What a great song for the final episode of the season, right? This is the finalized version of the "Work in Progress" version. Pretend as if the roles in the plot were reversed: Rather than Cadance being replaced, it was Shining Armor.
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Lyrics: [King Metamorphosis] This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small All those Armor loving bores Say I look great in uniform What they don't know is that I have fooled them all.
[Shining Armor] This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells may never ring for me at all.
[King Metamorphosis] I care not a thing about the ring I won't partake in any cake Vows, well I'll be lying when I say That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together The truth is I don't care for her at all No, I do not love the bride For my heart is dead inside But I still want her to be all mine.
[Shining Armor] We must escape before it's too late; Find a way to save the day. Hope I'll be lying if I say, "I don't fear that I may lose her To one who wants to use her: Not care for, love and cherish her each day". For I oh-so love the bride, Oh, In my heart she does reside. Oh, Princess Cadance, I'll soon be by your side.
[King Metamorphosis] Finally the moment has arrived For me to take a very lucky bride.
[Shining Armor] Oh, the wedding we won't make She'll end up marrying a fake Princess Cadance will be