 Hello everybody! It is the long-awaited release of Nier of Replicant, um, fuck. It's the long-awaited release of Nier of Replicant, uh, Redo, um, Remaster. There we go. As you all know, I really fucking love Nier of Replicant. It's my favorite, one of my favorite games. Um, so when this was, when this day, we were gonna release it, I was like, fuck, I gotta get that, because I don't play old games, because they're clunky. Come at me with whatever you want. But I wanted to play this because they were remastering it. So I'm real fucking excited. It's the day of the release. I got my big bowl of fucking pasta right here, ready to go. Um, it's fucking time! Okay, let's go. And we're gonna do easy, because I am not good at games. Auto battle mode can be used in playing on easy, difficulty-enabled auto battle mode. Yeah, so off-camera I clicked, uh, no. Oh, this just ratted me out, never mind. Actually, you know what, fuck it. I'll try it. I'll try it on medium, and then we'll just see how it goes. Oh, I think I just, I clicked out. Anyways, ner-di-versal. Cut too many characters! Lonnie. They wouldn't let me put pee-pee-poo-poo if I wanted to. The snow won't stop falling, so Lonnie said he'd stay here with me until it stops. Ah, that was too fast. Well, you guys can pause it, I guess. Yocotaro. It's already so pretty, and the scenery reminds me so much of Nier, and I've seen gameplay of the very first one, not the remaster, and it looks a lot more crisp. 2053. The boy. Oh, I thought he died. My boy just slumped. Oh, shit. Are these what I have to fight? That's freaky. I don't know how to use the controls yet. Oh, okay. Slash ta- oh, fuck. Oh, what? Oh, that's on the other side. Oh. Oh, nice. That's the button that hits. Okay, so I switched to controller, by the way. Fuck it up, bro. I feel like they're not even really hitting. Yeah, fuck y'all. Is she, like, crying, coughing? Is she okay? Oh my god, no, she's not okay. That's small. Oh, that's the cold. They're gonna come back for me. Probably. Don't worry, Yona. I won't let those things anywhere near you. Sit tight. I'm gonna go see if I can find something to eat. Oh, shit. They really do be post-apocalyptic. Don't touch that book. Not ever. Yo, what did the book do? Got it. I'll probably find that out, but I want to know now. Right now. Oh, more? I was just gonna go get food. Fuck. Ah! Oh, they had to hit me. Well, it's a good thing I'm bad, because that would have lasted a long time if I wasn't. Bro, you were just kicking that thing away. Fuck it up. Let's go. You're gonna explode. Low key. Oh, this is tight. Okay, now do we get to fuck them up with the arm? It'll be for dark hands. Oh, okay. Oh, I do be using it prematurely. Oh, it auto-uses it. Yeah, I kind of want to play this on a different level. Oh, shit. Hold the attacker magic buttons to charge your attacks, altering the effects. Oh, so I'm supposed to hold that shit. Ew, fucking little monos. Get, get. Yeah, so I told my sister that they weren't gonna come after her, but I would be real here. This is a lot for me. They might. Left after her. Where's she? Okay, sorry. I was a console gamer, but I'm still not good at games, so. Oh, this is a bullet hell just like Neurotomata. Well, I mean, I feel like Neurotomata was worse, especially off the get-go, but those were the orbs that I'm familiar with. I think these bullets are crashing my computer. Okay, there we go. Yeah, see once they're gone. Now press LB for dark lamps. Wait, they do both? Whoa! Yes, they do both. It's not damn already level 10. Yona? Oh, I thought I had to read that. Okay, real quick. Options. Oh, there we go. Turn auto-battle off. Yes. Okay, now I'm gonna play the game for real this time. Let's go trick on my girl. It's the motherfucker of all motherfucker! So don't, don't do that, maybe. Does he have a health bar? How long does this shit take? I can only imagine how hard this game is when it's on hard. This is like one of the beginning bosses. It's kind of dying though. Let's fucking go. Good to know. Oh, he did not die. I was prematurely celebrating. Imagine I die on the first level. He's got his ass. Don't know how I'm on level 30 already. I'm gonna go check on my sister. I don't like how it stopped me right here. Yona, talk to me. It's okay, I'm fine. What about you? Those guys were nothing. We sat there for 10 minutes. Be good. Hey, by the way, look at this. I found it while you were gone. Wow, is that a cookie? Here, we can split it. No, you take it. Who left one cookie in a big tin? No, you need to eat two. Half it. Fine, I'll take the small half. No. You need to keep up your strength. Girl, you're dying. Look it, she just... Saving her, saving her brother. Yona. Hey, but y'all gonna eat that though, right? Yona. Oh, that looks not good. Why did you? No shit. Is somebody we need help? Oh, that's desperation, baby. Oh, that was depressing. All right, everybody, that was near. Good night. Just kidding. Keishi Okabe is a beast of a fucking game music director. All of his shitterbops. 1,412 years later, I get the sense that Yona has died now. Oh, okay. All right, I'm heading out. Look at her. She's alive and well. Can I move? Can I come with you today? Better not. I'm probably going hunting, but I'll bring you back a book from the library, okay? I'll see you later. Try and get some rest. What a good big brother. Oh, I could talk to her? Wow, you're so awkward. Wait, let me do it again. I'll be good while you're gone. I promise. Oh, okay. That's good. Thank you, Yona. I'll hold, you hold it down down here. Medicinal herb. 100 gold. Oh, I got a press button to open doors. I should go to the library and see what Popol is up to. Oh, this song sounds like it. Oh, I know Nier came after, but fuck. It just reminds me of Nier, and I love it. Oh, I love it. Come here, piece of shit. Oh, this is pretty. There's like civilization here, not like, sorry, Nier Automata. For all the fans that are watching us of like actual Nier, probably hate how often I'm equating it to Automata, even though it came second, but what can I say? It's a fucking lovely game. So actually, this game, from when I was watching this Valkyrie Aurora video, who was, she's a very good channel. She explained the entire story of Nier. This actually comes from a specific ending, and I think it was E of, I forgot the first game's name. I'll put it right here. So it comes after ending E, where a disease was kind of unleashed on the world. Mailbox is to save my progress. Okay. Yes. Oh, thank God, I hadn't saved like that whole time. Mornin. Devola, fuck. Hey, Devola. You keep running around like that. You're gonna trip and fall in your face. I think I'll be okay, but thanks for the warning. I love Emmy Evans. I love K. G. Okabe. Oh, I'm gonna cry. That is so, that is so nice. There's dogs in this one. Thank you, Grandmother. I suspect you've lived through a lot, considering what I just lived through right now. Sure, dude. I'm gonna learn to make awesome food for Lonnie. I better start working on a new secret recipe. I hope that's Yona. I love her. That is my sister. This song. I don't, oh. This game and Nier Automata are such good games. The soundtracks. This is, this is the fucking tower at the end of Nier Automata. This fucks. This so fucks. It had the same doorway. It has this, it has the same doorway. And I'm pretty sure it has the same music, too, if I remember correctly. There you are. Miss Popola, speaking German to me. Good morning. How's Yona doing today? Her cough's still pretty bad. That's worrisome. I know. I keep hoping she'll at least get a little better, but I don't know. I feel like I'm failing her. Oh, stop that. You're the finest brother a girl could hope to have. Anyway, I was hoping you might take care of this for me. I got a request from someone in the shopping district. They need you to get some mutton from the Northern Plains. Got it. Since you're going to the Plains, let me give you a map. Trust me, it'll come in handy. Yes, it will. The area before you can view it. And one more thing, would you mind purchasing three medicinal herbs from the client while you're at it? I used my last one earlier. Here's some money. Okay, this is way too much. Well then, buy some for Yona while you're at it. Oh, you a real one. You don't have to. It's okay, really. Thanks, girl. Oh, look at, she's so pretty. The play styles are different, too. Thanks, Popola, for everything. What's this all about? Just the way you and the other villagers always take care of us. We really appreciate it, is all. Think nothing of it. People need to look out for each other, right? Besides, everyone here wants to see Yona healthy and happy. So hang in there. I will. They love her. The whole place loves her. I'm gonna explore up here a little bit. Oh, everybody's got the funky outfits in this one. You're looking hot, girl. Get it. Hot girl summer. Popola asked me to organize the books, but I had no idea there were so many. I never should have taken this job. Girl, how do you see a giant ass library in safe? I didn't think there'd be that many. Oh, hello. Yona? Hey, what are you doing? You're supposed to be in bed. See, now your ribbon's all undone. Why are you so doting? Let her go out, though. Oh, baby girl, do whatever you want. Look, don't worry. You're gonna be fine. You just need to eat and rest. If you take good care of yourself, you'll get better. You really think so? I know so. Anyway, I've got work to do, so I need you to head home. Deal? Deal. She was trying to find a book to cure her own sickness. Yona, I'd die for you. People say the world is dying. Populations continue to fall. A plague and disease run rampant. If that wasn't enough, monsters called Shades now roam the land as well, threatening our very lives. But I can't let any of that distract me. My sister is sick, and my only goal is to ensure that the two of us survive. It's not easy for a pair of kids to live on their own. Wonder how old he is. The villagers have been kind to us, and despite everything, somehow I feel like we're gonna be okay. We have to be. There's no other choice. That's heavy. I literally go the wrong direction every single time. I'm trying so hard, I swear. Okay, so right here. We'll go through here. Today, Popola sent me a new book about a big, great tree. I really hope it has a happy ending. There's nothing worse than a sad tree. Aw. This is so much more positive than, um, city ruins. Love that. It's before everything got real depressing. I didn't think it would actually- I mean, I should have known, but I didn't think it'd actually do anything. I feel like I should find- That's decrepit. I feel like I should find a mailbox first. I cannot- I don't know how to fish. I would like to, though. Oh, come on, that was shallow. So I really forgot that, um, the whole- the whole- the whole point of this mission was to get muttoned. And I've been kind of running around for the past, like, 20 minutes. Trying to find out where to go. It kicked my ass! Come here! You're paying. Oh, they make the worst noises when they die. That's so sad. I better get this mutton back to the village. There we go! Okay, fuck. Oh, shit. Shades doing so close to town. Oh, that's not good. Are they coming after us? Oh, idea shades were loose so close to the- I thought I was level two, or level 30. Maybe that was all a farce. I can't even go hunting in peace anymore. Time to get this meat to the shopkeeper. Damn. There's a lot of sheep out there for it being, like, basically hunting ground and food for this place. There we go. How's Yona doing? Here's that mutton you wanted. Oh, thank you. You wouldn't believe how popular this stuff has been lately. Oh, and this isn't much, but I'd like you to have it. And tell Popola I said thanks, okay? I will tell Popola. 600 gold! You can buy and sell items, weapons, and materials at shops. Popola wanted three medicinal herbs. Oh, I need one more medicinal herb. Do you have medicinal? He does have medicinal herb. Yes. Fuck it. I get a couple for Yona too. Take these to Popola. I'm so glad it has an X on here, because if it didn't, my dumb ass would just be running around everywhere doing absolutely nothing. God damn it. I went the wrong direction again. Dude, that guy- look at it. He is still going. This motherfucker is truckin'. Oh, I love the soundtrack. It's so pretty. I delivered the mutton. Oh, and here's your herbs. Great. That should help with the food shortage. And thanks for the herbs too. That's all for today. You should hurry back to Yona. Thanks. Mission accomplished. See, I really think that- because if you play it through Nerutamara, at some point you get to this tower sort of thing, and it has doors that look exactly like this. And I believe the music is pretty similar too. So when they made that Nerutamara, it was a callback to Neru. Well, I mean, a lot of things are a callback to Neru because it falls in the same universe, but- Are we the only people that have this dope-ass house? Whereas everybody else's house. Where's my sister? There's other rooms. Okay. Also, I think the reason that the language looks like this is because it's supposed to be like hundreds and thousands of years in the future. And so it's like, um, it's like a futuristic language. I fought many demons. Guys, I just stayed here all day like you told me to. I tried reading books, but I finished all of them. So if you have any fun stories, you should tell me. This poor girl, she's been quarantining since day one. Well, Popola told me about a legendary flower called the Lunar Tear. Have you heard of it? That's also near. That's a silly name. I guess. But people say finding one will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. She just called Lunar Tears a silly name. That shit's tight. If I ever found one, I'd buy you so many cookies your stomach would hurt. That's a good use of money. Does a Lunar Tear make me better? Sure. With that kind of money, we could buy the best medicine around. The kind that'll cure anything. If only it existed. Uh, Yona, what's wrong? It's nothing. Good night. It's daytime. The next morning. Oh, this is just okay. Okay, I'm off to Popola's. See you later. And please stay out of trouble today, okay? Okay. She's not going to stay out of trouble. I can already tell. All right, guys. So I'm going to end the video right here. So that was the first playthrough of Nier. I like it. I love it so far. A lot of similarities I can tell between the directors, the music directors. And I fuck with that because I really liked the second game and I just wanted to see what the first game was all about because people have said a lot of good things about it. That it's better even. So I look forward to continue playing this. It's fucking great. I will see you all later. Bye.