one-on-one teach women generally for that yep people oriented jobs how do you usually been a fan since the major leave video just got my ENG professor to allow my essay to be on TLJ and sent him your way also high raggles hello god you sent him my way I don't know what's gonna happen as a result of that but hopefully it's fun I feel like professors would probably find youtube reviewers to be I feel like they use the word vulgar they'd be like eww what is this I don't know maybe he's nice and hip and he's like you know what there's a lot of good shit happening on that youtube but uh yeah I don't know hope he has fun with it howdy ho there longgultons just reminding you to again check out Star Wars Mordorings mods in Mordhow I've actually gotten in contact with the creators and we'll be doing some custom lines for palpitism oh Star Wars one or a Star Wars one it's probably the one he's referring to it works alright yeah it's pretty interesting it's pretty neat after finishing Blymana I just want to say different colored eyes are extremely attractive they already look good in anime but on Dany Awuga Heterochromia I believe that's what it's called whatever floats your boat if it's eye color then Blymana will do it to you and before then she had homochromia because she used a lesbian this is true Wesker Chris it's your old pal Wesker holds up hand give me a resident evil 5 oh oh get it no it's like 5 Perfect Dog is an evap gaming option and counter op as well so one of you can be the bad guy during the story mission uh Chris not gonna say no no idea what is in store for us next on all evap gaming as I speak the uh the tonal episode hasn't even gone out to Moodly yet that's happened on Monday that was a fun one doing evap movies on Christmas vacation um like the national lampoon stuff yeah I guess so you know we could someday treat it like home loan you know give it the old watcher runy uh hello raggle daggle hi thoughts on giving a machine for pigs another chance I'm replaying it now and I think the story atmosphere music are all top notch though I will admit the scenes sorry I will admit the scares are a bit underutilized I just have no interest at all in playing that game anymore it was just a shallow copy of dr. and then rebirth was a abortion so just you know just have to live in a world where they could only get it right for the amnesia series once also Selma was a thing which was nice more say explosive barrels in Ahoy's voice Ahoy talks like this explosive barrels that's all I assume that's how he speaks uh did you guys hear about donkey's new loss of his two video that came out a few days ago he uses the stupidest arguments I've heard we actually covered it yeah we know he does holy shit we covered it with this selection too we're at the very least part of it crazy yep it was intellectually dishonest and it made me not like him as a person for making that argument yeah he's a weasley guy he's very bad with criticism very dishonest pretend he's not doing that and simultaneously argue his position being right yeah it's really lame it's all for fun guys I'm just having fun she's having fun while I explain my point and try to show how I'm correct with my point that he wants both I did fucking love the unanimous uproarious laughter when he says hi my name's Tommy I get shot with a magic bullet that performs surgery on me you guys like lost you yeah that was the one funny line I've ever heard him say yeah well it wasn't even he didn't write it but yeah he didn't write that? no he did it was a youtube comment oh fuck never mind I take it back he's never made me laugh yeah no seriously I mean nowadays right like whenever Kyle and I are watching a donkey video I go oh look a donkey made a video and she's like okay and we watch it and just maybe do a little bowman like blowing air out of your nose blowing air out of your nose but you know beyond that it's like yeah that was the video that happened yeah I feel like his older videos used to be actually like pretty fucking funny like look up his H1Z1 video where he's playing with his community and people are walking up and like fucking blaring ear rating music and fucking smash mouth and he's screaming make them to stop and they do and he's like oh okay that was easy he's right asking people for their pants which they do and they give him pants and he goes okay now give me your other pants which is supposed to be their underwear which you can't take off and so then he shoots them he just like walks up to a girl and goes hey uh why don't you have any pants and she goes oh I don't yeah I don't have any pants and he just fucking shoots her in the face like without hesitation and he goes fucking idiot should have brought pants and it's just like all of that I thought that was quite charming the entire time it's just him fucking murdering his fans in an online sheer game I don't want to be doing a meme of like you should have stuck to comedy but like I way prefer it when you was just messing around compared to people are wrong about the loss of us too yeah it's just really hollow because he does such a fucking bull's job yeah he's not adding much to the conversation he's not intelligent enough and analytical enough for it you can make emotional appeals like I think we touched on last time but yeah like so can every cheapo person on the internet yeah fucking I just I feel like it's just cheap make emotional appeals yeah I mean I'm cool with them once you've set the groundwork like if you explain all of the mechanics that led to your position of your emotional state I'm fine with that but yeah at least you can elaborate on it yeah if you only go I feel sad about this like okay do you guys are you guys familiar with super eye patch wolf uh yeah he's like one of the most manipulative channels of emotionalisms yes yes but everyone like I liked his Simpsons video he talked about how like Homer used to be kind of this downtrodden every man but now he's just like a gleefully ignorant idiot who's just like yippee to everything that was a that was a decent video he actually made points in that one but not like I got a fucking comment from someone that was uh he was saying like I'm glad that your videos are more like fact oriented rather than everyone else every other fucking video essayist on the platform convincing you that every piece of media is actually profound and striking at the very depths of the human experience and that's like super eye patch wolf to me is he's just like this and and it's like and every time he speaks to to his audience he sort of has to get very close to the microphone like this is how he actually talked about well you don't got like a bunch of he's he's got like a bunch of 12 year olds that are like you have very yeah yeah it's been fucking here since I watched this shit so and he has a good voice he has a good voice that's that's a fake fucking voice that's not project I like I know you can be louder you don't need to act like you just talking this honestly it's like an offshoot of the fucking video essay bullshit where they just speak this way because it sounds like a wounded animal that's why I always say yeah I was just about to say that you found them in the forest and there was something profound to say about existence get that just strike just hit that fucking target of on me it's just so fucking and then you point out people are like like for example do you know like do you know like Corpse Boyfriend for example no he's just he's just like a guy who used to do like kind of creepy pasta readings which is fine and then he decided to be like a rap artist and he was on like a game of he was like an extreme with PewDiePie and that's like what kicked him off because everyone was constantly oh my god your voice because the way that he talks and every single old stream that he's ever in is just right here it's really it's really close to the mic and he just has this these grains to his voice it's like he does actually have a natural voice but it's like I refuse to believe that this literally the loudest you can get he has like acid reflux or something so damage his vocal cords but he's not even bad but people never shut the fuck up about him especially nowadays he's just one of the most talked about and you go on his twitter and you know he's reached complete celebrity status when all he has to do is is tweet out ellipses exclamation point or a single heart and it breaks like fucking 500k likes it just like it says nothing and just I really I really wish we would stop just actually that great that less than 3 was very profound yeah it was 3 represents more than just symbols it's a powerful message I fucking love when you do like an American accent yeah that didn't feel American at all I heard American powerful more of a like Irish which is that just combo of my normal whatever what I mean is you didn't say like powerful yeah obviously it wasn't using my voice whatever the word you said it wasn't your usual British delivery it always feels fake as fuck yes it is I really have what could be called emotionally raised moments in my videos but they usually because I've I've set so many things out that I'm like I want to make a point about how much this fucking annoys me and you know once you've gotten all the pieces you can be like you'll understand right instead of just the whole video is that because I feel like that's just fucking manipulative but hey yeah no it's what else are we here for a bitch about video essayists it's just everything is just hyperbole all this fucking time nothing can just be like it's fine average like fucking Pokemon Sword of Shield game came out it was like rush there's clear a lot of issues with it people were like convinced it was literally like the fucking worst thing they've ever seen in their entire life and it's like yeah there was definitely some negligence on the corporate level and you know the devs and everything but it's it's still a fucking perfectly functional game but everyone online was just clutching their pearls like fucking crazy like wanting it to fucking crash and burn like internet mobs often do you know so when I came out and took a middle ground they don't reward nuance at all yes twitches like summarize in that way it's like welcome to a site that tries to discourage you from actually getting a point across yeah that way about young blood and a lot of people are upset with me because I said everyone is being hyperbolic when they say that this game is shit and it's fucking terrible I think they just I think it's on easy target with the characters and the writing and they just fucking went ham on that game with how terrible the game with the two like girls yes yes and then but then I played through it and I'm like oh a lot of the things I say about this game are just not fucking true and it plays pretty darn well and when it comes to environmental design it's actually one of the best games I've ever seen so just had a fucking hate boner for that and I heard people say but this person is like well I played the game that person is either fucking bad at the game or I don't know what because I had that with ukulele I played the game outside of the loop of the news cycle if you will and I was like I played it all on my stream I was like everyone the neat game I like it could be better new problems not as good as bandit kazooie neat decent enough for tend to form and they've already put out messages that they're going to be updating adding more content it's all good and then it was like this game is one of the worst and was broken games ever they completely betrayed their promises on the kickstart or whatever the site that we're using and that it's as bad of a launch as mighty number nine and I was like okay the fuck's going on oh no really annoying and like my video just sets out to be like okay can we just look at what everyone is parroting off everyone because there was just sequences where everyone says the same fucking thing in all of the tiny videos because that's what they've heard the camera it doesn't fucking work whatsoever yeah it does funny I had one of the complaints about Dark Souls camera that I did about ukulele is probably one of the ones about um Wolfenstein that people said was like oh they introduced leveling so you're just going to be doing all of this grinding during the game and I played through the game and never have to do that I did a couple side missions I think but the amount of doing extra missions for the sole purpose of like ranking up to proceed was so small compared to just the rest of playing the game normally with so consequential I was like oh everyone's being super fucking hyperbolic about this it was like oh I don't like the fact that some enemies have heavy armor so I have to hit them with these weapons and some enemies are light so these weapons work better against them because like that's so dumb and it slows things down so much like you know this gameplay mechanic that's older than time itself people are all of a sudden bitching about like it's a new invention that was just and I was like no just hit these enemies with these guns which you have like four options and hit these enemies with these guns in which you have like four options to do different kinds of damage to different enemies if you want to guys I feel like some of y'all haven't ever played a fucking video game before I was funny you saying this while I'm playing Metroid which is like you have four different gun types they all have an alt fire and a charge fire that's different and you have four different visors and so different combos of all of them defeat different enemies and you gotta keep on your toes about that shit like the idea is like oh so much to concede yourself with it's like actually that's kind of the cool gameplay but alright I think that a lot of people enjoy I suppose the argument might be it's like yeah well Wolfenstein isn't Metroid alright alright I didn't particularly enjoy Youngblood I thought it was fine so like I'm not going to defend the game overall I'll call it fine all things tally it was fine but it was definitely not as bad as people made it out to be I played it more than one time different friends in co-op mode and things it's fine I wouldn't call it my favorite game or anything like that I'm not going to play it again but if I had to play it again I'd probably enjoy myself I've never gotten to the Wolfenstein games not even like back in the day I've just always been like yeah I mean I'd play new order is I would always recommend people play new order it's really good, really good is that the one that was like fucking super duper commercial and they were like well it was just like the gameplay wasn't that good compared to the first one the characters are shit the story is fucking garbage and a third of your playtime is going to be watching cutscenes not counting the in-game cutscenes that if you want to listen to no this is new colossus oh okay let's play Youngblood Youngblood is better than the new colossus those interesting you would have noticed that Jay was in the call like four hours ago maybe more I can't remember probably more he's still in the group chat and he just links this image oh wait where is it there's one you guys to appreciate that's what he just threw that in there oh well Jay's still here in spirit that's the important thing that we're getting across I guess you can show that on stream only quick I'm sure we'll be fine most D5s get demonetized regardless but like really? yeah we say a lot of things we probably shouldn't say it's funny because whenever the phantom menace I did use racial slurs fucking early in the stream so I shouldn't be surprised when the phantom menace come on they use all of these like replacement words because they're so used to it so instead of Nazi they'll say yatsi and instead of like any word or slur or whatever they'll obviously reduce it to it's colloquial sort of PC version and some other things and we're always just like huh do you mean Nazi they're like it's okay eFap is a zone where you're welcome to discuss the Nazis we allow it here but YouTube are cracking down hard on a lot of stuff like that and a lot of the rules are really weird so it's not saying Nazi will will help you get monetized not sure how this rule came to be but that's the way it is it's so interesting how the rules for TOS or monetization mold the format for creators a lot of the time as in like oh someone comes to the internet brand new and they're like I like the way you make your videos and it's like a lot of the stuff someone might do is literally tied to rules that were set rather than choices they made I find that interesting how content evolves based on trying to please it's master be free little birds say all the Nazi things you want to until they boot you off the side then you should probably avoid it what would you guys recommend for recording and editing software for someone trying to get started on YouTube audacity yeah audacity and narration no absolutely not well no this is recording and editing and I'm assuming that we should recommend for free first and then if you have money because audacity is free right audacity is free and then once you get audacity I guess you could go with Reaper yeah no Reaper is way better than audacity in every conceivable way most people don't need it that's the thing I mean like I remember with fucking audacity you had to like download an extension just to save a file as an mp3 or something it's so weird you'd like go out of your way to do it I don't know if it changed it since then but Reaper is really really easy to use and it's very seamless yeah and it just audacity just looks like shit everyone acts like it's like their only option but like Reaper is really good and it's not it's not free like you they do want you to after two months they do want you to pay $60 for it however it's um you know they're not they don't believe in like forcing you to do it or like not allowing you to keep using it so really I worked at a studio where they had like fucking 10 computers with Reaper on it none of them were paid for so wait well how does that work do they not enforce it as in like yeah they said they they they believe it's it's against the best interest of their of their clientele to limit like like like it basically damages like creativity for them to be like pay or we're gonna revoke it so they just let you use it um and uh yeah it's um and then if they were asking about like footage like capturing footage Elgato is pretty much like the only real option for yeah still talking Elgato is the only real option for like capturing like console footage and then uh if you end up um doing like recording footage bandy cam is always my go to some people like shadow play I think it's not super dependable uh for editing what I use the only thing that I found a little um I guess annoying about shadow play is that every once in a while it won't save screenshots and then so you restart it and then it works again but I think that's the only problem I've ever had with uh shadow play because I like it quite a bit I think it's really excellent I just use OBS the OBS has been to be useful in my time on the interwebs doesn't OBS have like frequent corruptions for some people I know it's kind of a common meme that like it's trash and it corrupts the video it is um much like Vegas I find it's a program you kind of get to know for it's quicks and what it needs and requires and shortcuts and stuff which isn't exactly a compliment but it's the kind of thing that unfortunately embeds me into it I don't want to learn any more new software if it's the thing I want is doing it the way it works and streamlabs OBS is pretty user friendly and there's a shit ton of guides online OBS is what I use to stream if I stream I will use OBS I've got it and I've got some presets saved and it's pretty easy to figure out in terms of how to make things work yeah there are probably programs for all the things we've been talking about that are like the best ones but ratioed with like payment as well I wouldn't know necessarily but these are the things I use Audacity Vegas and OBS they're like the main programs I use for all of it and they haven't let me down yet well I mean you're in there sometimes Vegas you have to like set just guides to how to set auto-saving because that bitch freezes way too much yeah it can freeze quite a bit once you set the auto-save thing you'll be golden you just gotta know to do it it's fine mind set took sorry go ahead I would say once you know that it can freeze it becomes an annoyance because you've learned to set saves to be frequent what's funny is mind is set for a minute once every minute and even then I'll sometimes lose a bit it's worth the progress I feel that I feel that you'd be like it's just a bit it's like yeah but it's a minute that I did and now it's gone it's like playing a video game you know it's like I did it now I died I gotta go back here and do all this shit again that I've already done and the one thing I tell people when stuff like that happens is just I try and justify to my own head is I'm gonna do it better this time so that it's different from what I lost hopefully I can like if it's a small bit of animating on some zoom and whatever I'm just like you know what this time I'm gonna make it a little bit more snappy do a look at it how could you miss I think that's probably oh sorry I was just gonna say it I think that if you're getting into the person who did the super chat is saying that they're starting you should expect that everything will fail always that way you never have that story of oh you know I did this thing and the whole thing I once uploaded a video that was completely black footage completely because I had I had muted the video in my editor and then when I exported it I just never watched it and it was a lack of video so like you're gonna make mistakes but if you just expect that they will always fail I think you'll do better yeah I've Vegas doesn't it doesn't frustrate me very often at all like there's never a time where I'm just frustrated trying to find out why a thing happened or what's going on the most the most work I've had to do was actually with Das he got together and he helped me get a bunch of settings together that were really good for gameplay so that when I recorded gameplay and rendered it it would look really good if you do the certain settings and that was the whole the bit rate and shit huh yeah the bit rate the sampling and the stuff like that that was once you got the settings you're good forever because you reset forever but just getting him the first time it takes a bit of trial and error so yeah definitely doing any sort of video editing it's just like what is two pass VBR oh literally it renders it twice with variable bit rate and for some reason CBR is like not as good for like getting like a true blacks render I'm just like okay you gotta look up a lot of the shits even understand why you should care like it looked up 8.265 versus 8.264 and like you know fucking audio bit rate shit like that for exporting this podcast that I edit and it's just like most of the people on the forum are like they're going back and forth like with the very fine fine detail and then eventually they go yeah whatever this one's good enough and all things considered it's really like niche to use this other format so just go with like the most universal one and it's like alright just use that one you'll also find that most platforms YouTube and things like that will tell you what they think you should use yeah that's true YouTube will tell you what they prefer for their ingestion so just use that like a hey you can experiment I think 8.265 is a video container file is like very streamable it's like fast loading efficient I guess for people who are asking who for the person who asked the super chat like what what program should I use to start most of this won't apply to you yet it'll just be eventually down the road you might explore these things Google is your friend Google is your friend Google and there is a YouTube tutorial for everything oh yeah and that has been that's how I've learned to use these programs is how do I do this and there's some guy with the YouTube tutorial on how to do it and then you learn it once and you're probably going to remember it forever and that's just one more thing you add to your pilot skills and honestly you only have to learn how to do like 5 different things in Vegas and that's 95% of everything you'll probably you try and pick stuff up along the way then you'll be right I bought like a fucking like a digital doorknob like literally it's like a keypad on it and I didn't know how to like program it to like set my code and I looked up the model number on Google sure enough some fucking 50 year old dude that has a whole channel dedicated to like locks and doorknobs and doors and shit he just had a whole video explaining like 100% of how to use it and I'm just like alright it's just like always check on Google on YouTube first some weird fanatic 64 here with another video yeah no he was cool too this guy's got personalities got moxie neat so yeah try it out you'll be alright and that is the best we could probably give and one one thing that I really want to highlight that I constantly say to any of like my friends or followers that like want to get into this shit don't be so fucking hung up on making sure everything is perfect like if you want all the stars to align before you can even like start to make your video like ah I need the fucking GTX 380 or 3080 and I need this and that and I want to make sure that I'm like really good with this editing program just make a fucking piece of shit video you don't have to make yeah I mean I recommend you do because then you'll be able to look back at it if you make it yeah I just think you'll be able to look back at it if you do upload it like my first video it's fine it's okay but it's not like my current standards obviously but I was figuring it out as I went and so like just make something shitty and then you're gonna be like ah that was terrible I need to make another video that's better and then that's gonna drive you and it's gonna be a little you know a little source of motivation just get it done perfect as the enemy of progress exactly I have at least one fully edited and finished video that I just never released because I just wasn't pleased with it all that much so like sometimes you just make stuff and you learn things along the way and it just ends up being practice and that's that yeah not every crayon drawing has to go on the fridge alright and you can always unlist them that's what I do I have 550 videos unlisted really well grinding this game has given me strong Ironman 3 vibes I'm assuming that's about a Resident Evil 5 I'm not sure how that connects you know yeah I don't follow that at all it's sensical to me how could you miss he was 3 feet in front of you oh this is when the west got OPG shit if you remember rags I think anyway oh yeah I'm impressed you could remember each of these wasn't it I know it was that or it was weird shit because our screens weren't the same like he was at different points on different screens and I think it's how he just like turns and walks horizontally so if he's in front of you and you shoot just as he decides he's gonna walk to the left now to try and get your buddy so that's just that's just kind of a game thing if characters don't have good momentum or like there's no tell and where they're going to go like kind of real people sort of behave that's just a confusing fight it's not made clear at all like what the fuck you have to do to win it's a war of boros fight one of the last ones with the flamethrower near the end there is legit confusion as to what you're supposed to do because you could because there's no health bar do you mean the one that's in like the giant fucking lab well it's a it's not all a giant it's not a medium load it's got like three lanes and like you can go through the middle I've played that one six fucking times it has such conveyance issues it is not clear at all it goes on for like a half hour well you're doing it really well I think it would be okay if you reduced the health of a dude by 60% yeah it's fucking impossible it comes in three stages where you have to do the thing like three times the first two times quick and easy and you feel like you're making definite progress and then that third stage just drags on and on and on and I'm sitting here cutting limbs off with bullets over and over and over again because it looks like it's damaging it and killing it and it looks like it's very unpleasant for it but it doesn't do health damage it's resident evil has always especially five has a very it has issues with how it conveys information to players like are you damaging an enemy which I mean that's that's one of the reasons like resident evil four kind of set this precedent that has unfortunately plagued five and six and seven and that let's get this fucking you know ungodly abomination that is so alien and you have no idea like what is even considered a fucking head or like a weak point on this thing so then they go oh but let's just fucking give everything like a giant orange pus pod it's just a fucking huge orange orb that you have to be retarded not to be able to see and that that is the weak point you have to shoot it and it fucking splashes orange goop at you and it fucking recoils you know it's it's just like like any like Uroboros boss in has something like that yeah but well Salazar you had to you hit Salazar himself yeah yeah after you hit the eyeballs right I'm not saying all of four did it I'm just saying there were like traces of it in for if I'm not I might be tired and I'm just anywhere but like there are specific places that you shoot weak points yeah five definitely went crazy with it because of the goopy monsters yeah yeah yeah four tried to make it sort of like interesting like the yeah you know the eventually you shoot them anywhere and eventually the thing will the pluggist will pop out of its back you're like oh okay right right with Delago is its own weird thing that doesn't quite follow the formula to vertigo is confusing vertigo has an insane amount of health yeah it shows that a lot of people will use the rocket launcher for vertigo the one in the cage I forget the name no vertigo is the right hand of Salazar right right right okay he's fucking yeah if you don't like if you don't use all those nitro like nitrous oxide whatever fucking liquid nitrogen tanks perfectly and you get a damage bonus when you use the liquid nitrogen and even if you use all of them I don't think you could kill him in those stages it's just like he's a pain in the ass boss any hardens in shit yeah yeah it's not not super clear and I think yeah he's just yeah it's don't know for a reasonable for I didn't mean to say that like it's to blame for like the the trend that followed I just think they were little little hints here and there and everything where I mean if you're talking about like weak spots on enemies that's generally the the games that are the go to obvious weeks point week yeah the camera like zooms in on it and shit and reasonable for when you're fighting um was that the village chief's name uh the trench coat reasonable for yeah I forget his name but but yeah the what do you fight in the cheese the big cheese yeah he is and he has an extreme weakness to fire so incendiary grenades do a lot of extra damage I never knew that I remember killing him uh so you could just like you could kill him really quickly if you just chuck like four incendiaries on him well and the barrels are on something new every day yeah yeah but his weak spot is the big middle part you know also the total like not like a non sequitur but if any if any one of you it feels weird to act like we're talking to chat because like we are but it's not like in real time um if anyone wants like a good horror game and doesn't mind like you know kind of dated like Silent Hill sort of controls kind of thing uh the original Resident Evil 3 get the fucking hd mod whatever it's totally free just get like the dolphin and the the rom and everything for it I so I guess it still holds up really fucking well there's a lot of interesting things that change depending on the choices you make and when you do them so if you're a big fan of um games that reward like experimentation and you know replayability and everything but uh Resident Evil 3 is one of my favorite fucking horror games of all time so that's why I was so upset when the remake just completely shit the bed it was so bad every conceivable way um could we get the e-fap crew to play debt by daylight I think rags would hate by day it's bad I don't be interested in it that's the thing like it's it's tough if you get me to play a game I have no interest in playing at all whatsoever like I'm just I don't want to it's very fun it can be really fun but at the same time like you can get fucked over by really bad teammates um well and the balancing has lots of issues constantly there's always a best survivor best killer sort of thing yeah which is you know I mean like a lot of things like that but still the main thing I want to say that really makes me kind of hate playing that game is that if you're the killer like you know you go around and you're supposed to like find all the the survivors and kill but you have like a really narrow field of view so that's kind of for the survivors benefit obviously so a lot of time it's just like you stab them and they gain like a fucking speed boost to get away from you quickly and you have to slow down and like the blood off of your weapon to give them a chance to get away and it's like can't really kill them you have to make sure they're on the hook and then their their teammates can come take them off the hook so it's like a lot of people will just cheese it and just camp out by the hook to make sure that that player like has to die um if you're the survivor you have to like do quick time events and if you fuck them up then it alerts the killer where you are and they're very easy to fuck up so it's just it's just a very tedious game like and to top it off it looks like made in unity so it just looks super scuffed no matter how much like money they pour into it so I think rags would fucking hate it those are the reasons why I think it would in fact like you played years of war rags I guess so you know active reload versus perfect reload oh yeah that's what they have in the game it's easy to get an active reload if you want to get perfect reload though you risk in it that's that's what David I does and I think it's fine um but when he says reloading like the point of the point of the game is the point of the point of the game is the survivors to go around and put like power up a bunch of generators so you just go over and vaguely like your character like fucks with a wrench or something and tinkers with it and then yeah yeah yeah you can also you know look for bonuses in the map like from chests be it torches to fuck with the killer or maps to access things quicker or health kits or have you I mean it's cool concept there's a good game in there it's just it can be extremely frustrating I just don't think like you kind of need to sync with your team um and how many there's a lot of ways killers can like I think the game is typically balanced in favor of killers especially the nurse she's completely bullshit um yeah it can be really frustrating if I was going to time push rags onto a game it wouldn't be that one it would be someone else yeah yeah I think it's funny how like no matter what every time you're done and like there was this one dude I was playing this one game and this guy kept um he kept uh fucking off and wasting time and so I just like I left him behind because like the gate was open all I had to do was run through and went he got fucking mad at my team for not like saving him when he was literally like being actual dead weight and and like you know if you do a really good job sometimes the killer will be all fucking salty you guys put your pocket bag it's like it's just so I mean it's kind of funny but it's you know honestly I can't believe a lot of the game is as successful as it is I never thought that would happen but it's done really well like and they've been giving it really strong like chunky updates with all different mechanics and uh throwing in some IPs as well like people like it when they see they're being chased by Freddy Kruger or whatever but it has like a lot of like levels and fucking skill trees and shit they have to pour like you know tens and tens of hours into it to really like you feel kind of um at a disadvantage unless you grind it like by the DLC I don't remember starting starting brand new that's fucking balls it takes ages to get up yeah yeah that could be a major problem I think I probably have obviously I don't get it because I've unlocked all the shit but maybe that's why I have a really bad experience is because every time it says it's like oh there's a killer okay I'm down okay I'm hooked okay no one's saving me okay game over yeah and I will say I haven't played it in long enough that I don't know if that system's changed but obviously it's the same way it hasn't it has and I played it like three months ago it's fucking exactly the same but yeah QED Rags would not enjoy it very much it's a very bare bones game with a cool concept that unfortunately it doesn't do enough with Sheva shoot him Mola no I gotta do the meme that's when I was punching the boulder and I chose to do that instead of saving Rags so I gotta punch that boulder can I say super briefly before I move on from that I really do like what Dead by Day like does with like its ips though like it has the fucking stranger things monster it has like a fucking pyramid head it has fucking like what's the movie this is my boom stick when movie is that again Evil Dead it's like fucking I think it has Evil Dead character it just got like a bunch of it got this fucking bill from Left 4 Dead like it's got a bunch of really cool you know stuff in it where you're like ah this yeah I'd love to it's like the Super Smash Brothers a fucking horror character and they like it a lot try and give them powers or abilities that you're like ah that makes sense that they would have that yeah it would like yeah it makes sense like in world and just like ah it's clever it's neat but yeah it's just as a game it's fucking ass I wouldn't go that far I do like it and I appreciate a lot about it it's just it's just janky I don't know if they've yeah you know this game is so even graphically it's underwhelming and shit but yeah I know what you mean you're right I'm being a little harsh I'm gonna be called Resident J because the game is so tizm damn luckily jay is not here right now he's in the chat he's in the chat eat shit jay fuck off if you join this call you know that right he's gonna fuck you up yeah he could rich wasn't an evil game has the worst story all of them yeah no they do have like a lot of camp about them I would say I mean Resident Evil 1 has like a pretty solid story for sure uh Resident Evil 2 is kind of whatever people are really nostalgic for Resident Evil 2 but I think it's you go back there I don't know when I was like I don't like to remake this part of it right what are you talking about RE2 you know the remake I thought the remake actually like it made everything about Resident Evil 2 better for the most part it seemed to sorry one more time every time like I talk and then you talk it makes you sound like you're like talking through it the original was then the original was pretty I mean it's funny because like Aida and Sherry's mom and like the woman over the announcement speaker it was all like one woman like barely changing her effects I mean that's not you know the story per se but just little scuff details like that um I would hands down say that Resident Evil 5 and 6 probably tie as having some of the worst stories Code Veronica is pretty cool I really like Resident Evil Outbreak because the storytelling there was kind of minimalistic but they tried to kind of tie it in with main events from the other Resident Evil games so like there's a there's a woman in Resident Evil Outbreak file 2 at the police station they sort of retconned it but in Outbreak which is like an online multiplayer game thing like the record police department and there's Martin and he's totally fine he's normal and they're all trying to sort of figure out like how to evacuate or how to barricade the building and then at the at the very end like Martin gets bitten by a zombie and he kind of goes back inside etc so they kind of explain how he got bitten and everything in the first place but it's uh there's just some really interesting little detail where there's a girl there who's sort of like Marvin's little assistant she's like this girl who's just okay I'll help you out with whatever and her name's like Alisa or Elise or something and if you go into the sort of press room in the Resident Evil 2 remakes her name plate is still on the desk and I'm just like oh they didn't uh they didn't retcon it that's cool but yeah probably Resident Evil Survivor has the worst fucking it's just like a fucking first person shooter with like a light gun but the light gun mechanic got taken out because Columbine had just happened and they're like uh oh so they just cut it that that game is literally just get to the end fight the fucking biological warfare final boss and you leave on the helicopter and you win but that one is for sure the fucking worst story yeah for me it's I've never been invested even figure it out I just find Resident Evil stories are always they're attempt at a vehicle for the gameplay they're like this is enough right I'm like yeah that's fine yeah it's it's like metal gear syndrome kind of make everything really complicated and super mysterious and uh conspiracies and twists and complicated I mean it's not I'm just saying like they probably think it's like oh look at all the weaving narratives that all sort of converge and this game comes before this game canonically you know it's just it's one of those things where you make like fucking you make like 20 games and try to find a common thread between all of them I still like Resident Evil but I think Yahtzee put it best when he's just like oh Resident Evil games still think they're scary that's cute yeah it's weird but yeah that's that's two different sort of things that have been caught up super chat wise the Resident Evil part 2 and the little hope ones so it's a nice chonker for anybody like I said who's on Christmas stage I'll listen to some new e-fap then we talked about a shit ton of things it was hilarious yeah this is really fun and talked about some more we uh we established the definition of wet bread yeah I think M is right it might stop popping up everywhere I'm just saying I welcome it um yeah that's about it uh I don't know what else to say the Merry Christmas Christmas I hope we can like be around to do something on Christmas if you guys are around I mean I'm not expecting anything but I'm literally going to be at home but uh day after maybe George yeah I won't be doing anything so I can I might be around late that night yeah I'll be doing stuff I think sometime around then we will need to be watching Resident Evil 7 oh yeah Monster Hunter oh right right right yeah we'll have to figure that stuff out you know because you know Ranz and I pirate a copy for sure Ranz and I go to eat food, go to sleep, wake up and do e-fap again you know that's the life yeah I haven't been eating since this morning I gotta did my errands I got back home and boom it was e-fap so yeah I'm like I haven't been home I haven't had any free time all day so um at this point anybody who gets to this point in the video when it's released it'll be probably the end of Christmas day so it was fun I hope for everyone and yeah I hope you got some good gifts or spent time with family or otherwise go watch Jingle All the Way and Batman and Robin for Christmas at Hobelog do it the best Christmas movies obviously who knows you might see the e-fap movies for those one century no promises and there's no point in talking about what's coming next whatever content wise this will be out of date by the time you listen to it so actually they would have possibly seen all Amanda coverage by now who knows um which has been fun but yeah anything else anyone want to say before we do a close out I love you uh no thanks thanks everybody I hope you guys had a good Christmas is when this is supposed to come out yes Christmas day Jingle Bells howdy guys howdy good Christmas what are you talking about Rex is Christmas right now whoa I mean you know well I mean what I said would apply I mean I'd still be dazed and confused and that sort of thing from all of the days as one knows but uh yeah hope you guys had a really good Christmas um hope you've been liking what we've been doing thanks for giving this a listen and I guess we'll see you next yeah Merry Christmas also J typed in our group chat come I want to say come so J said come everyone come to all merry come merry come everyone um goodbye bye